#scott davies denies it’s him

[operafantomet]

It would be a lie to say I understood particularly much of the plot, but this figure from the opening ceremony of the Olympic Games in Paris 2024 was apparently the Phantom of the Opera.

[radioheadyaoi]

IF TRANQULITY BASE HOTEL AND CASINO WAS A MOVIE (DIRECTED BY ALEX TURNER)

unknown / reddit / the goldfinch by donna tartt / alex turner in tranquility base hotel and casino music video / 2001: a space odyssey directed by stanley kubrick / credit / sue zhao / blade runner 2049 directed by denis villeneuve / star treatment, arctic monkeys / warp speed chic / anyways, arctic monkeys / alex in tranquility base hotel and casino music video / sue zhao / warp speed chic / art and the future by douglas davis / the lovers (art installation), sneha solanki / the great gatsby by f scott fitzgerald / star treatment / alex turner in body paint music video / me and my dog, boygenius / ngc 2047 / unknown / unknown / unknown / alex turner photographed by matt helders (2018) / the last shadow puppets @ liverpool olympia, 02/04/2016 / crush by richard siken / sparkling spray of stars in ngc 2660 by nasa hubble / sleeping at last, saturn / the moon

Here he portrays himself as the director of a film. We can interpret that he means the whole TBHC album in its own right is a science fiction saga. Perhaps in some ways TBHC showcases stages of his life – certainly The Ultracheese which depicts past memories of lost friends, and One Point Perspective which refers to his crafted look of mysticism on stage whilst he also talks about a younger him dreaming of becoming a star. - genius annotation on anyways by arctic monkeys

STARRING ALEX TURNER AS THE LOUNGE SINGER

[joandavisscott]

hey, isn’t that JOAN DAVIS-SCOTT, who looks a little like KATHERYN WINNICK? i hear SHE is a FORTY-SIX year old CIS WOMAN who works as a VETERINARIAN & OWNER @ ASPEN CREEK’S VET CLINIC who has been in town for HER ENTIRE LIFE. they ARE a member of one of aspen creek’s founding families. you can usually find them at CLOVERFIELD LANE or CRYSTAL RIDGE WINERY. if you ask me, they remind me a lot of EYES AS BLUE AS THE OCEAN, A KIND HEART HIDDEN UNDER A TOUGH EXTERIOR, UNWAVERING LOVE FOR HER CHILDREN, A FANCY BOTTLE OF WINE, CHERRY-LIKE PERFUME IN THE AIR. just keep an eye on them & see if their true colors shine through!

tw for divorce, pregnancy.

FULL NAME: joan elise davis-scott. NICKNAMES: joey, jo, joanie ( by family only ). FAMILY: evelyn davis-scott ( mother ), james davis-scott ( father ). harold finch ( ex-husband ). jennifer carroll ( older sister ), three younger siblings.  CHILDREN: jasper finch ( oldest child ), matilda finch ( 12 year old daughter ). PETS: bambi & benson ( australian shepherds ), winnie ( orange tabby cat ). AGE: forty-six. DATE OF BIRTH: april 28th. ZODIAC: taurus. SEXUAL ORIENTATION: bisexual, biromantic. OCCUPATION: veterinarian & owner of aspen creek's vet clinic.

about joan.

Joan Elise was born and raised in Aspen Creek, North Carolina — the second of five children but she had a pretty easygoing childhood. Her parents were already the owners of the bustling bed-and-breakfast, inherited from her grandfather, and the halls were always filled with the children of the couple. Joan was and still is somewhat of a daddy’s girl, following James around from the moment she could walk and that’s how she became sort of a ‘tomboy’ growing up. Whilst her mom was the face of the bed-and-breakfast and the one the guests usually spoke to, her dad was the one behind the scenes making sure things were in order. And so Joan ended up picking up and learning most of the activities he did around the place, from changing a light bulb to assembling furniture to fixing leaky faucets. From a young age, she learned how to be independent, and James was extremely proud too.

Joan would come home from school and help out her dad in anyway she could, building a strong relationship with the older man. But she had other interests of her own as well, things that her parents didn’t really understand but helped in any way they could. She was the Davis-Scott that would bring wounded animals home, from birds to dogs, and nurture them back to health. She’d volunteer at nearby shelters and, when her teenage years rolled in, her parents would send her to the stables for classes. 

She grew up a very independent young woman, usually pushing away possible suitors in order to focus on herself. When graduation was fast approaching, Joan already knew what her future would look like — she’d leave Aspen Creek for college, become a veterinarian, return home and open her own clinic. It was a crystal clear vision, but it all changed when she met the man who’d be the father of her children. She couldn’t imagine it at the time, couldn’t even imagine herself as a mother, but she fell in love deeply with him and there was no denying that they would go the distance. Harry had dreams of his own, he was ambitious, charming, the kind of man that takes your breath away within minutes and leaves you wanting more. Joan stood no chance against him. They started to date and even make plans to move away together, chase after their dreams, but before they could, Joan found out that she was pregnant at twenty-one.

The news came as a shock to the couple, her family and to everyone who knew her. Joan felt devastated but only until her bump started to show, and that feeling was quickly replaced by one of adoration she had never felt before. Plans change, she accepted that, and became excited about being a mother. Joan and Harry married a few months before their first child was born, barely in their twenties, but planning for a lifetime ahead of them.

Joan became a mother and she had the dream support system, a loving husband, but her dreams wouldn’t be put to rest. When their child was around four years old, Joan and Harry then decided to pursue their college degrees together and moved out of Aspen Creek. They found a good balance between them, neither was ever overwhelmed, and their child was able to grow in a loving and nurturing environment. They spent ten years away from home, in between earning their degrees and internships, and then eventually decided to return home.

Joan returned to Aspen Creek as a mother of two, their youngest daughter having been born only a year prior, and a professional veterinarian. The family bought a home in Cloverfield Lane, thinking about the schools and how safe the neighborhood has always been. Plus, Joan was only a few minutes away from where her parents and siblings lived. And they lived happily ever after. Until she felt a shift in the relationship with her husband. They became distant, perhaps engulfed by routine or just grew bored of each other. Perhaps they were too young when they married and both started to slowly realize that they had missed out on things, despite being very much happy with how their lives had turned. Joan already worked at the clinic, and what little time she had outside of work, was usually spent with her children. Maybe it had been her own workaholic nature that drove her husband away but alas, they decided that they would be better off as friends and co-parents. The love they had for one another wasn’t enough anymore.

She wasn’t as sad as she thought she’d be when the divorce was finalized. Of course, it had been a tough decision to make, especially when they had two kids involved, but she wanted to see Harry thrive and wanted happiness for herself as well. With a fresh start ahead of her, Joan decided to take the plunge and buy the vet clinic. It has been five years since the divorce and Joan has dipped her toes into the dating game, becoming increasingly disappointed by the amount of failed dates she’s been to. She’s regaining her confidence and figuring out how to be a single woman again, and despite it all, she’s enjoying it. Harry has since moved away from Aspen Creek but she keeps in touch, and their kids are always welcome to come and go as they please — she also realized that their camaraderie has gotten much better since the separation. 

She’s just a forty-something single mom enjoying the ups and downs of life, whilst maintaining her unique nature and relishing in her newfound freedom. 

[maya-matlin]

So I know this is probably dumb, but what about Jenna Middleton/Brooke Davis for that comparing Degrassi characters to people from other shows thing? Jenna's passion for music makes her more like Peyton or Haley, but in personality she really reminds me of Brooke: bubbly, adventurous, loving extroverts who prefer optimism so initially deny a few hard truths, not all that book smart but very intelligent and savvy when it comes to people, they're both spontaneous but also kind of impulsive, and both even announce that they're not letting boys define them anymore :) You could also maybe compare Jimmy to Nathan Scott...? And while I'm obsessively analyzing every character, I'd love to hear your thoughts on the differences between Emma and Clair - they seem very similar to me!

Comparing Jenna to any of those girls seems inaccurate to me, but maybe I'm thinking of early Jenna. I just feel like she was so bubbly and low key phony to begin with. She clearly got a lot of validation from being perceived as more desirable than other girls. So I'm with you. I don't think Haley and Jenna are anything alike beyond their passion for music. Haley was anxious, introverted, responsible and school oriented. That was never Jenna, unless you want to say she was more responsible during seasons 11-14. Out of the three main girls, Brooke is the closest comparison. But I still struggle to see it. I just feel like even before Brooke admits how smart she is, she's much more socially conscious and intelligent than Jenna. But I loved reading everything you had to say. I strongly agree that both Jenna and Brooke eventually come to define their own self worth based on how much they like themselves and personal growth rather than whether or not boys find them attractive. This makes me realize that I spend very little time analyzing Jenna.

As for Jimmy and Nathan, that works! Though, I think Jimmy was always more intelligent than Nathan. Even though both guys always saw playing professional basketball as their futures and even had fathers who pressured them to succeed and keep pushing even to their detriment, it seemed like Jimmy always had more going for him than Nathan. In spite of the tragedy that befell Jimmy, he was always going to be fine. Jimmy had a way of becoming successful at everything he tried, from art to rapping. Apparently, he had plans to become a lawyer. I got the feeling school came fairly easily for Jimmy compared to someone like Nathan, who heavily relied on his talent to get him far in life. Jimmy seemed more comfortable reinventing himself and figuring out an alternate path for his life than Nathan ever did - though it should be acknowledged that Nathan eventually thrived once his health forced him to retire. It's just that he had to put in a lot of effort to succeed.

