#satipo indiana jones

[goodoldcharley]

Really? No one mentioned yet that the first few minutes of the new Indiana Jones game are basically a recreation of the iconic scenes from Raiders Of The Lost Ark featuring a quite familiar looking Satipo? Oh please... 😅

[elwolfen]

Alfred Molinathon Day 31

Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981)

Satipo

His Role: TBAdded

The Rest of the Film: To be honest... why bother?

I'm going to be leaving them blank for right now and edit to add more later! It's a bit difficult for me to watch and then write something every day! Doesn't help that I'm behind... so sorry! I wouldn't reblog these until there's something more palatable...

[myveryownfanfiction]

18+ MINORS AND THOSE WITHOUT AGE IN BIO DNI

AN: thank you @illiana-mystery for the idea. I will be writing that other idea we talked about eventually. Maybe it’ll be part 2 to this. And after looking at the Indiana Jones wiki, this story just got a little more fleshed out.

Warnings: thievery, swearing, blood,

“Damn Hovitos.” I muttered under my breath. Satipo trailed behind me, keeping an eye on the burro and supplies. “Why didn’t you tell me they were getting closer? Is that part of your job?”

“You didn’t want to know!” He growled. “I said we had to watch out for them. But you didn’t want to listen.” I stopped and spun around to face him. He stumbled slightly in an effort to stop from running into me.

“You…” I stopped myself from saying something I would regret and instead glared at him. “Fuck you Satipo.” I turned around and fell into step next to him. I tried to ignore the smirk that had taken over his features. “How much farther?” Satipo reached out and gripped my arm as I tripped over a tree root.

“It shouldn’t be much further if your map is right.” He muttered, keeping a tight grip on me as we kept trekking through the forest. I was about to retort when he smiled at me. “You and I both know that there is no guarantee that Frenchman gave you a true map.”

“You’re right.” I begrudgingly agreed. “But honestly, if it isn’t, it gives me a reason to go back and kill him.” Satipo chuckled as he dug the map out of my back pocket. “Watch it.” I grumbled.

“Oh shut up.” He grumbled back. “According to this, we take a left at the waterfall and it should be about a mile from there.” I looked over and nearly tripped over another tree root. “Maybe I should look at the map and you watch where you are going.” Satipo paused a second before stopping me.

“What?” I turned to look at him. “Why are we stopping?” He stuck the map into his waistband and bent down slightly.

“Come on.” He muttered impatiently. “We aren’t going to get there any faster if you keep nearly falling over. Or worse get injured.” I stared at him, shocked he would actually offer this.

“You…I…” I laughed, my nerves getting the better of me. “A piggy back ride?” Satipo looked over his shoulder at me and nodded.

“Hurry up. Daylights fading.” He snapped. Snapping out of my thoughts, I wrapped my arms around his neck and tried to jump onto his back. I slid off and we laughed as I tried again with the same result. “Alright. Hold on.” Satipo held onto my legs and stood up. I wrapped my legs around his waist once he rose to his full height. After hiking me further up his back, Satipo started to continue walking towards our destination. Leaning forward a bit, I looked over his shoulder.

“How do you plan on reading the map now?” I teased. Satipo stopped and sighed. Letting go of my leg, he pulled the map free. Tapping my hand with it, he waited for me to take it before starting on his way again. I opened it and held it just out of his sight. “Can you still see where you’re going?” My voice had softened from our earlier teasing.

“Yes. And I can see the map as well. Just don’t move it.” I hummed in response and looked over my shoulder occasionally to make sure our supplies hadn’t run off. “There’s the waterfall.” Satipos head gently hit the center of my chest as he nodded towards our landmark.

“One mile to go.” I said with a smile. Satipo stopped and looked over his shoulder at me the best he could.

“Care to walk the rest of the way?” He teased. Sighing, I slid off his back and started off to the left. “Maybe we should leave the burro here?” He called after me. I waved my hand over my shoulder and continued walking. Satipo could be heard hastily tying up with burro and running after me. Before long we reached the entrance to the temple.

“Here we are.” I whispered. Nerves were getting the better of me. This wasn’t my first expedition but it could turn out to be the most lucrative. Satipo nodded next to me.

“Ready?” I looked over at him, eyes wide and anxious.

“Ready.” Satipo and I started up the steps together. Pushing open the doors, we walked in. Stepping carefully, we explored the entrance hall. “Nothing here Satipo.” He nodded in agreement and pointed to the far wall.

“We could try through there.” I nodded and we continued our exploration. An hour later, we had still found nothing. “I think you will have to kill the Frenchman anyway (Y/N).” Satipo grumbled. I sighed and leaned back against a doorframe. We had established the room we were in had no traps but it felt like one big trap anyway.

