#yes i ship constantine with cervantes

[welikeonion1]

incorrect quotes bc I’m bored

Curie, pointing: My I sit there?

Faraday: That���s my lap

Curie: That doesn’t answer my question

Faraday: Wow, Marie, you want to hold my hand before marriage? How awfully lewd of you.

Curie: We literally slept together yesterday.

Faraday: That's NOTHING compared to the lewdness of holding hands.

Constantine: Know why I called you in here?

Cervantes: Because I accidentally sent you a dick pic.

Constantine: *Stops pouring two glasses of wine.* Accidentally?

Curie: I don't know how to tell you this, but... I love you.

Faraday: That's great, Marie. Especially considering the fact we've been married for 7 fucking years.

Curie, pulling up late to conclave: Sorry I'm late, I was doing things.

Faraday: Hi, I'm ’things'.

Curie: That shirt looks great, Cervantes.

Cervantes: Thanks.

Curie: But I bet it would look even better on Constantine’s floor

Constantine: Are you hitting on Cervantes for me?