#sassy kaidan

[garrus-appreciation]

One time I heard someone say they leave Kaidan on Virmire every time because he rolls his eyes whenever Shepard goes to talk to him and I’ve never been able to unsee it since

[unxpctedlygreat]

Nassana : "I am sorry. We have trust issues in my family."

[isamajor]

[transpathfinder]

re: my last reblog on op being confused by people who hate kind characters in games like kaidan and esp gale now having some vitriol against him upon bg3 release and it's like.... it's cos they're human. that's literally my number one theory, nothing else. i really don't think it's that deep. people just want to love an alien or fantasy species for the escapism from real life, to be loved by them, to be special and role play relationships u can't have. you can transplant their exact personality and backstory 100% to someone else making them krogan or turian or tiefling or whatever and people would love them, i'm not kidding.

even under that post there are comments saying they just find gale bland. listen, i barely go here at the moment since i will play bg3 late, and this is just simple surface level stuff i know, but; he was taken and groomed as a child and now wants to die cos he doesn't see himself living in peace???? y'all call this bland????????????

also hey i just described zevran, a fandom favourite. not a human. mysterious. ofc if you're snarky and you crack some jokes people will call you sassy and cool so you get a pass.

but being human and just being nice??? sorry u have to die some crimes can never be forgiven

[whimsyswastry]

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I think I filled out something similar not too long ago, but as I’m pretty sure most of my answers have changed since then, I shall fill it out again. Plus, I love being tagged :D

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Last song you listened to: Feeling nostalgic for being 18 so I’m listening to Here (In Your Arms) by Hellogoodbye

Currently reading: Crooked Kingdom by Leigh Bardugo for the second time. The entrire grishaverse gripped me in a way I hadn’t felt since H*P* when I was like 9 years old. Plus, who doesn’t love Wesper?

Last movie: Quasi on Hulu by the people who made Super Troopers. Surprisingly funny, but definitely one of those dumb improv movies you need to be in the mood for.

Last show: lol also Supernatural. I missed Cas, so I’m re-watching some of my favorite episodes while I design a digital planner.

Craving: Sleep. I gave in to my recent craving of homemade brownies and now just need to sugar crash.

What are you wearing right now: A loose 2-piece pj set, blank spaghetti straps and black shorts.

How tall are you: I converted my height from imperial and apparently I am also around 166 cm.

Piercings: Two in each ears that usually has tiny hoops in it. I also had a triple forward helix which was SO AWESOME, but itched like mad so I took them out and let it close.

Tattoos: One on each wrist and a handful of others that I plan on getting if I ever commit the time and money.

Glasses? Contacts? Glasses. I used to wear contacts on special occasions, but I’ve embraced the glasses 24/7 lifestyle.

Last drink: Water

Last thing you ate: The aforementioned brownies

Favorite color: It changes pretty regularly. As far as clothing goes, I really like dark reddish purple, that orange-y yellow, olive green, and eggplant. Any jewel tone really. But I’m also a fan of those sickly sweet pastels when I’m doodling.

Current obsession: I’m between obsessions honestly. I guess the closest thing would be the digital planner I’m designing. Can’t wait until the DA or ME bug bites me again, though. Particularly because I’m *so* close to having completed my second draft of Operation Leviathan, but my brain just won’t do the thing.

Any pets: One adorable, stubborn, sassy basset mix.

Favorite fictional character: Only one? Umm....Castiel comes to mind immediately. But he’s just the current one, not my all time favorite…all-time favorite is probably…. Kaidan Alenko.

Tagging || I tagged a bunch of people last time and am feeling shy...so please consider yourself tagged and don’t forget to tag me if you do it! <3

[thelavenderelf]

Questions for Sylvana my beloved!!