“I think you’re right.” I muttered. The frame behind me gave a little as I shifted. I yelped and jumped away from it. As I turned, I scratched my arm on a spike on the wall. “Fuck!” I cried out. Satipo instantly grabbed my arm to examine it. “Oh fucking hell that hurts.” I groaned as he put pressure on it.

“It’s not poisoned.” Satipo assured me. He wiped away some of the blood that had pooled. “But you will probably need to get it examined by a doctor.”

“Then what good is you looking at it doing me asshole?!” I cried as he put pressure on it again.

“Oh don’t be such a baby.” He mumbled. Pulling out a bandana from his pocket, he tied it around the wound. It quickly started to turn red with my blood. “That will have to do until we get back to town.” I hissed as he tied it tight, making sure there was pressure to stop the bleeding. “Do we go through?” He asked, nodding at the new doorway that had appeared.

“What do we have to loose?” I grumbled. Stepping in, I whistled at the sight before me. "I wasn't sure what I was expecting. But it wasn't this." I took in the room, covered in gold and jewels. Satipo stood beside me, equally stunned into silence.

"How do we get it back?" I shrugged and ventured deeper into the room.

"Clearly the map is correct." I turned to look at him, walking backwards. "We can always take what we can get and then come back later." Satipo entered the room as well, starting to bag up what he could.

"And if the Frenchman beats us to it?" He asked, casting a weary look over at me. I smiled at him as I started to bag up what was near me.

"We hide this in the jungle before we go back to town. We go to the doctor for this," I held up my arm. "Then we head back to that bar we met him in. If he's there and asks, we say we found nothing but an abandoned temple." Satipo stood up and slowly made his way over to me, stepping where he had seen me step.

"We close the door on our way out so he doesn't know about the room." He added. I nodded.

"We're the only ones who know how to open it back up. He would come out here looking for something that he doesn't know exists." I smiled up at him as I passed him my bag. I started to fill another one up when I felt the ground shift. Standing up quickly, our eyes met. Satipo took the bags from me and threw them towards the exit. He turned to me and grabbed my hand before running as fast as we could. The floor started to descend, making us look at each other and force ourselves to run faster. Without stopping, we each reached down and grabbed a bag before bursting into the main entrance hall. The floor was sinking there as well and Satipo tugged my hand, urging me to go faster.

"Come on (Y/N)!" He yelled. I panted and tried to keep up with him. He looked over his shoulder at me, worry painting his features. "You can do this. We've been through worse. I won't let you die here." Taking a deep breath, I let go of his hand and forced myself to keep running. Either he slowed down or I was able to put on a final burst of speed as I left the temple completely and hit a tree, clutching it as I tried to get my breath back. I dropped the bag of treasure, turning to lean against the tree as Satipo came running out of the temple. He came to a stop in front of me, doubled over and panting. Straightening up, he embraced me. I wrapped my arms around his waist and buried my head in his neck.

"What the fuck was that?" I groaned, the temple releasing a burst of dust before being shuttered forever. Satipo turned us so we both could look.

"Probably a trap." He mused. "Weight triggered." I let my head fall to his shoulder.

"When we took the treasure from the floor, it triggered the trap. Extra weight wouldn't do anything which is why we didn't trigger it. But removing any of the weight would. Even us leaving probably would have triggered it." Satipo nodded. I lifted my head and sighed. "All that treasure. Gone." Satipo looked over at me.

"We still have some." He kicked a bag before smiling at me. "Besides, we made it out alive." I shook my head.

"Barely." I was still looking at the temple longingly.

"Barely yes. But alive." he teased. Finally looking over at him, I chuckled.

"Alright. We're alive. I guess that counts for something." Satipo nodded as I turned back to the temple. He reached up and gently turned my head back towards him. I watched him for a few moments before he leaned in. He kissed me carefully, giving me space to pull away if I wanted to. Instead, I returned the kiss, moving my arms so that I could hold onto his shoulder, pressing him closer to me. Slowly pulling away, Satipo chuckled.

"Never thought I would get the opportunity to do that." He breathed out. I laughed and smiled at him.

"Nothing like a near death experience to put things into perspective huh?" I teased. Satipo shook his head with a chuckle before kissing me again.

"We should head back." He mused. I nodded in agreement. We each grabbed a bag and started the trek back to the burro, hand in hand. When we reached it, Satipo untied him and secured our bags to the rest of our supplies. Then he bent over and helped me climb onto his back. "We wouldn't want you getting any more injured than you currently are." He teased. I rolled my eyes but leaned down to kiss his cheek anyway.

[chopstickpizza]

Lego is doing some new Indiana Jones sets including a Raiders Of The Lost Ark one, which includes an updated Satipo figure! The last Lego figure of him was in 2008!

[courseyoulovemeyoudontknowme]

Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981, Steven Spielberg)

10/03/2024

Raiders of the Lost Ark is a 1981 film directed by Stephen Spielberg and written by Lawrence Kasdan, based on a story by George Lucas and Philip Kaufman, as well as the progenitor of the Indiana Jones film saga.

