He/him gay 30 definitely nsfw yadda yadda sideblog for when I want to ramble on about my Shepards. And now dragon age ocs as well. Often in a horny manner. Steve Cortez was my first video game husband and remains a favorite so wanted to shout out to him. Not a very chaste blog.
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He doesn't celebrate Christmas so holiday time gets annoying
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Keep hitting Ezra with the Bayonetta beam in my mind's eye.
#Means nothing. Though it's funny that previously I was like 'he's more like Dante unfortunately'#Being very mortal and able to die is way more fitting for Ezra. Last of his kind. Witnessed other witches die to the angels.#Here for revenge. Refuses to appear as anything less than unflappable whatever else is going on under the hood#Will shoot a giant creature because it's talking too much#*Renegade interrupt* I'm sorry. I forgot to mention one of the reasons I hunt your kind.
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Have a harder time articulating with Ezra and Steve. Very emotional about the two of them.
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Ezra is just a slut and the type of gay man who tends to have sex with his male friends.
#Even some of the straight ones have at least gotten blowjobs#not James#or Garrus. Or Jacob. Basically no one else on the Normandy.#Ezra does actually try to make it a point not to sleep with people under his command. Gets messy and annoying.#Zaeed was an exception because he needed it and Zaeed was there and he hated Zaeed a little bit and he could use something#a little rough from someone he kind of hates right now#And he makes an exception for Steve because Steve is very polite#And also in desperate need
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Zaeed in da cuck chair.
Zaeed bouncing and moaning on Steve. Btw.
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Ezra also fucks Thane but that's a one and done deal. Not really a romance there between the two of them.
I've worked within the confines of Shepard not being allowed to be gay until mass effect 3 too long so I just sort of make it a part of my Shepards' characters. Ezra isn't ready for romance, as he is in mass effect 2. Maybe he could've used it, but he isn't really looking for it, and isn't quite clicking with any of the crew in that way anyway.
Things do actually get tender between him and Zaeed from time to time, and Ezra's usually the one to recoil or brush it off, and then Zaeed of course doubles down, embarrassed that he even let himself be vulnerable for half a minute.
Ezra's experience with Thane is also pretty tender; "A nice memory", Thane will say later, but they're better as close friends. Or rather, they just are; it's difficult to explain what the difference is, but it's there, mutually. Ezra is wild and electric, but Thane won't feel the desire to call him "siha".
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I'm just horny and thinking about stupid sexy Zaeed who is only sexy to me sometimes. That's all this blog still exists for. Me being horny.
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Lot's of funny feelings co-mingling that make Zaeed sigh to himself and say "this is why you don't fuck your boss"
And like it was also something special for Zaeed to be working a mission where he knows he's doing something big and important and good, and he's also with a team and a commander that he can trust absolutely. Like he and Ezra squabble a bit but he knows Ezra has his back in a way Zaeed hasn't really had in a while.
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And like it was also something special for Zaeed to be working a mission where he knows he's doing something big and important and good, and he's also with a team and a commander that he can trust absolutely. Like he and Ezra squabble a bit but he knows Ezra has his back in a way Zaeed hasn't really had in a while.
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But they did have some great sex together.
Sometimes I feel bad for being so weird about Ezra and Zaeed's relationship and other times it's like. Well I'm just reporting the facts. They make for a volatile couple. Especially during the events of mass effect 2. And Ezra falls in love with Steve so what little they had over that short period of time is over, and frankly Ezra would rather not remember it.
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Sometimes I feel bad for being so weird about Ezra and Zaeed's relationship and other times it's like. Well I'm just reporting the facts. They make for a volatile couple. Especially during the events of mass effect 2. And Ezra falls in love with Steve so what little they had over that short period of time is over, and frankly Ezra would rather not remember it.
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Chilchuck's charm and love of drinking combined with being the party healer.
This is so silly but I was just looking at dungeon meshi stuff and thought to myself "tee hee Ezra would be a wizard"
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"Time for some explosion magic?"
This is so silly but I was just looking at dungeon meshi stuff and thought to myself "tee hee Ezra would be a wizard"
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This is so silly but I was just looking at dungeon meshi stuff and thought to myself "tee hee Ezra would be a wizard"
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I'll never be over the goggles doing this afoawejfis it's like taping on angry eyebrows.
EDIT: I only just realized it's Shepard's eyebrows clipping through the goggles and not that the goggles have some sort of angry eyes function which is somewhat disappointing but a different kind of funny. REMASTERED
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