#post something schnookums

[riverdrowning]

the dominic drought better come to an end soon.

[theonlyhonoredone]

Yuji BF Headcanons

Pairing: Yuji Itadori x Reader

Warnings: none

Summary: my idea of how Yuji is as a partner

Masterlist

bf!Yuji is crushing hard, he’s down so bad it’s actually pathetic. He fumbles his words in front of you, stutters when he tries to compliment you, and is the first to like any and everything you post. He thinks you’re the funniest person alive and sticks to you like velcro. He’s always asking if you want to hang out or train or anything else he can do to get you in the same room as him. He waits for the absolute perfect opportunity to ask you out, either taking you to some big festival or saving up for months to take you to some fancy restaurant.

bf!Yuji who fakes being totally confident when he asks and then freaks out when you say yes. He’s gasping and asking if you really mean it and then hugging you so tight you almost pass out. Things fall into place quickly after that, you two are a natural fit.

bf!Yuji always keeps you on your toes. He likes for dates to be really special and exciting so he always wants to do something grand. He won't admit it to you, but he knows he's going to die young. He's living on an extended death sentence which means he won't get the long happy life he truly wants with you. He hopes to create as many special and lasting memories with you as he can, hoping that he'll be able to relive them on his death bed and you'll be able to find comfort in them when he's gone.

bf!Yuji does not consider nights in or casual hang outs as dates because they aren't special enough. That doesn't mean he loves those moments any less though, in fact nights in with you are one of his favorite things on earth. The man is glued to you 24/7 so of course he’s excited for any chance to cuddle. He needs every part of his body to touch every part of yours, he’ll smother you any chance he gets. If you have to get up to pee or anything really he’s whining and asking you to stay. He gives you the sad puppy eyes whenever you escape from his arms and pouts until you return to him.

bf!Yuji uses his crazy athletic ability to show off to you any chance he can get. He’s always telling you to watch him do something he's sure you'll find impressive. He'll offer to carry you everywhere you go. He gets butterflies every time you call him strong or tell him how cool he is. If you go to an arcade he will drag you over to every game that involves any amount of athletic ability and make you watch him set a new high score. You always love it, except for the time he broke a machine and got you kicked out.

bf!Yuji is constantly coming up with new pet names for you. They are sometimes sweet but more often over the top and totally ridiculous. He’s constantly changing your name in his phone too, and he spends hours editing pictures of you to make your profile picture. He likes adding all sorts of little stickers and drawing little hearts around your face.

bf!Yuji also loves to post these and add a long caption calling you his little schmoopy schnookums pie while he declares his undying love for you. His over the top gestures are how he shows you that you’re always on his mind. He doesn’t care if anyone else thinks it’s embarrassing or cringy, he just cares that you know how much he loves you. He loves you so much that he sometimes feels like he might explode if he doesn’t express it. 

bf!Yuji is clingy to the point of annoyance. You do have to remind him that you need space and time alone and while he might not understand (he wants to spend every moment with you), he respects your needs and wants. He wants you to be happy all the time and if that means leaving you alone for a few hours then he will.

bf!Yuji tries his best to let the two of you have quiet moments together too. Even though he is a yapper at heart, he manages to sit for hours without saying a word, sometimes. As time goes on he starts to treasure these moments and find a lot of comfort in just sitting beside you, not talking about anything. It’s enough just knowing you're right there with him.

bf!Yuji is not the kind of person to get insecure. He's more nervous in the begging of your relationship, but once you tell him you love him the first time that flies out the window. You love him and he loves you and to him that’s enough to know things will always work out.

bf!Yuji gets incredibly anxious anytime he has to buy you a gift. Birthdays and holidays are a nightmare for him. He never knows what to get you and will spend hours pacing around countless stores to find the perfect gift. He tries to remind himself that it’s the thought that counts and that you’re always happy with what he gets you, but it never settles his nerves. He’ll second guess himself until the moment he hands the gift over. Watching your lips curl up into a big smile as you open it up is what finally makes him relax.

bf!Yuji is never possessive and almost never jealous. The only thing that really makes him jealous is when you go to the movies without him. It doesn’t matter who you’re going with either, he's jealous. He loves the movies and he loves you so of course he loves going to the movies with you. He’ll never admit he's jealous, but he’ll definitely pout and tell you how much how much he wanted to see the film. Of course you can see right through him and will always offer to go see it again with him. That always brings him back to his usual chipper self. 

bf!Yuji turns into the biggest baby when he gets sick. The common cold is a death sentence as far as he is concerned. The only possible cure is you feeding him soup and rubbing his back. He will beg for snuggles and kisses but dramatically tell you not to come near him so you can’t catch whatever deadly virus he has when you actually try. As soon as he’s better though he’s expecting you to help him make up for lost time by letting him smother you to his heart's content. 

bf!Yuji will do literally anything for you. He’d figure out how to rearrange the planets if that was what you wanted, and he'd do it with a smile. If you need help with anything at all he wants to be your first call. You want to redecorate your room? Call Yuji. You want a late night snack? Call Yuji. You want to rob a bank? Call Yuji. He's the definition of ride or die and he never lets you forget how treasured you are.

[vintagesuga]

☆Nicknames Skz call you

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tags: Ot8 x gn!reader. Fluffy, Pet names, established relationships, cute short little thing

summary: These are nicknames/pet names I think the members would call you. Enjoy!

a.n: This is the first work that I am posting on Tumblr so idk what I'm truly doing here. This is also cross-posted on Ao3 under the same username.

Chan:

I feel like he isn’t too big on using pet names, so he just calls you by your name

However, if he is feeling particularly lovesick, he calls you Sweetheart or Beautiful.

If he wants to tease, he calls you cheesy gross names like Pookie Bear or Apple of my eye

When you're going all ‘Mom mode’ (as the members like to call it) he calls you Boss Lady

You’re saved as ‘Love Bug’ in his phone

Minho:

Calls you Honey, Dear, or My love (and this is why the members think you’re married)

If he wants to tease you, he calls you Sweet Stuff or Honey Bunches

Said something very serious to you and ended it with ‘Suger pie honey bun’ and started cackling like a witch

Sometimes he is an absolute menace if you call him by a cute nickname, will not answer you

People get confused when they see ‘Mother to my children’ in his contacts

Changbin:

Very buff man of him to call you like Doll or Toots.

When he is serious, he loves to call you Sunshine, Buttercup, or Pumpkin, tho

Called you Dumpling once, and you absolutely melted, Hearts for eyes frfr.

Has and will call you Wifey when you go out, finds it hilarious

He has you saved as ‘Queen💅’

Hyunjin:

He calls you short stuff

Unlike Chan, he is being 100% serious when he calls you the Apple of my eye

For real, tho he probably calls you something like Love or Darling, something really romantic.

Jokingly suggested he call you My Treasure or Aphrodite, not expecting you to actually like those names

Saved as ‘My muse’ with a gross amount of emojis

Jisung:

He calls everyone Baby, and that includes you, too.

Probably shortens it to Babe and just interchanges them.

Schnookums or Pookie if he wants to be a little shit.

If he wants something from you, he tries calling you the Love of his life. You see right through him, tho so his trick never works.

Jokingly saved you as ‘Nutter Butter’ in his contacts and found it hilarious, so he just hasn’t changed it.

Felix:

Mans calls you a whole bakery. Cupcake, Pudding, Cutie Patootie, Sugar Pie. The whole 9 yards.

If it is sweet, in his eyes, you are that sweet

I feel like he just switches his pet names for you like every other day, so it is never the same one twice.

He once called you Bubs for about 3 weeks, tho; you absolutely loved it. Favorite nickname.

Has you saved as ‘Muffin🥰’

Seungmin:

Calls you like Cold French Fries or Roach, you know mean things. Catch him dead before he calls you cute nicknames.

Definitely, one to call you Trouble. Especially when you call him by cute nicknames

You know he is being difficult, but names like Chicken Nugget??? Those aren't endearing

When it's just the two of you, he calls you stuff like Hon or Darling

You’re saved as ‘My only one😒’ in his phone.

Jeongin:

I feel like he is also not one for pet names

Calls you Baby, but it's like rarely

If he really wants you to understand how much he loves you tho he calls you Angel or Precious

Called you something like Bestie once, and you didn’t speak to him for hours

Has you saved as ‘Number one cuddler🫶’

©️vintagesuga Do not repost.

