#sargington

[abnormalcleric]

Would people please stop talking to me? I’m trying to daydream about grown men kissing each other.

[lunarfoxx3]

I'm so glad im seeing ship art for non-grimmons, tuckington, and docnut ships now. love grimmons. love docnut. love tuckington! but the fact I'm only JUST NOW seeing chucker on my feed? pastrytrain?? sargington????? where were all you beautiful people before ?????

[rvb-relationship-royale]

RVB Romantic Relationship Royale- Round 1, Part 2, Poll 12

[akalegos]

i think sargington is funny

[slyvester101]

I can’t get this conversation out of my head just take it.

Sarge: Marry me Agent Washington! And Together, we may finally have the man power to take down Blue Team!

Simmons: And there’s tax benefits!

Sarge: That’s unimportant Private! I haven’t paid taxes in twenty years and I’m not about to start now!

Simmons: You haven’t been paying taxes??

Sarge: Shush! Keep your mouth shut Private! So how about it Agent Washington? You want to help me rid those dreadful Blues through loving matrimony?

Wash: …you do realize I’m the leader of Blue Team.. right?

Sarge: An almost unforgivable offense! But I’m willing to make an exception for my husband.

Wash: We’re not getting married!

Donut: Aw, but I planned a bachelorette party and everything!

Grif: A bachelorette party? Who’s the bride?

Caboose: What a silly question, Grim. Of course it is Sarge. He will make the most beautiful bride.

Sarge: That’s the spirit Caboose! Now put on the ring Agent Washington! We have a wedding to have!

(Tucker and Church are cackling in the background and being no help at all. Carolina is confused, but supportive? Wash is not amused.)

Been too long since I've posted anything here. So have Sargington

I spent too much time with the armour

[faroresson]

I forgot that RvB was the one fandom I actually shipped something that could be considered a rarepair... goddamnit

[jade-kyo]

Season 17 post restoration thoughts

Casually skipping 16 and going straight to 17 because lord knows I can’t afford to lose anymore braincells. I genuinely enjoy this season so I’m looking forward to the rewatch!

Ngl jumping straight from 15 to 17 really highlights how absurd this is like bro why is there gods and shit omg 😂

The fates are racist- that explains a lot

Donut my sweet baby boy

You know as much as I hate time travel stories this works way better for a “lets reference and call back to as many previous arcs and seasons as possible” nostalgia trip than Restoration did

Okay while I personally prefer the take that Donut is fully aware of all the innuendos he makes and is doing it to be a little shit I do think it being unintentional is really funny considering the ace Donut thing

“You have me all wrong” “I doubt it.” Donut the master at not getting gaslit

Donut knows Wash’s name is David- meaning Wash must have told all the reds and blues his real name

JESUS CHRIST DONT KILL JUNIOR

Felix is afraid of knives

Man I love it when Dr. Grey sounds like herself

We love insurance fraud

DONUT WASH TEAM UP MY BELOVED

Wash just silently shooting Donut again has me wheezing holy shit

The Wash and Carolina conflict is so freaking good man I love them

Man this season is just genuinely entertaining to watch despite everything- the way I wish we could’ve gotten this character writing with a better story

Oh what’s that a way to reference back to all the freelancers that includes Wyoming and the triplets. The concepts are wild again.

Also it’s just genuinely hilarious

WASH SCREAMING INSIDE HIS HELMET

DELTA OMG I FORGOT HE WAS IN THIS SEASON

I need to find the ost for when Wash and Carolina reunite and she’s saying how she trusts him and doesn’t know why bro this music is so pretty

Seriously I’m enjoying this as a nostalgia trip so much more than restoration

Oh I can feel my inner 15 year old desperately trying to take control of my body and send me down the carwash pipeline again holy shit- platonic or romantic. They’re good either way 🙂

OH GOD THE CABOOSE FEELS AGAIN THIS SHOULD BE ILLEGAL

Kai I love you with all my heart and soul but you do not disrespect Junior like that

STOP BEING MEAN TO DONUT HE IS DOING HIS BEST

Yes Caboose IS a genius and also my son

Kai messing with Tucker is glorious holy shit is that bit funny I love them

“Time is made of circles” what a nice, funny and succinct callback. Look at those concepts being wild.

