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Can't decide if this is Prowl pulling Optimus over for speeding/reckless driving, or if it's Optimus stalled out on the side of the road and asking for help. Lots of ideas here, but the point is that I'm obsessed with Trucker!Optimus and now you have to suffer for it.

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A very basic fanfiction that I'm too lazy to actually write. I'm also too lazy to try and draw all the concepts I want. So here are some other concepts in no particular order.

Jazz and Blaster are/were together (Blaster immediately takes him back once he's emotionally ready to interface again)

This takes place between seasons 2 and 3

Soundwave probably catfished Jazz over the radio for a long time before the first panel

Jazz sings

Starscream co-owns the club because Auto-Bop went really well for him

Soundwave takes Jazz to Knockout for body modifications, unethical port 'maintenance,' and even less ethical 'painkillers'

The narration refers to Jazz's 'hood' and 'tits' interchangeably

Soundwave did truly care about Jazz at some point

Starscream bangs Jazz behind Soundwave's back

Blaster blames himself

Jazz blames Soundwave

Rumble makes Jazz swear not to try to leave or he'll tell Soundwave about the distress call

His goal is just to give Soundwave something nice for once

Because Rumble has watched Soundwave be lonely for a long time, and it breaks his little heart

He's a good little cassette tape

"Nobody calls Soundwave uncrasamatic!"

Frenzy judges Rumble for not asking for more

Jazz considers self-destructing

The moment where Blaster answers that call is the Blaster/Jazz reveal

Blaster calls him "Jazz, Baby" and Jazz cries

There is a line that is "What a load of scrap! You sold me to Megatron! For money!"

Soundwave doesn't fully realize that Jazz actually isn't into this anymore

Soundwave masks his own hurt with indifference to suffering

There is a scene of Ratchet venting to Wheeljack about medical malpractice and drugs as painkillers after fixing Jazz up

Jazz doesn't find out about the medical malpractice

Ratchet and Wheeljack are a background ship

Soundwave put his club in the empty building where Jazz's favorite club used to be before the war

That was where he met Blaster

I am so sorry for that drawing of Blaster, by the way

Anyway. I'm in this fandom now. It's bigger on the inside.

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[People who don’t know him]: The Neo Metal Sonic Brainrot isn’t real. It can’t hurt you.

[The Neo Metal Sonic Brainrot while I’m in class]:

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Neo Metal Sonic is arguably more glam rock than any glam rock icon could dream of. The white eyeliner. The bell sleeves and flair pants. The shoes. The strut. The absolute shape of this creature. The spikes. The skirt. The shoulder pads. The way this robot is not a “man” or a “woman”, it’s a robot and a proud one at that.

Would Freddie Mercury be this bold? Would David Bowie dress like this? (The answer is yes, but that’s not the point). The point is that Metal may have the “life data” of a 90s grunge teen, but it has the soul of a 70s rock megastar.

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Why am I back in this hole? Why are they here? I hate Blender! I hate weight painting! I hate these stupid grown-ass men! I also hate posing fingers. Do not @ me.

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I don't know if this has anything to do with anything or if we've already exhausted this subject, but I just wondered to myself if this map in Flug's plane means anything.

This is a map of plane disappearances from 1948 to 2014, which isn't the same timeframe as Flug has been active, but it already matches pretty closely. The disappearances map states that all locations are approximate, so we can excuse the fact that the ones off the California coast aren't exact. Idk. I just thought that might be a neat thing to know.

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I... have nothing to say for myself. The colors are... colors. The shapes are... shapes. The rats are... rats. I guess this is Jeff. Don't expect to see more of him. He looks like Scout TF2 at Monster High.

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Scourge wins.

Metal runs on liquid hydrogen, and once the larger ethanol molecules get into that, the engine starts overheating. It starts feeling slow and hot, and simple actions strain the motor. After the first two, Scourge is still feeling pretty good, but Metal can't even lift the glass. It can think just fine (the CPU is built to survive anything), but it feels like it can't move. Metal instinctively opens up its intake because that's what it does to clear the filter and increase efficiency. Scourge notices that the room is really hot and that Metal is breathing hard, but all he does is take off his jacket and pour another round. Metal can't let that challenge go unanswered, so it reaches for the glass. That's all the motor can handle, and it seizes up. Scourge downs both, throws his jacket over his shoulder, and walks away.

An hour later, Metal's engine is cleared and it's like nothing ever happened. Robotnik never needs to know.

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Made a wallpaper for myself and thought I'd share. (Optimized for iPhone 6+)

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Metal Sonic in the high school AU I'm cooking up.

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(POV: you just showed up to school dressed in your organic rival's clothes and holding his skateboard after putting him in the hospital) Early drafts of Shadow and Tails in a high school AU I'm cooking up.

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Roughed-up Metal Sonic, ft. Chem notes

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Here's page two of my post-movie comic. Page one here.

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Watched the second movie. The ending was good, I liked it as much as I could reasonably expect from the series. I just felt like something was missing... So this is page one.

Page two is out now.