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What if Danny Fenton and Billy Batson become fast friends. Danny is annoyed at cultists trying to send "brides" to the Ghost King. Billy is weirded out when adults try to flirt with Captain Marvel. Danny hits upon the idea that they should be each other's beards. If the Ghost King and the Champion of Magic are very publicly dating, that should keep unwanted suitors off their backs, right?
Of course they are both absolute Chaos Gremlins about it.
Cultist: We offer you this sacrifice, oh great king!
Danny: One moment please *whips out fenton phone* Hey honey, guess what? Some idiots are trying to tempt me away from you again. You got my coordinates?
Billy: *Kool Aid man entrance* Who dares?!
Cultists: Run awaaaaay!
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Captain Marvel takes a hit while fighting a villain. Phantom out of nowhere with a steel chair!
Danny: Nobody hurts my schnookums!
Everyone: ???
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Captain Marvel brings Phantom to the next JL potluck as his plus one, with Danny in full creepy ghost mode.
Billy: Oh yes, we've been on again, off again for the last thousand years or so. We have our differences, but nobody gets me quite like he does! *exaggarated dreamy sigh*
Hal: That's nice...
Meanwhile Danny is shoving an entire burger in his mouth, displaying multiple rows of sharp teeth.
Danny: Man, I love the 21st century! Food sure has changed a lot since I died. And the technology!
Ollie: Oh? When did you die?
Danny: *glares* It's incredibly rude to ask a ghost about their death
Nearby Leaguers are edging away, nervous about being on the menu next.
Flash: Hotdogs! Who wants hotdogs?!
Danny: Oh, me! As long as they don't fight back
Everyone: wtf is going on here
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gojo satoru x f!reader | fluff + smut | 2.9k words
summary: you may or may not have forgotten about reservations that satoru made for your first anniversary…but you find something better at home anyways.
warnings: cursing (both in dialogue + narrative), ass groping, fingering, cunnilingus, oral sex (male receiving + female receiving), multiple orgasms, vaginal/penetrative sex
a/n: it took everything in my power to not make gojo’s nickname jojo. we’ll call him satoru…for now 😉 also i think this is the dirtiest thing i’ve ever written. i’m going to confession tmrw.
18+ MDNI
The sun felt so nice on your legs that you had pushed your cozy blanket aside and changed into shorts before laying back out on the couch, resting your laptop on your tummy and scrolling absently through various social media sites and articles that piqued your interest.
Satoru had gone to Jujutsu High to “tie up some loose ends” so he could come back to your place early to spend the rest of the evening with you, since it was your very first anniversary. One year with the idiot, and you had never been happier.
A gentle vibration on your butt brought you out of your social media daze and you arched your back to fish your phone out of your pocket. You answered the call, you already knew who it was.
“Hey, schnookums.” Satoru lilted, drawing out the disgusting pet name for emphasis. You frowned.
“I thought we agreed you would stop calling me that, Gojo-san.” You drew out his last name to bother him. He whined.
“Baby, I told you not to call me that! You sound like one of my students.” Satoru’s cheery tone returned. “Fine, I’ll stop calling you schnookums. How about…sweetie? Sweetheart? My love? My everything?”
“What happened to babe? Baby?”
“We’ve been a couple for a year and you know what they say about relationships after the first year…it’s all downhill from here.”
“Do they even say—?”
“Anyways, I thought new nicknames would spice things up a bit!” You could practically hear Satoru smiling over the phone. You figured he was heading back to your place since you could hear the throaty roar of his car as he no doubt was speeding down the roads in Tokyo, after “tying up his loose ends”. You knew this meant he had had another meeting with Yaga, to discuss his behavior. He was just as much a troublemaker as any of his students, probably even moreso.
“I will continue to call you babes. You can call me whatever you like…as long as it’s not—”
“Late for dinner!” Satoru laughed, you heard him snap in the background and just knew he had thrown up finger guns at the road. You dragged your hand down your face, smiling nonetheless.
“I was gonna say as long as you don’t call me schnookums.” You sat up a little bit, adjusting your laptop on your tummy and continuing to scroll absentmindedly. “Also, keep your hands on the wheel. Could you imagine if you died in a car accident because you were doing finger guns at nothing?” You giggled a little bit.
“Wah, you know me too well, sweetheart!” Satoru chuckled. “Anyways, I'll be by you in about ten. Be ready, okay? I love you.” You mumbled a reciprocation and ended the call, pushing your phone back into your pocket and diving back into the virtual world.
Barely five minutes later, you jolted as the front door opened and Satoru bolted into your apartment, making a beeline for the bathroom down the hall. He placed a quick kiss on your forehead before continuing his race to the bathroom.
“I just have to use the bathroom real quick then we can—” Satoru stopped, hand on the bathroom door knob, staring at you. “What are you doing?”