[the-s1lly-corner]

Petnames (Creepypasta edition)(remake)

lmao if youve been around since the beginning youll remember that this was one of my first posts- in fact i think you can find it linked in the first creepypasta masterlist in my pinned! been wanting to "return to form" so to speak and write general group hcs- this post may contain different hcs compared to the og, but it def will have more characters! i think i might remake a bunch of older posts since i like comparing how my hcs and writing has changed over time!! characters: slenderman, splendorman, eyeless jack, laughing jack, masky, hoodie, ticci toby, nina the killer, jane the killer, jeff the killer, puppeteer, bloody painter notes: reader is gn, any gendered petnames will be given an alt if applicable (ex. princess/prince), very short post, only really contains what they call you and what you call them in return, no real meat to it tbh, like a snack post, all characters are referred to as "them" not because of any pronoun hc i just copy/pasted it over and over and didnt feel like editing it cws: none

SLENDERMAN

They like calling you: Love, Darling, and Dear, and sometimes he simply says your name

You call them: He doesn't have much of a preference, but I can see Hon being a default... something about calling an old forest monster Hon feels amusing... Handsome also feels right

SPLENDORMAN

They like calling you: Honey, Dear, Schnookums, Sweetie, really he's open to calling you almost anything! He has a love for the more ridiculous names!

You call them: He doesn't have much of a preference either but if you call him Sweetiepie hes going to be head over heels... another one that just feels right...

MASKY

They like calling you: He doesnt talk all that much, but he does sometimes leave you notes and very rarely signs... on the occasion he leaves a note for you or speaks, he simply says your name! That's really it!

You call them: Prefers you to not refer to him with any name, though some petnames are on thin ice... Babe is the only one he seems to be receptive to

HOODIE

They like calling you: Looooves leaving you notes and makes a namesign for you, doesnt speak at all btw... can see him calling you by your name, Babe, Baby.. as an aside I can see Brian being a Babe/Baby dude so imagine that carries over

You call them: Sweet potato, Bud, Pumplin, Honey/Honey Bun

TICCI TOBY

They like calling you: He feels a little off calling you something that isnt some variation of your name, it could be because its different so hes not used to the mouth feel... tends to call you by a shortened version of your name

You call them: similarly hes not used to being called anything other than his name, at least not when it comes to positive things.. but he does seem to like cutie patootie as a joke

JEFF THE KILLER

They like calling you: Babe, Baby, jokingly Dumbass, Lovely.. though Babe is his default!

You call them: Hon, his name, and if youre feeling a little funny you can try to call him a dumb lovey dovey name- but just know hes going to give you the stink eye

JANE THE KILLER

They like calling you: You name for the most part, but I can see her calling you Hon!

You call them: Prefers her name but is not opposed to you calling her sweetheart!

NINA THE KILLER

They like calling you: will call you every name under the sun and may make her own to keep things fresh! its always a wild card!

You call them: doesnt care what you call her, shes going to wear it like a badge of honor and shes going to obsess over whatever nickname you give her

LAUGHING JACK

They like calling you: it comes as a shock to no one when i say that he calls you any variation of the sweet names... sweetheart, sweetpea, sweet thing, and so on... sometimes calls you sugar or toots if you let him

You call them: looooves when you call him lovey/lovely or any pie based name- honey pie for example

EYELESS JACK

They like calling you: tends to also call you by your name... hes not too big on affection, though rest assured he does love you. bro has little to no dating experience, he has ZERO game/lh

You call them: is a little picky with names, allows you to call him by his name.. the sillest he lets you go is calling him love bug

PUPPETEER

They like calling you: dear, dearest, lovely, and darling are his usual go tos!

You call them: you sometimes call him casanova as a joke but its slowly turned into one of your go to names, likes being called prince as well every now and then

BLOODY PAINTER

They like calling you: defaults to your name but will sometimes call you beautiful/handsome, othertimes he might call you sunshine

You call them: pretty boy, dear are the ones hes most receptive to. he may not bother responding if you dare call him pookie .. he prefers his name above all else, though

[schrodinger-swriter]

Heyoo!! I was wondering if I could request A, D, F, K, L, P, Q, T and X for Angel Dust x reader for the Hazbin fluff alphabet? Thank you!!!💕

A, D, F, K, L, P, Q, T, and X for Angel Dust

I hope this one is okay, I feel Angel may be another character I'll have difficulty catching right, but nonetheless I hope you enjoy, Anon!

Apologies for such a short note, I'm getting another headache coming on.. I think I will write out this post and rest.

For the Tunes segment I would like to apologize for having a trash taste in music, I naturally gravitate to songs I already know with these kinds of questions..

ATTRACTION:

This one is very tricky, given that Angel throws himself at any guy he sees. Though, that's because he feels it's what is expected of him, is it not? At least gathering from his wiki as well as his actions within the series... Pinpointing his type is a little difficult and what he knows he's attracted to. But what about subconscious attraction? He needs someone who's willing to deal with his sarcasm and meanness, but won't totally blow him off. But he also needs someone he can just unwind with, you know? Very hard to say, and comparing how he acts with the rest of the cast is offering little idea.. Definitely going to need to be patient with this one, too, but that's not exactly an attraction thing.. hmm..

DATES:

A club may be his first go to, especially if this before he starts taking the redemption thing seriously. Though, that's not exactly the best date idea now is it? You go there to get drunk or take enough substances to not think straight for the next week; or to fuck. Sure, you can bond with someone over a shot, but is it really.. genuine? Add in he might be stressing over you like he did with Niffty if this is within the second half of the show's current timeline, and you get drunk before he can.. No, my mind keeps wandering to the two of you simply having an at home date. Together, at your place or yours. If it takes place at the hotel he takes you to his room. Less of a date as it is a hangout session, and he might try to initiate sex.. More experienced with intercourse than the romance side of things, so that's going to take time too.

FAMILY:

Sinners can't have biological children of his own, but Angel Dust is fine by that. Perhaps he feels responsible for a moment and admits (likely internally) that he can hardly keep an eye on himself, how can he keep an eye on a child? There's also some level of fear that the kid would follow in his foot steps and end up in a nasty situation, Angel knows he's not exactly the best.. role model. He's more likely to ascend than be a father.

KISSES:

Oh he loves physical affection. Sure, a lot of it is going to be sexually charged. Diving into the romance vs sex side of things, it may take him a while to fully get a grasp on the difference between lustful feelings and romantic ones and how to act them out. Not all kisses and cuddle sessions need to end in intercourse. He loves giving you quick kisses, long kisses, kisses with tongue, kisses without tongue. He's not picky at all. His favorite place to kiss you is really anywhere on your face... but if you give him the chance he'll say his favorite place is more... down south

As for receiving, I think he stands at around the same.. point.. Yeah, point! Not picky when it comes to him getting affection!

PETNAMES:

He calls you everything under the sun. From schnookums to Honey, you've heard it all. He defaults to Baby and Babe, though. Tends to replace your name with something endearing unless there's something serious going on or he's trying to get your attention. Similar to the above segment he's not picky about what you call him, but he does seem to get this look in his eye if you call him something rather sweet and innocent.

QUESTION:

Oooo this ones tough....

He asks what your favorite position is/j

No, but real talk, I think if you two were alone and you're in his room... perhaps in one of your hangouts... he might let his walls slip a bit, ask you some real.. personal stuff, perhaps seeking some sort of validation or even reassurance. This is more likely after a rough day and after a drink or two.

TUNES:

Perhaps I'm biased because I've been getting back into Maneskin but I can imagine you two absolutely BELTING it to this song! Not exactly a "couple song" per say, but definitely a song that you two vibe with together!

As well as this song, for the same reasons above

Though I'm also picturing the Reader and Angel drunkingly singing Tally Hall's version of Just A Friend (while the pair are giggling and getting way into it, you know just having a good time!)

XRAY:

It depends on how long you two have known each other. Are you guys a quick fling that fell together fast, or were you both a slow burn? If your relationship formed quickly, he may be a little stumped on reading you.. which can sometimes lead to him being a little insensitive to your feelings and vibe. Or awkwardly standing there unsure of how to approach you, likely slinking away to let you handle it on your own. But in something that had left more time for the two of you to get to know one another, he's going to let you vent and complain to him. He can tell somethings off with just the tone of your voice or if your wording is a little off. You two aren't totally in sync, but he's not as clueless as the former.

