#scythe chomsky

[snappie-snappy-snaps]

more Scythe art

I finished book 2, Best. Book. Ever, read it in one day, so I made more art. I love Curie and Anastasia’s friendship, it’s so cute, Curie is such a mother. Thunderhead did her so dirty.

[annoying--moth]

I just remembered when I first started reading Scythe and we were introduced to Goddard and his gang and I thought they were gonna be goofy-team-rocket-style- minor villains.

I just did not take them seriously at all. And yet here we are... One of them's a fuckin dictator

[only-a-moment-ago]

the aoas brainrot really has gotten to me bc i was just trying to read something for school and then i saw...

[whotfelsewantedtobelynnyx]

Scythe Characters As Weird Shit My Friends And I Say Because I Can

Curie, standing on a stepladder: You don't have to be straight, the clock has to be straight.

Citra: Well that's rude. The clock can be whatever it wants to be.

Rowan: Let the clock love who it wants to love!

Rand: I was just giving a detailed explanation of how you suck it.

Volta: I'm gonna crash this fucking car.

Chomsky: Sometimes you just gotta do it and see what happens.

Volta: You knew what would happen! It blew up!

Mentor! Faraday: She's attacking me!

Apprentice! Curie: I'm hugging you.

Rowan: Do-nut order donuts.

Citra: I hate you.

Goddard: My god, Xenocrates! There's a fuck you!

Tyger: Wow, my head really just flew across the room.

Rand: I'm taking your silence as a sign I should kill the child.

Rowan, to Citra: Did you die? Guess I'll die too.

Greyson, gesturing proudly at Jeri: Nonbinary noodle!

Faraday, in the middle of a thought: -ledge.

Munira: Ledge?

Faraday, nodding: Ledge.

[leelarots]

chomsky for an art event in scythella , which you should join btw

[dvmbgvtz]

HI. I’ve joined like 2 aoas discord servers and all of them have been so dead so IM MAKING ONE. I’m still working on it and don’t know how to do some of the things so it might be a little bit BUT ITS COMING (sorry for so many tags)

[beesinmypancrees]

stupid quirks i noticed in scythe

i should be asleep rn, but instead i’m up talking about random things i noticed in a book

1. citra curls herself into a ball when stressed. she does it twice as far as i know (once in scythe, once in toll) and i think it’s amazing

2. rowan is ironically a champagne drinker

3. chomsky is the type of person to say “im so telling mom” when his sibling does something bad

4. rand. thank you, goodnight

5. goddard has long nails. he’s fabulous and i love him

6. finally, this may just be my dumb brain rambling but goddards robe is blue and rands is green. green and blue are complimentary colors. was this maybe a conscious decision on rands part?

[moony2moon]

Arc of a Scythe Incorrect Quotes

Citra: Do you have any shaving cream?

Rowan: No, I don't like the way that it tastes.

Citra: Wait you eat shaving cream-

Rowan: No, why would I eat it if I don't like the taste???

Xenocrates: *Holds out harmonica* You play it and you get 100 million dollars, but 100 million people will die-

Goddard: *Plays it*

Xenocrates: Goddard no-

Faraday and Curie: *Cuddling*

The Scythedom: What the f*ck!? Is this allowed? *points* What the f*ck!? Is that allowed???

Curie: Stop.

Rowan: I've done a lot of dumb stuff.

Goddard: I witnessed the dumb stuff.

Chomsky: I recorded the dumb stuff.

Esme: I joined in on the dumb stuff.

Rand: I made them do the dumb stuff.

Volta: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!!!

Goddard: They ran into my knife. They ran into my knife ten times.

Rand: You mean you stabbed them?

Goddard: They ran into my knife.

Curie: *Standing on hoverboard with ladle* Would anyone like some stew? Would anyone like some stew? Would anyone like some stew?

Tyger: Pulls up in a Wonda's drive thru* Question is Wonda working today?

Rowan: Bro, you didn't roll your window down.

Tyger: Wha- *Rolls window down* Is Wonda working today?

Rowan: I think they're closed.

Tyger: Yeah me too.

*The next day*

Tyger: Is Wonda working today?

Rowan: Dude, I think we're at Taco Dell.

Tyger: What!? How!?

Volta: And just remember, no one will ever be able to hate you more than you already hate yourself. *sobs*

Thunderhead: You're all going to h*ll! Goodbye!

