#save your arms
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when I was little we had a cat who bit everyone regularly and aggressively and we couldn’t get him to stop until one time he bit one of us and Mom grabbed him by the scruff and bit his ear. he was so shocked and humbled that he immediately reformed. this sums up my mother’s approach to problem-solving and also our approach to pets.
#I can’t remember which cat this was but I’ll never forget witnessing this#anyway I’m still thinking about that stupid video I saw telling people to never get just one kitten#because they’ll get ‘one-kitten syndrome’ and never learn not to bite#everyone’s so eager to label misbehaviors when we all have the power to correct instead#bite your kitten#save your arms#be like my mother#mine
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The Jays insistence to change pitchers after every inning gives me anxiety, especially when it's tied late
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danyal al ghul memes because i don't think i've done those yet for this au.
(the jason one is in reference to the fanon headcanon/au that Jason and Damian potentially knew each other and interacted while jason was in the league. I've thought about it before in context of this au, but haven't thought about it enough to feel inspired or motivated to make a post exploring the idea)
(diablito means, as you can guess, 'little devil'. while i'm neutral to latino jason, i think the nickname is cute as fuck and was danny's main nickname from Jason. i don't wanna touch that timeline so im not gonna decide how old they were when Jason was there.)
Skulker: i am the ghost zone's greatest hunter! i capture and hunt creatures both rare and dangerous. Danyal: a poacher?? you're a poacher?? you poach animals??Skulker:...i sense i've made a mistake of some kind.
anyways that was the day that Skulker cemented himself as Danny's no.1 opp, and still remains there to this day even if he and Vlad are both viciously fighting for second. Out of everyone in the the AP rogues gallery, Skulker will be the first to be thrown under the bus in terms of 'o shit here comes phantom fucking RUN'.
#dpxdc#dp x dc#danny fenton is not the ghost king#dp x dc crossover#dpxdc crossover#danyal al ghul au#dpxdc memes#danyal al ghul#dpdc#truly the epitome of “i dont faster than the bear i just need to be faster than YOU”#regardless of when Jason was with the league he *does* know that Danny loved Damian. don't ask me about the timeline because it'll be#*messsyyyy* and i've seen plenty of aus where jason was there while Damian as an infant so i can totally believe this could happen i just#need to do the mental gymnastics for it. not even. baby im faceplanting right into the mat and not getting up#the last meme is a tiktok sound that i found and thought was hilarious. and would also ABSOLUTELY be a story danyal would tell the#family after reuniting and developing a bond with them. damian has no recollection of this but is embarrassed nonetheless#danny spat that story out when he over heard damian claiming he doesn't have any embarrassing stories from the league. danny beat jason#to the punch and in the most deadpan voice said 'i remember you walking into my room. as a toddler. in nothing but a diaper. and picking#a marble up off the floor and holding it out. like the skull of yorick. before putting it as far down your throat as possible. i had to#stick my entire arm down your esophagus to pull it out. and save your life' before walking away#i got the ages wrong in the last image so just assume that danny recently turned seven and damian is like#18 months old#about a year and a half.
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Lily "Rook" Ingellvar, of the Mourn Watch (he/him)
#rook#rook ingellvar#ingellvar#mourn watch#dragon age rook#rook dragon age#reinstated for his mourn watch job after the whole 'saving the world' bit is over#(he goes home to his bfs massive mansion halfway across the continent every night tho --#--if the ancient elves did one good thing it was the eluvians)#also i think lucanis would be like i noticed your colleagues all have a lot of gold jewelry. would you like some? & not wait for an answer#(lilys orb throwing arm jinglejangles SO MUCH. the wisps love it :3)#alright#style ref#lily ingellvar#dragon age the veilguard#the veilguard#dragon age#da4#datv#dragon age art#dragon age fanart#fanart#character design#artists on tumblr
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What scream movie did yall watch
#this is the most tender drawing ive made of them so far tbh#something about uncomfortably twisting your body to fit properly in that one person's arms. something about that just. wow#had to edit out so much cherik from the page around them#old mutant men yaoi save me#scream#scream fanart#scream 1996#stuilly#stu macher#billy loomis#scream billy#scream stu#billy x stu#latenightsundayblues art tag
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They’re disgustingly codependant, theyre travelers, theyre investigators, they’re playing footsie at 50,000 feet.
