#sarg speaks

[sargeantsarmy]

🗣🗣if Andrew was a condiment he would be mustard🗣🗣

[jade-kyo]

Hot take if anyone should’ve retired at the end it should’ve been all of them Sarge. Really would’ve driven home the anti war/military sentiment that RvB has always had if their most gung-ho military man is the one who says enough is enough and lays down his shotgun. Idk man, just think that would’ve been a lot more thematic and better character development than “Sarge dies for a blue” which is something he’s been willing to do since season 8

[hidingoutbackstage]

Sarge x fem!reader imagines

He leaves you for a man

[kermit-coded]

something about the first time grif ever saluted sarge being at his grave... i feel sick.

[suffering-asthmatic-tifosi]

Pinterest I will forever love you

[bornetoblood]

Thinking about how Michigan stutters a little the first time we hear him and Walter talk. I'm sure this means nothing.

[grif-hawaiian-rolls]

The Reds the Feds and Wash : GOSSIP

Look. This is as legible as i get ok i tried

Also known as Neko_you_Lying_Little_Shit (affectionate)

[moonfulmoony]

GUYS IM LATE BUT LOGAN TO INDYCAR JUST BECAME REAL

[turkwriter]

Reds and Blues, D&D Style

Simmons: Chthonic Tiefling Wizard with a Scribe background and Evoker subclass

Caboose: Cloud Giant Goliath Wizard with a Hermit background and Necromancer subclass

Grif: Hill Dwarf Bard with an Entertainer background and College of Lore subclass

Sarge: Rock Gnome Barbarian with a Sailor background and Path of the Berserker Subclass

Tucker: Blue Dragonborn Fighter with a Guard background and Champion subclass

Church: Aasimar Sorcerer with a Sage background and Clockwork Sorcery (Alpha)/Aberrant Sorcery (Epsilon) subclasses

Donut: Lightfoot Halfling Warlock with a Farmer background and Great Old One Patron subclass

Wash: Elf Rogue with a Wayfarer background and Soulknife subclass

Doc: Human Cleric with an Acolyte background and Life Domain subclass for himself, but a Charlatan background and Trickery Domain subclass for O'Malley

Lopez: Human Druid with an Artisan background and Circle of the Stars subclass

Tex: Half-Orc Ranger with a Soldier background and Hunter subclass

Carolina: Half-Elf Monk with a Noble background and Warrior of the Open Hand subclass

Locus: Orc Paladin with a Criminal background and Oath of Vengeance subclass (changes to the Oath of Devotion after his Heel Face Turn)

Sister: Hill Dwarf Bard with an Entertainer background and College of Dance subclass

[sargeantsarmy]

Bro I can sleep peacefully now.

[autisdicksimmons]

I think we should be way more focused on the fashion choices of the rvb characters in their retirement— these are adults who have not dressed themselves in anything but army clothes and armor for upwards of fifteen years, they’re gonna be BAD

[jade-kyo]

Caboose is Sarge’s favorite blue and Donut is Church’s favorite red

[astro-b-o-y-d]

Brothers to me

[fischiee]

Chrif (grurch) *agrees*

OKAY THANK YOU

look i just have a headcanon that they were the only ones out of the closet in the early days of blood gulch and were HOOKING UP!! in very friends with benefits type situation but there's something there i promise

[kermit-coded]

sarge is autistic and that's why caboose is his favorite blue.

[sergeant-angels-trashcan]

what if i just went insane and posted like five different things on ao3...ha ha...just kidding...unless...