voncel
The Voluntary Celibate Strikes Again
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They/them, >18yo šŸ‡§šŸ‡· AroAce (hence the name). @Voncel on Ao3 Mostly South Park (kyman), IASIP (MacDen) and TF2So shill and with it and ferocious
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voncel Ā· 27 days ago
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Tyler fed us another daddy issues song, Iā€™m boutta whump my favorite characters SO HARD over this
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voncel Ā· 27 days ago
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Iā€™m a huge Tyler glazer but Iā€™m also really critical. CHROMAKOPIA doesnā€™t get excuses for mistakes just because Ty was ā€œbreaking traditionsā€. Balloons is fire but man you canā€™t sandwich it between Like Him and IHYFYWH. You canā€™t early release the only two snippets of the album with a completely different theme and vibe and get everyone expecting something just to deliver CMIYGL meets Wolf (not necessarily a bad thing, just saying).
Itā€™s amazing, itā€™s a legit no skip from me, I canā€™t even voice any critisism on the individual songs ā€˜cause they transcend me too hard, but itā€™s suffering from CMIYGL syndrome: Itā€™s nothing new at best, generic and bland for Tyler at worst.
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voncel Ā· 1 month ago
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Trollhunters is the kind of show Iā€™d recommend to my friends and to my worst enemies
Iā€™d recommend to everyone tbh because I donā€™t deserve to suffer alone
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voncel Ā· 1 month ago
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Holy fuck
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Spy and his son Scout
(Tw: blood )
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voncel Ā· 1 month ago
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Im dead im so dead
What do you call art that kills you inside
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he knows
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voncel Ā· 1 month ago
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Itā€™s finally 3am which means for this brief 1h window everything I write/draw/create is gonna be absolute peak and I have to make sure you know when exactly I did it
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voncel Ā· 1 month ago
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Sometimes Iā€™m just thinking about tf2 and get unironically flash banged by the memory that Scout started working with the Fortress team at like 21-22 and like just imagine these gruff war criminals nearing 40, some almost 50 + just some kid
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voncel Ā· 2 months ago
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Sunny X Abbott crossover happening and some folks here DARE to be surprised as if Ava isnā€™t a cut character right outta Sunny.
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voncel Ā· 4 months ago
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voncel Ā· 4 months ago
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clone high is officially dead and it brought JoanFK down with it
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voncel Ā· 4 months ago
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LIANE IS THE REASON CARTMAN IS SO FUCKED UP AND I HAVE ALREADY DIED ON THE HILL SO NOONE CAN GET MY ROOTING CORPSE OUT
Trey Parker is a coward for retconning her being a crack whore
BRO I HAVE NEVER HEARD ANYONE TALK ABOJT IT BUT ITS CANON THAT WHEN CARTMANS UPSET LIANE DRUGS HIM WITH OPIODS??? In let go gov she puts codine in his tea because hes crying. SHE IS FEEDING HIM NARCOTICS!!!!!!! Nobody wants to talk about how bad of a person Liane is because sheā€™s hot
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voncel Ā· 4 months ago
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I am SO. LATE. to the End of Obesity discussion and I havenā€™t even finished the special yet BUT
The kyman. Oh, the kyman.
Iā€™m not feeling like writing a huge wall of text rn but this has given me so much material. The kyman dynamic in there is literally what I always liked in romantic kyman. Itā€™s real, itā€™s POSSIBLE. I have been PRAYING for a Kyle Cartman episode because it feels like forever since weā€™ve gotten one and they dared to give us not just something where Kyle and Cartman are the focus, but THEYā€™RE WORKING TOGETHER.
Please oh please tell me they have more underway for season 27.
Iā€™m genuinely freaking out. I havenā€™t checked the tag on ao3 but I bet my life it has been FLOURISHING since EoO. I have 2 new wips that came to me out of 20 minutes into the special.
And to think this came in like May and I held out on watching until now.
Trey really did put out his own early contribution to Kyman Week 2024
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voncel Ā· 4 months ago
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Production for South Park seems so unserious but like in a funny way. Not just the ā€œsix days to airā€ thing, but how the showā€™s supervising producer can just ask Trey Parker for a voice role and they give her a character who gets a predominant background role for the rest of the show. Iā€™ll always have Jennifer Howell to thank for Bebe Stevens.
Same thing goes with Jennifer and Bruceā€™s child, Jesse Howell; one of the first of many voice actors for Ike.
Then we have creating Butters inspired by Eric Stough or the naming of Cartman after their fat obnoxious college friend. Idc how parasocial this sounds but working on early South Park just seemed like so much fun, these two friends just making whatever they think is funny by breaking every Hay Code they can think of.
