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mikhail3 · 10 days ago
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Had break from work and decided to make tier list. If you disagree you are likely wrong. But I will not stop you from having bad opinions.
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celestcelest · 7 months ago
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How Fast Would The Twst Cast Eat A Subway Footlong
The Tierlist
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The explanation
WHERE TF DID THE SANDWICH GO?????
It's Ruggie what did you expect?
It's Jade what did you expect?
It's Floyd what did you expect?
Now Coach Vargas reminds me of my dad: he asks for a small bite of your food before unhinging his jaw like a snake and devouring it whole
It's Grim what did you expect?
I'm pretty sure it's been confirmed that Sebek eats a lot plus crocodiles have big mouths he definitely inhales his food
Brother Took A Bite And Didn't Stop Until It Was Gone
To me Kalim seems like the type who'd just go at it when he eats something he likes, but it still takes him a bit to finish
That mf can EAT. Epel would be in the category of "Where tf did the sandwich go" if he wasn't afraid of vil finding out he ate so fast (don't eat to fast kids you'll get a tummy ache)
His once a month "actual meal". Idia's all about efficiency when it comes to eating so i don't see him eating subway often but when he does... OH BOY. (ortho got the subway for him btw)
Ace just gives me fast eater vibes
same with Deuce although he's a bit slower than ace
headcanon: Sam has to eat fast because theres always someone looking for him
Takes His Time
The few times Jamil has some peace and quiet is when he eats plus getting take out is a once in a lifetime opportunity for him
Rook will savor all his food in order to "fully appreciate the craftsmanship that went into this exquisite meal" -_-
Leona is a slow eater end of story
Trey savors his meals
Malleus "future king" Draconia was definitely taught manners (aka he's eating subway with a fork like a freak -_-)
Doesn't Finish It
getting subway was definitely not Azul's idea so he most likely only ate half (or maybe less) and gave the rest to the twins who fought over the piece like their lives depended on it
The oh so generous headmage Croweley's subway got stolen by a bird that was flying past(he cries about it for a week and tries to get the prefect to find the missing sandwich)
Cater put a bunch of toppings on his sandwich which made him full after a few bites (he'll eat the rest later/tomorrow tho)
Falls asleep while eating the sandwich
Thinks it's so delicious that he'll save it so he can put it in one of his recipes the next day
Doesn't Like Subway
Riddle doesn't eat fast food in general, even if it's just a sandwich pt. 1
crewel doesn't eat our peasant food/j
Vil doesn't eat fast food even though it's just a sandwich pt. 2
trein prefers making his own meals
Jack doesn't eat fast food even though it's just a sandwich pt. 3
Can't Eat Subway
lucius is a cat
ortho is a robot (although he does take pictures of idia's sandwich to file into his data or wtv)
:3
Authors note: This was inspired after I ate subway like my life depended on it
the first thoughts that came into my mind after i finished my meal:
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the-valiant-valkyrie · 3 months ago
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i always wanted to do one of those highly specific tierlists but i'm thoroughly uninteresting. so instead you get my highly specific S tier foods list. food brawl.
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shmowder · 6 months ago
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Back to your dom/sub tierlist for a bit. Which of the doms and switches on your list would prefer an obedient sub and which would prefer a bratty one?
I personally feel like Andrey would definitely go for a bratty, feisty sub, as would Bad Grief when he's domming. They both seem like they'd be into someone who's a free spirit. When Grief moves into the Cathedral and you don't get rid of Barley, he says, "There's some undeniable freedom inside you." Idk, I keep thinking about that.
Also, something tells me Daniil and Mark might have fun with a brat? Georgiy might get something out of putting them in their place, but I don't know if he'd like it, necessarily.
Everyone else, though, I think would prefer an obedient sub. They're too serious. This is perhaps influenced by the tragic absence of brat bones in my body 😔 I'd love to hear your thoughts even if they're different from mine!
🐿️ anon
Those are really good ideas omfg we are on the same wavelength
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All the Kains claim they want an obedient bottom but really, they want a brat to break and wear down until they obey their every word.