Also a full mockup of the arm because im proud of it
#tloz#princess zelda#link#botw#totk#breath of the wild#zelink#tears of the kingdom#art#my art#redesign#loz redesigns round 2#listen theyre my favorite#but yes my thought is after recalling zelda links arm began to fade away#giving him pretty much just enough time to save zelda and get her out of the water before disappearing#so new one is a mix of sheikah and zonai tech#ultrahand and fuse are seemingly easily used by constructs#and purah being able to recreate stasis and creating connect while making the arm#im assuming mineru left some fun ideas about mixing sheikah and zonai tech during her time in the purah pad#anyways#zelda has a scar from the sword#10k+ years of divine blade in your forehead will do that#also because it looks vaguely like the third eye without fully going for it#her eyes are also still a little light dragony#anyways the fact we can make noble pursuits now is funny as hell#theyre 125 theyre allowed to have drunken partially nude adventures#their jewelry is indeed made from light dragon bits#i think its metal as hell#also will fully admit to tracing the glider fuck freehanding that
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Evolution of Eliot/Hardison hugs over the years.
And the one time that Eliot really needed a hug:
Leverage S02E08/S03E10/S04E01/S04E07/S04E10/S05E09/Leverage Redemption S01E16/S02E06.
#leverage#leverage redemption#eliot spencer#alec hardison#christian kane#aldis hodge#i swear eliot is like a feral kitten#starts off all hissing and spitting and 'i swear i will break your arm'#and to get them used to being handled you grab them and wrap them up tightly in a towel and just shower them with affection#they hate it at first but slowly they learn to accept it#and then they come to love it#the next thing you know you have an extremely affectionate cat who initiates the contact#who's favourite thing ever is to be sprawled on your lap purring their head off#i did not mean to write a thesis on this but here we are#and yeah i could have not added that last gif and saved you all a punch to the gut#but it was getting way too mushy in here! :)#*runs off chuckling back into my pit*#ghostly'sgifs
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its them
#tigerpdoodles#if you mention i forgot to colour steves arm youre lesbophobic#steve harrington#robin buckley#chrissy cunningham#eddie munson#i didnt save the file so this is how its gotta be
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Shen Qingqiu: Do you ever feel jealous of women?
Shang Qinghua: What? Where is this coming from??
Shen Qingqiu: You know, like have you ever seen a woman in the arms of a big, handsome man and just wish it was you?
Shang Qinghua: Bro, you don't need to be a woman to do that
Shen Qingqiu: What do you mean?
Shang Qinghua: It's called being gay
System: ShenYuan.exe has stopped working
#shen qingqiu: Qingge!#i need to test something#please hold me in your muscular arms!#liu qingge: all of my training has been leading up to this day#shen qingqiu#shang qinghua#cumplane#mxtx#mxtx svsss#svsss#scum villian self saving system
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the funniest part about coming to mha late, was I knew bkdk was extremely controversial and had seen some of the discourse about from the outside, so when I finally decided to watch it I was shocked to discover just how much of the plot revolved around izuku having a huge crush on kacchan
#bakudeku#bkdk#chases him down with a broken arm to tell him his secret#gets powers from all might bc he saw his beloved was the boy being attacked by the sludge villain#ochako: isn’t that the kid who bullies you? izuku: YEAH HES AMAZING#I WANNA BEAT YOU BC YOURE AMAZING KACCHAN#copies all his moves#only decides to take the tournament seriously when kacchan does#just the entirety of kacchan v deku part two#trains with kacchan shares his top secret meetings with all night with kacchan#watches him longingly as he saves to win during the training exercise#goes into a bloodlust when kacchan takes a hit for him#only returns home when kacchan pleads with him to come back#kacchan gets murdered specifically because izuku loves him so much#izuku takes the fight with Shigaraki to the ground to protect kacchan’s dying body#longingly staring at him as kacchan saves all night#little baby izuku chasing him around and staring at him bc he’s just that besotted#kudo teasing izuku by bringing up kacchan#and that’s all just izuku don’t even get me started on Our Gaylord and Savior Kacchan
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personally i dont think this screencap is acknowledged enough.
