#scp Wilbur

[nomsfaultau]

From the interlude What Happened in the Constellations, wherein kid scp Wilbur meets Philza and loathes him almost as much as he loathes himself.

[nomsfaultau]

scp Wilbur would offer to do this if the Foundation was closing in and it looked hopeless. At which point everyone would turn to look at him and say “what the m̸̟̜̹̽̓͊͝u̵̹̲̿͛̀f̴̛͔͎̻̄́́̃f̶̝͎̂̈́̾͂̅ī̸͓̻̥̬̞̝̱͚̚͝n̷͓̘͍̆ Wil!?”

“Well soooorry! It was just an offer no need to get mad at me…”

there are a lot of flavours of romantic/loving cannibalism but one i don't see discussed much is eating someone so that nobody else can have them in the face of immediate danger. ensuring they can't be captured and subjected to the indignity of being made into a trophy by taking them into yourself. "you'll never take me alive" taken to its most logical extreme.

[croh3]

still obsessed with fua. god help me <3

[koreanbibliophilegirl]

Dream SMP Characters as SCPs

Tommy: SCP-2295 or SCP-4158

Wilbur: SCP-73 (Cain) or SCP-035, SCP-701

Technoblade: SCP-76 (Able)

Ghostbur: SCP-069

Niki: SCP-1234 or SCP-871

Phil: SCP-1295 (Meg's Diner)

Trixtin: SCP-4999 (Someone To Look Over Us)

Tubbo: SCP-1033

Ranboo: SCP-909

Charlie: SCP-447

Fundy: SCP-953

Skeppy: SCP-409 (Contagious Crystal)

BBH: SCP-017 (Shadow Person)

Ponk: SCP-427 (Lovecraftian Locket)

Foolish: SCP-4793 (Stele)

Hannah: SCP-046 ("Predatory" Holly Bush) or SCP-925-KO (F■■■ To The Flowers)

Karl: SCP-052 (Time-Traveling Train)

Connor: SCP-1545 (Larry the Loving Llama)

Dream: SCP-022 (The Morgue)

Awesamdude: SCP-148 (Telekill Alloy)

Tina: SCP-2396 (Ms. Sweetie)

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Hey guys, I found this in my drafts. It's at least a year old I think. I honestly forgot what half of these SCPs are, but I thought I'd share anyway. Post is unfinished obviously, but I can't think of any more SCPs ATM.😅

[luka-lyn]

I miss my children(they are all older than me)bring them back to me.

[zorishy]

Dr. Keith Malpractice Redesign

I gave him a cat :3

[arthurtaylorlester]

not the raddlove/harlanc parallels in episode 34

[reeama-the-mage]

Harley refers to the fact that he has more than 1 mom multiple times throughout find us alive, however he never actually says he has 2 moms

THEREFORE

He may have any number of moms >1

I propose he has 5 mothers and they met in a book club specifically for Charlottes Web

[sillysootyboi]

most underrated duo was Wilbur and Grian. They're both different kinds of feral, but where as Wilbur is haunting-cryptid, Grian is weasel-SCP coded.

To illustrate a difference. Wilbur would be one of those entities you see on the side of the road who asks for a lift, then regales you with an eerie tale, and your car keeps looping on the same road.

Or if you're European (or just hate cars), imagine the most ominous thing. A train car with only one other person. Clearly something has happened, but you're tired and just sit down.

Your stop never comes. He tells you a story, strangely beautiful.

By the time you realize time isn't moving forward, the sights outside the train are unfamiliar. But you know them. Office rooms. Alleys. Interiors of abandoned malls. Old pubs. Things that cannot be seen from a train.

Then he simply announces it is his stop. The train slows. He departs.

You blink. Everything is as it was.

Grian's more of the cryptid that rearranges your book shelf to spell out ominous messages and steals only your left shoe.

Or maybe they're similar fae, but of different courts.

Anyway, I would have killed (in Minecraft) for them to have collabed on an actual roleplay.

[raindrops-on-concrete]

Some Fic Recs

I've been reading a lot of fanfiction lately and also organizing my Ao3 bookmarks into collections, so I thought I might as well share some recommendations on here.

