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museums-etc · 2 years ago

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The thing about counter tops that “hide dirt” is that you can’t fucking tell at any given moment whether your counter tops are filthy or not

#same for floors and carpets #I don’t want surfaces that hide dirt!!! I want to see it!!! so I can properly clean it!!!!!!!#anyway this brought to you by the fact that the marble countertops in my new apartment look like compacted crumbs #so they’re constantly covered in real crumbs!!#and it’s so hard to tell if they’re clean!!#they’re mostly not clean

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bitchfitch · 1 month ago

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I had a shrink appointment today and while I could not see it I knew my doc was going through the five stages of grief while I explained my fool proof strategy for doing my t shots despite a crippling fear of needles: By abusing my vastly more crippling fear of being an inconvenience.

My mother and I play phasmophobia together every week. she usually has a pretty limited time to do this bc she's like. a doctor and a college professor whos always busy. So I asked her to just. hold me to doing them. We don't start playing until the shot is done. so my needle fear doesn't matter because now it's Wasting™ her time and I have to do it quick. Using one neurosis to defeat another.

It's a horrible coping mechanism because it's feeding the inconvenience fear, but it is definitionally a coping mechanism.

#im a 'has a panic attack during every injection or iv theyve ever gotten' type of scared of needles #no it genuinely has nothing to do with pain the needle itself is the fear not the using of it #like i told this story before but i have these sewing pins with lil bow ties on them and i had to get my dad to take all the blue ones out #because they were triggering the same part of my brain iv needles do #just the sight of them with the rest of my cute sewing pins was a problem #And the fear of being an inconvenience is so bad i cant eat around people or be in crowded spaces or talk at get togethers #without being paralyzed by fear of Being In The Way. its so bad ive been avoiding using my power chair bc it makes me take up #slightly more space than i would just standing. and i never took my manual out and about because i moved too slowly in it #and i dont take my crutches on planes despite using them everyday bc they cant fold up like my cane can and so are In The Way #one of the big reasons i dont use the chairs in stores is they have back up alarms. and i hate making noises in public #Yes this is part of the reason i want a Rottweiler for my service dog because i want people to look at the doggie Not Me.#I like people! i like being friendly and talking and making little connections with strangers!!! But i cant be the one to initiate or #be In The Way of a peaceful moment #dont look at me #this is also a big issue i have with making friends or changing the nature of a relationship because like. im autistic #I have Rules for social interactions memorized that i will follow. but moving people from one category to another #is difficult. It is too the point i had problems for litteral years talking to my boyfriend as though #he was a person i knew well and cared deeply for because i kept using the 'rando guy im flirting with on the Internet' script #I have commissioners i want to be friendlier with but my brain says No Stop that is an Impolite and Overly informal way to talk to #a customer™ despite them not being customers when they arnt in the commission process #im like thise huskies who are scared of carpet because its Different than the floor they're currently standing on #its Too different:(#and to be clear i am Completely aware of how none of this makes logical sense and is in fact deeply self destructive #That does not fix it. it is so ingrained in my head that im certain i could convince my brain to let me bite off my own fingers #before i could convince it to let me talk to someone at a help desk or ask my order be corrected at a restaurant

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darckcarnival · 28 days ago

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#Out Of Coffins :: OOC #PSA From The Mun :: OOC #(( So I have been dealing with a terrible room situation for a while now. ))#(( As well as terrible physical and mental health. Thus my long stints of unable to write a lot. ))#(( WELL WE HAVE DISCOVERED MOLD AND MILDEW IN MY CLOSET ON WEDNESDAY LAST WEEK. ))#(( and it has apparently been there for y e a r s. ))#(( it is from thew same leak and complaints I had when I was in god damn middle school AND NO ONE LISTENED TO ME. ))#(( Who listens to a kid right? ))#(( WELL NOW HERE WE ARE ))#(( Hole in my closet floor #and wall barely patched. ))#(( While I have to use a gas mask to even be in here. ))#(( I have photos and videos of the horrors TM if anyone is curious ))#(( Now? The singular repair guy says let the ground dry which okay yeah fair ))#(( Then said he's gonna put down new plywood and a carpet and call it a day when done. ))#(( NOT REPLACE OR REPAIR THE ROTTED WALLS OR DAMAGE. ))#(( JUST A PATCH WORK JOB. ))#(( God I hate grandfathered in small places. ))#(( They can get away with so much shit. ))#(( So this is what I have been dealing with. ))#(( the foot note version of course. ))

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catboygirljoker · 4 days ago

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fuck.

