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Rumination
Ruminate
(v.) to think about something deeply
After Edward left her, Bella Swan fell apart. Desperate to try and save his eldest daughter, Charlie brings his youngest daughter to Forks to see if she can bring her sister out of her depression.
Now, y/n must try to help her sister find her way back to the light while also trying to navigate her Junior year of high school in the odd town of Forks.
Chapter Four: The Wolves
Now Playing: Heavy In Your Arms by Florence + The Machine
I followed Jacobâs instructions down a dirt road for a few miles before he told me to pull off the road.
I pulled over, cutting the engine as he and Bella jumped out of the truck. My sister pressed closely to his side as he came to stand at the front of my car, and I slowly made my way to his side as well.
Bella was visibly nervous, and I felt an unnerving sense of calm. I knew that, rationally, I should probably be afraid. But I just wasnât.
I saw the four boys step out of the tree line, and I watched as Sam made eye contact with Jacob.
My eyes narrowed on him, but I couldnât resist Turing my gaze to Embry. When I looked at him, he stared back. His lips pursed together as I watched him, my gaze accusatory and unrelenting.
He looked away first.
I swept my eyes to Jared, and finally to Paul. Both of them looked about the same, but my heart stuttered for a moment when I met Paulâs gaze.
He was as handsome as I remembered him being. His expression was still grumpy, but his eyes held more light in them. His hair was loose around his head again, much like Jacobâs. His eyes flickered from me to Jacob, then Jacob to Bella, and his face pinched with anger.
âWhat have you done, Jacob?â Sam demanded, his deep voice drawing my attention away from where I was transfixed looking at Paul.
My eyes were drawn back to him, however, when he pushed past Sam to yell at Jacob, âWhy canât you just follow the rules? Is she more important than everythingâthan us, than our people, than the people getting killed?â
His voice was accusatory, and my eyes narrowed on him. He started to shake, the trembling staring in his hands and moving up his arms.
âThey can helpââ Jacob tried to argue, but he was cut off by Paulâs mocking laugh.
âHelp?â He demanded, âIâm sure the leech-lover is just dying to help us! And bringing her sister into this mess is callous, even for you and your tunnel vision!â
âDonât talk about her like that!â Jacob snarled, reaching out to push Bella behind him.
I took a step back towards the door of my truck, watching everything unfold with a critical gaze. Paul laughed again, his eyes flicking to me.
âYeah, protect Bella and not her sister, right?â He said viciously, âI suppose youâve only ever had one sister in your head, huh?â
I wonât lie, his words did hurt, but I shoved the feelings aside as best I could.
Jacob said something, setting Paul off further. I watched in horrified fascination as he fell forward, his body shaking. Half way down, his body made an awful noise and dark, silver fur exploded from his body and he grew to the size of a bear.
My breath caught as I recognized him, and I swear that my heart stopped as Jacob rushed him and transformed into a massive black wolf.
âOh my god,â I choked out, moving without realizing.
I grabbed Bella and shoved her into the truck, sliding over the hood and to the driverâs side to hurriedly get in. I locked the doors as Embry and Jared hurried over to us.
âY/n, please let us in so we can take you to Emilyâs and explain everything,â Embry pleaded, and I stared at him defiantly. Bella, making the choice for me, unlocked the doors.
I reached back to slap her arm, Embry getting into the back behind me and Jared hopping into the bed of the truck.
Embry and Hared made jokes as they directed me to someoneâs house, Emilyâs house? I didnât remember whose name they said.
When we got there, I parked the truck and turned it off.
Jared hopped out of the back quickly, reaching out as he passed to open my door. I followed him and Embry towards the house, reaching out to hold hands with Bella.
Before we got too close, Jared stopped and turned towards us.
âDonât stare at Emilyâs face,â he said, âIt bugs Sam.â
âWhy would we stare..?â Bella asked, looking increasingly nervous.
âSheâs Samâs fiancĂŠe,â I said flatly, remembering what Jared and Embry had said on the ride here, âAnd baddies, it seems like hanging around werewolves has its risks.â
Jaredâs lips thinned at my tone, but he nodded.
âOk, well,â Embry said awkwardly, âCome on in. We donât bite.â
It was a weak joke, and I wasnât so easily amused by him anymore.
âSpeak for yourself,â Jared joked back, glancing at me. I sighed, pulling Bella along and into the house as Embry held the door for us.
We got inside the house, and it was full of the smell of pastries. It smelled good.
Beside me, Bella was stiff. As we were led to the kitchen, I saw the silhouette of a woman. We got closer, and I saw that she had rich, warm toned skin and shining black hair that fell to her hips. When she turned, I saw her scars first.
On the left side of her face were three jagged, ruddy scars that curled around her face. One ran over her eye, cutting her brow in half and making her dark eye cloudy. Another ran from her hairline to her jaw, cutting roughly through her cheek as the final one ran down to her lips, crudely pulling the corner taught. Her scars were vicious, but she was beautiful to behold.
I observed her for a moment only, but Bella made a point not to even look at her.
âWeâre sorry for intruding.â I said calmly, my eyes falling to the muffins in her hand.
She observed my sister and I silently before asking, âWho are you?â
âY/n, and my sister, Bella Swan.â I answered, and her brows rose slightly.
âLeave it to Jacob to find a way around Samâs orders,â she muttered before pinning Bella with a look, âSo. Youâre the Vampire Girl.â
Bella hesitated, blurting, âYes. Are you the wolf girl?â
Emilyâs face warmed, the right side stretching into a smile as she laughed, Jared and Embry snickering.
âI suppose I am,â she agreed, then glanced over to address Jared, âWhereâs Sam?â
âBella and y/n, uh, surprised Paul this morning and he and Jake got into it.â Jared responded, and Emily rolled her good eye.
âI was about to start the eggs, do you think theyâll be long?â She asked, and Embry smiled impishly.
âDonât worry, even if they are late, none of the food will go to waste!â Emily chuckles, going to open the fridge.
âNo doubt,â she said easily, pulling out a carton of eggs, âBella, Y/n, are you both hungry? Feel free to take some muffins.â
Bella was quick to grab one, muttering her thanks, and I watched as Embry shoved his third muffin into his mouth whole.
âTry to taste it, Embry,â I said dryly, Jared muttering, âPig.â
Emily hit him over the head with a wooden spoon, telling him, âLeave some for your brothers!â
Her word choice surprised me, but not by much. All four of them moved in such a synchronized way that if I didnât know better, I wouldâve thought that they were all related.
I sat quietly, eating bites of a muffin that I had plucked from Embryâs hands as he and Jared fought over it.
They really were good. Maybe Iâll ask for the recipe.
In the middle of my thoughts, Sam came through the door and called so lovingly for Emily. She smiled widely as her fiancĂŠ came over to kiss her tenderly, and I laughed against my will as Jared and Embry made dramatic gagging sounds.
Jacob and Jared walked in soon after Sam, both of them playfully messing with the other. Paul snagged a muffin and Jacob sat beside Bella, across from me. Paul sat beside me, looking past me at where Embry and Jared were rough housing for a muffin.
My attention was torn between trying to dodge stray limbs and paying attention to Jacobâs questions, and for the moment that I was paying attention to Jacob, Embryâs muffin slipped out of his hands and went flying towards the side of my head.
I flinched when I saw it in my peripherals, but Paul had reached around my head to grab the air-born muffin, stopping it from hitting me. He beaned it back at Embry, smacking him in the face with the dense pastry.
âQuit playing with your food, morons.â He said grumpily, and I thanked him for catching it. He just shrugged, going back to eating his own muffin.
As he reached for another muffin from the tray in front of me, I saw jagged scars on his forearm. They looked weeks old by now, but I knew they were from his and Jacobâs fight.
Without thinking, I reached out and touched them, gently pressing the skin with my finger. As soon as I touched him, he froze.
His skin was warm, like Jacobâs, and soft. The scars on his skin werenât rough, like I expected them to be. Instead, they were only slightly indented into his skin and just as smooth as the rest of his skin.
âHowâŚ?â I asked, trailing off as I watched the marks slowly, so slowly, start to fade.
âWolf thing.â Jacob answered, watching as I traced the angry red marks.
Paul watched me, still as a statue.
âWe heal quickly. Part of the raised temperature thing,â he said slowly, âWe run warm, we donât get sick. We also burn through pain killers fast enough that theyâre basically useless, since our body heals itself faster than they can keep up.â
âHuh,â I said, unsure how to respond. It was fascinating, but so, so odd.
âJacob,â Sam starts, âTell us what you know.â
Jake looks up, quickly swallowing the rest of his muffin. He clears his throat, then begins, âI know what the Redhead wants. Sheâs trying to avenge her mate, but itâs not the one with dreads that we killed the other day.â
I listen closely, my eyes fixed on Jacob as he speaks.
âThe Cullens killed her mate during Bellaâs sophomore year, after he tried to kill her. Now, sheâs after Bella to get back at Edward.â He says gravely, and I wonder if that means that Iâd be in danger, too.
âWill y/n be on her radar, do you think?â Paul asks, voicing my own concerns. Jacob sighs, and worry bubbles in my chest.
âWe killed her spy before he could report back, so we donât know that yet.â Sam replied, âShe likely doesnât know that Y/n is here, but in the event that she does, weâd have to keep a close eyes on you both.â
The last part was directed to me, and I nodded, my lips pursed together.
Jared claps his hands together, âWell then! Weâve got bait!â
I watch as Jacob, faster than I would have thought possible, whipped a can opener at Jaredâs head. To his credit, Jared caught it, but he didnât see Paulâs hand coming down on the top of his head.
âNeither of them are going to be bait!â Jacob said angrily, and Jared muttered about knowing what he meant.
Sam cleared his throat, gathering their attentions again.
âWeâll need to change our patrol patterns.â He says, serious and grim, âI donât like it, but weâll have to split up into groups to make sure Bella and Y/n are safe, while maintaining the safety of Forks and the Rez.â
âQuilâs likely close to changing now,â Embry muttered, âWe can split evenly when he does.â
I watched mutely as each of them looked morose. How odd that they all seemed so comfortable in their own fate, yet so unwilling for their friends to share it.
âWell, we wonât count on it.â Sam said with a sigh.
âWhat do you want us,â I gesture between Bella and I, âTo do?â
âAbout?â Sam asked, and I looked at him flatly. Embry snickered, having been on the receiving end of this same look.
âWhere is most convenient for us to be?â Bella clarifies, her mind in the same wavelength as mine.
âIt would be most convenient for the two of you to be here for as long as possible.â Sam replied, âSo that we can be on our own land to trap the Redhead and destroy her.â
I nod, and Emily butts in to ask, âWhat will the arrangements be for patrols?â
âThree of us will be patrolling the perimeter at all times, the other two will be here to guard you three.â He answered, âWe will likely have to cycle out to keep the Redhead on her toes.â
Bella worried her bottom lip before asking, âYouâll be careful, right?â
Most of the boys burst into laughter, hooting and snickering. I rolled my eyes and got up to go to the bathroom to wash my hands as Emily announced food was ready.
I got back after a moment, and the majority of the food was already being scarfed down.
âGood lord, I forgot how much food you eat,â I muttered, about to scape together any leftover food when Paul reached out to hand me a plate.
âOh,â I said, âThank you, Paul.â
He nodded glancing at me before going back to eating.
After a while, Charlie came down to fetch Bella and I. I said goodbye to everyone, hurrying to the truck and heading home with Charlie on our tail.
I went to my room and grabbed a notebook, writing down all my questions to ask tomorrow.
1. Is there a way to mask our scent so Victoria canât track us?
2. Does it hurt to change? What causes it?
3. Whatâs it like being a wolf? And what does it mean that you can hear each otherâs thoughts? Is that always?
4. Why do you all turn into grown men after you change? Second puberty?
I wrack my brain to think of more questions, but Iâm so tired from this emotionally draining day that I canât. Instead, I take a long shower and go to sleep.
As I fall asleep, I wonder about Paul. I wondered about his words before he had changed, in the forest: why was he so sore over Jacob protecting Bella and not me? She was the one he had been angry about, after all, so it would make sense to protect her over me. I wasnât the one in danger, not that she really had been.
