#scout is yapping

[therealscout69]

LIES!

RED Scout died 30 years ago, today.

[father-killjoy]

The original father and son ❤️

[cherrybeez]

chatty morning

[weirdglassthing]

Huey and Gosalyn have some summer camp fun!!

This may have something to do with a comic idea I had

Ironically this is my last post before I go to summer camp (I kind of hope there are no glowing eyes in the woods but c’est la vie)

I will be back in a week hopefully with more ducktales art!!

Bonus:

(No, no he should not be)

[therealscout69]

@cefromagegrille @mamascout WHAT IS THIS!? MOM!

I WILL KILL YOY SPY

Happy new year!

[cartoonguy08]

Swordvan save me

Swordvan from Requiem for a pizza save me

SWORDVAN-

I love them sm guys I love them I-

Also regular Swordvan and how I think they started cuz funny

He’s drunk and Sniper doesn’t have the heart tell him lol

[asklesbianonceler]

Lmao

[therealscout69]

I may sit a little weird

[cervinae-canine]

Soldier, Scout and Pyro are just like this to me.

[tyrianluda]

TY I JUST WOKE UP I SWEAR TO GOD

THIS IS THE SECOND TIME IVE SEEN JERMA BE COMPARED TO SCOUT

ZILLA WHY ARE YOU SPRAYING ME? I'M RIGHT!

LIKE THIS IS JUST SCOUT TO ME. THIS IS NON-NEGOTIABLE.

[friendshipisaddiction]

just because im away from home doesn't mean I can't work on other things. yes, i am relearning animation for this.

Wild Cherry released 'Play That Funky Music' in 1976. so. scout could be blasting that song and dancing while cleaning the house while his kids are off at school. deep thought at 12:34am.

[therealscout69]

I AM NOT DEAD

In celebration of Scout's death day, BONK candy shakers are now available! ☠️

[darkcloudsatnight]

Scout got Engineer and Soldier gifts for Father’s Day and Spy was pissed but couldn’t say anything bc he doesn’t want Scout to know he’s his dad

Idk I’m sick and dying :P

BABSHBAHABAAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAAHHAHAA AHABDHDBAHANAS IMAGINE

Spys fuckin pissed but he can't do shit HA

[angelicutz]

Mfs be like "who's ur biggest kinnie" and i pull up with this titty sprinkle right here

[paninicupcakke]

Tf2 headcanon🎵💿

Characters: Pyro, Scout, Medic & Heavy

🎧(Modern AU / modern tech AU) 💻

HC: Pyro, Scout & Medic listen to kpop & jpop

💿 More details for AU down below 💿

🎧

Scout - This young man is full of paranoia, guilt and shame. He is desperately afraid of the whole team finding out he secretly enjoys listening to such girly and cheesy music. At first, it started out with Pyro pestering/asking him to learn this one, simple kpop dance routine with him. He begrudgingly agreed to do so and ends up fully enjoying the dancing and lyricism. It inevitably spirals into a hyper fixation of his. Going as far as to locking his bedroom door and shutting off the lights in order to fully research and find out the groups he enjoys listening to. He is mostly a fan of girl groups but he does listen to a couple of select boy groups. This man has a hidden metal lunchbox full of kpop CD’s, trading cards and folded up posters. He keeps it buried underground in a secret spot of his outside. Scout is the type to openly hate and insult the genre of music whenever it’s mentioned, in hopes none of his teammate’s find out he secretly adores listening to it.

Pyro - Pyro is the exact opposite of Scout. He feels no shame. He is the type of fan to have a blinged out photo card on the back of his phone case. Pyro owns a lot of merchandise, from decorated binders full of photo cards to a collection of light sticks. He also has several posters of kpop & jpop girl groups on the wall of his bedroom. He leans more towards the catchy, bubblegum songs with adorable aesthetic concepts. Pyro often gravitates more towards girl groups but he adores the few boy groups that lean more feminine. Pyro has a very good friendship with Medic, they both bond over music frequently. Regardless of being an unapologetic fan, he understands the harassment and ridicule of being so open about liking the genre. Therefore, he doesn’t go around telling the rest of the team that his two friends also like listening to it. It’s only in private where he can fully bond over the music with Medic and eventually Scout.

