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scamster my beloved <3
he absolutely does btw
#my art#they're so fun i love them#scam is my favorite to draw ever#hes so <3#dndads#dndaddies#dungeons and daddies#jodie foster dndads#dndads jodie foster#scam likely dndads#scam likely#dndads scam likely#scamster
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Random fun facts about my Twst ocs
pt,3 (its gonna be long)
Maddex Hatcliff
His hair is white with orange strands
he cuts his own hair (we can tell)
was a victim of trey's oyster sauce prank
he was like 11 and making a tart for fun and remembered trey telling him over the phone that oyster sauce makes it taste better
he hates oyster sauce for this specific reason
he's ambidextrous because he thought being able to write with his left hand would be fun
has terrible memory so he ends up mixing his stories together
however he does know all of heartslabyul's rules (just so he could find loopholes for every single one)
he's a go with the flow type of guy so you rarely ever see him upset
he knows how to do magic tricks
he dotes on riddle a lot and is mostly seen with him when he's not on class
Krohn Luteus
he dances when he cooks
is honestly really forgetful
he also gets scammed easily (Azul & ruggie you better stay away)
his solution is to cook food whenever people are arguing (it always works)
him and Ezmond are mostly found in the library cuz they're always studying together
ruggie makes krohn go on errands with him because he knows Krohn will say yes without asking for anything in return (he's just happy to be there)
he beat jack in an arm wrestling contest
talks to himself sometimes
will do a lot of things but giving his recipes away is where he draws the line (Azul is frustrated by this)
Viridis Ashengrotto
Emo
is NOT a morning person at all
is childhood friends with Leo
he tweaks out a lot for a lot of things
he was so mad he got placed in octavinelle because that meant he'd have to listen to Azul
he has to be woken up by Alfred otherwise he's sleeping through the whole day
is actually a well known painter
has sold a lot of his paintings already so he has a good amount of money
buys from luxury brands but rarely wears them because he's mostly painting (he can afford them)
sometimes he uses his merform to paint multiple things at the same time
is a great singer as well
his second best subject is animal linguistics
he knows how to play the bass
he sometimes collects scraps in the sea and makes art out of them
has slightly better grades in PE than azul
he sucks at potion making tho
Leo Kerdo
His merform is two times the size of his human form
The reason he's grumpy most of the time is because his human form is really short
he's much calmer when he's in his merform tho (still a little grumpy but not as much as usual)
he's what I'd like to call "Impatiently Patient" where he's gonna be patient with someone but he's gonna complain the whole time
He deals with Viri tweaking out a lot and he's the one who constantly has to set him straight (he smacks the shit outta him sometimes)
probably the only octavinelle student in flight class to actually be really good at flying
is surprisingly good at fighting despite his size
has a really big appetite
complains a lot when viri asks him for help but still helps him anyway (also cuz he gets compensation from Viri)
Alfred Manta
can cook really well
He's the one that does Viri's hair in the morning
His nickname for Viri is "Bocchan"
is easily irritated but hides it really well
he may or may not be responsible for any minor inconvenience you have
nobody can prove that he did it
often the one to speak for his brother if nobody can understand his gestures
Him and Rook have a sort of cat and mouse rivalry
him and Jade hate each other
got some sorta butler beef between them for their respective Ashengrotto
they both try to hunt each other down (its basically two stalkers playing hide and seek with each other)
likes photography
has a weird collection of candid photos of everyone (when did he take them? only he knows the answer to that)
purposefully stands in the dark near the light switch to scare anyone who comes in but then acts like everything's completely normal (freak)
his favorite food is shrimp (run yuu)
Reese Manta
mostly snickers and giggles
he's selectively mute
he's very silly
he doesn't really care much for people so you don't really see him hanging out with anyone outside of viri,leo,and his brother
Can write really fast
he can draw but mostly just draws silly doodles on his sketchpad
he's very expressive even when he doesn't talk
he talks when his brother isn't around to talk for him but he usually whispers it on someone else's ear (viri) so they can talk for him
he doesn't really feel like he has much to say so he doesn't say anything
tho he does talk out loud when he's got a great insult or just an insult in general
him and Floyd are surprisingly good friends
once tried to gross Viri out by shoving takoyaki in front of his face and Viri looked him dead in the eyes and ate it with no hesitation
Viri gained his respect that day
his favorite food is tempura
Ezmond Morado
He lets Krohn braid his hair sometimes when they hang out
is really good at sewing
makes his own outfits sometimes
He was the one who managed the pomefiore dorm in rook and vil's absence in book 6 (it's like vil never left)
krohn makes him eat more even though he has a diet
Pan Nikos
low key has a sleeper build (he used to work out)
is technically related to Jade and Floyd cuz their Mama's are sorta cousins
his stamina is situation dependant
he can be rushing in without getting tired or he's dead on the floor the first minute in
never let bro play rage games
Peyn Algos
thinks he's more mature than the others but he's really not
he got his UM when he was encountering overblot malleus
he can speak fae tongue
picks fights with sebek the most (mostly cuz they're both really similar)
Idia Shroud's #1 glazer (only in the presence of people he hates)
almost fist fought Rollo in glomas
Lucien Thornhill
His hair is naturally curly and orange
he straightens it very often
needs glasses but doesn't wear them to maintain his appearance
has a resting bitch face
he's a perfectionist
one of malleus's retainers appointed by the senate
is an owl fae
has a younger brother named Edwin that goes to Royal Sword who is an owl fae
he is really great at sports, Spelldrive especially
has a weird hyperfixation on balusters
one minor inconvenience away from a crashout
sebek low key has beef with him
carved his own wand and uses that instead of the magical pens they give you
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ignore how I posted this unfinished
#i missclicked#but yeah#twst oc#twisted wonderland oc#twst#twisted wonderland#oc#twst wonderland#Maddex Hatcliff#Krohn Luteus#viridis ashengrotto#Leo Kerdo#Alfred Manta#Reese Manta#Ezmond Morado#Pan Nikos#Peyn Algos#Lucien Thornhill#heartslabyul#savanaclaw#octavinelle#pomefiore#ignihyde#Diasomnia#malleus#sebek#jade leech#floyd leech#idia shroud#rook hunt
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Books For People Who Liked Leverage and White Collar
I've always been a big non-fiction reader, and I'm particularly fond of frauds, scams, and white collar crime. Ever since I finished White Collar last year, I've been meaning to pull together a collection of related books. As you'll quickly learn if you dive into this list, the truth is often wilder than fiction. (A lot more FBI agents yelling FUCK YOU!! at each other across board room tables, for one thing.)
