#satire post btw'''

[clottoncandiezz]

posting this here too because i want to spread The Joy '

also yes this is satire

asijo monstar🥺

anyways

[starlightomatic]

Wow, thank you JewWhoHasItAll for posting this helpful guide! Now I can support my Christian students much better :)

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[the-crooked-library]

the vampire lestat dropped his single a DAY ago and his stans are already having beef with swifties… 🖐️💀 guys chill you’re both having mental breakdowns to shitty lyrics, literally nobody else gives a fuck

[shaolin-spin-doctor]

Netherrealm Studios didn't make Hanzo Hasashi a child and turn Kuai Liang into Scorpion in MK1 to shake up the narrative, try something new or explore the latter's previously underdeveloped relationship with Bi Han, but because the development of both Kuai and Hanzo in previous games had naturally evolved and acquired a homoerotic tone that NRS themselves had, unintentionally, fed with narrative and dialogue choices, and they realized they were already in too deep to back down in any way other than completely overhauling both characters from the ground up and ensuring there was no possible way for people to even suggest their relationship could be other than or move towards anything beyond simple acquaintance. This demonstrates cowardice on Netherrealm's part, as the intricacies Subzero and Scorpion's relationship had accidentally developed made plausible deniability harder as the story progressed, and risking the possibility of their mascots being perceived as a same sex couple, even if it was never made official, would probably hurt their bottom line, thus making it a huge no-go. By turning Kuai Liang into Scorpion and having Bi Han remain Subzero, all the while keeping their status as blood brothers despite their completely opposite powers, and by taking Hanzo out of the picture completely, they hoped to keep Subzero and Scorpion's trademark rivalry without risking any further "accidents" when it comes to their writing or perception of one another. In this essay I will

[hundilisse]

it's so cool how not a single human being on earth is exempt from experiencing transmisogyny. in fact, i think we should turn our focus away from how trans women and transfems are affected and focus on the ways it affects everyone else.

[xxfangirl365xx]

"you have a voluptuous rump" Franklin Oreo growled in Gerb gay's ear

[winecovered]

I think i need a dni banner for this blog because my devotees (followers) are devolving 👎

[blasto-the-hanar-specter]

[voncel]

Yeah Fallout 3 might have been more enjoyable and New Vegas might’ve been better in literally every aspect but neither of these games had the original soundrack Fallout 4 did so I’ll stick with my Lynda Carter on our train train

[punchurlightsout]

[posioninthewater]

[citizen-card]

LIBERAL committee of public safety:

Bertrand BaRED (like communism) de Vieuzac

Jacques-Nicolas BIllaud-Varenne

Carnot isn't here because I couldn't think of anything the Second Law of Thermodynamics disproved the LIBERAL Big Bang Theory

Jean-Marie COMMUNISM d'Herbois

Georges CouthONBINARY

Jeanbon SLAYnt-André

Jean-Baptiste Robert LGBTndet

Pierre Louis Prieur (Prieur de la MARX)

Claude Antoine PRONOUN-Duvernois

Maximilien de WOKEspierre

Louis Antoine de SOCIALISM

Marie-Jean SHE/HERault de Séchelles

[i-am-trans-gwender]

John Discourse inventor of discourse: Let's see what the next stupid discourse is going to be.

*Throws dart at wall that hits a sign that says gay marriage*

John Discourse inventor of discourse: Okay so is gay marriage...

*Pulls paper out of a hat and reads it*

John Discourse inventor of discourse: Homophobic? Yeah sure why not?

[rars]

𝒀𝒂𝒏𝒅𝒆𝒓𝒆 𝑫𝒊𝒂𝒗𝒐𝒍𝒐 𝒀/𝑵 𝑭𝒂𝒏𝒇𝒊𝒄𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏

Content warnings: sexy yandere i don't fucking know dude, the word "ravage" is used

One day you're walking down the street and you see a man with pink hair. You think, "ooh it'd be so sexy if he kidnapped me." So you approach him to seduce him into kidnapping you and holding you in a jail cellar or some shit. "Hey, handsome," you greet. "Wanna ravage me?"

He looks at you with, frightened green eyes. "Do not speak to me." He starts walking away from you quickly. You walk faster.

"Wait, mister," you needily plead. "I need you to do things to me!"

He uses King Crimson to skip time and suddenly he's gone. You successfully frightened a man that hasn't had an intimate relationship in 15 years. Hot.

[m-s-justice]

it's 2050. they're rebooting codz. and they made it WOKE.

a GAY MAN, Edward Fagtofen is the MAIN CHARACTER. He leads three other ""people"" (the woke mob won't let us use MEN anymore). """they""" are, Wokeolai Belenski (the metaphorical representation of the destruction of the nuclear family ((xer [probably trans] wife is DEAD)), twinkeo masaki (A ""PERSON"" who is NOT WHITE) , and Tank Dempsey (see the object monkier? """his""" CHOSEN NAME? CLEARLY A SIGN OF TRANSSEXUAL NONBINARYISM).

another major character, SAMANTHA MAXIS (a woman) who wields UNSPEAKABLE, UNPARALLELED POWER. (feminism)

EVEN MORE TELLING is the villains of the series, DR →MAN←TY and the SHADOW→MAN← (the former being a representation of the biological reality of MEN and FEMALES as SEPARATE, DIFFERENT ENTITIES (hence the title of dr); the latter being a somewhat more obtuse metaphor for the olden days where MEN WERE MEN and FEMALES WERE PROPERTY. hence his name being the SHADOWMAN, America, and men by extension, now being a SHADOW of their former glory.) NOT TO MENTION they are BOTH OLD WHITE MEN, contributing to the MODERN RACISM AND OPPRESSION AND DISCRIMINATION faced by men today.

IT DOES NOT STOP THERE, HOWEVER.

Dr. ludWIG Maxis (undoubtedly a drag queen as alluded to in his name) is an allegory for Fatherhood and the sissyification of men. Notice how he's borderline irrelevant. The only thing of note he does is COHABITATING WITH ANOTHER MAN IN AN IDEALIZED HOUSE (the future the gays want, exhibited by Fagtofen leading his They/thems there), and DIE (yet another metaphor for the death of masculinity).He is a complete pushover and only exists to serve OTHER MEN and FEMALES (his daughter).

except it isn't 2050. this is 2015.

[masterbaiting]

its so over