#saltiest

[crehador]

so when food is too salty we might say "打死卖盐的" basically meaning "did you beat the salt merchant to death" but one time in an attempt to be a little polite and a little funny to the chef (my mother) i said "……是不是又跟卖盐的有矛盾了" meaning "are you... having a dispute with the salt merchant again" and now it's a whole thing in my family

anyway point being there has been another altercation with the salt merchant

[trashmancer]

Or: How I felt about that interview.

Anyway--Professor Gale Dekarios of Blackstaff Academy living his best, relaxed life 💖

[summeritsclear]

everyone wants reputation so bad because the OG rep era was for the true fans that stuck by taylor and now that everyone is a band wagon they want that era back but they didn’t earn it but whatever ik everyone reading this was there. my OGs remember

[total-drama-brainrot]

World Tour Assistant Noah AU (where he is always an assistant):

Alejandro: Mi Amor, perhaps before I do this challenge, you'd like to kiss me for luck.

Noah: Trust me Eel, it will take a lot more then luck to win the million dollars.

Alejandro: [kissing Noah's hand] I know.~ 💚

Anon this is very cute and I love the idea of this scenario, but the only reaction I can see assistant Noah having to anyone- especially Alejandro- kissing his hand is just pure disgruntlement. He's already so done with everything due to being overworked (and having to deal with Chris' brand of tomfoolery), so he wouldn't even try to entertain Alejandro's antics.

Alejandro would lean down to kiss his hand thinking he's being suave and flirtatious and Noah would just pin him with the most disgusted look possible. It'd be awkward for everyone involved.

(ft. really quick shitty doodle example)

[steriskks]

Lux creates elegant weapons that not only look good but work smoothly. It's no wonder they pride themselves as the best of the best— second only to Toni Kensa.

Their most popular weapon has to be the Lux Tri-Stringer due to its intricate design, but most of their other weapons are just as popular. Their Lux 92. and 52. Gal come in many different colours and accessories, taking Splatville by storm.

(I wonder, if they ever release a REEF-LUX, would it be called the REEF-LUX²?)

[pianokantzart]

Aasdkfjlkjassdkfa DK PLEASE

[dialalagirl]

ayato: yo, pass the salt shu: *CHUCKS reiji across the table*

[feneku]

I had too much free time at work today so here's a quick white mage Ordis

[beevean]

I found this old polycule meme on my files and I give you: Hector and Trevor being tsundere for each other and everyone else shipping them. You're welcome.

(now that I think of it, I can redo it with the new sprites, have everyone in the same style AND add Julia to the mix. Reaching anarchist commune leves of polycule critical mass)

Thanks for always listening to my rambles and have a good long weekend!!!

I think I now live for the dynamic of Trevor and Hector still believing they're nothing more than vitriolic fuckbuddies while the others are like "bruh just include him in the polycule you give him heart eyes everytime he comes over"

Yep, canon and real in my heart, thank you <3

[sofia-in-nc]

Dogtown Alpha Hound

Kert Hensen

[gh0st-c0mpany]

The thing about SWTCW is that I can't just recommend it to everyone. It's smart and clever but also stupid and immature because it's made for kids. It has some of the best moments in star wars ever but it's starts around 30-40hrs into the show and it's almost impossible to skip to it. It's about the clone wars but not about the clones. It has meat but it's also bare bones.

[witchofthesouls]

If you have an au of transformers and they are present in some way what is your unicron like? I'm starving for unicron content :(

The various Other!Aus kicked off because of the Unicron-is-Earth connection could have made it possible and I crave more fantasy in Transformers.

Besides all the shitposts of Unicron being Italian, anti-Cybertronian devices are similar to anti-vampire equipment, and how his an older brother/sibling to Gaea, I haven't really delved deep into the guy. More like the other characters that are connected to him, like how Megatronus Prime and Prima are respectively reflections of Unicron and Primus.

If I'm focused on Bayverse, then he acts more like a primordial force of the cosmos that's currently slumbering in the core of the Earth. He is Chaos, and Chaos does what it does.

If I'm focused on Aligned/TFP, then he's a more active player who's trying to subvert the chains that Megatronus (and his descendants) buried into the planet as well as trying to work around (or with) a fledging Gaea who's painfully young on the cosmic scale.

Personally, I align Unicron as a deity of chaos and death. It makes sense as it complements his twin and is a check towards him (and vice versa). That's why I like to think Gaea is supposed to be a wilder, organic reflection of Primus that made use of Unicron's rage and hostility toward Primus (and his creations). Unicron was so off-put by his brother that he warded off his resting place with all the anti-elements he could, which Gaea took advantage of since Unicron needs sustenance to continue his existence.

It nicely bridges the gaps on how Earth and Cybertron are cousins with their weird similarities and gaping differences.

[six-eyed-samurai]

Lack of feedback? Lack of content? Lack of interaction? Lack of motivation? Lack of interest?

I hate writing ♡♡♡♡♡ nobody gets my fanfic ideas no more what's the point I'll keep them in my head ♡♡♡♡♡ where they should've stayed

[diaryofamadsunwukongfan]

Coco Adel

Race: Human

Nationality: Vale

Ethnicity: Valish

Weapon: Gianduja (A sub-machine gun that folds down into a purse, with real purse functionality. The weapon is a designer commission that costs a massive fortune)

Gender: Woman

Sexuality: Lesbian

Starting age: 18

Aura Color: Mocha

Handedness: Right

Complexion: Pale white

Eye color: Brown

Semblance: Hype (A strange Empowerment Semblance that increases the output of Dust of all types. In the hands of a Dust mage, this power could be almost unstoppable, but Coco finds it more comfortable to use it to enhance her weapons bullets.)

Occupation: Beacon Academy sophmore

The daughter of a wealthy council member of Vale, Coco is a natural prodigy who's skill as a huntress is only outclassed by her pride. Her time as a Huntress team leader that has survived numerous life or death scenarios has only reinforced her belief of self perfection. Afterall, if you never loose, loosing seems impossible.

[judesmoonbeauty]

The most unimportant question of the day: Is it just me, or is chicken flavored ramen the saltiest tasting of all pre-packaged ramen flavors????

I feel like I only need 1/3 of the seasoning packet versus the others……hmm. That’s it. Thank you for your time.

[libelelle]

Idk who needs to hear this but those fries you are making? They dont need more salt.