#saurrr....

[fideidefenswhore]

i've been thinking about this and i feel like the difference btwn anne and mary boleyn is actually most evident in the early 1520s; if anne had been more like mary she probably would have married percy regardless, damn the consequences. it doesn't make one 'better' than the other, i think just different...

altho sometimes i think mary's decision to wed stafford in 1534 in particular is understandable in context, it wasn't done to marry without royal consent of course but mary had been a widow for like six years and widows had a considerable amount of freedom in their marriage choices, certainly more than wards or women of nobility making their first marriage, had she not been the sister of the queen it might have been more easily forgiven.

also there's arguably precedent to some extent, she was hviii's sister in law whereas his actual sister had been able to make her own choice in her second marriage once widowed, of course she had to pay fines for this transgression and all this but she was invited back to court eventually after asking wolsey to intercede with her which parallels how mary wrote to cromwell, wolsey's 'successor' iyw, for her own intercession for royal forgiveness/mercy.

[luminique]

lighter is a loser. idc i said what i said. behind all the cool nicknames and stylish glasses is someone who looks at you with so much love in his eyes.

it’s unfair that he is a fire attribute because he always ends up lighting a little bit of his clothes or hair on fire when he gets flustered by you. something about seeing you smile, excitedly laughing to him about your day, has him pushing his sunglasses up a little more and staring off to the side. the rest of the sons of calydon can CLEARLY see right through him though. they knew the ominous undefeated champion had a soft spot but seeing him loosen his red scarf and clear his throat was when they knew he was head over heels for you.

he doesn’t have the best memory but even he’d remember small details about you. what drink you’d prefer, which sunglasses he wore had you blushing like crazy. his love for you is quiet on the outside but deep down, it’s a blazing fire that cannot be contained.

[ccwpidsblog]

a/n: since when was fat a bad word? dni ugly fatphobes genuinely kiss my fat black ass.

content warning: more freaky froggie stuff becus cupid does it best!!

men whom love fat women !!

yes fat. with bellies that fold under their clothes and poke through their high waisted jeans. chunky arms that jiggle when they move, and that oh so lovely layer of fat under their chins, giving their round faces an almost childish glem. don't get them started on stretch marks— the tiger strips that cover their tummies, shoulders, and jiggly thighs only add to the mouthwatering appeal. fat women that are just so biteable, edible, and loveable. big strong men who laugh find it absolutely laughable at the thought of not being able to handle a woman with extra meat on their bones. was that a challenge? they sure see it as one.

big strong nasty men who laugh deep and proud as they squeal and gasp in surprise when they're lifted off their feet and chucked around like they didn't weigh over 225. proud nasty brutes who prove they can handle it by fucking their chunky lady standing up. holding every squish of fat up as they ram their even bigger cocks into their messy little pussies. dropping dumb dick that has them gasping and begging for air.

brutes who don't stop until they have their woman fucked out and panting. proud like they've just won the lottery. "still think i can't handle you?."

fuck. he sure can..

— REINER! REINER! REINER! SOAP! SOAP! SOAP!

[wraithwen]

tongues & teeth

[mail-me-a-snail]

my medic loadout + scout n friends at the annual 2furt convention

[solargeist]

What scares me the most, is what if when he sees me, what if he doesn't like it ?

[manchesterau]

x

[sisterdaniela]

when u realize u really are emotionally dependent on a random weird online couple

[blkgrlangst]

L O C S on BW >>>

[superbellsubways]

oh mein gott

[fideidefenswhore]

gareth russell doesn't give much detail bc he seems to be saving it all for his book (he wrote this in 2010 tho). he was bickering on his blog (confessions of a ci-devant) with conor byrne about anne's age in the comments. conor brought up thomas boleyn's "five years" comment and gareth insisted the year he married elizabeth howard wasn't sure and his research told him elizabeth didn't get her dowry until 1502, so they probably married that year. not much but it'd be interesting to hear more about it.

lolol, well, he's deleted most of that, so...i think his interest in anne boleyn has fallen off, somewhat, generally speaking? he said he was writing and soon publishing a biography of her, years and years ago. i don't really see how that applies to the five years comment, unless he argued that william boleyn ('for every year my father lived, she brought me a child') actually died later than 1505, but without the text in front of me...

i also don't know whether or not that's true about the dowry, offhand, but if it is, it doesn't necessarily mean that 1502 was the year they married. thomas boleyn was high enough in hvii's estimation to be assigned as part of princess margaret's escort to scotland, but the latter still fined him for ...some entirely arbitrary reason, i'm sure, so not that high. elizabeth (howard) boleyn's father was also a ricardian (and by that i don't mean the tumblr version, i mean as in a literal, stalwart, contemporary supporter of richard iii), and while he was officially forgiven and overcame this somewhat, and was shown favor by hvii in many ways, it's plausible enough of a grudge was held to demur for a year or so on financial matters when it came to his family. thomas howard, (second) duke of norfolk had certainly made the list of nobility edmund dudley claimed had "suffered wrongs" and "[been subject to] unjustly imposed fines".

[tonycries]

Tony who so u think is best to worst sugar daddies in jjk? Personally i feel like it wld be nanami, geto, choso, gojo, sukuna, toji bc at least kuna would take pride in an heir lmfao and ngl if it were modern au i feel like he'd actually rlly fk w havin a baby mama that he lowkey love like 🤷‍♀️

Oh my god sugar daddies? I love love lovee this AU, okokok so here's the best to worst in my opinion:

Nanami - love how we both put Nanami as #1 because everyone just KNOWS that man would be the perfect anything. The thing is he doesn't just spoil you with expensive things - nuh uh they're all so THOUGHTFUL, too. That necklace worth more than several houses? Oh you glanced at it? BOUGHT 🤩 Those designer dresses saved on your Pinterest (yes, he follows you on Pinterest)? Alr in your new, custom wardrobe and ready for you to wear out on your dates 😩

Gojo - we all know he has MONEY money, boy is NOT shy about spending. The good thing about him is he'll use it as a way to apologize for those small things he does. Being all like "babyyyy, I'm SORRY I ate all your chocolate. Here- have this car." 🤭🤭

Geto - okay, but he's such a tease it makes me almost wanna put him at #4 😔 Plus points just because he raised two girls already so he KNOWS what a woman loves mhm, definitely gets help from them to pick out what sort of jewelry or dresses to get you next. W for him, we love a babygirl with TASTE 😍

Choso - it's not that he's a BAD sugar daddy nonono, it's just that for some reason I always see him as more of the sugar baby 😩😩 Such a cutie thoooo <33 Also I think it would just be so funny when he's trying to pick out a new gift for you but doesn't know how to choose - ends up going to Sukuna (awful idea), then Itadori (also awful idea), then Jin (the only sane person in this family mhm.)

Sukuna - MEAN mf he makes you WORK for the things he's gonna buy 🥴 Deffo agree tho, I see him as some lowkey tyrannical CEO in a modern AU, so you just KNOW he'd spoil you and his heir rotten 😋😋 I feel like that would soften him up a bit, but not enough to get him a higher spot on this list that's for sure.

Toji - sugar daddy? HE is the sugar baby wdym ☹☹

[huiverse]

wooseok visiting hui at hmm bop mv shooting at 1:20 am 🐰🐮

[makiswirl]

jol and yoin for a strawpage request :-]

[filmbyjy]

alright, who is he sending this to

bc ain’t no way is this man bitchless. WHICH SINGLE MAN WOULD TAKE PHOTOS IN BED LOOKING LIKE THIS??

[mortiflyer]

DYING