#sarge speaks

[sergeant-angels-trashcan]

what if i just went insane and posted like five different things on ao3...ha ha...just kidding...unless...

[sgt-scrimblo]

oh yeah changed my name btw. it's Ford now. in other news I also have a demoheavy drawing in the works

[autisticbowuigi]

Tumblr is now advertising Pikmin Balls

[sergeant-angels-trashcan]

Oh shit maybe it's time for a masterlist. will these links work on mobile? Probably not!

IN PROGRESS!!

Hello friends and/or enemies. You can call me Sarge. If you've ever seen something about Kate Bishop paired with the most random character and you went "wat" there's a solid chance I was involved.

I was born in the 1900s. My pronouns are they/she/him. Gender is a social construct and if I have to deal with the social construct of money I don't feel like I should have to deal with the social construct of gender. I am neurospicy and disabled.

You don't have to follow me to talk to me or message me (apparently this is a thing???) By all means come shout at me a bit.

There is a sergeantangel on here; that's not me (just clarifying for all of you because sometimes I myself get confused). I do have sideblogs though! My fashion/costuming blog is whatdoyouwearwolf and if you want to read a plethora of character specific reader insert, head on over to readerinsertrepository (it's very thirsty over there, you've been warned. I wanted to make it easier to navigate my favorite horny lil bedtime stories.)

Kk hereeee we go

Most of these tags will also include things that I did not write (because I like to drag/get dragged into crackship rarepair land by friends. i love them very much you should follow them too)

Kate Bishop Starter Pack

Mattkate with the arts (Kate Bishop x Matt Murdock)

and their friends Frankate and Mattfrankate (Devil's Chess) also with art (Frank Castle x Kate Bishop, Matt Murdock x Frank Castle x Kate Bishop)

Stuckate, loml with arts (Steve Rogers x Bucky Barnes x Kate Bishop)

Dinkate: that time someone was like "Kate Bishop and Din Djarin?" and i was like GASP you're right

Kate and TF141

Violet Avenger, Pacific Rim AU

Thorkate, also with some art (also some rad moodboards in there)

The NohKate Buzzfeed Unsolved AU, complete with ART

Various collected DC thoughts because I'm too ADHD to split them up right now, including the introduction of the lauded DC brainrot anon

Young Avengers nonsense

Sharkate (Sharon Carter x Kate Bishop)

Sense8 AU

or if you just want to crack my skull open and see what my brain looks like, here is the my stuff tag which is...my stuff

do you wonder what it's like working at a hospital at night?

the one where Kate Bishop is the reincarnation of Kissin' Kate Barlow and finally saves her Sam (a fave tbh)

that time i wrote something in the reblogs of a matt and clint comic and the op added it on

Kate Bishop's Boyfriends--look it's just thirsty in here. this is also the tag for Kate Bishop's Girlfriends but I liked the alliteration of Bishop and Boyfriend

take some random ass ships that i love with my whole heart

ok that's all for now. I may try to be more organized later. You can also find me on Ao3 under the same name

[sgt-scrimblo]

seeing some nice art from an artist i've never seen before only to realize i'm blocked or smth. strange to me and it's happened multiple times. not enough to actually wonder if i've done something but yk

[autisticbowuigi]

According to this video they did this with the ENTIRETY of Robin Robin and I want them to release the reference footage cut so bad

I like when animators shoot their reference footage themselves and post them besides their final product cause it always look something like this and I adore it

[autisticbowuigi]

“Life is meaningless” but in the same way that Minecraft doesn’t have any actual set-in-stone goals to work towards. You just make your own. Like some people wanna fight the ender dragon and others wanna make the prettiest flower garden ever. Both are just as valid ways to play the game.

[jade-kyo]

Hot take if anyone should’ve retired at the end it should’ve been all of them Sarge. Really would’ve driven home the anti war/military sentiment that RvB has always had if their most gung-ho military man is the one who says enough is enough and lays down his shotgun. Idk man, just think that would’ve been a lot more thematic and better character development than “Sarge dies for a blue” which is something he’s been willing to do since season 8

[kermit-coded]

something about the first time grif ever saluted sarge being at his grave... i feel sick.

[suffering-asthmatic-tifosi]

Pinterest I will forever love you

[hidingoutbackstage]

Sarge x fem!reader imagines

He leaves you for a man

[autisticbowuigi]

The resemblance is crazy

Snipe eel is the perfect name for that thing

[sargeantsarmy]

🗣🗣if Andrew was a condiment he would be mustard🗣🗣

[moonfulmoony]

GUYS IM LATE BUT LOGAN TO INDYCAR JUST BECAME REAL

[autisdicksimmons]

I think we should be way more focused on the fashion choices of the rvb characters in their retirement— these are adults who have not dressed themselves in anything but army clothes and armor for upwards of fifteen years, they’re gonna be BAD

[autisticbowuigi]

Posting this infodump publicly because someone might like it idk lol

Baskerville and Nigel are very likely being performed by the same person here. Their lipsync is synced and baskerville’s eye-focus is off and is overall just postured awkwardly. Nigel isn’t as bad because it would be performed by the persons right hand. Oh!!! (I didn’t realize this as I was typing the first section) scooter and (I forgot his name but the blue one that is NOT gonzo) are also being performed by the same person. Theyre also synced and do a little wiggle at the same time. My guess is there’s 7 puppeteers here. 2 for Rowlf, 1 for gonzo, 1 for Nigel and Baskerville, 1 for Scooter and ???, 1 for (another one I don’t know the name of but the furry animal in the dress) and 1 for piggy. Did you know that autism spectrum disorder is very common.

George Burns, the Muppet Show