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voncel Ā· 4 months ago
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Mac is literally the cleanest of the gang, I donā€™t care that they dropped his bossiness a bit in later seasons but he was still the one cleaning Charlie and Frankā€™s apartment in ā€œMac and Dennis break upā€, so Iā€™ll just take that scene as representative of his entire character from now on, thank you very much
But seriously, it makes sense. Weā€™ve seen his mom, how sheā€™s a mess alone (and his father wouldnā€™t make much of a difference if he was present). Lots of people that grow up in an uncaring and messy environment tend to grow up and take cleaningness very seriously. I speak from personal experience when I say I get anxious when I see a messy bedroom precisely because it brings me back to my early childhood. Mac took the role of ā€œman of the houseā€ very seriously after his father went to jail, itā€™s very evident his bossiness and need to take care of people came from that. He NEEDS Dennis to need him, because if he doesnā€™t, whatā€™s preventing him from just leaving?
Speaking of Dennis, I wouldnā€™t describe him as clean like other people have. Heā€™s not messy, he likes to have things organized, but only to the extent of his own willingness to clean. I actually think Dennis would be very laidback in general, he grew up with maids and butlers and never actually lived on his own. His college dorm mustā€™ve been a hellsite, though the majority of dorms usually are. Mac cleans after Dennis, metaphorically and literally.
This then leads me to think a bit more about their living dynamics (though I dwelve into more headcanon-y territory) like how Dennis probably takes care of the money aspects (tbf Frankā€™s credit card takes care of it), Mac does grocery shopping because I think if Dennis did it, heā€™d come back with like 4 protein bars and some apples to last them the whole month. Mac totally cleans Dennisā€™ room, atleast in minor ways like dusting and taking out the trash, wile Dennis keeps their apartment tidy by decorating shelves or keeping things in their places. Itā€™s a silent part of their living arrangement and the kind of thing theyā€™d never trade off.
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voncel Ā· 4 months ago
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Yeah Fallout 3 might have been more enjoyable and New Vegas mightā€™ve been better in literally every aspect but neither of these games had the original soundrack Fallout 4 did so Iā€™ll stick with my Lynda Carter on our train train
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voncel Ā· 4 months ago
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Alright, I do love Arrested Development with all my heart. Itā€™s one of my favorite comedy shows ever, I literally rewatch it every 3 months, I never get tired of it, itā€™s hilarious.
Still, it hurts seeing the reverse character arc this family takes. By that I mean, the writers figuring out itā€™s funnier to write horrible people in a toxic codependent relationship instead of Schittā€™s Creek.
Lucille made the monsters that are Gob and Lindsay. Michael was practically brainwashed by his shite father that family matters most just in case he ever saw he needed to get out, theyā€™d remember he canā€™t because his family should be his priority. S4 Michael breaks my heart. Iā€™m laughing, itā€™s hilarious but like, some of these tears are not out of laughing.
For the longest time, I thought the best thing Michael could do is grab GM and get the hell outta there. Then came S4 and christ, GM needs to leave everybody. I havenā€™t watched S5 but iā€™ve heard itā€™t better for Michael specifically, thought Iā€™m still genuinely scared of seeing my poor beautiful child Buster suffer.
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voncel Ā· 4 months ago
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Was reading a college alternative meeting kyman fic by Shortstackedcheesake96 -Lonely Hearts Club
And I got so hung up on how different Kyle and Cartmanā€™s life would be if they hadnā€™t grown up together in SP. Kyle would be less annoying and insecure but probably really pretentious and arrogant. He might even be less smart, have less to prove and therefore less to work towards. Nonetheless his life would just simply be better, less stressful. I firmly believe they can bring out the worst AND best in eachother by driving themselves crazy into a state comparable to humanist self improving, just out of hatred of eachotherā€™s character. Kyle would have it easier, he wouldnā€™t be competitive or as good natured.
Cartman would probably be bored out of his mind. I do think heā€™s smarter than our first impressions of him, but without Kyle, someone who get riled up and debates him furiously, matching him at both an intelectual and passionate level, heā€™d just give up. Half the hedonistic shit he does is solely to get a reaction from someone. Maybe heā€™d grow up different depending on his relationship with Liane or Kenny, (which, atleast in this fic, seems to be his only childhood friend). I really like imagining his life is so monotonous heā€™s decided to speedrun becoming rich by going to harvard and becoming a big shot lawyer (which is something he can just do i guess).
I desperately love this fic, itā€™s one of my favorite older Kyle characterizations, especially how much of an arrogant asshole he is. Such a good contrast to this annoyed bored apathetic high-ego Cartman.
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