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Recently I read Transformers: Skybound FINALLy!!! it was fantastic, cant wait for the next issue
Highly recommend reading it tho, its a greattt comic and has super awesome art
Spoilers incoming ofc
Everyone's already talked about this but wow Optimus is portrayed so well!!! I love the dialogue when he describes Cybertron. Also love the pink backgrounds i some panels!! Anyway the interaction with him and Spike feels good and authentic. nice
The fight scenes. SO good to me, I think the art is super dynamic and the way the sound effects are written give great impact. The artist knew what they were doing for sure. I love how they use the comic media to its fullest. With those different shaped slanted box panels, and the smear lines when somethings moving fast idk
I also looove the shading in these comics!! and the linework like on their faces really helps the atmosphere. once again i love the sound effects (especially that big TONG) when starscream gets hit lol it just looks like all the fonts were designed or drawn by the artists yk?? and the variety of camera angles throughout is cool too.
Also love the relationship between optimus and the humans. It feels... better than how other transformers media has handled it (imo). I think its sweet
again great comic art the lighting.. the EVERYTHING idk i just admire this artist a lot (i think his name is daniel warren johnson, although it switches to Jorge Corona later) one thing i love in particular is how the lines are like... a little messy and sometimes a little all over the place-to depict their wear and grime. cool!
Next. Cant talk about skybound without talkingabout THE DECEPTICONS. oh my god. starscream is a spawn of hell. what a bitch. like actually he might be at his worst here hes so diabolical. Anyway even though hes very evil hes still enjoyable to watch because its just idk pure villain. Soundwaves care for his cassettes is sweet as usual. PUNTING Ravage is crazy. cannibalizing Skywarp is crazy. FGELP IDEK WHAT TO SAY except i like the art a lot here as usual its great very comic-y again. SOundwave stays a favorite character.
THIS is an iconic and great moment of skybound, i love it, i lvoe that optimus is willing to use this cannon to further the battle yk also looks badass
Gotta say these are two of my favorite pages throughout the whole series. Love the color and camera angles.
I know starscreams the big bad villain or whatever (for now) but he still makes me laugh
These panels... THE YELLOW BACKGROUND. THE LOUD SOUND EFFECTS. THE POSE. THE "YOU KNOW THE SONG" perfect. 10/10 for me. the artist has got the touch. (theyre referencing The Touch right?)
These three phenomenal moments with devastator. the art.... its just too cool. very dynamic. i like starscream getting squished. Once again the fight scene art DELIVERS.
This too. I love how soundwaves punches feel really weighted. also YAY starscreams getting the beating he deserved
....remember that PUNT to ravage earlier? welp. bye starscream. Things only get worse for the autobots here tho.... because with soundwave as leader the decepticons can actually function and be more deadly....
...when i saw this i knew we were fucked. we are fucked. wave and wave partnership? optimus is screwed. AND MEGATRON HASNT EVEN BEEN ADDED TO THE MIX YET. oh god.
The newest chapter has some gorgeous panels. plus beachcomber!
Local deadly robot scientist discovers whales and the beauty of earth. Big fan of transformers discovering earth stuff.
GUYS. ultra magnus!! hes one of my favorite transformers im so glad hes in this series.....i wish he was in better shape because-WE ARE SUPER FUCKED RATCHETS DEAD. no medic-HOW IS ANYONE GONNA GET REPAIRED.
ok fr what are we gonna do
poor wheeljack.
anyway the issue ends with shockwaves insane evil plan to bring cybertron to earth working so idk whats gonna happen next but im excited to see more.
also jazz this whole comic has been really cool, hes always helpful btu then he like gets beat up or captured but HES ALWAYS POSITIVE and he only speaks in music puns too. ONLY.
ultra magnus save us... idk bro we need a miracle... maybe jetfire will be useful again soon, maybe beachcomber will come in clutch. maybe new autobots will join. if yes, i hope we see springer again hes cool
anyway yes ik i barely talked about any faults of the comic, im trying to be super open and see it with like no bias or comparing it to other comics and stuff. personally i like it a lot. the humans arent even dislikable imo. the characters are nice. one thing is that MAN a lot of characters are dying. kinda sad. no ratchet is crazy. also when will megatron awaken? and how?
#really love the comics art#transformers skybound#energon universe#this is hella long... and just my thoughts while reading#highly recommend reading transformers skybound
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hi again. i did end up posting some of my art but idk if there's a way to link it in the ask (kinda new to tumblr lol), so im just gonna trust that you know how to find it. Anyways, I have more questions for you :)
jumping into the deep end w/ traveling thieves:
is there any way to remove a collar without the owner's permission? Could a non-collared person do it? Are they physically destructible? What happens if the owner dies? Basically anything that could free Jimmy and Scott T-T
Can any nether-born wield fire, or just blaze-borns? bc hypothetically, we could get some team ZIT going if impulse is a nether-born (he's normally head cannoned as a demon, but I like the idea of wither skeleton instead for this au, if you don't already have plans for him). he could join Zed and Tango :)))
how does the siren song work? can you get anyone to do anything with it if you were good enough? considering song is in the name, is it more effective if it's more melodic?
how do the rune trigger thingies work? Does the staff need to be continuously touching the person to trigger the collar, or does it have a time limit, or is it a secret third option? (this is for a lil piece i've written that I may or may not post lol)
That's it for now, although I do want to say that it would be adorable if Katherine got Shelby a sun-lamp so she could grow over-city plants down there :3
actually that's not it. it'd be fun if you wrote a piece where Grian helps Mumbo and Scar pull a (not so ethical) job. just an idea :)
ok goodbye
Hello hello!
I found the art! I reblogged the art! I LOVE THE ART!
I said it in my reblog but again here they are SO PRETTY I love Cute Guy his wings are beautiful and his shoes are so KILLER and then the SWAGON from Traveling Thieves! It's even got Grian's lil bay window! It makes me so happy! I will treasure them, thank you so much for sharing!
Questions questions! đââď¸
Short answer: No. Long Answer: Not any way that Scott or Jimmy currently have access too. If their current owner dies the contract has a clause that will automatically transfer them to whoever said owner designated as the inheritor, this being a built in safety measure to ensure enslaved hybrids don't try to one-hit kill their masters before a punishment can kick in to go free. They are technically physically destructible but any attempt at cutting them or unlatching them will trigger the punishment runes. And they are very tough, reinforced by the magic in the runes, again to ensure this isn't attempted, so it would be far to painful to attempt to just endure the punishment long enough to cut them off. This doesn't mean it's completely impossible for them to get them off without their current masters permission...but we haven't gotten to that yet. đ
Blaze-borns specifically can wield fire as physical parts of their body, but other nether hybrids are able to pull similar tricks such as heating up their hands to work metal, and obviously they're fireproof. Plus, considering our lovely dark fantasy AU, some of them have proficiency with fire magic! I do have plans for Impulse in Traveling Thieves! Please look forward to it!
It's basically voice-based charm magic. I may have messed this up, but I'm pretty sure I only ever refer to it as 'siren spells' and not 'siren songs'? Is there anywhere I screwed that up? Siren spells also give the user the ability to make their voice more pleasant and tend to have good singing voices anyway. If someone is extremely good with it (ex: Scott's Dad) they could 100% use it to strongly compel others, but it's not like brainwashing. Like when Scott used it, all it really did was make the ice mage suddenly care about his opinion, and that confused her enough that she hesitated on using magic. It still has to be something understandable. It wouldn't have been enough to, say, get her to fire a spell at her companion and kill him. It's more like it makes the users words much more influential in the mind of whoever is hearing it. It can also do other things, though! Like how I mention that Scott's Dad would sing for the Queen, Scott's Mom, to help her relax, that's not just because he's a beautiful singer (which of course he is) he's also using siren spells to lower her stress.
One hit triggers the punishment runes. A second hit makes them stop. Like an on-off switch! They also specifically have to get hit with the gem at the end of the rune trigger. If you do post anything anywhere please do send another ask/post it somewhere I can see, I'd absolutely love to see what you do with the AU! âşď¸
Awwww...Katherine could totally get Shelby a sun-lamp, that'd be so cute! Also I totally plan on writing a piece at some point where the Swagon Trio steal something, it's a series called Traveling THIEVES and there has been a distinct lack of thievery so I need to fix that. đ¤
Thanks so much for all your lovely questions, and thank you again for sharing your beautiful art! đ
#fanfic#ao3 fanfic#hermitcraft#traffic smp#through the sky blue cracks#worldbuilding#life series#empires smp#traveling thieves au#grian#mumbo jumbo#goodtimeswithscar#katherine elizabeth#shubble#scott smajor#jimmy solidarity#tangotek#impulsesv#zedaph#team zits
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GBA characters as hellsing abriged quotes:
Yargwin: yellow?~
Lyr: what did you do?
Yargwin: alright...but you can't be mad at me
Lyr: what. Did. You. Do?
Yargwin: ok first...I was minding my own business-
Lry: bullsh*t!
Yargwin: I wassss!
(This could also apply to albus and Faithful)
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Brother koria: serve the Lord with fear and rejoice with trembling
Albus: you got me a present?!
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Faithful: I'd like to talk to you about some important gests coming this evening
Albus: are they hookers?
Faithful: no
Albus: and like that you've lost me
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Albus: like what?
Faithful: property damage,
Albus: good times~
Faithful: dozens of noise complaints,
Albus talking over screaming and music: sorry I can't hear you!~
Faithful: killing innocent civilians,
Albus: oh so did mortalis and he got a f*king animatic for it!
Faithful: AND all the sexual harassment
Albus:.....I'm not apologising
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Devlin: what...
Albus: what?
Devlin: what. Do. I. Need. To. Give. You. To keep you down here for the evening?
Albus: im going to need a new sword (and one for faithful)
Faithful: but I already have a gun...?
Albus: get this b*tch a cannon
⨠b*tches love canons!â¨
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Kravitas: I dot give a sh*t~ I don't give a f*k~ I don't give a sh*t and I don't give a f*k~ now if I give a sh*t I might just give a f*k...but I don't give a sh*t do I don't give a-
Albus literally dose anything*
Kravitas: F*K WAS THAT!?
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Devlin: sister! I apologise I tried to stop him but when I pleaded with him he merely responded with and mind my French (no offence)-
Kravitas: some taken
Devlin: "f*k the police" he then proceeded to tilt every painting he passed on his way here
Albus: evil giggles*
Faithful: oh gods going through that hallway us going to give me such a headache now...
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Albus: dear brother koria,
I wanted to send you this friendly little letter to inform you of your⨠immanent demise ⨠if your curious about the frequency of these letters it is merely to instill as much fear as I can. đ§ââď¸đ
As if basting a turkey which I will then proceed to have sex with.
That's right
I'm going to f*k the fear turkey!~
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Albus: hey guys how's your health plan?
Literally anyone who tries to hurt faithful exists*
Albus: APPARENTLY ITS GREAT!
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Makkaro talking to frank: what do you mean you forgot the song?
Ok ok screw it! Screw it! Just take my phone and hit random- no just hit random! Ok 3, 2
*b*tch by meradith Brooks starts playing as makkaro invades another city*
Yea- ok turn it off! trun it off...it didn't work
It. did. not. work
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Mirin: enough focusing on the past...instead lest focus on the past!
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Albus: ah the return of the "why boner"
WITH A VENGEANCE
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Makkaro talking about zed and mirin: how did they get in here?!
Darling: we had over a dozen guards!
Frank: those were ours?
I mean oh my god how did they get in here!?
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Faithful: where is albus!?
The whole feking universe: I killed him!
Faithful: killed him?
The whole feking universe: kut off his bloody head!
Faithful: oh...well thats step 1....
What about 2 through 10?
The whole feking universe: ah gods
Albus comes back as a demon:
You done goofed
The whole feking universe: how in the blood soaked bastard did you do that!?
Albus: f*k you that's how
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Makkaro naming all the places he's gonna invade:
frank: even the black site?
Darling: keep that
No one will deny what we did...
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Kravitas: by God's woman! Surrounded by monsters and demons armed literally to the teeth! And what do you do? You get off your f*king ship! Pull out albus's sword, cut off one of there heads and yell "come at me you crowd sh*ts!"