Not Tucker dropping the “your mom” bit on Doc AGSKHAKS

HELL YEAH DONUT YOU FUCKING TELL THEM THATS MY BABY BOI!!!

PINK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wash might be a competitor with Church for number one Donut Stan

Or simulation headcanon: Church is projecting his liking of Donut onto Wash

Okay but Donut should be in the caves not under the pelican FR PEOPLE STOP FORGETTING ABOUT THE CAVES!!!

Laughs in Spanish

I love competent Caboose and Donut

“My testicles send their regards” has no right being as badass as it is

Love a good Tucker moment- sure wish it wasn’t just redoing his character development that never should’ve been undone to begin with

OKAY BUT TUCKER AND DONUT MOMENT THO???? So good- can’t believe Donut is the “angsty bitch”

WASH AND CAROLINA AKDHAKBSKSHSKDHK

Love them talking about the AI like they’re Carolina’s siblings

Holy shit the voice acting between these two is so good

“If he’s single there’s no hope for any of us” sargington nation rise

Sarcastic Donut my beloved

I said this last time but seeing Church impaled by a golf club, even if it is actually Genkins, is entirely unnecessary bro I don’t wanna see that

THE LABYRINTH!!!

GOD CAROLINA VS CAROLINA AGAJSHKAH FROTHING AT THE MOUTH

Sarges vision is further proof that the correct ending for him is retirement

OKAY I STILL HATE THE LOPEZ VISION LISTEN I GET HE COMES BACK BUT ITS JUST IN POOR TASTE

“Don’t say toodles” LOVE sassy Donut so much

DOC BADASS MOMENT LETS GO

GRIF SIBLINGS MY BELOVED

Grif enlisted reveal you will always be famous to me

I never actually thought about it too deeply before but now that I am holy shit do I love that detail it’s so good and actually reminds me of my own brother who enlisted for similar reasons and regrets it now- seriously Grif enlisting is so realistic, a lot of kids sadly think the military is the only thing that can give them structure and purpose. It’s a great addition to the anti military themes of RvB

And yet- despite all these good red team moments- THEY FUCKING TURNED SIMMONS INTO A PENIS JOKE???? AND A BAD ONE AT THAT?????? COME ON S17 I THOUGHT YOU WERE BETTER THAN THIS THATS SOME S16 NONSENSE

TUCKER CANONICALLY HAS PANIC ATTACKS- the fact they kept his visions so vague is truly a CRIME

“Still got my penis” “what-“ GOD DAMN IT THAT ONE WAS ACTUALLY FUNNY COME ON I WAS TRYING TO MAKE A POINT EARLIER

AND WE DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO CABOOSE- honestly I know they probably didn’t have this arc planned back then but they should’ve used the labyrinth for Caboose to find closure in Church’s death rather than the Time Machine nonsense in s15. I feel like that would’ve been infinitely more interesting.

Carolina vs Carolina MY BELOVED HOLY SHIT I AM FROTHING AT THE MOUTH

OH FUCK THE FREELANCER TRAINING ROOM IM AKDHKAHSKSH THIS SHIT IS SO GOOD

GIGGLING KICKING MY FEET WE LOVE THE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP

Caboose gets it!!

GOD THE SLOW PIANO COVER OF BLOOD GULCH BLUES I CANT

AAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHH

Man what nice fairly satisfying conclusions to everyone’s arc- don’t we love wild concepts.

Sure maybe it’s not anything super poetic or perfect like 13 but at least it makes sense

Hell I’ve even warmed up to Donut leaving! Bro deserves some him time and it’s not like he said it was permanent or anything… doesn’t that just really hit you in the wild concept 🙂

You know what- this season is genuinely such a delight at times. Im thinking about adding it to my regular rewatch list along with 1-13 as just like a little bonus I can have at the end cause it’s just such fun. Glorified fanfiction! We love to see it- maybe Restoration sucking was a blessing in disguise cause it really gave me a new appreciation for 15 and 17 (but 17 especially). I probably won’t rewatch 15 as much cause being honest I don’t really enjoy it in its entirety as much as 17 but it’s got good moments I love.