Clare and Emma. Hmm. Obviously, both played the same role. They are the prominent good girls of their classes. There's a perception that both Emma and Clare never make mistakes (in universe, not in the fandom). Both are drawn to bad boy types from time to time. Neither is afraid to speak up when they feel something unjust is happening. However, Emma navigates social situations far easier than Clare does. From the very beginning of TNG, Emma has zero problem using her voice and making her opinions known. I'm sure this is related to Emma being raised by a single mom and basically being the center of Spike's world. Spike was always a feminist, so you can imagine Emma was brought up to believe women should use their voices and to never make yourself smaller to appease anyone. And Emma never did. Clare had a very different upbringing. She was raised in a conservative, Christian household with God-fearing parents. Unlike Emma, Clare always had an older sibling. It was known to everyone that while Darcy was the pretty, popular, social one, Clare was just the smart one. She was likely overlooked prior to coming to Degrassi and being noticed beyond being Darcy's little sister. Clare needed time to come into her own. Unlike Emma, Clare started as much more of a pushover. But once Clare gained some confidence and learned to use her individual voice without worrying about disturbing the peace, that was that. I don't think being social ever came completely easily to Clare, though. She was very by the books and is often accused of being sanctimonious in later seasons. Their goals were also different. While Emma was mainly focused on the environment and making the world a better place, Clare was more comfortable being a writer. She seemed to oscillate between pursuing creative writing or becoming a journalist before settling on the latter. Clare is nothing if not practical. Emma was more interested in feelings and morals than she was something more concrete. Interestingly, both girls ended up in a similar place with each taking time to figure out their next move with guys they probably shouldn't have settled down with.

[ulkaralakbarova]

An aging thief hopes to retire and live off his ill-gotten wealth when a young kid convinces him into doing one last heist. Credits: TheMovieDb. Film Cast: Nick Wells: Robert De Niro Jack Teller: Edward Norton Max: Marlon Brando Diane: Angela Bassett Burt: Gary Farmer Steven: Jamie Harrold Danny: Paul Soles Jean-Claude: Martin Drainville Laurent: Serge Houde André: Jean-René Ouellet Albert: Claude Despins Sapperstein: Richard Waugh Sapperstein’s Cousin: Mark Camacho Woman in Study: Marie-Josée Colburn Man in Study: Gavin Svensson Tuan: Thinh Truong Nguyen Cop: Carlo Essagian Drunk: Christian Tessier Storekeeper: Lenie Scoffié Tony: Bobby Brown Philippe: Maurice Demers Guard: Christian Jacques Guard: Henry Farmer Guard: Dacky Thermidor Guard: Gerard Blouin Old Engineer: Charles V. Doucet Worker: Pierre Drolet Bureaucrat Official: Norman Mikeal Berketa Ironclad Tech: Eric Hoziel Janitor: John Talbot Thug: Richard Zeman Thug: Nick Carasoulis Special Appearance: Cassandra Wilson Special Appearance: Mose Allison Man at Airport (uncredited): June Järvenpää Film Crew: Original Music Composer: Howard Shore Editor: Richard Pearson Director: Frank Oz Director of Photography: Rob Hahn Story: Kario Salem Screenplay: Lem Dobbs Producer: Lee Rich Screenplay: Scott Marshall Smith Producer: Gary Foster Production Design: Jackson De Govia Costume Design: Aude Bronson-Howard Script Supervisor: Rebecca Robertson Casting: Margery Simkin Key Makeup Artist: Francine Gagnon Key Hair Stylist: Corald Giroux Makeup Effects: Matthew W. Mungle Construction Coordinator: Alain Brochu Supervising ADR Editor: Marissa Littlefield Sound Effects Editor: Paul Urmson Story: Daniel E. Taylor Art Direction: Tom Reta Set Designer: Félix Larivière-Charron Camera Operator: Nathalie Moliavko-Visotzky Dialogue Editor: Nicholas Renbeck Art Department Coordinator: Genevieve Ferderber Set Designer: Lucie Tremblay First Assistant Director: David Sardi Boom Operator: Markus Wade Music Editor: Suzana Peric Property Master: Denis Hamel Art Direction: Claude Paré Rigging Grip: Alain Brouillette Supervising Sound Editor: Ron Bochar Stunt Coordinator: Jean Frenette Set Decoration: K.C. Fox Production Manager: Alain Gagnon Set Designer: Céline Lampron Greensman: Ray Légaré Boom Operator: Nathalie Piche Still Photographer: Phillip V. Caruso Steadicam Operator: Angelo Colavecchia First Assistant Camera: Maarten Kroonenburg Location Manager: Michèle St-Arnaud Prop Maker: Patrice Jacques Set Designer: Charlotte Rouleau Sound Re-Recording Mixer: Lee Dichter Special Effects Supervisor: Louis Craig Chief Lighting Technician: Jean Courteau Production Coordinator: Victorine Tamafo Set Designer: Claude Lafrance Foley Editor: Kam Chan Dialogue Editor: Fred Rosenberg Stunt Coordinator: Bud Davis Armorer: Julie Coulombe Art Department Coordinator: Michelle Drolet First Assistant Camera: Tony Rivetti Sr. Sound Effects Editor: Lewis Goldstein First Assistant Editor: Richard Friedlander Art Department Coordinator: Michel Bouchard Foley Editor: Frank Kern Dolly Grip: Alain Masse Production Controller: George Lakes Armorer: Brent Radford Executive Music Producer: Budd Carr Executive Producer: Adam Platnick Executive Producer: Bernard Williams Stunt Coordinator: David Leitch Movie Reviews: JPV852: A go-to for a solid heist-thriller that features two great performances by De Niro and Norton with honorable mention to Brando who looked a little worse for wear. Not the top notch in the genre but still a breezy but still suspense-filled watch if you don’t want anything thought-provoking. Still makes me chuckle that it was Frank Oz to be the one to direct three generations of great actors… **3.75/5**

[knavishepitome]

ੈ✩• 𝖘𝖔𝖑𝖔: 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖓𝖔𝖛𝖊𝖑𝖊𝖙𝖙𝖊𝖘 𝖔𝖋 𝖆 𝖈𝖆𝖌𝖊𝖉𝖇𝖎𝖗𝖉, 𝖕𝖆𝖗𝖙 𝖙𝖜𝖔 • ੈ✩

My ribcage is made of every hand that has ever touched me. They rip me open. They keep me in.

When you finally get everything that you always wanted, shouldn’t you be 𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐲? That was the million-dollar question and in the case of Saoirse Davis, better known as Vera to the world; she wasn’t happy. Not even a little bit. She was trapped in a cage, not physically but mentally and emotionally. A cage that Scott designed for her, and he was the only one that had the key. This wasn’t the first time that she was caged but this time, she had no 𝐡𝐨𝐩𝐞 of getting out and she had grown 𝐞𝐱𝐡𝐚𝐮𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐝, this dream that she wanted more than anything was slowly 𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 the life out of her and even though she had her three best friends: Zuri, Laila, and Zorina. Saoirse didn’t feel as if she was truly living anymore, all she had was this mask that she wore, one that was slowly cracking. The songbird was feeling 𝐞𝐦𝐩𝐭𝐲 and even her 𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐜 𝐯𝐨𝐢𝐜𝐞 couldn’t help her.

𝐀𝐧𝐝 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐈 𝐭𝐫𝐲 𝐭𝐨 𝐟𝐥𝐲 𝐈 𝐟𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐦�� 𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬.

“Your words pulled me closer, but your words fuck me over. I kept on denying so you kept on trying and you went too far for closure, too far fucked me over.” The words uttered in a hush tone, her slender digits wrapped around the pen as she tapped against the notebook, inhaling a deep breath as memories of that 𝐧𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 flashed across her mind; shiver runs down her spine as she blinked her eyelids a couple of times to regain her composure, the sound of the slamming of her front door yanks her back from her memory and confusion was evident on her ebony features. “Scott..?” She whispers, his dark eyes held a storm within them which Saoirse knew wouldn’t end well for her. “Don’t say my name.” Muted sigh escaped her parted lips. “What in the hell is this?” Scott roared as he tossed the magazine onto the countertop, Saoirse shifted her gaze from him and then back onto the magazine as her fingers languidly lifted it in her hands. “Scott..” She managed to say as he swiftly wrapped his digits around her neck and lifted her from her position on the couch. “I told you not to say my fucking name.” Scott’s gripped tighten around her neck, her eyelids began to flutter shut as he released her onto the cold tile. Saoirse let out a few coughs as the air slowly flowed back into her lugs, tears welled in her auburn eyes. “This is my fault; I should’ve known that he would want you for himself.” Saoirse placed her palm against her stomach as her fingers glided against the fabric. “He said he would only sign to the record label if he did a song with you, and I believed it was professional but now all the tabloids are saying you two are together and the baby in your stomach is his.” He paused momentarily, his glance landed on her stomach and then back to her face. “T..t..that’s not true.” Saoirse said softly. “You know this is 𝐨𝐮𝐫 baby. I..I love you.” A few tears glided down her cheek as she looked up at him, the pad of her fingers still gliding against her stomach. “You love me? You think I am stupid, don’t you? You don’t fucking love me, you love yourself and that thing inside of you. I told you before that I own you. Not that baby and not that wannabee rapper.” Each word that left his mouth sends a shiver down her spine, she slowly began to back away and her head rapidly shaking. “Please..” She mumbled. “Please don’t.” The grin that curled on his lips was one that she had seen before, and Saoirse knew that nothing she said would stop him from whatever he was going to do next. “It’s too late to beg now, even though I love when you do.” The grin on his lips spread wide as his eyes narrowed into slits, his right hand extended outward and his finger grazed the golden poker near the roaring fire, flicking the piece of mental within his digits. “W…what are you going to do with that?” She questioned. “I’m going to solve the problem, Saoirse.” His tone was stern, and her name circulated in her head, the tears that cascaded down her face felt like acid against her skin. Scott had never called her by her name; he always called her 𝐕𝐞𝐫𝐚 which was a name that he gave to her. Scott had always been controlling since the beginning and Saoirse was naïve to believe that he would ever change.

Scott stalked towards her; his free hand coiled with her ankle as screams spilled from the depths of her lips. “Scott, please don’t do this.” Her frame yanked forward; the tears blurred her vision, but she still caught sight of his devilish grin. “Angel, you can scream all you want, it doesn’t matter. It just makes this more enjoyable.” Laughter emitted from his throat and with a quick flick of his wrist she felt a surging pain throughout her whole body, she glanced downward as drops of blood oozed between her parted legs. “I told you to behave.” He pulled the metal poker outward, and a gush of crimson colored liquid poured out, her head became light as her eyelids blinked a few times. Her screams grew louder as he repeatedly plunged the metal against her stomach. “Saoirse you are 𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐞.” The words he spoke began to fade in the background, her mouth opened but nothing escaped her lips. She could hear him repeatedly piercing her with the mental, but her body was numb, her eyelids fluttering shut.