[wonyrs]

rainbird

enha maknaes x fmr gnr fluff, est. relationship warnings cursing, food wc 711 + library #

‘ school life with the enha maknaes! headcanon style

kim sunoo

somehow u two manage to make the uniforms a tad cuter than anyone else

never getting ur work done in any class fs (but u still pass? its the dawg in u) u two sit in the back of the room and have a whole station just for cute instagram posts

"aww babe u look so pretty today" "really? i should say that to u, love :3" cue the deadpanning from anyone in a mile radius of u

LITERAL GODS OF PHYSICAL TOUCH AND EVERYONE HATES IT. on the way to lunch? holding hands. dodgeball in pe? holding on to each other like ur lives depend on it. the weather a little chilly? "let me warm u up schnookums :>"

half of ur friendgroup think of u two as an ideal couple while the other half is done w ur shit (dw they love u)

when exams are coming up, u two hang out at each others houses to help each other with whatever u guys are struggling with

he has full faith in u passing the exams but still offers to calm u down by singing a song, giving u a massage, ordering ur favourite takeout, or anything that eases ur nerves :(

"don't be scared, y/n. ure the smartest girl i know, so theres absolutely zero chances of u failing this test, believe me!"

yang jungwon

ur boyfriend being a former class president and u being the current class president is either a blessing or karma for something u did in ur past life

"oh my gosh there's so many papers to send off, wonnie can you help me?" "nope, i stopped doing this type of work 3 years ago" before getting up and carrying all the stacks himself

when u mess up during a speech, be prepared for endless teasing while being reassured that u still deserve a spot in the council (thank u for fake tears and ur bf's soft heart)

if u have to stay after school to work on council duties, jungwon stays behind w u and uses the excuse that he needs help on his hw to be by ur side

he still takes the chance to lovingly bully ur ass

"u know, if u just refused the offer of being class prez we could be in my room rn watching the mlb movie" "babe be quiet before i actually lose it and start crying"

however, the longer he's with u, the more concerned he gets when he realizes that u leave school (alone) around 7 pm when the sky is getting dark and all sorts of creeps are walking around

he knows ure capable of protecting urself but his 'spiderman' bf instincts tell him to walk u home everyday no matter how late it is and tune out the fact that he'll get spanked by his mama for returning so late at night

"u forgot something, love. i need 10 kisses minimum for walking u this late, uberjungwon needs his payment!"

nishimura riki

fully believing in the 'hates almost everyone at school but has a soft spot for u' + the rest of enha trope for u two

yes he acts nonchalant to anyone's attempts at flirting w him but the moment u compliment his skills in soccer bro startings twirling his hair and encourages u to say more

"ki u did so good! ure like blue lock fr" "really? i did so good guarding right? and making that goal? and dribbling? right?" yappa yappa yapping /j

during free period, he drags u to the court and has u play a 1v1 with him

uses the excuse of 'fixing ur form' to get as close to u as possible and hes not ashamed of it

"yeah so u just position ur arm right here and-" "ok but can u loosen ur grip on my hips please, focus on the training babe " "shhhh"

OMFG i imagine him asking u out after winning a really important game with enha cheering him on at the back (big bros)

it'll be when u congratulate the team outside of the locker rooms when he just grabs u by the shoulders and professes a whole shakespeare typa love confession

his fangirls drop down sobbing the next day when u two walk in holding hands and he's carrying ur bag for u with the dopiest smile on his face

@ wonyrs 2023

note me when i dissappear for a month after my first post, come back with the trashiest post ever and a new layout LESGOOO anyways i hope u guys enjoy this and REMEMBER my requests are open so feel free to ask anything :>

[thegr33nc0met]

Dating Stu Macher Headcanons ♥︎

Alternative!Reader

CONTENT WARNINGS: NSFW, GN Reader/unspecified anatomy, Switch!Stu (a little heavy on the sub side), Switch!Reader, overstimulation, light bondage, pet names, after care

I’m so sorry this took so long to post and that I forgot to add the cat bit:(( I’ve just been a bit busy with work and stuff but I hope you enjoy!!

SFW

♥︎ Stu loves loves LOVES your style. soft band tees, long flowing clothes and light fabrics? he’s eating you up. om nom nom.

the way they wrap around your body like a silky cocoon is just MAGICAL to him. you’re like a witch covered in fog and spider’s silk bro.

♥︎ if you wear makeup, he is very intrigued by how you do it and will definitely make you put some on him. you know that picture of someone laying on top of another person while they do their eyeliner?? yeah that’s you guys.

he loves when you kiss him and leave a cute little lipstick stamp on his cheek.

same with painting his nails. like if you paint your nails black, he will BEG you to do his as well (i like to imagine he bites his nails, so it’s kinda hard to do with how short they’re bitten down).

♥︎ he’ll discover a band or artist that he thinks is even slightly alternative and he’ll ask if you know them (then make you listen to them if you haven’t). they may not actually be alternative, but he’s trying his best to be supportive<3

LOVES going to concerts with you. the whole vibe of the alternative/goth community is so refreshing to him. he thinks everyone is so chill and nice:)

♥︎ as I’ve stated before, his love languages are gift giving and acts of service. anything you want, he’s gonna get it for you one way or another (whether he buys it or steals it, it’s YOURS). if you guys are hanging out at the local strip mall and you get something, he’ll carry all your shopping bags for you<<33 he’ll buy you things even if you don’t ask for it; you’re constantly getting new clothes and jewelry from him that he thinks you’ll like.

he will hold doors open for you and carry your backpack at school. he’ll even let you hop on his back if you get tired of walking.

Stu definitely calls you cutie. i also think he loves to make up random nicknames on the spot. pookie bear, schnookums, muffin, ducky, sweet potato pie, honey booger.. silly stuff like that, but they’re mostly used in a humorous way. cutie is his favourite pet name for you.

♥︎ loves when you borrow his sweaters, whether they’re big enough to be a dress on you or fit you as a regular sweater, or just a lazy day shirt… it gives him cuteness aggression to the max. he just wants to squeeze you til you pop!!<3

♥︎ MOVIE NIGHTS ALL THE TIME!!! he loves cuddling up against you on the couch, a blanket draped across the two of you as some cheesy slasher film plays on the tv. will go all out with snacks (he’s the type of person to put m&ms in his popcorn so be warned if that’s not your thing).

♥︎ he’s always gotta have an arm slung over your shoulders or hips no matter where you are.

NSFW

♥︎ oh lord… this man.. the first time you guys have sex is a wild ride let me tell you!!

♥︎ STU👏IS👏A👏SWITCH👏!!!

♥︎ he loves going down on you. he wants to give you as many orgasms with his mouth as possible until you can hardly handle it. he wants to give you as much pleasure as he can so you know you’re his. so you know no one else can make you feel as good as he does.

once you’re whimpering and nearly crying from overstimulation, he’ll pull his mouth away from your abused sex and rub his big hands over your trembling legs and coo comforting shushes at you until you settle down before he’s sliding inside. he’ll make you come over and over again until he’s satisfied.

♥︎ but if you wanna be dominant?? USE HIM HOWEVER YOU WANT HE’LL DO ANYTHING FOR YOU AND LET YOU DO ANYTHING TO HIM.

he’s definitely a service bottom when/if you’re dominant. he just wants to make you feel good as possible.

♥︎ if you tease him while he’s bottoming and gets real desperate, he starts giggling like a mad man between broken moans. god he’s just so DESPERATE FOR YOU TO TOUCH HIM.

“hehehehehehha—ungh!~ yes!— heheh..” as a sheen of sweat is covering his hot body and tears are streaming down his cheeks, pooling at his chin, squirming and writhing against the restraints as you teasing drag the pads of your fingers up to his leaking tip. “p-please… just keep touching me like that… you’ll make me feel good? right, cutie? you’ll let me come?” he pants out, biting down on his lip to keep the nervous laughter from bubbling up again, his pretty blue eyes lidded as he stares you down.