Not all the characters hold the same intentions for the type of reader they want. For example, Aglaya would try to get you to obey her every word and follow her rules while Mark Immortell thrives on tricking you and making you accidentally break the rules. Aspity wants you to have blind trust and faith in her while being completely unhinged.
Or the spoiled Reader. Victor would be still try to show he's in control, while someone like Rubin would steal the moon from the sky for you and be at your beck and call for every need. Lara is more authoritarian while Artemy is more sentimental in bed.
The enthusiastic category refers to a bottom reader who makes their partner know how much they want them, how much they're enjoying this and absolutely smitten with their partner.
Dom or top Characters there would be down bad for a reader who showers them in compliments and drowns them in love.
Yulia would absolutely melt from the affection.
While someone like Eva would match your energy and return it tenfolds.
General Block would find your enthusiasm refreshing, especially since he has no use for coyness or shyness. He wants someone direct and as honest about wanting him as he is about them.
Anna thrives under attention and praise, stroking her ego is the best way to ensure she has a great time in bed. She doubles her efforts to impress you and show off her flexibility.
With brat Reader, someone like Maria would get an absolute thrill from breaking you down.
While someone like Georgiy would gradually wear you down and make you concede on your own.
Andrey would take you up on your big talk and all bark no bite, then ask why you're quiet all of the sudden, huh? He earned his arrogance and the right to be confident because he knows he can follow up with his promises.
With Daniil, it's like having a brat off? He'd love an obedient reader just as much ngl, but I had to make him pick a side. He claims he can handle a brat, but absolutely cannot in reality and end up getting his ego hurt when he can't get you to obey him. Dankovsky can only tame the softest of brats.
The powerbottom category is super fitting.
Someone like Oyun would willingly give up power and let you pull him around by the horns and take the lead.
While Katerina would pretend to put up a fight for power and lose at the last minute.
Peter is there because it's less work to do for him during sex, he's– Well he isn't the most attentive partner, you'll do most of the work.
Young Vlad actually wants to be overpowered. He would piss you off deliberately just to have you ride his face out of spite.
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Isidor is... well... Listen. All of us thought about being sandwiched between Isidor and Simon at least once, right? That is a very normal and common thought that everyone in the pathologic fandom has at least once...right???
He'd want you to obey, that man has very little control about the things around him; his bedroom won't be one of them.
Simon is a little fucking shit I tell you. He'd walk on you and Isidor doing the deed all unbothered just to have a conversation with him then leave without sparing you at glance, at other times he's very attentive in bed and lets you be freely without rules or anything.
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blurrymango · 5 months ago
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Do you prefer mayo or lemon on your fried food?
I hate mayonnaise with a burning passion, actually.
And I also don't like sour stuff all that much. Bleh.
So like-
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Now, let me tell you- I like white gravy.
Chicken strips, texas toast, french fries, and white gravy. That's my order from Novrozsky's. Every Wednesday for the past two years. And I haven't gotten tired of it. It's that good.
If you're in Texas, or in my town in Louisiana, you should go eat some Novroszky's. You can't get it anyway else. Their locations are all in Texas except for one, located here in Louisiana, and I love it.
But, anyway. If I'm not getting Novrosky's, I'm still probably going to be getting the same thing. Like, at Dairy Barn. Same order, just, they give me less than at Novrozky's. Which is fine because if I'm getting food from Dairy Barn I'm eating there for the ~*COTTON CANDY MALT*~ which I am obsessed with.
Not many other places will have gravy, or, well, some of the ones that do have just god awful gravy. But if I'm getting fried chicken from a chicken place like KFC or Popeyes, then that's alright. I don't need gravy. Also. I don't like Popeyes chicken except for the chicken sandwich, and I like to stuff fries into it. Heavenly.
Anyway. I can't really think of any other fried foods. Except for sweets and chimichangas, which I am not sure if those count as what one typically considers to be "fried food".