Now- I know the logical thing for me to do is go back and watch 16 and then Restoration but here’s the thing… I don’t want to.

I genuinely do not enjoy those seasons. I don’t want to put myself through something that’s just gonna make me angry and bitter just for the sake of giving commentary on them- not right now anyway. Maybe one day I’ll feel like being a bit salty and do it but that’s just really not how I want to spend my time with my favorite show. I’ve already rewatched any clips from restoration that I cared to rewatch and I don’t think any of my feelings on it are gonna change. And I’ve seen 16 enough times to know my feelings won’t change.

Now what I am considering doing is rewatching 1-13 for the 20th time (<- accurate number, I’ve kept count over the years) and continuing to do these thought posts cause they’re good fun to do! So who knows whenever the time comes you’ll probably have to deal with more of my insane ramblings 😂

[rvbrarepairbracket]

as anon asked; full list of single ship

north/york/carolina(norklina)

spencer porkensenson/locus (porkentez)

sarge/grey/wash/locus (veterans)

sarge/church (surch)

kimball/dylan (kimbylan)

lopez/o’malley (lomalley)

church/donut (churchnut)

ct/carolina (ctlina)

sarge/doyle (sardoyle)

raymond/jax (rayjax)

temple/sharkface (freezerburn)

gene/cronut (genenut)

tucker/north (tucknorth)

locus/doyle (loyle)

wyoming/doc (wyodoc)

kimball/dylan/kai (kimbylankai)

locus/washington (locington)

bitters/andersmith (bittersmith)

sarge/locus (sarcus)

florida/aiden price (florice)

florida/vic (florvic)

ct/479 (ct9er)

donut/lopez (robonut)

wash/donut (washnut)

479/kai (47sister)

doc/temple (docple)

ct/ohio (connecthio)

tucker/grif (tuckgrif)

ct/tex (contex)

479er/lina (47lina)

kai/donut (sisnut)

caboose/loco (cabco)

wash/doc (washdoc)

doc/donut/caboose (docnutboose)

church/lopez (churpez)

caboose/donut (pastry train)

479er/crate guy (47crater)

kai/carolina (kailina)

lopez/caboose (loboose)

maine/north (mainorth)

delta/york (dork)

wash/caboose (washingboose)

sharkface/maine (sharkmaine)

o’malley/maine (o’mainey)

sarge/wash (sargington)

locus/grif (logrif)

caboose/doc (cabdoc)

idaho/iowa (idahowa)

red zealot/blue zealot (purple zealots)

jenson/volleyball (jolleyball)

church/simmons (churmmons)

vic/red zealot (viclot)

tex/sheila (teila)

temple/biff (tiff)

[asphodeldreams]

Reminder: this survey closes in 5 days!! cast your votes now before it fades away into the ether

Update: Red vs Blue Survey

In honor of pride month, we have decided to extend the deadline of this rainbow colored survey until the end of june

jk (kinda) we are mainly just trying to give people more time to watch restoration before filling it out/try to wait until we can get a better sample size As of writing this, we have 122 responses, which is a bit lower than my target goal of 164, which was the amount of responses received the first go around with the older, less organized, version of this survey The new deadline will be june 30th, at 11:59pm EST! Thank you to everyone who has filled it out thus far, and for sharing it around!

[hungry-skeleton]

I'm not a sargington shipper but I believe in their beliefs

[aquamarjnes]

sargington

[rvb-relationship-royale]

Fascinating developments in the first 24 hours- I’ve learned about a few ships I didn’t know existed, and am having a lot of fun with the fact that some rarepairs were submitted before fandom heavyweights.

Also, to the people who have been submitting wlw pairings despite their under-representation in the fandom, I am kissing you on the mouth.

The overall tally as it currently stands is under the cut!