IMPORTANT! Please don't pirate! It hurts authors. Most of these books are available through your local library, including as e-books. You can help local bookstores by purchasing through bookshop dot org, or as audiobooks through libro dot fm.
Category #1: Stand Outs and All-Time Favorites


Bad Blood reads like a thriller, and I genuinely mean that. It's gripping, it's incredible reporting, it's just a jaw-dropping story. Theranos was one of the biggest corporate frauds in history, and Carreyrou masterfully details its rise and fall. Not to spoil what could be considered the book's big twist, but there's no one better to write it, either.
Empire of Pain is also masterful reporting by a well-regarded journalist, but it leans more family drama than thriller. This details the personal machinations that helped create the opioid crisis in America. [Leverage: Redemption 1x1, which IIRC was actually written before the Met removed the Sackler name from their exhibits. Also goes well paired with The Fall Of The House Of Usher.]


Rogues: True Stories of Grifters, Killers, Rebels and Crooks is a collection of Radden Keefe's writing for The New Yorker. It explores wine crime (Leverage 5x13 and White Collar 1x12 directly draw from this), a passionate defense attorney, whistle blowers, hit men, and international organized crime. While I recommend the book, much of this content is available for free at newyorker dot com / contributors / patrick-radden-keefe (you can use paywallreader dot com to legally get around the paywall).
Number Go Up moves quickly and is full of fascinating characters and unexpected celebrity cameos. You've got your cringe rappers, your coke-on-a-yacht billionaires, your Harry Potter rationalist poly cult. Seriously, I wish I could read this again for the first time.
Category #2: Odd, "Cozy", Strange


The Feather Thief covers a unique crime by a 20-year-old obsessed with fly fishing.
The Art Thief tells the story of Stéphane Bréitwieser, the most prolific art thief of all time. He stole during the day, from museums full of people, again and again - over 200 times, in fact. He kept his treasures in his bedroom. A fascinating portrait of a strange criminal.
Category #3: Grab Bag
Including stuff that's more adjacent to the topic but still of interest, books I got part way through, and books that are still on my TBR.









Chickenshit Club I'm part way through and enjoying, Never Split the Difference is GREAT and includes lots of true hostage negotiating stories, Fancy Bear Goes Phishing I couldn't get into but that could be because I don't need two pages of text explaining what a string is. (I'm planning on giving it another go.)
Anansi's Gold and The Corporation are both on my TBR; Con Queen of Hollywood is a riveting con story for the first half but gets a little bogged down in biography in the second half.
The Confidence Game is on my TBR and is a classic of the genre, Molly's Game is one of my partner's favorite books, and The Gospel Of Wellness does a great job at exposing how scammy the entire wellness industry is.
Genuinely there are SO many more books I could have included, and I might do another post at some point. Some books were left off intentionally, because I didn't care for them or because another book did it better. Some books were left off simply because my white collar/fraud/cons TBR is extensive and I can't include everything! And some were left off simply because I don't know about them. I'm always looking for quality non-fiction - please do share any related recommendations in the notes.
#leverage#white collar#I'm feeling a little foggy today so I hope this is coherent!#anyway please read number Go Up. it was phenomenal
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What has been your favourite art piece you have drawn? And your favourite character u have drawn?
AUGH I LOVE THESE QUESTIONS BUT IM SO INDECISIVE SO IM GONNA SHOW SOME OF MY FAVORITE WORKS ACROSS DIFFERENT MEDIA

This was my first creature art for the roblox game i’m helping on called Legends of Pandora, and it taught me a LOT about how to translate colors into my style


This was my first ever painting commission, and was the first time i’ve ever used gold foil and textures for paintings. Unfortunately I kinda got scammed with it, but the experience was still pretty awesome. I think the final products still looks pretty great in their room too!

This is one of a whole group of sculptures I made for my senior show for highschool! I graduated last summer, and wanted to try something new so I decided to go all out. I did sculpts, felting, and some wire art, but this cheetah is by far my favorite.
THIS WAS MY FAVORITE ART TRADE IVE DONE SO FAR!! I pushed myself a LOT with this one, I made a rendered piece with a dynamic pose, I actually tried a background for once, I tried drawing water for once, I used layer modes like multiply and lighten and stuff, and I even used a noise screen for it! This was a fun challenge

These were from a batch of my first time using Ink and paintbrushes andAHHH I honestly loved it. If i had the money for my own supplies, I’d absolutely use this again!!
THIS WAS MY FIRST 3D ENVIRONMENT!! I MADE THIS TWO WEEKS AGO AND I AM VERY PROUD!! I modeled EVERYTHING! Except the water but I taught myself how to set up the nodes for it!
AAANNNDDD my favorite character will always be Piper or Bentley, who belong in the same universe but aren’t directly connected (Piper knows Bentleys brother instead) She’s a goofball and I adore her, and all of the characters I made around her, Bentley and Maddox. Here’s some art I found on my phone.



The last one is terrible quality but i have no clue how to find the magma page i drew it on so oops. If you click on it it helps!
Also also if you meant character as preexisting character from some sort of media haha oops, i ran out of image space. I don’t often draw characters, but it’s probably art of Hancock from Fallout, who I used to teach myself new shading methods. Can you tell I try a lot of weird/random things and end up getting happy with how they turn out?
