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I’ve always loved this so much I want to share it again
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#men like pterodactyl#screeches like a pterodactyl#if the men find out we can shapeshift they’ll tell the CHURCH#Contouring#makeup#funny#youtube#humour#we’ll fix it in post production
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I just wanna say thank you Ewan Mitchell for being willing to portray slutty naked scenes.
Too often we get full frontal scenes of women in shows and nary a penis to be found (I mean, we also did see some rando's penis as well BUT THATS NOT MY POINT HERE) and its refreshing to finally see some equality being applied to *main character* male nude scenes with male actors willing to go that extra mile.
Thank youuuuu
#ewan mitchell#ewanverse#aemond targaryen#hotd lb#house of the dragon#y'all he looks so good I CAN'T#I was screeching like a pterodactyl
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fr thouh, riza is only in her mid-to-late(-at-most) 20s. People often portray her as this wise motherly grand matriarch taking others under her wing... but she is just a young woman with issues really. Maybe she is wise beyond her years in some ways, she grew up fast and been through a lot in such a short time. But she is also still a young adult,,, trying and learning to balance her chaotic life. Roy calls her a kid in ishval and young woman in canon timeline even....
I love that Ed sees the messy state of her apartment and hears about her past... she does look wise, collected and stable to him, but she is really not. She’s barely 10 years older and was just like him fairly recently. I’m sure he heard about her breakdown from Al too.. but yeah she is older but not really all that different from Ed because of it. Everyone has their chaos and struggles. Things just keep happening and everyone tries their best.
#verwijder later#idk where im going with this#i love ed growing up and realising the adults in his life are also just do what they believe is right and making it up along the way#ya know... when you are a teenager you think 20+ year olds are such cool wise adults#and when you are in your 20s yourself you are like [pterodactyl screeching noise]#and that will never stop kek
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posted abt this literally two seconds ago but i’m still thinking about Them so here we go
like look at that body language!! the open expression!! theo literally dragged him in there while liam was losing control but he’s not giving off any anger toward theo at all until theo goes out of his way to be callous about brett and lori. he’s just so earnestly letting theo in on his line of reasoning and i will never not be obsessed with the way he asks “well, are you gonna watch hunters murder [my friends]?” because he so obviously says it as a rhetorical question like!! tell us you’ve started to trust theo without telling us you’ve started to trust theo why don’t you
first of all liam’s little “why are you yelling” is adorable but second of all can we appreciate how he’s just So Confused but he seems more concerned that theo has lost his mind than anything else? like it doesn’t even occur to him that theo’s doing anything shady, he just has no clue why theo’s screaming in that moment. and his expression when theo yells at him to shut up and his whole “did you really have to punch me?” will never not be iconic like PLS he’s basically just whining at theo at this point, there’s no real anger or concern that theo actually wants to hurt him
MYKONOS SCENE MY BELOVED. look at him!! he literally has to take a breath at the end of his infodump because he was so caught up in letting theo in on his plan. like it’s so important to him that theo understands where he’s coming from?? also liam totally talks with his hands in both this scene and in pressure test when he’s explaining to theo that brett and lori were part of satomi’s pack which is (a) adorable and (b) definitely comes across as a sign of him gradually getting more comfortable around theo
all in all i am obsessed with way liam behaves around theo in 6b because he’s so obviously trying to maintain his hostility toward him, but so many of their scenes together make it so clear that, more and more, he’s forgetting to keep it up
#liam’s internal conflict is so incredibly interesting to me#like dylan sprayberry might not have leaned into the thiam ship like cody did#but by god did he play liam’s conflicted feelings about trusting theo So Well#could also talk for days about the way he gets less and less heated every time he lashes out#they’re just so#*pterodactyl screech*#thiam#teen wolf#liam dunbar#theo raeken
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I return the pats. Pat. Pat pat. Weird coping buddies.
B. Breaking news!
YIPPE YIPPE YAY YAY!! YOUR PARENTS DONT CARE ABOUT YOU!!
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TAPE RECORDER OBTAINED!!!!!