“I was just waiting for you to get back?” You closed your laptop and sat up straight, relishing in the sight of him. He was wearing a white button up with his sleeves rolled up to his elbows, black dress pants, and his dark shades. This was his usual outfit when he wasn’t wearing Jujutsu High’s uniform or casual streetwear, but he still looked delectable.
“I told you to be ready.” He chuckled and shook his head, entering the bathroom. You waited for him to come out and watched him as he approached the couch and peered down at you over his shades. “What am I gonna do with you, babycakes?”
“Can you please fill me in on what’s going on?” You stared up at him, wide eyed and bottom lip jutting out just a touch. Satoru couldn't even pretend like he was mad at you.
“It's our one year anniversary.” He started slowly, you nodded, pressing him to continue. “I told you about those reservations I made at that Sugar Factory place downtown. Y’know, the place where they, like, blow sugar to make it look like glass but it's totally edible! They bring out these huge parfaits with sparklers in ‘em and all the waiters sing and dance—”
You reached up and grabbed Satoru’s hand, squeezing it tightly to signal to him that you got the memo. He pauses and looks down at you sheepishly.
“I’m sorry, honey, I totally forgot. I thought we’d be spending the night in. We just went to that super fancy sushi place last week. I thought that was to celebrate this!”
“Nah, that was just cuz I love you. I wanted to take you out, show you off…y’know.” Satoru smiled at you gently. “Anyways, you're not dressed and the reservation’s in, like,” Satoru checked his watch, “ten minutes.”
He looked semi-disappointed, which absolutely wrung your heart out. You wanted to hug him. You tugged on his hand to bring him closer but he flopped down on top of you, causing you to huff out a breath of air. He giggled.
“It's okay, sweetheart. We can go for our two year anniversary!” He sat up on his knees and placed his hands on either side of your head. “You got any ideas as to what you wanna do tonight instead?” His shades started to slide down his nose so you plucked them off his face and set them on the coffee table.
“We could order in? I'll pay. We'll get that really gross yakisoba from that little hole in the wall joint you love so much.” You placed your hands on his cheeks and brought his face closer to yours and placed a kiss to the tip of his nose. “As for activities, I’m down for whatever you wanna do.”
Satoru smiled mischievously, his bright blue eyes sparkling as he gazed down at you. He thought for a moment before smiling again. “You.”
“What?” A hot blush spreads across your nose, cheeks, and down your neck as Satoru leaned down, pressing his nose to your cheek. He pressed a kiss to it before moving to the other cheek and doing the same.
“You asked if I had any activities I wanted to do, and I said you.” He mumbled against your skin before moving to your lips and sucking on your bottom lip. He slid his tongue past your parted lips and sealed his lips to yours, running his hands down your waist, hips, and thighs to come back up and squeeze your ass.
Your hands immediately found their way to his hair and started to tug and your legs moved on their own to wrap around his waist as you returned the kiss, much to Satoru’s delight.
Satoru broke the kiss, leaning only a few centimeters away from your face. You could feel his breath fanning against your face as the two of you caught your breath and stared at each other. Without much warning, Satoru hoisted you up by your ass and slung you over his shoulder. As he marched to the bedroom, he dug his fingers underneath the crotch of your shorts and panties to slide his fingers in between your pussy lips.
“Satoru!” You squeaked, fully not expecting the sudden contact against your cunt. He smirked in satisfaction at how much of your arousal he had been able to gather on his fingers in just one swipe, inspecting the slickness that you had left on his fingers before cleaning it off with his tongue.
“So much sweeter than anything we could’ve had tonight, don’t you think?” Satoru lilted as he laid you down on the bed, pressing your back into the mattress as he kneeled above you. “Oh, how rude of me, you didn’t get a taste.” With that, Satoru expertly slid your shorts and panties off your body in one smooth motion before returning his fingers to your pussy, dipping them in and out until he had gathered a good amount of your arousal.
“Open wide, sweetheart.” He cooed, smearing your slickness against your lips. You opened your mouth obediently and sucked on his fingers, earning a moan of satisfaction from Satoru. He watched you hungrily, palming himself through his slacks as he pushed his fingers further down your throat, trying to make you choke. Another moan of pleasure escaped his throat as he watched tears spring into your eyes and felt your throat close around his fingers. He pulled his fingers out of your mouth and got to work on undoing his belt.
“I wanna choke on your cock, Satoru.” You begged, trying to help him take off his clothes. He grabbed your hands with one of his hands and placed sweet and gentle kisses to your wrists before placing them in your lap.
“Patience, love. Why don’t you work on taking that top off, hmm?” You obeyed him immediately, gripping the hem of your sweatshirt and bringing it up and over your head. Satoru felt his cock grow even harder as he watched your tits bounce out from underneath the confines of your sweater. He quickly disposed of his pants and underwear, only able to get to the third button on his shirt by the time you had gripped the base of his cock and taken his shaft into your mouth.
His hands flew to the back of your head and pushed you down his shaft further until your nose was pressed against his pelvis. His hips jerked slightly as he felt your throat close around his cock and saw your body tremble slightly as you choked. He sighed, it couldn’t get much better than this. But, yes, it could.
