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call me a little monkey on the bed the way i fell off
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Gimme a tarot reading pls
SHITS FUCKED !!!!!!!







SEVEN TOWER ATTACK ROCK YOUR WORLD FOREVER!!!!!!
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for the love of God let's fucking groove tonight please
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someone has to kill him
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I’m deficient in vitamins they haven’t even discovered yet
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summa cum laude, othersa cum quiete
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Grounding techniques don't really work for me especially in public... "five things I can see" I see a bunch of people pissing me off
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I was fast graceful and gorgeous at the airport like a leopard
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whenever i walk past someone smoking a cigarette i breathe really deeply to try and get as much second-hand smoke as i can
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like the first rule of cooking is to have fun and be yourself and the first rule of baking is to stay calm because the dough can sense fear
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“we need more weird art!” but not anything that makes me feel uncomfortable or alienated or challenged. “weird art” but i don’t want to consider the perspective of anyone i might have real irrevocable differences from. “weird art” but everything must be carefully couched in the language of white middle-class american sensibilities at all times. “weird art” but it has to be picked from a list of pre-established “weird” tropes that i recognize from carefully curated lists on letterboxd.
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