It was the highest-grossing film of 1981, earning approximately $330.5 million worldwide, and also a critical success, receiving praise for its modern take on the serial film, its seamless action and adventure, as well as for the cast, especially Ford, Allen and Freeman. The film was nominated for several awards and, among others, won five Academy Awards, seven Saturn Awards and a BAFTA Award.

The United States Library of Congress selected it for preservation in the National Film Registry in 1999.

In 1936, American archaeologist Indiana Jones leads an expedition to recover a Golden idol from a Peruvian temple with snares and deadly traps. When it seems to be successful, the local guide Satipo betrays Jones to steal the idol, only to end up killed by a trap, and only Jones manages to escape alive with the idol from the crumbling temple. Rival archaeologist René Belloq corners him and steals the idol. Pursued by the dangerous Hovitos Indians, allies of Belloq himself, Jones escapes on a waiting seaplane.

After returning to his university, Jones, along with colleague and friend Marcus Brody, is informed by two US Secret Service agents that the Nazis are digging in Tanis, Egypt, and one of their telegrams mentions Jones' old mentor, Abner Ravenwood. Jones deduces that the Nazis seek the mythical Ark of the Covenant, hidden in a secret chamber in the city, which they believe will make them invincible. To find it they must get their hands on the Staff of Ra amulet, guarded by Abner, which can indicate where the chamber is located via a scale model of the city.

At a bar in Nepal, Jones reunites with Abner's daughter, Marion Ravenwood, with whom Jones had an illicit affair, and learns that Abner is dead. The bar is later set on fire during a scuffle with a group of Nazis, led by the sinister Gestapo agent Arnold Ernst Toth, intent on taking the medallion from Marion.

[littleladybaker]

I have this goal to complete every Lego movie game for the Nintendo Wii. I just started Lego Indiana Jones and got to experience

Lego Satipo! Just a cute little Alfred Molina Lego dude.

Who can barely swim…

And LIVES in the game!

[heartofhubris-a]

top ten molina characters that need to get dicked down

Otto Octavius

One look at this wet, greiving man, and I'll put down money that the man needs a night ignoring the fact he's constantly in pain and that he really really needs some release, and to see that he can have fun with the actuators

2. Harding Hooten

To quote @eroticaplush

He needs a break. Harding needs some stress relief. He's overworked and needs something to remember how to relax. Harding needs someone to lay him on the bed and ride him so all he has to do is hold onto their hips

3. Konstantin Levin

Between his adhd and the whole Kitty settling for him in the book, Koysta needs someone to pin him to the bed, wrists in their hands, and introduce him to his prostate.

4. Comte De Reynaud

I think that if you poked his arm he'd snap in half from stress. And he's gone how many years since his wife left? Yes, he would cum the second you touched his dick. But that would not be the only time he came that night.

5. Maxim horvath

In that exact same vein as Comte, Maxim's at least gone a century or so without a single orgasm to our knowledge. He doesn't really seem to have had a moment in the movie to take himself in hand, and frankly the world needs to know if Maxim's eyes would roll back into his head the first time he cums

6. Jim Bussey

we get about nothing for his character in this movie at all. But a hermit with a salt and pepper beard like that? Dead wife? Tragic man who looks like he's a damn space heater? oh man his hands would be clumsy and out of practice but there's gunna be some eager smiles and looks and messy kisses

7. Cliff, Orchids

just gunna point at the man and ask you if you think he's not repressed. And those GLORIOUS stairs? please please let him get fucked on them, or fuck someone on those stairs. He needs it, he deserves it.

8. Oliver Syme

Possibly controversial, but. From what I remember of his character, the asshole needs to have someone to butt heads with him, but in the way that he's interested instead of turned away. Wall fucking. That's the idea there.

9. Satipo

Ok yes he was in the movie for all of like 30 seconds and he did backstab Indiana however, did you see how eager his eyes were? Oh my god Satipo would be begging for directions and so fucking eager to please, he'd just want to do whatever he could to be called good or smart or sweet, give that boy some affirmations and affection and he'd be putty. And tie up his hands behind his back.

10. Snidley Whiplash.

I specifically want this one to be with someone more sexually experienced than him though so he can try and talk a big game and then get absolutely turned inside out by functionally a single finger. Let that villain be wrapped around my finger and every single one of his evil plans will be confessed to.

[scorsesedepalmafan]

Satipo (Indiana Jones) Masterlist

Shorter fics:

Longer fics:

The Peruvian Jungle: an adventure

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3 (tba)

Headcanons:

Helping Satipo get cleaned up headcanons

Alphabets:

[alfredosauceee]

thank you spielberg for introducing us to this icon 🫂

tw\\ a one second shot of spiders and gore!