1. Do you have any daedric artefacts or are you any of the nine divines' champion?

2. Favourite memory?

3. How did you end up in Skyrim?

4. What is your favourite thing to do in your free time?

5. Not a question, but you're literally so gorgerous and witty and sassy, ily💖

P.S. I'm so sorry for making Ravonna have beef with Vilkas in my fic. 🤭

Thank you for the ask!!! <3

For reference, this is all in-character:

Well, I'm for sure not any of the nine divine's champions, but I do consider myself a "champion" of Nocturnal. I don't think that is the term she likes to use for nightingales, but if someone has to have my soul in the end, I do hope it's her. I have acquired some of the other daedric artifacts, but they're all currently dust in my storage. I currently own Dawnbreaker, Masque of Clavicus Vile, Sanguine Rose, and the Wabbajack.

I had to think for a while about this one! I have so many, especially small little moments that I like to recall when I need comfort. But if had to choose one, it would be the night we had an all-out party at the Ragged Flagon. This happened about a week after I was named Guildmaster, and the guild successfully pulled off a heist with a HUGE payload. There was music, singing, dancing, and so much laughter. The ale and mead were flowing, and I ate so much of Vekel's special apple pie. Honestly, I'm surprised I didn't get sick that night with all the dancing and drinking I did. It was a night were I truly felt happy. There were also other reasons why that night was so special to me, but that is a close-guarded memory. ;D

My mother and I had to move from Summerset Isles to Skyrim because of her... job. She works at a certain embassy near Solitude.

I like to read and mess around with alchemy! I'm not very good at making potions yet, but I love discovering all the different properties of ingredients I find around Skyrim. There is also nothing I love more than popping some strange ingredient in my mouth and watching my friend's reactions. Kaidan and Lucien are the funniest to watch. They always make the best facial expressions!

You're making me blush! Also, never apologize for having beef with Vilkas. I still have beef with that man. And if Ravonna has beef with him? Well, now it's even beefier.

[asamandra]

Tagged by @mollynoble. Thanks a lot, hun!! 😍😍

 List a favorite character from 10 favorite fandoms

Marvel - Clint Barton

The Old Guard - Nicky di Genova

Cyberpunk 2077 - Johnny Silverhand

Star Trek - Captain Benjamin Sisko

The Witcher - Geralt of Riva

Stargate Atlantis - John Sheppard

Far cry - John Seed

Mass Effect - Kaidan Alenko

X-Files - Alex Krycek

Voltron - Keith Akira Kogane

And I tag: @banashee, @rebelmeg, @firlalaith, @jeanbarton, @hawkeyes-chicklet, @sassy-wartime-nun, @nkp1981, @wandering-wolf23, @cookiemom6067, @sinister--potato, @not-close-to-straight, @begitalarcos... and everyone who wants to do this (consider yourself tagged 😉 )

[akuzeisms]

Kaidan by far has the most underrated sass in the game. I mean, Ashley’s always sassy, but when Kaidan chirps, he CHIRPS.

[alistairstheirins]

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[virmireisms-a]

@xghostxofahero cont'd ;;

Emilia's smile was just enough for Ashley to relax... a little. The laugh helped, too; she was sure that her old friend wasn't doing too well, what with everything that was going on. Ashley was still a little worried about what had happened between them on the Citadel. Ever since Horizon, things had been... tense. Ashley knew that was partly her fault; she hadn't trusted her old Commander when she should have. She should have put a lot more trust in Emi than she had, and it was... difficult to get past that.

"Saying you missed my sass and crass, Skipper?" Ashley teased further, her own smile growing wider. "Because I can assure you I've got plenty more where that came from." Even before, Ashley had never really held her tongue... though now, she was much less inclined to do so. She felt like she'd seen just about everything, after seeing the Geth--along with their Reaper husks--as well as the Collectors.

At least now, she had the chance to do something about it. Nothing had been more frustrating than being told by the Alliance that she wasn't allowed to investigate the Collectors, even if she knew what was going on. She hated being sidelined. She hated the way they held her back on a leash, like she were some kind of liability. Well, she'd certainly shown them, now; she was more than just a capable soldier.

