#salty tales

[cosmicwhoreo]

BEHOLD! I gave Pearl chronic headaches! now she's just like me fr fr-

[not-the-tie-youre-looking-for]

“i can’t wait to see eli vanto in TotE” “i hope the crew of the chimera gets a cameo” “faro would be so cool to see”

no please i beg you please filoni do not TOUCH THESE GUYS bro will retcon every last one of them the first chance he gets. watch this absolute lunatic retcon the entire thrawn trilogy

[dysfunctional-doodle]

Ok I’m getting quite salty here but I really dislike IMDB because how does this even make sense:

6.8? Are you kidding me? You can look at the break down and it doesn’t even average that. Not only this, but all of the episodes are 7.9 and above. How does this work?

I’m serious, someone explain what the fuck is IMDb and why it’s outright got this rating wrong on so many aspects. How do they even calculate it if they don’t take the average of each episode? And if you look at the user rating breakdown it doesn’t even average 6.8, what is going on here?

You know what? No. I am a petty person and I am asking everyone else who is petty to help and give this a better rating. Let me be petty.

If you want to rate the show, it’s here

Maybe it’s not a surprise to many people that IMDb is unfair, I guess? Or maybe people don’t like the show and that’s fine - but with the days it is presenting, it should not be this low? I’ve found it’s very bad for most TV shows as it is but this hits personally.

I’m not going to try and pretend I am being not salty about this lol. I admit I have a very big bias here! But I genuinely want some kind of answer of why IMDb is kinda like this with TV shows? It never takes the average of the show by the rated episodes, hence why ROTTMNT was also beat to the ground like holy shit

Anyway petty rant over. Rate the show if you want. At least get it a fair rating lol

(I love these boys too much I’m sorry)

[swanmaids]

Some of these Takes… do some of yall even actually like the silmarillion?

[manderleyfire]

– What's keeping us apart ain't even real, your daddy, his religion, it's got nothing to do with us. – It's not just his, it's mine too. I've got the same spirit in me, why don't you see that?

Alice Englert and Walton Goggins in Them That Follow (2019), dir. Dan Madison Savage & Brittany Poulton

[lilith-91]

The best and strongest Trollhunter, the Chosen One, the Hero, the better version of king Arthur, the owner of Excalibur, the main character of the whole series 😌

[curi0uscreature]

* Slamming my head on the table. Waving my fist in the air. Yelling at the top of my lungs

[sundove88]

Oyster Returns The Pearl- A Cookie Run Kingdom One Shot

After realizing what her ancestor had done and the mistake he brought upon her dear friends the Gem Mermaids, Oyster Cookie decides to take it upon herself and fix what was broken.

Note: Based on THAT scene of Moana.

Spoilers for the new update ahead!!

The rain poured down on the streets of The Creme Republic, with thunder and lightning filling the skies above. Everyone had gone inside to escape the horrid weather and enjoy a nice hot drink to help their tired bodies. Well, Almost everyone. Captain Caviar Cookie as well as Oyster Cookie decided to do what no other cookie had done before- return stolen property. “Come on, Captain Caviar! She needs this more than we do!” Oyster said, helping her friend as well as his own crew make their way to the shores.

“We’re going as fast as we can, Oyster!” Captain Caviar yelled as the Salty Sharks and Candy Diver bounded behind him. In the distance, they saw Black Pearl Cookie commanding a furious tempest, as if driving her anger towards the land cookies who had betrayed her so long ago. “We have to hurry! There’s no time!” Oyster shouted as she climbed up the rock in her own heels, knowing that this was her only chance to make things right. She then held up the jet black Pearl, and it shone like a beacon in the distance.

This alerted the giant gem mermaid to Oyster’s presence, and her sisters Crimson Coral, Gold Citrine, Aquamarine, and Mystic Opal as well as everyone else; Frilled Jellyfish included, watched in awe as Oyster climbed down the rock and towards the area where land and sea met. “Let her come to me.” She said in a determined tone, still holding the Pearl. At that moment, the ocean split in two- allowing for both parties to pass through. Black Pearl swam forward with an unstoppable rage, while Oyster just gracefully walked forward- singing a lullaby of reassurance and hope.

I have crossed the horizon to find you

I know your name

They have stolen the heart from inside you

But this does not define you

This is not who you are

You know who you are

The moment Oyster finished her lullaby, Black Pearl towered over her, her face more calm than anyone had ever seen. “Who you truly are.” Oyster uttered softly. Holding the gemstone, she walked up to the massive siren and said: “Black...no. WHITE Pearl Cookie- I can't take away all the years of suffering my ancestor has made you endure, but I can finally give back what he stole from you and…..help you heal...” the house head explained, holding up the precious stone. Upon witnessing her Pearl for the first time in years, Black Pearl started crying. “Y-Y-You gave it back…!” She said through her sobs, seeing the precious gemstone.