“Scott, what the fuck?!” Dawn’s high-pitched voice bounced off the walls as Scott gripped onto the metal, he glanced up momentarily only to focus his attention back onto Saoirse but she was fading away, her eyes were shut and the blood beneath his shoes continued to pour out. “I am teaching her a lesson.” Scott said, his words escaped in a cool tone as he glanced down at the woman he claimed to love. “If she dies tonight then this supposed lesson you are teaching her will not be learned and your precious record label will end in flames because 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐠𝐢𝐫𝐥, is the label.” Dawn’s words caused him to halt, dropping the golden metal poker to the ground and he dropped to his knees as he lifted Saoirse body in his arms. “Angel, can you hear me?” Silence. “Vera?” Silence. “Saoirse?” Silence. “Baby, please I’m sorry..” His words uttered in a hush tone, but nothing came from her mouth, he rested his head against her chest; her heart rate was weak. “Scott.” Dawn snapped at him, she sighed. “We have to get her to the hospital because at this rate we will lose her.”

•••

“Saoirse, can you hear me?” The voice questioned, he pulled up her eyelids as he shinned a light in her eyes and shifted his gaze onto the nurses. “You must save her! You better fucking save her!” Scott’s voice pierced through the packed waiting room; the nurse stood in front of him as Saoirse was pushed towards the double doors. “Sir, you need to calm down. We will try all that we can to save Ms. Davis.” He nodded his head, he turned and looked over at Dawn. Scott had always been controlling when it came to Saoirse Vera Davis, but he knew that this time, he took it 𝐭𝐨𝐨 𝐟𝐚𝐫.”

𝐚 𝐬𝐨𝐧𝐠𝐛𝐢𝐫𝐝 𝐢𝐧 𝐚 𝐠𝐢𝐥𝐝𝐞𝐝 𝐜𝐚𝐠𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐜𝐚𝐠𝐞𝐝

[angelvyxen]

Afternoon ladies! Newsbreak for 5/11/23📰🚨

-Los Angeles Lakers star Anthony Davis (head injury) will not return to tonight’s game. And he got escorted out with a wheel chair https://twitter.com/chrisbhaynes/status/1656514577604186113?s=46&t=6IIfCmFJC09gIma2nDjk2Q

-After Prince William accepted millions secretly from Rupert Murdoch while Harry takes him to court, today he honored Jason Knauf, who contributed to Meghan's miscarriage by collaborating with the Daily Mail. Prince Harry dug a grave with his bare hands for his unborn child. https://twitter.com/archewellbaby/status/1656359488406822912?s=46&t=6IIfCmFJC09gIma2nDjk2Q

-British officials have confirmed the first-ever births of babies using DNA from three different people. https://twitter.com/phil_lewis_/status/1656337510996275200?s=46&t=6IIfCmFJC09gIma2nDjk2Q

-Today is Viola Fletcher's 109th birthday. She is one of the three last known living survivors of the 1921 Tulsa Race Massacre. (5/10/23) https://twitter.com/phil_lewis_/status/1656282957433438208?s=46&t=6IIfCmFJC09gIma2nDjk2Q

-Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis signed a major bill weakening public sector unions — but *excluded* unions that are more likely to support Republicans. https://twitter.com/phil_lewis_/status/1656003193174728709?s=46&t=6IIfCmFJC09gIma2nDjk2Q

-Tucker Carlson just announced on Twitter that he is relaunching his show ... on Twitter. https://twitter.com/phil_lewis_/status/1656039438751809537?s=46&t=6IIfCmFJC09gIma2nDjk2Q

-Jury in federal civil case finds Donald Trump sexually abused E. Jean Carroll and then defamed her when he denied it. Jean got 5 million and trump won’t face any time since it’s a civil case sadly https://twitter.com/cnn/status/1656014711169724419?s=46&t=6IIfCmFJC09gIma2nDjk2Q

-Tory Lanez WILL NOT get a new trial for the 2020 shooting of Megan Thee Stallion. This is according to Judge David Herriford, who ruled from the bench a few minutes ago. (5/9/23) but yesterday it was just announced he could get up to 9 more years! https://twitter.com/meghanncuniff/status/1656012057953849344?s=46&t=6IIfCmFJC09gIma2nDjk2Q

-Robert De Niro has revealed he has become a father to his seventh child at the age of 79. https://twitter.com/popcrave/status/1655935739186778116?s=46&t=6IIfCmFJC09gIma2nDjk2Q

-Far-right Rep. Bryan Slaton has resigned from the Texas House after an investigation found he had an inappropriate sexual relationship with a 19-year-old on his staff. https://twitter.com/phil_lewis_/status/1655657518805266432?s=46&t=6IIfCmFJC09gIma2nDjk2Q

-6-year-old survives after his mother, father and 3-year-old brother killed in Texas mall shooting. https://twitter.com/phil_lewis_/status/1655743194590478336?s=46&t=6IIfCmFJC09gIma2nDjk2Q

-Shooting at Dallas-area mall included at least eight victims between ages of 5 and 61 brought to hospitals. https://twitter.com/phil_lewis_/status/1655007123951046659?s=46&t=6IIfCmFJC09gIma2nDjk2Q

-Texas officials identify victims killed in Dallas-area mall shooting including 3-year-old boy, 2 grade-school girls. https://twitter.com/phil_lewis_/status/1655721766499627008?s=46&t=6IIfCmFJC09gIma2nDjk2Q

-Police: Dallas-area mall shooting left 9 dead, others injured. https://twitter.com/phil_lewis_/status/1655033838169477123?s=46&t=6IIfCmFJC09gIma2nDjk2Q

-Florida Democrats are hoping to recruit Grant Hill and Dwayne Wade to run against GOP Sen. Rick Scott in 2024. https://twitter.com/phil_lewis_/status/1655716790209503234?s=46&t=6IIfCmFJC09gIma2nDjk2Q

-Robert F. Kennedy Jr. says the CIA rigs elections and assassinates leaders who refuse to comply with their agenda. https://twitter.com/leadingreport/status/1655337114307903489?s=46&t=6IIfCmFJC09gIma2nDjk2Q

-Hotel night manager accused of entering room and sucking on man’s toes. https://twitter.com/phil_lewis_/status/1655180016907440130?s=46&t=6IIfCmFJC09gIma2nDjk2Q

-Horse euthanized after suffering knee injury in race ahead of Kentucky Derby, the 6th horse that has died in recent days. https://twitter.com/phil_lewis_/status/1654915438046765060?s=46&t=6IIfCmFJC09gIma2nDjk2Q

-A new DeSantis-backed bill would prohibit Chinese citizens from owning land — or homes — anywhere in the state of Florida. Asian American groups fear the bill will lead to racial profiling. https://twitter.com/keithboykin/status/1654104871505903616?s=46&t=6IIfCmFJC09gIma2nDjk2Q

-a video of trump in court saying how stars can grab women by our pu$$y https://twitter.com/phil_lewis_/status/1654606787155206144?s=46&t=6IIfCmFJC09gIma2nDjk2Q

-Summit Erupts Into Fistfight Between Russian and Ukrainian Delegates. https://www.thedailybeast.com/russian-and-ukrainian-delegates-brawl-over-ukrainian-flag-at-summit-in-turkey

-An 8th grader “was forced to remove her shirt and pants, lift up her bra, and fold down the top of her underwear, knowing she was on her period” while officials at a Detroit school searched for a (nonexistent) vape pen, a lawsuit stated. https://twitter.com/phil_lewis_/status/1654169013977489410?s=46&t=6IIfCmFJC09gIma2nDjk2Q

-FDA panel recommends allowing birth control pill to be sold over the counter. https://apple.news/A9Fh1QsZLRAemwZ03GeUBeQ

-The pandemic-era immigration law known as Title 42 ends Thursday. Here’s what you need to know. https://apple.news/A64tgKInhS1CJ0l7FmVhLkQ

-US Rep. George Santos of New York faces charges of wire fraud, money laundering and lying to Congress. https://twitter.com/phil_lewis_/status/1656288412297486337?s=46&t=6IIfCmFJC09gIma2nDjk2Q

Also more from the Texas mall shooting

-Family members confirm 20-year-old security guard Christian LaCour was also killed in the shooting

-Aishwarya Thatikonda, an engineer who originally came from India, has been identified as the 5th victim of the Texas mall shooting

-Family killed in the Texas mall shooting identified as Cindy Cho, Kyu Cho and their 3-year-old son, James Cho. Their other child, William, just turned 6 and is the only survivor. They were going to the mall to exchange clothes he received for his birthday.

-Daniela Mendoza, a 4th grader, and Sofia Mendoza, a 2nd grader, have been identified as victims of the Texas mall shooting. They were sisters. Their mother, Ilda, is in critical condition.

-Photo released of the sisters killed in the Texas mall shooting. Daniela was 10, Sofia was 8. Their mother is in critical condition.

-Elio Cumana-Rivas, 32, has been identified as the 8th victim of the Texas mall shooting

May they rest in peace/ pull through that’s all for now.

Apologies for being 3 days late to delivering the news, but I am here now! Thank you as always to our corespondent News Anon 👩🏽‍💼.

- I hope he’s doing alright. The Lakers really need him.

- For being a family who’s only job is to shut up and be rich, they sure do have a lot of shit constantly going on. Anyways, the only one I’m rooting for at this point is Meghan.

- I get that stuff like this is supposed to be ‘good’ because science is advancing but it kinda scares me. Generics aren’t something you should mess with.

- Happiest of birthdays to Ms. Viola. I hope 109 treats her well 🥳.

- Again, what ever happened to assassinating elected officials???

- Fox gave Tuck Tuck his job back? Good for him I guess?

- I lost interest in the case when I found out there was no way he’d (Trump) ever serve time. I mean, good for her for getting money but I feel like no real justice was served.

- THE MANIFESTATION WORKED! TORY IS STAYING HIS MIDGET ASS IN JAIL AND GETTING BECOMING SOMEONES PRISON BITCH! WE LOVEEEE TO SEE IT!

- We need to start forcefully castrating men. There should be NO reason he’s having children.

- You notice how it’s on republicans doing things that they always denounce? ‘Gays are pedophiles!’ They say as they have a mountain of child porn on their computers. I heavily dislike them all.

- I saw this. I hope he has family that can take care of him, going into the system is almost worse than losing both parents. Especially since he’s not white.

