#satirical rpf

[lennie4everz]

RIKEY SWEEP

[hislittleraincloud]

The one person you reblogged that was like “and the jercy tag 🤮” writes jemma fanfic so they really have no room to talk lmao

Ah, you're right.

But "Jemma" is dead now, so we can at least take solace in that much. Remember, Ortega said herself that Emma is super smart...so y'all should listen to her when she says

I wonder if these people know why RPF is generally frowned upon. It's clear that the bulk of those consistently pumping out self-insert RPF of Ortega don't understand that they're objectifying her. Fictional people are already "objects"; they don't exist beyond their fictional media. They can't be "objectified" in that sense.

But Jenna herself is a real person, and using her in your fantasies is literally objectification. The impact on her as a person via this crap can be harmful, seeing that anyone who actually knows her IRL (friends, family) could be exposed to it, could be bothered by it, could be offended by it.

I think this is a decent (short) piece about the Ethics of RPF:

https://www.michigandaily.com/opinion/columns/the-ethics-of-real-person-fiction/

Y'all kids should read that, as a start.

[lurkingcorpses]

nfl yaoi fandom is dying retweet if youre a #REAL nfl fujo

[weezeranitsweezy]

I luv writing fanfic

[blusical]

hey friendly reminder: you can enjoy reading/writing sports rpf without shaming those that don't like rpf (and vise versa for that matter!) 🥰🥰🥰

[juhanis-litterbox]

Imagine: biden tenderly caring for Trump's wounds and fussing over him as trump pretends like he is annoyed and doesnt need it.

[waterparksdrama]

i don’t get the problem with the travis thing…like my friends and i have written fanfic about each other as a joke??? who cares

lemme put it this way have you written 20k of fanfic that's supposed to be a joke about your friends that also borders on delving into your friends' personal stuff a lot and was intended to keep going with said stuff - iz

[overc00ked]

Based on that photoshoot they had at a cafe in like 2016 or whatever

[freytful]

i feel genuinely bad for my cooler mutuals who gotta follow a "wait was good omens 2 Odd on purpose" truther. like genuinely. How did this happen to me.

[city-of-filia-info-center]

WE MADE THE ROBOT DOG PISS BEER

[VIDEO START]

MR GRIST: What’s up MeTube! Today I teamed up with the City Filia to throw the biggest and best party the Entertainment wedge has ever seen!

Grist nation before we start I need you to smash that subscribe button. Let’s get into it.

[drone footage overlooking the Entertainment Wedge where hundreds of people have gathered in the streets]

MR GRIST: The first thing we need for a party is food, so we teamed up with the Charity Foundation to help feed every single person in the wedge for FREE for AN ENTIRE DAY.

[footage of Herald performatively packing boxes of groceries with the rest of his team]

MR GRIST: Between fruit products, protein products, and vegetable products, everyone is getting a balanced breakfast, lunch, and dinner!

[footage of Herald outside the Center for Control]

MR GRIST: We also need booze, it’s not a party without it! You saw the video title, you already know!

WE MADE A ROVER PISS BEER! WE ARE THE FIRST AND ONLY ONES TO DO IT!

[several quick shots of phlegmatics and cholerics enjoying the food and drink]

MR GRIST: Last but not least, we need music! Hit it!

[the camera pans to an empty DJ booth which lights up and begins to synthesize a new pop hit]

MR GRIST: You already KNOW we got Ent.io on the beat!!!

[Herald throws himself back into a group of teenage phlegmatic girls, and begins to dance feverishly]

[suddenly he stops and throws up a hand, causing his dance partners to stop too]

MR GRIST: Guys! Wait! We almost forgot the best part!

[everyone around Herald goes silent, the DJ booth reduces its volume, and someone passes him a microphone]

MR GRIST: Introducing, for her first ever public appearance, Princess Daphne of Yellow Bile!

[Daphne descends a sweeping stairway at the front of the crowd, flanked by two Rovers in patrol mode. She is dressed in a yellow silk gown with puffed crinoline sleeves.]

[the crowd screams and applauds thunderously. Herald begins chanting her name and others begin to take up the call]

[DAPHNE approaches the podium at the base of the stairs and waves a hand to quiet the crowd]

DAPHNE: It is my greatest honor to make my public debut amongst our wonderful community and family. We are so lucky to have one another. To be encompassed by our loving, peaceful walls. Truly, here, we want for nothing, except perhaps even more hours in the day, so that we might accomplish even more.

But enough about work, now is the time for play!

[the music revs back up and DAPHNE is surrounded by Yellow Bile courtiers, insulating her from the phlegmatic crowd]

[credits roll over the massive dance party]

CREDITS: Special thanks to Filia Special Forces, The Charity Foundation, Mr Grist Burger, and all glory to John and Hella above

[END VIDEO]

[playingonedchess]

did i not post the picture i took of the famous politician yaoi rpf

[brieforsomething]

Y/N on top

Y/n woke up to the noon day sun on her face. Sat upright on her California king bed, she reach up to run her fingers through her mousy brown hair only to find it still rock hard with hair spray and gel. Good to know her flapper curls held up at least.