No wonder albus wants to plow that virgin soil! I'm thinking about growing some flowers myself!
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Korano: albus...?
Albus: go with mommy korano
Daddy's got work to do
Korano: am I your child in this scenario...?
Albus: korano our group relationship can best be described as tags. On. Porn. Hub now go!
Korano: fine "dad"
(You'll notice that a lot of these are bastard warrior based...wonder why? Anyway if any other hellsing fans want to chip in feel free!)
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Dear Diary,
Got new tires... called my supposedly soulmate... to put them on. Nothing.. thats ok walmart is cheaper and the inspection station is right there. Time to bite the bullet! My blow out... wasn't really a blow out. The tread peeled off... slapped my tail light and cracked it. Wtf right. Hopefully it passes. Now! Its been very quiet. Once was like living next to a wawa packing lot. People going to the shop.. pow wows. I havnt seen his nephew since I heard yelling.. the ex was at the shop when he stopped in. He use to be there like 3 days a week maybe. This all seemed to start.. when my supposedly soulmate and his ex started secret rendezvous. Since that started up. She's been down there everyday for hours. And he has stopped at her house. And things travel real fast around these parts. He lost his family and customers because of her. He is probably telling everyone they're friends with benefits đ¤. To me its a fucking betrayal. B E T R A Y A L! He would be lying. Because thats not what I see. I see betrayal going on. I went down there for tires. She ran down after I left.. she was there 3 hours. Before they started screwing around. No more then a half. She waits until his assistant leaves jumps in car runs down there. She was there when he was there. Then started doing it after he left. I was there Thursday.. Friday evening she ran down there. I heard some yelling. Her pulling her car here then over there. Backed in got out. Went back in the shop. 5 mins later she left. Struck me hassle at the castle. He stopped at her house on his way out. Idk what or even she came out. This morning notice the dog hasn't been taking out. Sign they aren't talking.. he suppose to be fishing on the weekend. They rendezvous at the boat. I'm assuming so his family don't see her car out front. She leaves Saturday night comes home Sunday. Started since his boat went in. He is down at the shop.. I basically know why the universe hasn't set me up with him. The more I get to know him the more info I'm getting on him. The more I don't think.. jus put it this way... he is definitely pussy whipped by her. I'm not stuck up. But if I was a guy. I wouldn't fuck her with Joe Biden dick. Why I'm being treated like the red headed step child is beyond me. I'm a customer. Shes not only unattractive but she's a grandiose narcissist. And its all about her. And jus the look on her face when things aren't going her way. I'm starting to think. Shes telling him not to service my car anymore. And he can't tell me that because I will fucking loose it on her and him. He knows it. Him for being stupid and going back with her and her because she is in my business. That will be the straw that broke the camels back it makes sense. Or she's really mentally disturb. I'm thankful I learned all this because I'm totally turned off. I'm jus addicted to the soap opera going on here. Tune into the next episode of Loose Cannon Range lane.
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you shall see thiis happenn ad per the video and crap. here. yes all of you. and dave too does his routine and he is a wierdo. not as sick as a lot but weeird. has our sons tuxedo on, and the tophat is there and his wand has one. and our son calls it a wand for some reason. and has his quarters all of them mb. a lot. of them. and te tree and it is a compilation. and our sons tub. lol. from daves place no. it is different tht was his. and broken hs meaning. Â
he eats a hog well drains it. and it is the one from the bullfinch we did go over the meaning.Â
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and we ask Thor Freya to tell our story a part of it now they will the say....Hera Zues
See the two are very young but they did have their own money and their parents gave them allowances and she had it in the base on Antarctica. And she would tool around and buy some things and she didn't spend much money but she learned about it and he learned and she learned the value of it and he did too. He was given an allowance when he was real young about eight years old. To save it up and he would buy things he wanted he bought several comic books and things like that the kids buy and he was really happy about it. You bought some odd things in the magazine and you liked it he was having a lot of fun he had some cool stuff and other kids would say it too that kids cool he likes things that are pretty cool and they would buy it he was buying these army action figures. DJA bought a whole bunch of them and they had like this army and they would have little wars later they'd buy GI Joe they got a lot of it for Christmas though the GI Joe the helicopter was expensive and they ended up burning it and we found out later what that was all about it was George and he was screwing around with them and telling them they they don't have a way out and stuff and they're like OK what do we do about that nothing. It was mean but that's what happened. I used to spend it on a whole bunch of stuff but really it was just kids stuff and food candy movies and he's doing the same thing with it it's watching similar movies made by the same people and he's doing kind of the same thing he was getting a ride there and it wasn't like and it wasn't like a mental hospital this is ridiculous but he was getting rides after a while he drove his girlfriend they were trying to say that it's like cannon stuff and it didn't work so they're gonna try and do that when he gets his own money and it's kind of like not much money just enough to tool around with and that's what they say it's more money than before but really we think it'll be more like 60 now probably 70 grand a year at first but that's probably for just half a year but he hasn't had money for a long time. So then it's gonna increase but that's what happened when he was.... but that's what happened when he was little and then when I rerun it and do the finale cause it didn't work the first time that's what they're up to it didn't work with these guys either that's what they're up to and he's making money the whole time so they're going to have him make money and get his old money too but when he is little he had a certain amount for the most part in circulation there's only about $5000 from when he was around nine years old eight or nine years old all the way to when he was about 16 then he was considered to be an adult and they changed their motif so he has to go through that. No they're having him do that now and he says I'm actually not a child my brain is here and I'm fine and I feel like you're ridiculous max up seed and **** obscene that's obscene and our son and daughter say it and we do too they're full of themselves and it's ridiculous crap and it's quite an assumption. And Moronic is the word for it but that's what they're doing The point is that's the money he's using now that money came from his parents and it came from a long time ago and they said it was what his contribution was in hers and it was much greater than that and I guess that'll come out later. But for now that's the amount of money he's actually using and they recycle it and it's a significant number it's in between 5 and 6000 and if it's right on the money that's when that tour is over we think that it's actually when his bank account reaches it and that's the one in Florida and then it goes up a notch and he started to get the money from Westboro he started to work when he was about 15 believe it or not it was later on That money was when he was doing odd jobs and he saved a lot still have an allowance and he did save about 15 or 16 some people say 17,000 and he put some money into the bank and he had a bank of Boston and he left he did take money out but he left several $100 in there. Now that became a lot of money and they consider that to be his original money too and they have another formula. But the money in those two jars is coated it's coded and used to hit the macaroni and you use it like they did they handed to him and then he puts it away now there's other money no but they're going to try and do it again and the max are preventing it and Trump for some reason doesn't know what it is for.
Freya
for all of us
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AWWW SHY SUKAI,,, i dont trust ruki with hot objects but maybe hes well practiced,,, and shion with a pencil scares me LMAODJDKDJS
yup weâve got tons of languages!! i only know filipino though bc im from the capital city đ but yea weâve been colonized by spain, the US, and japan its been rough for us. most of our precolonial history is gone and weâre still lowkey a US military asset so weâre real screwed if the US and china go to war
YEA CHINESE NETIZENS DID THE MATH ITS CRAZY the ones who allegedly got rigged in tend to differ depending on who does the math but pick i have who got rigged out is hiroto (who was in jo1âs season and also boys planet and will be debuting soon in nxd) but concerning age,,, cpop isnt too strict on that compared to kpop and jpop. theres still that age pressure ofc but cpop tends to praise people who actively go against the status quo (ie masculine female idols, lolita girls, idols like čĄç¨éŹ who are as androgynous as you can get) there was even a trainee in ĺé čĽ2019 who was born in 1985 and he made it to the finale. there was some criticism ofc but he was mostly praised for being brave enough to keep trying
PLSSS the only was i can justify kyosukeâs strength is that he used to sell wheelchairs lmao im sure lifting wheelchairs into cars takes some strength
junmin!! hes the oldest member of xikers (and one of the shortest lmao) hes so cute tbh hes a bit like a yorkie,,, yappy,,, tiny,,, agile,,, he sings the first chorus of do or die. his voice always sounds like that
yea unis is crazy lmao a lot of filipinos like them because they have filipinos but. other than hyeonju theyre all just so young to me
HFNDJDJDJ HONESTLY I GET YOU if i mess up that far down a project. thats between me and god now đ but thanks for the compliment hdnsjsjshsjs
and i gotchu if u ever need to either yap or listen!! i can do both đŞ
LMAO our politicians do the same thing dw đ
also unrelated but someone said rihi looks like wolfgang from animal crossing and now i cant unsee
listen. you can never know how old ruki actually is in this au. tbh he probably says he doesn't know but he damn well does, down to the day and all.... but ok fair :rofl: i cant remember can anyone in jo1 draw????? i can only think of rihito and hes not in jo1 LOL
that's still impressive as hell....!!!!!!!! not the colonising bit the knowing filipino bit :sweatdrop: i hear just about all that's left of old filipino mythos are just scraps which is super super sad.... and yeah no you guys are absolutely done for if that ever happens. prolly become cannon fodder or smth. yikes
DID THE MATHS LOOOOOOOL the one benefit to have been a victim of one of the world's most demanding academic systems :rofl: RIGHT i'm pretty sure china was all over ĺé¸äş back in the day. but it's cool to see things like that! most of my knowledge with chinese girls in the entertainment industry are conventionally pretty feminine girls like angelababy and like ç˝éšż, so the more you know! also čĄç¨éŹ is SO PRETTY wOW??????? 1985 omg good for him :handshake: nice to see especially when the other parts of east asia think that youth is paramount lmfao.....
OFC and his history as a baseball club member. or hes just built like that. who knows. its his redemption for being in bottom 3 ini quiz score LOL
love a short king lmao and youre so right he DOES look like a mini dog. he's got a set of pipes LOL but i admit i can't really hear much about his voice bc of the distortion :sweatdrop:
wait omg i forgot about that LOL there's like 2 filipino members right. and speaking of the philippines. what is a jollibees ive heard of it but never known what it is
OFC if you cant tell its wrong that closely then theres nothing wrong at all full stop!!! average crocheting experience!!!!!
thank you !!!!!!!!!! multitalented fr !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and wow i think its a trend to have incompetent politicians thats crazy :rofl:
oh my GOD actually theyre so right............. wait..................... no way.................. its actualyl him omg
#my favourite animal crossing villager is stinky SORRY he was one of my starting lil guys and i'm so fond of his goofy ass .........#i like hornsby a bunch too hes such a lil guy#do you play animal crossing? who's your favourite villager?#asks
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Season 10, Episode 20: Angel Heart
Isn't that the Novak house?
This must be a flashback
Poor Amelia
Oh no
A dream?
So the mom is alive
What?
That's freaky
She's definitely not
One of her happiest moments
Claire!
Ouch
Interesting
Poor guy
She's looking for mom
Fair point
She's the furthest thing from a girl scout
Claire...
She never gave a last name
Yikes
Dude.
At least he called
Oh, Cas
Heyo!
Yeah...
Dad modeâ˘
Sounds like fun
You were hurt!
Ouch
I'm sure it was
They want to help
Closure
He did it for you, Claire
He didn't help much
Oh boy
Wait a second. Give or take, two years ago she might've been on the trail of Emmanuel.
Cas...
Right
Um. Bye Dean
Escape artist
Yay
She doesn't like you, Cas
Dean.
Fitting
Yikes
Dean can be scary
Dean, you need to chill a little
Oh, Dean does NOT like those
I'm sure
Hah! If it was Roy, I'd laugh
Weird
And that's not concerning at all
This is weird
I don't believe him
Spooky
But you're getting it anyway
Makes sense
He didn't know his mom
AND THIS IS PRE-SEASON TWELVE????
I'm pretty sure I've heard this out of context and I thought it was post-Amara, but he's literally just talking about time travel đđđ
Sam.
Yeah...
That wouldn't stop Sam
I'm sure
Spooky
An angel?
Yikes
Hey, remember when Sam ragged on Dean for credit card scams? Yeah, me too
Yeah...