- Ban Guns.

- BAN GUNS.

- BAN GUNS!

- Dwayne Wade? 😭 I can’t even be mad at it because for some reason I feel like he’d make a decent politician.

- Did he lie? I think not.

- Jesus Christ?!? The TOES?

- R.I.P to that horse. I knew they would’ve showed up and showed out at that Derby.

- I saw this one too. I also saw something about Hispanic being mad at DeSantis for whatever the fuck, when they also voted for him lol. DeSantis will ruin Florida and all the POC who thought they’d be safe because they all mutually hate black people and gay people will be in for a RUDE awakening. Anywho, I hope all the Asian Americans will be alright. It’s getting nasty in Florida.

- I cannot wait for the day Trump dies.

- White people are so ghetto.

- ARREST EVERY ADULT INVOLVED. You can’t just do a simple a search?? The child has to strip down naked because of a Vape Pen? Not even crack, a VAPE PEN.

- THE FDA HAS SENSE! Generic Birth control should be sold over the counter, you should be able to get a prescription at any Walgreens or CVS. & specialized BC should be made for women who other health issues that don’t allow them to take BC.

- All of my immigrants who are not citizens or residents, take a gander at that Title-42.

- Another day, another politician that’s a criminal.

- May all the victims of the Texas mall shooting Rest in Heavenly Peace.

[murfpersonalblog]

So basically this is Jeff Davis' 10-years late, overly elaborate, woefully derivative Season 4 rewrite/fanfic. He finally realized he actually should've addressed the Nogitsune fallout, Allison, and the Hale Fire(s) after 3B; without the useless Berserkers/werejaguar!Kate nonsense and the random AF coyotes plot tied to the Hales.

Malia and Parrish still being sexually objectified, because ofc. Malia being her usual maladjusted self, not even trying to deny that she doesn't miss anyone in the McCall "pack." But also not having any scenes with her family either, giving Malia and Peter ANY interactions of substance, because JD has always hated the Hales. Further underlining why even having her as a "character"/plotdevice in 3B was strictly for fanservice to have a hot girl naked. The coyotes are only brought up as trauma for Eli. Where was Malia? You'd think she'd be perfect for helping Eli shift, but alas.

Derek still dies, because ofc (right before he would've reappeared "reborn" in his full wolf shift in S4). As a final slap in the face, Derek gets the Alpha Hale spark back (from healing Cora in S2, who I assume is still MIA in Sth America)--but blink and you miss it, because the Evil Overlords Jeff Davis and Tyler Posey will not suffer anyone being the alpha and living other than Scott, who hates being a werewolf and barely has any betas of his own. Speaking of which:

Eli is ofc the stand-in for Stiles (y'all do see s-E-L-I-t-s spelled backwards right?), since DOB wisely said F-U to this trainwreck. Everyone knows Stiles should've been a Spark, werefox/kitsune, or at LEAST a werewolf after getting bitten by Scott in 3B. But instead we get Eli struggling with his shift and being poached into the McCall pack, because Scott's clearly the type of responsible alpha who keeps track of his betas....(where was Liam again all this time?). Like I said, Malia could've been a great way of training a new beta if Eli/Stiles had problems shifting, and Kira naturally could've helped Stiles if he was a new fox (giving him her painfully irrelevant Skinwalker training arc). But alas.... Speaking of!

They needed a kitsune for the Oni plot to work, so JD split Kira into Hikari and the random deputy who never knew they were a kitsune (lmfao wtf).

Chris and Peter still the good cop/bad cop buddy comedy from hell, and they keep their UST from S4 going. Rather than Peter burning (again) in 6A, we get Derek burning here, because ofc Jeff Davis is sick and hates the Hales. Harris inexplicably gets to copy/paste Peter's resurrection, and repeats his arson/chemist arc that started this whole mess with Kate and the Hale Fire. Peter gets zero closure because JD hates the Hales, but at least Chris does after being constantly dragged through the wringer by his stupid family, because Jeff Davis loves the Argents. Case in point:

First Kate comes back in S4, now Allison. JD already brought Allison back in S5 for the Beast of Gerwhatever flashbacks, so it was obvious he never wanted her to stay gone after 3B--unlike Erica, for example (because Jeff hates the Hales AND the Hale Pack). If we swap werejaguar!Kate's resurrection with Void!Allison's resurrection, it lines up with a S4 AU/rewrite, especially if Allison got sucked back into the Nemeton in the end, explaining why she's not present in S6. But here, Scallison can finally thrive, after having Scott try to sleep his way through the entire show. Even though this counts as statutory cuz Allison's still technically 17 and even more disconnected with the present than Malia was, and Scott's 30+ but still as clueless as he was as an actual teen wolf.

So yeah, I'd rather take this as a S4 AU/fanfiction than anything post 6B canon.

Jeff Davis you suck.

A Comprehensive Bitch-Fest of the Teen Wolf Movie

Alright guys, as promised, here is the comprehensive text post of the Teen Wolf Movie. 

Under this cut will contain a pretty extensive plot (for those of us who don’t want to watch the movie). I’m gonna do another post under this one with my personal thoughts, and some fun little bones to pick with Mr. Davis surrounding canon (or lack thereof, as it were) and uh. Plot decisions all around. 

Most importantly, though, THERE WILL BE SPOILERS! If you haven’t seen the movie, and you don’t want spoilers, PLEASE DO NOT LOOK UNDER THE CUT! 

I’m sure there won’t be much anyone hasn’t seen, yet, but I digress. 

⚠️HERE BE SPOILERS!⚠️ 

Keep reading

[loganwritesprobably]

The Hale Family

So, as someone who is an avid enjoyer of all Hales, particularly the Hale men, and is a writer, naturally their wider family comes up when I write. Anywhere between ten and fourteen people died in the Hale fire, not all Werewolves but presumably all family. That is a big ass family.

So, I did what Jeff Davis’s clown lookin’ coward ass couldn’t and I made the full Hale family, further extended family pending because I have too much free time.

Also, they even have birthdays, death dates, and birth years. Fuck you, Jeff.

I won’t be covering Derek, Cora or Malia in particular detail, just giving some basics, because otherwise this post would be.. even longer than it already is.

This took so damn long so.. enjoy

(This timeline works under the assumption that season 6B, when Scott and co are eighteen, takes place in the year 2013, and fuck you all the Hales lived and got to see their full potential so they can have actual personalities.)

Lillian and Lincoln Hale (Emma Thompson and Eric Roberts)

Lillian, she/her, straight. Born Werewolf.

Lincoln, he/him, straight. Bitten Werewolf.

Lillian’s birthday - July 20th, 1943. Cancer.

Lincoln’s birthday - December 27th, 1940. Capricorn.

Lillian’s death - October 12th, 1997.

Lincoln’s death - March 23rd, 2004.

Lillian lived until Peter, the youngest of five siblings, was fourteen years old and then died. She was the Alpha until her death, and at this point her eldest daughter Talia inherited the spark.

Lillian could’ve been a chef, but she chose to remain at home to care for her gaggle of pups, and later their grandchildren. She loved poetry, and that’s one of the reasons she fell in love with her husband, who was an amateur poet. She loved all of her children equally, or so she said, but everyone knew that Peter was her favourite. He was so much younger than his siblings, so truly they didn’t mind.

Lillian was a Cancer, the mother of the zodiac. She was very maternal, to any and all members of the pack, even those who were older or weren’t family. She argued this was because she was the Alpha, but Lincoln said it was just her nature. He loved that about her.

Lillian died just a short while before her youngest son turned sixteen. She was aged fifty-four. When she died, she was holding her son, who had skipped school that day to be close to her.

Lincoln was not as soft as his wife; he was firmer with his children but still rarely denied them things. He was passionate about education and wanted all of his children to excel in their chosen field, never wanting to pressure them into something they hated. You cannot succeed fully in something that you hate. He loved literature, particularly poetry, and nature. He was elated to move into the pack house when he married Lillian.

Lincoln was a Capricorn, the zodiac that thirsts for knowledge with his birthday on December 27th and was born in the year 1940. He never got a chance to go to university as a young man as he came from a lower-class family than his wife but if it had been an option, he would’ve done it online later in life.

Lincoln died aged sixty-four. Talia had been the closest to her father and it was her that organised his funeral, though it was a family decision to bury him beside his wife.

Talia and Nathaniel Hale (Alicia Coppola and Skeet Ulrich)

Talia, she/her, bisexual. Born Werewolf.

Nathaniel, he/him, heterosexual (Talia-sexual). Bitten Werewolf.

Talia’s birthday - February 18th, 1963. Aquarius.

Nathaniel’s birthday - March 30th, 1963. Aries.

Their anniversary - December 26th. They’ve been married for twenty-nine years.

Talia was prepared for a long time to become the Alpha. Unlike many hunter families, Werewolf packs are generally not matriarchal, and neither are the Hales, instead the responsibility of becoming Alpha is given to the eldest born of the current Alpha. This is only not done in rare circumstances such as the eldest dying before becoming Alpha, the eldest being younger than eighteen when the current Alpha dies, or them nominating a younger sibling as a ‘better fit’ for the role. Talia had none of these happen.

She wasn’t sure that she wanted to be the Alpha, she had a good political career ahead of her that she didn’t want to give up. Then, her husband Nathaniel (who her siblings swear up and down is her soulmate) pointed out that she could have both. He was there for her to lean on when things got hard, as the partner of the Alpha, and plenty of women were excellent mothers while having thriving careers. So, she did both.

Talia was the mayor of Beacon Hills for many years and was well loved by her community. She invested family wealth into the town, making sure the community was not lacking in what it needed, never shying away from hard truths when it came to her work.

Nathaniel married into the Hale family because he loved Talia with every piece of himself. When she told him about Werewolves, he hadn’t missed a beat. The night she told him was the night that he told her that he loved her. He became a Werewolf himself shortly after Talia became the Alpha. They were both thirty-four at the time. 

Nathaniel loves Talia because she’s intelligent, a problem solver, he is sure there will never be an issue in their lives that she cannot overcome. Talia loves Nathaniel because he’s grounded and calm, and he has silly quirks that make her laugh like his personal vendetta against green beans.