#art#design#wings of fire#dragons#oc#uhh what else do i tag here#idk#ramble#art dump#painting#traditional art#digital art#blah blah#it’s midnight i should go to sleep#verrix speaks
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Do you have any tip (or like a book rec) for composition and/or perspective? I'd like to improve that skills but I dont even know where to start 😭
Oh boy, I'm not sure if the way I do it is the best way 🥲. I avoid studying art like the plague in the traditional sense. I don't look up tutorials, read art books, or use grids for perspectives because I straight up don't understand them. That way of working, where you break down the steps in such a methodical way, doesn't work for me. The few times I've tried to use a grid, it ended up looking so wrong to me, and I couldn't make it work, hah! Whenever I've tried to take a 'study' approach to my art, it has stunted my progress and taken the joy out of it.
I wing it a lot. Sometimes I take photos of various items like cups and books and use them as perspective lines because I like a very tactile and hands-on approach to feeling out the composition in real life. The same goes for reference photos for anatomy —I try to understand it in a physical way by moving around myself and sometimes filming or taking photos of myself, but most of the time, I just wing it!
For this piece, I just closed my eyes and prayed. One of the easiest ways for me to build up a composition, is by stacking things and avoiding the floor (it's basically cheating, hah). It makes it look like you know what you're doing when really, you don't. I stacked the front of the boat in front of the mast, which is in front of the tentacle, and so on. Then I just gradually made things smaller as they moved further away until it felt right, rather than being accurate. And if you tilt the composition a bit (this one tilts a bit to the left) and make the characters overlap, then BAM, it looks like it's all intentional.
For this one, I took a picture of the bottom corner of my shelf with a wide-angle, to get the floor right because my brain couldn't comprehend it 🤔
I do study art somewhat by actively observing and breaking down pieces I love that are made by other artists. For example, when I started drawing my comic, I read all of One Piece and Fullmetal Alchemist and took my time to understand their panelling and the tricks they used. I'd stop and look at a page, really taking my time to understand how they were telling the story. I was surprised to find that sometimes they barely drew anything at all for several panels, yet I was never in doubt about who was talking and where they were.
I think, by looking at my art, you can tell that I grew up with Oda's illustrations. I still love how vibrant and well-composed they are, especially how he plays with perspective until it feels right and looks amazing, even if it doesn’t always make anatomical or logical sense. That's the vibe I'm going for as well—just mashing things around until I feel good about it.
One thing that really helped me was letting go of the idea that it has to be perfect or always make sense. For example, this Halloween piece is one of my personal favorites, but if you look at Dakon's foot for too long, you can tell that it's way too small and doesn't match the perspective at all. However, I was satisfied with the overall feeling of the piece, so I just left it.
The only time I've ever "studied" anything art-related was when I went to film school for animation and learned how to animate in 3D, and let me tell you, what a fucking scam. You can learn all of that, and more, just by watching YouTube videos (which I did, lol).
I feel like that wasn't very helpful at all 😭 Is there a particular piece you're curious about, maybe? I'm always ready to break down my pieces and explain how I go about composing them!
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A bunch of ink studies and sketches.
I love Tiny's nose. It's so fun to draw. And I think I'm getting a handle on drawing him as a kid. He's an adorable little weirdo with a thousand-yard stare.
Ravio is another one of my favorite Zelda characters, I like the idea that he's a heavily sarcastic scam artist who also makes one of the most harrowing ethical choices ever seen in a Zelda game. While wearing a bunny hood. Also Sheerow is the most competent one on the top row.
I've been trying to figure out everyone's height in relation to each other, and wow, the downfall and adult timeline Links are tiny. To some extent with video game heights you just have to accept that getting exact values is a fool's errand. Oh sure, you can pull out the model and measure it, but then you have to account for the fact that there's lots of size multipliers applied to models that can change throughout the game, and that the entire world might not quite use the same measurements as ours, plus stylistic differences, and... yeah it's hard. It's pretty clear most Links are tiny (except Tiny, who ends up being huge canonically) and I'm going to make Ravio about 4'7" / 140cm. Since it's hard to reconcile the wide range in sizes of Hylians, I think there's just a tendency for some to be very small, just like the Gerudo have a tendency for some to be very large, and certain ethnic groups have more or less of this. The ones surviving in the harsh environments of flooded and downfall timelines tend to have more of the smaller Hylians.
In the middle we have Link from OG Zelda and Adventure of Link. He's probably even shorter than Ravio. I've given him a Phrygian cap, which is pretty cool and loaded with symbolism. I've also drawn his fairy form, and tried to keep the curly hat shape. He's green because of course, but also a little red for the color shift when he uses the shield spell.
At the bottom we have a rough idea for a shadow beast from Twilight Princess, because they were hugely influential to me and one of my favorite designs ever, though I think I have to refine this further.
Also a maneless lynel! No thoughts only big kitty.
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what is leverage about 🔥🔥🔥💥💥💥🔥 it sounds cool💥💥💥💥🐺(i had to spice up my ask)
leverage is a show in which every episode a crew of five people (mastermind, grifter, hitter, hacker, thief) scam rich assholes out of their money and give that back to the people they harmed!! it started right after the ‘08 financial crisis and oh boy does the hatred towards people who profit off of things that hurt normal people show
every episode is like “please leverage crew i need help this company’s business choices lead to the death of my loved one! i don’t care about money, i just wanna make sure they never hurt other people again :(“ and then the crew do something so insane that it ends up tanking the company’s reputation and the CEO personally is cancelled five times over and the person who asked for help and every other victim get thousands of dollars
it’s also absolutely hilarious and has some really compelling characters- and god watching it for the first time this year it is so refreshing to see a team like this just. be friends with each other?? and not get into conflicts constantly over nothing??? idk their team dynamic really reminds me of 2012 avengers fanfic where they all live together in the same building and hawkeye’s in the vents it’s just really nostalgic to me
and of course the biggest draw: it’s free on youtube baby!!!!!!!!!! here’s a link to the first season, if you like the first episode you’ll like the rest of it (i will say also. they really get better about writing parker and hardison. like the characters are gonna be a little rough in the pilot obvs but god rewatching that ep hardison is so “black character obviously written by white people” and parker has some cringe “lol random” lines)
that’s all you really need to know but also character descriptions below the cut because i like them :3 no spoilers this is all pretty basic stuff
nate ford - mastermind. an ex-insurance investigator with catholic guilt and an alcohol problem. this character sounds like he would be boring as hell (at least to me) but god he does some weird shit and acts in such a way that makes him somehow endearing
sophie devereaux - grifter. talented actress but ONLY when committing crimes. she particularly loves stealing art. overdramatic queen who loves dressing up and messing with peoples heads.
