#satirickitty

[mischief-and-tea-by-the-sea]

🪲 ⇢ add 50 words to your current wip and share the paragraph here

From "Too weird to live, too rare to die" - a Loki/Justin Hammer one shot, post-Endgame, canon divergent, everyone lives, yes there are several quotes from Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas used because of reasons, and yes, I'm sharing more than a paragraph since so much of it is dialogue.

Tony let out a breath he’d been holding once it was all in the crust, and while Justin took it over to the sink to start washing up all the dishes stacked there, he went about placing the stars and crescent moons all over the top of the filling. 

“Thanks,” he replied first, having to remember that just because Justin was stuck there, and they were stuck with Justin, it didn’t mean he could just take the guy for granted.  “As far as Loki and Nat went, well, he couldn’t say anything right at first.  The guy’s vocal chords and windpipe had been damaged.  Bruce thought it was beyond repair at first and was surprised Loki was even still alive, but...Jotun constitution and healing and all that.” 

“So he pretty much just had to take it, huh?” Justin asked, giving some thought to the other ex-villain living under the Roof of Stark.  Or he guessed it was Roof of Avengers since Tony didn’t consider this rebuild his and only his home anymore.  Justin would’ve never pictured Tony as a guy who liked roommates – other than maybe Rhodes – but the guy seemed pretty content to have a house full of people, and that wasn’t even counting the others that would come and go like that gang that called themselves the Guardians.  Or even random Asgardians popping in to visit their princes. 

Thanks for the second ask!

Writers Truth & Dare Ask Game

[diminuel]

Sassy one!

(This is for the tag game)

Sassy one is, as implied, a Sastiel fic coming from the olden days where I was still a multishipper *lol*

(I also don't know where this fic was going... And it's only a bit over 1k.)

Snippet:

The world doesn’t end on May 13th, 2010 in an old cemetery in Lawrence, Kansas. 37 hours and 19 minutes after the world didn’t end Dean falls asleep on Lisa Braeden’s couch. 37 hours and 43 minutes after Sam cast himself into Lucifer’s cage, Castiel tears open the fabrics of space and – hands bleeding, skin cracking, wings scorching – descends into the deepest pits of Hell. -- Sam woke up, alive and whole, to a clear blue Summer sky. He was on an open, empty field, the grass soft and fragrant beneath him. Dark, confusing sensations receded like the last echoes of fading dreams. He recalled nothing but the pull of Hell’s gravity and the bloodied face of his brother. He knew that he had fallen into the pit, he knew that he should be facing eternal torment. He wasn’t though; he didn’t know where he was or how much time had passed, but he was back. He had been raised from perdition. Sam had nothing on him but the clothes he wore. He had no clue as to how he had escaped but for a tingling on his left wrist that revealed an imprint of slim fingers.

[coinofstone]

Boop

boop!

[mischief-and-tea-by-the-sea]

Hey @soliloquent-stark! @satirickitty gave me this animal. Thought you'd be amused. :)

[stuckonyvalentinecards]

On Valentine's night, creators were revealed for the Stuckony Valentine Cards event!

THANK YOU to everyone who participated!

Click here to go to our collection!

Below the cut, you can find a masterpost of all our Valentines!

Death By Chocolate by KandiSheek

Stucky / Rated T

Bucky is dying on the couch. Steve is surprisingly unsympathetic.

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"I love you" is on the tip of my tongue by Biased_bisexual

Stuckony / Rated G

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I'll Take Care of You by KandiSheek

Stuckony / Rated T

Steve has never liked being in heat, but Bucky and Tony make it a lot more bearable.

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If This Feeling Flows Both Ways by Satirickitty

WinterIron / Rated T

Bucky just wants to say thanks, but you know, without having to actually say words out loud. Notes are a perfect solution, right? Right?

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Just Like Magic by Naivelittleprincess

WinterIron / Rated G

Tony has a new hobby. Bucky is-maybe-his number one fan.

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Little Murder Baby by swtalmnd

Stuckony / Rated G

By the time Steve had gotten there, Tony was already in love, and Alpine already had a name.

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love is a tower where all of us can live by soliloquent

WinterIron / Rated G

“A metal-armed supersoldier materializes before him, intruding into Tony’s line of sight and obstructing his project. The trespasser holds two plates of food and regards Tony with an unreadable, almost disinterested look.

Tony sighs internally. Why did he think adopting all these orphaned Avengers was a good idea?”

—⎊—

or: Five times Bucky takes care of Tony and one time Tony realizes why. ❤️

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Nom! [ART] by MassiveSpaceWren

Stuckony / Rated G

Super-soldiers have an appetite. Tony did NOT expect this.