The couple began having children quite quickly. They were high school sweethearts, went to the same college, and once they had both graduated, they began trying for children immediately. It took a while, and in retrospect they were glad because it gave them time to settle more into their careers, and Laura was born in 1986, when the two were twenty-three. Derek followed in ‘88 and Cora in ‘95, the couple aged twenty-five and thirty-two respectively.

Mae and Stuart Hale (Adelaine Morin and Andrew Walker)

Mae, she/her, bisexual. Born Werewolf.

Stuart, he/him, pansexual. Human.

Mae’s birthday - September 22nd, 1969. Libra.

Stuart’s birthday - July 3rd, 1965. Cancer.

Their anniversary - February 11th. They’ve been married for twenty-one years.

Mae was the sort of person who could never quite be categorised. She was a social floater, never restricted herself to one interest or social group, tried everything that she could (and given that they were well off, that was plenty of things). She loved her twin brother dearly, but she needed more than family. She couldn’t be entertained by them anymore, not like the could as a kid, and that was nobody’s fault.

She got along with all of her siblings, though wasn’t particularly close with Peter. Again, nobody’s fault, they were just too different. Peter preferred to be calm, stationary, and relaxed, where Mae loved to be on the move, experiencing new things and amped up with adrenaline. The ADHD to his Autism.

Mae met Stuart while hiking. Stuart is the outdoors-y type, and likes anything and everything nature. When she told him about the Supernatural, he took it in stride in a way that no other family addition had (other than, of course, Brooke - who was Supernatural herself). Stuart is a very relaxed man when he isn’t enjoying nature, and he loves how passionate his wife is. They balance each other.

Stuart loves the little things, like playing Lego with his kids and going out on warm days to paddle in the creek that runs through the preserve. He makes sure to track the wildlife in the preserve, not wanting his Wolfy family to accidentally ruin the ecosystem. They assure him that this is unnecessary, but he enjoys it.

George Hale (Jared Padalecki)

George, he/him, biromantic, asexual. Born Werewolf.

George’s birthday - September 22nd, 1969. Libra.

Growing up, George and Mae were practically inseparable, and it was George that changed that. He watched as she changed, becoming less like him, and decided she would be better off with different friends, friends that were more like her and weren’t family members. Sometimes he regrets it, since he was a little lonely in school after that, but he knows it helped her thrive and so he’s also glad that he made the choice. They continued to be close despite the change, which he was glad for.

He’s kind of the black sheep of his siblings (though this did rub off on Peter in his younger years, just a little), with a more alternative style and taste in music, particularly as a teenager and in his 20s. He grew out of that when he had Iris, at least on the outside, though she was raised on rock music.

George wanted children much more than he wanted a partner. He didn’t much care for settling down with someone for the rest of his life, and as much as he understood the appeal and appreciated how happy his siblings were, it just wasn’t for him. But he did want a child. Enter his friend, who wanted to be a surrogate. Money wasn’t a problem for George, so they found the best doctor for the procedures and less than a year later, he had his little girl.

Celia and Brooke Hale (Claire Holt and Kylie Bunbury)

Celia, she/her, bisexual. Born Werewolf.

Brooke, she/her, lesbian. Wendigo.

Celia’s birthday - February 22nd, 1977. Pisces.

Brooke’s birthday - January 8th, 1975. Capricorn.

Their anniversary - July 22nd. They’ve been married for eighteen years.

Celia and Brooke never truly grew up. Celia was always the most energetic and bubbly of her siblings, which absolutely rubbed off on her nieces. The family sometimes joke that they must all have gotten the giggly gene that their aunt has. It’s always been Celia that would be first to volunteer to play with the pups, happy to get muddy or covered in glitter if it would make them happy. The only person who would challenge her for that title would be Peter, but ‘he has a reputation to maintain’.

Brooke was everything that Celia wanted in a life partner. There had been some difficult conversations when Brooke had first met the other Hales because of her species, but after that she had been accepted as if she was a ‘Wolf like the rest of them. 

Celia hates the colour yellow and hates her wife for loving the colour yellow. Brooke loves the colour yellow, and loves tormenting her wife with it even more. They’re the most publicly affectionate couple of the Hales, and the locals love them. Celia works in the elementary school with the youngest kids, so lots of moms know her and while the odd one or two are intolerant, generally they love her and love knowing she’s teaching their children to be caring and gentle. Brooke is a private nurse, working specifically with the Supernatural. While some refuse to see her because she’s a Wendigo, many of her clients like her and it’s good for local relations. The Hale pack has the confidence of all Wendigos, within a couple hundred miles. It’s nice. It feels like family.

Peter Hale (Ian Bohen)

Peter, he/him, bisexual. Born Werewolf.

Peter’s birthday - October 27th, 1981. Scorpio.

Peter loves his family dearly, considering himself to be a family man (though he’d never admit it out loud). His best friend growing up was his big sister Celia, and he admired his eldest sister Talia to no end. Mae helped him gain control over his shift and George had taught him how to fight, just in case. Peter went on to become the left hand of the Hale pack.

He was sixteen when he met Corinne, known often by her title of the Desert Wolf. She was a Werecoyote, significantly older than him. He felt special. This is when his daughter Malia was conceived. For a time, Corinne had been content with Peter under her thumb, protected by the power of the Hale pack, or so she thought. When Talia found out, she berated the woman, but Peter’s dedication allowed Corinne to stay. When Malia took half of her power, Corinne fled with her tail between her legs leaving Peter and his siblings to raise Malia to the best of their ability, even while Peter was still in school.

Peter hasn’t bothered with a long-term relationship since Corinne, too absorbed by his duties to his pack, his work obligations and making sure that his daughter has everything that she could ever want. Giving gifts is one of his love languages. 

Laura Hale (Meghan Ory)

Laura, she/her, bisexual. Born Werewolf.

Laura’s birthday - June 5th, 1986. Gemini.

Laura grew up with the knowledge that one day she would become the Alpha of her pack, which was shaping up to be... kind of huge. It was a little bit overwhelming, and it worried her sometimes. She was glad to have her brother. Laura, of course, had other friends, but none of them knew about the Supernatural which meant she couldn’t really talk about the stresses that came with being the eldest child of the Alpha. But she could tell Derek.

They weren’t best friends, Peter held that spot for Derek, but they were very close and helped each other with schoolwork, Laura drove Derek home from school when she had a car, but he didn’t, she went to all of his basketball games. They were very close.

Laura loved skincare and flowers; her room was covered in as many plans as she could fit on each surface while still allowing them to grow. Later in life, she began working on her own skincare line, comfortable enough from their family fortune to open up a business and Derek was her unfortunate test subject.

Laura had a very close friend in high school with a boy called Josh. He was a bit of a man whore and had managed to have sex with just the right people to find out about the Supernatural by accident. This made them even closer, even if he couldn’t quite understand. They had gotten very close, she would even dare to say that they had fallen in love, but then a girl that Josh was friends with after sleeping with her became pregnant. He was a good man, only eighteen when he promised to be around to care for his child, but that meant when Laura went to college, they lost contact entirely. She misses him sometimes still.

Derek Hale (Tyler Hoechlin)

Derek, he/him, bisexual. Born Werewolf.

Derek’s birthday - November 7th, 1988. Scorpio.

Cora Hale (Adelaide Kane) 

Cora, she/her, lesbian. Born Werewolf.

Cora’s birthday - August 9th, 1995. Leo.

Lucy Hale (Maia Mitchell)

Lucy, she/her, bisexual. Born Werewolf.

Lucy’s birthday - April 29th, 1989. Taurus.

Lucy is kind of anti-social. She got along well with her cousins, happy to be around them, but was never really interested in their rowdy activities. She was a Werewolf like the others, but was more comfortable with Iris as she was human and so had to be careful to avoid being hurt. Often, they would sit together while the others wrestled or played tag with no shoes on.

Lucy didn’t have many friends at school, mostly choosing to keep her head down and get on with things, though she got along well with her teachers. Her best subjects were always maths based (mathematics, physics, engineering) but she never bothered with college. She didn’t need to work, so she wasn’t too worried about higher education. Not to say that she does nothing, of course she does find ways to occupy her time and earn money, but not through conventional means. She also does a lot of volunteering, mostly with the elderly or the homeless. They’re calm, and nice to talk to.

Lucy is the mentally ill one of the younger generation, (maybe excluding poor Derek), suffering with both anxiety and depression, but nobody at home ever lets her sink too far, always there to pull her back and make sure that she’s taking care of herself, even if that just means sitting on the floor in her room while they work so she isn’t alone.

Charlie Hale aka Jackson Whittemore (Colton Haynes)

Jackson, he/him, bisexual. Human.

Jackson’s birthday - June 15th, 1995. Cancer.

Jackson is a human. His mother is a Born Werewolf, but his father is human, and he gets the genetic short end of the stick. 

The way I use Jackson’s story here varies based on whether I like Talia for the story. If I decide I can make Talia a bad person, I write that she gave Jackson up for adoption because he was human rather than a Werewolf. If not, Mae and Stuart either died as Jackson’s parents did in canon (car crash, though significantly more Supernatural) or Mae was young when she had Jackson, too young, and he was given up (in this situation, he would be older rather than Lucy). There are various other more outlandish ideas (the Whittemores are hunters that kidnapped Jackson to ‘save’ him) but those are my main ones.

If he’s going to be growing up with the Hales, then he is effectively the same as he is in canon, though with significantly less insecurity. Think young Derek. A little full of himself, still a little arrogant, but his desire for success is driven by competition with intelligent cousins and wanting praise (though he’ll get it regardless because his parents love him), this means if he was given the bite, he would simply become a Werewolf.

Jackson Hale is less emotionally constipated, and more affectionate. He would treat Lydia better, treat Danny better (probably also realise that Danny knows about the Supernatural, maybe even be the one to tell him), and just be an all-around better person. Standard douche still, sure, but not as bad as he was.

Iris Hale (Anna Cathcart)

Iris, she/her, bisexual. Bitten Werewolf.

Iris’s birthday - May 16th, 1993. Taurus.

Iris was conceived in a lab then implanted into her biological mother. She was born a human, because her mother was one, and so grew up cherished. Her father loves her dearly, she was always a little spoiled but thankfully it never got to her head too much. George offered to introduce her to her mother a few times, since after Iris had been born, she’d moved town (for unrelated reasons), but Iris had declined saying that he was all she needed.