#animal death #i had a lot of waves of sadness early on when he was hospitalized.#going from being sad that we might only get one to two years with him to hoping we'd get to bring him home at all #processing all of the guilt and heartache and anger #feeling every time like i had done something constructive. opened a box‚ pulled out its contents‚ found a place for them all‚#put the box away‚ rested a moment. rinse repeat #or...taken a bite of a big meal in front of me. something nasty that i dont want to eat but which i have to #bite. chew. chew. chew. swallow. wash it down. rinse repeat.#it was miserable. thanks to that process i...i wasnt *ready*‚ when he started to go downhill. but i was more ready #and then when the time came‚ and he was lying slumped on the floor‚ face in the carpet‚ barely able to purr when i pulled him into my lap #i was ready.#but theres still more to process. the look on his face when they took him back for euthanasia #[the vet said that the animal often struggles more if the owners are there for it. i imagine they sense the owners' distress.]#theyd taken him back for bloodwork many times. i wonder if hed learned from that‚ that he'd get held for a second‚ pricked‚ and returned #i wonder if he believed it would just be a moment and hed be back in our arms #its a really really really sad thought. but. also a comforting one #that maybe he wasnt scared. maybe‚ if he was capable of it‚ he thought of us.#i know we loved him. i know he loved us‚ if in a different way‚ a cat way‚ not a human one #i hope he knew we loved him.#in the end i held him in my lap and he put his paws on my husband's‚ too. he wanted to touch both of us. and he purred.#he felt safe with us...he wanted to touch us and be with us. he felt content when he did. thats the same as knowing we loved him i think.#waves of sadness. over and through. tides and seafoam. rinse repeat.#this too shall pass

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leadendeath · 6 months ago

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~this post is quite old- it accidentally saved to drafts, you see- and i got a present day update in a reblog >:) ~

dont have leatherworking tools. do have leather. tack.

and most importantly,

hammer.

#it’s from sept 3rd!#stop worrying and start hammering edward steed one of my fav artworks ever seriously #i havea list and this is on it #im not renting aand live on the ground floor i can use the carpet floor. ive done it b4 #when i had to make holes in Five. Hundred. Bottlecaps. i did the same #thought the leather colour was gonna be more yellow than burnt orange but yknow what?#''BURNT'' orange is FITTING someone else sees the word burnt and takes over #🔥#posting an older post because i wanna keep track of my leathercrafting #leather craft

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cultivating-wildflowers · 8 months ago

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this month is really making me feel like a homeowner in the most mundanely stressful ways

I have to replace my toilet because it's falling apart, but it's so old that we have to find one that will fit, and then we have to adjust the connections (thankfully my dad knows how to do this)

my parents are getting a new washing machine so I will be inheriting theirs (this is how I got my stove)

the friends selling my parents their washing machine are also getting rid of their dryer, so I get a lightly-used dryer for cheap (the sensor on mine died so I can only use the time setting)

my mother is once again critiquing my house's siding (it's wood. and we painted it in the middle of a cold snap in March four years ago before I even bought the house so the inspector would quit pitching a fit)

she also has big plans for re-configuring my driveway

and she wants to know when the township will finally fill the hole in the off-street parking area (it now has its own biome)

my dad may be swapping my lawnmower with his so I can quit getting mildly zapped every time I turn mine off via pulling the spark plug (I mowed on Sunday. it ran out of gas with three passes left. my lawn looks so stupid but we're under a flood watch and I will not be mowing until...later)

thankfully the water heater, furnace, windows, and roof are all quite new and/or in working condition!

#this poor silly house #I love it to bits and it is falling to bits #I just need to work up the energy to take care of it a little better than I've been doing #I have a short list of things I need to take care of before August (replace four-to-six blinds with cordless blinds so we can actually use #the blinds since Blythe methodically ate all of the cords and my face destroyed the only cordless set in the house)#I need to shampoo the grungy carpet #the front garden beds have been a blight since the beginning but I don't have the energy for them #same with the gutters and downspouts which sorely need fixing but it's them or new tierods for my car #I also want better insulation in the attic. this is a straightforward process (I've helped blow in insulation before) but $$#and Mom casually pointed out that we could tear out the kitchen carpet and slap down linoleum for nothing #('but the whole floor is warped and cracked.' 'it's fine. linoleum will stick to that')#'I don't want your house. it's old and small and we don't want to stay in Michigan forever. btw here's all of the improvements we can make'#also I would love a vent in the bathroom #like...are any of these pressing issues? not exactly but some of them would really help my house #and the siding is an eyesore up close #on the plus side having two window ac's has been a life changer #and clearing out junk for a roomie is mentally very freeing #I loved my beardie but her tank took up space that I can now use for storage #that sounds so callous 😅#okee thanks for listening bye #mine