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Plush by fohatic

Stony / Rated E

Tony couldn’t understand the reasoning behind all of it. For Steve to leave one stuffed animal for him was nice enough. A couple more was slight overkill, but still quite sweet. A couple dozen was something else, entirely.

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The Plushies Thank You Heat by Aquatigermice

Stuckony / Rated E

Bucky and Steve decided to get Tony something he always wanted.

The results of which bring some rather sudden and attention demanding courses of action into play.

This is about the aftermath.

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Red String [ART] by MassiveSpaceWren

WinterIron / Rated G

Bound together by fate, they finally found each other.

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Safe in your Arms [ART] by MassiveSpaceWren

WinterIron / Rated G

Finally, Bucky is back in Tony's arms, where he longs to be.

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Scentsational by swtalmnd for newtypeshadow

Stuckony / Rated T

Tony goes to a scent-matching service, and matches with our bonded couple, Steve and Bucky.

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Shelter from the Cold [ART] by MassiveSpaceWren

WinterIron / Rated T

Knights Bucky and Steve are trying to keep their king protected in the snow storm.

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So Soft and Gentle by TrinityDay

Stucky / Rated T

Five times people noticed that Steve Rogers liked soft things (and one time someone told him to his face).

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Stranded [ART] by MassiveSpaceWren

Stuckony / Rated G

The terrain is rough, but Steve, Tony and Bucky treck onwards. Maybe after the next mountain ridge, they will find out where they are.

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What You Don't Know Can't Hurt You by KandiSheek

Stony / Rated T

Steve and Tony are good friends. Very good friends. The kind of friends that go out to eat every other day, cuddle on the couch and are all up in each others' space.

They're not dating though. No matter what the team says. Right?

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You Are The Moon That Breaks The Night by MercurialMagpie

Stuckony / Rated E

Mage Tony and werewolves Bucky and Steve are the best cursebreaking team in Nova York. Maybe they can be more, too?

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you are the sweetest melody i never sung by soliloquent for Naivelittleprincess

Stuckony / Rated T

“A soft tune cuts through his thoughts and seeps right in between the cracks of his broken mind. It sounds like a slow, gentle piano song, and it soothes his senses, numbs his tension, and lulls him to the smooth edge of sleep.”

—⎊—

or: Bucky struggles with insomnia, Tony plays the piano, and Steve just wants the two most important men in his life to get along. 🎶

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You Have My Sword As Well As My Heart by Aquatigermice

Stuckony / Rated E

Sir Steven Rogers would like to admit that he thinks this whole Royal Progress thing is a very stupid idea. But it's the King's idea. And no one is above the King when it's all said and done.

But the fact of the matter is that even his King is just human. And there was a time when the man was something less important to the country. Yet still as important to Steve and his fellow knight Sir James Barnes.

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[satirickitty]

In the spirit of what could've been, have my not quite a fix it, canon divergence ficlet

[andordean]

Tag game

I was tagged by @herbalinz-of-yesteryear - thanks! 😄💜

rules: go to pinterest, search "[your name] core aesthetic" and create a moodboard from the first nine images. no need to mention your name!

Wellllll let me just say this turned out more interesting than I thought. 😄

Anyway. 😅

Tagging: @keyrousse @powerofadyingsun @cahirdyffryns @witch-and-her-witcher @galateaencore @kirielle @satirickitty ☺️

[masquerading-man]

@satirickitty With grit and determination I have summoned over 1,000 crabs hee hee!

[do-androids-dream-ao3acc]

🎶✨when u get this u have to put 5 songs u actually listen to, publish. then, send this ask/tag 10 of your favourite followers (non-negotiable, positivity is cool) 🎶✨

I've been tagged by @satirickitty (❤️) and i'm gonna give the baton to @louwitcher and @amen-and-a-tank (and whoever wants to!).

[ao3feed-jaydick]

Oh No You Didn't

read it on the AO3 at https://archiveofourown.org/works/45082120 by Satirickitty Roy and Jason are just trying to make some money as Rent-A-Bats, which maybe would work a little better if Dick didn’t keep just showing up and singing… again. Jason’s head hit the wall behind him with a dull thud as he dropped it back with an exasperated sigh, his gun lowering in the process, "'Wing did you actually fit a fucking speaker in your damned suit just to annoy me?" Words: 478, Chapters: 1/6, Language: English Series: Part 2 of Nightwing's New Playlist Fandoms: DC Extended Universe, DCU (Comics), Red Hood/Arsenal (Comics) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Categories: M/M Characters: Dick Grayson, Jason Todd, Roy Harper Relationships: Dick Grayson/Jason Todd Additional Tags: Canon-Typical Violence, canon adjacent, Jason and Dick need to get a room, Jason and Dick do get a room, Roy Harper is done with their shit, Good Friend Roy Harper, Roy Harper & Jason Todd are Best Friends, Jealous Dick Grayson, Jason Todd is So Done read it on the AO3 at https://archiveofourown.org/works/45082120

[mischief-and-tea-by-the-sea]

🌸 ⇢ do you have any pets? if you do, post some pictures of them

I do! I currently have a 10-11 year old Scotchi (Scottish terrier, chihuahua mix) named Darjeeling Echo (Darji for short; Darjeeling is one of my favorite teas and Echo was the name of Robert Burns' dog - or one of them, I guess, the one he wrote a poem about). She's tiny and adorable.

