#santa claus letters

[redlettermediathings]

[cashiedoodles]

Gift wrapped just for you.

[dami-wayne]

"You asked for a satellite that could track your enemies."

"And I never got it." - Santa and Damian in Batman-Santa Claus Silent Knight

MERRY CHRISTMAS GUYS ⛄ HOPE YOUR HOLIDAYS ARE GOING SWELL

[dabiconcordia]

“On a busy day twenty-two thousand letters come to reach Santa, and I was told that it is an elf's lot to remain merry in the face of torment and adversity. I promised to keep that in mind.” ― David Sedaris

[pluralprompts]

Letters To Santa Prompts 🎅

Sending in a collection of prompts for Christmas! Happy Holidays!

Prompt 1: The host of a young system writes a letter to Santa. Instead of asking for anything for themself, the host asks for gifts for their headmates.

Prompt 2: A headmate in a system with strong amnesia barriers writes a letter to Santa. Then another headmate from the same system does. Then another. None of them know the others sent any letters. Santa now has three letters from three headmates in the same system.

Prompt 3: System A has told no one about their plurality. After intercepting one of their child's letters to Santa, they now suspect their child is plural too. They just need to figure out how to broach the subject without revealing that they read the letter.

Prompt 4: An imaginary friend talks their child into writing a letter for them to Santa too. As the child writes, the imaginary friend starts feeling like they're actually the ones controlling the body. How odd?

Prompt 5: A system has grown up and no longer believes in Santa. All except for one little, who insists on writing a letter to him every year.

Prompt 6: After receiving a letter from a system talking about plurality, Santa Claus starts to suspect he may be plural too. He writes back asking for more information about plurality.

Submitted Prompts #174, #175, #176, #177, #178, and #179

[joemerl]

Tolkien household, late 1932

Edith: (shifting through many pages of manuscript) Gnomes fighting goblins...made-up languages...cave paintings? Is this part of your epic elf mythology project?

J.R.R.: (writing feverishly) No. It's my Father Christmas letter to the children.

Edith:

Edith: As always, Ronald, you are taking things too far.

[the-brucest-fan]

May I present to you Sparkly Mario and Luigi! 😍❤️✨💚✨

These were part of a kids show that took place this afternoon at a department store from my town. They have this massive Christmas bow decoration on top of the building, and every year they host a show for kids, along with fireworks and other surprises, and this year the kids show was about Super Mario Bros. and it was the cutest shit 💖

The story is simple: everyone in the Mushroom Kingdom is getting ready for Christmas, until Bowser steals the Christmas Star, and without it, Santa Claus won't be able to see his way and no one will get their gifts, so Mario, Luigi and their friends must stop Bowser and retrieve the star.

They eventually manage to capture Bowser, just when Santa arrives where they are. The King of the Koopas reveals that he stole the star in revenge because since he was a kid, he always waited for Santa, but the latter never arrived; this was because Bowser has always been in the Naughty List due to his actions always endangering others, but this time Santa reveals that someone sent him a letter talking nice things about Bowser, and asking Santa to give him a gift this year. So Santa gives Bowser a cute microphone because he loves singing (like in the movie, lol), so Bowser thanks him. The twist? It was Luigi! It was freakin' Luigi the one who sent Santa the letter saying all of that nice shit about Bowser! It was him who sacrificed his right to a gift so Bowser could get one of his own this Christmas! And what does Bowser do when he learns this? JUST LOOK!

THEY HUGGED! These people knew what they were doing, hahahaha 😍😍😍🥹💚

Look at how happy my boi is after his good deed 🥹💚💚💚💚💚 He deserved the world.

Oh! And this has to be my favorite picture from the show:

The actor wearing the costume made sure to make Luigi extra cute for this show (and he was the one with the best dance moves too.) I also love how it looks as if Bowser is looking at Luigi with a huge smile. Everything in this picture is so cute and perfect 😍🥹💚✨💚✨💚✨

Tumblr only allows to post 10 pics at a time, and I have more of these that I couldn't post, so if you want to see them, you can DM me... Or I could just simply make another post, haha 😜

[vintonharper]

Just a reminder that, in addition to everything else, Tolkien was more dad than any of us could ever hope to be.

[randommmthoughts]

Are chocolate letters something outside of the Netherlands? Here, we celebrate Sinterklaas (sort of Santa Claus), and you can get a letter made of chocolate. They are on sale in every flavor and every letter you want, so most people get the fist letter of their name in their favourite flavour.

Because if it is, Remus would definitely get one of all his friends, and Sirius decides one day to give him the whole ‘Remus John Lupin’.

[gummi-stims]

🎅✉️💌Letters To Santa💌✉️🎅

From sliimeyhoneyshop's winter collection!

[redlettermediathings]

That time is here of the year!! Although, a little late to the gate it was this year. Christmas Best of the Worst can be tricky and this year’s episode was no exception. All hands on deck the halls! Mike, Jay, Rich, Tim, Josh, Jack, Josh, Jack, Jay, Tim, Josh, Jim, Josh, and Fartf*ck all join forces to watch three Christmas themed sh*t films. Usually we pick Christmas presents and unwrap them, but this year we did something a little different: Put wrapped Christmas presents on the Wheel of the Worst and spun it. Included with the gifts were lumps of Santa’s coal for the bad boys and boys. However, this year’s episode might go down as one of the worst episodes of anything ever, as our Christmas inventory is getting pretty low. Sure, we could have done a few non-Christmas movies but we wanted to keep it real this year. Rich was unusually grumpy. Mike was usually drunky. Ho ho ho.

[stonelovesbeer]

Yes!!!!!! Santa Claus got my letter!!!

[nkp1981]

Children From Red Lion Street School Lined Up To Send Letters To Santa Claus In England, 1926.

[fellator]

my favorite thing about that movie is that klaus dying is the happy ending. you wouldn't see me here rn if jesper had died instead. because I would be underwater. the water being my tears

[filchsblog]

Letter to Santa Claus.

[kinuskikakku]

Dear Santa,

all I want for Christmas is you

balls deep inside me.

Also the death of capitalism.

xoxoxo