#sayonara bitches
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the medicine i took saying it would work in 12-72 hours
me the exact minute it’s been 12 hours: ⏰⏰⏰🤨🤨🤨❓❓❓
#mythicrambles#my stomache has literally hurted since like 4 am#i slept a little but i can’t fall back asleep so i just took 4 melatonin pills#sayonara bitches
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lewis dnf okay it's good goodbye fr 🫡
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it seems odd to say because he does not die or get removed from power in any kind of traditional way but i find akio's defeat at the end of rgu to be the most genuinely emotionally satisfying defeat of any villain ever. anthy says "bye i'm leaving have fun playing merry-go-round in your little coffin forever :)" and then just Walks Out and leaves akio standing there like. ummmm anthy? 🥺 where are you going anthy..... and it is somehow infinitely more satisfying than anything else that possibly could've happened to him
#the sheer indescribable satisfaction of anthy saying sayonara :) while the elevator doors close in akio's face........#like literally nothing bad happened to him. except. that he will keep happening to himself. forever. and it is entirely in his power not to#and that is so incredibly satisfying. i get so much joy out of his fate every time. have fun on your carousel you little bitch!!!!!!!#the absolute destiny apocalypse#revolutionary girl utena
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Today's Ninja Cookie got fucked, unhappy 2 years to this stupid thing I made
#beetn'ninjacookiedaily#cookie run#cookie run kingdom#cookie run ovenbreak#ninja cookie#muscle cookie#mod jula#this post has been queued since april don't get your hopes up bnncd is still dead#I'm into UTY rn and it's so much more welcoming there so sayonara bitches
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Buck: “I can see you as my forever.”
Tommy: “No. You don’t know what you want.”
The Audience: “I’m not understanding? Were they having problems in their relationship?”
LFJ: “So long, farewell, auf wiedersehen, good night 🎵🎶.”
#He really said: ‘Sayonara you weeaboo bitches! I’m getting that SWAT bag and leaving 911 ✌️.’#And then fans went: ‘Okay. Proud of you. But— what happened? Character development? Themes? Writing? We’re— why?’#911 ABC
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local folk at a discord server describe Judaism as coming from a different universe after a shit ton of red flags, I am fucking gone, baby.
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Clawing my eyes out student loans are back with a vengeance so now I'm going to be SUPER broke paying off rent, normal bills, medical bills AND student loans. Lying face down in a river is starting to sound very appealing
#AND!! I CAN'T EVEN FUCKING TAKE COMMISSIONS BC I'M PHYSICALLY INCAPABLE OF DOING THEM#BITING MAIMING KILLING#I'd love to take more comms. But I can't even finish the ones I have right now until my back. Stops. HURTING#Slamming my head against the wall#I'm sorry I'm just so frustrated. I hate capitalism. I hate how horrendously expensive medical care is in the US#I hate how money runs the world and I'm a BROKE ASS BITCH#STOMPS MY FEET#That's it. I'm walking into the woods and never coming back. I will become One with the forest#Breaking news tumblr user shima-draws has become a local myth#I will turn into a fae and leave my normal life behind. Sayonara you weeaboo shits#Shima speaks
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MY AUNT’S SOOOO OBSESSED W ME IT’S NOT EVEN FUNNY
#‘i should tie you down and force you to wear a dress’ the fact that you think ur capable of that is hilarious#and then my dad was like yeah that’d be a hard task maybe we should sedate you. HELLO?!3$(92!5!2!;#lowkey doesn’t even matter i’m gonna be substance abusing the whole time during the wedding and also i’m straight up moving out in 1.5#months. sayonara bitches#.txt
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I’M FREEEE WORST FUCKING EXPERIENCE OF MY LIFE
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i'll be taking a class on persuasion and a class on communication & gender. here's hoping they dont suck ass.
#speculation nation#knocking out the last 2 classes for my communications minor this fall#and hopefully i'll get approved for the 4th class so i can take 4 classes in the fall (easier classes)#so my spring (which will be tech-heavier) will be Hopefully lighter. we'll see.#between tech and com the com classes r much easier to bullshit lol#will i actually learn anything? who knows! i certainly didnt learn a single thing in my intro to com theory class#but i still managed to get a C+ lol. wild considering i didnt go to a single class of that#(online class. i was bullshitting HARD and i still managed to pass. Go Me!)#anyways im ready to fully apply myself to my last year of school etc etc & finally graduate#and say sayonara to this bitch ass place. im SO over it lmfao.
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It's 5 in the morning, raining outside, and I'm watching old Barca matches to experience football in its real essence and beauty because what we get nowadays is blasphemy on the name of the beautiful sport.
#whatever happened to the beauty of the sport#the future of football is darker than the night#whatever the hell is going to happen once Pionel r words#I ain't gonna watch football anymore for sure#i'll probably keep up with La Scaloneta#But that's because I'm a sad bitch and they're my comfort people <3#otherwise#once pionel says sayonara#i'm leaving too </3#I am not wasting my time on Haaland and Mbappe
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Alrighty,
Anyone I see on my dash being a fucking idiot about US operations in the Middle East is getting unfollowed. Not blocked (yet) because I'm just nice like that.
This includes:
• Being morally outraged that the Houthis are finding out after several months of fucking around
• Claiming that it doesn't matter if a Trump administration would be more dangerous for Palestinians because voting for Biden makes your feefees hurt
• Criticizing the campaign against ISIS (thank fuck 99% of the ISIS apologists shut the fuck up back in 2017 but ong if you do this I'm going to steal your teeth. By way of pavement :))
• Honestly just general stupid shit like saying the Biden admin is "anti-brown." like what the fuck
• "Genocide Joe"
• Basically anything that sounds like an anti-vaxxer post but for leftists. Yes, anti-vaxxers also have "sources." Yes, their sources are also shitty, biased, and disconnected from reality.