firstly, its adorable. look at arthur holding merlin's legs out of the way. its so typical for him to instinctually throw out an arm of Protection for his beloved manservant.
secondly, its fucking hilarious. whats this goofy position they've desperately rolled into so they dont get trampled by a rampaging beast. merlin is basically upside down and believe it or not gwaine is also back there somewhere
#dont worry merlin#ill save your legs#with my indestructible king arm#perhaps hes fireproof#but hes defo not sword-proof. we know that for sure#sorry#merlin#arthur pendragon#gwaine#5x02
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WHERE ARE DOC OCTO STYLE DONNIES AT?!
Also, for a series about ninjas that supposedly train a lot, we didn't get enough sparring sessions between the brothers and I YEARN! So here ya go. I will play with the concept more bc Hello?!
#donatello rottmnt#leonardo hamato#leonardo rottmnt#donatello hamato#disaster twins#disaster duo#save rottmnt#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#rottmnt art#Like can you imagine those two constantly outsmarting eachanother???#you've been portalchopped!#i mean your arm#fighting#sparring even#rottmnt fanart#luxtoony#my art#unpause rise of the tmnt
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Malcolm Reed and Jonathan Archer in Star Trek: Enterprise, 2.3 Minefield
#star trek#star trek enterprise#startrekedit#trekedit#startrekgifs#scifiedit#tvedit#tvfilmdaily#malcolm reed#jonathan archer#ent#this was the most romantic thing ive seen in my life#pov ur a spaceship captain & your lieutenant is pinned to the outside of the ship & hes trying to sacrifice himself to save the crew but u#won't let him & u hold him in your arms surrounded by the darkness of space trying to come up with a solution that saves the ship AND him#zsófi creates
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After a fight 😚
#sasunaru#narusasu#sns#naruto#you’re really lucky i was around to save your sorry bastard ass!#excuse me I’M not the idiot who decided to catch a sword with my guts#HEY i had everything perfectly under control!#if by ‘under control’ you meant ‘needed a one-armed man to patch you up before your insides became outsides’ then yes yes you did#my fanart
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First of all: I'd love to have his pretty crossbow. Reminds me of the glass crossbow you can get in Skyrim through CC.
Secondly, 14 STR??? If Astarion looks like the way he does with 8, I really want to see that 14 STR. Y'know. For science.
His stats are simply insane. What the fuck, Gortash.
*spends 5 minutes rotating him around, purely to admire him*
Okay let's take a look at his features. I missed out on it when I first met him because I was busy running for Cazador's ass. 🤣
Resistant to magic AND high spellcasting? 👀 Permanently armed?? Unarmed attacks seem logical, but crossbow expert??? 👀
He's a fucking prize.
#little tyrant [enver gortash]#enver gortash#archduke enver gortash#bg3#lord enver gortash#baldur's gate 3#bg 3#save tag#|| Imagine him teaching you how to shoot well with a crossbow. 😭#|| Standing so close to you and properly positioning your arms as he whispers instructions in your ear.#|| Would you be able to pay attention to anything he says? I don't think I would be. 🤣
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somewhere else au ft the two headed calf by laura gilpin <3
i saw @milowave ‘s post about this poem being jmart coded and had to draw it immediately
#i’m throwing up they make me insane#is there anything more romantic than bleeding out in the arms of your boyfriend who just stabbed you to save the world i think not#jonmartin#jmart#jonathan sims#martin blackwood#tma#the magnus archives#tma fanart#jaspers art
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