Medic - Medic is also a reclusive and underground fan. He refuses to speak about the genre. Whenever the genre is brought up in a conversation with his team, he professionally acts as if he has no idea what it is. Working in a hyper masculine environment encourages him to keep it a secret amongst most of his team. He listens to both girl & boy groups equally, often leaning more towards the eery and sad songs within the genre. Medic often sneaks out of the base to meet up with Pyro. Joining together in an abandoned warehouse to practice dance routines together. Medic uses this secluded space to mingle with Pyro freely with no judgement. It is also a spacious area to display his own secret collection of merch.

Heavy - Heavy plays an interesting “guardian” like role within this small group of music nerds. He is not an avid listener to either genre but he does catch himself humming to a couple of songs occasionally. He is the only person trusted with the doctor’s vast and hidden music tastes. If the other mercenaries start to become suspicious of Medic, Heavy often makes up excuses for the doctor sneaking out of the base. Going as far as to guarding the outside of the abandoned warehouse Pyro and Medic both like to dance in. Heavy feels the need to protect his dear friend’s secret space. He respects both Medic and Scout’s need for their reclusive privacy. However, he is often left confused and unable to understand why a genre of music was something to be so ashamed of. Regardless, he continues to keep their adoration for the music a secret amongst the rest of the team.

🎵Secret Fan Club🎵

-Inevitably, Scout becomes suspicious and finds out about this abandoned warehouse. AKA: Pyro and Medic’s secret fan club. He manages to sneak his way around Heavy guarding the outside. Once breaking inside through the roof, Medic and Pyro immediately catch him. They both restrain and threaten him to keep his mouth shut. They both automatically assume Scout is nothing but a loudmouth, hateful threat. Medic and Pyro’s biggest fear is for the rest of the team to find their secluded space. Deeply afraid of their teammate’s destroying it with their brutish filth. Surprisingly, Scout sheepishly admits he enjoys the music genre. Asking them if he can join in on their secluded fun. At first Pyro is taken back but soon welcomes Scout with open arms. However, Medic is still suspicious of Scout’s intentions. Silently ordering Heavy to keep an eye on him, just in case he happens to be a Spy or a traitor in some way.

-Once tensions die down, all three of them become close friends. Wether it be learning new dance routines or having listening parties of album releases, these three are locked into their fantasy world of forbidden music. The abandoned warehouse soon becomes their own personal club and dance studio. From the outside, it appears to be a typical building used for nothing but wooden crates and equipment storage. On the inside, it was decorated with nothing but pastel streamers and cute decor. Each mercenary having their own comfy decorated corner of the warehouse.

-Scout finally has a place to display his hidden merch.

-Medic finally has a place to decompress from work.

-Pyro finally has a place to dance and chat with his teammate’s freely.

-Heavy simply enjoys peaking inside once in a while and watching them laugh, mingle and dance together. He especially likes watching Medic teach the other two such intricate and occasionally risqué dance routines. He also has a habit of sneaking in various snacks and drinks for all of them.

[therealscout69]

Anyone got Merasmus’s number? I ughh need a spell

Cloudy cloudy hear me out, Merasmus is a trans dude. Soldier is also a trans dude

That's why they where roommates (also it explains why Merasmus is called a woman so much in the comics. He doesn't pass well) Merasmus just needed a roommate and chose the first other trans dude he saw

HELL YEAH 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Hey u think that Merasmus would be able to just idk conjure up a magic spell where he goes like "genderous-oppositus" and its like ur immediately the other gender

Its like free trans surgery dude 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