♥︎ imagine him throwing his head back and letting out the sluttiest moan when you finally take him inside you after teasing him for so long.

“th-thank you… god, fuck! you feel so fuckin’ good…” he practically growls out, smiling widely in ecstasy as you fuck him. he lets out the most pathetic whimpers and moans when he finally comes inside you, ‘thanks yous’ falling repeatedly from his mouth.

♥︎ he loves giving as much as he loves receiving after care. if it’s not too late at night/if the two of you aren’t too tired, he’ll get a shower running for both of you, and loves to clean you up while pressing gentle kisses to any part of your body he can. he’d love it if you did the same for him. then after the shower, he’ll get you a cup of water before cuddling back up with you in bed and falling asleep<3

comments and reblogs are always appreciated!!🫶

[kayrllylikesblitzwing]

Da dumb won ze poll

So I drew him

OKA SO HERES THE THING I forgot today was Easter till I went out with family n friends so when I got home about like what two hours ago I realized Huh didn’t do any Easter post which I mean is fineeee

But then I RECALLED that in a discord server I’m in its lowkey tradition for me to draw Blitzwing cus I always do it and then I realized SHIT I haven’t even made a SKETCH so I Drew this REALLY FAST I hope u guys like it GRAAAH

Last year I drew hothead in a similar rabbit fit but I probably will NEVER POST THAT EVER because it’s terrible and I hate it I love hothead and SPEAKING OF WHICH how come I can’t rig my own polls HOTHEAD ISLOSING BY 20 MILLION GAZILLION VOTES WAAAAAAAAH WHERE ARE THE HOTHEAD FANS AT pull up PULL UP random is winning by HALF THE VOTE H-A-L-F HALF (I am a hothead fan)

ALSO ALSO ALSO the Blitzwing poll is HILARIOUS every hothead fan sends like paragraphs upon paragraphs on why hothead is the best which I AGREE someone posted something on the poll like Did you know toothgaps were a sign of beauty and I read that and my mind EXPLODED NO WONDER HOTHEAD IS SO ATTRACRIVE I love these paragraph upon paragraph explanations of why hothead is the best because we all know he definitely can’t read Thus he wouldn’t be able to read to paragraph and understand how badly we are embarrassing him by calling him our little silly rage schnookums and baby boy

and then icy fans are funny bcuz they are simple. Succinct. Icy fans just be like yeah icy is the most attractive 😍 that’s why I like him that’s why he is the best and to that I ALSO AGREE icy kinda looks like one of those high-cheek boned high fashion models I feel like he is simple though like if I beat him in a game of chess he would surrender to me and we would be married I will sapiosexually bottom him he’s probably like a chess grandmaster with like 20 million degrees and phDs in being smart and devilish sexy so that would be hard to beat him

And then random fans are just like. Heeheee hoohooo he’s the funny man and I CONCUR I feel like random like. Made Blitzwing. Like if hothead n icy just existed without random Blitzwing wouldn’t be Blitzwing he would be Blutzwuss RANDOM is the funny glue that says one-liners from time to time but the one liners are the best thing you’ve heard all day and they make your day and heal your depression or something

He also has a crazy long tongue so I see the appeal I see 😝😝😝😝

Anyway happy Easter THANK YOU for looking at my post n my ramble daily reminder that Blitzwing is pretty cool and I am still brainrotting Okay Love You Bye

For April fools should this blog become a astrotrain love club or Blitzwing HATE ZONE🤔

[sunghun]

enhypen when you call them by their name

requested; yes :)

warnings; some cursing, brief mentions of food

note; i feel like its been so long since i've posted a reaction/headcanon 😭😭 idk whats up but i just haven't been in the best place mentally for a while now and i've been lacking in motivation to write pretty much anything lol :') hopefully i can get over this slump soon tho!

희승 - heeseung;

"hey heeseung could you hand me my phone?"

"yeah sure here you go"

on the outside he'll pretend nothings wrong

but on the inside....

mans is having a whole breakdown 😔😔

did he forget something?

or say something??

or do something???

WHAT DID HE DO

but ofc he wont say anything to u about it

so finally after like an hour of you calling him by his name and getting no reaction

you give up out of boredom

much to the relief of your poor boyfriend

“hey babe do you-“

let’s out the BIGGEST sigh

“oh thank goodness i thought you were mad at me”

“? no?? i was just seeing how would react lol”

…..

“are you kidding me 😐”

stormiiii u look like mommy baby

makes you promise to not do it again bc his heart can’t handle the stress </3

제이 - jay;

“so jay i was-“

“that’s not my name to you”

“jay could you-“

“no”

will straight up Not do anything for you if you do this to him

like fr there is nothing he hates more than you calling him by his name

hates it even more if you call him jongseong 😭

“jongseong~”

“you’re on thin fucking ice sweetheart”

oh yeah even tho you’re torturing him by using his government name

he’ll still call you the sweetest pet names in the book :)

but they’ll get progressively weirder the longer you do it

“hey jay”

“hey sugar”

“jay which do you like better?”

“idk cupcake it’s up to you”

“jay could you bring me some water?”

“of course eggie anything for you”

eventually you cave after getting called mac n’ cheese

“OKAY. darling, baby, love of my life. i’ll call you whatever you want just please stop using food as nicknames for me”

“sure thing pumpkin 😉”

제이크 - jake;

“hey jake should we eat out tonight?”

“what did i do”

gets straight to the point like

he has no time for this jake nonsense

go back to babe :/

“wdym you didn’t do anything?”

“then what’s with this ‘jake’ stuff”

“……it’s your name”

“no it’s not :( it’s babycakes :((”

gets SO pouty if you keep using his name

“oh jake did-“

“NAUUUURR why do you keep doing this 😞😞”

if you keep it up for more than a few hours he might try and bribe you lol

“if you stop calling me jake i’ll let you pick out the movie for tonight”

“jake you let me do that anyway”

“damn it”

eventually tho

when you finally give up and start calling him baby again

be prepared to be attacked with kisses :(

“thankyouthankyouthankyou. please never do that again :((“

and how could you resist those puppy eyes 🥺

성훈 - sunghoon;

“hey sunghoon could you hand me the remote”

“yeah….sure…..”

is Very Unsettled

he’s not super crazy about pet names even tho he’ll call you the occasional ‘babe’ or ‘sweetheart’

but he knows for a fact that you love to use them for him

so why is he suddenly sunghoon??

What Happened 🧐🧐

might be a little cautious around you for a bit

but once he realizes that you’re not mad at him or anything

and you’re just doing it to mess with him

then be prepared to get called the cheesiest, most ridiculous pet names

“hey sunghoon what do you think about this shirt?”

“it’s looks good sweet cheeks!”

“sunghoon could come here for a second?”

“of course sugar lips”

“sunghoon would you mind bringing me the chips?”

“of course not schnookums”

moral of the story is

unless you’re willing to be called a plethora of ridiculous names

don’t pull the sunghoon card

bc he could go on for days <3

선우 - sunoo;

do NOT do this unless you are willing to deal with an extremely sassy sunoo

bc he Will get offended

“hey sunoo you wanna watch a movie later?”

“excuse me? what did you just call me??”

“sunoo….?”

“okay 🙄 whatever you say”

seriously tho

he may low-key turn into a brat rip </3

“sunoo can you bring me my bag?”

“i don’t know, CAN i??”

my bro does not mess around

his name to you isn’t sunoo and it will never be sunoo

and if you somehow manage to put up with it for a while

he’ll pull the uno reverse card on you

“sunoo have you seen my charger?”

“last i saw it was in the living from Y/N”

and ur just like wait no

don’t worry tho as soon as you go back to your regular pet names the monster in him dies and he goes back to being your sweet boyfie <3

“hey baby could you bring me some water?”

“of course angel would you like anything else as well?”

his range <33

정원 - jungwon;

“jungwon look at this meme!”

unsettled part 2

who are you and what have you done to y/n

bc you don’t ever use his name?

it’s always a pet name or some kind of cute variation of his name

But Just Jungwon ??

never

doesn’t really react on the outside

but mentally he’s desperately trying to figure out what’s going on

he knows for a fact that he didn’t forget anything

and to his knowledge he hasn’t upset you in any way

maybe this is your way of trying to say you want him to use pet names for you more?

bc other than the occasional babe he doesn’t really call u anything special :/

so the next time you use his name he’s Prepared

“jungwon do you want anything while i’m up?”

