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everyone go home the most important Skyrim mod just dropped

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i think ultimately you do really have to kill that part of your brain that vividly imagines how you would redo parts of your life.

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it is honestly amazing how much of writing and editing is just. logistics. like... do i use a name here or a pronoun? if i move this dialogue tag to the middle of this line and break it in half, does the end of the line hit harder that way? what if i move the tag to the front? what if i remove it entirely? ...wait, whose point of view am i in; can i reasonably say this character is appalled, or must i say they look or seem or sound appalled? is this a deliberate action or a step-removed one; is her hand closing on his shoulder, or is she closing her hand on his shoulder? environment environment environment, we need to break all this dialogue up with some narration, the scene is coming untethered. what! are! they doing! with! the rest of their bodies that are not hands! fuck fuck fuck FUCK i forgot we covered this two chapters ago and now i either need to cut this whole chunk or find a reason to reprise the conversation from earlier. name or pronoun? name or pronoun? name or pronoun? move this clause around in this sentence? oh i'll add this phrase-- nope, never mind, past!me added the same phrase two lines down. okay, if i add too much environmental narration it's going to take away from this bit, but not enough and it won't feel grounded. what if i move this to its own line? where the FUCK are their hands?

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This is your semi frequent reminder that there is no official AO3 app

All those are unofficial and available on the Google play store as of August 13th 2025. They mirror AO3's content and insert ads, for which the developer gets paid by page impression (that's every time the ad appears in the fic you're reading) not just clicks.

No money goes to AO3, nor to the fic writer. It goes to the person who did the bare minimum.

Many of these apps have poorly worded or non existent privacy policies, so they may also be mining as much data as possible and selling that on to unknown third parties.

Please, just use the official AO3 site and the browser.

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The problem with "curing" cancer is that killing cancerous cells is very easy but killing all of the cancerous cells and only the cancerous cells is very very hard.

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Celebrating falman Friday

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Quick falman doodle

I like birding so I declare he does to

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I like him a normal amount

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oh turtle neck half sleeves tactical gear. you are my weakness .

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T E A M M U S T A N G

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posting royhavoc all by myself

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this is not a drag on fanfiction but if you find yourself consistently saying “wow fic is better than most published stuff!! and it’s free!!” it might be a sign that your brain is ready for and craving more complicated literature than the books you are used to gravitating towards

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"A society that separates its lore masters from its horny posters will have its headcanons written by prudes and its erotic fanfic by fools."

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i know that “don’t harass people for being weird, they might be autistic!” is a fairly popular take on here. but as a Certified Autist, i’d like to add that harassing allistic and/or neurotypical people for being weird is also bad, and should not be done

and before you come in with “yeah, you never know who is and isn’t autistic, and you shouldn’t force people to out themselves!” i want to say two things: one, i agree. and two, even if you could magically avoid ever harassing a single autistic person, it still wouldn’t be okay to go after NTs for being weird. they’re people, janice. they’re allowed to be really invested in naruto

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^ THIS !

One of my fave things about shipping Giovanni and Nanu as a long term cat-and-mouse game is to imagine Nanu's Interpol superiors trying to decide how to deal with it.

"Okay on one hand, this is a clear breach of ethics for Agent 000..."

"But on the other hand, it's clearly a good distraction for Giovanni"

"Still, we're putting an agent in danger without a proper safety net or extraction protocol..."

"From some of the reports, 000 seems to be able to give back as much as he takes."

"And that's another issue! What if he goes too far one day ? We can't look like we approve this kind of methods!"

"If it gets the boss of Team Rocket out of the way for a couple of days and disturbs their operations, is it such a bad thing ?"

"Months of careful monitoring go off the window everytime Agent 000 is in the mood for a shag!"

"But he does get results. More than any of our other agents"

"Wish he could bring a definite result to this whole Team Rocket situation..."

"We talked about it, we need Team Rocket to keep in check other gangs. The day they go down, every cult and eco terrorist gang will rush for the power vacuum. At least Team Rocket only focuses on making money, and throwing one agent as bait to their leader is a small price for peace."

"As long as said agent remains on our side..."

"He had enough opportunities to turn, if he wanted to do so, he would have done it years ago."

"Until Giovanni ends up being more attractive than his duty."

"That's a risk we're taking with every agent on the field. That's why we're monitoring them"

"An old cat like 000 is able to evade surveillance, you know it as well as I do"

"Well then we could just pull him off the TR cases."

"Which will only last as long as Giovanni doesn't miss his favourite chew toy"

"Or we don't need our agent with the most experience and knowledge about Team Rocket"

"...I hate this guy."

"The mafia boss or our agent?"

"Yes."