Okay fair
What was he taking from Amelia? It almost looked like grace
Aww
GRUMPY CAT
I GOT IT AT THE HOT TOPICAL
And Dean was with him đ can you imagine Dean Winchester in a Hot Topic
It's cute!
It wasn't Dean
Dean...
Slammed his face into a table, though
Um.
Right
He didn't kill the guy, though
You've probably heard of Eric Clapton, but if you haven't, he's known for Knockin' on Heaven's Door, I Shot the Sheriff, and Layla (as part of Derek and the Dominos). Jimmy Page is the guitarist and founder of Led Zeppelin.
Nice, Dean
Angel blade, definitely
Of course
Weird
Probably
It's not that simple
Claire.
He's a loose cannon
Dean...
Daddy-daughter date!
Ouch
Claire is more antagonistic
I mean. True.
That's true
Cas... that's a loaded question
Sam.
Sam is right on this one, but it's hard
I LOVE THIS SCENE
Caddyshack!
Bill Murray is awesome
Come on, Claire
How can you know if you like it or not if you haven't seen it?
He's so dramatic
Ok, boomer
Happy Gilmore.
Sylvester Stallone face
The mini-golf is rare
I love the side-by-side
That was unfortunate
Also Cas was a jerk back then
Several times over
That's good to know, I guess
Dean?
I have no clue what's happening
Yup!
So like... an archangel?
*insert Michael joke here*
SMART DEAN TRUTHER
What?
Depends on the angel
There's Amelia
Not exactly
Oh boy
Poor girl
Dean, maybe the lore is both. They prey on some and help others
That's fantastic
Wouldn't be the evilest angel out there
Nah
THE GRASSHOPPER
No promises
Thanks, Cas
That angel was doing some messed up stuff
That's so sad
Jimmy's been gone for a long time
Cas...
Speaking of Claire...
Oh, Amelia
Wake up, Sam
Yup
Dean was right!
That's horrifying
Not for the humans
There's the sword
Evidently not
You kind of screwed up there, buddy
Baby's first hunt!
Two years
Cas!
Family reunion!
Protect your mom
Of course
Where did he go?
Sam?
Enough with the jump scares!
Apparently not
That's suspicious
Oh no
I don't think it is
Figures
Oh no...
Cas to the rescue
This is going great
Um. Bad idea
He's mopping the floor with them
Claire!
There's no saving her
Oh, Claire...
She's in her real heaven now
The light is beautiful
Oh, Jimmy...
This is so sad, but so sweet
Wayward sisters!!!
Heck yeah!
I think Jody has it handled
Yeah
Aw, he got her a birthday gift!
HAH
That's sweet
Worth a shot
Awww
Dude. Throw away the wrapping paper
He's not even 40
She didn't know better
I hope so
Oh, Dean...
Absolutely
This is cute
Hugs!
Of course
Somewhere between
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for -go
honestly the idea of oc is kinda interesting. emphasis on the kinda part. alter egos as a class are "made up of different people, usually the appearance base is a human/non servant canon character but they like fused to gether with 2+ historical figures or more likely goddesses". like thats a neat concept ig.
i find ones like avengers and rulers much more interesting at least fundamentally. avenger being "full of vengeance and negative emotion" is on paper a really cool idea and imo it kinda works in some cases (gorgon, angra... and i have a bias for sal and lobo, and i think it works for them too imo) tho a lot end up being fanservice (the 5 stars... :/ i do like kuroe too tho even tho her avenger class is more for a joke). its more the characters that could be avengers that i like for the most part more than most of the canon avengers (my hamlets, my sweeney todds, heck even maybe taira no masakado would be a good pick imo)
ruler i like that their main defining trait is they (again lore wise in concept, idk if they still follow this lol) dont have a wish on the grail and are more there to uphold order. maybe its unpopular but i really liked that abt jeanne in apoc, that she sometimes did somewhat cruel or emotionally distant things in favor of upholding order. tbh i have a lot more favorite rulers than avengers which is weird lol (emperor, holmes, himiko, etc. even id count summer martha tho i dont even have her lol). idk i like detectives and peacocks and himiko is just a good bean and strong too.
i mean maybe im just salty but im still not over the ordeal call screwing over sal this much. like he doesnt even get a fancy name. he doesnt even appear as the supposed school teacher. he just appears as himself practically accompanying (haha music joke) the other op 5 star avengers as their filler or cannon fodder. and yet everyone acts like he gets such a big feature. and then theres the whole evil marie being canon thing which disgusts me sooo much. this is why i say that potential wise i love avengers but role wise i really dislike a lot of them in canon (dont get me started on them literally wasting erlkonig oh my gosh).
i just feel so bad for sal. my poor wonderful guy. and i dont think hed even mind all this. hes just a tool to carry out revenge, and these are people he views to have a similar wavelength to. theres never any options in story dialogue/etc to acknowledge the horrible things done to him in different plots and whatnot and all of his feelings are just swept under the rug in canon. and in fanon. a lot of people act like he likes this so its ok. its not ok!!!!
honestly i feel like if sal and i existed in the same place we would balance each other's mental states. like he wouldnt let me live like this and i wouldnt let him suffer through this without it being recognized and without him being treated decently. we would be too powerful. i love him just so much.
game stuff (compiled. and no its not positive lol)
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bruh a real one step forward five million steps back moment fr. we had samurai remnant (fun and enjoyable crossover event. only downside is only now i find out robot mozart and yui have the same voice actor and i aquiesced to not rolling her bc she wouldnt come home and now i am full of regret. tho to be fair robot mozart happened long after the event lol), valentines (awesome new servant! andromeda is cute and i feel completely neutral but not negative on the take on her character! charon was cool too), and white day (usually i am so irritated at the cut ins but charly is so good natured and honest i cant be mad at him. he just feels like the good energetic boy coming in to check on you every morning. and cyrano is just so peak -pacha meme- the rest of the cast was wonderful too). but then. oh then. you had to just fucking do main story stuff. like yea sure some cringily fanservice power level edge thing with d antes and j alter is inevitable and whatever. but bring sal into it??????? only to not give him fucking anything????? and then permanently delete him, lobo, and any other half tolerable avenger (angra ig. or kuroe?) bc the edgey op fanservice characters need their wangst. ugh. the plot isnt even out but i imagine its something like- sal is typecast into himself and hates every second of it, moz bullies him bc its moz and the feeling is mutual, but evil marie takes advantage of it and him and the fandom reads it as cute. same w d antes or j alter and him. im so done w their reaction to the trio it makes me just disgusted. if the two of them treated him better id be more on board but they dont. just bc sal believes theyre on the same wavelength doesnt mean its some cute fluffy nonsense you can just slice of life. i think it cuts personal bc ive believed to be on the same wavelength of others and thats why im so fucked up today is bc of what happened there. and above all i dont want sal to have to go through that sort of suffering, esp on top of all his other suffering.
also if i had a nickel for every time a fictional somewhat m arie a ntoinette has ruined the life of my favorite dead composer character i would have two nickles which is weird that it happened twice.
speaking of which
-dv:
this is the positives girls. antonio traumerei!!!!!! love love love. oh my gosh. it looks beautiful and antonio is beautiful. traumerei is such a good fit for him, it reminds me of the schumann song which reminds me of jack and rikudou. good vibes infinite immaculate vibes.
ricky seems to not be dead. i am so hoping hes secretly a ghost. like imagine if hes in the like reconstructed research vessel and then at the end is like "lol im not exactly alive lol" like that poke mon episode. i would lose it. tho if hes like cursed or something it makes me think of that kingdom hearts scene which i also find really funny.
mystery maid: aztec treasure eh
ghost sail ricky: aye
but all memes aside i hope he exclusively talks to inference or violetta bc they are easily the characters i can stand the most of the confirmed cast. i will get so disappointed if its just rehashed main story plot, esp bc i really dont like their interactions there. and violeta is so cute in this pls let them interact.
#gameblogging#negative#honestly even tho golden week record is such a silly concept i am just so sponge bob screaming meme abt the scene#where monte cristo (the doggo) talks back to moz when he calls himself a music box player. and says that hes more than that#doggo insert just. taking all my feelings and putting them into words. they have a good reason for it too#i also want aumerle to appear and be kinda obsessed with the image of being the perfect spy#they know theyre fictional and cant protect real sal (in fact hes prolly already gone) but they still love him and will try#actually aumerle story could be so sad. like a fictional character whose love interest(?)'s actor has passed irl but they are so lonely#and they loved their friend in fictional canon so much and the actor by proxy that they still will fight for that person they loved#honestly i just feel like mc is doggo its kind of a moment of confused caveman sponge bob whether its a funny dog or a character i think#is overrated
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To my MCs that are sick of the lack of manners going on in this household
-everyone is gathered in the common room-
Lucifer: MC what is this about?
Mammon: Yeah, why did you call us all here?
MC: *in a british accent* Good afternoon gentleman.
Belphie: Oh no. They're doing another one of their impersonations.
Satan: Who screwed up this time?
MC: *in accent* I have called you all here today because we need to put a stop to the- *normal voice* WALKING INTO MY ROOM. WITHOUT. KNOCKING.
Mammon: ..... What?
Lucifer: Who has been invading your privacy MC?
MC: Everyone!! You're no exception! You don't do it as often as others, but you do it!
Asmo: Well you can count on me sweetheart! I know my manners~
MC: Yeah? Then fucking use them! You're one of the WORST Asmo.
Asmo: *!!* What!?
Mammon: HAHAHA!! Asmo got put in his place alright!
MC: You REALLY don't have any room to talk.
Mammon: What do you mean?!
MC: Mammon.... Asmo is ONE of the worst..... You're THE WORST. You visit my room more than anyone else here. And everytime you visit, YOU. NEVER. KNOCK. Fucking start. It's getting old.
Beel: I'm so sorry MC, I know there are times I barge in as well...
MC: Yes there is Beel, and I know it's just you looking for snacks 'cause you're hungry. But I REALLY need you to get a hold of yourself when u reach my door. Ok?
Beel: Ok đ I'll do better.
Belphie: Well why am I here? I knock everytime.
MC: Yes Belphie, you do knock.....during the day.
Belphie: What does that mean?
MC: It means that you come into my room in the middle of the night to sleep with me WITHOUT KNOCKING and you scare the living crap out of me when you just slip into bed without me knowing.
Belphie: I just didn't want to wake you up...
MC: But I end up waking up anyway Belphie!! Even if I didn't my hazy mind isn't going to register who you are in the morning and I'm going to bitch slap you thinking you're a stranger!
Asmo: *snickers*
Belphie: Fine.. I'll knock..
MC: THANK YOU
Satan: I'm guessing I'm not scot free either?
MC: No, I'm afraid your not. For the most part you knock, but it's when you lose your temper and you need my help to calm down. I get you're in a frenzy but you don't know what's going on behind that door. I could be naked for all you know! So please, just a little self control when you reach my room.
Satan: Of course. I'll try to keep that in mind for the future.
Lucifer: I fail to see how this involves me.
MC: *laughs* Ah, Lucifer. You're probably one of the better ones, yet the most annoying one all at the same time.
Lucifer: Excuse me?
MC: Lucifer, you text me EVERY. DAMN. DAY. Without fail. And if I fail to respond within five fucking SECONDS. You are always marching to my last known location to make sure I'm still alive. That includes MY ROOM.
Lucifer: .........
Mammon: Woah, Lucifer's speechless....
Satan: I know, I already have pictures. đ
Belphie: Nice.
Lucifer: I... suppose.... I will be a little more patient in future.
MC: Damn straight. Cause from this point on, my door will be booby trapped! It can only be disarmed from the inside. Meaning that you will have to KNOCK to have me disarm it, and walk in without getting hurt.
Mammon: Wait, what!?
Lucifer: Is this really necessary?
MC: With how impulsive both Asmo and Mammon are, YES. So the next time you wanna see me in my room. KNOCK. ........*continues british* This meeting is adjourned.
-a few months go by and it's MC's birthday-
-all the brothers except lucifer are outside MC's room early in the morning-
Belphie: ..... Mammon how about you walk in? You're the cannon fodder
Mammon: What the- Where the hell did that come from!?
Satan: No, no he has a point. We don't really lose much if you go through.
Mammon: Screw you guys!