What this does NOT include:
• Posting actually decent articles that do journalism instead of useless emotion-propaganda (y'all know Famine's chow in Good Omens? That's what your "genocide joe" posts are to Actually Understanding Shit). Because this is a disappointing website and it turns out terminally online leftists as a group are just as stupid as anti-vaxx QAnoners, the only vocally anti-US person I can think of who this applies to (without hitting the previous criteria) is Zvei. But maybe I'll be pleasantly surprised.
#sayonara fuckers#i know ignorance is a bitch and i used to also be that ignorant. me thinking youre a dumb motherfucker isnt god's final judgement.#you can still grow! but i am personally past my fucking limit#rambles
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i’m not even watching the show but i’m thrilled to know the d.arkling is dead already lmao rip bozo !!!
#anti darkling#worst fictional character ever#actual piece of garbage#somehow evokes feelings other than utter disgust & loathing in some??#can't relate#i'm one of his biggest haters#also apparently they tried to redeem him??#ofc they did LMAO anyway#sayonara bitch#ana rants#shadow and bone
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ok since tears of the kingdom is coming out like. insanely soon i figured i’ll just dump how i’ve been feeling abt it here. i wont tag for them and i dont intend to share any but because i have been actively seeking out spoilers i will vaguely reference them here so… idk really long musings on this game and my feelings abt it
(im just writing this out mostly for myself since i really kind of just. want to really figure out how i feel about this)
i… am not excited for totk?
i’ve figured out a bit ago that my severely waning interest in botw and general anxiety and discontent surrounding totk is just that… these games arent for me. i dont enjoy open world games with half a million things for you to do like it’s basically a sandbox. i struggle to really enjoy singleplayer minecraft. the space stage in spore gives me genuine anxiety, both when i played it as a kid and again when i reached it as an adult.
botw and totk are not games for me, and that’s cool. i’ve figured that out.
so why am i getting so damn anxious about this new game?
i am getting totk- not entirely of my own volition, i live with someone who is very genuinely excited for it, so it’s pre-ordered digitally on our switch. i am going to play it and complete it at least once.
the gameplay and world of botw never really got to me, and even what snippets of gameplay i see for totk dont really entice me. it just makes me anxious to think about the sheer amount of new stuff i’ll be dropped in the middle of and how i really dont care about this version of link or zelda or anyone else in botw’s hyrule
and some of the story spoiler stuff and general direction this game is going in has me just worried that the zelda series is moving away from what it used to be into an entirely new direction, that being a direction that it seems like i wont enjoy as much as everyone else seems to
so then i guess my main worry outside of totk is that i just end up struggling to really feel connected to the rest of the community about this? being a contrarian is fun until everyone is enjoying something you for some reason can’t get yourself to
i dont have a lot of hope in the story of totk to harken back to… ANYTHING of worth that past games have built up and made to be so important and interesting. hype is a dangerous thing for a not-yet-released game, and while i think the insane amount of speculation and theories and hype around totk will cause a lot of people to be disappointed with the final story, i dunno if i really wouldve liked it even if the story actually piqued my interest
maybe totk’s gameplay will really hook me. maybe i’ll enjoy the massive open world and gmod-ass gimmicks. but what ive seen of the story makes me less interested and the snippets of gameplay i see just make me remember how bored i now am with botw
at the end of the day this is just a video game with tags on this site i can blacklist and videos i can ignore and lore i can brush aside because at this point loz canon is a suggestion more than anything
i just cant shake the discomfort of once again being an outlier as everyone i see loses their mind about this new game while i just feel overwhelmed by it. i have played botw for a long time and have long since worn it out. i played age of calamity to completion and have not touched it or cared for it beyond the music since. i am not excited about totk and i feel like i am in the wrong due to my opinion
#salty talks#kinda personal? just angsting abt totk and being a lil negative abt it#at this point im not expecting it to blow me away. i no longer have fun playing botw. i do not care for the story or characters#this if anything is to soothe my nerves and is for the sake of my own wellbeing to articulate how i feel about this#it is cool to like. put your feelings into words. this is a lot more eloquent than ‘i miss linebeck’#it feels kinda selfish to bitch abt a game thats not out yet and complain abt it not seeming enjoyable to me#but it looks like a genuinely good game. but its not for me. and thats what im ruminating on here#like i love linear stories games that limit you and fun little gimmicks and characters with complex arcs and all that#i played a little bit of skyward sword earlier and was finishing up the cistern dungeon and was so delighted to see the main statue lowered#i love the dungeons with gimmicks that flip everything around and force you to really think abour your next move#im excited to reach the water temple in oot again to swim around and tinker with the water level#i cant wait to finish oot and move onto mm and its wonderful gameplay and areas#id love to revisit albw and get back to playing ph (and maybe finishing triforce heroes idk abt that one i just want the linebeck outfit)#i played botw for like ten minutes a few weeks ago and then put it away without a second thought#so. if anyone wanted to know how i feel abt totk. its a bit alienating#i might blacklist every variation of ze/ink tbh. sayonara you weeaboo shits and your bland fucking milquetoast ship thats kinda irritating#i may delete this bc it errs on the side of being too personal but i really just need to write this stuff downh#anyways. going back to writing my thing abt my oc n linebeck hanging out and being gay
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so i work at a fancy department store and this old lady came up to me on the shop floor to get a price check on a glass ornament, i told her the price, she then dropped it, looked at me, looked at the broken glass on the floor, and silently walked away............girl what
#i fuckin hate retail#like i'm going to give her the benefit of the doubt and say it was an accident#but she didn't even like react at all no 'sorry' or 'omg!'#she just...peaced out. good bye. sayonara bitch.#the ornament was £15 btw
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