eliot spencer - hitter. they somehow manage to give him a fight scene in every single episode no matter what i fuckin love it the fight choreography is so good- anyway he’s my favorite character and i don’t know how to describe him concisely honestly.
alec hardison - hacker. young guy in his very early 20s (22 i believe?) who’s a total geek and thinks he’s hot shit (and. he is. he’s really good at what he does) i don’t remember if it’s canon he has ADHD but he does mention a few times he has attention problems and i find him relatable so
parker - thief. an autistic woman who’s special interest is climbing in to air ducts and then stealing all the money she can. genuinely probably the best autistic character i’ve ever seen i love her she’s so silly and heartfelt
anyway yeah i love them all they’re so fun :3
#leverage#i cannot stress how funny and compelling and heartwarming the show is#and also how WILD the heists get. like they keep managing to one up themselves. and it went for 5 seasons.#also also if you’ve ever come across incorrect quote blogs and looked at a few. you will have a nice surprise in the pilot episode#audience participation#crazwaz posted
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I almost scammed u ngl but here spider woman kafka!
her spider fit is questionable tho. Not her final outfit
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THIS IS AMAZING????? OH MY FUCKING GOD. OH MY GODDDDDDDDD. THE SMUG LITTLE SMILE. HER HAIR DOWN. OH MY DAYS. NO WORDS THIS IS SO FUCKING GOOD I DIDNT KNOW U COULD DRAW LIKE THAT FR. WHAT THE HELLLLLL IM ACTUALLY LOSING MY MIND SHE LOOKS SO SEXY. KAFKA IN SPANDEX. PLEASE LORD JUST ONE CHANCE JUST ONE JUST 15 MINUTES IN A SEALED ROOM WITH HER, FUCK
this is my favorite thing ever shes so beautiful thank you for sharing my day was so long you just saved me fr 😭😭😭😭😭😭❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
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So... due to my hyperfixation with a currently-airing bl show, I tried digging into more information about its main actors. I found out... maybe way too much about one of them.
One of them got arrested by Thai Police in 2018 for scamming a Finnish-Thai millionaire couple out of 24 MILLION DOLLARS-worth of cyptocurrency 👀
What in the Ocean's 11 plot is this?! What kind of an interestingly colored past must you have if you keep playing these innocent bambi roles but scamming millionaires left and right?
Instead of hating on this actor, I found I respected him even more 😅 He and his family scammed a 22-year old Finnish millionaire, who also gained his business by trading in other people's questionable cryptocurrency. As far as I'm concerned, it's the rich eating the rich and I'm here for it 🤣🤣🤣
And I know other BL actors have had shady crimes and accusations before (someone from DMD killed his girlfriend--now THAT is sinister), but this one has GOT to be my favorite. Getting arrested is one thing; getting arrested for a failed Ocean's 11 cryptoscam is something else.
And what a messed up moral compass I must have, for apparently I draw the line with murder, domestic abuse, violence, discrimination and bullying. But stealing from other millionaires? A-okay with me.
I'm not gonna put it in the main tags because I don't want to spread any hate since he was released (don't know if this was ever settled, but it looks like it, if he's back in the industry now). I'm putting it under his original name instead. Dig into this rabbithole if you want.
And dude, I respect you more now. I hope you get even more famous than this (and please don't steal anymore, thank you).

#boom jiratpisit#boom jiratpisit jaravijit#thai bl actors#this further proves that you are a very talented actor my dude#if you had to commit a crime#this one might not look so bad#at the very least it earns you some street cred#i blame jack and joker for this mentality#the chain of hearts casting makes even more sense now#he did try to rebirth himself onto someone else#and him relating to his current role also makes more sense now#because he lost his acting career because of this#so getting usurped by other actors when he had such a promising acting career ahead must have stung very hard#i think the stealing is more of a sidequest haha#it is a family enterprise#he is danny ocean#thank God it wasnt an abuse claim or something along those lines#I love top form i really want to keep supporting it#this story just gives boom more street cred 😅#give him a proper oceans 11 bl 😅#boom
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Gotta say! Never expected you to be someone who enjoyed something like LOOK OUTSIDE, but in hindsight, considering your flagship oc is basically boat body horror turned boat body horror but with teeth and eyes and flesh, it isn’t that surprising.
1. Neither did I, but what can I say, I like me some good body horror every once in a while. I watched a video covering the demo a few months ago and was intrigued, but only found out that the finished version had come out out yesterday when I didn’t have 7 or so hours to throw at the no commentary videos I was watching. The writing is stellar, the music and sound design are fantastic, and of course the creature design is top-notch. More spoiler-y thoughts under the cut. Huge recommend to anyone who likes body horror and eldritch horror!
2. PLEASE NOT HIM I CANT LET HIM BE MY FLAGSHIP OC
The teeth family storyline is heartbreaking and really shows the heart of the game with how you’re able to play with the one kid before he completely loses himself, the whole Fredrick storyline is a great mix of sad and hilarious(the way god Fred just drops the act and lights a cigarette when called out on it being a scam was GOLD), not to mention all the character interactions being pretty realistic. I love how even some of the most horrifically warped people are still sane and trying to just live their lives. I love the rat baby thing but honestly my favorite party member is probably the roaches just because of how nonsensical yet charming they are. The way it starts as just one roach writing little messages on a scrap of paper because you didn’t kill it, and then it draws a little picture, and then eventually you get to recruit a bunch of roaches in a trench coat? THE COMPLAINT ABOUT HAVING TO FILE TAXES INDIVIDUALLY? Incredible. Outstanding. 10/10. Not even the apocalypse will save us from taxes I guess.