Levi: *whispered voice* Guys! Quiet! You're going to wake them up.
Lucifer: What are you all doing in the hallway? What are you planning?
Beel: We want to surprise MC for their birthday. But the door is booby trapped so we don't know how to get in.
Asmo: I mean, we could try disarming it from this side.
Belphie: We don't even know what the trap is Asmo. How would we do that??
Lucifer: *sighs* For the love of- Just walk in. What's the worse thing to happen? It's most likely just a empty threat.
Satan: If it's that easy, then you walk in.
Lucifer: Fine.
-When Lucy opens the door without knocking, a click sound is heard immediately followed by a bat swinging out hitting lucifer square in the face knocking him down-
Mammon: Oh shi-! *Snickers*
Asmo: *Stifles his laughter*
Satan: HAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Belphie: Did you see his face!? HAHAHA!!
Beel: Lucifer!? Are you ok!?
Lucifer: ........ MC.....
MC: MANNERS MOTHERFUCKER!! USE'EM!!!
Lucifer: Get over here!!
MC: Oh shit! *Runs*
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Summary: She may mean the world to Iwaizumi Hajime but at the end of the day, Oikawa Tooru is his star.Â
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Sequel: Broken Compass
She used to think the universe intended for her to literally  crash into one Iwaizumi Hajime.Â
One of her first assignments as a writer for one of the countryâs top sports magazines was to cover the Japanese volleyball teamâs season, and despite constant reminders from her editors  not  to screw this up because the menâs volleyball team is crazy popular these days, she manages to trip over her own feet and knock not just herself, but the newly minted team trainer to the ground.Â
When she lifts her head from the ground, the first thing that hits her mind is -  goodness, heâs hot  - heâs a veritable god among men, all sinewy muscles and sunkissed skin, and she canât bring herself to speak as he carefully checks her once over for any signs of injury. âAre you alright?â he asks her, and she nods dumbly as he pulls her to her feet and waves her off with a warm smile. The heat from his hands lingers on her skin long after she goes to bed that night.Â
They meet again at the next match. He remembers her name, she gives him a friendly wave. Then at the next match, she cheekily asks for his comments and he huffs a laugh as he directs her to the teamâs PR manager. By the end of the season, she works up the courage to ask him out for coffee, and he says yes .Â
 Iwaizumi Hajime is everything she dreamt of in a partner - kind, caring, steady, his feet firmly planted on the ground. He always wraps his arm around her to pull her close when they walk along the edge of the road, and indulges her pleas for an extra cuddle â â the last one, I promise! â - every morning when he leaves for work. They exchange long text messages late into the night when either of them are on the road, and nag each other for working too hard. When they lay in bed at night, he whispers promises filled with love against her skin, tells her he can trace the constellations in her eyes.Â
It makes it so easy for her to close her eyes and believe that their love is written in the stars, so a year later when he asks her to marry him, she doesnât hesitate to jump into his arms and say yes . The weight of the silver band he slips on her finger grounds her with his love, and her heart is full.Â
She canât stop feeling like a thief whoâs snatched the sun from the sky.Â
Oikawa Tooru is to be his best man of course.Â
She knows who he is, sheâs covered the sport long enough to have heard about him - the prodigious setter from Miyagi who never made it once to Nationals despite his obvious talent (an exquisitely crafted  katana  is, after all, no match for the brute force of a cannon), who spit in the face of fate and chased his dreams to sunnier lands.Â
Iwaizumi has always been awfully fond of regaling her with stories of Oikawa, so much so that she thinks she can piece together their relationship - childhood friends turned longtime teammates, the long suffering ace and the monstrously brilliant setter. She watches his face soften uncharacteristically when he reads news about his old friend winning a match, and hardens when Oikawa whines loudly during their video calls about his bruises and sore knee. She canât help but think Iwaizumi must have been like Jupiter, a god in his own right, drawn into orbit around Oikawa, a star burning over-bright.Â
She knows they remain best friends despite their separation by whole continents, keeping in contact via video calls and text messages, playing hopscotch with the time difference. They certainly look like it when they greet each other at the airport, Oikawa trilling a playful â Iwa-channnâ and Iwaizumi grunting at him to âshut up, theyâre in public, dumbass!â, exchanging back slaps so loud it makes her wince.Â
âYou must be the poor fianceeâ, Oikawa gives her an exaggerated leer as he stands before her, hands on hips. âWhat did Iwa-chan drug you with to get you to marry him? Do you know he snores like a monster in his sleep? You know you can back out before the wedding right? Blink once if youâre ok, and twice if youâre not - and Iâll help you escape from him.â
Before she can respond to that frankly impertinent speech, Iwaizumi roars âShut-up, Shittykawaâ, tackling him into a headlock and wrestling him off into their car. She stifles a laugh as they spend the rest of the ride to Oikawaâs hotel room bickering back and forth.Â
âHow did you manage to pack so much luggage for a two week stay, you vain piece of crap!â
âI care about my looks and grooming - unlike some of us who skulk around in clothes theyâve worn since high school!âÂ
��âVainpot.â
 âBeast.âÂ
 âPiece of shitâÂ
 âMeanieâ
Iwaizumi alternates between grunting and growling at Oikawaâs nonsense but his eyes are shining (so bright that she can see stars) and Oikawaâs retorts are punctuated with smiles that are impossibly wide. She thinks to herself itâll be good for Iwaizumi to have Oikawa around.
Oikawa starts to call her â Chibi-chan  â especially when Hajime is around to be annoyed by it â she admits sheâs short, but not  that  short, itâs just that he spends most of his time surrounded by literal  giants  - and develops an irritating habit of ambushing her with quizzes about Hajime's likes and dislikes.Â
'Favourite food?'Â
'Agedashi tofu.'Â
'Favourite movie?'Â
 'Godzilla.âÂ
After a few rounds of these pop quizzes, she looks at him like he's sprouted a second head. âSeriously, Oikawa-san, we're getting married in less than two weeks. Do you seriously think I wouldn't know the most obvious things about my own fiancĂŠ?'Â Â
'Don't frown, Chibi-chan, you'll grow wrinkles and look old', he sing songs at her. 'I'm just making sure you're worthy of Iwa-chan's love!'Â
'Stop bullying my fiancĂŠe, Shittykawa, or I'll beat you up so bad you can't move'. Iwaizumi rubs lazy circles against her back, and she leans against him comfortably.Â
'Aww Iwa-chan, once a bone head, always a bone headâ, Oikawa says, scrunching his face into a mock-sniff. âSay, Chibi-chan, do you know Iwa-chan would beat me up âtil I let go all the cicadas we caught, but if they died, he would cry?'Â
âAre you calling me a crybaby, Shittykawaâ, Iwaizumi growls dangerously, simmering down only when she coos at him, âthatâs so cute, you must have been such a sweet childâ.Â
Then, sensing that her presence is probably stopping the boys from catching up fully, she shoos them out of the apartment on the premise that they should get some fresh air and cool off but really so they can get some much needed time together. â And stop fightingâ , she calls after them, making good use of the quiet to busy herself with wedding preparations.Â
When Iwaizumi finally returns home late that night, he finds her asleep on the couch, and with a soft smile he curls up around her. âHajime?â she breathes, nuzzling her nose into his neck, and he has to bite back the urge to cover her face with kisses, tightening his hold on her instead. Â
âIâm backâ, he whispers, his breath warm against her neck. âSorry I was out so longâ.Â
âItâs fineâ, she mumbles sleepily. âDid you guys have fun?â
âYeah - we went for dinner and then Oikawa dragged me to at least five different bakeries to find the perfect milk bread before he was willing to go for drinksâ, he complains. âAnd he made me promise to go for drinks with Issei and Hanamaki tomorrow afternoon before we meet with the wedding coordinatorâ.
âMmâ, she hums absently. âOikawa seemed a little on edge earlier. Iâm glad he calmed down and had fun with youâ.Â
Iwaizumi frowns into her hair, thinking back to Oikawaâs inexplicable needling of her earlier. âSweetheart, if Oikawa is irritating you, I'll make him stopâ.Â
âItâs fineâ, she says, with a little more force than she intended, waving away the concerned look he gives her. âHeâs your best friend, Hajime. I think he's just feeling a little insecure. You should spend more time with him while you still canâ.Â
He grins and kisses her warmly. âYouâre too good to me. What did I do to deserve you?âÂ
âBecause the universe willed that I love youâ, she answers, as if it were the most obvious thing on earth.Â
But Oikawa manages to find a way to wreck her well made plans. Â
Iwaizumi finds her in the kitchen, back turned towards him, and the slam of the dishes on the counter makes him wince. âIâm sorry, sweetheartâ, he tells her, wincing when she shrugs off his hand.Â
'You skipped our appointment with our wedding coordinator', she hisses, whirling around to face him. âBut thatâs not the worst of it - do you know how scared I was when you didnât pick up my calls? I thought you got  hurt  or heaven forbid - got run over by a car and died,  Hajime!â
âIâm sorryâ, he repeats, scratching the back of his neck sheepishly. 'I got engrossed in catching up with Hanamaki and Issei, and Oikawa stole my phone so I lost track of time. I kicked his ass for it, you could've heard him whining about it from outer spaceâ. He slyly slides an arm around her waist, resisting her attempts to pull away as he buries his nose in her hair. âI'll make it up to you, I promise'.Â
'Make sure you do', she huffs, leaning into his warmth. âAnd what was Oikawaâs reason for stealing your phone?âÂ
âYou know Shittykawa, he probably thought he was being cute. Iâll make him apologise,â Hajime replies, pressing his nose into the crook of her neck.Â
She relaxes a fraction, breathing in his familiar scent - fresh linen and pine and  home, but that doesn't ease the knot of something  -  she can't quite put her finger on what it is just yet - weighing down in her chest.Â
True to his word, Iwaizumi drags Oikawa by his ear to lunch with them the next day, not letting go until he apologises to her with an appropriately chastened expression on his face. âIâm sorry, Chibi-chan, I shanât do it againâ, he tells her contritely, but when Iwaizumiâs back is turned, he shoots her a puckish grin brimming with mischief that makes her toes curl.Â
She ignores him, and lets herself be drawn into the flow of their conversation - Oikawa complaining incessantly about Ushijima Wakatoshi and Kageyama Tobio whom sheâs met many times in the past few months and he shoots her dirty looks when she archly tells him that she thinks theyâre lovely men, Iwaizumi getting on Oikawaâs case again for not eating enough, for not sleeping enough, barely able to restrain himself from violence when Oikawa responds with a trilled â  Iwa-chan, you sound like my mother â. Â
The conversation meanders off to their Seijoh teammates sheâs not terribly familiar with, so sheâs caught off guard when Oikawa abruptly turns to her with shit-eating grin and asks innocently âSay, Chibi-chan, what about Iwa-chan caught your eye?â
âHave you looked at him?â she says, playfully nudging a blushing Iwaizumi with her elbow. âHeâs built like a god.â
Oikawaâs smile turns sickly sweet, showing far too much teeth. âIn that case, Iâm surprised you didnât go for one of the volleyball players instead. Or was Iwa-chan your last attempt? Youâre twenty-five this year, after all.âÂ
A glance in Iwaizumiâs direction shows her exactly what she expects - first, his mouth drops open in a wide-eyed, open mouthed gape, then fury burns white hot across his face, and she has to grab his hand before he causes a scene by throwing himself bodily across the table to strangle the smirk off Oikawaâs face. âI can fight my own battlesâ, she mouths at him, willing him to stay in his seat, her hand still pressed firmly against his. Â
âWell, you did ask me what first attracted me to Hajime, and I didnât lie - I was really drawn by his looksâ.Â
 She inhales and lets herself be drawn back to the warmth of the memory of tumbling head first into Iwaizumiâs arms, and exhales to look squarely at Oikawa. âBut then I fell for his kindness, his steadfastness, his patience - and when he told me he loved me, I felt as if the universe had handed me the sun, the moon and the starsâ.  Â
Her answer must have touched Oikawaâs shrivelled little heart, she thinks to herself, because something  in his eyes shutters and a look of respect streaks across his face. âWell said, Chibi-chan, well saidâ, he says begrudgingly. âIwa-chan is lucky to have youâ.Â
The rest of lunch passes without incident, and when she and Iwaizumi are finally back home, he corners her as sheâs about to go to bed and asks quietly - âSweetheart, did you really mean all of that?â Â
âOf course I do. I love you, Hajime. Do you need me to count the ways?âÂ
âMaybeâ, he responds playfully, circling his arms around her as she pulls him to bed. She lies in his embrace, ear pressed to his chest and falls asleep to the steady thrum of his heartbeat, the ebb and flow of his breath, the rise and fall of his chest.