Iris is an artist. She is happy to engage in any form of art really, but her favourites are pottery and creative writing. She works as an editor for a small publishing company, and she loves it, mostly working from home and on her own time as long as she meets her deadlines.

She has the bubbly gene that Celia has, seeing the joy in everything that happens, always the one to find the silver lining and people say that it’s contagious. She’s the first person to comfort family when they’re down and is very family oriented.

Iris got the bite from her aunt Talia after she got sick one year. It was only normal winter illness, but she’d gotten one after the other and her immune system was hugely struggling, her doctors warning her to be careful, lest she get sick again, because next time it would be much more dangerous. She got the bite not long later, making her immune to illness. 

Sophie Hale (Marsai Martin)

Sophie, she/her, bisexual. Human.

Sophie’s birthday - December 8th, 1992. Sagittarius. 

Sophie is the typical ‘basic girl’ type. She’s adopted, and human, and never particularly cared for getting the bite. She doesn’t need that to win against her cousins in a fight. Sophie is a big fan of going to the gym, and when she started going, she went with Derek. He was already more experienced with exercise, having done basketball for years, and he could stop people from staring (not that she couldn’t do that herself, but he had that look that made guys back off). Now she can confidently say, as long as a guy isn’t Supernatural, she can make him back up.

Though, she isn’t just a gym girl, Sophie also loves going clubbing. She’s been drinking since before she was old enough to do so because she could and growing up with Werewolves meant they often forget you aren’t immune like they are. Now, she loves getting dressed up with her girls, sometimes with her cousins too, and going out to Sinema, or sometimes even Jungle, and just having some fun and letting loose.

For work, she just does something perfectly mundane. She works as a receptionist, but she works as a receptionist at a smaller independent B&B. They get people who stop there just overnight as they’re passing through and couples sometimes too - probably having affairs. Originally, she’d applied to various places for similar but better paid positions, but then when a friend mentioned that she worked at the shitty B&B and sometimes worried she would get hurt, Sophie got a job there for herself. Now, she’s also technically security, and she loves it.

Malia Tate (Hale) (Shelley Hennig)

Malia, she/they, panromantic, asexual. Werecoyote.

Malia’s birthday - February 10th, 1997. Aquarius. 

[niallloverontheloose]

I’m waiting for Scott McCall/Tyler Posey stans to give Tyler Posey (with his involvement as a producer in the Teen Wolf Movie, him asking for more money despite knowing about Arden Cho, his gross "The Teen Wolf Movie has every character you'd ever want to see! It's everything we and you fans wanted!" comment, and his personal involvement in casting his own family in it) the same energy for the mistreatment of Arden as they give to hating on Tyler Hoechlin.

Y'all can’t keep making allegations against Hoechlin and then stay silent about your shitty personal fave, who is just as involved in the racist treatment of Arden Cho as Jeff Davis is. Either all of the Teen Wolf Movie producers are at fault and deserve to be called out, or stop trying to excuse Tyler Posey's shitty actions and behavior and denying his role in the racist treatment of Arden Cho in Teen Wolf and the Teen Wolf Movie. 

[thehollowprince]

Or maybe it was about Erica, Boyd or Isaac? Three characters that lasted a season, a season and a half, and two seasons respectively, all of whom also would not have been werewolves without Scott / Except that Boyd's, Erica's and Isaac's choice to get the Bite has literally nothing to do with Scott. And just because Jeff Davis got rid of them to prop Scott up and convince the audience that Scott was "superior" and "better" than Derek (his victim) doesn't mean they are less important than Scott

Oh, my dear sweet stupid child.

The choice that was offered to Erica, Isaac and Boyd (a luxury not offered to Scott) had everything to do with Scott. Without Scott, Derek would never have gotten the chance to kill his uncle and assume the Alpha mantle. It was Derek's direct manipulation of Scott, and then Scott's subsequent rescue of the man who repeatedly assaulted him, that allowed Derek to strike that killing blow. Without Scott, Derek never would have had the power to even offer the bite in the first place.

You can deny it to your heart's content, but when it comes to this show, all roads lead to Scott McCall.

This goes to the rabid Sterek shippers in my notes citing that time Stiles allowed Derek to hide out in his room as proof that Stiles really cared about Derek. You can bring that up until the cows come home, but you're leaving out the key motivation of that decision to allow Derek to hide.

Scott.

Stiles did what he did in season one, particularly every interaction with Derek, because of Scott. He was trying to help his best friend. He used Derek to sway Danny into tracing the text sent to Allison to help Scott.

Scott was the linchpin of this show and without him, you would have absolutely nothing to pretend you like.

PS: just for the record, he didn't "get rid of them" to make Scott look better. Those characters (along with others) were written off because the actors chose to go and pursue other projects.

[defygrav1ty]

peyton mindlessly sorted through cd's to dj at the party, as going through her music library was one of her preferred ways of coping. sure, there wasn't much to cope about, considering the blonde was never letting lucas get in the way of her and brooke's friendship again, but she'd be remiss to deny it was awkward, having him back. for once, peyton had kind of made up her mind about someone she loved being gone for good, without her usual angsty grievances: in this case, it was better, easier, not to have to deal with the pot-stirrer of feelings that was lucas scott. but karma was a bitch, and the one time she was actually okay with people always leaving, he made his grand entrance back to tree hill and all of their lives.

she wouldn't risk brooke noticing she was giving him or his return any kind of thought, though, and so curls bounced to look her best friend's way, nathan and haley's cuteness saving her from her self-sabotaging, ruminating ways. a half-smile graces peyton's rosy lips, dimples making themselves at home on her cheeks as she commented, ❝ actually, i was about to say the same thing ― about nathan, anyway. just switch out bad boy for arrogant jerk and there you go, my exact quote. ❞ as his ex-girlfriend, it was embedded in her dna, her lifelong right to mock and tease him and rehash the pain her old-self went through ― granted, fifteen-year-old peyton wasn't a walk in the park, either, but this wasn't her engagement party to steal a thunder from. brooke's slightly more personal question took her off guard, though, yanking her out of bitchy first love mode right into melancholic half-orphan.

emeralds get lost in haley's happy expression in her winner of tree hill's fifth grade spelling bee photo as she gathers her words, ❝ yeah, my dad has a couple albums lying around in the living room. they're mostly filled up with pictures up to when i was seven, 'cause ― well, y'know. it didn't make much sense for us to capture moments that served as constant reminders of how my mom wasn't there to enjoy them with us anymore, at least for a little while. it was masochistic, and cruel, and we wanted none of it, so. i guess that's just how it is. ❞ peyton was bumming herself out with the sadness in her family story, so she quickly shifted the focus away from herself, ❝ what about you, b-davis? is there a picture of six-year-old you in a pair of gigantic louboutins that'll be worth millions someday? ❞

@cagedpotential [ peyton ] | sc

she's using this party planning time to process. this past week has been more or less perfect. having her best friend back is mending her heart in ways she didn't know were possible anymore. it's a miracle & it's one she wants to hold on to. still, lucas is back. & even though she'd like to believe she & peyton know better than to let this boy crash their party again, there's a phantom sting sitting in her chest ; it's hard to shake it. what's not hard is distracting herself from that whole mess. & it's ironic that her planning haley & nathan's party was luke's idea, but she'll take the opportunity to make herself busy. it's twice the fun with peyton at her side. & getting to rummage through baby pictures of haley & nathan for the big wedding wall she plans to put on display doesn't hurt either. " would you look at their little faces ?? " she almost squeals affectionately, nudging the other gently with her shoulder. she wonders where her baby pictures ended up. she's almost afraid to ask. baby pictures should be held precious. the last thing she'd want to hear victoria say is that she misplaced them, or something else equally disheartening. " can you believe this little nugget grew up into a redeemed bad boy & this little nugget grew up into a totally unredeemed smarty pants ? " she giggles to herself, pointing & spreading out the photos, lips settling into a warm smile. " do you have baby pictures laying around, p. sawyer ? "

[princeescaluswords]

I just saw some Anti-Scott people criticise Scott for the library scene in 5x18, for "putting everybody in danger" by leading the Beast to the children. They really do anything to villanise Scott🤦🏼‍♀️

I, thankfully, have never seen any anti-Scott people making that argument. It would be incredible. It would require them to ignore more than ten minutes of footage before that scene. It would require them to ignore what the library means to Scott for 78 previous episodes. It would require them to ignore cinematographic language and musical cues. It would require them to imagine that Jeff Davis intended that scene to attack Scott. It would be such an extremely toxic take that I can't picture someone attaching to their name to this atrociously bad criticism.

So, of course, I believe you 100%.

Because disproving their wretched interpretation takes less effort than doing the work I get paid to do, let me walk everyone through it. Scott, at the end of A Credible Threat (5x17), was inside the school trying to calm Kira down after her fight with Lori. Outside, due to the Desert Wolf's interference, Malia had failed to prevent the high-frequency broadcast, which triggered Mason's transformation into the Beast. The episode ended with Scott hearing screaming students seeking shelter in the school with the Beast pursuing the students.

Interwoven with the Beast's origin story in The Maid of Gevaudan (5x18), we see Scott fight a running battle with the Beast through the halls of the school. Only Scott is fighting the Beast, because a badly hurt Liam is being cared for by Stiles and Hayden and an unharmed Malia is looking for Stiles, worried for him because of both the Beast and her biological mother's threat. Scott fights to save a girl in the chemistry classroom, fights the Beast in the hallway, and finally seeks refuge in the library in order to catch his breath. None of this is imagined by me -- it's all visible on the screen. The Beast has been chasing students and Scott through the school for an entire episode before Scott's and the Beast's climactic confrontation in the library.

This confrontation is initiated because Scott, bloody and beaten, realizes while leaning against the table to rest for a moment that there are close to two dozen students hiding in the library. He decides to make a stand there, in the place where he was murdered and resuscitated only a few weeks ago, and to face probably death to save those students, only one whose name the audience knows at this point. "Go upstairs."

Their lives were already in terrible danger, unless you think that La Bete, a creature described by Gerard Argent in Damnatio Memoriae (5x12) as "A monster whose only purpose was to kill. Not for sustenance, not for revenge, not for any rational impulse other than the drive to end life wherever it's found." was going to spare their lives and go for a froyo instead. But sure, Scott was the one who endangered them.