“So please, take this. It doesn't belong to me; it never has...” Oyster said as the siren continued crying, her tears that had been held back over the years finally flowing free. “T-T-Thank you... thank you so much..!” The mermaid said as she profusely thanked the cookie who gave back the most precious thing in her life through her tears. “Anything for a friend of mine.” Oyster said as she was picked up by Black Pearl, the former drying the tears of the latter as the clouds began to dissipate above them, the sun warming up all around it. “I’m sorry… I am so sorry…! And ashamed of all the lives I took and how blinded by rage and anger I was… I’ll do anything to make it up to all of you, but I… don’t think… I’ve earned my redemption…!” The mermaid said as she cried bitterly. “We weren’t angry at you. We were just sad… that you lost your way and who you were.” Crimson Coral replied as she swam up to her sister. “I… I did lose my way… and who I truly was.” The giant siren replied as she hung her head down in shame.

“But thanks to us, you’ve found both again.” Captain Caviar replied as he swam down to where his friends were. “And you weren’t alone in doing so. And we’re so happy you’ve found your way here… and who you truly are!” Friiled Jellyfish said enthusiastically. “OYSTER!!” Everyone yelled as Black Pearl, who was now back to her true self aka White Pearl, gracefully placed Oyster back on solid ground. “I did what I had to do.” She said with a smile. “And it was the right thing to do.” Crimson Coral began. “You saved our sister.” Aquamarine continued. “And for that…” started Gold Citrine. “We’re more than grateful for what you’ve done.” Mystic Opal finished. “How can I ever thank you?” White Pearl Cookie said, her now silver eyes filled with eternal gratitude. “You already have. By sharing your secrets with me since I was small.” Oyster replied, kissing the siren on the cheek. The cookie who had fixed her ancestor’s mistake had finally done the impossible- help Black Pearl regain the trust she had lost.

The End

[lesbianseaweed]

Miraculous Paris special spoilers

I'll never forgive them for what they did to shadybug's super hero outfits

she looked so cool in all her emo glory and u took the emo out and just left her with the colored hair and those pigtails that we're all tired to see

[yume-x-hanabi]

The greatest tragedy of Rays closing down is we'll never get to see Wingul get seasonal outfits.

Like don't get me wrong I am incredibly grateful the Chimeriad got a couple of costumes here and there (thanks mainly to Drama CDs, and Asteria bringing them over). But I'd be lying if I said I'm not disappointed we didn't get more.

I think what makes it the hardest is that Rays actually made me hopeful we'd get Wingul (& other Chimeriad) contents. It added Agria a few years ago and I loved what it did with her. Other games got their antagonists (and even NPCs!) regularly being added. Unlike with other gacha which barely did anything with non-party members, the possibility was right there, it was just a matter of time! ...Except it never happened in the end. And this hurts more than having no expectation to begin with.

[fictionadventurer]

Fairy Tale Retellings Ask Game

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Talk about any retelling you want

[thechaoticfanartist]

Obi-Wan gets less than a minute screen time and y'all go crazy. Yes it was cool to see him again, and the mullet + armor combo was amazing but he was a background character.

Tales Of The Jedi is about Dooku and Ahsoka. It is not about Obi-Wan’s less than a minute appearance in one episode, and brief mention in another. Don't make it about Obi-Wan.

Even better than Tales Of The Jedi? Andor. Andor is an excellent show and it is being overshadowed by Tales Of The Jedi. Obi-Wan Kenobi was trending every new episode and I have yet to see that same love for Andor. Andor may not have Jedi but it is such an important and good show. It is far better than Obi-Wan Kenobi was and better than Tales Of The Jedi that keeps the whitewashed clone models despite changing Ahsoka’s outfit, updating Anakin’s model, and giving Obi-Wan new hair.

Sincerely, an Obi-Wan fan who is sick of seeing Obi-Wan trending when there's even better content out.

[dame-chat-blanc]

Lila: Would you guys be there for me if I was going through something?

Nino: Nope, absolutely not.

Alya: I hope it sucks, whatever you're going through.

Chloe: I hope it emotionally scars you for the rest of your life.

Adrien: I hope you reach out to me so I can ignore you.

Marinette: I can't wait to go to your funeral, knowing I could've changed that outcome

[legionofpotatoes]

been playing bits and pieces of horizon forbidden west! game's pretty as hell

[ofglories]

In this house we disrespect Arcade's bullshit claims and Arthur is indeed Grand Saber. This is important to remember.

[vanillapie-80]

Y’know there’s something tragically poetic that the only few explicit poc protags that toa have has a storyline aspect where he’s often forgotten/ignored by most of his classmates and teachers, only to then have that conveniently applied towards the writers themselves by refusing to give him further development after their own installment and relegated him a side character, and then have that still be applied towards the fandom in being the one out of four protag that gets the least amount of content about them.

Yes I am referring to Krel Tarron thank you very much.