[overlookedfile]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Indiana Jones Series Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Henry "Indiana" Jones/Satipo, Satipo/Original Male Chacter(s) Characters: Henry "Indiana" Jones, Satipo, Original Male Character(s) Additional Tags: Satipo lives, Vaguely Detailed Sex, very mild for my usual stuff, mentions of horrible injury, not graphic, Alfred Molina - Freeform Series: Part 1 of Para Mi Summary:

Satipo already has an employer when Indiana Jones comes seeking guides and men for an expedition into the Peruvian jungles of South America. The employer is reluctant to release anyone to the relic hunter's task, however.

Approx. Reading Time - 25 minutes (200 words/minute)

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Tagging: randomfandomtrash28   @nothingbutyourchains @scorsesedepalmafan @yesalwayswelles​

[geekinator]

Same guy. Alfred Molina. Badass.

[giveamadeuschohisownmovie]

If “Raiders of the Lost Ark” was made today:

1) Chris Evans as Indiana Jones

2) Samantha Barks as Marion Ravenwood

3) Matt Smith as René Belloq

4) August Diehl as Major Arnold Toht

5) Peter Macdissi as Sallah 

6) Jared Harris as Marcus Brody

7) Carlos Valdes as Satipo

[scorsesedepalmafan]

YEA.

satipo politely sitting on your couch after you gave him a bath and new shirt

[giantmonster]

[illiana-mystery]

So I recently went on the Indiana Jones wiki to learn more about Satipo since I'm drafting a fic and first off...I must say I love the picture that they use for his page: 

But then I scrolled down to the Behind-the-Scenes section and I’m just like wtf?! 

I’m glad he was a trooper though and didn’t just remain in British theatre. I would not like to live in a world where he didn’t grace American television and film. (Although I love his British work too.) 

Still, I don’t blame him for being scared. I would not be down for that either. I’m not a huge fan of spiders. The only spider I like is Spiderman. (Okay, I’ll see my way out.) 

[highly-opinionated-nerd]

An incomplete list of Really Good Riaders of the Lost Ark things:

When Indy says “Adios, Sapito” instead of “Satipo”

Belloq and his smug little “I win!” smile

The little puffs of dust when he’s running from the Hovitos through the field yelling “start the engines, Jock!”

“Neo, meaning new, and lithic...i t h...i c, meaning stone.”

This girl really wrote ‘Love You’ on her eyelids

Marcus nonchalantly stealing the apple that that one kid left on Indy’s desk

“What am I, in trouble?”

“Any of you guys ever go to Sunday school?” (says Dr. Henry ‘Indiana’ Jones Junior, a man who almost certainly never went to a day of Sunday school in his life)

Marion does these drinking competitions weekly and yet everyone still gets so hype for it. 

“I can only say ‘I’m sorry’ so many times.” “Well say it again anyway!!!” “.....Sorry.”

The way Marion stops to drink from the broken keg during the gunfight

The way Toht stuffs his burnt hand into the snow

Sallah’s absolute horde of children

“Bellosh”

The one guy strolling along in jeans and a t shirt when they were in Cairo

“What’s this?” “It’s a date. You eat ‘em!”

“You can’t do this to me, I’m an American!”

“Please, sit down before you fall down.”

Indy tripping over the wire fence on the way to the map room at Tanis

The look on his face when Sallah says “you go first” at the Well of Souls

Belloq the disaster Jewish bi consistently doing everything he can to make the best of a bad situation by protecting both Marion and the ark

His face when she pulls the knife on him. He’s just like ‘yeah, ok, bye!’

“Ah ha ha haaaaaaaassson of a bitch...”

The archaeologist in blue whose previous scene got cut from the movie but who still appears on screen when Indy and Marion leave the Well of Souls

All Indy’s dirty tricks in the fight with The Boxer

Belloq standing up to yell at the driver and hit him with his hat only to be thrown back in his seat when they turn around

The fruit salesmen that go absolutely buck wild when the Nazis don’t find the truck

“Where doesn’t it hurt?!” *Aggressively points to elbow* “Here!”

After Indy steals the clothes from one of the submarine Nazis and they end up not fitting, the guy who comes and starts yelling at him in German is a superior officer and he’s just saying things like “why are you sleeping?! Fix your hair! You are dressed like a pig!”

Belloq straight up eats a fly in the middle of the line “you’re gonna give mercenaries a bad name” but they left it in

Also, in that scene, Indy actually calls Belloq “Rene”, and then Belloq immediately switches to calling him “Indiana”

Toht’s girly scream and Dietrich’s D : face when the angel of death appears

The way Marion starts running back up the stairs when Indy turns around and then goes right back down again

The whole film is just so good. 10/10, a timeless masterpiece to be enjoyed by all ages forever and ever, amen