“all i need is you, my sweet muffin 😉”

“okay…..”

“omg jungwon you have to listen to this song!”

“sure thing honeybun”

“…..right.”

lmao needless to say it kind of backfires on both of you

but when you go back to calling him baby and honey and all that he is very relieved

니키 - niki;

“hey riki you wanna play mario cart?”

“yeah sure!”

unfortunately this boy doesn’t react at all :[

which you find kinda weird considering you hardly call him by his name at all??

like he’s always been babe to you

and now that you actually use his name

he doesn’t do or say anything??

“do you wanna come to the store with me riki?”

“yeah let’s go!”

“riki hand me those scissors please”

“here you go”

boooo how boring :/

internally tho…..

he’s kinda freaking out </3

bc hello?

you’ve always called him babe or some other affectionate term

and now he’s suddenly riki?

immediately goes to the worst possible situation like

oh no they’re breaking up with me and this is how they’re trying to break it to me

but once you give up the prank after continually getting no reaction from him

he is Very relieved

“hey babe do you want a snack?”

“oh THANK GOD”

and you’re just like 🤨

“damn i didn’t know you were that hungry-“

“Please give me a warning before using my name next time”

is very happy to be called baby as long as it’s by you <3

[briswriting]

omg the hc of kenma calling the reader a pretty girl had me like ☺️ can I request that hc but for nishinoya?? thank u 🥺🥺

nicknames

pairing: nishinoya x reader genre: fluff 

a/n: okay so this is more so nicknames with noya so i hope that's fine! also umm my fuck up with answering the wrong ask did not happen yesterday oop don’t try to post things in a rush kids

okay so i totally see noya giving his s/o like a whole bunch of nicknames ranging from normal ones to absurdly cheesy one

babe, angel, muffin, cutie pie, love of my life, you name it he’s probably called you it once before

def is not afraid to call you any of the pet names he gives to you in public

will literally shout them if he so much as catches of glimpse of you in the halls at school

doesn’t even call you by one nickname consistently, probably just shouts out a whole string of them just to get your attention

“sweetheart! love dove! schnookums! i’m over here!!”

if you get embarrassed by the nicknames, he doesn’t stop because he thinks you look cute when you're all blushy and flustered

literally will never call you by your actual name, unless it's something very serious

if you're at one of his games he dedicates his receives to you

“that one was for you baby love” he shouts with a grin and a wink sent your way

the team def laughs and snickers at the outrageous nicknames he gives you

he’s not phased by the laughing though because baby boy is in love and just wants to call you his, in his own weird, yet cute little way

when the two of you are cuddling, he is very touchy and lovey

so likes to do that cheesy thing where he kisses you and then calls you a nickname and then kisses you again and the cycle repeats

“my sugar” kiss “my love bug” kiss “my baby” kiss “my lover” kiss

he just wants to show you how much he loves you by giving you all the affection and strange nicknames he can think of 

[4point7]

Flop: A Bucky Barnes Drabble

Written for @negans-lucille-tblr​ as part of her 4K Foreplay Challenge

Prompt: Getting Tied Up

Characters: Bucky Barnes x Reader

Warnings: Google required for at least one word. Heightened unreachable expectations.

 Word Count: 685

*Ring, Ring*

You sit, twirling your hair around your index finger, listening as the phone line echoe that familiar tone into your ear. Until...

"Hey babe"

How you love to hear his voice, especially after the day you have had. You feel the heavy load of the day release from your body. The dam holding in your tension finally bursts it floods out of you like snot from a baby with a cold. Endless, gloopy strings of tension metaphorically gushing all around you, splattering all over the keyboard and your work branded post-it notes. All that is left in that moment is calm. Calm and his voice. His gritty grumble of a sex God voice.

"Babe?"

You snap back to reality (oh there goes gravity) as you realise that you had just sat silently as you got lost in his dreamy voice and thoughts of mucus.

"Oh shit, sorry. Hey Bucky."

"Everything alright?"

UGH O.M.F.G. that mother fucking grunty, grisly modulation of manliness... you like his voice a bit.

"I'm so sorry hun, I am a bit tied up at work. Today has been relentless. I am going to be home a little later than usual." You let out a deep sigh as you finish your reply.

"Don't worry about it, Baby Cakes, I will get things sorted and see you when you get home. Love you, Treacle."

"Thanks Hun, I love you so much." You hang up and allow yourself to stare in to nothingness for a moment before continuing with the rest of your day.

*Clunk*

Your key turns in the lock. As soon as you open the door the smell of fresh linen punches you right in the schnoz, knocking you out of your clammy work shoes and off your feet. Your body floats horizontally in the air as your sniffer seeks out the source. Your floating body is pulled by the lure of the pink wavy lines in the air. You reach your destination and your feet touch down on to the warm tiles of the kitchen floor. Bucky turns to look at you.

"Welcome home, Schnookums."

You take in the beauty of the man stood before you. His hair is tied up in a man bun showing off the divine angles of his face, his skin is glimmering in the sunlight. A little too much, actually, because the light is reflecting into your eyes and blinding you a little. You re position yourself slightly so that you're out of the path of reflection and continue to work your way down his pulchritudinous body with your eyes. He is wearing nothing but a red apron, revealing his pert backside, like two flesh coloured grapes on a pair of thick cocktail sticks. His metal arm looks shinier than usual. He must have polished it just for you.

"So I have cleaned the entire house, top to bottom," he spanks his bottom. "I have done the shopping and put it all away in the relevant sections, just the way you like," finger guns. "I have done all of the laundry, making sure to keep the darks, lights and colours separate," one thumb up (the fleshy one). "I have run you a bath including bubbles, scented candles, dimmed lights and the back catalogue of Michael Bublé is playing softly in the background. A Bublé bath, if you will," second thumb up (the metallic one obvs). You will forgive the pun on this occasion. "And whilst you soak up the suds I will be preparing your favourite meal and baking us something nice for dessert," he jumps in the air and clicks his heels together. You see the flop of his gargantuan girth disturb the fabric of the apron as he lands. "Now get upstairs," he spins you around on the spot so that you're facing the door, "and relax," he spanks your ass, punctuating the end of his demand. Your fanny does a big sploosh all over the floor. "Don't worry, I'll clean that too".

It was worth getting tied up at work for this. This is the kind of foreplay every girl dreams of.

[insomni-snacc]

Mx. Shoggoth, I Presume? Part 2

Now 100% more gender inclusive! Also, I lied about updating next week, I'm doing it today! Instead of making costumes! *cries in procrastinate*

A Handful of Proposals

"I never expected things to get this far," Lydia groaned and flopped over on the couch, slightly muffling her words with one of Dilia's extravagant throw pillows. "I just… I didn't want people to know I had some sort of live-in babysitter, and they already knew about 'Uncle BJ' so I just started calling you Aunt/Uncle Y/N and… then people just started assuming you were married and I didn't know what else to say and then they all wanted to meet you guys and so I mentioned-the-trip-and-now-youre-chaperones-and--"

"Whoah-ho-ho girl, slow down. We're not upset." You placed a comforting hand on her shoulder. It was a bit surprising to see the teen so flustered. You wanted to make sure she knew everything was alright, even if she did basically fake-marry you to a demon behind your back.

"You- I mean, we're not?" Your 'husband' sounded a bit off. You shot him a questioning look, still comforting Lydia.

"No, we're not. And you know what? Having to pretend I'm shacking up with this old bug is a pretty small price to pay for a family trip to NOLA." You pulled the pillow from her face to give her what you hoped was a reassuring look. You added some finger guns for good measure, just to reassert your Cool Status. Yup, so cool.

"So, you're still going?" Lydia perked up.

It was Beetlejuice's turn to be reassuring. "Wouldn't miss it for the world, doll. Besides, no other chaperones would let you get into as much trouble as this dynamic duo." He pulled you into a headlock and ruffled you hair. "Isn't that right, my other half?"

Seeing Lydia smile was definitely worth whatever hell this demon was planning on putting you through. You laughed and spun in his arms to release his headlock, throwing in a light jab to his gut for good measure. "Yeah, it'll be fun! There's way more than just cemeteries to check out, too. I know you're there for you music class, so I was thinking we could--" you paused when you felt an odd weight on your left hand. You lifted it to you face to find a comically large engagement ring, nearly as big as your fist. "Beej."

