#schnookums

[abstractarson]

[yandereshingeki]

HEHEHE GIGGLING AND KICKING MY FEET… look who arrived

[mcrizzystardust]

me and @fairylittlebitch

my partner doesn’t use pet names nearly as much as i do, which is very funny because i will crack my gay little knuckles and say some shit like “good morning my sun and moon, my loveliest boy, my baby my sweetheart my darling dearest” and he will reply “hello adrian”

[saesins]

feeling like this rn

me too bro

[rogue-storm]

The only good Zelink headcanon I've ever come up with is Link doesn't use petnames/affectionate nicknames and instead just calls her Zelda bc previously the only thing he could call her is "Princess" or "Her Royal Highness" since forever BUT Zelda calls him only The Most Embarrassing nicknames bc a) she loves to fluster her boy and b) she's always been able to say his name

[pisscentral]

i wanted to practice my portraits and shading, but somehow it always comes back to this fucking guy

[halloweeninabottle]

my little freak <3

[zaerxa]

Happy birthday my beautiful princess with a disorder 🎊

[robosdiary]

listened to no 1 party anthem drawing him,,, the look of love ,,, howls

He’s looking at me sorry yall

[bittersweet-alyssum]

[pixiesnooze]

winning all the silliest cutie patootie awards !!!!!!!

[willyonilly]

some watchdog art i never posted... i miss him and i need to start drawing my tf2 ocs more

[jam-packed]

i am so enamored by him i wish gay ppl were real 😕

[zukkaoru]

fyozai + pet names is like.. dazai calls fyodor the most obnoxious cringe things known to man, and he stacks seven pet names on top of each other just to make it worse. meanwhile fyodor uses sophisticated, genuinely sweet things like dear or darling or russian terms of endearment. but 80% of the time what he really means is "i am on hour twelve of my fantasy where i poison you and then proceed to watch you writhe in agony and refuse to put you out of your misery and then eventually force the antidote in you just so you won't get the satisfaction of dying even after all that pain"

[karinasbaby]

HAHAHA SOSNDJNES MY OFFICIAL NAME?? i’ll take it. yours is definitely my pookie wookiee cutie patootie <3 because you’re my lil baby angel

our relationship IS so perfect. just as you are. i also love love suddenly. wonder why that is. AND YES PLS SPAM TF OUTTA ME I WANT MY PHONE TO VIBRATE OFF THE TABLE

NOOO WDYM ITS GONNA BE CRAZY? don’t say that. please. (STOP UR PREMATURE TOO?? we were fated, like)

my last exam is on monday! but i have a presentation on tuesday and a assignment due on tuesday BUT! monday

(it’s so funny because i planned to do the assignment in the bus yesterday but i ended up writing the brat tamer drabbles which is my own fault but)

oh it’s is absolutely your official name my honey bun sugar pie schnookums teddy bear chocolate cookie swirl pudding biscuit. and “my lil baby angel” my soul ascended to the 7th heaven and came back btw but we ball.

STOP FLRITING WITH MEEEELENDLSH “just as u are” GET OUT. ENOUGH. out here making me kick my feet in the air and hide my face under the blanket who do u think u are 😒😒😒😒😒 (don’t answer that.) but anywho i shall be spamming the living hell out of u after this just let me get on ig and bro 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼

(WE REALLY ARE FATED IN THIS SHIT BRO LIKE YOURE PREMATURE IM PREMATURE YOURE A HEE STAN IM A HEE STAN WHATS NEXT⁉️⁉️⁉️) fate but not sponsored by enha 😁☝️ but AYYEEEEE LAST EXAM ON MONDAY LETS GOOOO 🤾🤾(tuesday doesn’t exist for me) (WHY DIDNT U WORK ON UR ASSIGNMENT >:( also u posting that is like so ridiculous to me lmfao bcs u have NO clue how terrified i am of ur account rn. i’m avoiding that brat tamer work so bad rn bcs i know im gonna die. im so gonna die. for sure gonna die.)

[technocite]

So happy I got to see my beautiful wife Arthur. Unfortunate that he took a single drag of a blunt and fell over coughing and choking and I had to press “X” to splash water on his face