I appreciate how varied the designs are and how they gradually get more and more fucked up over the course of the story without just universally devolving into incomprehensible gunk— body horror tends to lose my interest when it just gets to the point of just being like, miscellaneous flesh slop with eyes or whatever. At that point it’s less body horror so much as just gross-out horror; if you can’t tell it was ever a body in the first place, and there’s no buildup to it being unrecognizable from a previous state, it isn’t really BODY horror anymore. LOOK OUTSIDE perfectly manages escalating the horror without relying purely on making it more grotesque via the “more eyes more flesh more teeth” route. You get that to some degree, but you also get a monster made almost entirely out of needles, or ones that are made up of one or more people now fused to and spilling out of various twisting pipes, the ones that are just people made of different combinations of hands or fingers, the worms, the security guard fused to a bunch of TV screens and a chair, the meat cars, etc. So much creativity.
Also this is a relatively minor thing but I think a lot of the names are also really good, too; the Cop Car, Typewrither, and Not A Cowboy Hat come to mind, though I’m probably forgetting a lot that appeared earlier. OH YEAH. PHILIPPE. Giving a regular human name to any kind of monster immediately makes it funnier. I want to hit them with a car
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No mean jabs? I am sorry but I WILL because some of these fuckers would be horrible gamers!
- Hilda definitely is the MMO e-girlfriend who scam you out of all your money
- Edelgard, Claude and Lysithea are all their unique brand of arrogant annoying RTS players who keep getting on your nerves YET win everytime
- Felix plays FPS and calls his teamates slurs when they loose
- Dedue is the kind of teammate who NEVER COMMUNICATE. He's good at everything he does, but you never know where he is or wtf he is doing ( probably building a cute little cottage in Minecraft while you're running for your life chased by a hord of creepers )
- Dimitri is the friend who keeps breaking your controllers one way or another everytime he comes. Raphael is also that friend, but he put grease and crumbs on it on top of that
- Leonie only play popular sport game and fps without any basic knowledge on other form of video game
- Annette is the kind of teammate that fumble everything in coop game. Yes, she will set on fire the kitchen in Overcook
- Bernadetta plays the freakiest VN you've ever seen. Nothing wrong woth that, it's just that she won't share the titles
- Mercedes pretend she's all nice and sweet but will absolutely crush you without mercy at any competitive game the moment it start. She's an older sister, fear her
- Dorothea is the kind who get super annoying about VO vs Dub. Also she shush you randomly for certain OST and force you to wait until the whole thing is passed before continuing
- Linhardt is the the friend who doesn't play and does NOTHING during the whole Mariokart race yet keep finishing first without efforts
- Ignatz is the dude everyone hates at Gartic Phone and Skribbl.io because he's actually good at drawing
- Cyril is the little kid you want to impress by beating them at video game yet utterly crush you
- Hubert is 100% a video game elitist who feel his favorite genre is obliviously superior to the rest
- Ingrid only plays terrible cheap horse game
- Sylvain is a mobile game candy crush gamer. Also he definitely forced Ingrid to play My Horse Prince
- Ashe is the friend you give game like Omori or DDLC as a prank but who get super emotionally invested in it and cries about the tragedy of those story so make you feel kinda bad ( actually that one is one you not him, I am not creative enough to say something bad about Ashe I am sorry )
- Ferdinand is the guy who care wayyyyy too much about the lores and keep annoying everyone with it. Also all of his characters are obvious, bad self-insert
- Marianne is the friend who 🥺 into not killing that boss monster because he looks cute to her. Also she has 13 dogs in Minecraft so when you accidentally hit her trying to give her an item you immediately get punted to death
- Flayn is the nonchalant player in survival game who takes all of your foods and ignorantly use some of your rare item you farmed hours for
- Petra is the player who sound friendly in survival game yet who will mercilessly kill you sleath mode and still all your ressources
- Lorenz care way too much about cosmetics and lectures you because your avatar does not match and your base is all over the places
- Caspar is a Fortnite player
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20 questions with a Fanfic Author
Thank you for the tag, @aerialworms
How many works on Ao3?
320 public (albeit mostly archive-locked), and then there are three unrevealed works as well.
2. Total AO3 Word Count?
332,344
3. Top 5 fics by Kudos
Reunions and Revelations: Post-Rise of the Titans fix-it, except I never watched RotT. I find it rather interesting that despite krexie being such a controversial ship, this still manages to rank above any other ToA fic I've ever written. Rated G.
Supplanter: Changeling!Jim meets his familiar while in the Darklands. Rated T.
Birds, Bees, and Blood Magic: co-authored by @tunafishprincess and based on Tuna's AU where Jim and Claire accidentally made a magic baby in a cauldron. Rated G, on almost-certainly permanent hiatus (Tuna, if you want to change that, let me know).
Merlin’s Unavailable (Please Leave a Message with his Apprentice): AU where Douxie was the wizard in the tomb instead of Merlin. Rated G.
No Reason for Love: Post-Wizards AU in which Krel merged with Gaylen's core to defeat the Arcane Order, and then he went into self-imposed exile because he hates himself for merging with the core to keep everyone safe from himself... except Douxie followed him into exile. Rated T.
4. What fandoms do you write for?
At the moment, my fandoms are Khyber Shards and its sequel Blades and Banners as well as whatever fandom I get assigned to for an exchange. Also, I have a plot bunny in the works for Eberron Renewed.
5. Do you respond to comments?
If I have the spoons to.
6. Angstiest Ending?
One of my recent fics, the priest that you ignored might qualify because the main character of it tries to bait her friends into killing her.
7. Fic with the happiest ending?
Out of my recent fics it has to be Body Temperature Restored, since Gideon gets brought back from the dead.
8. Do you get hate?
One of the major reasons why I no longer post on FFN is, well. Let's say I get 100 reviews over the course of a couple months. 90 of them are those "pay me to draw fanart" scams. 9 are queerphobic hate comments. 1 is genuine.
Meanwhile, AO3 is so much nicer.
9. Do you write smut?
The closest I have gotten is fade-to-black foreplay.