Well. There's also popcorn shrimp I guess. Not my favorite, but it is ok.
OH. There's also onion rings. Not a fan of those. And uh. Mozzies. That's what I call mozzarella sticks. It is. Surprisingly hard to find a place that does good mozzies, IMO. It's just Sonic and Dairy Barn that do them good in my experience.
Oh. Also. Sonic also does good white gravy. Unfortunately, getting my order (chicken strips, texas toast, french fries, and white gravy) at Sonic is, while not impossible, extremely ffucking difficult to do. Sigh.
Anyway.
Here's a condiment tierlist I just had fun doing.
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awesomehoggirl · 1 year ago
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they gotta get brittany broski on chuckle sandwich I don't think they have anything in common but they could bring her in for a tierlist even. she would just be good on there
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yuridovewing · 10 months ago
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Darkest Night Diagnosis: F
I think that's our first F tier. Should I be making a tierlist. Whatever.
I think this book singlehandedly killed the Warriors hyperfix, for better or for worse. I will now be significantly slower with this reread because of this book.
Look... as frustrating and bad as Apprentice's Quest, Thunder and Shadow, and Hawkwing's Journey were, they had redeeming elements. Sparkpaw is a joy when shes doing things in the Apprentice's Quest. Twigkit and Violetkit's tragic relationship is really compelling in like a meta way in Thunder and Shadow. And while that first half is god awful tedious bullshit, the second half of Hawkwing's Journey when they're actually on said journey gets really interesting, and it also had Curlypaw who is the best character.
There's... nothing like that in Darkest Night. I was bored and annoyed and miserable from start to finish. Nothing got my creative juices flowing. Nothing got me thinking about how the plot could be compelling with certain headcanons without just changing the entire thing. There is like one nice scene with Sparkpelt talking about Larksong to Alderheart and it's sandwiched in between Alder screaming at her for emasculating him and pointing out her being ooc for the sake of being a strawman, and then her getting brutalized by a dog so Alderheart can win his pride back. It's not an offensive book but it is mind numbingly boring. It's an unbearably slow read and most of it is spent meandering about.
Characters like Sparkpelt are twisted from their original portrayal for the sake of contrivances. SkyClan is miserable. Mistystar is made into an idiot for the plot to work. Things just happen without rhyme or reason. Barely anything of actual substance even happens and the things that do happen are contrived and aggravating to read about.
I know Warriors doesn't really have intentional themes, and the consistent ones are.... really, really bad. But it felt like at every turn, this book was contradicting itself, Twigpaw's arc being the biggest example. I've said it over and over, but the way this arc is trying to claim a cute found family story with Twigpaw and ThunderClan is so jarring. We're just supposed to accept that ThunderClan was good to her because... they're ThunderClan. They're The Good Ones. Every clan is awful and weird and bad compared to ThunderClan. No Matter What. Please don't talk about all the times her clanmates called her deadweight and considered kicking her out bc of her heritage if she wasn't a prophet.
And they can't even commit to "found family vs blood family" either. They hook Twigpaw up with her adoptive brother and dismiss his adoption as never having been all that important in the face of his "real" family. They dismiss and downplay Twigpaw's biological relationship with Tinycloud and her new litter for the sake of emphasizing that Twig is alone (while contrasting Violetpaw meeting Cherrytail and Hawkwing's nobody sisters). And they ship off Hawkwing and Violetpaw for most of the book so that Twigpaw can talk about how alone she feels and how it's so sad that Jayfeather isn't verbally abusing her anymore. If anyone thinks that Twigbranch has a compelling found family relationship with ThunderClan and her arc is about grappling with chosen family vs biological family, they didn't actually read the book.
And you see this with Alderheart and Sparkpelt too, sort of. They're trying to go "xenophobia is bad! Alderheart and Sparkpelt are split over their political differences!" But the book only sees Sparkpelt as bad because they've deemed xenophobia against SkyClan specifically as a bad thing. Alderheart's dismissiveness and hatred of kittypets is not only not questioned, but reinforced several times. So it's kind of weird that people paint this as like a thing where Sparkpelt is uniquely bad when Alderheart is arguably a whole lot worse, but hes not xenophobic to a clannnn. So it doesn't count I guess.
