#screeaaaming

[nikkalick]

[bubblyernie]

Absolutely screaming bc I did some art of hetalia characters today and went “hey what if I compared it to some of my old hetalia art” and immediately fell down a flight of stairs (metaphorically) hitting every corner on the way down

[hiphopcherrrypop]

i was tweaking bad this scene 😸

[formulapisces]

im sorry because i’m finding a husband instead of live-blogging but this is WILD guys.

[unheavenlybody]

need to get out of the house i feel so antsy but it's 10pm and nothing around me is open... trash😣😣🤯🤯🤯

[jewishdainix]

Detozi, An illness in my family has forced me to postpone all thoughts of leaving Bingtown at this time. My father is seriously ill. I fear that my hopes of visiting the Rain Wilds and finally meeting you must be put off for the time being. I am disappointed. Have you yourself ever considered a visit to Bingtown? I am sure your nephew would be very pleased by such a visit. Erek

Yeah Im sure his nephew will be very pleased by such a visit

[mooyah-wheatup]

SSSSSSIIIIIIICCCCKKKKK!!!!!!

You remember Jane Austen? Yeah. I'm not gonna forget her in a hurry, am I? The brains behind the 1810 Clerkenwell Diamond Robbery. Brandy smuggler. Master spy. What a piece of work. She wrote books. Novels. Jane? Austen? Yes! Whoa, bit of a dark horse. Novels, eh? Yes. They were very good. Good Omens (2019-) || Pride and Prejudice (2005)

[comas-are-for-sleeping]

i believe johnnie guilbert and jake webber are real people until i listen to their music

[gayofthefae]

The thing is, even if she has no context, El hearing "you're the heart" is BAAAD. She doesn't know what it's in reference to but on second thought, that might actually be worse. That's the kind of thing you might be able to interpret as somehow even MORE romantic than it is.

If she heard and registered that one ooooooooof. Imagine your brother calls your boyfriend "heart" like calls him that and then he immediately is able to tell you he loves you. ROUGH. That's called transference, babe. That's called projection.

"But he almost said it before" yeah and he still needed this right now? "Remember, you're the heart" SCREEAAAMS "we had a very romantically coded conversation recently that you took very seriously" ooooh buddy.

[lelekasalreadyexist]

Put the clothes back on I will be talking about how Eurylochus' violent and often reckless behaviours is just him displaying clear signs of PTSD

Maybe not as obvious as "ALL I HEAR ARE SCREEAAAMS" but still pretty common way soldiers act after returning to more or less safe environment. It's sad and terrifying but not by any means their actual intentions

[blank-house]

Gnawing on the bars of my enclosure rn The little things you are letting us know about the game without giving away too much!! Im so hyped i wanna screeaaam No thoughts only Keyframes ❤️❤️❤️

IM GNAWING ALONG WITH YOU

I’m the creator and I’m getting hyped about the shit the team and I think about. LIKE OOOOOH I HAVE TO STAND AND DO A LAP SOMETIMES DURING OUR TALKS

Yall aren’t ready. YOURE NOT READY

[apphiarothowrites]

Laughing my ass off cause like trans marco

Ok so ace realizes quickly Marco doesn’t have a dick but whatever not his business, however when they start dating he immediately jumps to the conclusion (bird=cloaca) and starts doing research for sexy times and shit

Of course this all comes to a head when they finally get in bed and marco yells “deeper” only for ace to stop and start scolding him like. “Babe I’m not gonna cause you pain”

The conversation that follows is one of the weirdest marco has ever experienced.

Marco - babe I don’t have a cloaca, I’m just transgender. I have a cunt

Ace - how was I supposed to know!

Marco - I walk around shirtless all the time! my tits are the size of your head!

Ace - I thought you just had really big pecs!

I AM SCREEAAAMING, I JUST GOT HOME FROM WORK YOU CAN'T THROW THIS AT ME I'M NOT MENTALLY PREPARED

marco running around with an open shirt as a distraction tactic and boy does it work *really* well (too well sometimes, newer members of the whitebeards end up in the infirmary with nose bleeds that don't stop and then get worse because marco fucking works in there with his tits out too, the nurses have nothing on him)

Ace is absolutely guilty of a few nosebleeds that he discreetly burns away before Marco can notice (he totally notices, it's cute)

the cloaca making a comeback!!! give this man a hole!!!

[bitedownme]

THE LORDS OF ALAGADDA? THE LORDS OF ALAGADDAAA???????? IM GONNA SCREAM IM GONNNA SCREEAAAM I IMMEDIATELY STOPPED WHAT I WAS DOING IM SO EXCIGED TO SEE THEM I LOVE THE LORDS OF ALAGADDA

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IT'S ONLY ONE AND ONLY BECAUSE I AM GOING INSANE

[princesamermaid]

Random old grandpa seeming guy is nice 2 me and when I mention it my dad is just like 😒 ughh dirty old man... like sure ok his wife was also right there and all, it pisses me off so much like yeah of course you would think that bc you like screeaaamed at little girls (me and my sister) and hit us and etc. U have BABY GIRLS n u act like a drill sergeant you literally would yell at us to do stuff and then if we were like crying and not following along you would pull the whole "i say jump you say how high" thing... That sort of sweetness and endearing feeling towards daughter/granddaughterly figures is foreign to u so u can only assume it was bc he's a pervert. Thanks for confirming 💀💀

[r0ttingsystem]

We're really new to the idea that we might be physically disabled in some way (80% sure we are but doubting ourselves really bad) but God our body has been sending signals allllll week

God I wanna figure it out sooo bad jbgffhhgkhcdjtshfcg

Our body has been screeaaaming

[dammit-theclown]

Got the Bad Religion gay nuns shirt 14-year-old me is screeaaaming