"What? Just gotta let 'em know you're mine, babes."

You tossed the ring at his head, and he moved to catch it out of instinct. The moment it made contact with his hand, it burst into a nest of spiders. He gasped before quickly snapping them away. He met your seething glare with a sheepish grin. "That wasn't supposed to happen for about another hour. Still, gotta love a man with a sense of humor. Right, schnookums?"

"I know your games, hun." You pulled him to your eye level by his tie, using the pet name as venomously as possible, "try to make the next one a bit less obvious."

You failed to notice the slight pink twinge in his hair as you sauntered off, satisfied with your mock threat.

The Ghost with the Most proposed to you another six times that week, if you could call them proposals. Each time, either the ring or Beetlejuice transformed into something meant to terrify you, or the proposal was so cartoonishly romantic that you would shut it down immediately.

Frankly, the one where he created a barbershop quartet of BJ clones to serenade you with crude songs was your favorite, but you couldn't tell him that. He was your friend - your hilarious, charming, socially awkward friend - but the last thing you needed was that smug look he always gave you when he knew he'd made you laugh.

It wasn't until you were loading your luggage into the car that he had so much as looked at you with anything but mischief in his eyes.

Beetlejuice slinked up to the car with a look that, had you not known him better, could have passed for humble. He fiddled anxiously with something in his pocket.

"Hey… can you uh… can you come with me?"

You nodded, following him to the back of the house. He only turned to look your way again once you two had reached the back porch. He ran a hand through his pink hair and steeled himself. For the first time since you'd met him, there was a beat of silence between you and Beetlejuice. Uncomfortable and worried for your friend, you decided to be the one to break it. "What's up, Beej? Everything ok?"

He cleared his throat and straightened. "Yes."

"... Are you sure? I haven't heard a 'tootse' or 'babes' in the last ten minutes, and you're pinker than an Amazonian dolphin. I know pink means you're uncomfortable, so what's up?"

"What? Pink doesn't mean --" he shook his head "Nevermind. What I wanted to say was… well, I wanted to give you this." He thrust his hand from his pocket, pressing a small black box into your palm.

You held it curiously, slowly lifting the lid with your other hand. Inside was a simple, tarnished, silver engagement ring with a small black stone. It looked to be fairly old, definitely not from this century, at least. You met his eyes and could have sworn you saw a glimmer of something new in his expression that took you by surprise. Before you could place it, he looked away, scratching at the back of his neck.

"Look, I know I joke around a lot, but if we're gonna do this whole marriage - er, faking thing, we do need the proper accessories. It's not like I ever got a chance to do this properly anyway so… you know. Will you?" He forced himself to glance at your for just a second before shyly turning away again.

"Will I what, Beetlejuice?" You were a bit surprised at how breathy your tone was, barely above a whisper.

He cleared his throat again, shaking himself a bit before taking your hand with a small smile. "Will you be my fake spouse?" He gently slid the ring onto your finger and allowed himself a small chuckle in a bid to come back into the cool, aloof personality he had grown to depend on.

You grinned right back at him, completely unaware of what you were doing to his poor, undead heart. "Of course, can't think of anyone else I'd rather be fake married to, Bug."

Part 1 here:

[some-dark-side-writing]

The Egos Friend Gives Birth Headcannons:

•When it happens everyone fucking panics. Dark spills his chamomile on Bim, Bim steps on Schneep’s foot who now has to help you with a broken toe, Marvin sets the kitchen on fire because he was distracted... it’s utter mayhem.

•When the actual labour came Dr Iplier laid you down on an patient chair as he panicked and held his hands in a cupping motion under your crotch “I can help you!” “gET THE FUCK OUT” you screamed in pain till the ambulance drove you away, Schneep Dr Iplier and Dark following suit even if they all had to wait outside because Dark could still use his influence to calm you and the doctors were a no brainer. Phantom calls, driving over to the hospital immediately since he made sure you’d get the best treatment and of course if anything was to cost something it didn’t now that Phantom owned the best doctors in your area.

•When you walk through the door a day later with your newborn in your arms everyone is so quiet and still except for some unidentifiable squeaks

•You let Chase hold them first, because of course, and he’s so good. He burst into tears as soon as he set eyes on them and won’t stop now. He’s very careful and serious until you tell him to relax and that “You know what you’re doing, you’re a number one dad after all.” Then Chase is all smiley and making funny cooing noises “Who’s the cutest person here? You are! Oh yes you are! Who would I sell my soul to protect? Oh that’s right yes you’re so good aren’t you? Can you say uncle Chase? Oh they’re going to be so smart y/n.”

•”I might take you up on that soul bargain there bud” Phantom pipes in, passing his cane to you, since he’s not setting it aside in a house full of egos, as he walks up with his arms open expectantly (Robbie walks in for a hug but Marvin whispers that’s not what he meant). Chase is grumpy and I don’t think he’d trust Phantom a lot, but after a nod from you, he’d pass the baby to him and Phantom’s face lights up as soon as the babe is settled in his arms and it looks up at him “Because I’d protect this schnookums with a bargain or not! Hello there kiddin, oh are you smiling because your FAVOURITE uncle Phantom is here now?” I think Phantom would be great with kids naturally which not a lot of people expect. He’s definitely a fun rich uncle which lets be honest the kid would have a ton of now.

•Natemare is nervous even though he never thought he would be for this, pulling at the hem of his shirt till Phantom sighs. “Well, sadly my time is up with you young one, but now you get passed on to your second best looking unofficial uncle!” He slowly turns to face Natemare with a wide exaggerated grin and tilting the baby like a surprise gift for Mare. Natemare straightens up now all eyes are on him. “Are you sure? Maybe the glitch bitch wants them next or something...” but Phantom carefully slides them into Mare’s arms, with more teamwork than you’ve ever seen from them in public and Natemare is cradling that baby, he kind of turns his back to the others except for you. “Hello bubba. How are ya? You doing better than me coming to grips with this new world?” He looks up to you with a smile, you nod back proudly and he feels himsef tearing up as he whispers to them, wanting this to be a private moment. “Well don’t worry kid, I’m gonna be here to hold your hand through this journey every step of the way, your parent’s gonna be there too but meh.” He looks up to you with a smirk but you couldn’t hear what he was saying, the egos who had the ability to were hiding their smiles. “I swear, you’re gonna be the most loved and cherished kid out there, I’ll make it happen, your life is gonna be filled with nothing but fun, laughter, and music.” He turns back around to you, obviously more confident but still so soft as he gently bounces them, kissing their forehead sweetly and giggling red faced when the infant gets their finger inside the hole in his earring, gripping to that and to his falling fringe as they’re passed on to the next person, Natemare’s arms are now folded, missing that weight in them so much already, and he keeps his eye on them throughout.

•The baby loves tugging on Wilford’s moustache which everyone warned him about. “Don’t be silly now! How much power can a baby have?” He chuckled, already pushing his face into the baby’s, blowing raspberries on their stomach as Dark sighs “Yes but you also can’t shoot their arm off if they don’t let go Wil.” You quickly whisper to Dark, making sure he kept up his promise of no ‘shooties’ being around till you looked up after a sound of pain, luckily not coming from your own child, just small whelps and whimpers as they had a tiny tiny fist full of pink facial hair in their grip and Wilford chortling jollily. “It just means they love me!” He sighs happily and you assure him that is very much true. He waves bye to them once you manage to make him let go and pass them off to someone else.

•Don’t let Apocalypse near babies. He won’t squish it on purpose because there’s really no point in doing that and he’s not going to stick around long enough for it to start crying and piss him off. He’s not great with kids or people in general. Someone will have to push the baby into his crossed arms and hope he doesn’t have any reflexes that could drop them. If you were in his good book enough he’d be there “Stop being the biggest baby in the room and hold them” placing them in his arms before he can run off so he’s stuck there awkwardly and stiff, not looking down at it and trying not to clench his muscles. “Is it dead? Why the fuck (totally whisper hissed because innocent babby ears) did you give me a baby?!” But plot twist the babe falls right asleep because he holds them in a safe iron cage hold and is so warm it’s comforting to it. As soon as it’s asleep and he’s gotten over the one second shock it felt safe with him he’s threatening that even though you just gave birth he can kick your ass till someone takes the baby off him and then he leaves.

