#sorry guys fagtofen was too funny to pass up
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it's 2050. they're rebooting codz. and they made it WOKE.
a GAY MAN, Edward Fagtofen is the MAIN CHARACTER. He leads three other ""people"" (the woke mob won't let us use MEN anymore). """they""" are, Wokeolai Belenski (the metaphorical representation of the destruction of the nuclear family ((xer [probably trans] wife is DEAD)), twinkeo masaki (A ""PERSON"" who is NOT WHITE) , and Tank Dempsey (see the object monkier? """his""" CHOSEN NAME? CLEARLY A SIGN OF TRANSSEXUAL NONBINARYISM).
another major character, SAMANTHA MAXIS (a woman) who wields UNSPEAKABLE, UNPARALLELED POWER. (feminism)
EVEN MORE TELLING is the villains of the series, DR →MAN←TY and the SHADOW→MAN← (the former being a representation of the biological reality of MEN and FEMALES as SEPARATE, DIFFERENT ENTITIES (hence the title of dr); the latter being a somewhat more obtuse metaphor for the olden days where MEN WERE MEN and FEMALES WERE PROPERTY. hence his name being the SHADOWMAN, America, and men by extension, now being a SHADOW of their former glory.) NOT TO MENTION they are BOTH OLD WHITE MEN, contributing to the MODERN RACISM AND OPPRESSION AND DISCRIMINATION faced by men today.
IT DOES NOT STOP THERE, HOWEVER.
Dr. ludWIG Maxis (undoubtedly a drag queen as alluded to in his name) is an allegory for Fatherhood and the sissyification of men. Notice how he's borderline irrelevant. The only thing of note he does is COHABITATING WITH ANOTHER MAN IN AN IDEALIZED HOUSE (the future the gays want, exhibited by Fagtofen leading his They/thems there), and DIE (yet another metaphor for the death of masculinity).He is a complete pushover and only exists to serve OTHER MEN and FEMALES (his daughter).
except it isn't 2050. this is 2015.
#cod zombies#call of duty zombies#codz#satire#← VERY IMPORTANT TAG#tank dempsey#edward richtofen#takeo masaki#nikolai belinski#dr monty#shadowman#idk if the shadowman has a specific tag for him so whatever#samantha maxis#ludwig maxis#tw: f slur#sorry guys fagtofen was too funny to pass up#btw I have a more serious post coming in later but I wanted to be silly#anyway I love these “”woke tomorrow “” memes and wanted one for codz#this is one huge joke who's primary audience is explicitly myself#tried to get is as bigot-accurate as possible#the use of FEMALE hurt real bad guys#the things I do for the sake of the bit..
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