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catboydan · 1 month ago

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#val comes out of hiding #just had the worst 45 mins #got new glasses ok. new rx but with the same frames.#the idea was i would swap the new lenses into the old frames. since they're the exact same frames i already use.#so i won't have to adjust the new frames to be comfy #then i could use the new unadjusted frames as my backup pair so i don't have to spend a bunch of time adjusting the new frames #because i'm really picky about how they're adjusted #anyway. new glasses get here today. i start the process of swapping the new lenses into the old frames and vice versa.#curveball--the new lenses don't fit. WTF? i try and i try and i cannot get the new lenses in. maybe i got a different material thickness id #i didn't think i did but i just cannot get them to fit. alas. upset and frustrated but we gotta power thru it.#in the process of putting the new lenses back into the new frames i LOSE a GODDAMN SCREW #i search for like 15 mins with a flashlight. but our carpet is long and i cannot find that motherfucker to save my life #so i go back to the lenses thing and pilfer a screw from my old frames. then i have a bright idea #i can put the arms from the old frames onto the new frames instead! and that saves the most adjustment-heavy part of the glasses #so i do! and it works great! except i also lose ANOTHER SCREW #i look for this other one for another while and can't find either of them STILL. so i think ok. lemme break out the vacuum.#screw is small and hard. dust is soft. i can just vacuum them up and find the screw in the vacuum dust when i empty it.#so i vacuum and empty the little bit of dust onto a garbage bag on the floor and rifle through it like a little gremlin. no screws.#where are they? who fucking knows man #and yeah i just used screws from my old frames but man. the adhd frustration rage was real i almost had a breakdown on god #new glasses are fine because i got the old arms and now it's just the adjustment period but like. i kind of hate them on principle now

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ozzyfromthecafeteria · 3 months ago

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being plural is all fun and games until you all have things you want to purchase but all have little to no money of our own to spend…

#mark: text (he/she/xe/it)#our FINANCES. head in my hands. we have two things we’re looking at collectively #a messenger bag (to function as basically a purse and to carry our grounding sensory kit in) and this #wheeled cart thing that can hold our computer pc and has a shelf for other items #<- (our room [especially the carpeted floor] gets SO dust UNIMAGINABLY fast that i refuse to put it on the ground. but our desk has no space #with it on there. it’s such a gigantic tower.)#PLUS individual wants. nan has been craving watermelon ramune for three days now. ivy is eyeing up wobbledogs.#max and owen and five are all wanting to play great god grove. seven wants these adorably stupid bootleg shiny espeon and sylveon plushies.#feliks wants this also another ridiculously ugly-cute bootleg dragonite plushie. v1 wants a comfortable yellow hoodie.#death and fluttershy and three all want a jacket. i don’t know the specifics? but they want a jacket that zips.#four’s been interested in button making machines. though she hasn’t said if she wants to buy one or not? i think he’s just browsing #i’m pretty sure moon and ten and mabel all would like more skirts to wear (with pockets!)#the only sysmates that don’t currently want to purchase anything in particular are kirby and siffrin and condie and eevee #we don’t even work a job! the only money we get is either from allowances that we’re given on the occasion or money we earn from doing #certain chores. said it once i’ll say it again. if we were able to do both school and work a job at the same time we would #unfortunately we’re only capable of working summer jobs i think. heavy sigh #can capitalism explode already we need frivolous items and objects for our enjoyment

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field-of-sungflowers · 8 months ago

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I love handheld minivacuum. Handheld minivac my beloved

#big vacuums? lunky. hard to move. louder. mostly throw things back at my shins instead of picking them up #minivac takes a little longer to cover the same space but it does it Better. does it Right the first time.#good for hard floors! good for carpets! easier to maneuver! gets things out of corners that big vacuum has left untouched for years!#she's beauty she's grace she's HANDHELD MINIVAC

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museumofbuildings · 1 year ago

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455 Ash St., Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada. Built 1942.