10. Do you write crossovers?
Generally no, but I do have a couple crossover plotbunnies hopping around my head.
11. Ever had a fic stolen?
Roughly half of my fics got scraped.
12. Have you ever had a fic translated?
Once someone offered, but otherwise the closest I've ever gotten is writing a fic in German for my German class, rewriting it in English, and then uploading both versions.
13. Have you ever cowritten a fic?
See question 3.
14. All time favorite ship?
Apparently it's krexie, since I wrote 35 fics about them on AO3.
15. WIPs you want to finish but doubt you ever will?
All of them. However, my ToA muse has pretty much moved on.
16. Writing strengths?
Angst.
17. Writing Weaknesses?
Fluff, as in true fluff and not just hurt/comfort. Also, anything that requires me to be hyper-aware of bodily positioning, like fight scenes and smut.
18. Thoughts on mixed language dialogue?
I enjoy it if you either link a footnote or do something cool with hover text, especially if the POV character is supposed to know what's being said.
19. First fandom you wrote for?
Either Miraculous Ladybug or Tai Chi Chasers. I fist published for ML, but idk how long my TCC fic had been in the works since it was a decade ago.
20. Favorite fic you’ve ever written?
How dare you make me choose?
I guess I'd have to narrow it down to either the longest fic (Destiny's Pawn), my only completed multichap that's longer than a 2-shot (Juliet Dies in This), or first time I wrote the first fic in a fandom (A Burning Helm). Those are the three I'm most proud of for different reasons.
I'll tag @tunafishprincess, @avirxy, @pirate-melody, @elizabethemerald, @littlecactiguy, and @autumnalfallingleaves
#personal#my writing#tag game#long post#and because most of the links are for this fandom#tales of arcadia#maybe i'll get a new reader
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Thanks for the tags @elsie-writes @somethingclevermahogony and @mk-writes-stuff!
OC Questionaire
My questions:
Is life going the way that you hoped it would?
What is in your pocket right now? Why?
If you could relive a single minute of your past, what minute would you pick?
What type of music do you like to listen to?
What's an unpopular opinion you have?
What are your thoughts on cheese?
What’s the worst insult you’ve ever been given?
How would you react if someone catcalled you?
If you suddenly appeared in an unknown city, what would you do/look for first?
So maybe I let these build up a little lol. I'll just do one character and by the power of rng, that character is Sepo!
1) Is life going the way that you hoped it would?
"As I hoped it would when? Sepo the junior priest would've killed me on sight if he could witness me now. Sepo the inmate would've wept for joy. Life is going how it's going to go - I just hang on and try not to scream."
2) What is in your pocket right now? Why?
"A knife. For persuading people with boorish manners to shape it up."
3) If you could relive a single minute of your past, what minute would you pick?
"I think, if I could relive any single minute, I'd pick singing with Saius. It's been so long, but I could never forget his face. I see his spitting image staring me back in the mirror every day. His voice though... My voice.... I would love to hear both of those again."
4) What type of music do you like to listen to?
"What type of music do I listen to? The Golden Era composers are by far the best thing to come out of the pitchy wails that are considered music above the waves. Their sense of timbre and rhythm were second to none. Indeed, I think it should be mandatory for any aspiring musicians to study their work. It'd certainly cut down on the number of snivling fops who think they're worthy of holding so much as a tambourine. Second to them are traditional dwarven brass arrangements. Though their instrumentality is lacking when performed with the typical ensemble, their sense of harmony-"
(This continues for about an hour)
5) What's an unpopular opinion you have?
"Purple is a shit color, religion is a scam, neutrality is for cowards, and everyone should own a weapon. Four for one, there you go."
6) What are your thoughts on cheese?
"Whoever first decided to eat milk so curdled it was solid must've been wrong in the head. Such insanity really doesn't help resist the siren case against human sentience, for what sentient beings would invent such a monstrosity?"
7) What’s the worst insult you’ve ever been given?
"That one... that one came from Djek, most shamefully. He didn't even say anything, just pointed to a drawing of a hairless cat wearing a long, brown wig. The others didn't let me live it down for weeks."
8) How would you react if someone catcalled you?
"I'd put a knife in their eye, since they want to look at something sharp."
(This is a lie. Sepo gets catcalled frequently due to his siren looks and he freezes up every time, usually blushing a fluorescent red. If any of his friends are with him, they kindly throw the nearest rock at the catcaller's head.)
9) If you suddenly appeared in an unknown city, what would you do/look for first?
"I'd search for the ocean. It might not be a good option, but if I have an ocean, I have an out."
(Fun fact, I don't think Sepo has ever been to a non-costal city. I'm not sure he knows they exist.)
I'll tag @davycoquette @mysticstarlightduck @the-golden-comet @cherrychiplip and anyone else who wants to play :)
Your questions:
Are you a pirate, a cowboy, a samurai, or a Victorian waif?
What's your favorite word and why?
Would you confess to a murder you didn't commit to save a friend who did commit the murder?
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Some replies! About recent posts, plus about some Ace ships and some Fellow ships.
Anonymous asked:
I see Jade is quite uncomfortable with this new fella
Yeah… Jade is the kind of guy that likes to make others uncomfortable, but when it happens to him, suddenly it’s an “oya 😬” moment for him.
Anonymous asked:
MOVE OVER SKULLY IT'S MY TURN WITH JADE LEECH'S HAND IN MARRIAGE RN
It’s okay, Skully has a lot of other hands to kiss… apparently…
Anonymous asked:
Who's your favorite ace ship ?
And who do you ship crowley with?
It’s ADeuce! <3 Somehow I always end up drawing Deuce with other men I love him with lol But ADeuce is a very beloved ship for us.
Ace/Riddle is also quite good~
As for Crowley, we don’t really have ships with him. For now? Who knows.