Mo Dao Zu Shi/The Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation:

if you ever feel alone, don’t - a fun texting fic about the juniors trying to get WangXian together

save a sword, ride a socialist - very unhinged modern au fake dating WangXian, but also very fun and mostly lighthearted

on the unfortunate termination of your betrothal - approx. 15 years post-canon Jin Ling/Lan Sizhui that somehow end up in some sort of situationship after Lan Sizhui's fiancée calls off the wedding; it's very tender and just a lot of emotions

Gremlin Twitter Boyfriend - a lovely multivoice cast podfic, modern au fake dating WangXian, just very funny and lighthearted

Dream SMP/SBI:

How to Smile with Bloody Teeth - bedrock bros fluff where Tommy is the blood god and Techno is his last devout believer; it also has two sequels, one about Phil and on about Wilbur; a lot of very fun dramatic irony in the entire series

It's Not Arson, It's Team-building - tntduo modern au where they're both counselors at a summer camp and Wilbur is very melancholy because it's his last summer as a counselor

six fly amongst bloody stars - Aria Cinabun's lesser known space au, I believe, where Tommy, Tubbo, Ranboo, Purpled, Drista and Lani are a crew of space vigilantes that accept a job to kidnap senator Nihachu in order to save a planet which makes them the number one most wanted criminals in the galaxy

take this compass, follow it home - a sbi foster fic that deals with neurodivergency and self-worth issues; it's not sad but defintely heavy at times

[Podfic] CLASSIFIEDS. - a multivoice podfic, SCP au sbi told through incident reports and files on supernatural beings that are being held at the SCP foundation

Stray Kids RPF:

the book of us: electricity - Seungjin highschool au, they meet by chance on twitter during Seungmin's second to last year of highschool; just a very real down-to-earth story about teenagers, not knowing what the future holds and about not living the teenage dream; it also has a very eloquent writing style imo

pathos prairie - Minsung modern au, slice-of-life, in which Han has OCD and struggles with internalized homophobia, very down-to-earth, has a reoccurring them of the number 3 which ties in with the OCD plot, has its tender moments but also gets quite heavy

Merlin:

The Student Prince - modern university au with magic Merthur, where Merlin is the most powerful wizard of his generation and supposed to protect Arthur, but Arthur is also his roommate and really fucking annoying (I linked the podfic bc it's very lovely, but you can obviously also read it)

FayJay's Merlin fics are generally very good, if you want to check them out after the Student Prince

feel free to also check out my collections for more recs or shoot me a message, I have lots of more fics to rec that I haven't bookmarked yet (bc alas I'm super bad at bookmarking, I usually forget):

1 Fics that rewired my brain | Archive of Our Own - some of my favourite fics of all time that I consider to be masterpieces in their own right

2 Rain's Favourite Fics | Archive of Our Own - all my bookmarks sorted into subcollections by ship or fandom

4 Rain's Podfic Collection | Archive of Our Own - most of the podfics I've listened to, but unfiltered, so doesn't necessarily mean that I enjoyed them

[robyntheloser]

Welcome!

Hi whoever is mentally ill enough to check my blog! I'm Robyn and I like doing stuff. I don't know what else to put here so I'm going to put some shit about myself.

Name: Robyn

Pronouns: genderfluid, just ask

Sexuality: idk

things I like: Celeste, The Owl House, sucking estrogen out of unsuspecting cis people, doing stuff, The SCP foundation

i used to like lovejoy until I found out that Wilbur did some... Stuff.

and remember...

if you are going to abuse a widely available drug, don't choose Benadryl.

Bye!

[nomsfaultau]

Problem solving is their forte.

