#Zelda: Hello my most beloved husband my treasured honeycakes. Dearest sugarbuns. Schnookums. Hey hot stuff I like your hot stuff. etc etc

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The only good Zelink headcanon I've ever come up with is Link doesn't use petnames/affectionate nicknames and instead just calls her Zelda bc previously the only thing he could call her is "Princess" or "Her Royal Highness" since forever BUT Zelda calls him only The Most Embarrassing nicknames bc a) she loves to fluster her boy and b) she's always been able to say his name