I wonder if this argument appears in #anti scott mccall. I don't go to that tag, so I can't be sure, and I've never seen it shown up in the #scott mccall tag, though I've seen takes there almost as bad as this one.

There's a edgy sort of desperation in these attacks, as they flail uselessly trying to tell people that Scott wasn't a hero at all, that he was motivated by simplistic morals, vanity, selfishness, or -- at the height of racist absurdity -- by an arcane conspiracy led by his black mentor. In their fever-like Flat-Eartherish zeal, they will declare that Scott never did a single good thing the entire show, ignoring the reality that he has an iron-clad claim to heroism by simply showing up to fight the Beast.

In order to deny that they would have to ignore the fact that Scott fell unconscious with every expectation that he was dying, six times in the two years represented by Seasons 1 through 5: Co-Captain (1x10), Raving (2x08), Frayed (3x05), Alpha Pact (3x11), Time of Death (4x08), and Status Asthmaticus (5x10). As a high school senior, he had no moral obligation to get out there and try to stop the Beast, Theo, and the Dread Doctors once again. He had taken no oaths, he wasn't getting paid, and he certainly wasn't being supported. It's just amazing to me that the anti-Scott people can look at his behavior and find nothing laudable at all, when at any time, Scott could have said "I'm done," picked up the phone, called his dad and moved away to finish high school. He could have made the Beast and Theo and the Doctors someone else's problem, like Chris Argent or Sheriff Noah "Useless Nepotist" Stilinksi. Instead of saving that girl, he could have gone out the window himself and went home; he could have simply left.

You know, like Derek Hale did.

You see what I did there? That sentence is true: Derek Hale did leave. But that sentence also strips the event of all context and nuance. Reducing Derek's departure at the end of season four to simply leaving ignores everything that's gone before and his entire character development. It also unfairly maligns the character when real life intruded, as Tyler Hoechlin wanted to leave. It was a way for the writers to integrate what had to happen, using Hoechlin's departure and Derek's departure to highlight Scott's full embrace of his status as alpha.  It was a decision by the production to heighten the action, you know, like having Scott catch his breath in the library to discover students hiding there raises the stakes for his confrontation with the Beast.

If you had brought up this argument to me in 2016 when I first joined the fandom, I would have scoffed at you, because I wouldn't believe that someone could watch that scene and come to that conclusion. But I've endured this insidious campaign by extremists for five years, and I've watched it influence how the fandom views the show, and it's just as risible and racist as it was when I first noticed it. They have no limits. I'm waiting for them to claim that Scott allowed one of those six times I mentioned above to happen in order to get attention. It's bound to happen.

[brydeswhale]

The thing about sterek is that even tho, as I said, the show ITSELF didn’t lean on the ship, enough ppl inside and outside of fandom did use it for attention that the perception of teen wolf often was sterek.

From the idea of sterek as an actual ship on the show(more than one person in my circle expressed surprise when they started watching at how LITTLE Stiles and Derek actually interacted) to the idea that sterek would be canon if only Davis and co would stop being so cowardly.

(Denial runs deep in these ppl bc even in the godless tens and on cable, no one was going to actually make a pairing between an obnoxious teen and the man who, I will repeat this, assaulted him on more than one occasion, canon. It was never going to happen.)

It took Tyler Hoechlin leaving the show IIRC for the sterek fervour to die down.

And even then, the sterek contingency just shoved the supposed chemistry onto other white characters in Stiles’ vicinity, eg Peter(yikes), the villain of the month, or Lydia(I mean, at least they’re the same age, even if Stiles repeatedly fuckzoned her.).

Which honestly just proved what a lot of non/anti-sterek ppl had already been saying, which was that it wasn’t really about sterek. In fact it wasn’t even about Derek.

(Which had already BEEN evidenced by how sterek and stiles fans had taken Derek’s character development(he became less of an asshole) and canon love interests. They were particularly vitriolic towards Braeden, his second love interest, who happened to also be Black. Predictably.)

It was about what Stiles represented. The white lead they never got.

You might hear that TW was an ensemble show, or that it had an “unreliable narrator”(this was from one of the most racist anti-Scott ppl in fandom), but the reality was that the titular Teen Wolf of the show, Scott McCall, was the lead.

And the majority of the Stiles’ fandom couldn’t and can’t STAND this.

They absolutely writhed in agonies of racism over it, and spread their misery everywhere they could.

From harassment over anon, to fic after fic bashing Scott, to poorly researched, bad faith meta, gifs, and fan art, a highly vocal section of fandom(still active to this day) set out to do battle against the very show it claimed to be a fan of.

And this harassment didn’t stop at other fans. The actors were also targeted, to the point where Crystal Reed cited her treatment by fans as part of her incentive to exit the show.

Tyler Posey, who played Scott, was done much worse, as continues to this day. This has included ppl accusing him, a queer dude, of queer baiting, and someone who basically urged him to commit suicide when he opened up about his mental health issues post his mom’s death.

Of course, you’ll see many sterek/stiles’ fans talking about how these egregious occurrences are the work of a few “bad apples”, and “real” fans don’t do that.

Which would be easier to believe if they actually spoke out against these actions, against the racist tropes so often used in their fic and art, if they pointed out how the supposed “meta” produced by their number contains both bad takes and outright falsehoods, but, well.

They don’t.

In fact, they usually go out of their way to DENY that these ppl even exist. They say that Scott and Tyler Posey fans are the ones committing the harassment, that the call is coming from inside the house, and then they actually straight up lie about the rest of fandom.

So honestly, if any of them did speak up, we all know that the rest of them would turn on that person like the pack of starving hamsters they are.

Basically, sterek and stiles fans were not fans of the show. They were Ppl who put their fetishistic adoration of white male centred slash above the actual media they were supposedly consuming. I’m not saying that Teen Wolf was perfect. It sure as hell wasn’t. I’ve commented before on the bigoted tropes the show used and the cultural appropriation that basically made NO SENSE.

But at its heart, as explored thru Scott, it was a show about essentially rejecting the toxic masculinity pervasive in the urban fantasy/horror genre it took its inspiration from. Scott grows over the course of the show from a frightened teenager to a courageous leader, from someone willing to kill if that’s what it takes, to someone who kills as a last resort only, who relies on intelligence and diplomacy to get the job done.

He becomes someone who rejects the violence in the world he’s brutally forced to enter in favour of kindness and hope, even when things seem at their worst. A strong Latino(and yes, despite sterek denials, Scott is Latino) lead embodying the best his world had to offer, a new way forward that even the old guard and his worst enemies admired.

But when there are two white guys who exist within the same square mile on a tv show, who cares about that, amiright?

Bonus

https://twitter.com/cetotherium/status/1418570345007755267?s=21

And that was a big draw for a lot of ppl. When most urban fantasy was about EMBRACING toxic masculinity, Teen Wolf asked the Uber macho, might makes right, violently abusive Hunter/supernatural communities, “What the heck, man, are you alright?”

And Sterek fans HATED that, 😂. Their idea of a good urban fantasy horror show is one where the vicious but oh so cute white protagonist is over powered by the commanding, controlling, abusive alpha werewolf.

It would not surprise me at all if most of them were Anita Blake fans. Between the racism and the outright rejection of the core message of the show, they seem to have been saturated in LKH’s weird, bigoted nonsense.

[conradscrime]

What Happened to Jean Spangler?

July 18, 2021

There’s nothing like an old Hollywood mystery. But when it comes to the disappearance of Jean Spangler there seems to be lots of different theories, with not one more likely than the other. Did she leave on her own accord? Or was she taken? Was she murdered in a botched abortion? Is it possible she could be connected to the 1947 murder of the Black Dahlia? 

Jean Elizabeth Spangler was born on September 2, 1923 and was an actress who appeared in several different Hollywood films in the late 1940′s. Jean was born in Seattle, Washington and attended high school in Los Angeles, graduating in 1941 and beginning a career in acting in 1948. 

Jean was also a dancer, having danced with the Earl Carroll Theatre and Florentine Gardens as a teenager. She had several uncredited roles in films such as Walter Lang’s ‘When My Baby Smiles At Me’, the comedy ‘Chicken Every Sunday’, as well as the musical drama titled ‘Young Man With a Horn.’ 

In the year 1942 Jean married a manufacturer named Dexter Benner (born in 1920) and the two had one daughter, named Christine, who was born on April 22, 1944. Though the marriage did not last for long and the two divorced in 1946. The divorce led to a nasty battle of custody over Christine, which Jean ultimately won in 1948. 

At the time that Jean had vanished she was living with her mother, Florence, Christine who was 5, her brother Edward, and her sister in law Sophie. 

On Friday, October 7, 1949, Jean left her Los Angeles home around 5 pm, leaving Christine with Sophie. She told them she was meeting Dexter to discuss a late child support payment and after that she was going to a shoot for a film. Two hours after she left, Jean called Sophie and told her she was going to have to work the full 8 hours and probably would not be back that evening. Jean also spoke to her daughter. Jean’s mother, Florence, was not in town on this night, she had gone to visit family in Louisville, Kentucky. 

When Sophie realized that Jean had not come home on October 8, she filed a missing persons report with the police. Jean had told Sophie that she was working all night, but when police checked into this they found that she had not worked the previous night and there was no records indicating that she had. 

A lead came in from a woman working at a Farmer’s Market who said she had seen Jean browsing around the store at 6pm and noted that she looked like she was waiting for someone. This is the last known sighting of Jean. 

Dexter Benner, Jean’s ex-husband who she was supposedly meeting that night before going to work said that he had not met with Jean and if fact he had no seen her for several weeks. Dexter’s wife of only one month, Lynn Lasky Benner backed up his story claiming he had not met with Jean. 

On October 9, 1949, 2 days after Jean’s disappearance, her purse was found near the Fern Dell entrance of Griffith Park about 5 and a half miles from her home. Both straps on the purse were torn loose as if someone had ripped it from her arm. Police searched the entire park but found no other clues.