He gently pulled you off of his cock and shivered at the sight of your lips forming a small ‘o’ around his tip right before you parted from him. You watched him expectantly, waiting as he undid the last of the buttons on his shirt and flung it somewhere in the bedroom. He laid down on the bed and beckoned for you to come over to him. You crawled over his body and sat on his abdomen, smearing your wet pussy against his skin.
“Turn around, honey, lemme take care of you while you blow me.” Satoru made a twirling motion with his finger, his eyes filled with amusement and a smirk playing on his lips. You obeyed him for the third time that night and lifted your ass in his face to give him a full view of your pussy while you licked up the underside of his shaft. You circled his tip with your tongue and faltered a bit when you felt Satoru stuff three of his fingers into your cunt, spreading them out against your walls. You moaned against his dick and opened your mouth to take all of him in once more, willing yourself not to gag when he bucked his hips against your throat. You began to move backward to get his fingers deeper inside of you, using your hand to pump up and down his cock as your head lolled down.
Satoru’s fingers pulled out suddenly and you were about to whine in protest when you felt his hands grab your thighs and pull your pussy to his mouth, immediately latching on to your clit and sucking on it. It took all of your willpower to continue jerking him off, but your mouth hung open in pleasure, letting Satoru hear your mewls and moans of pleasure. He slid his fingers back into your pussy as he continued to eat you out.
“That’s it, baby love, you’re taking my fingers so well.” He mumbled against your clit, the vibrations sending a shockwave up your spine and to your brain, effectively pushing you over the edge. Your back arched and you pressed your forehead against Satoru’s pelvis as you came, unable to even focus on jerking him off.
Satoru grabbed you by the hips once more, unraveling you so that you were leaning against his chest and sitting on his lip. He pressed kisses to your neck and shoulder as he reached up with one hand to He sneaked two fingers back to your clit and rubbed until your thighs were shaking once more and you were begging Satoru for him to fuck you.
“Come on now, honey, help me help you.” Satoru chuckled at your exhaustion, body still limp and somewhat trembling from the two quick orgasms he had just ripped out of you. He helped you turn around so that you were facing him and straddling his hips, cunt positioned perfectly above the tip of his dick.
You gingerly lowered yourself onto his cock, eyes rolling into the back of your head once his cock was sheathed completely inside of you. Satoru hissed at the way your walls were already clenching and fluttering around him, taking a few gentle thrusts to loosen you up a bit.
Before long, Satoru’s fingers were digging into your hips as he slammed you down on his cock to meet each of his thrusts deep inside of you. He fucked deep into you and with such vigor that you thought he might split you in half, but you held on for dear life until you thought you wouldn’t be able to take it anymore. You started to clench around him, crying out with every thrust that Satoru drove into you.
“‘Toru, I’m gonna—” You whined the rest of your sentence, too fucked out to form the words that he needed to hear you say.
“C’mon, sweetheart, I need to hear you say it.” Satoru watched as you threw your head back and arched your back while allowing your pussy to milk the cum out of his dick.
“I’m cumming…” You managed to hiss out as your third orgasm tore through your body before slumping against Satoru’s chest. He fucked you through his own orgasm, pressing hard enough on your hips to leave bruises, and moaning your name right in your ear while he filled you up.
Satoru rested his cheek against the crown of your head and ran his fingers over the crevice of your back as you both caught your breath. He held you gently as he moved to the side to pull his dick out of you, unable to keep his lewd smile from playing on his lips as he watched his cum spill from your pussy when he pulled out.
“What are you smiling at, hmm?” You asked, exhaustion laced in every crack of your voice.
“Oh, nothing.” Once Satoru made sure that you were tucked into bed all cozy like, he got up and retrieved a washcloth to clean you up before focusing on cleaning himself up.
He let you rest for almost an hour, no sly quips or awful horrible jokes—just his arm around you and your head pressed into his chest while he cradled you.
“You hungry?” He asked quietly, rubbing your shoulder. You stirred and rolled over onto your back, peering at him out of the corner of your eye.
“Couldn’t just let us have a nice moment, huh?” You teased, mustering enough strength to sit up on your elbows.
“Hey, now, you were practically sleeping on me for almost an hour! Do you want me to starve?” Satoru leaned over and pecked your lips, an easy smirk playing on his lips. You leaned onto one of your elbows while you used your other hand to caress his face. He closed his eyes and leaned into your touch, causing your heart to melt.
“Order the food, babes. You know my credit card information.” As soon as the words left your mouth, Satoru was up and out of bed, digging inside of the pockets of his forgotten pants to find his phone. He jumped back into bed beside you with his phone in hand.
“Best anniversary ever! I love you, y/n.” He pecked your lips once more and added a second, lingering and gentle kiss before unlocking his phone, already thinking of the yummy, slimy yakisoba he was going to order.