#i screeched like a pterodactyl when i saw it lmao#magnus archives#tma#the magnus archives#the magnus pod#tape recorder#jonathan sims
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funniest part of dead boy detectives was the show trying to convince the audience the characters were 16 years old.... ok, if you say so
#to clarify this isn't hate- I really liked the show it was a good time#ik some of the 16 y/os in questions have been dead for multiple decades but STILL#I cannot imagine walking into high school and seeing sophomores with fashion taste that good#dead boy detectives#dead boy detective agency#netflix dead boy detectives#trexi pterodactyl screeches
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THEY KISSED I REPEAT STEREK KISSED
#I AM#36K DEEP INTO THIS TWILIGHT STEREK AU#THEY KIDSED FOR THE FKRTSS TIEMEE#I feel like I am a huge bubble ready to pop#IT'S SO SOFT AND TENDER#DEREK THINKS HE HAS ALL THE TIME IN THE WORLD WITH STILES#AND STILES THINKS HE DOESN'T HAVE IT AT ALL WITH DEREK#BOTH OF THEM ARE WRONG#*pterodactyl screech*#NOT GONNA POST IT FONT EVEN ASK I AM SOBBING Y'ALL WAIT FOR THE WJOLE THING IT'S GONNA BE WORTJ IT#AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
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Alex being ridiculously cute at Outside Lands Festival - August 13, 2011 [x]
#*screeches like a pterodactyl*#look at my sweet lil cinnamon roll!!! 😩✨#the lil dance when he’s mimicking someone in the crowd killed me#even though he’s tryna be tough with his leather jacket and motorcycle boots. all i see is a puppy.#i will love him for an eternity i fear#alex turner#sias era#outside lands festival#arctic monkeys#alex turner gifs#arctic monkeys gifs#my gifs#mine#daddy-long-legssss
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#wayv#nct#nctinc#wayvnet#liu yangyang#yangyang#useroro#marekwan#ninqztual#eritual#tuseral#dearestmillie#rhitag#aleksbestie#userbexrex#higabi#erigifs#eri.nct#eri.wayv#my BABYYYYYYY screeches like a pterodactyl#trying new sharpening again dont mind meeee#yangyang. ✈️
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Incredibles au Warriors lives to drive his older brother up the wall, and he waits years to pull this one particular thing—
Warriors: Time! Artemis had the baby! It's a boy!
Time: CONGRATULATIONS! what's his name??
Warriors: wellllll
Time: what? what is it?
Warriors: :)
Time: ...
Time: Warriors you did NOT
Warriors: his name's Link
#time: *pterodactyl screech*#rambles from the floor#incredibles au#iau time#iau warriors#I’d like to write a fic about this sometime but I didn’t want to wait that long lol#warriors genuinely does want to name his kid after time#driving him crazy by doing so is just a fun bonus
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i’m sorry but the way these two are so clearly visibly shoving their feelings for each other aside as they try and convince themselves that her marrying alfonso will make her happy when deep down they both know only cesare could is my roman empire
#text#the borgias#lucrezia x cesare#otp: we are the unholy family#cesare x lucrezia#mel talks#the way her jaw tightens right before she smiles and says she believes she can love him [alfonso]#and then cesare’s jaw does the same like five seconds later#*pterodactyl screech*
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Bitches will get another thing to draw with then suddenly. many drawings
#stay silly :3#oobh#I got this tablet today so that’s why there are only 9#First and last ones are my sister’s#I don’t think you’d think they were mine anyway bc. 1. I would never do Jax that dirty 2. That not my art style 😿#But I was just clarifying#Bc she would screech at me if I didn’t. Like a pterodactyl. I would do the same thing but ppl have reposted my art a few times w/o credit#tadc#clorox art#art#tadc jax#tadc ragatha#the amazing digital circus#dandy’s world#glisten dandys world
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You paint the Earth in black and white And eat their praise Hallelujah
#sdfgfjgkyukyk#*screeching like a pterodactyl*#this turned out soooo good wtf#i had to get rid of the finger glow tho#cuz blender didn't like it#and made his fingers look like chunky white hot dogs#sims 4#simblr#ts4#my sims#render#blender render#render edit#show us your sims#occult sim#oc: eos
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SHE SAID IT
SHE SAID THE THING
THIS ISNT THE ARCH SEAWEED BRAIN
THIS ISNT THE ARCH SEAWEED BRAIN
THIS ISNT THE ARCH ~SEAWEED BRAIN~
#i am unwell#pjo tv show#pjo spoilers#pjo series#percabeth#percy jackson#i flailed madly when she said it#my mother was concerned#i love them your honor#anyways I’m gonna go think about them some more and screech like a pterodactyl
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After avoiding all my responsibilities and playing Homicipher every time I was free… I think I might write for some characters. BECAUSE I NEED MY SMUTTY FICS DAMN THAT LONG HAIRED MR CRAWLING IS DOING THINGS TO ME. WHY.
How is this not romance HAHAHA PLEHHEASE? He’s literally the sweetest baby I have seen in my life *cries* and he’s so needy and ughhhh *crying intensifies* and protective and ughhhhhh.
Block #Omi.Homicipher in case yall don’t wanna see anything related to the game. I am still thinking if I should open a side blog for this but I don’t wanna manage a new one so until I write something and decide to post… I guess this is it. Edit: I will move it to my game related blog. Not here… hehe… 2nd edit: no, yk what? This blog is already messy so I’ll post those bad boys here.
#*screeches like a pterodactyl*#I am so in love#how did i end up here#omi.rambles#homicipher#homicipher x reader#omi.Homicipher#I LITERALLY DROPPED EVERYTHING#WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
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