Like for a part 2

[moosha-mushroom]

Scythe Art dump istg the fandom is dead and I intend to resurrect it. Greyson is so fucking amazing. I love him so goddamn much.

[f3v3rdreamz]

Headcanons

How I think character's from AOAS would react to being in love with you (New order!):

Volta:

Probably tries to hint at it when around you

Gives light touches (ex: hand on shoulder/holding hand.)

Would most likely take him a while to confess due to his emotions and Goddard being a dick.

Rand:

Actually really good at hiding her feelings

Would probs wrote in her journal about you a few times.

If she made you upset I think it would take a while for her to apologize, when she does she gives you small gifts.

Chomsky:

Will not hesitate to try and impress you

A bit protective(?)

Absolutely chaotic when gleaning with you.

Goddard:

Does this bitch even have feelings? 😭

Would most likely favor you

Would try and make it seem like he 'hates' you

Idfk

[sketzi]

nothing will ever be greater than the AOAS fandom developing an obsession with Scythe Chomsky in 2020

even better that Neal was absolutely confused as to why people liked him so much! chomsky was such a blank slate, a filler character that i can not even justify as important no matter how much i reach. he just turned into a big joke. He's just so comical. chomsky, with his comically dramatic flamethrower, his comically blonde hair and chiselled frat bro jaw, and dont forget to mention his comically small brain. i dont even want to say WHY he chose his patron historic. why? because Rand chose a rightist, and he wanted to be the leftist. he doesn't even have any opinions.

neal managed to write a character so stereotypical and so overwhelmingly full of nothing that it turned into good writing. every scene with chomsky is a delight to read. reading about him setting stuff on fire, then being proud of himself for doing absolutely nothing were the highlights of the first book. never change, chomsky, never change.

chomsky-ites got so intense that Neal planned on putting a story about him in gleanings, but this tragically never saw the light. so, i know that if i ever meet neal, my first question will be, "What was in the chomsky story?". because if that story has been written, there is still a character in there somewhere.

[snappie-snappy-snaps]

Goddard's crew

Some drawings of Goddards crew, this is how I picture them all, and I have no clue why I gave Goddard an actual Scythe. I finished book 3, so good! 9/10 not enough Possuelo.

[fangirlsarchive]

Scythe Fancasting Pt. 2!!!

Welcome back to the fancasting madness!!! If you still need to read part one, go here!

to review, we've already casted Citra, Rowan, Scythe Curie, and Scythe Faraday! Up next: Honorable Scythes Goddard, Rand, Chomsky, and Volta.

Scythe Goddard- Justin Baladoni Scythe Goddard needs to have that hot villain vibe. if you know, you know. Ginny and I both agreed Justin Baladoni has the perfect face and attitude for the role of Scythe Goddard.

Scythe Rand- Arden Cho Come on, she's perfect. Just look at that face. That is the face of Scythe Rand right there. the hot but also bloodthirsty Scythe Rand. This boss bitch of an actor is the perfect actor for Scythe Rand.

Scythe Chomsky- Sebastian Stan Okay I know Sebastian Stan is more type casted for the soft-boy love interest, but we're specifically aiming for Mind-controlled-Bucky vibes. Corrupted, heavily influenced, insane... you know what I mean.

Scythe Volta- Tom Blyth Last but not least, our young, innocent, depressed, sad little meow meow Shawn Dobson. Blyth's looks, attitude, and past roles make him the perfect Volta. He would be the perfect person to play Scythe Alessandro Volta.

Thanks for reading everyone and keep a lookout for part 3!

Part three Here!

[leilani221]

why did my mind made this connection...

You can not tell me this is not the scythe Goddard gang

ITS THEM FOR FUCKS SAKE

But like, I love how this meme is getting popular, I love it

Og source: https://youtu.be/T_c3GpCJKSA

[natequarter]

really funny to me that the scythe who chose chomsky as his patron historic was a shit idiot motherfucker. like, there are plenty of scythes in the series who got their names from recently dead or currently living people (shania twain, nelson mandela, etc), but most of them are decent people. chomsky, on the other hand, is lumped right in with that gift to humanity, ayn rand. any similarities to persons living or dead is purely intentional. bitch.

[sirofreak]

for aoas art requests… new order elegy?

Here ya go! The elegy and a separate goddard drawing cuz i couldnt fit him in the group drawing lol

Sorry for being kinda slow with the request, hopefully i can get through the other ones faster!