[thegeekcollective]

ah yes, the apple-motifed folks from the things i like,

- local mathematician cursed to deal with apple seeds everywhere he goes (dr. everett king from scp)

- the grandson of said mathematician who managed to defeat grendel from beowulf by chucking a golden apple at the fucker and turning him into a big ass apple tree (matt king from 1 particular canon of scp)

- math nerd who is the epitome of the "everyone here is weird thank god im the only normal one" meme (ringo andō from puyo puyo)

- divorced-by-death man who may or may not be a closeted gay man (kazui mukuhara from milgram)

- former agent of a secret organisation, now a disciple for some eldritch gods who also sung a scathing essay about how fucked american capitalism/consumerism is (wilbur cross/uncle wiley from hatchetfield)

- and genderbent snow white with the weight of the world on his shoulders (snow from smash legends)

[croh3]

THE GANGGGGGGGGGGG i just threw their designs together to remember it. posting this for archiving purposes :]

[stinky-fuck-swag]

Aaand here's the brackets!

Wacky ass formatting, i know- Matchups under the cut, polls will be starting soon!

(note: i know nothing about like. 80% of these characters. if their names or where theyre from is incorrect, just lmk cuz i have NOO IDEAA) also i am fully aware of every mistake made in this bracket. whoops

BRACKET A, SIDE A

Henry Oak (Dungeons and Daddies) VS Normal Oak (Dungeons and Daddies season 2

Zora Salazar (Epithet Erased) VS Stink (Epithet Erased)

Anders (Dragon Age) VS Isabela (Dragon Age)

Deandra the new girl (Most Popular Girls in School) VS Peach (real life)

Randy Jade (Dialtown) VS Phonegingi (Dialtown)

Stunky (Pokemon) VS Stinkeye (Yo-kai Watch)

Reigen Arataka (Mob Psycho 100) VS Dimple (Mob Psycho 100)

Moonbeam McSwine (Li'l Abner) VS Marc Spector (Marvel Comics)

Link (BOTW) VS Lt. Columbo (Columbo)

Yoda (Star Wars) VS Shaggy (Scooby Doo)

Dob the Half Orc Bard (Oxventure Dungeons and Dragons) VS Caleb Widogast (Critical Role campaign 2)

Shinjiro Aragaki (Persona 3) VS Ryuji Sakamoto (Persona 5)

Gyro Zepelli (JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure) VS Guido Mista (JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure)

Tokkori (Kirby right back at ya) VS Jotaro Kujo (JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure)

Elon Musk (real life. sadly) VS Berdly (Deltarune)

Spamton G. Spamton (Deltarune) VS Susie (Deltarune)

BRACKET A, SIDE B

The Great Mighty Poo (Conker) VS The Poop Smith (Homestar Runner)

Michael Afton (Five Nights at Freddy’s) VS Springtrap (Five Nights at Freddy’s)

Manjoume Jun/Chazz Princeton (Yu-Gi-Oh! GX) VS Datz Are'bal (Ace Attorney: Spirit of Justice)

Aragorn (Lord of the Rings) VS Humans in general (Star Trek)

Captain Rockhopper (Club Penguin) VS King Micah of Bright Moon (She-Ra and the Princesses of Power)

Frank Gallagher (Shameless) VS Remus Sanders (Sanders Sides)

The Riddler (Batman: Arkham Knight) VS Power (Chainsaw Man)

Charlie Kelly (It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia) VS Every Dog (real life)

c!Technoblade (Dream SMP) VS c!Wilbur Soot (Dream SMP)

Harrier Du Bois (Disco Elysium) VS Bruno Madrigal (Encanto)

Submitters Brother (real life) VS Prosperity Redding (The Dreadful Tale of Prosper Redding)

Izutsumi (Dungeon Meshi) VS Goobleck (Just Roll With It)

Enoch O'Connor (Miss Peregrine's Home For Peculiar Children) VS Smores (real life)

Lady Macbeth (Macbeth) VS Erik (The Phantom of the Opera (Andrew Lloyd Webber musical & movie))

The Voters (Tumblr) VS Equius Zahhak (Homestuck)

Rotten Apple (Showvember) VS Loki (real life)

BRACKET B, SIDE A

Calvin (Calvin and Hobbes) VS Smudge (Cascão) (Monica’s Team (Turma da Monica))

Oscar the Grouch (Sesame Street) VS Stinky Pete (Toy Story 2)

Toko Fukawa (Danganronpa) VS L (Death Note)