When Iwaizumi calls out that heâll be gone to the bar down the street for an hour or two to vet Oikawaâs best man speech, she certainly did not expect him to burst back into their flat with Oikawa held bridal style in his arms. It would have been a comical sight - Oikawaâs bulky frame dwarfing even Iwaizumi, legs looking ludicrously long dangling over Iwaizumiâs arms - but for the frantic expression of Iwaizumiâs face and the desperate way Oikawa clings to Iwaizumiâs neck.Â
âIdiot bumped his knee while doing shotsâ, Iwaizumi explains to her distractedly, as he settles Oikawa onto their couch. âI donât think itâs serious, but Iâll take him to the doctor in the morning to check him out just in case. Brought him to our place since itâs closer than his hotel room, and I can keep an eye on him overnightâ.Â
She hands him an ice pack. âWhy donât you two take our bed, and Iâll take the couch? Heâll be more comfortable that way, and you can watch over him at night.â
âAre you sure?â Iwaizumi frowns, and she nods, pushing him towards his friend while she turns to fetch a set of spare pyjamas for their unexpected guest. Iwaizumi lifts Oikawa to their bed and together, they strip him of his clothes and, mindful of his knee, gingerly slide him into clean clothes.Â
âIwa-chanâ, she hears the lanky setter whine as she makes to leave the room to bring an extra ice pack. Turning her head, she catches a glimpse of Hajime bending over Oikawaâs form. Sheâs not sure if itâs a trick of the light, but she  swears she saw Iwaizumi brush his fingers against Oikawaâs forehead with a quiet tenderness heâs only ever shown to her, tucking his hair behind his ears. For some reason, it makes her heart clench.Â
Sheâs gathering the discarded clothes up from the floor whilst Iwaizumiâs in the shower, when Oikawa shoots his hand out to grab her wrist. âIâm sorryâ, he tells her, a plaintive note in his voice. âI tore it up â I should never have tried to tell him.â
âWhat?â She gives him a bewildered stare. âWhat are you talking about?âÂ
âIwa-chanâ, he slurs, and she can smell the alcohol on his breath as she moves closer to him to catch his words. âHe got mad with me, madder than Iâve ever seen him before.â
âYou mean Hajime? Donât worry, Iâll make sure he doesnât stay mad with you, whatever it is youâve done.â
He shakes his head. âIâm sorryâ, he manages to say, and starts to cry. She flounders, unsure whether to comfort him herself or call for Hajime to deal with him (because sheâs not stupid, itâs painfully obvious he resents her), but the look in his eyes is so heartbreakingly vulnerable that she can't bring herself to leave him alone even for a minute, so she sits next to him on the bed, rubbing a soothing hand against his back while he soaks her sleeve with hot tears. âYouâre drunk and injured, Oikawa-san. You should restâ, she murmurs, easing him back against his pillow when his sobs cease and he seems to calm down.Â
As she bends down again to pick up his clothes, he gives a cry of alarm and tries to grab her wrist again, almost flipping himself off the bed. Hearing the commotion, Iwaizumi rushes into the room, hair still wet from his shower, barking loudly âyou idiotâ, forcing Oikawa to lie back down onto the bed. She backs out of the room, leaving Hajime to comfort his sobbing friend.Â
 She doesnât think too much about Oikawaâs strange words, mentally writing it off as another one of his odd little quirks. But as sheâs folding up his pants, a stack of torn papers falls out of its pocket, and she thinks she recognises the words âIwa-chanâ scribbled all over it. Though she knows itâs wrong to invade his privacy â especially when heâs in no position to defend it, she canât help but be curious, reasoning to herself that it must be his best manâs speech, she should at least vet through it once before the wedding.Â
It isnât hard to piece the scraps of paper together, the tears uneven, as if made in a fit of panic or rage. It is, as she thought, Oikawaâs best man speech, and it starts out as expected, with well wishes to Iwaizumi and her. But as she continues reading, running her finger over each word, etched so harshly into each page that the ink bleeds, it becomes evident that that isnât the only thing Oikawa meant to say.Â
âI know itâs too late, but I love you, Iwa-chanâ, she reads with growing horror on the very last page, a suspicious water stain next to these words. Mind whirling, unable to process what sheâs just read, she sits at the kitchen table reading and re-reading his words until her vision starts to blur.Â
 âThere are times I wonder if I chose wrong, if I should have held fast to you, the other half of my soul rather than going off to fight in hopeless wars, because I should have known you wonât always be waiting for me to come home. But I will always love you - like the moon loves the sun, even if I can only watch you from afar, so full of lightâ.Â
She should be  furious  â she should head straight to Oikawa and scream and shout and stamp her foot at him, because how dare he say these things  now  when heâs had  forever  to say them to Iwaizumi before she even came into the picture â how dare  he wait until she and Iwaizumi are less than ten days away from being wed. But she doesnât, because deep inside her, she understands.Â
How can she begrudge his love when they love the same man? Â
âSweetheartâ, she faintly hears Iwaizumi say, squinting in the light as he emerges from the dark bedroom. âIs everything alright?â he asks, his voice heavy with concern when he catches sight of her tear stained face.
She wants to tell him that everythingâs just fine â but his gaze shifts to the torn papers in her trembling hands and she knows immediately everything is not fine at all when he looks back at her with guilt and anguish branded on his face.Â
âDid you know?â she asks, hating the way her voice starts to break.Â
âHe told me just nowâ, he tells her heavily, dropping into the seat across her, his hands cradling his head.Â
âDo you love him?â she demands, ignoring the sob thatâs threatening to tear itself out of her chest.Â
He looks up at her. There are tears in his eyes.Â
âYesâ, he admits. âI donât want to, but I doâ.Â
His words knock the oxygen from her lungs, leaving her with a crater in her chest. He loves  Oikawa Tooru, this beautiful, brilliant, broken boy, incandescent with the light of a thousand stars.Â
Where does that leave her?Â
(Stranded in the dust, abandoned in the dark)Â Â
She suddenly feels as if sheâs trapped in her own skin, a vise thatâs far, far too tight, burning with the need to turn herself inside out. âI need to goâ, she manages to spit out, stumbling over her feet. He stands in alarm, reaching towards her but she slaps his hand away. âDonât touch meâ, she hisses, grabbing her wallet and phone through a haze of tears.Â
âWhere are you going to go?â he demands, barring the door with his large frame. âItâs late, itâs not safe.â
âAnywhere thatâs not hereâ, she snarls, trying to shoulder her way through. âLet me go, Hajime â I canât stay here, please, let me go!â She slams her fists against his chest, collapsing to the floor at his feet when she realises itâs impossible to break through the immovable force that is Iwaizumi Hajime.Â
âLet me go somewhere that isnât hereâ, she begs him, hiccupping through her tears. âYouâre hurting me more by making me stay here with himâ.Â
He sinks to his knees to cup her face in his hands. âIâm sorryâ, he sobs. âI couldnât bear it if I lose you tooâ.Â
She doesnât have the heart to tell him he already has ( because she canât stay, it hurts, it hurts, it hurts), and when her stillness convinces him itâs safe to turn his back to her for a second, she slips through the door and disappears into the night. She hears him shout her name, hears the anguish in his voice, but she doesnât stop running until sheâs safely ensconced in a nearby hotel room. Â
Her phone keeps buzzing through the night. âIwaizumi Hajime â, it reads, âIwaizumi Hajimeâ, flashes on her screen, again and again. She tries her best to ignore it, turning her phone on to silent mode, leaving it face down on the dresser but she canât - her ears still echoing with the heart wrenching panic in his voice. So she rolls over to her phone and sends him a text â â Iâm fine, go to bed, you have a doctorâs appointment with Oikawa to worry about tomorrow morningâ  â quickly switching it off before he can flood her inbox with desperate calls and texts.Â
She tries her best to fall asleep, but she ends up lying awake, counting the cracks in the ceiling. The air in the room is far, far too still, and she feels like sheâs suffocating, buried alive from the sand and dirt and earth pouring into the cavity in her chest. Against her better judgment, she uncorks the cheap spirits in the hotel minibar and pours herself shots, one after another, until she drops off to sleep with a single thought swirling around her head.Â
The universe isnât fair - because first it gave her Hajime, then it took him away.Â
It is noon when she wakes, sunlight streaming mercilessly into the room. She sits up with a groan, rubbing a hand across her face. For a second, she wonders where she is, the monochrome sheets so different from the cheerful patterns she uses in their room, before reality  slams into her like a comet to her chest.Â
Right. That happened . Â
She can scream and cry and try to scratch the face of fate but it wonât change matters. Hiding away from the world isnât going to make the cruel joke that is her love life go away, so she grits her teeth and steels herself, washing her face and paying the bill before heading home (though if sheâs honest with herself, sheâs not sure if itâll be  home for much longer).Â
She prays to god or whatever deity there is out there (not the universe, it has a funny way of throwing  shit her way) that Iwaizumi wouldnât be home, but whatever it is, itâs definitely not listening because Iwaizumi opens the front door while sheâs still struggling with her keys. It takes just one look at him for the pain in her chest to make its presence felt again. Â
âHowâs Oikawaâs knee?â she casually inquires, edging around him to slip into the flat. Oikawa doesnât seem to be around, so she lets herself relax just an inch.Â
âItâs fineâ, he responds, his eyes never leaving her face. âJust needs some restâ.Â
âThatâs goodâ, she says absently, heading straight for the kitchen, ignoring him as he follows her steps. âHave you eaten?â she asks, pulling leftover rice and dashi stock out of the fridge. He nods dumbly as she heats them both up to assemble two bowls of Ochazuke . Her heart may be broken, but her stomach certainly isnât, and sheâs not about to let herself wither away. He looks at her dumbly as she slides his bowl at him, and neither of them says a word until she leans back in her chair, satisfied with her meal.Â
âAre we going to talk?â he asks her confusedly. Â
âAbout last night? What is there left to talk about?â she replies, keeping her composure firm. âThe weddingâs off obviously, so we need to inform all our vendors and guests as soon as possible. I think I should be the one to move out of the flat â â
He cuts her off frantically â âWhat? Why would we call off our wedding? I still love you, and you still love me, donât you?â
She gapes at him incredulously. âHajime, you told me last night that you love Oikawa. How is our marriage going to work if you love someone else?âÂ
âBut I love youâ, he says, his voice cracking. âIsnât that enough?âÂ
No it isnât, and sheâs shaking her head because it isnât enough, itâs never going to be enough, because he may love her but heâs in love with him â has been since they were little boys with stars in their eyes. And his shoulders shake and itâs his turn to cry because  he loves her, he really does, he knows greed is a sin but he wants both him and her, and he wishes that it could be enough.Â
 âIâve seen the way you look at him, and Iâve seen the way he looks at youâ, she tells him, eyes dry, but thereâs a tremble in her voice that she canât hide - because sheâs so stupid, she should have figured this out long before she dug out her heart and handed it to him - but then again maybe she didnât because she was blinded by staring too long at the sun.Â
âYou will grow to resent me if I keep him from you and besides, how could  I possibly compare?â Â
Because Oikawa Tooru, blessed with innate brilliance and cursed with a penchant for self-immolation, burns brighter than a thousand stars.Â
âIâm sorryâ, he tells her, rounding the table to drop to his knees before her, the look in his eyes so heartbreakingly sad that she has to choke back a sob. âYou meant the world to meâ, he whispers brokenly as he buries his face in her lap.Â
âI knowâ, she answers him â and gods, her heart is screaming and it hurts - but she loves him so much she knows itâs only right to let him go. âBut the world will move on, and you need to chase the stars while you still have them in your sightâ.Â
At this, he lets out a quiet cry, and this time she gives in and joins him, her tears soaking his hair. He wraps his arms around her as she presses kisses into his skin and they stay that way for a while, their limbs entwined, because it finally dawns on both of them that this is it  - it truly is the end of them.