#buildings #architecture #interiors #exteriors #1940s #1942 #carpeted flooring #linoleum flooring #hardwood flooring #hex tile flooring #wall tiles #wood panelling #this house is extremely 1942 #also I went to an estate sale in this neighborhood at a house that looked almost the exact same as this #except i know its not the same because that one had a weird double staircase and a big sunporch #but i wouldnt be surprised if they were built around the same time #it had the exact same kermit coloured carpeting #wallpaper #the wrought metal railing in the staircase inside is unusual but i think ive seen it in other midcentury houses too

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always-a-slut-4-ghouls · 1 year ago

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Adhd will be like “you’re not dyslexic, you just don’t read the whole word. Good luck with math you dumb fuck”

#emma posts #there is more to dyscalcula and having trouble remembering how to spell long words #but these sure aren’t helping #me. learning Norwegian. reading the sentences and or putting words together to make one ‘I’m so fucking good at l this’d’#okay. now spell the word for ‘difficult’#me crying on the floor because I know it. I can read and hear it. but the letters blend together in my mind #it’s bad enough trying to do this with English. which is my FIRST LANGUAGE #but then it’s like ‘spell complicated words you are learning in another language’ and i feel like smashing my head on the carpet #I can’t speak it for the life of me though. which is actually getting frustrating #without an actual person to explain how to pronounce the words I’m failing so badly #but the primary reason I’ve been learning since April is to read it anyway #and listening is good too. harder though #I’m going to be so fucked up when I start taking Swedish lessons #the word means the same thing and also sounds almost the same (to an English speaker)#BUT THEY SPELL IT VERY DIFFERENTLY!#and with whole new letters #I’m going to write the Norwegian spelling and fail #I will admit that my plan to learn Norwegian first has been working otherwise though #them using fewer unfamiliar characters and being slightly more similar to English really is making it easier to learn #than Swedish first would be. maybe I’m just biased because I’m doing decently at Norwegian #but now when I learn a Swedish word it feels easier because i have two Germanic languages to compare the words to #and one of those languages is even another Nordic language! I dread finding Icelandic lessons though. but it will probably be several years #before I even attempt that! I am doing this because I want to be able to read old family records and objects but learning about #the linguistics of the language family both are in has been super fun and made it actually easier to learn Norwegian!#Spanish is the other language I want to learn but I’ve been putting it off #because it’s more for day to day utility and I can’t fixate on it the same way. I’m terrible at concentrating on it #plus. I’ve already had four Spanish classes so I figure I’ll at least have something to start from! I think I even kept my highschool notes #it’s been really frustrating figuring out which ‘the’ to use. having everything be masculine or feminine has probably been my biggest issue #when making sentences in it. also having had teachers from totally different dialects has been hard in the past #Mexican Spanish can be very diffident from the South American one my highschool teacher taught

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springlock-suits · 7 months ago

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I keep forgetting people don't know about the fnaf room. Like yeah the fnaf bedroom we've all heard of it (we have not)

#the steamers. pizzas. and “newspapers”#are recent additions!#i tried to keep the hall papers as accurate as possible. typos and all. shame i couldn't get em the right size. but not really noticeable !#my room used to be “just moved in beige with crusty tan carpets” i am. extremely happy with it these days #and i definitely clean it up more often lol #the most expensive part is the floors!! by a significant margin!!!!#had to pull up carpet. floor underneath wasnt ready for non carpet flooring. pulled out nails. filled in cracks. had to buy trim.#had to learn how to use a nail gun #my dad used to have a job with laying floors which helped significantly #shame we couldn't use actual tiles.but at the same time Oh Wow tiles are Expensive. and the floor wpuldve needed to be prepped even more #basically what im saying is. find a house that already has a checkered floor or something. get arcade carpet floor instead #that might be cheaper actually #it probably definitely is #you can find like the exact arcade carpet pattern used in the movie online you can buy it #hard to keep this floor clean too. lots of stains and specks. despite my mopping and desperate scrubbing #probably because the floor is like. soft.#and i dont know what it wants from me

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whelpimnauthuman · 2 years ago

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You know you're getting old when you're thinking about flooring

#rambling in the tags #this 1am.post is brought to you by: I'm moving this week #and the landlord replaced like. 75-90% of the flooring with hardwood???#(tbf some of it was already there so i think they're trying to match/go with a theme but-)#even the bedrooms and (i think) bedrooms #it loos fine! great even! hdbsh #i just have a walker/rollator and am worried that im gonna scratch the floor (probably won't but still have that fear ya know?)#also i think i just prefer carpet #we're looking at maybe eventually renting to own one day maybe (it's a nice house and we're not moving for a while after this)#and if we somehow do then im definitely changing the floors #been sitting here imagining it haha-#(probably doesn't help we move in this weekend so im just waiting for that/unpacking)#(just. have the excitement to decorate the new place ig?)#i drank mt. dew and now im exhausted but also can't sleep send hell #hell help same thing ig #1 am ramblings #(idk why im tagging that i hope it's not a consistent thing)#ALSO congrats to anyone who reads all this and sorry for the rambles (i think?)#may you find them most entertaining! :3

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zombeesknees · 5 months ago

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#lili was stronger than me bc i woulda hit it ngl