Satoru shot straight up in bed, staring at his phone with wide eyes. You leaned over and rested your head on his chest to see what got him so riled up after such a sweet moment. Then you saw the email from the Sugar Factory.
A $50 no-show fee has been charged to the card on file. Have a great night!
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✨101 writing prompts✨
So here I have written up 101 dialogue and scenario prompts for you to choose from! I hope I didn’t accidentally write doubles. But feel free to request for me to write using these or your own! As of right now:
Requests: open for business!
I’m mostly just writing for Christian Cage and Adam Copeland but don’t let that deter you from requesting other wrestlers, especially within AEW! I’ll do my best! If you use any for your writing, I only ask that you credit me ☺️ happy writing! 🩵
1 - “you know I love you, right?”
2 - “try and get some sleep baby”
3 - “is that really necessary?”
4 - “just…five more minutes”
5 - “okay but if we leave now, we can avoid all that traffic and…why are you staring at me like that?”
6 - “absolutely not. Put that back”
7 - “when was the last time we danced together?”
8 - “no, I didn’t want to wake you. You looked so peaceful!”
9 - “what do you think, does it look good on me?”
10 - “don’t you even think about walking through that door”
11 - “so this whole time you didn’t actually care about me?”
12 - “I can’t believe you’d think to hurt me like this. After everything we’d been through together”
13 - “no, no I’m not ready for it to end yet. Not like this”
14 - “please. Please don’t leave me. I need you”
15 - “I’m so scared…of you”
16 - “you have to understand, punching people or things is terrifying for me”
17 - “why can’t you understand that I don’t love you anymore?”
18 - “no, you lost me when you decided to kiss him/her”
19 - “we’re done. Get the fuck out of my house”
20 - “I wish I’d never met you”
21 - “I just…I feel like I wasted the last two years of my life”
22 - “why am I the last to hear about how you’re not in love with me anymore?”
23 - “fine, you want him/her so bad? Then go! I’m not going to wait for you anymore”
24 - “why should I wait for you to decide if you want to be my boy/girlfriend again?”
25 - “clearly this relationship was one sided this whole time, huh”
26 - “I was an idiot for thinking you could love me”
27 - “no. I don’t love you anymore”
28 - “he/she treats me better than you ever did”
29 - “every time I try to talk to you about this, you fucking walk off!”
30 - “come here, let me brush your hair”
31 - “you’re really warm…you sure you’re doing okay?”
32 - “why didn’t you tell me?”
33 - “come here, baby”
34 - “shh it’s okay, I’m here now”
35 - “it’s going to be okay. I’m going to help you but I need you to stay still”
36 - “would it help if I held your hand?”
37 - “they said what to you?”
38 - “show me where it hurts…oh honey, that’s bad. You need to see a doctor, I think that’s beyond what I can do to help”
39 - “why are you shaking? Are you cold?”
40 - “if it ever gets bad again, can you promise you’ll tell me? I don’t want you to go through this alone”
41 - “come to the bathroom. I’ll help you shower”
42 - “there we go. Let it all out”
43 - “I know taking medicine sucks but you have to take it if you want to get better”
44 - “I wish I could take the pain away for you”
45 - “do you need a massage? You look tense…”
46 - “no, I’m okay. It’s just cold”
47 - “please don’t worry about me”
48 - “it just gets hard sometimes yknow? And there really isn’t much anyone can do to make it better”
49 - “maybe not…but can I try at least make it more comfortable for you?”
50 - “please…I can’t breathe. It’s too much”
51 - “will you hold me?”
52 - “I know I’m not who you want to see right now but I’m desperate. Please. Stay with me”
53 - “I just need to know if there’s still a part of you that loves me…that misses what we had”
54 - “I fucked up…bad”
55 - “stay behind me okay? Everything will be alright”
56 - “why are your eyes red? Were you crying?”
57 - “do you remember when we first met?”
58 - “how much sugar are you putting in that?!”
59 - “if I lay back down with you, I’m never getting back up”
60 - “why don’t you like the nickname ‘princess/prince’? Is schnookums better?” - “absolutely not you cringe-“
61 - “I swear I’m not ticklish…stop looking at me like that, I’m not!”
62 - getting caught singing/dancing
63 - seeing you/them get hurt
64 - reacting to you/them on your/their period
65 - reacting to a panic attack
66 - having to do grocery shopping together
67 - reacting to you falling asleep on them
68 - rescuing you from a potentially dangerous situation
69 - having your first time in bed with each other
70 - how they are during a video/board/card game
71 - helping you/them feel better when you/they feel insecure about your/their body
72 - your first kiss
73 - how you first met (please request if you want a specific scenario!)
