#salmon coded

[ithinkdogshouldvote]

Scary Terry lifecycle

[deanspunchingbag]

saying 'that is so dean coded' every time i do something clearly bad for me but it could help someone else

saying 'that is so sam coded' every time i have a complete psychological breakdown

[third-king-of-salmonids]

Hmm, maybe get a shirt too that says "Not Megalodontia" on it, then it'll be foolproof

OF COURSE! ORDERING ONE IN XXXXXXXXXXXL AS WE SPEAK

[anthonyzoxide]

Rating and Reviewing the Mean Gills team name options

(This is unfinished but it’s been in my drafts for 3 months so I’m just going to impulse-post it now)

-Mean Gills: The best name, naturally, being the one that they went with and all. So much potential for reference humour, rolls off the tongue... If you wanted to analyze it story-wise 'gills' could foreshadow the ocean mutations that both of the gills (Another plus: 'Mean Gills' allowing me to use 'gills' as a replacement for 'girls') start to get throughout the series. And the 'Mean' part could foreshadow all those times they murder people in cold blood on purpose? It does bother me how little they actually reference Mean Girls across Limited Life, if at all, with how much potential there was- But that's a complaint unrelated from the name itself, so I won't count it as effecting the rating. 10/10

-Coral Kids: Sounds cute, and I like (or rather prefer) how it was worked into their area being called the Coral Isles. Though in the lore monologues, this would probably be even harder to take seriously when referenced than 'Mean Gills'. 7/10

-H2-Bros: When pronouncing this name out loud, it either has an awkward pause or is automatically said too quickly to process the joke- And, additionally, in retrospect I quite understand how one of the deciding factors between this and Mean Gills was not perpetuating the same masculine energy of the Bad Boys. Not a fan, but wouldn't have been particularly upset if they went with this. 4/10

-Santa's Little Kelpers: For how summer-coded Limited Life comes across as, this totally feels like the wrong kind of seasonal. In particular, the Mean Gills always felt tropical to me- Would've been a ton of tonal whiplash if they were named this. Also brings to mind a certain song, which I'm not convinced is a positive. Also, introducing Santa's Little Kelpers to the Life Series means adding Santa to the Life Series, and I don't want to know where the pipeline of lore additions would go from there. 2/10

-Sons of Beaches: I feel as though this is either a reference to a band that I haven't heard of, or there for the soundalike to a certain curse word. Assuming that it's the latter, I don't believe that joke would've had much staying power- It's catchy, however. 3/10

-Big Buoys: Had to look up what a buoy was after mispelling it in 3 different ways when making the list of Mean Gills names. I now hold a vendetta against this name. Also sounds quite a lot like the Bad Boys, and I'm not sure I could've taken whatever kind of feud would arise there if the two groups were name-destined rivals. 1/10

-LGB-sea: Not a bad name, but I've got quite extensive nitpicks. The use of an acronym makes you think of BEST and TIES, but neither gill has a name that starts with L, G, or B, so it feels peculiar if you don't recognize the pun at first (Which I did not). Even if you dissasociate it from the prior context of those other acronym team names, it feels as though it would be a trio name so that there can be a person for each letter (and then tying them all together with the shared theme of 'sea'), and out of the Life Series players there aren't any lesbians to be the L, so that'd be tricky to work around. Also, I feel like it should be 'LGB-sea Community' instead of just LGB-sea, but I'm assuming this would be thought of quickly if it was what they went with, so I won't count it as a complaint. With all of that nitpicking out of the way, I do think the pun is quite funny. I dunno. A rather mixed 5/10

-The Shell-dons(?): I'm not even sure I heard this one right despite rewinding it many times. 1/10

-Beauty and the Beach: This name implies that only one of the Mean Gills is 'the beauty', and I do not believe in pitting two beautiful gills against each other in such a manner. I am also definitely not the target audience for Disney references- Though this would have potential as the name of someone's royal AU Mean Gills fanfiction. That'd be pretty cool. Though the writer must specify which one of them is the beauty, to the other's dismay. And where the beach is in relations to their castle or whatever. 2/10

-Damp Dudes: No. No. This is very unpleasant. Reading it feels like stepping in a large puddle and getting water into your sock. I don't wish to dwell on this one. 0/10. Maybe even -1/10 on a bad day.

-Puddle Pals: This, however, is quite cute! The Puddle Pals sound like a group of silly whimsical fellas from a cartoon, and the Mean Gills would work quite well as that kind of dynamic if they were in a series where they did not have to withstand The Horrors (as is the way of the Life Series). While the 'D' illiteration in Damp Dudes made it sound more uncomfortable, the 'P' illiteration makes Puddle Pals sound catchy and rhythmic. I approve. 7/10

-Mean Shells: ...I'm glad, at least, that this got reworked into the final name of Mean Gills. It sounds awkward, and the reference isn't apparent upon reading it.

-Sal-men: I forgot to review the Sal men🙁 Post over. Go home

[undeadvinyls]

should redraw this with ikura and her bitchass motherfucker evil brother

[superbeans89]

When they say there’s a dress code:

[burgers-in-anime]

Another Code: Recollection (2024)

[desktopmermaid]

look at my dramatic fish lesbian yaoi boy

[lorillee]

[nzaploveblog]

that was the most exciting thing i've ever done in salmon run jdhfjh

[dead-salmon]

the jokes just keep writing themselves at this point

[bredforloyalty]

ah! sane, i maaay not be. to be determined

[third-king-of-salmonids]

>COULD ALL EMPLOYEES POLITELY REFRAIN FROM HOW CAN I PUT THIS, UH, SLAMMIN YOUR SALMON INTO THEIR JUNCTION AT WORK THANKS - MANAGEMENT

what the fuck

i know you're not my boss but i agree what the fuck

SEE THE THING IS I GET IT WE’RE SALMONS

EAT SPAWN REPEAT AND ALL THAT BUT C’MON WE GOTTA HAVE STANDARDS HERE WE GOT A JOB TO DO

[spookyspacepixels]

Hey so I managed to get a very lucky run of Salmon Run for my first game today! First round is Mudmouths, second is Goldie hide and seek, and the last round is tornado.

If you got some friends who want to do an Eggsective level golden egg collectathon than here's the code! Have fun :] 🥚🌟

[milo-melon]

Mutuals reminder if you ever wanna friend me on switch just send a dm I could always use more holograms in my splatoon lobby

[sorelymisinken]

For those who want to suffer