Stink Bomb (Skylanders: SWAP Force) VS Slugcat (Rain World)

Thorfinn (Vinland Saga) VS Vice (Kamen Rider Revice)

Dr. Iceberg (SCP Foundation) VS Dr. Alto Clef (SCP Foundation)

Ash Ketchum (Pokemon) VS Doug Eiffel (Wolf 359)

Estinien Wyrmblood (Final Fantasy XIV) VS Alphinaud Leveilleur (Final Fantasy XIV)

Raphael Hamato (Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles) VS Gobber (How To Train Your Dragon)

Keaton (Fire Emblem Fates) VS Sniper (Team Fortress 2)

Bill Lenz (Black Christmas 1974) VS Stinkor (Masters of the Universe)

The Sewer Urchin (The Tick (1994 Animated Series)) VS Macaque (Lego Monkie Kid)

Barfbat (Ward (Parahumans series)) VS Kevin (Synthesizer V)

Yellowfang (Warrior Cats) VS Big Mac (My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic)

Heppokomaru (Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo) VS Captain 3 (Splatoon 3)

Buttercup (Powerpuff Girls) VS Linus (Stardew Valley)

BRACKET B, SIDE B

Jeong-Jeong (Avatar: The Last Airbender) VS Pigpen (Peanuts)

Beelzebub (Good Omens) VS Stinkfly (Ben 10)C

Hiravias (Pillars of Eternity) VS Chell (Portal)

Murdoc Niccals (Gorillaz) VS Bacterian (Dragon Ball)

Captain K'nuckles (The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack) VS Kimchi (Chowder)

Stinky (Moomins) VS Stinky (Animal Crossing)

Mitchell Shephard (Hunt Down the Freeman) VS Melly Plinius (Identity V)

Monkey D. Luffy (One Piece) VS Yato (Noragami)

THAT FUCKING THING IN YOUR BANNER (my banner lol) VS Harold (Fallout 1, 2, and 3)

Barik of the Stone Shields (Tyranny) VS Samuel Gladiator (Yandere High School (minecraft roleplay))

John Hart (Torchwood) VS Orochimaru (Naruto)

Dung Defender/Ogrim (Hollow Knight) VS Zane (Borderlands)

Pumbaa (The Lion King) VS Enki (Fear and Hunger)

Goro Majima (Yakuza) VS Sandalphon (Granblue Fantasy)

Finn Mertins (Farmworld) (Adventure Time) VS John Doe (John Doe / John Doe+)

Dipper Pines (Gravity Falls) VS Ed Sheeran (ginger people fandom)

[old-habitz-die-hard]

kin stuff

my irl/kinlist. if youre a sourcemate i encourage having a silly little chat with me fr

Ryomen Sukuna (Jujutsu Kaisen) William Afton (Five Nights at Freddy's) Il Dottore (Genshin Impact) C!Wilbur (Dream SMP) Albert Wesker (Resident Evil) Uncle Samsonite (Uncle Samsonite) The Scarab (Fionna and Cake) Michael Distortion (The Magnus Archives) Dr. Alto Clef (SCP) Karl (Castle of Nations) (Law of Talos)

Rick Sanchez (Rick and Morty) Postal Dude (Postal) Benrey (HLVRAI) Alternate Gabriel (Mandela Catalogue) Allied Mastercomputer (IHNMAIMS) Skwisgaar Skwigelf (Metalocalypse) Donquixote Doflamingo (One Piece) HABIT (Slenderverse) Normal Guy (Elevator Hitch) Diavolo (JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure) Bill Cipher (Gravity Falls) Vriska Serket (Homestuck) Ink Sans (Underverse) Medic (Tf2) GLaDOS (Portal) Unpleasant Gradient (Regretevator)

+ songkin

fate of the stars (tally hall)

ruler of everything (tally hall)

outliars and hyppocrates (will wood)

OTHERKIN SHIT / MISCELLANEOUS

eldritch horrors

borzoi dogs

alternates (mandela catalogue)

conceptkin / misc 2

spirals

fractals

uncanny valley