Speaking of Sparkpelt though, wow I can't blame her for wanting SkyClan gone, because I don't give a fuck about these nobodies either. They are so boring, put them back in the gorge so I don't have to keep reading about them please <3 I don't care about Leafstar or Hawkwing or any of these guys. I don't even have that much to say about them, they're just annoying and boring and I wish they'd go away forever.
Anyways, first F tier book. First book where I was just bored and miserable the whole time. I don't expect AVoS to get better from here. In fact, poll time.
If I get no, I'll just read the wiki summaries, and maybe seek out specific passages from the pdfs. Yes is for reading the whole thing.
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great-thief-yatagarasu · 1 year ago
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Should I make a tierlist of all the sandwiches sent to @paldean-sandwhich-rater?
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wolfriver777 · 1 year ago
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Need to make a tierlist of characters and whether or not I reckon they'd make a mean sandwich
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rosierabbitart · 1 year ago
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I made a tierlist based on my opinion on how easy it is to keep abnormalities contained. In this context, "contained" means "able to prevent breaching or prevent their ability from triggering" This is NOT a tierlist on how bad they are once they escape, only how hard it is to keep them in their little boxes.
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The tierlist maker I used forgot to include Crumbling Armor, so I'm going to say he would've made it into Minor Nuisance.
If you want more in depth reasonings, you can click below the cut.
Okay so, there were a few things I used in order to categorize them. Firstly, this list is under the assumption that the player is already aware of the abnos gimmick. You know how it works, now how hard is it to follow that.
First category is if there's a stat requirement to work on them, and if so, how strict is that requirement. Pretty much everything in Baby's first Abno is not stat based to work on them and avoid punishment. Stuff in Minor Nuisance has lower stat requirements, but are easy to avoid if you even have a Lvl 2 agent. Higher stuff have multiple requirements and sometimes very strict ones that are impossible to meet after a certain point. Like the Scarecrow, who triggers if the agent has 3 or higher prudence. After a certain point in game, it's gonna be impossible to avoid triggering a decrease because your agents are so powerful now. This category also took into account if two different stat requirements meant you needed an employee perfectly sandwiched between the two, such as Singing Machine requiring an employee with exactly level 3 and above in temperance, and exactly level 3 and below in fortitude.
Second category is work result requirements, how easily a work result will trigger a decrease and how much qliphoth an abnormality has in order to withstand a decrease. Pretty much anything that only had a single qliphoth ranked pretty high on the list, because one fuck up and you're done. This category also took into account how easy it is to obtain a work result that would decrease the qliphoth, for example, Silent Orchestra having a guaranteed decrease on a bad work result, and then the majority of its work results being low or very low.
Third category is external factors that can quickly spiral, such as decreases for deaths, panicking, and other abnormalities breaching. This category also includes Melting Love's and Naked Nest's infection capabilities, and is pretty much the reason those two ranked into Absolute Hell. Almost all abnormalities that trigger upon death and panic also include clerks in this factoring. So if you ain't got an execution bullet- or hell, even if you do have them- you're likely going to spiral any time a dusk or higher ordeal spawns.
Fourth category is time based mechanics. This includes both actual seconds counted, and an arbitrary count down before a decrease occurs. This is pretty self explanatory, and only applies to about 6 abnormalities, but was important for some rankings. Such as, Meat Lantern: he is guaranteed to escape if the work took faster than 40 seconds to complete. Wanna know what the average rate of completion is after a certain point in the game? Around 30 seconds. Meaning once your employees are too good, it is impossible to keep this guy contained.