There was no money found in the purse though robbery was ruled out as a motive when Sophie claimed that Jean was carrying no money in her purse the night she went missing. Perhaps the most suspicious piece of evidence found was a note in the purse that was addressed to a man named Kirk. The note read, 

“Kirk: Can’t wait any longer, Going to see Dr. Scott. It will work best this way while mother is away,” 

The note ended in a comma. 

Despite looking there was no Kirk or Dr. Scott that ever came forward in connection to the case, or that the police could locate. No one in Jean’s family or her friends knew who either of those people were. When Florence returned home, she told police that a man named Kirk had come to pick up Jean twice, but he had stayed in his car and never went inside their house. 

Police questioned every Dr. Scott in the Los Angeles area but none of them had a patient that went by the last name Spangler or Benner. Jean at one point had been involved with an abusive man she called “Scotty” but her lawyer said she had not seen him since 1945. 

Around the time she disappeared Jean had just completed a small bit in a film called ‘Young Man With a Horn’ starring a man named Kirk Douglas. Police believed that this was the Kirk that had been mentioned in the note, however when they questioned him he denied knowing Jean. Later on he did admit that he talked and “kidded” with her a bit but had never spent any time with her outside of film production. 

Some of Jean’s friends claimed that she was 3 months pregnant at the time and talked about having an abortion, which at this time was illegal. Some people came forward claiming there was a former medical student known as “Doc” who performed abortions for money but the police could never locate him or prove he ever existed. 

Jean had apparently told her friend, Robert Cummings that she was having a casual affair but did not give a name of the person it was with. Robert claimed he asked Jean if the affair was serious to which she replied, “No. But I’m having the time of my life.” 

Some newspapers believed that Jean had been one of several female victims in a series of killings in the Los. Angeles area at the time, believed to be connected to the Black Dahlia murder in 1947. Others believed her disappearance was related to some LA gangsters that she had associated with from working as a dancer at the Florentine Gardens nightclub. 

Jean had been seen allegedly with a man called Davy Ogul, an associate of Mickey Cohen, who was a mobster. Davy Ogul disappeared on October 9, 1949, only two days after Jean. This led police to believe that maybe the two had fled, considering Ogul was under indictment for conspiracy, though in April 1950 Jean’s sister Betsy stated that neither she or her sister had any association with Ogul or Cohen. 

In 1950 a customs agent in Texas believed they saw Ogul with a woman who looked like Jean in a local hotel. The hotel clerk identified Jean from a photograph but neither of their names appeared on the hotel register. 

After Jean’s disappearance, on October 27, 1949 Dexter was awarded custody temporarily of their daughter Christine. In 1950, Dexter and Florence fought in a custody battle and Dexter denied Florence any visitation with Christine. Dexter deified a court order that permitted Florence to visit Christine and was ordered to serve 15 days in jail. Dexter fled to Florida with Christine. 

There have been possible sightings of Jean Spangler over the years in northern and southern California, Phoenix, Arizona and Mexico City over the next two years  after she vanished though none of them could ever be confirmed. Jean Spangler is still listed as a missing person and the LAPD has not closed the case. 

If Jean was alive today she would be 97 years old. She has been missing for 71 years. Though after all this time it is unlikely that she will ever be found, most wonder if Jean left willingly on her own accord or was kidnapped and murdered. The disappearance of Jean Spangler remains unsolved.

[all-my-friends-were-glorious]

OC MUSES - CANON-BASED MUST LIST

Cadillac “Cadi” McLaren - Pansexual Panromantic Monogamous Cis Female - Raisins Girl With Ponytail - 26 - FC: Billie Lourd

Cadillac goes by Cadi, which she is very insistent is pronounced ‘Kay-Dee’, like Katie. If someone calls her ‘Cah-Dee’, they tend to walk away with a bloody nose. She is very good at pretending to be a sweetheart, a little bit gullible, but the fact of the matter is that she’s actually very cold. When she loves someone, she loves them very hard, and she has had a crush on Ferrari for a long time. Due to this, she tries to sabotage other relationships that Ferrari has, out of jealousy. When she was fifteen, she was diagnosed with Asocial Personality Disorder, after her anxious mother found her actively causing harm to the children she was babysitting. She went on to work at the Hippo after high school, though she does some modeling on the side. It’s her current goal to get in as a full-time model somewhere.

Delilah Owens - Bisexual Homoromantic Monogamous Cis Female - 20 - FC: Parker Posey - DECEASED

Delilah is staunchly fond of Ravencrowe, and enjoys listening to him when he talks. However, she won’t outright say what she’s sure he’s thinking about Mike, because she knows better than to run her mouth. She sometimes is seen hanging out with Fisher, but they typically deny it. As of a few days after Leslie, Vernon, Draven, and Arlo’s arrival, Delilah was brutally murdered by Leslie. Fisher responded to her distress call, but was too late, and barely made it out with his life.

Dylan Parks - Homosexual Homoromantic Polygamous Genderflux Male - Younger Half-Brother To Benji, Younger Brother To Lance - Teal-Haired Emo Kid - 21 - FC: Cazion Fhey

Dylan has always been a very friendly, if not overly friendly, kid, and it translated into his adult life. He may as well have a different hair color every day, because he dyes his hair so often. Even he doesn’t know what his natural color was. A self-proclaimed slut, he happily accepted the label when he found it easier to communicate with his body than his words.

Eliza Cartman - Pansexual Panromantic Polygamous Cis Female - 27 - Daughter of Liane and Jack - Younger Half-Sister to Scott - Older Sister to Eric - FC: Madelaine Petsch

Eliza is very favorable to her father, only finding out that Jack was her father later on. In honor of him, she dyes her hair red and prefers to be regarded as his daughter. She doesn’t have a good relationship with Eric, as he treats her like some kind of freak for wanting to be a ginger. They have never really gotten along, if only because she got to stay with their father when she was 8-10. When the Tenormans were killed by Eric, she went to the state and remained in foster care until she aged out at 18. Living on her own was rough, but she managed to get it. When Eric moved out of Liane’s house, she contacted her with an offer for a room, and she ended up caving. Now, she lives with her mother, half-brother, and niece in Liane’s house. Much like her parents, she’ll spread her legs for almost anyone. She isn’t picky, and has wrecked at least one marriage she is aware of.

Fisher “Fish/Fishguts/Fishnets” Osbourne-Giffard - Pansexual Panromantic Polygamous Transmale - 22 - FC: Ryan Davies Hall

Fisher never really wanted to fit in anywhere, and makes it a habit to just be himself. He’s violent, crude, and unafraid to get his hands dirty. If the Society needs someone taken care of, he’s the guy chomping at the bit to do it. He hangs out with AJ a lot, trying to encourage her more violent side. He and Dylan hang out and consider each other friends. Firkle doesn’t hate him, surprisingly.

Harker Brown - Pansexual Panromantic Polygamous Cis Male - Beanie-Wearing Emo Kid - 23 - FC: Zeitkrieg

Harker has never been a smart man. He’s strong, and willing to listen to someone he thinks knows better, but he doesn’t have a lot going on in his head. It’s rare that he wears a shirt, even in the cold, and will opt for aesthetic scarves and things instead of actual clothes. Working out is something he does in his spare time, when he’s not following around one of his friends or working on his bass guitar. If you touch his nearly pristine 1995 Acura Integra Type R, you will be sorry.

Infiniti Lyons - Bisexual Biromantic Monogamous Cis Female - Redheaded Raisins Girl - 24 - FC: Emma Stone

Infiniti actually had something of a head on her shoulders, and eventually found her way out of only being known as a Raisins Girl. Still, she liked the infamy and the easy cash, so she kept up the look and act as much as possible. This didn’t mean her college application was rejected, however, due to her grades and her extracurriculars.

Jacen “Jace” Hart - Homosexual Homoromantic Polygamous Transmasc Nonbinary Person - New Kid/Douchebag; Villain - 24 - FC: Devon Bostick

Due to a string of bad decisions on his part, Jace got his cousin (and one of his best friends), Michael, killed during a liquor store robbery. Unbeknownst to him at the time, Jace tried to use the largest of his time-fart powers at the same time as two other New Kids, Travis and Robbie. The force of all three bending time at once caused a cataclysmic event that threw all three of them into another universe’s version of South Park. Not sure if he actually saved Michael or not, Jace has reverted back to being almost entirely silent. He is petrified of Jonah, and is actively avoiding him.

Jonah Lawson - Bisexual Biromantic Polygamous Cis Male - New Kid/Douchebag (Phone Destroyer); Hero - 25 - FC: Parker Bossley

Jonah had always had something of a temper, and while he didn’t speak for a long time, people usually figured out what he wanted. If they didn’t, he would let some of them dictate it to him. He went on to become a hero in town, a vigilante that handled things better than anyone in the SPPD. He solved crimes and lost pet issues all the same, and prided himself on his work. However, he never liked Jace from the moment they met, and things didn’t change the older they got. To him, Jace is and has always been weak, even when he had the ability to be better. From time to time, he likes to just mess with him, because he thinks it’s funny to watch him scramble. With Jace suddenly going missing, Jonah found a way to follow him to wherever he went, even if that hadn’t been his intention. He plans on dragging him back to their proper timeline and dealing with him on their own soil.

Kelly Joo - Bisexual Biromantic (HEAVY Female Lean) Polygamous Cis Female - Asian Girl No. 3 - 26 - FC: Christina Masterson

Having moved away to Akihabara, Japan with her friends to work collectively as a mangaka, Kelly and company were doing rather well selling their BL collections under the collective writer’s group CREEK. Her and the girls moved back to South Park after a large creative rut, hoping that they could return to the source of their inspiration and come out on top. In order to work around her glasses, Kelly started wearing contacts in late high school, and has not gone back. However, she does have a pair of glasses in case she needs them/runs into an emergency. She does wish to try and befriend Craig and Tweek, even if she does feel a little odd about how her and her friends got them together in grade school. Her first order of business is to apologize.

Lisa Akimoto - Pansexual Panromantic Polygamous Cis Female - Asian Girl No. 1 - 25 - FC: Celina Martin

Having moved away to Akihabara, Japan with her friends to work collectively as a mangaka, Lisa and company were doing rather well selling their BL collections under the collective writer’s group CREEK. However, they seemed to have lost some steam for their work and moved back to South Park to try and find their original source of inspiration. Her main job for their group is writing, and she needs fresh material.