The sun may set and the moon may rise, but the stars - they burn bright in the sky.Â
Her love for him should die (from earth to earth, ashes to ashes, dust to dust) â but it doesnât. Â
She packs her life into cardboard boxes and shifts into her sisterâs flat. Iwaizumi doesnât allow her to pay for the cancellation of their wedding, takes all responsibility for informing their guests that the weddingâs off - he says itâs his fault after all, and she doesnât resist, knowing itâs his way of trying to make amends.  Â
His face crumples and he tries to refuse her when she returns his ring, but she insists - because it doesnât feel right, she canât seem to smile when the silver band catches the sun's light. He doesnât tell her he keeps it in a box beside his bed, and opens it from time to time.
Oikawa manages to weasel her sisterâs address out of Iwaizumi and appears on her doorstep the day before heâs due to return to Argentina with a bushel of white lilies in his arms.Â
âWait!â he cries, catching the door with his foot as she tries to slam it into his face, cursing the reflexes of a professional athlete. âI wonât take too much of your timeâ, he promises, and she folds her arms, glaring at him expectantly.Â
âIâm sorry. Iâve treated you and Hajime terribly, havenât Iâ, he asks her shamefacedly.Â
âYou haveâ, she tells him coldly, because she desperately wants to blame him for everything bad that's come her way but when he hangs his head, she canât help but soften her tone. âBut I understand, Oikawa. How could I blame you when I love the same man?âÂ
âI donât deserve your kindnessâ, he responds quietly, after a pause.Â
âBut you have itâ, she tells him. âSo live and be happy, for his and my sakeâ.Â
When he leaves, she closes the door and sinks to the floor, burying her nose in his offering of lilies. Its scent is cloying sweet, but she can only taste the bitterness of ash in her mouth. Â
A year later, and sheâs back covering the Japanese menâs volleyball season when she runs into one Iwaizumi Hajime again.Â
He is the first to speak, asking her a genial âhow are youâ, to which she replies âfineâ, though she really means - âI may be wounded, but I am still standing on my feetâ. But Iwaizumi understands - Â he always does , and they stay silent for a while.Â
She picks up the courage to ask after Oikawa, and she knows heâs trying his best not to light up as he tells her that though heâs back in Argentina, theyâre pursuing a long distance relationship. In turn, she tells him about her new boyfriend, ruefully mentioning that though she tried to stay clear of volleyball boys, Akaashi Keiji not only used to play volleyball in high school, but is the best friend (and former setter) of Bokuto Koutaro, national team player and self-proclaimed ace. He laughs at that - but she does not mention it is a relationship born out of the heartbreak reflected in both of their eyes.
âAre you alright?â he asks her before they part. Itâs ironic because these are the first words heâs ever said to her, but she swallows the memory and this time she responds truthfully.
âItâs a work in progress and Iâm getting there, one day at a timeâ. Â
They exchange bittersweet smiles.
Itâs enough for now.
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Desaurus and crew meeting orphan child of their own kind? head cannons Or scenario donât care really.
Since you said "and crew" I'll do headcanons and pick some random members of his team.
Deathsaurus
đ˛ Instant adopt. He canonically loves kids so any orphan he comes across is an orphan no more. He's their dad now.
đ˛ Absolutely spoils this kids. He gives them whatever they want, even if it's something they just offhandedly mention it'll be in their room the next day.
đ˛ He teaches them how to defend themself and will even lend them his breast animals as their companion while they're out. Even if they're just going somewhere mundane like a toy store.
Goryu
đŚ Kind of conflicted. He feels bad for the kid but he knows he's but too busy to raise a kid (or another if we're going off the manga).
đŚ He will take the kid under his wing though and teach them all he can about survival and fighting.
đŚ He becomes super attached though and does end up seeing the kid as his own eventually. If the kid calls him dad he'll have to try hard to keep his tough guy persona together and not instantly break down crying.
Hellbat
đŚ He is NOT ready to be a dad in any way! But he does feel kind of bad for the kid. And they're a Destron so he knows they're on his side. Screw it they're coming with him!
đŚ Speaking of being on his side, he is absolutely not above manipulating the kid into being more loyal to him than anyone else. A few whispers here and there to make them distrust the other Breastforce members, assurance that he's the one member that they can always count on, after all, what they don't know won't hurt them.
đŚ He does eventually start feeling bad about the lies he tells them about the others because he comes to genuinely care for the kid but he's in too deep now and he fears they may turn on him and hate him if he tells the the truth.
Kakuryu
đŚ Feels bad for the kid from the get go and instantly befriends them. He thinks no one should be all alone so he's super welcoming and encourages the kid to join The Dinoforce with him and his buddies.
đŚ He sort of becomes like a big brother figure to the kid and plays with them often. He likes to show them new games and loves to take them bug catching with him.
đŚ He also gets them the most, as he'd rather be off playing and making friends than be in a war. He's glad to finally have someone else around who enjoys naps and fun as much as he does.
Leozack
đŚ He's not the best with kids but he does offer to bring the kid with him. They are a Destron after all, and he knows if any Autobot finds them they'd be in serious trouble, plus having a new ally could help them.
đŚ He's more of a "slightly distant dad" type when interacting with the kid, but it's mostly because he doesn't have a lot of experience with kids. He does offer them advice if they ask for any and he will help train them though.
đŚ He comes to care for the kid as he does the rest of his team and will try to help them grow into a strong warrior. He may or may not also try to bribe them with snacks so that they'll take his side on his in-team fighting against Deathsaurus and Hellbat.
Guyhawk
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He's not great with kids either but still brings the kid along (via picking them up and caring them under his arm) after orders to bring them with him.
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He doesn't exactly open up to the kid much but he does get a minor ego boost when they call him cool.
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He kind of becomes an uncle figure to the kid, he's not directly involved in raising them but he does like to take them out and teach them how to shoot. He also teaches them how to steal. And tells them to ignore anything Hellbat says. Ok he might be a little attached and looking out for them but he won't admit it.
#Transformers#Transformers Victory#Deathsaurus#Goryu#Hellbat#Kakuryu#Leozack#Guyhawk#Gaihawk#asks#anonymous#headcanons#my writing#these are like.. Lighthearted adoption. Lighthearted adoption. MILDLY IMPLIED CHILD ABUSE. Lighthearted adoption. Lighthearted ado
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Okay if youâre up for more head cannons (when you have the time!) what about Severide and Sylvie! We know theyâre teasey with each other, how do you think theyâll act now that brettsey is together!
...So for those who haven't been following me for ages, I actually wrote a 110k word fic about these two! It's called What Happens In Vegas (Definitely Doesn't Stay There) and it's a S3 AU where Sylvie decides to take Kelly up on the Vegas trip. It's the first Chicago Fire fic I ever wrote, it's very fun and has a lot of the two of them bonding, which I adore. But as for in canon universe headcanons, here we go!
She's his little sister. She's only a couple of years older than Katie, and he's always wanted to be protective of Sylvie.
When Matt told him that Otis was going to ask her out, Kelly's response was "that'll screw over Cruz, but Otis is a good guy".
He was able to tell Matt's feelings from when Sylvie and the Chaplain got engaged, but he had to wait for Matt to actually talk about them.
Finding out the two of them are in love? And properly together? KELLY SEVERIDE LOVES IT.
Everyone thinks he's just closer to Sylvie because she's his fiancĂŠe's best friend, she'll be Maid of Honour at his wedding. But he and Sylvie genuinely get on really, really well.
Part of why they bond is they're both officers, they both have complete control over their little areas. But their jobs are very different to Stella and Matt's. They aren't putting out fires, they're saving people from them.
One night, when Matt and Stella are asleep Kelly sits Sylvie down and tells her everything about his marriage. What happened between Matt and his ex wife before Sylvie was at 51, the things she didn't see before she got close to Gabby. Sylvie's only seen Gabby's side of things, she didn't know Matt's.
She tells him about Harrison. About the parts that 51 doesn't know about, about the pit he put in her stomach and how he made her feel like she couldn't do anything. Why her relationship with Antonio failed. How the Chaplain wanted her to be a good country pastor's wife. And how Matt's the opposite because she knows that he's never going to ask her to give up who she is for him.
That's the moment that Kelly knows that these two are perfect for each other. Because he'd had a similar conversation with Matt about what he wanted out of the relationship.
(Semi related but I'm going with it) I've a HC that for YEARS Sylvie and Kim Burgess have a once a month girls night, and that Kelly hears them complain in Molly's that they'd love to have it somewhere not filled with their coworkers, but Men are Men and it just ends up having to tell them to stop hitting on them. So Kelly offers to be their bodyguard for girls night. They share rounds and he pretends not to listen to their conversations but when they need a guy's advice they ask him. And when he's confused over his relationships he asks the two of them for advice.
Every couple of weeks when Matt and Stella are doing something for truck officers they get dinner and chat and chill out. Sylvie introduces him to Studio Ghibli films. He comes into shift the next day talking about how Grave of the Fireflies broke his heart. Joe immediately yells at Sylvie for breaking someone else's heart with that film. It leads to half the house wanting to watch it, and Boden making them turn it off when everyone starts tearing up because "this is a firehouse not a movie theatre."
So second shift ends up in the loft the next evening to watch it. It's all Sylvie and Kelly's fault, but nobody seems to blame Sylvie, just Kelly.
Ok so that last one went off the rails, but like...these two? Their friendship? I love it so much.
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SSSS.DYNAZENON Max Combine DX Dynazenon
I donât know how Iâve ended up with so much Gridman merch. Iâve somehow got two different Full Power Gridman, a tiny Gridknight, a tiny âepisode 1 color schemeâ Gridman, and now this guy. And hereâs the thing: up until this release theyâve typically been a bit overpriced and ok at best, yet Iâve kept buying them. Glad this one turned better than the rest...or maybe not because it might convince me to buy more...
The Good: I hinted at it, but this is a significant step up in comparison to the previous SSSS toys, especially Good Smileâs FP Gridman which was its direct predecessor. Dyna Soldier is just about as posable as Gridman, having most of the same joints, though lacking a waist. Dyna Wingâs wings are very articulate, able to ratchet into a lot of different positions. Dyna Striker and Diver donât have any real articulation as vehicles, but Diver has this great gimmick where all of its missile ports spring motor release in order like an actual submarine. Itâs really cool to see, and not intrusive at all. BTW, most of the major joints on this release are ratcheted.
Then it has all itâs combinations: 5 instructed, 1 double combo, and 2 secret ones. Soldier can combine with Wing, Striker, or Diver individually (or Wing and Striker together), and all four can come together to form either Dynazenon or DynaRex. Dynazenon is also quite posable. Not as posable as a typical figure, but has good range in the arms, hips, knees, and head to achieve a large number of poses. DynaRex isnât as so, but has a lot of range in the arms, and enough in the legs, jaw, and tail to change it up.
Oh, and, yes, that is what Dyna Soldier Diver Combine looks like.
Then thereâre the two secret combos. As I was swapping between modes, I noticed a few odd pieces on Wing and Diver that werenât used for any of the modes, even after combing through the instructions:
At first I thought they might be for a future Gridknight release so he could don the armor as well, but as I was messing with FP Gridman, I noticed how some of the screw-holes in the back lined up to match the pegs on Diver, so I tried plugging Striker into him like Max, and, well...
Max Combineâs Gridman is fully compatible with Dynazenon in place of Dyna Soldier (apart from the helmet). His arms arenât as solid as Soldierâs since they donât slide into Wing, but he can still pose fairly well. In fact, it was around this time I noticed a few things about Dyna Soldier on its own, like how its forehead gem ends up right inside the dragonâs throat, or how its tail it shaped like a handle with a trigger, so just like in the original Gridman, he can be wielded like the Dragonic Cannon (though Iâm unsure of what it would canonically look like; I just went with a pose that kept his claws away from any paint):
The way it handles its accessories is also an improvement. FP had a standard stand and all its accessories and adapters were loose. Dynazenonâs stand is much sturdier, with a ton of ports to accommodate a lot of poses, plus all of its accessories, optional hands, and stand parts have storage points either on the back edge of the stand, or underneath it.
