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my own medicine 🤮

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who doesn't love a ball toy pit?

ever wondered how many crabs might fit in a confined space? what number of horses might go into a padded pool? what quantity of paws might populate a pit typically filled with colorful plastic balls? well, you’re in luck.

for no reason at all, we have decided to make you do some math: we have filled a ball pit measuring exactly 32” x 8" with some true tumblr icons. more pics below (including, of course, a banana for scale). you have 24 hours to guess how many of each toy appears. good luck!

but that's not all—we have more polls for your guessing pleasure:

poll 1: how many crabs have infested the pool? poll 2: what number of mini horse friends? poll 3: how many tiny toe beans are contained within?

happy voting!

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Capital loss

Love was the law

And religion was taught

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how are we all feeling chat

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imagine you’re a tiny thing. your mama is big and strong so you follow her everywhere. she’s very strong, which is why when she falls asleep on the floor you sit with her. you sit with her until she starts to fall apart. but its ok because she’s strong. and then you get really, really, really thirsty, and you think if you sleep it’ll be okay. and then you wake up surrounded by water and you see a face beyond the water and its blurry and you dont know how to feel about it so you go back to sleep and then you keep seeing the face beyond the water and they talk to you in soft words you dont understand and you’re still so small and confused but you know the face beyond the water is helping you. maybe it loves you. but you’re a tiny thing. and then one day you decide you’ve had enough water, and then you start to move. and you see the face beyond the water, who is so happy to see you and they do something you’ve never seen a face do, their mouth curls at the end in a smile and youve never seen it so you do it too and you keep doing it because you love the face beyond the water so much and they love you too and they’re strong like mama and they feed you and pet you and love you and one day you grow so big they can ride you. and they make you a hat and goggles to protect your eyes and they show you all sorts of wonderful things and YES this is about the happy ghast from minecraft im OBSESSED

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I got some news for her if she's propositioning me

Ok I made a fun one for the fun side of tumblr! You’re propositioned by this person at the bar for a beautiful night of love making

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Also like, for real for one second, Cybertruck lady's claim that the cover keeps things in the back dry from rain, no it doesn't. At least not effectively, bc in the time it takes for the thing to unroll/slide down/whatever, that's time that your shit is getting wet! The SUV with the back opening upwards actually provides cover from the rain! And real pickup trucks have covers you can put on the bed! She's literally wrong (and also apparently has never heard of a glove compartment, that's so weird)

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Thanks, Anon!

-submit your poll!-

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if you’re craving chocolate muffins after the olympic muffin man videos, jordan the stallion on tiktok has the recipe for you

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@massachusetts-official

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No joke???? Pokemon character with a cane with an actually usable grip handle??? Not just a knob handled cane that would kill your wrists after a few hours??

Like don't get me wrong I love these designs but looking at characters like Agatha and Ortega and then looking at AZ's new design and one of them just feels so much more like a real cane to me.

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go to this random coordinates generator and say in the tags how you would fare if you were dropped where it generates without warning. i’ll go first i’d be dropped in the middle of the fucking south atlantic ocean and perish

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my controversial opinion is I don’t think Zuko was confused by “my first girlfriend turned into the moon��

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this website’s easy watch. *dangles a bunch of greek gods like keys*

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