And finally the fifth category, is there any way to raise the qliphoth again or completely avoid most the requirements (apart from just, not working on the abnormality at all). This is why the Wolf ranked so low, over half of this escape requirements can be circumvented by just not having Little Red inside the facility. Same for Child of the Galaxy, you can avoid most of his decreases by just continuously working on only him with a single employee. And those are my reasonings. If you think an abno should be placed higher or lower based on these categories, let me know in the tags with your reasonings! I like hearing other people's thoughts. :3
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gingaswag · 10 days ago
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hospital food tierlist:
amazing somehow: Mac and cheese, the fries, mixed beans and corn thing I forget name of, fried chicken, tater tots
ok: the fish thing, the gravy thing, burger, pizza, most vegetable things, fried shrimp, mashed potatoes
not very good: the stewed broccoli that’s always super dried up, most breakfast stuff, any type of bacon
actually inedible: the scrambled eggs from hell, the one time they made these weird ass syrup French toast and cheese sandwiches that I couldn’t physically finish because it was so bad, sausage
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2evran · 3 months ago
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now I'm thinking about the cooking/eating habits of all the inquisition crew so I'm ranking them by cooking ability. if this contradicts anything in canon well feel free to ignore it ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯
cole: unclear if he eats anything and if he had to feed someone else he'd just be bringing them birdseed and the saucers of milk that people leave out for cats. this *might* improve if he was encouraged to become more human but I'm not convinced (EDIT: he also does this)
cassandra and dorian: both grew up with servants to cook for them so the extent of their culinary ability is probably reconstituting field rations.
sera: could probably be a good cook/baker if she was serious about it but as always the Bit comes first. puts a lot of effort into making disgusting inedible aspic creations, more as a form of self expression than anything else
solas: a mean forager but due to his 1000 year nap frequently forgets that not everyone else enjoys eating pine needles and bark
varric: same as cass and dorian except he can make a sandwich, thus putting him above like 75% of the other inner circle on the "able to feed other people" tierlist
vivienne: literally just that one article about marilyn monroe's diet where she says she drinks two eggs mixed into hot milk every morning plus a multivitamin and every night she broils a steak and eats it with raw carrots. well maybe someone else broils the steak for her but she can definitely manage it herself when on the road
blackwall: this guy can cook. nothing fancy maybe but its definitely cheap filling and good. plus he was kind of born to turn a big roast on a spit over a campfire
the iron bull: actually an extremely good hobbyist baker, can pull off some crazy over the top desserts to feed a crowd. doesn't make a big deal out of it though because he is privately very amused every time someone learns he can make an insane amount of chocolate mousse/trifle/apple crumble/etc.
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virdemption · 2 years ago
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while i'm here i'm sharing my character tierlist lawl
Sally is sandwiched in between Screech and A-120 jsyk (since shes not on this template hhh)
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littlealexhorne · 2 years ago
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I keep thinking about this and my official tierlist is
Chris Rea's egg bath
Dentistry/Fuji 9
Theft and Shrubbery
Scaring the locals (arrested by sergeant bytheway)
The old witch's house and her wax horse
Owl cushion
Burning his house down with fireworks
Kiss the Alderman beer
Hand Lion
Tearing an apple in half
Racing Scotch Egg
Losing 9 teeth to a kitkat
The Cockroach King
Egg sandwich haircuts
Cat pram
Didgeridoo
Charm a spider out of my shoe
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no-shxme · 4 years ago
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This is totally random but I was curious what your opinion of Taliyah was! I never see anyone talk about her much.
i have absolutely no beef with taliyah. i don’t play her in game but i think she’s neat and i like her connection to yasuo it makes their relationship (non romantic ofc) cute. i like her character especially when compared to yasuo too. the idea of people that make each other better? nice. 
i’ve actually been keeping an eye on her as someone (on my large list of league characters) i want to write into a story (probably as a minor character). but i think the situation i’d write her in would be either a modern au or another longform kayn fic (or secret yasuo fic) so who knows when that’ll be. 
tl;dr: she’s cool! i’d split a sandwich with her. 
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lubotomies · 2 years ago
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sandwich tierlist when
Theyre all s tier to me. except tuna. i dont like fish #Badfood
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