Thanks for the ask and letting me share photos of this ridiculous baby.

Writers Truth & Dare Ask Game

[andordean]

@satirickitty

[ao3feed-destiel-02]

The fantasy was far too real

The fantasy was far too real https://ift.tt/vwfHNmu by Satirickitty The thought came to him unbidden, Angels are above human emotion and attachment, what he was feeling obviously was just an instinct left over from his vessel, he didn’t want to kiss Dean. Words: 1034, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English Fandoms: Supernatural (TV 2005) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Categories: M/M Characters: Castiel (Supernatural), Dean Winchester Relationships: Castiel/Dean Winchester Additional Tags: Fluff, POV Castiel (Supernatural), First Kiss via AO3 works tagged 'Castiel/Dean Winchester' https://ift.tt/vP3KQzh February 09, 2023 at 06:25AM

[satirickitty]

Writers Truth & Dare Ask Game

🍓 ⇢ how did you get into writing fanfiction?

🥑 ⇢ you accidentally killed somebody, which mutual(s) do you text for help?

🧃 ⇢ share some personal lore you never posted about before

🧩 ⇢ what will make you click away from a fanfiction immediately?

(It's a lot at once, I know, but you're new to me, and I'm nosy and curious!)

Omg OK! 😁

I've been around lurking forever (like the first long fic I read was a pdf someone emailed me) it took until lockdown for me to actually write & post something & that was due to @artanisnaanie bullying encouraging me until I made my rantings into an actual story

This one

Firstly, if I killed someone, it was intentional!

Secondly, I'd call @hollyspn as this has already been established & planned for 😂

Ooh I dunno what I've never posted about? I'm an over sharer!

I'm staring at my wig stand, so I'll go with I love cosplay & dress up any chance I get! I went to one of the Marvel Movies like this

I click away immediately when there's a "I'm giving this popular character my weird opinion" moment

My poor friends are so sick of hearing about "anti vegetarian Batman"

[andordean]

🎶✨when u get this u have to put 5 songs u actually listen to, publish. then, send this ask/tag 10 of your favourite followers (non-negotiable, positivity is cool) 🎶✨

Thanks @galateaencore @kirielle and @revoevokukil for the tag!

I'm gonna go with the songs that make me go "repeat" when they come up on my playlist

Tagging @poetikat @keyrousse @witch-and-her-witcher @kuwdora @dravenxivuk @herbalinz-of-yesteryear @satirickitty and whomever else wants to do it :)

[ao3feed-jaydick]

The Best Laid Plans of Rogues and Vigilantes

read it on the AO3 at https://archiveofourown.org/works/54856021 by Satirickitty Nightwing and Red Hood have captured Harley and Ivy, taking them deep into locked tunnels out of comm range is a totally reasonable idea, nothing at all could go wrong with that. Nothing at all. Words: 4513, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English Fandoms: DCU (Comics) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Rape/Non-Con Categories: F/F, F/M, M/M, Multi Characters: Pamela Isley, Harleen Quinzel, Jason Todd, Dick Grayson, Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy, Red Hood, Nightwing Relationships: Dick Grayson/Jason Todd, Dick Grayson/Harleen Quinzel, dick grayson/jason todd/harleen quinzel/pamela isley, Harleen Quinzel/Jason Todd, Pamela Isley/Jason Todd, Pamela Isley/Harleen Quinzel Additional Tags: dubcon, they werent asked, but they werent complaining, very much a "oh no I can't escape what a terrible shame" sort of situation, Foursome - F/F/M/M, Orgy, everyone is fucking, Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, Pegging, Bottom Jason Todd, Top Dick Grayson, Strap-Ons, Rough Sex, Spanking, Blow Jobs, Vaginal Fingering, Oral Sex, Top Pamela Isley, Top Harleen Quinzel, Sex Pollen, not that they needed it, Restraints, vine tentacles, Dubious Consentacles, Vegan Dubious Consentacles, Harley has a pocket dimension, no i will not explain how tf she does that, comicbook science it just be like that read it on the AO3 at https://archiveofourown.org/works/54856021