TOP 10 HOTTEST MOVIE MONSTERS (as voted by my followers)

#10. Darkness portrayed by Tim Curry (4%) ↳ legend (1985) dir. ridley scott

#baby's monsterfucking awakening TO BE SURE #no really: i VERY CLEARLY remember the first time I saw this. i was six years old AT THE MOST #i can still feel the texture of the old carpet under my hands while i sat on the floor right in front of our tiny box tv #and just stared in spellbound adoration #(when i became hyperfixated on muppet treasure island a couple years later and realized it was the SAME GUY playing long john #oh you best BELIEVE tiny angie's brain was completely blown)#legend #devil in the details #fairy tales #why KILL monster when you could KISS monster #as queue wish

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sodacowboy · 1 month ago

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I never think the autism accent is like a real thing until I hear an autistic person speak and I realize they speak like I do

#like it’s not an accent #I’m taking it too literally lmao that’s why I never think it’s real #it’s a cadence and it’s how words are used #y’know??#like that one post where someone asked if op was on tumblr in 2014 bc of how they spoke #anyway #yesterday I found out the ceiling tiles in our basement are stamped #like the pattern on them?? yeah it’s not random #I found two tiles with the same shapes #and then found those same shapes again on the same tile #normal activity for someone to do I think #find a repeating pattern in a cork aggregate ceiling tile #which I’ve done before with floor tiles and office carpets now that I think about it

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fushiguho · 24 days ago

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bruh. just saw a video on twitter of the prettiest boy fucking his hand as he was eating his lady out… like he was so so so incredibly desperate and all i could think about is sweet sweet suguru geto who breathes to please his perfect little girlfriend and gets so fucking horny doing so.

cw cunnilingus, masturbation, multiple orgasms implied

like his legs just shamelessly sprawled, bare back slumped against the edge of the bed while the base of his head presses into the messy, ruffled duvet. the slender column of his throat is exposed and he’s arched so sexily, spine bowing almost achingly as his stomach caves, hips rutting.

he’s completely bare; that long, writhing body seated so erotically on the carpeted floor, you on his face. as his narrow frame stretches allll the way up the side of the bed, your body is perched right against his lips. you sit on the edge of the bed, feet resting upon his shoulders, your warm, swollen clit repeatedly glissading over his button nose while you ride him so fucking good.

god and his mouuthhhh. he’s completely unabashed as he indulgently devours you, glossy lips noisily smacking against your pretty, dripping cunt—tongue so fucking hot and wet as he hungrily pushes it inside of you, feasting like you’re a plate of the finest delicacy. a loud cry leaves you and his hips buck in response, chasing the furious jerk of his fist as you fuck his face like the toy he so desperately needs to be.

the pad of his thumb is swiping over the warm, leaking head of his cock at the same time he’s pulling your pretty lil’ clit between his greedy lips and sucking. every sound that leaves you is reciprocated, lost in the unruly wet depths of your cunt as he utterly embodies your pleasure, breaths synchronous.

“mmphf,” his pleasureful cries are muffled, dampened by the warmth of your cunt as you grind it onto his tongue. “f— fuck my t-tongue… moreee, gimme more.” greed drips from his tone, his broken sentences growing lower and whinier with unbearable need. “god, come hereeee.”

geto’s vacant hand is snaking up your waist, clinging to the thick of your hip before dragging you impossibly closer, smothering himself between the fat of your thighs like it’s the last thing he’ll ever do. you gasp and geto moans, flattening his tongue to finish you the only way he knows how, sloppily.

and there are just so many orgasms… geto is probably three or four deep and you’re not far behind. you lean forward onto the mattress before firmly planting your wobbly hands against the disheveled sheets, grounding yourself so that you can properly fuck your pussy into his mouth, chasing your release for the third time in a row.

“fuck! thereee,” it’s hardly a growl as you sluttily arch your back, an electrifying heat torpedoing toward your achingly swollen clit. “there… right fucking there, god!”

he’s feral, heavy balls tightening in a horrendous need to release as he forces precum from the swollen head of his cock. the vein that runs along the underside of his pretty, hooked shaft is hot against the palm of his jerking hand, throbbing so desperately with each drag of his fist. god, he’s a fucking mess with it too—all of his previous loads stickily cascading down his pectorals and abdomen, chest heaving.

your final orgasm is synchronous, the two of you creaming at once. geto is obnoxious, moaning like such a slut as he greedily slurps you up, noisily cleaning your sloppy little hole free of the mess you’ve made. once again, he cums a lot and hard, panting against your slick cunt between his tender kisses to your ravaged clit.

drunkenly, geto smiles up from between your thighs. “one more?”

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