Anonymous asked:
Train x ace? interesting thank you for answering my asked keep up the amazing work 😊 can't wait for more of your amazing art
No problem, Anon! Thank you so much for enjoying our stuff, it means a lot <3
Anonymous asked:
I usually send you asks about how much I adore your art hehe 💚
But what are your thoughts on Kalim x Fellow? Cause this pairing has been in my mind ever since I saw fanart of them lmao. I don't think that fanart was even shippy. I just had some sort of vision 🤔🤣 Maybe its their dynamic that got to me? The way they're like opposites or something lol.
Thank you so much for liking my art, Anon!! <3 And thank you for reminding me about it hehehe, it’s very sweet of you.
Kalim and Fellow are a very interesting combo; it’s been a couple of months since we watched the event, but I still come back to think about these two every now and then. They really are opposites in every possible way, with Fellow almost being offended with Kalim’s carefree and generous attitude towards him. He is so used to people being two-faced and using him that Kalim’s extremely stubborn kindness is very jarring to him. Plus, the fact that it’s super easy for Kalim to just throw money around… I really loved that moment when Fellow got offended by that, I bring it up like at least 2 times a month lol And yet, Kalim seems so gullible and easy to trick… but his sheer luck, kindness and, once again, STUBBORNESS, makes him into someone Fellow can’t deal with very easily. He’ll drive Fellow insane so quickly lol
But it’d be such a nice learning experience for both of them, wouldn’t it? I feel like their relationship could have a very interesting dynamic as they learn more about each other~
I have a big post with hc about some of the boys x Fellow, and there are some Kalim/Fellow hcs there, if you’d like to read them <3
Anonymous asked:
Recommendation for Azul x Fellow and variations: they're trying to seduce/scam the same guy. Cue sabotages and snarky comments
Oh god these two bitches lol I feel like seduction is more of a Fellow’s thing, which makes it even funnier because Azul would get so mad the moment Fellow stars seducing the guy. This isn’t fucking fair, you can’t just start whispering to him with your deep sultry voice, inviting him to go somewhere private while Azul was in the middle of trying to make the guy sign his contract! Azul would bite his tongue so much to stop himself from snapping at Fellow and calling him a slut.
They would sabotage each other a lot… The Tweels would be so amused :”3
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Campaign and Characters: Basic Rundown
(The campaign I’ll be posting about here is a space western with heavy fantasy and horror elements. It draws quite a bit from some of my favorite things including The Locked Tomb, Star Wars, Darkest Dungeon, Cowboy Bebop, and some other cowboy themed D&D stuff I've run in the past)
The campaign starts 3 years after a massive crisis of succession that accidentally fused four different wars into one galaxy wide conflict. After over 30 years of fighting, a new Sovereign of the Galactic Kingdom has been named, and people are trying to pick up the pieces of their scattered lives. This has led a lot of people to flee towards the frontier worlds in an attempt to make their fortune and free themselves from the burdens of living under the various Dukes and Counts that hold dominion over their solar systems (though most fall immediately into the hands of outlaws who treat themselves as monarchs). It’s a mix between the energy of scrappy space cowboys, noble fantasy houses, and a horrifying galaxy filled with undead abominations (at least, according to rumors).
Our protagonists are a cluster of drifters and runaways who for one reason or another find themselves on an interstellar train that will take them to the edge of "civilized society", which is where they run into each other and experience the first rumbles of the hauntings and horrors that lie beyond what the Galactic Kingdom has managed to conquer. I have 4 players in this game whose characters I'll give a brief description of below:
Dolly (she/her): Dolly is a disgraced reporter who once captured the events of the war and rooted out corruption wherever she found it. Eventually, she poked a little too hard at a cluster of powerful nobles, and a scandal broke about her selling information (and having intimate relations with) some of the outlaw leaders at the edges of the galaxy. She now takes jobs from "Choice Information" a trashy tabloid that has her basically writing buzzfeed style articles and doing vapid interviews for upstart bounty hunters. They give her lackluster information and sexy costumes to wear to every interview. She is a Human Inquisitive Rogue.
Chuck (he/him): Ch’k T’k, nicknamed Chuck, is a bounty hunter who takes any odd job he can find. He’s an expert tinkerer, fast with his shooting hand (which is helped by him having four of them), and is never seen without his Automaton companion, MAC. He does his best to keep a low profile and take jobs that will be easy money without gaining too much attention from the authorities or high profile outlaws, but he seems to have a bad habit of being dragged in over his head and finding dangerous gigs. He is a Thri-Kreen Battlesmith Artificer.
Geraldine (she/her): Geraldine is a wide-eyed debutant from a new money family. Her family didn’t make as much money as they were hoping to selling weapons and supplies during the war, and their lack of progress left her with a lot of free time on her hands. She used this free time to perfect her shooting at the local range, and to indulge in romantic novels that paint pictures of love, lust, and adventure in the frontier worlds. She decided that she dreamed of writing a story of her own, and wandered off to the nearest train station to find a crew to take her on an adventure. She is a Human Battle Master Fighter.
Prometheus (he/it): Prometheus is a mysterious con artist, and is visibly the most cursed gothic man ever conceived of (though he really doesn’t seem to notice). He is fleeing to the edge of the galaxy, and scamming as many people as he can along the way. He slings snake oil potions, certificates for distant stars, and shockingly openly brandishes eldritch magic when the situation calls for it. Prometheus is a fellow with an untrustworthy face, but a shockingly smooth tongue to compensate. He’s wandering further and further into the galaxy for reasons that perhaps aren’t clear to most, or maybe even to him. He is a Human Great Old One Warlock.
This is our primary cast and crew, and soon I'll be diving into how they met and the shenanigans they got up to during our first session.
#dungeons & dragons#d&d#d&d 5e#ttrpg#tabletop roleplaying#tabletop games#storytelling#writing#space western#space fantasy#fantasy horror#yeehaw in magic space
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GREETINGS, NERDS! IT'S YOUR BOY, BILL CIPHER! I HAVE POSSESSED THE BODY OF TORNROSE24 FOR THIS POST IN REGARDS TO MY ROLE IN THAT DISNEY CHANNEL THEMED RESIDENT EVIL VILLAGE AU!
