#say it with me everyone

[roaringwish]

Nemuno but she smokes a pack of cigarttes a day and makes the best burger you've ever had.

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[spineless-lobster]

In honour of the vengeance saga I will be walking into the ocean and disappearing never to be seen again

[the-overreactress]

Sometimes, I open Instagram and accidentally consume Gilmore girls content there. Sometimes, I remember there are people out there who genuinely and with their full chest believe Rory Gilmore is the devil incarnate come to wreak havoc, disease, and famine on the good, well-meaning, well-deserving citizens of the Earth (and Lindsay, her grandparents, and Logan, somehow). Sometimes, I remember that there are people out there who really think she’s the worst character to ever exist in the history of television.

And then I take a breath, close the app, and open this weird, kooky one, and I feel better :)

[monthlymanga]

How dare they.

[purpleskelet0n]

I've been Miku-pilling myself recently also my roblox oc look at him he's also an idol

[oncamelliastreet]

can we all please just thank beyoncé and stop the madness because what the hell is going on with this timeline

[tosahobi-if]

Yeri nervous for who what and why???!

Is what I asked myself after reading your demo. I already said this on itchio but I FUCKING LOVEED IT!

What an opener tho. That beginning Part was kinda scary af not gna lie. Was a bit gross to read. I could picture everything as you described it. But that's a testament to how well you wrote it and how grossed out and creeped out I got.. 😅

I love MC like normally I love the ROs or world building and it's also amazing but I haven't really truly focused on an MC in a long time until now. MC is so fucking weird lol we have issues.. we are an issue. And it fascinated the hell out of me.

MCs inner dialog while being slightly murderous in nature is So hilarious like MC is funny.. atleast to me. (The internal plotting and scheming omg I loved it too)

I truly love the main character. They seem to have alot going on and alot of inner demons 👀 emotionally that is... 😏 and its just so cool. A MC with more than surface level appeal.

Also I love the romance options. The phrasing of it all is lovely. Not the typical blushy MC vibe. .

I'm so sorry this is long winded. I actually have so much more to say because of how truly pleasant I found your writing to be. You should be so proud. It was a delight to read... albeit a creepy one. But I'm so excited for more of this!!! 💜🔥

i hope you don’t mind i took so long to answer you! i’m so thankful you enjoyed it ☺️ the mc’s a fascinating character and i’m really glad they caught your interest already 💕

[svkhky]

just typed out a full rant about how fucked the slovak ice hockey federation is and tumblr deleted it. i give up

just know one thing: miroslav satan will, true to his name, burn in hell one day, as will all the slovak players playing in the khl allowed to represent our country.

[likablemuffin]

Who are you?

(From: One left (A rottmnt separated au)

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Reni was finally able to walk again. 

It had only been a few weeks, but it felt like a lifetime for Reni. She missed skateboarding.

Which is exactly why she was skateboarding with Leo right now.

I know what you're probably thinking. Aww! Fun sibling skateboarding time! Ha ha! NO

They were so competitive it was insane! They were doing cool tricks almost flying off of the ramp sometimes.... and they were trying to knock each other off their skateboards to hinder each other. They even got splinter to tell them who was better! Splinter just stood there, looking unimpressed by their pleas to get him to decide who was better. In the end, splinter just said they were both good and left. 

Now listen. If you (like me) are a competitive person, you KNOW how annoying it is when someone says your opponent is the same skill as you. Now, I know you're probably thinking: But Crystalfox! They're siblings! Shouldn't they be alright being the same skill level? Oh no, they are not. In fact, being siblings makes them even more competitive against each other!

So of course splinter saying that they are equally good angered them. So they decided to go outside. 

Now they weren't really supposed to go outside. Splinter said that it was too dangerous for mutants. People could freak out and call the cops, or maybe someone might even kidnap them and do experiments on them! 

But Leo and Reni never really believed those stories. So they headed out of the sewers. 

They popped out in an alleyway in the middle of New York. There were lots of lights and cars and people going by. Reni and Leo were fascinated. They stepped out fully out of the alleyway to get a better look. But all of a sudden someone bumped into them. Leo and Reni started to freak out. They weren't supposed to be out here! What if it was splinter? What if it was a human who would call 911 upon seeing them? What if it was someone to come kidnap them???

But before they could run away, they saw who it was. Or rather what it was. 

Another mutant.

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[diddybok]

me realising that i need to go into hiding after that felix fic:

HELP LMAO😭

[sedgewick-gayble]

Every time someone mislabels a fictional character as a twink an angel dies

[ronilynnkim]

After crying for nearly 2 days after watching the Barbie movie.....

I'M BACK AND I BELIEVE I AM KENOUGH

[smoosnoom]

moon! i’ll find the way to get u out of the prison if u’ll decide to break a couple of laws 🫶🏻 (im really loyal friend)

alya if u ever committed a Heinous Illegal Act id be sure to take the bullet for u :) (I Would Burn The World For You)

[sins-of-the-sea]

“Really? Only ten for arson? Good thing jailcells are like cardboard for the lot of us. I don’t think I’ve ever spent longer than a few days in prison before I found a way to break out somehow.”

[lesbiten]

its happening to me

[desperatepleasures]

one time I used the ben affleck smoking reaction image in the family group chat and my mom replied with the funniest possible response which was: "mommy doesn't know who the guy is???" and that phrase has not left my brain since. I'll see blorbos on my dash that I don't recognize and I'll be like well it seems mommy doesn't know who the guy is.