The Bad: Biggest flaw is the waist connection. Dyna Soldier and Diver hold together perfectly fine when standing still or in any pose, but if you go to pick it up, they will immediately separate. This can be annoying when youâre putting Dynazenon or DynaRex together, too. While I think the missiles are awesome, they can be hard to close without significant force, especially the second to bottom ports. On the side of posability, while I donât mind it lacking certain joints, like a waist, the fact that the shoulders bump into the wings frequently is a bit disappointing, and I wish there was a bit of rotation up in the hips so it could achieve a more natural A-stance as its legs are always pointed forward.
Overall, this release is probably actually worth your money. Itâs significantly large, better built, better posing, and just more fun. If you were holding out on getting this one because you were disappointed in Full Power Gridman, or if you think it looks cool, then Iâd say check it out. You wonât be disappointed.
#SSSS.Dynazenon#Dynazenon#Gridman#Denkou Choujin Gridman#Gridman the Hyper Agent#SSSS.GRIDMAN#Good Smile#Review#superhuman samurai syber squad#DynaRex#Dragonic Cannon
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Power Couple Playlist
for my love @ikigaitooru , please enjoy Shawty :)
warning: slight timeskip!oikawa spoilers
Relationship Head cannonsÂ
I am not joking when I tell you you guys would be the definition of a power couple, like the kind where when people see you together they definitely get a little nervous assjjjdjsakaka
The team adoressss you too, like you are constantly clowning Oikawa and heâll just be there like đ§ââď¸ while the rest of the team loses their minds
Donât let him fool you though! Oikawa clowns you just as much as you clown him definition of a petty queen
But also let literally anybody else say something to either of you, yâall just go innn on them (unless itâs Iwaizumi of course)
But as much as you two bully each other, you guys are infatuated with each other like you guys got each other on the brain constantly
IMO you guys definitely started off as flirty bullies, to flirty jackass friends to lovers đś (Iâll go more into detail with the playlist ;))
Your relationship definitely gives off summer fling type vibes but it just ,,, never ends lmaoo
You guys are LITERALLY the king and queen of the zodiacs and I feel like Oikawa would bring it up constantly âwho cares babe we rule the world, letâs do what we want đŠâ headass you cannot tell me he wouldnât say this shit slightly unironically
Stares at you any chance he can get, he loves it when youâre hanging out with someone and youâre doing most of the talking so he can just watch you (will get embarrassed and sheepish if you notice though)
His favorite is when youâre smiling or laughing really hard and then look at him to talk or wait for his response shit gives him butterflies every time
Totally the type to wipe your face with a napkin if you guys are out and you got something on it and then just smile at you like đ got it
OKok i dont know much about smoking but heâd DEFINITELY be the giggly type probably horny too but you didnât hear that from me
Boasts about you literally all the time whenever he gets the chance pls, whenever he gets interviewed at his games in Argentina he relentlessly finds ways to bring you up
Definitely letâs you do his makeup, no questions asked
Sometimes youâre aggressive and chaotic and it scares but also excites him in the best way
OKOK Playlist time!!
(the title is a joke pls donât come for me asjfkdllsjs)
I kind of made this playlist as a soundtrack to your guysâ relationship and did my best to have it align with your music taste even though I feel like I did horrible job of thatÂ
I really hope you enjoy it and if you need me to change anything please tell me!!
1. Song for Me - Greer: Ok here we go, friends to lovers gang!! Yâall definitely trying to deny it, but youâre catching stupid feeligs stupid fast. He can really talk to you about these big dreams and you just listen and talk with him so intently that it makes him feel something he canât explain at first itâs called romantic feelings dumby. And hearing him talk about his dreams with you and just really want to talk with you really makes you so happy; and you canât help but imagine getting to be by his side with him while he does this and- hold on, did you really just think that? Yeah cue 2:37 of the songÂ
2. This Side of Paradise - Coyote Theory: Yeah, so you guys mutally realize that you like each other and do NOT know what to do. You guys kind of start to dance around it and arenât sure what signs are real or made up lmaooo. Youâre both so playfully flirty itâs like đ ahahahah.. đđ bimboz anywayyy cue the side glances from Oikawa and his relentless staring as he slowly falls more and more for you
3. Heavenly - Cigarettes After Sex: UGH DID SOMEONE SAY MUTUAL PINING, pls I feel like this would go on for a fair bit with Oikawa, heâs so dramatic. This song is just the definition of you two just wanting each other. And the fact heâs so nervous to screw it up with you just makes him more nervous cause heâs like oh shit, I really like her. Iwaizumi talks it through with him though knocks some sense into him âIf sheâs so great why wait until someone else recognizes that and wantâs her all to themselves? As a matter of fact Iâm sure-â âIWA PLEASE I GET ITâ literally runs to your house out of breath after practice to confess to you assjfjdkkd
4. Violet - Hippo Campus: Ok so you guys are definitely together now, and this song just reminds Oikawa of you so hard. It played on his way home from your first date and now he just completely associates with you. Sometimes if heâs feeling extra nervous before a game heâll listen to it and immediately feel better, itâs like your theme song for you in his mind right now, not that he would tell you that. Whenever he seeâs you in the stands at his games this song is like a backtrack in his mind and it just gets him so extra pumped them serves are definitely extra terrifying
5. Michelle - Sir Chloe: Ok weâre gonna get a teensy bit angsty in here đś this song is definitely about Oikawa. Heâs just so perfect and you hate it, you canât help but start to love him and itâs so frustrating? Heâs just gonna ruin you and you know it. You wanna try to fight falling in love with him so bad but you know thereâs just no way thatâs gonna happen. Itâs like, who are you to be falling for him? Itâs intimidating to fall in love with someone you canât help but see as literally so perfect, knowing practically everyone wants him. He would obliterate you if he heard you think this way but who has to know
6. Sweet - Cigarettes After Sex: This is it, this is the song Oikawa realizes heâs in love with you to. Not just loves you but like in love with you. It starts playing in his headphones while heâs on a run and it makes his heart stop. He just canât stop thinking of you alongside every lyric (1:45-1:53? Oh yeah) and it makes him so soft; while also scaring the absolute shit out of him. Heâs just so in love with you.
7. I Love You - The Post Nobles: OK IM SORRY A LITTLE WITTLE BIT OF ANGST! I do see falling in love scary period, and I do feel like it would kind of scare Oikawa for a second, like heâd really have to sit with his thoughts for a second and be like?? I love this girl? Oh god what if I mess it up? What if I lose her? What would I do? What if she doesnât love me back? It would just be so much easier if I didnât love her. So this song is more to himself like, fr my guy?? You love this chick? Wanna take it back? Nope. He canât believe it but heâs in love with you and has no choice about it, itâs scary but he would let you ruin his life and he ultimately wouldnât want it any other way.Â
8. Pretty Boy - The Neighbourhood: I mean câmon, this SCREAMSÂ falling for Oikawa vibes. But itâs kind of like your song to each other like fuck it, weâre in love and we canât do a damn thing about it. ~acceptance
9. Hot Faced - Margaux: I donât know how to explain it but this is definitely you and Oikawa?? (âKingâ Câmon now đ) I have a feeling people are easily intimidated by you (you look like someone Iâd be scared to talk to you) and Oikawa is so charming and inviting, like everyone loves him. So Iâm sure thereâs people who are like đ§ââď¸ sheâs intense, howâd he just get her like that? And she got him? Power Couple
10. Driving - Donna Missal: Honestly, this is totally just a ~vibe time song for the two of you :)
11. Burning Pile - Mother Mother: Ok TELL me you two wouldnât blast this song, singing your lungs out together when someoneâs had a bad day or is particularly stressed out? Definitely becomes somewhat of a ritual between you two đ¤ you guys are so cute I love you
12. Sunrise - Kevitch: This song is just the definition of your guyâs infatuation and love for each other. People are definitely jealous of you two cause itâs just so obvious on your faces you love each other.Â
13. The Girl - City and Colour: Donât hate me - slight Oikawa angst đ§ââď¸ Itâs Oikawa, heâs angsty. I strongly HC heâll just never feel quite good enough for his s/o. He just feels like heâs dragging you around so he can chase his dreams and he hates how selfish he feels for doing that to you, but he just couldnât imagine loving anyone but you. He has these big dreams of becoming a professional volleyball player, and even when he makes it to Argentina with you he feels like he constantly needs to do better for you and just loves you so much it hurts, and he just hopes that thatâs enough for you :(Â
14. Cover Me in Roses - Holden Laurence: Intimate much?? Oikawa would most definitely make you slow dance to this song with him. It plays in his head if he wakes up before you, or if you fall asleep before him, all while he just canât help but look at you and feel so so soft while he caresses your face and just thinks: this is it, this is all I need to make it through anything.
15. I Wanna go to the Beach - Algernon Cadwallader: Did someone say laughing and dancing in the hot night air or Argentina in nothing but your underwear inside your house with all the windows open? Cause thatâs what I heard.
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OKOK THATâS IT BABES, I really hope you liked it, pls tell me if youâd like any changes.
And if anyone else seeâs this Iâd be more than happy to do this for you, too! Just send an ask with your music taste, tell me about yourself (a fair amount pls lmaooo) and whether or not you want someone or want me to pair you up! (haikyuu only please!)
#haikyuu x reader#playlist#oikawa hcs#oikawa angst#oikawa torĹŤ#oikawa playlist#haikyu x reader#haikyu requests#kageyama x reader#hinata shoyo x reader
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There are a couple more things that happened today I was serious nature and we'll have a large impact on the future
- There are several senators and Congress people who stood up and said we can't take anymore from this trump idiot and we aren't going to remove this idiot from the race for president and it's definitely going to happen. They also have several senators and Congress people like Schumer who's heading the effort to remove Trump's impartial immunity in the Georgia case and it's not a blanket case that the Supreme Court went over is not true either they granted him certain immunity and he was appreciative and people are messing with it including the high court and they will try and reverse the decision and it's going to happen real soon people see that they are also being removed from and that would be the trump streets from a lot of positions. One of them is France that's a place where they're holding general elections every day there's two or three positions coming up this year and so for the president and vice president and they're not actually sending people to harm jet Lee no they're using his name in vain trying to look like him and they don't and they got scorched and it's coming up soon in the next few days the Kiss of the dragon will occur and it is against Trump and company and they treated him very badly and he devastates them in China it says you're not doing anything one way or the other we need you out and they are just sitting there bothering people and what a nightmare they are and they do catch up with them and it is because of the movie he goes into a second movie and it looks like Tommy F who has a color on him and has him fighting in the ring and it's because of what happened in Kiss of the dragon and he gets his clock cleaned to begin going after his ships aggressively and push the small group of Max out and devastate the clones and they get some ships up that's about damn time and it's very much needed and they know why I'm just explaining a situation every few seconds and Tommy F kind of goes on the rampage here asking who and dumb things he says who put me in that situation you did it says Yeah but how do I get in that situation I don't know you're in this movie kiss of the dragon these trumps are screwing around with him and screwing around with you and then Richard Dreyfuss is in it who is he or was he so he says oh yeah any this owl will be quiet so he goes shut up so he's writing it down and he's had some questions so he went around tried to figure it out and got scans and said ok so there's you your son and the third guy and it made sense and it says it's got me in this damn thing with the Chinese and this is he's too small to do anything but he's over there getting in trouble with them and the other cousin promised everybody so he figured out what to do sorta and he's went around asking other questions but really he's asking his own it **** together something this guy is so rude and obnoxious that people try and get him away from them and it takes stuff by doing it and he started to take from Tommy F using it and he got really mad and said I can't afford anything this at all and that kid came to afford anything that this guy's doing and started to tear him a new one it's coming up in three or 4 days.
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and yes it is due to bg giving a damn and ighting and he is in it he says the loser is at him. he needs it. and tommy f is a spaz too are loose cannons on deck and ruin us all for their petty differences give it up for it and fall for mac stuff a lot. mostly trump no.
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