74 - taking care of each other after an event/match
75 - reacting to walking in on you/them crying
76 - reacting to walking in on you/them getting changed
77 - them standing up for you against someone/vice versa
78 - having to break up
79 - making up again
80 - realising you’re in love with each other
81 - meeting for the first time
82 - a small argument
83 - a big argument
84 - seeing them with children (your own or others)
85 - helping you with your makeup
86 - doing their makeup
87 - winding down after a long day together
88 - having a date night (you choose the type of date)
89 - dealing with long distance
90 - playfully teasing/irritating each other (if you so chose, could lead into an argument!)
91 - looking after each other when one is sick
92 - watching a movie and cheering up the other person when their sad during a death/sad moment
93 - reacting to you/them getting pregnant
94 - watching them bond with baby you-two
95 - showering/bathing together (can lead into smut)
96 - dealing with a traumatic event
97 - baking/cooking together
98 - teasing them (smut version)
99 - reconnecting after a long period away from each other
100 - double date
101 - breakup/getting back together sex
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hi!! i really loved your "being best friends with the inarizaki trio" and i was wondering if you could do a "being best friends with tanaka and nishinoya". thank you!!!!
— BEING BEST FRIENDS WITH TANAKA AND NISHINOYA
includes - nishinoya yuu and tanaka ryuunosuke
a/n - hi bub!! i’m so happy you liked my post about being bsfs w the inarizaki trio pls enjoy <33
google search bar: ‘define loud and annoying”
- a pic of your guys showed up <3
- jesus christ these boys are so protective over you it’s crazy
- 2 hype men for the price of 1
- sneaking out and getting food with them at 2am
- tutoring them so they can go to training camps
- YALL BITE EACH OTHER SO MUCH its basically yalls love language
- they literally start complaining if you don’t go to their games
- they always fight over who’s spare jersey you should wear
- one time you got a jersey that had ‘9′ on it because it was their numbers but added together but they misunderstood and thought you were supporting kageyama
- kageyama was so confused why his upperclassmen where glaring at him whenever he entered a room
- tanaka and noya forced kageyama to buy them meat buns after practice
- poor bby was so lost but he still did it anyways
- they think you look hot when you’re mad
- so. many. petnames.
- like at this point they don’t ever call you by your real name
- feeling insecure? sad? lonely? yeah not on their watch
- be prepared for cuddles, snacks and hugs galore
- if you’re crying they do 2 things:
1. threatens whoever or whatever made you cry no matter what is
2. hold you so tightly and declare their undying love for you and maybe a lil forehead kisses
- MOVIE NIGHTS EVERY WEEKEND
- scares you as much as they can because they love your reactions
- they take up 80% of your free time because they insist that you can’t handle being without them
- one time you cancelled on them to hang out with saeko for a girl’s day and 20 minutes into your shopping trip you saw them running straight towards you
- you tried to run away but you were outnumbered </3
- always sharing snacks at the back of the classroom
- they always tell you to stay away from other boys because they’re gross and don’t deserve you
- but if you do get a boyfriend, 9 times out of time, they would hate him
- to them, you’re their soulmate, bestfriend and everything in between
- and this musty boy thinks he’s good enough for you? no <3
- they’re the type of people to give backhanded compliments
- but they never take it too far because this is still the person you chose and they SOMETIMES respect that
- but if a miracle happens and they do actually like your partner then prepared to be teased 24/7 (as if you don’t already get teased)
- also for some reason if they ever post chaotic groups pics of you guys and they tag you? it’s not even in you, it’s on their buttcheek
- ceos of platonic flirting and i love yous
- at the end of the day, they are the most loyal, loving and supportive best friends you’ll ever have
- pls their comments on your ig posts *chefs kiss*
- its always them hyping you up
your comment section:
okay best friend, get it i guess
marry me??
please step on me i would do anything
LICK ME TEASE ME TOUCH ME FUCK ME
for any of the boys in this comment section. go choke they’re mine 😋
did you take my hoodie?
choke me
lol sit on my face
YEAH THATS MY BEST FRIEND YALL SUCK IT
gc name: soulmate shit *insert lip bite emoji* anyways this is a convo before a party
noya; hey hotties
tanaka; i just took a massive dump and i think i just lost 10 kilos
noya; what’s it like being a fucking idiot NOW WHERES MY BABY 😩🥰
tanaka; i thought i was your baby
noya; no ❤️
noya; babe
noya; my dear
noya; my love
noya; honey
noya; cupcake
noya; my sweet pea
noya; schnookums
tanaka; sweetheart please just answer
you; i have arisen from the dead
tanaka; lol same what are y’all wearing send pics
*the three of you guys send pics*
you; TWINS
noya; TWINS
tanaka; TWINS
noya; babe
you; yesss
noya; WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE LOOKING SO DAMN FINE ALL THE TIME
tanaka; she’s even wearing the necklace we got for their bday 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
you; you guys like or should i change??