•The person snatching the now awake babe was probably Anti because he hates the idea of Apocalypse hurting your kid and he’s very jealous A got to hold them before he did. “How long till I can sling em in the air and throw them around and shit?” Chase throws a fit while you ensure Anti he can only do that if he wants a foot in his ass and knife in his heart. He winks at you, all while naturally rocking and bouncing the baby in his arms which no one expected him to do “Nah, I’ve already tried a knife, doesn’t work well on me, although this little thing is as fragile as Jackie’s feelings.” His eyebrows furrow when no one laughs or even Jackie takes a hit until he realised everyone’s staring at how expertly he’s holding them and how the baby is sucking Anti’s thumb?!? He passes them along while wiping his thumb in disgust (real or fake) and mumbling something under his breath, knowing he’s put a crack in his bad boy reputation.

•Robbie is sitting down in a chair to hold it, because no one can trust his arms won’t fall off, and he’s very very excited but also a nervous wreck. “M...Maaaybe I shouldn’t hold baby... don wanna hurt baaaaby.” And the egos make sure he had eaten till his stomach was bulging a little. He couldn’t see the baby from his sitting position, and Robbie is the only one who has never seen a baby in real life before. As soon as the baby is placed in his arms he cries as best as the zombie boy can cry. He’s so so gentle with them. And he absolutely loves them. His favourite thing is to not only see you but to see the baby too! And if he doesn’t see them for too long, even though the septics tell him that you have your own lives and the baby has a lot of learning and growing to do before play time, well he throws a fit anyway. He’s already gotten attached. Likes making silly faces and funny sounds the other egos have no idea how to possibly make which gives Robbie some pride when it makes them smile. Although once his funny face ended up getting scary when his jaw unhinged and when your baby started to cry so did Robbie. Chase took them and cooed until you came back and Robbie just couldn’t face you. You were scared he’d done something to hurt the baby, until chase told you, because rob had acted so guilty. He hid himself in his containment room for when he was full on zombie willingly, except with his favourite stuffed toy, and cried for days, telling everyone how he was a monster until you forced another play date and with it being a success it leads to your kid having a cool zombie friend and bodyguard for the rest of their life.

•Okay this is totally stolen from the tv show Whitechapel (if you haven’t seen it THE BEST dark detective tv series) but Dark is a bit hesitant since he’s used to being liked from his charming personality but his aura doesn’t exactly give off safe and trusting which kids just seem to pick up on, but everyone is pleasantly surprised when they haven’t been able to stop it’s crying until you pass them to Dark and he puts them against his shoulder, gently patting their back just twice, and the crying almost immediately stops. Even Dark is smiling smugly as he turns around to show Wilford and you all see a trail of sick from the baby is on the back of Dark’s suit. You all decide to not say anything and spoil the moment.

•Yan isn’t bad when the baby is passed to them either. Everyone was a bit nervous with Yan with their friends newborn too but Yan did an alright job when the newborn was passed over. “This is good practice for my future 10 children y/n.” Yan smiles, fingers itching a bit since Dark made them promise no katanas and no social media while you visited, phones were only allowed for pictures and videos which of course everybody took, making sure they had their own personal picture with the baby.

•Google was recording the entire event, including when Yan got a phone notification saying that senpai had posted a picture on Instagram and everyone noticed how Yan panicked, stepping forward and back undecided before they rushed to pass the baby to the nearest person and ran after their phone. That person was Google. He’d informed you from the start he would just film and didn’t want to take up others valued time holding the infant beforehand. But now he had them and as he looked down at them, his eyes recording all the little details of their face he did something no one expected (a lot of surprises coming from this baby) and he smiled. “Well I’m sure you’d be helpful for my secondary objective.” He wiggled a finger and what you thought was cooing turned out to be an experiment as they clung onto the finger that looked massive in their hand. “Ah there’s the social releaser.” He spoke to the baby now, in a quieter but still deep and uncooed voice “That would work with anyone else to make them fall in love and protect you, but not me, although I will make sure no harm comes to you if that will soothe you or your parent since, you can’t understand me.” He passed them to you immediately since you’d started walking over as soon as he mentioned using them for his secondary objective. Although that last part was somewhat sweet. “Yes, thank you G.”

•Bing ran over, bouncing on the balls of his feet. “Hey it has to be my turn now right?” You smiled as the friendlier Iplier android held his arms out, cradling them only in one but you supposed an android was the safest to hold them like that. “Well hey there lil buddy. Sah tiny dude!” You chuckled quietly as Bing attempted to have them reciprocate fist bumps and very gentle high fives, as he raised his hand to his head, and slowly brought it down to barely make contact with their soft palm

•S34N did a scan as soon as the baby was in his arms. “All vitals are normal, they’re strong just like you y/n.” He smiled then, and you nodded back happily.

•dr Iplier grumbled. “I could have told you that.” And much to his embarrassment you heard him. “I think I know who wants to meet them next” You chimed but S34N was happy enough to pass them over. Dr Iplier did his own little checkups then, resting his head against their heart, shining a light in their eyes which made them burst into tears. Everyone started to grumble and throw insults at him but you helped him figure out how to soothe them.

•Host you had only just noticed seemed to be bursting with anticipation. He was waiting quietly and patiently but asked if he could sit down before they were passed to him. You told him that was perfectly fine, letting him get settled before placing your baby in his arms. You’d noticed he’d made sure to wear bright fresh bandages and smiled as they seemed to stare at each other for the longest time. “The Host looked down at y/n’s child, knowing their future was long and great as the child’s eyes opened to only see blurred images, but a sense of nothing but peace lay over them listening to... to the soothing sounds of the figure above them, in the warmth of their arms and the softness of what they could feel in their hands that would one day be bigger than their mothers...” You noticed your baby’s fist curled around Hosts trench coat and started to hear Host sniffling. “The Host would like you to pass them along lest he cry blood onto the newborn.” But quickly before you did he pressed the lightest kiss to their forehead.

•Author makes a raspberry sound with his mouth as egos turn to look at him. "Oh yeah, you think Host's a softie why don't you hold the baby?" Someone piped up. Author cracks his neck and takes the baby out of your arms, Dark noticeably rustles as he does this. But Author just smiles. "Well then, I suppose I'm expected to make a bunch of imaginary worlds for you to explore, but you'll have to finish a few of my personal favourite authors before that." He chuckled

•KOTS had brought a few squirrel friends, one who weren't diseased, to play with. The squirrels chattered as they watched their king take your baby, finding it heavier than he thought. "Very cute, even cuter than you Reynolds" he says to one of his squirrels, getting some back chat for it. Carefully they're taken from his arms before any peanut butter can drop on their face. (Note: the 'uh' baby covered in pb meme is totally this kid after a day with uncle king)

•Damien is so soft as he lifts your baby into his arms. He holds them to close to his chest, for once his mayor badge not being on, as he was worried about the pin. You all watch with short breaths as the baby's hand reaches up and pats Damien's clean shaven cheek. Damien audibly 'aw's, going weak in the knees, before clearing his throat. "Maybe someone should take them, before I make no rules for this munchkin in my town." He giggles, waving bye as they're taken away

•Bim is good with the baby. Pretending to eat their fingers as they reach up to stroke him. The threat of him gobbling them up becomes a sort of game between them through the next several years. "Aw, I could just eat you up!"

•"VIGHT! Zhat iz enough, i vill take zhem now, before you actually conzume y/n'z child!" He's very methodical with how he holds them, but you know he has a family too, so must have held a baby before. "It iz nice to meet you kliene.. Henrik/Henriketta?" He asks and you shake your head with a laugh.

•Marvin is practically bouncing with excitement when he realises it's his turn. He even takes his mask off, to get the best view of your infant as he holds them in his arms, cooing at them as fluffy toys on strings appear from the air, your child lifting their hands up to grab them. Marvin always uses little tricks to impress your child, or help their life, leading to a lot of shenanigans too.