The roaring 20's party last night was certainly the most tasteful of all y/n's birthweek ragers. In no way did that undermine it also having been the most most expensive. All the invites were lined with gold and the Olympic sized infinity pool was literally filled with champagne. That's might have been how y/n got so drunk, either way she couldn't damn well remember.

Making her way to the ensuite there was a knock on the door. Before y/n could answer, the door flew open and her mother enters unprompted.

"I have something extra special for your birthday today, sweetheart," mom says, "I honestly didn't even expect the deal to go through but let's just say a certain Simon ran out of drug money or something and really needed the cash."

"Okay mom, spit it out what did you buy this year?"

"No! I put alot of effort buying this present least you could do is clean up and come downstairs to unwrap it personally."

"Whatever, mommy, just give me a few minutes then. I'm still eepy."

"You'll wake up once you see what I got you! I think you're really going to like it this time."

"Sure, mom, you always say that," y/n smiles. Mom has good intentions but as far as buying presents go they've never really helped.

A hot shower later the hair spray is mostly gone. Getting ready involved wrapping her wet hair in the bath towel and putting on some clean silk pajamas.

Dispite the situation with her presents every hear, y/n always enjoyed the day of her birthday. It was always refreshing after a week of parties - not that she didn't enjoy those parties but even she can agree a week gets a little excessive.

Usually the actual birthday was a slow day. Wake up, open presents, pancakes, examine presents, family dinner. Y/n had some high expectations going down the stairs. Last year for her 16th she obviously got a car, however a range rover not the g-wagon like she literally mentioned she wanted. Whatever its nice to have an extra car for decals and stuff. The year before that was a new puppy to replace Aliviyah who had passed away the year before - may her little doggy soul rest in peace. What mother should have known is that there wasn't room in her heart for another dog just yet, she was still grieving her beloved Aliviyah. They ended up sending the mutt back to the breaders. Maybe a cat would make a better companion for now. Heck maybe that's the present, hopefully a siamese.

Making her way down the stairs y/n paused in shock as she caught sight of her birthday present

"Surprise!," mother exclaims, "We bought you One Direction!"

Shockingly, there they were squished together on one couch while y/n's parents sat on the other, all wrapped up with the same ribbon that came with the Range Rover. A quick head count, you realise a problem.

"Mommy you forgot, Zayn!"

[thealogie]

Can you please elaborate on the Stephen Colbert RPF thing. This is a judgment free zone I’m just deathly curious

Ah yes well you see Stephen Colbert used to play a parody of a Fox News pundit on a show called The Colbert Report (American news satire program popular in the late 00s/early 10s). The character was explicitly a closeted gay man who was driven to conservatism due to his own insecurity/internalized homophobia. He had a homoerotic relationship with Jon Stewart whom he pretended to hate but had several romantic moments with.

When their shows ended they wrote a soft epilogue for their fictionalized selves where they retire to a cabin in the woods together and it’s implied they’re married now. The most beautiful self-written rpf of all time.

It was a beautiful slow burn self-written rpf that unfolded over, like, 10 years they worked together? It started as a joke but ended up being a genuine canon part of the fictionalized Stephen Colbert? I’m not joking.

[wetchickenbreast]

the thing about mangoball is that it has an honest to god truly unique sense of humor pulled from online stan culture and amplified to extreme camp. and i mean this one hundred percent seriously: it’s a genuine masterpiece. genre defining. it should go down in history as one of the most important pieces of fan content ever created. the way it is such a perfect reflection of 2021 mcyttwt. an incredible satire of rpf and the way fans ignore the complexities of a cc’s humanity in favor of casting them into fandomized versions of who they are. and above all it’s fucking funny. like dear lord it’s so funny

[gaysie]

discourse from the iwtv universe: am i the only one who thinks it’s kind of insane that old journalist guy was able to publish his weird lestat-is-an-abusive-vampire RPF without even changing the name? like lestat is a real person. just because he’s a rockstar doesn’t mean his feelings can’t get hurt. and he’s clearly trying to satirize the vamp!Lestat AUs in the fandom which are obviously meant to stay INSIDE the community and shouldn’t be brought to the band’s attention bc they are REAL PEOPLE!!! this is just another example of how the patriarchy hates anything with a primarily young female fanbase and it makes me sick. so if you’re reading that trash tag your iwtv content because i WILL be blocking. 💋anyway stream come to me

[bronzetomatoes]

No it's actually wild that "this has GOT to be the exact same emotional mental and physical feeling as getting eaten alive limb by limb" is not a commonly quoted meme by anyone other than the people who've read a satire dsmp rpf crackfic. The masses would go crazy over this