tanaka; pump ya brakes do not change you’ll be doing everyone a favour by blessing them with your looks 😌😌
noya; bubs pls don’t. we get free drinks when you dress sexy 😾
you; i gotchu
tanaka; glad doing business with you 🤝
noya; we on our way now angel
you; okay see you soon bubba 🥰
noya; KENSKDKWHEIDNEOWJ
noya; okay see you
#haikyuu headcanons#haikyuu imagines#haikyuu x reader#haikyuu x y/n#haikyuu x you#haikyuu#haikyuu hcs#hq nishinoya#haikyuu!!#hq tanaka#hq x reader#nishinoya headcanons#nishinoya imagine#nishinoya x reader#nishinoya x you#nishinoya x y/n#nishinoya hcs#tanaka x reader#tanaka headcanons#tanaka imagine#tanaka x you#tanaka x y/n#tanaka hcs
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💘 + all of them ho
send me 💘 + A SHIP and i’ll tell you—
NARITY
where they first met and how: in a club in new york. nate was trying to hide from his surprise blind date and verity was trying to get her friends off her back. she propositioned him with the intent to ditch him the moment they made it outside, but even from the beginning, they’ve never been able to resist each other.
how long their ‘flirting’ phase was before feelings got involved: pretty sure nate was in love the moment he laid eyes on her. lest we forget he’s a FUCKIN SIMP.
who fell for who first: nate probably.
where their first date was and what it was like: battery park, i guess? nate was nervous, fumbling through dumb jokes, and probably got caught staring because he just couldn’t help himself. he thought about holding her hand the whole time, again, LIKE A SIMP.
who asks who out and how: they never had a moment where they were like “so we’re dating now, right?” they were just together.
who proposes first: nate.
if they keep / kept their relationship secret or let everyone know right away: they didn’t keep their relationship secret, they just didn’t feel as though it was anyone else’s business. they’re both private people, so if you saw them out together, cool. if not, cool. they’re too consumed with each other to really care.
where the proposal happens and how: first with a metal washer in his cousin’s nursery and then again at 5am, hungover, in his boxers after she’d ditched him for five days.
if they adopt any pets together: NORBERT THE GREMLIN
who’s more dominant: in life? verity. in bed? nate.
where their first kiss was and what it was like: i feel like nate probably would have tried to kiss her when they met up in battery park? whether or not she let him is another story, but he would have held her face in his hands with a sort of reverence he didn’t deserve to have after only knowing her for a few hours. it would have been soft and sweet to start and would have ended a little oooh is it hot in here
if they have any matching couples stuff: nah. they have shirts that match but only because verity steals his and wears them. he’s totally fine with it.
how into pda they are: they fuck in public ok.
who holds the umbrella when it rains: idk nate’s from washington, he probably only uses an umbrella a third of the time, he’s used to it. but he’d hold it for her because he lives to serve.
where their usual ‘date spot’ is: a bed, a wall, some random room at a party, a car. basically like a dr. seuss book.
who’s more protective: nate
how long it is before they sleep together: pretty sure verity made him wait a while. at least a month. maybe more. and you know he fkn waited.
if they argue about anything: they argue about everything. it’s forplay
who leaves more marks: oof, i don’t know, it might be pretty even?
who steals whose clothes and how often: verity steals his clothes always.
how they cuddle: i don’t feel like they have a favorite position? nate just always wants to be touching her
what their favourite nonsexual activity is: arguing
how long they stay mad at each other: sometimes minutes, sometimes years. it depends on the mood, i guess.
what their usual coffee / tea orders are: black. sometimes nate likes oat milk in his
if they ever have any children together: unfairity rip
if they have any special pet names for each other: nah. nate calls her baby but nothing gross like schnookums or w/e
if they ever split up and / or get back together: lmao, did you mean their entire relationship
what their shared living space is like: nate isn’t much of a decorator. when he lived alone, he was very minimalist bc he didn’t really care that much. so verity gets to take the lead with the decorating, which means gothic, artsy, high fkn class. he knows better than to fuck with her aesthetic
what their first christmas / hanukkah / etc as a couple was like: they prob just snuck off to bang
what their names are in each other’s phones: she’s in his as verity, he’s in hers as w/e she’s feeling about him that day. ned whiteforest, mortal enemy, etc
if they have any ‘couple traditions’: arguing?
who falls asleep first and who wakes up first: verity goes to sleep first (because she sleeps better when he’s in bed with her) and nate wakes up first. usually.
who’s the big spoon / little spoon: nate likes to be the big spoon but he doesn’t care as long as he’s touching her
who kills the spiders / takes them outside: i feel like nate would put a cup over it to deal with later bc he’s a lowkey bitch and verity would just be like FOR FUCKS SAKE and squish it with some toilet paper and call it a day
ALBEC
where they first met and how: either on the mission that sealed her fate with the pirates or shortly thereafter when she was taken back to the camp. either way, it wasn’t exactly pleasant
how long their ‘flirting’ phase was before feelings got involved: feelings were always involved. they were just feelings like annoyance and jealousy and frustration.
