#sayonara fuckers

[winterbirb]

Alrighty,

Anyone I see on my dash being a fucking idiot about US operations in the Middle East is getting unfollowed. Not blocked (yet) because I'm just nice like that.

This includes:

• Being morally outraged that the Houthis are finding out after several months of fucking around

• Claiming that it doesn't matter if a Trump administration would be more dangerous for Palestinians because voting for Biden makes your feefees hurt

• Criticizing the campaign against ISIS (thank fuck 99% of the ISIS apologists shut the fuck up back in 2017 but ong if you do this I'm going to steal your teeth. By way of pavement :))

• Honestly just general stupid shit like saying the Biden admin is "anti-brown." like what the fuck

• "Genocide Joe"

• Basically anything that sounds like an anti-vaxxer post but for leftists. Yes, anti-vaxxers also have "sources." Yes, their sources are also shitty, biased, and disconnected from reality.

What this does NOT include:

• Posting actually decent articles that do journalism instead of useless emotion-propaganda (y'all know Famine's chow in Good Omens? That's what your "genocide joe" posts are to Actually Understanding Shit). Because this is a disappointing website and it turns out terminally online leftists as a group are just as stupid as anti-vaxx QAnoners, the only vocally anti-US person I can think of who this applies to (without hitting the previous criteria) is Zvei. But maybe I'll be pleasantly surprised.

[r0xxi3]

Drinking my tea and watching the world burn.

[lavendead]

[banana-split-bitch-club]

Fuckass day to find out about instagram’s plans to remove the follow tag feature. Thanks for nothing

[satanssixteenthnipple]

These are two separate posts

[redhotarsenic]

You kiss Valantinez directly on the mouth and they’re beet red and they pull away and they start flailing around and stumbling like an idiot and they tell you to kill yourself over and over really loudly hands over their face voice muffled

[cum-villain]

on one hand, i don't care about rich assholes dying in a horrific way, sayonara fuckers. on the other hand, that 19 year old was still young, and i don't really feel comfortable being gleeful about someone not even 20 dying in a horrible way.

[tournament-terror]

cobra kai season 6 part 3 spoilers:

at the end, kreese and johnny r fighting over some dumb shit (what’s new). then daniel used secret miyagi techniques to open portals. every character in the franchise walks out of them like in avengers. and teen johnny nods at current johnny. big johnny then says “sayonara fucker” and .then he chokes kreese to death. and then everyone cheers and “you’re the best” starts playing as he smirks at the camera like miyagi did at the end of tkk1 and then the credits roll

[tigirl-and-co]

SAYONARA, FUCKERS!

*I proceed to beat myself into a fine paste with my own two paws*

[aita-blorbos]

aita for joining a terrorist group?

okay, so like, a while back I found this absolute wet cat of a child. we're bonded forever and sisters now so that's cool. my parents didn't think it was cool though. so they got her sent to some weird sketchy ass psychiatrist's weird sketchy ass orphanage.

anyways I hear someone saying that he had lightning scars and one of his patients is missing and I know the only one there smart enough for that is her. I look around for her but never really find her.

Then one day a women shows up at my door. Powerful. Absolute. And anyways yeah it's my sister, who's stuck in some kind of time loop hell right now and trying to get out of a prison she accidentally fell in. She's just talking through a phone shaped like a person.

She says shes taking over a terrorist group to free herself and like, yeah, Id do the same but fail halfway through. So obviously I say "hell yeah sis" and then she's just demolishing it like she owns the world, and I'm coasting behind her cuz I'm her favorite :3

anyways after that she's gonna take her group to fight a bunch of people for fun and asked me if I could take over this AWESOME tech building and hold em for a bit. So yeah, I transfer over (cuz I'm a haxxor xp) and I'm just wondering if I'm doing the right choice now? Like yeah maybe I shouldn't have been so thrilled to join a terrorist group but also I'd literally kill myself if she asked me to.

Eeh maybe I'm just bored. I'm watching the battles through security cams though and it's so funny. That old sketchy psychiatrist is getting his ass killed. Nice.

Update: SAYONARA SUCKERS

Update: okay. Yeah. She's uh. Not leaving her time prison. And just spawning in minor gods now. It's enriching for her!! Be nice to her she's literally neurodivergent AND a minor. And also god I think.

Update!!!! I don't actually care what ANY of you fuckers say now, she's out!!! We're still besties!!!!!! Fuck yeah I love my sister

[total-drama-brainrot]

total drama elimination ceremony where one of the characters in a teased/budding relationship is eliminated and their love interest goes to kiss them before they leave and as they lean in to do the smooching the eliminated character just. bites them. takes a chomp. sayonara fucker here's my dental impression.

[beforus-for-real-justice]

I got fucking outed against my will. I fucking hate everyone here. You all suck, truly. I’m not talking to any of you fuckers, especially not Dirk. None of you deserve to be on here. I should’ve just done this alone. I’m blocking everyone who was involved with this.

Sayonara, fuckfaces. My life will be better without you.

[saltminerising]

AHAHAHA NO MORE UNREADABLE TEXT.

sayonara you fuckers who use entire blocks of light grey tiny serif text for your important shop rules. i'll see you in graphic design hell

now add this for dragon bios and clan profiles please

[chaos-cousins]

Pelipper mail: a nightmare of yellow tv static.

"Ciao, bonsoir, sayonara!" Iono, eyes glowing an unnatural gold, dances behind the screen. "I've just about had it with you ungrateful little shits, you know that? You take innocent entertainment and eat it alive! So now, it's time for me to start compiling my shitlist! That's right, fuckers. I'm going to start doxxing you one by one, 'cause I'm sick of your toxicity!"

The rain pours down outside. Your phone vibrates insistently on the table.

Fuck fuck fuck I need to call yu shit fuck no not again not again fuck—

Wait it's

2 am

And its not even raining

uuuuGHHHHHHHHHH

RUMORS BE DAMNED THAT TV IS LEAVING MY DORM TODAY

LEST I PUT A HOLE IN IT MYSELF

[brokentoys]

eddie in like that one comic: i dunno i don't know remember a lot as the riddler but i didn't personally kill this stranger's girlfriend but one of my minions might've query was always a lousy shot haha

bruce: there are many people suffering because of you i'm gonna leave you to get literally eaten alive by dogs sayonara fucker

harley in newer comics: hi i was literally dating the guy that brutally killed your son and also i helped him with killing many many many many people for no other reason than it was funny but i'm good now :)

bruce: yaaaaaaaaass queeb join the batfam pls?????????

[snakeoilpictures]

It's surgery day! Final sayonara to tumor and tubes! Alpha Mike Foxtrot. In other words, adios mother fucker!

And HUGE LOVING THANKS to my brother @absolutedisaster69 for driving me and navigating the nightmare of Atlanta traffic for the first time.