#sam/erik

[xanyiaz]

sometimes babygirl is a man from arizona with a creative mind and a microphone that makes silly boyfriend audios as well as fantasy lore stories that people who are attracted to voices and get overly attached to fictional characters enjoy :))

[velvet4510]

[sams-darlin]

darlin having a nightmare about quinn for the first time in years, filled with flashbacks and cruel words and feeling his hands on their body again.

darlin waking up in a cold sweat, panting and unable to tell flashback from real life. rushing off to the bathroom as quietly as possible as not to disturb sam with their oncoming panic attack.

darlin struggling to walk straight from the dizziness and closing the bathroom door without locking it, keeping a barrier between them and sam but letting him in easily if they needed him. if? they do. they do need him. but they won’t admit to it. they’ve never needed anyone why should that change now? maybe they should’ve locked the door.

darlin curling up on the bathroom floor and letting the panic attack set in, wondering how this could still be affecting them. they’ve moved on, or at least they thought they had, he was out of their life they could finally breathe he wasn’t looming over them every day so why, WHY was this happening now???

sam waking up from the feeling of his mates panic and the lack of feeling them next to him, hearing nothing but their rapid breathing and pounding heart as he got out of bed looking for them.

sam locating them in the bathroom and knocking, asking if everything’s okay but opening the door when he doesn’t get an answer. them curling up in fear, their blurred vision and flashbacks causing them to not see sam standing over them, but quinn.

sam rushing to sit by their side, careful as not to touch them while they’re scared, while repeating “it’s me, it’s me, its sam. i’m here baby what’s wrong?” darlins eyes widening as they try to focus on who’s really there, and them pulling his arm to them as they recognize it’s him.

sam swallowing them up in his arms, cradling them and squeezing them tight to ground them, rocking them back and forth saying “breathe, breathe darlin it’s okay, it’s okay i’ve got you now. you’re safe now i promise. i’m right here.”

darlin sobbing into his neck, seeking the comfort as they try to calm down, apologizing over and over saying they thought the nightmares were gone they though that he was gone. he reminds them that they don’t need to apologize for still being impacted by trauma they endured and that healing from it is never linear.

its like as he said, they’re safe now, he’s got them.

he’ll always be there to catch them, no matter how hard the fall.

[martianbugsbunny]

Yes he is a grown man but he is also someone's annoying girlfriend

[tommytomatoe]

if anyone askes me what milo and sweetheart look like i just show them this picture of an overworked department employee posed up with their short italian-adjacent boyfriend

you're gonna look me in my eyes and tell me this isn't them?

[deezbignutz]

Ages of Redacted characters cuz why not ig

Sam is 45 years old

Vincent is 44 years old

Avior is 37 years old (coalesced 37 years ago)

Gavin and Aaron are 34 years old

David, Asher and Milo are 31 years old

Lasko and Elliott (kinda) are 30 years old (Elliott was adopted 30 years ago)

Huxley is 27 years old

Caelum and Damien are 25 years old

More stuff under the cut

Sweetheart and Milo met when he was 23

Baaabe and Asher met when he was 25

Angel and David when he was 26

Freelancer met Caelum the he was 18

Lovely and Vincent met when he was 40

Elliott confesses to Sunshine at 26

Freelancer met Gavin when he was 30

William has been a Vampire for around 505 years

Elliott met Brachium when he was around 5 (? i think?)

Will turned Vincent when he was 20

Sam graduated from D.A.M.N. when he was 24

Sam got turned when he was 29

David was 24 when Gabe died

Freelancer met Lasko when he was 26

Freelancer met Damien when he was 21

Freelancer met Huxley when he was 23

Sam confessed to Darlin when he was 42

Inversion happened when Sam was 42, Vincent was 41, Avior was 34, Gavin and Aaron were 31, David, Asher, and Milo were 28, Lasko and Elliott(?) were 27, Huxley was 24, and Caelum and Damien were 22.

Elliott left CloseKnit and met up with Aaron when he was 28 (?) and Aaron was 32

Milo shifted back again when he was 29

Damien and Huxley confess their feelings for each other when Dames was 23 and Hux was 25

David proposed to Angel when he was 29

Baaabe proposed to Asher when he was 30

Thank you for coming to my TedTalk

[indigo-greer-collins]

yall hold on i was re reading my notes from the fun fact video, why the FUCK did he do my 2 husbands that dirty guys?????? "sams grandma is dead and milos worried about being an alcoholic like his deadbeat dad. .

.

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anyway hux loves bionicles, isn't that so silly!"

BITCH HUH.

[niallhoranhasthat1thing]

coloradoavalanche: Teaching the boys proper selfie form 🤳

[honeysghost]

on the topic of BA's we were robbed of: milo's 2023 hbs, valentine's day david, summit night porter (valid though since he'd had one fairly recently), continuation of "your boyfriend got stuck working late again", make it two

[kmartkiddieisle]

Saw some absolute diva out there say

“cherik walked so lokius and sambucky could run”

And gabriell.ee22 if you’re out here I love you.

[samwinchestersgirl83]

Jenson really said that Jared was too hot for him to play his brother on a panel in the beginning. This is why J2 chemistry is off the charts. This is why they eyefuck all the goddamn time. This is why they are always all over eachother, handsy as fuck and stand too damn close on AND off screen. Not only can you NOT tell me that those brothers don’t wanna bang but pretty sure those men also had (still have despite being married with families?) an undisputable attraction to one another.

They have siblings of their own and still decided to give us wincestious energy instead.

This is probably why when Jared joins The Boys in season 5 all bets will be off and Kripke will please us all.

[sams-darlin]

relistening to sam’s hbs audio and i can’t help from thinking

did erik not listen to the audio he referenced before writing the script? sam’s second video, the one where he comes over and heals them??

when talking about darlin making the first move, it’s phrased as darlin calling him after getting beat up and asking him to come over and heal them.

THATS NOT WHAT HAPPENED.

sam called them and said “hey sorry to call you out of the blue but i’ve got new info on quinn”, noticed their voice was strained, and when he found out why insisted on coming over to help them.

he literally said “what exactly did you plan on doing if i hadn’t called when i did?”

THEY DIDNT CALL HIM. THEY DIDNT MAKE THE FIRST MOVE.

EVERY TIME I LISTEN TO SAMS HBS I CANT STOP THINKING ABT IT BECAUSE ITS MADE INTO A BIG THING BUT ITS NOT TRUEEEEE

[righteous-r0de0]

he isn’t

asher is taller

and sam is around the same height as asher

[invisible-pink-toast]

pietà

[bubblergoespop]

watching a guy audio:

yay guy OH HI PORTER oh guy ur so funny OH HELLO ANTON yes yes guy star trek star trek OH MY DAYS ITS SAMUEL COLLINS

[clamure]

seduce me slight redesigns???

hii seduce me fandommmm. i recently just got into seduce me because of a friend, and I loved the incubus brothers + andrew sm <3!!!! so I gave them slight tweaks/redesigns. then I made a demon sheet for my oc Holly (selora) + an angsty art piece for me and my friends au??? (all characters besides Holly/Selora belong to MichaelaLaws!))