where their first date was and what it was like: idk i feel like maybe they get sent on a mission together and take a little detour, sneak a bottle of wine from somewhere and find a little place not completely covered in dust and sand and just get wine drunk and shit talk each other and laugh. and it wasn’t meant to be a date but the feeling sort of sneaks in halfway through, and there are a few lingering glances and shy smiles and even though both of them are having trouble keeping their eyes from falling to the other’s lips, it doesn’t end in a kiss. sexual tension baby
who asks who out and how: i’m still figuring out their dynamic but i feel like they’d start hanging out maybe and it’d feel like they were together but also not? and al would get so annoyed eventually she’d just demand that he tell her what they are
who proposes first: beckett?
if they keep / kept their relationship secret or let everyone know right away: they’d probably keep it kind of secret, sneaking into each other’s rooms at night, finding reasons to wander away from camp, sharing secret smiles across the room.
where the proposal happens and how: good question! i’m glad you asked. idk
if they adopt any pets together: probably not
who’s more dominant: beckett probably. but al’s got a few surprises up her sleeve when she builds up some confidence and experience
where their first kiss was and what it was like: al shows up at beckett’s room after rolling around in bed unable to sleep. she stalks to his room, flustered and annoyed and she’s not really sure what she’s doing there or what she’s going to say when he opens the door, so she just sort of opens and closes her mouth for a moment and then just attacks his face with her face. because who needs words.
if they have any matching couples stuff: no
how into pda they are: probably not very? part of the fun might be in keeping it secret, anyway
who holds the umbrella when it rains: beckett is way taller than al so probs him. if they use them at all
where their usual ‘date spot’ is: they don’t have a usual spot, just somewhere with the least amount of dust
who’s more protective: beckett
how long it is before they sleep together: a long time
if they argue about anything: beckett likes to push her buttons, so they argue a lot
who leaves more marks: maybe al 👀
who steals whose clothes and how often: she probably steals a shirt to sleep in from time to time
how they cuddle: successfully.
what their favourite nonsexual activity is: playful shit talking <3
how long they stay mad at each other: al pretends to stay mad but he’s a charming idiot so it’s hard
what their usual coffee / tea orders are: another good question. don’t know
if they ever have any children together: i don’t actually feel like al wants to have children? not in the world as it is now
if they have any special pet names for each other: idk does idiot count?
if they ever split up and / or get back together: i don’t feel like they’d be an on/off couple?
what their shared living space is like: a little messy, a few plants, nothing too furnished because they’re always moving around.
what their first christmas / hanukkah / etc as a couple was like: al handmade him something, spent a lot of time on it and second-guessed herself the whole time. beckett pretended to like it even if he didn’t. or he totally roasted her. who knows
what their names are in each other’s phones: he’s in hers as just eyeroll emojis. he’s probably got some nickname for her that annoys her in his
if they have any ‘couple traditions’: training?
who falls asleep first and who wakes up first: al probably goes to sleep and wakes up first
who’s the big spoon / little spoon: al would enjoy being the little spoon i think
who kills the spiders / takes them outside: al would herd it into a cup or container and set it free. she’d probably even tell it to enjoy it’s freedom and call it ‘little buddy’
REVINIA
you already did this and it was perfect????
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Title: Nice Day for a White Wedding - Chapter 3 Collaborator Name: ceealaina Card Number: 3088 Link: AO3 Square Filled: A2 - Premonitions Ship: IronHusbands Rating: Teen Major Tags: Fluff, Romance, Idiots in Love Summary: Tony has a premonition about their future Word Count: 1179 (7149 total)
Rhodey woke up slowly to sunshine streaming through the windows and warming his body and soft, ticking kisses being peppered over his bare chest. He wrinkled his nose and kept his eyes closed, but his hand came up to comb through Tony’s soft, messy hair. “Morning, baby,” he hummed as his thumb stroked over the base of Tony’s neck.
“Finally!” Tony said, all indignant, and Rhodey’s lips curled into a grin. “I’ve been waiting hours for you to wake up.”
“Have not,” Rhodey replied, unconcerned and keeping his eyes closed, and Tony sighed.
“Okay, fine, maybe not hours,” he admitted. He pulled back then, but before Rhodey could protest, Tony was shifting to throw his legs over Rhodey’s waist, sprawling out the length of his chest. He shifted to give him a real kiss, and Rhodey felt him smile when he wrapped his arms around Tony’s lower back in turn. “Felt like hours,” he grumbled against his mouth.
Rhodey just hummed, shifting lazily beneath him. “Tell you what, give me like another hour and I’ll make it up to you, I promise.”
“Noo,” Tony whined. “Honeybear, listen. I’ve got something to tell you.”
“Oh yeah? What’s that.”
“I’m psychic!”
Rhodey snorted and did open his eyes then, blinking sleepily up at his husband. “I’m sorry,” he said, stroking his fingers teasingly over the base of Tony’s spine. “You’re what, now?”
“I’m psychic!”
“Why do you sound excited? I thought you hated magic. Should I alert Stephen Strange? I’m sure he’d be thrilled to mentor you.”