•"show off." "Yeah, show off!" Even the baby's head turns to see who was speaking, watching the two jims bursting with need to be the next uncles they meet. They constantly swap them between each other, camera man him capturing the entire thing, annoying his twin when he forces them to hold the camera as he plays with your baby. "What a good Jim." "Very Jimmish y/n, good job!"

•jackieboy man is always there to protect your kid. As you pass them over to him you note "you look tired Jackie, and you haven't been the one in 14 hours of labour." He chuckles, saying how he wanted this to be the best palace for your kid to grow up, so he had no sleep cleaning up the streets in preparation for the 'little y/n' as he calls them. Jbm hovers in the air slightly, bouncing with your baby in his arms and they immediately fall into a peaceful sleep. You can see the conflict of sadness he can't coo and wake them, and happiness they fell asleep so easily in his arms

•JJ frantically signs "BE CAREFUL!" As jackieboy is a few inches in the air and you giggle to yourself, taking them from jackies arms as you hand them over to JJ. JJ makes lots of exaggerated facial expressions, your baby keeping eyes on him intrigued. Unfortunately he gets too close and his beautifully styled moustache gets pulled by the tiny. You see his face wincing in pain, not wanting to let go but clearly struggling. You move from under Angeliceye and Light's arms, them trying to give you your strength back as you walked up and helped pry their fists off Jameson's moustache. You try to help him fix it when your baby starts crying, their hands empty and everyone on the room cringes, either because they want to help or the noise is just unbearable.

•light comes up to you with open arms. "Y/n, let me, if you please." He asks, with a kind smile on his face. He waits for you to place the baby in his arms, humming to them as you sit exhausted, but keeping a close eye on your baby, even though you knew nothing would make Light hurt them or let anything hurt them

•Angeliceye comes over, Light offering him a chance to hold them, but Angel notes it's still his turn. Instead, with both their wings wrapped around the baby, angel takes their hand and smiles, their crying quieting. "I know dove, but you were hurting JJ- oh I know you didn't mean to!" There was a pause, enough for someone else to speak before Light giggled "yes you can keep holding on to our hands for a while-" he looked over at Jameson who was looking confused "and yes he's fine, don't you worry little petal." The baby made a small noise, moving in Amgels arms now. "Don't worry, yeah your parent's here, see? Oh there you go!" You didn't see any change in your baby but felt them grip to your shirt as soon as they were in their arms. "C-can you talk to babies?" You squeaked, not sure if you wanted to know the answer at this moment in time.

•And finally, it was Echos turn. He had been crying, more emotional than any android, or even most of the egos, that you knew. You had heard from Phantom, after giving birth, that Echo had been scaring himself with statistics of pain to people giving birth, convincing himself you nor your baby would come home, of course he only expressed these worries after you were both deemed fine. It was quite a few of the egos first babies that they knew, but Echo was one of the most nervous, even though he had all the knowledge in the world. He was so soft in holding them. Singing a song to them he'd read that had thee most calming effect for babies, it was in some foreign language you couldn't quite guess, but his voice was melodic like always. You could feel natemares little fit of jealousy from where you were standing, and elbowed him lightly. Echo held their hand on his own, kissing it softly as he just watched them, crying softly, happy.

•dark chica and light Chica are finally freed and come bounding in. Dark attempts to hush his dogs loud barks as you had placed your child in their baby carrier for the dogs to see. Dark held D!C back, pointing and hissing instructions at her and he firmly held her collar, Light leading L!C to your baby as her tail wagged non stop. She sat down calmly, licking your hand when you pet her in greeting and seeming to take that as an okay she learnt down and sniffed your baby. It gargled with interest. When D!C walked over she immediately became protective. Just like when you were pregnant. You'd had an okay relationship with the dark dog, but as soon as you were with child she'd sit on your lap all day, not letting you get up, and biting anyone hand that came close to your belly

•Even though living in a house with ALL egos will never happen because they’ll murder each other you will definitely come into the nursery to sense an ego outside the window or Anti in the baby monitor, sometimes you’ll even wake up to their crying and find an ego already there with a bottle in hand or cuddling into them, Natemare is singing lullabies a lot, sometimes to you too when you haven’t slept in days, you notice however when they’re crying for a change there almost never seems to be an ego in sight

•So. Many. Piggyback. Rides. Your kid will be on shoulders, being thrown around, swung upside down, tickled to death, they can never get away from the love. Everything this kid needs or wants is provided for them. You tell the egos they’ll end up spoilt so you make sure to raise them with all the correct manners before they get their present/s of the day.

•Once when it was Natemare and Apocalypse’s duty for babysitting they took the kid to the park when they were pushed off the monkey bars by a bully. Natemare rushed over only to get punched in the dick by the bad mannered kid and fall to the floor. A strode up, picked your kid off the sand, stroked said sand off of them a bit roughly with his massive hand but they were used to it with him, and placed the kid on one shoulder, walking away. “Glad you didn’t beat up that six year old sunshine” “Shut up shorty, at least I didn’t get beaten up BY the six year old” (and when Natemare is buying ice cream A totally crouches with the kid on his shoulder so they can ‘complete’ the monkey bars and A even finds the corner of his lips curling up as the bully kid looks dismayed and fails to complete the obstacle themselves)

•Education is obviously paid for, only the best, and even offered by the likes of Google and Phantom who has many an Oxford professor up his sleeve (in his orb)

•When they get older there’s no need to let them know what all these family friends really were because there was no point in keeping it a secret in the first place. If Robbie wasn’t a dead (get it, dead) giveaway, them not aging would have been, plus they like to show off their supernatural powers if the situation arises to protect them (and to make the kid think THEY were the coolest uncle). So many background checks on friends and anyone the kid wants to date but they relax once they know everything is safe since, they get privacy is important and make sure the others do the same, especially Google

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Fluff alphabet with LJ? D, H, N, O, P, Q, R, S, X, Z I'm not sure if you meant for us to pick the letters but… here XD <3

These letters w/ LJ!

Idk how to title the alphabet stuff so bare with me yall 😭😭

You can find the list for the alphabet a few posts down!

D (DATES)-

Carnival dates are a must, and he might be able to get away with being out and about given his clown appearance.. maybe... on the flip side exploring abandoned places.. particularly abandoned attractions! Dates tend to be a little wild given Jack's general nature so you don't really get bored with him

H (HARSH)-

Asides from basic relationship arguments/misunderstandings, Jack can get clingy. Which can lead to some. Conflicts. He was ditched by his best friend, of course he's going to have some issues regarding separation and jealousy

As much as I love him, I can't really see him being the one to apologize first, really the only times he would step up to try to mend the situation is if it's really negatively affecting things

N (NO)-

Long distance stuff is an instant deal breaker for him, or a partner who is away a lot of the time. Again, he's clingy and starving for attention/affection, that stuff is going to be a pass for him

O (ODDITY)-

Constantly giggling and making things into a joke 80% of the time. Other 20% is either pure bliss or something has him legitimately ticked off or sad. Noodle physics, he's constantly slinking around and he likes doing the smoke thing. Definitely tries to spook you as a joke every now and then. Manifests candy from no where. General clown activities

P (PET NAMES)-

He calls you stuff like: Doll, toots, gumdrop, sweet thing, sweet(insert word), schnookums

He likes being called: babes, honey, really any pet name is good for him

Q (QUESTION)-

A lot of the time he asks you if you're gonna leave. Again, abandonment issues are at play, also asks if you're having fun with him due to his original nature/purpose still being semi present

R (RISK)-

Doesn't totally 100% the fragility and mortality of people, assuming his partner is a human. Bounces between treating you like glass and going all out during games. Some hard boundaries and rules are going to need to be set to help him understand just how bad things can go wrong. He doesn't want to hurt you, honest, but when you're an 8 foot tall clown with ungodly strength things can get weird

S (SHH)-

Not many secrets, this man is like an open book and is BAD at keeping his mouth shut

X (XOXO)-

Surprisingly really good at reading you when you're upset; part of the "he was meant to take care of people originally" is still there somewhere. Can pick up on stuff that makes you upset or stressed and punts them (literally and figuratively)

Z (ZZZ)-

Doesn't need to sleep but loves sharing the bed with you! Coils his arms around you and holds you against his chest

Probably pretends to sleep and goes "honk shoo honk shoo" to make you smile

Very warm body also he can puff, fight me