So you likely saw those drawings of that Resident Evil Village Au (hilarious, I know) and are wondering ‘but I want to know more about Bill. Why is his human form some old dude that wouldn’t be useable for a Tumblr sexyman contest? WHERE’S MORE INFORMATION ABOUT BILL AND HOW DID HE TAKE OVER THE PINES?! AND HOW IS HE COMPARABLE TO EVELINE WHEN HE IS FAR SUPERIOR?!’ Well worry not, nerds, for I shall tell you MY side of things:
MY TIME IN THE VILLAGE:
-See, I grew up in that dumb village. The so called ‘Father Belos’ implanted a cadou at me at a young age. I was a massive success, of course, and he decided to make me part of his so-called ‘family.’ As for my real, biological family? Well… the less you know the better. Other than that their remains are somewhere in the surrounding woods.
–FYI, his REAL name is Philip and his big goal is trying to get his big bro back. He already tried the cloning gig and it didn’t work. And he thought he could use MY body to get Caleb back?! Ha! Fat chance, dingus!
-So I was given power and prestige for a time. I had my own lab where I inserted cadou into SEVERAL people and got a few henchmen out of the deal. Meanwhile, I had fun screwing with everyone’s minds and visiting them in their dreams thanks to some good old mental astral projection and what not. (And helping to get rid of anyone unwanted…. Fun times!)
-Those four other lords? They’re losers. I can’t believe they are meant to be my ‘siblings’ as ‘Father’ puts it.
-Oh, but I’ve visited their minds and know their fears! One has nightmares about losing her hunky husband and baby girl. One has nightmares about ‘what could have been,’ being alone, and having guilt issues. One is worried she’ll lose control of her mutation and kill everyone. The other… eh, just typical ‘always rejected by my family’ and weirdly about platypuses for some reason. (That’s the one I go to the most when I want to be amused).
-Ah yes, their heirs… my ‘nieces.’ My personal favorite is Meteora–what an adorable little hellspawn! She tried biting me several times and it’s a ticklish kind of painful! Also she’s already making the best demonic faces and crawling up walls! I hope for the best for her!
–I decided to be funny and visit the girls’ nightmares. Metora is a baby, so there’s not much in her little brain, besides worrying about getting separated from her parents. The others though? One is worried about causing pain to her family and friends and blames herself for it. Another is afraid that Belos is going to find out about ‘the big plan’ (which I won’t spoil, of course). The last one just wants a normal life.
-So I wasn’t too keen on being an underling and tried to take over the village with MY underlings. Unfortunately, the other lords managed to turn on me, my henchmen were dead, and **** brains decided to punish me. He couldn’t kill me himself, so he injected something that would make me age faster than that decaying apple you refused to eat as a kid, instead of aging slowly like the others. (Oh, I wonder if Belos told the two losers who adopted the girls who got injected with cadou that they might age slowly like they will? They will be so PISSED considering those girls still have their biological families around. I think it’s HILARIOUS! Or I don’t know, maybe they aren’t aging slowly. Getting a cadou is the dumbest lottery scam ever.)
–And how did ‘Daddy’ get rid of me? Well Fordsy was visiting the village and I managed to sweet-talk him into taking me home with him. Belos was all too glad to be rid of me.
–What? Was there anything between me and Ford? MIND YOUR DAMN BUSINESS! I’m not telling you anything!
MY TIME WITH THE PINES–
-What a dumbass! Ford took me to his house while his family was there! So I quickly got most of them under my control with the exception of his brother and great-nephew. (Eh, it was easy–I just used a little infection on them). Stan managed to get Dipper away, but little did he know that I infected the boy with something.
–See, as much as I enjoyed having my own ‘family’ I needed to ditch my rapidly aging husk and get a new one. Dipper was initially my best candidate, but I had the others trick several young men and boys into getting to the house so I can infect them and get my new body. Unfortunately, all the bastards died–they weren’t compatible. Meanwhile, I was using my favorite projection as a disguise–a certain triangle form that you all love and want to kiss (you disgusting freaks! I know you love me, but I don’t want EVERYONE’S SALIVA all over me at the same time! One at a time, please!)
–So Dipper realized what was happening to him and–wanting to get his family back–snuck onto the grounds. It was around this time that Heart-Cheeks and her friend, Beauty Mark were tricked into coming to the Pines residence. (I think they were on a summer vacation). I had the Pines snatch Beauty Mark away and they helped me infect him while I left Heart-Cheeks at their mercy.
–Speaking of which, would Mabel count as my ‘daughter?’ I’m sure my nieces would have loved her. Especially that really preppy-happy one.
-Knowing my time was short, I sped up the infection in Dipper and I did it a little too fast because he was starting to crystalize while trying to help Heart-Cheeks. I had better success with Beauty Mark.
–Unfortunately that ASSHOLE Stan eventually came to save his family and teamed up with Heart-Cheeks. Also, Dipper managed to make a serum that Heart-Cheeks used against me and cut off my ability to create illusions and get in people’s head. I. WAS. PISSED!
–Well, the joke’s on her. I left that infection in Beauty Mark, but changed it up a bit. Let’s just say that if Belos knew what it was that I put into the boy, he would immediately get the kid and use him for his ultimate scheme.
-Unfortunately, I DIED. Calcified into dust when Heart-Cheeks smashed me to bits, with some help from some military-looking people. And yes–Stan dealt the final blow. Asshole.
-And I’m now stuck in the Megamycete’s consciousness/realm/whatever you want to call it thanks to the connection some of us share with it. The only way I can have any fun is to give those losers nightmares. Last I heard, the Pines family was freed from my control, Dipper's body went back to normal, and all my victims managed to escape... WHAT KIND OF–?! I wanted violence and trauma, damnit!
-Ah well. Heart-Cheeks will have to deal with Belos and my four ‘siblings’ soon enough.
–Well, looks like my connection is failing and I’ll lose control of this idiot’s body soon. Hope you had fun reading this, because I’m thinking of possessing YOU next. Also, tell your Mom I said hi–I hope you took that DNA test like my canon self suggested.
#gravity falls#resident evil village au#re village au#bill cipher#star vs the forces of evil#emperor belos#philip whittebane#the owl house
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