Church/Tex, aka Chex (2 submissions)

Grif/Simmons, aka Grimmons (3 submissions)

Tucker/Wash, aka Tuckington (2 submissions)

Caboose/Donut, aka Pastry Train (3 submissions)

Church/Tucker, aka Chucker (3 submissions)

Caboose/Wash, aka Washingboose (2 submissions)

Grif/Tucker, aka Grucker (1 submission)

Sarge/Wash, aka Sargington (2 submissions)

Doc/Wash, aka Docington (1 submission)

Doc/Donut, aka Docnut (1 submission)

Church/Caboose, aka Churboose (1 submission)

Donut/Wash, aka Washnut (3 submission)

Tucker/Donut, aka Tucknut (1 submission)

North/York, aka Nork (1 submission)

Florida/Wyoming, aka Flyoming (1 submission)

Locus/Felix, aka Lolix (3 submissions)

Delta/York, aka Dork (1 submission)

Kai (Sister)/Tucker, aka Sucker (1 submission)

Sarge/Dr. Grey, aka MedicGun (2 submissions)

Church/Donut, aka Churchnut (1 submission)

Kimball/Felix, aka Kimblix (1 submission)

Kimball/Doyle, aka Kimboyle (1 submission)

Lopez/O'Malley, aka Lomalley (1 submission)

Kimball/Dr. Grey, aka Greyball (1 submission)

Kimball/Carolina, aka Kimballina (1 submission)

Jensen/Volleyball-Player Lieutenant, aka Jolleyball (1 submission)

Locus/Wash, aka Locington (1 submission)

Felix/Tucker, aka Fucker Tucklix (1 submission)

Bitters/Matthews, aka Bitthews (1 submission)

Bitters/Smith, aka Bittersmith (1 submission)

Bitters/Palomo, aka Bitlomo (1 submission)

Bitters/Jensen (1 submission)

Florida/Counsellor, aka Florice (1 submission)

South/Carolina, aka Southlina (1 submission)

York/Carolina, aka Yorkalina (1 submission)

Sheila/Lopez, aka Sheilopez? (1 submission)

Red Zealot/V.I.C. (1 submission)

Maine/Wash, aka Mainewash (1 submission)

C.T./479er (1 submission)

Tucker/Crunchbite (1 submission)

Kai (Sister)/Tex, aka Sex Texsis (1 submission)

479er/Guy Moving The Crates (1 submission)

[shutthehellupcaboose]

Alright as a huge fan as I am of Tuckington I am seriously curious as to why

Although I understand cause I don’t like a lot of ships myself but I am genuinely curious as to why you don’t like Tuckington if you’d be willing to share

(In Peter Griffin voice) Now that red vs blue is over, I feel there's one piece of information I must share with you.

I did not care for Tuckington.

[fuck-you-blue]

so now whenever people ask why i ship sargrif i can point to the outtakes where Sarge's VA sings a song about how Sarge and Grif are boyfriends. ( And also now i want to ship sargington ... send help )

but also... Simmons' voice actor... talked about sucking dick in response to Sarge saying something ( because he used sir. and he only uses that with sarge/ outside of the season where Grif is a Sergant and getting off on his power trip... which is something he also does in season 12 ... )

so both my sons are horny lil bitches and they made that Sarge's problem...with vastly different responses. (( let me tell you... as a mostly ace person, I am DYING INSIDE. ))

... I'd hate to say this... but I'm not writing a sexy scene where Sarge has to pretend to be into Simmons. I can't do that to the old ( he's only 33 , rollie ) man. his feelings towards Simmons are mostly platonic. He couldn't convincingly pull that off. Surge would sus him out immediately and go after Simmons. That's why he tells Grif to tail Simmons...

[discordzero]

Me: Alright, onto the next idea.

Me: *writes fluffy sargington from Donut's POV like I didn't just write violent Wash whump*

[mike-iowa]

the thing about sarge that nobody but i (genius, intellectual) seems to understand is that he’s into men in the way that ppl on tumblr lose their shit over an ok-looking man covered in blood