Tony ducked his head and snorted into Rhodey’s throat. “You’re such an asshole,” he told him, not really sounding upset about it. “I feel like you’re not taking me seriously at all.”
“Yeah? That’s good, cause I’m not.”
“Dick.”
“You want my dick,” Rhodey retorted. Tony giggled before tamping down on it, trying not to encourage him.
“You’re ridiculous,” he told him. “Everyone thinks I’m the ridiculous one, but no. It’s the big shiny air force colonel.” Tony huffed. “Aren’t you going to let me tell you about my premonition or not?”
“Ohh, it’s a premonition now.”
“Okay, maybe more of a dream,” Tony admitted.
Rhodey started laughing. “So now you think you’re psychic because of a dream? You’re such a dork, man.”
“I hate you,” Tony grumbled, hand rubbing over Rhodey’s side. “I want a divorce.”
“Too bad, cause you’re stuck with me. We’re married for keeps. No take backsies.”
“No take backsies?” Tony burst out laughing. “God, I love you.”
“Glad to hear the first major fight of our marriage is over. It was a rough one. Didn’t know if we’d make it. Was touch and go there for awhile. I -- mmph.” He was cut off as Tony arched up, kissing him silent. Rhodey hummed into his mouth, hands sliding lower to palm over his ass. Kissing Tony was his favourite thing in the world, and it would take a stronger man than him to resist it. “I love you, too,” he murmured when they pulled apart again, voice gone husky. “I’m sorry,” he added, kissing the tip of Tony’s nose because he loved the way his face scrunched up. “Tell me about your dream.”
Tony rolled away, sprawling out on his back beside him instead. “I don’t know if I want to tell you now,” he said, staring loftily up at the ceiling.
“Aww, come on.” Rhodey rolled over too, pressing kisses over the ticklish parts of Tony’s chest until he was squirming beneath him. “I want to know, baby. Really.”
“Okay!” Tony said, relenting immediately. He shifted onto his side, propping himself up on one elbow so he could use his fingertips to doodle equations over Rhodey’s chest while he talked. “So there was you, and me, and we were on a beach. I think on that island we went to in ‘03, remember? With the house with the swing?
Rhodey hummed. “You and me on a private island? I think I like where this was going.”
“Mmm.” Tony looked away suddenly, awkward, eyes focused somewhere around Rhodey’s belly button. “So there was you and me, and we were sitting on the beach watching the sunset. And then… And then there was a little boy. Like a baby but big enough to walk and talk and stuff. And he came running up, and he wanted to show us some seashells he found, and…” Tony looked up to meet his gaze again. “And he had your eyes.”
Rhodey’s breath caught, and he grabbed Tony’s hand over his chest, tangling their fingers together. “Tones,” he breathed.
Tony was grinning at him now. “And then you told him it was time for bed, and he tried to run away but he was shrieking and laughing, and you just swung him up over your head and you were laughing too, and it just felt so right, and we were so happy…” He leaned in close, pressing a kiss to the corner of Rhodey’s lips. “I think that was our future, honeybear.”
Rhodey grinned, reaching over to yank Tony back on top of him, laughing softly at his yelp of surprise. He leaned up to kiss him, brushing a stray curl back from his forehead and smiling when Tony leaned into his touch.
“You wanna have a baby, baby?”
“You’re such a dork,” Tony told him. “But, um. Yeah.” He gave Rhodey an absolutely blinding smile, more than a little goofy. “Yeah, I wanna have a baby. I really wanna have a baby. It wasn’t just the dream,” he admitted. “I mean the dream was real, I definitely did dream that. Which is kind of weird, right? Usually my dreams aren’t so… tangible? Honestly, half the time I just dream in equations, although maybe that’s not dreaming, that might just be that fugue state I go into in the ‘shop. I mean, I’m probably not entirely conscious either, but it’s definitely not full-on sleeping.”
“Tones…” Rhodey’s voice was gentle, used to dealing with Tony’s rambling tangents.
“Right! Point being, I didn’t just come up with this tonight. I’ve actually been thinking about this for awhile. Like… Since the wedding. Actually, before the wedding even, but I’ve done pretty much everything backwards in my life, so I felt like I should probably get this in the right order.” He trailed off with a sheepish smile. “I just really want that dream to be our future.”
“It is,” Rhodey told him simply. Tony blinked at him a moment and then he was shifting up to kiss him again, deeper this time and ridiculously loving. Rhodey kissed him back, grinning against his lips, and then he flipped them so he was leaning over Tony.
“Come on baby,” he purred, nuzzling against his neck. “Let’s make a baby.”
Tony snorted, but his hands were sliding lower down Rhodey’s back. “Pretty sure we’re missing a few parts there, schnookums.”
Rhodey shrugged, smirking. “Maybe. Doesn’t hurt to try until we work out the details though, right?”
Tony gave a delighted laugh, pulling Rhodey closer still. “And they say I’m the genius...”
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