[hungover-dovahkiin]

░W░O░A░H░

Couple that vibe together, vibe forever.

They look fly as fuck. I don't even care if they out-of-character ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Though I'll be the one to say it's not completely OOC because they flexin some sass. And let's be real: Kaidan can be hella sassy when he wants to be. ಠ‿↼

My dear friend @icedbuns4all got me into Wombo. This is one of the many results. Now I have more shitpost material than ever before!

[husband-steve-cortez]

Well I mean. Obviously Miles and Kaidan admire each other. Professionally. Sexually. But you know what I mean. It doesn't have to be "wow Shepard you changed my life without you I'd be nothing" or vise versa. They just like each other and save each other and work well together and understand each other very well and each thinks the other is soooo sexy. Simple boring uncreative stuff like that.

[lazylemon]

So like…. Imagine Lucien falls for you: the dragon born

Sfw (female Dragonborn)

He definitely fell for you because you were a strong woman

Wether your sassy or a sweetheart, doesn’t matter he’s love it all

And depending on the species can have different out comes

If your a human (nord, red guard, imperial, Breton, etc) he’ll like your eyes or hands the most. He’ll like the fire in your eyes and the mixture of soft and roughness of your hand.

Rough from all that battle experience. But yet soft and gentle when handling things.

If your an orc: he’ll find your muscles irresistible and your teeth. He doesn’t know why he likes your teeth he just does.

If your a Khajit or argonian : he’ll like your tail. He’ll pet your fur or admire your scales. He’ll want to play with your ears and if you have horns he’ll ask to touch them (I’m the most polite way of course)

If you an elf (either kind) he’ll admire your ears and your magic abilities

On the note if your a mage fighter: he’ll constantly ask for help on magic himself

Warriors: well he’ll ask for practice.

Stealth isn’t his best but he’ll want you to teach him so he doesn’t accidentally give your position away

The more he speaks time with you and follow you on your journey, the more he falls hopelessly in love with you.

You’re a strong woman that doesn’t hesitate to take action and you take control when a situation needs it.

He’s smitten

And for the fluff~

The moment you become comfortable with eachother you cuddled more.

Cuddling is must when you’re in the colder areas

And if you have inigo and Kaidan with y’all (you guys are definitely all cuddling together)

It’s better if you remove the heavy part of your armor

Lucien is probably squishy

Idc what anyone says he’s squishy and therefore is a great cuddler.

He likes to give you snacks.

And kissing is delicate to him. He gets really shy when he kisses you so… you’ll have to take control

Nsfw

HE IS A BOTTOM

You can’t change my mind on this

Probably has a mommy kink too but he didnt know he had until he met you

Had dreams about you first

Then when you finally got together and had a mission by yourself (with out any other followers) he acts on it

Of course you’d end up taking control

I keep see him slightly drooling while you’re riding him

Muttering out “mommy, please”

Fun fact: he looks reaaally good in the dark brother hood uniform

He‘ll like neck and chest kisses(gets him every time)

Lucien will become a stuttering mess if he catch him off guard

Touch his thigh will in a bar or inn and you’ll hear his breathing hitch

Wont be long till after you retire (you’ve destroyed all dragons and miraak is gone) he’ll want a family with you.

Cue the breeding kink, he’ll want you to have his baby but he won’t act on it until your ready

Flirting will make anyone uncomfortable if they hear you both.

He’ll whisper your name to himself when he’s alone (it gets him all giddy)

And honestly I don’t see him with a big schlong

I think he’d be average but still girthy.

He can go on more than one round but it’s limited to maybe 3 or 4

Will be the king of aftercare

Back to the best cuddles Ever

Of course that is if he isn’t exhausted from you over stimulating him.

This was almost rushed but I needed to get this out. Idk where my feral feelings for this boy came from but it’s my true thoughts.

[shizuu-chann]

An unpopular opinion maybe, but in ME3 after the tragedy that is Priority: Tuchanka, I wish you could choose someone else to lament over when Liara asks if you're okay.

