#screw horror!

[wanderingmind867]

Follow up to my three part Anti-SNL Rant from before

I know I said this during the rant itself, but I think SCTV and The Carol Burnett Show were far better. From what I've seen of them, I can't recommend them enough. They're a lot more to my liking. I also liked the Muppet Show (my parents got the DVDs of seasons 1-3 when I was young. I grew up with it). It's a shame that seasons 4 and 5 were never released on DVD. Also that Carol Burnett and SCTV have also only had limited DVD releases. Why no DVDs!? DVDs are good!

PS: The Muppet Show has almost been ruined for me before, largely because a lot of weird horror stories use puppets. And if there's one way to ruin puppets for me, it's to make them scary. thankfully, I think it's never been a full on fear. But it's been pretty close.

[squidpedia]

Frisk POV vs. Clover POV

(Please ask for permission before reposting onto other sites or dubbing, thank you!)

[babacontainsmultitudes]

RIP Will Campos the only person who was murdered this episode.

[asthevermincrawls]

[xx-sketchy-xx]

The most unstable combination so far

[signanothername]

Killer, but with Abridged Alucard’s lines

[hoaxghost]

[triglycercule]

horrortale waterfall game broke me sorry (hey just like horror!)

[weirdlookindog]

The Innocents | 1961 | dir. Jack Clayton

Deborah Kerr as Miss Giddens

[electrozeistyking]

I started this concept before Ghost Drone. I meant to post it on Halloween, but I forgot about it until now. How are we feeling today?

[fanofspooky]

Scream King - Dan Stevens

[sandersontheside]

AU concept: Remus King is a best-selling but reclusive horror novelist. His twin brother Roman is a struggling actor. When Remus' publisher pressures him to make public appearances to promote his newest book, despite his insistence that he wants to stay out of the public eye, they hatch a scheme. Roman will pose as his brother for all book signings, public speaking appearances, and various other events, and will be paid Remus' fee for those appearances, plus a little extra. Roman doesn't particularly want to pretend to be his brother, but he hasn't had a real acting job in months and a man's gotta eat. Besides, he's known Remus their entire lives, he could play the part in his sleep. What could possibly go wrong? 

(Spoiler alert: a lot.)

Virgil Rayne is Remus King's biggest fan, who comes to a signing, over the moon to finally meet the man behind his favorite stories. Only to have a panic attack in line and be forced to leave before he can meet his hero. Or so he thinks. Because while hiding in the bathroom trying to calm down, who should walk in but the author himself, who proceeds to be surprisingly good at talking Virgil down. Once Virgil calms down, it feels kind of awkward to ask for an autograph, but thankfully Remus offers before he can ask. 

Remus even scribbles his number in the book next to his very poetic message to Virgil.

It takes Virgil a few days to get over his anxiety and text, but he ultimately does because how could he pass up the opportunity to be friends with his favorite author?? So they start texting. A lot. And who knew Remus loved Disney movies? Or did theatre in high school? Or sings Taylor Swift in the shower? Or makes silly puns that Virgil can't help but laugh at? Or has a soft, dreamy, romantic side? Remus King is nothing like Virgil imagined he would be, but it doesn’t matter because before he knows it, Virgil has fallen hard. And sometimes it kinda seems like the feeling is mutual? Remus is certainly flirty, but it's hard to tell if that actually means anything.

And, oh God, Roman is so, so, so fucked. Because Virgil has pretty purple hair and dark mysterious eyes and a cute laugh, and short circuited his brain so much when they first met that he didn’t even think before writing his number down. Roman is now totally head over heels for Virgil Rayne.

Virgil, who thinks he’s his brother.  

(Remus is laughing his ass off at this whole sorry situation)

[citrine-elephant]

in case of emergency, break glass

...or, uh.... maybe we should look at leon's files, first....

(the many directional scars -> when he was protecting ada from simmons)

[artie-doko]

A micro-dosage of insanity

[masterrainb0w]

I think the Peachyville horror might be the husbands that made us along the way.

[thechemistryset]

Michael Winner, The Nightcomers, 1971