I always leave Kaidan on Virmire. Personally, I think he's great--kind, competent, etc--but he bores me. I find Ashley more fun and sassy, so I always save her. So when Shep wakes up from their most recent nightmare, where Mordin has now joined the dead-whispering after sacrificing himself, I'd much rather be able to say that "I miss Mordin," not Kaidan.

I DON'T miss Kaidan. I'm sorry. Like I said, hqe's great, and I don't dislike him, but I miss Mordin WAY more than Kaidan. But noOo. I get to either be vulnerable with Liara, my friend, and tell her a lie, or be kind of a jerk and basically say there's nothing wrong. I'd rather just be able to say something generic, like "I'm tired of losing people to these Reaper assholes," bc I just really hate the missing Kaidan line, bc I don't. :/

[tealenko]

Fic Author Recommendations

If you’re tagged (or just want to participate) make a post with your favorite 5 fics that you’ve written, then tag 5 other authors. 

A 1000 thanks to @ljandersen and @halesshepardn7 for the tag, sorry it took me so long to answer XDDD

1. Don't Leave me Behind

Fandom: Mass Effect - fShenko

Summary: ME3 ending + canon divergence + Shepard being saved

Why I Choose it: It has everything, really. You cry, you laugh (or at least I do lol)... And it all ends with smut, which is always nice XD

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2. Never Have I Ever

Fandom: Mass Effect - fShenko

Summary: Drinking game with James, Garrus and Kaidan. Shepard joins eventually. I almost pee myself from laughing while writing this, and it all ends with smut, which is always nice XD

Why I Choose it: I mean, read the summary... + It has the longest chapter I've ever written lol (I was liking the story so much I couldn't stop writing) I mean... This was supposed to be a one shot for N7 day ehehehehe

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3. The Three Letters

Fandom: Tomb Raider - Lara Croft x Jacob

Summary: Lara and Jacob reunite after Shadow of the Tomb Raider

Why I Choose it: There's like... 7 people writing in this fandom so... Yeah, I needed more content lol + I love writing letters + it's kinda freeing know not too many people are going to have an opinion on what you're writing

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4. Listen Before I Go

Fandom: Pre Mass Effect - fShenko

Summary: Shepard's early days in the Alliance told to Kaidan by the only surviving member of her squad after her supposed death in ME2

Why I Choose it: I'm 100% writing this for myself... And I'm enjoying every bit of it. I'm trying a lot of new stuff and I'm finally bringing to life a lot of my oc in this one... Is my least popular shenko fanfic by far, but I'm going to keep writing it because this isn't about you XDDDDDD

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5. Do your Worst

Fandom: post Mass Effect Andromeda - fRyder x Reyes

Summary: 1st meeting with Reyes after the end of MEA. Obviously, sex happens.

Why I Choose it: Reyes Vidal. No, really... It's super fun to write about him, and my Ryder too... They're sassy, and quick witted and ultra hot and I'm here for it. Also, first fanfic I wrote in English and also the first I decided to post (and that leaded me to all this madness XDD) Soooo it holds a special place in my heart <3

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Everyone I know has been tagged... Or at least I think so, I'll try with a couple but feel free to ignore me if you've already done it or simply don't want to do it: @acciokaidanalenko @ficbrish @suck-on-a-fire-ball

[peabrainedraccoonlady]

My Skyrim characters are great.

We got,

Kiki Gallou. Trying to survive the constant onslaught of random eldritch creatures sent by a god of knowledge while she runs a college with her husband who was stuck in a book for thousands of years.

Ray. A Dremora constantly trying to survive in Skyrim because shes considered daedra in peoples eyes however her sassy blonde apprentice is very sweet and wants her to teach him how to beat the sh#t out of enemies.

and then there's Martin. Martin is a bard documenting things in Skyrim with his giant bodyguard Kaidan. Imagine it like Jasker and Geralt and thats practically Kaidan and Martin.