#salad🥕

[fieriframes]

[🥕]

[helsingsing]

Literally how did this happened…😂

[achromatophoric]

Yoko: Is that a cafeteria pizza?

Bianca: Yup. I figure if I’m not eating a salad, they can’t do anything right in front of it.

Yoko: Huh. Not a bad id—

Wednesday: It’s YOUR fault we’ve been cursed!

Bianca/Yoko: 😒😒

Wednesday/Enid: *stumble into the Quad in a tangle of leafy limbs and crisp retorts*

Enid: What was I supposed to do, NOT slug that green witch bitch?

Bianca/Yoko: *watch as the roommates wrestle their way closer and closer to their table*

Wednesday: For the last time, she was no mere green witch. That was la Bruja de la Ensalada!

Enid: She could’ve been Elphaba for all I care! No one lays a hand on my mate and gets away with it!

Wednesday/Enid: *slam into Bianca’s table, shedding a shower of greenery before tumbling to the ground*

Wednesday: *muffled by the table* I had it handled!

Enid: Handled? I’ll show you handled!

Bianca/Yoko: 😑😬

*aggressive fumbling noises*

Bianca:

Bianca: They’re making out, aren’t they?

Yoko: *peeks over the table* Nope, they’re just—

Yoko:

Yoko: Never mind.

Bianca: *deeply exhausted sigh*

Yoko: Eh. At least you don’t have a salad, right?

Bianca:

Yoko: B? I said at least you don’t— *glances back* —have a… oh.

Bianca: 🥒🥕🥬🫩🥬🫜🫒

[724bees]

aubegine, cauliflower, red pepper green peoper, leek leek leek, cucumber, cherry tomati, salad of the iveberg variety, ruccila, kae, grapes, apple, pear, 🥕, annnd sundlower aeed🫶

[gallifreyinstituteforlearning]

🍜 Chomp Chomp with Myishu: WHO AM I!? Snack Edition

HELLO FOOD FRIENDS! 🌟🧠❓

Today we ask BIGGEST OF BIG QUESTION:

WHO AM ME?

Warrior?? Romantic?? Confused space traveller in food aisle?? ...OR SNACK MONSTER WHO JUST HUNGRY???

ME SAY: YES. ALL. YOU MULTITUDE.

So we cook TWO big tasty recipes to help you FIND SELF in SPOON.

Ready? Find whisk. Shout name into fridge. WE COOK NOW.

🎭 Mismatched Memory Mushroom Toast

YOU NEED:

🍄 2 cups mushrooms (shiitake = most drama, button = still okay friend) 🧄 2 garlics (Earth kind, less spicy than Martian garlic) 🌿 1 pinch thyme (fresh best, old thyme = like using ancient prophecy, still fine) 🧈 1 spoon butter (or oil, if butter make you weepy) 🍞 2 slices good bread (choose bread version of YOU) 🧀 Cheese? Optional. Goat? Blue? YOU DECIDE.

YOU DO:

🔥 Cook mushrooms + garlic + thyme in pan. Make smell of mystery. 🍞 Toast bread until brave. 🍄 Pile mushrooms on bread. Add cheese if you feel like cow inside. 🌀 Eat while staring into wall. Ask: 'Was I always like this?'

YOU SERVE:

Warm. Messy. With napkin and BIG personal crisis.

🌪️ Lost Timeline Layered Salad

YOU NEED:

🥬 Spinach handful (or leaf from local planet) 🥕 1 carrot, shredded like dream journal 🟣 ½ red onion, sliced like spiral of destiny 🧀 Feta or blue cheese—truth cheese. 🍇 Grapes (sweet past life) 🌰 Seeds or nuts (if you want crunch of fate)

FOR DRESSING:

🥄 1 spoon mustard (fire emotion) 🍯 1 spoon honey (sweet comfort) 🍋 Splash lemon (to scream softly) 🌌 1 spoon oil (glue of salad soul) 🧂 Salt & pepper (for seasoning AND mystery)

YOU DO:

🎨 Layer things in bowl. You are also layered. Salad is metaphor. 🥄 Mix dressing. Shake like timeline. 💫 Pour on top. Stir like inner self. 🍽️ Chew slow. Wonder if salad eating you back.

YOU SERVE:

In clear bowl, so truth cannot hide. Watch yourself through the salad.

🧠 FINAL TIP

If someone ask, 'what is that food?' say:

I AM BECOMING. WITH GRAPES.

Then vanish behind lettuce and reappear as someone new.

CHOMP CHOMP, YAY! 🎉🚀✨

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[burninface]

can you do the "right in front of my salad?!" one too?

sure, I put it in my daily sketch practice😏(and it's surprisingly sfw... right?)

I don't know who you want me to put in the salad eater position but I guess its Carl (although he doesn't look like someone who eats vegetables voluntarily, so I thought about Sandy too but s10e12 won) .

Also I watched the original film (no I didn't finished it cause its too cringe💀) and found the top has a tattoo in chinese on his left tricep, and it's funny that I have no idea what does that mean. Anyway I decided to give Ian one too and this one means "carrot"🥕

[ckret2]

I shall gift Bill a salad bc they are yummy :)

@gooseycantsleep asked: Then how about a chicken soup with spice and Stan-bread (ifykwim)?

Anonymous asked: Carrots 🥕

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[eat-healthyisgood]

Thai Inspired Avocado Salad 🥑🥕🥬 Crunchy + Tangy Veggies & Creamy Avocado slices + Zesty homemade Dressing = Unbelievable Combination!

While this Salad Dressing is practically drinkable (it's just *that* good!), 😋

Don't drink it, but instead double up the recipe and use it for other salads and vegetables! A GOOD dressing recipe adds a lot of flavor to everything!

Cabbage is a very underrated vegetable.

It's very LOW in calories, HIGH in nutrients and fiber. Definitely a vegetable that we should all be eating more of!

In terms of price per cup, a report by the Department of Agriculture (USDA) has shown cabbage to be the second most economical cooked vegetable in terms of price per edible cup. Yes! Grab you some next time you're out & about!

Cabbage is a cruciferous vegetable that increases the production of antioxidant and detoxification enzymes, and stimulates the production of liver cleansing; it actually helps your liver break down toxins so they can be more easily expelled, and it also has diuretic properties help rid your body of excess liquid, carrying toxins along with it

6-8 servings

Ingredients:

DRESSING:

juice of 2 fresh limes

zest of 1 lime

1 large bunch fresh cilantro leaves, stems removed

1 Tbsp raw honey, or pure maple syrup

1 Thai red chili pepper, seeded and chopped

3 fresh garlic cloves, peeled and halved

1/2 tsp sea salt

1/2 tsp ground pepper

2 Tbsps avocado oil, olive oil, or sesame oil

SALAD:

1 head Chinese or Napa cabbage, finely shredded

1/2 small head red cabbage, finely shredded

2 medium ripe avocados, peeled and sliced

1 cup shredded carrots

3 green onions, sliced on diagonal

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[yaoi-hate-machine]

🥒🥕🍅🥬<- the polycule if we were all vegetables

🥗<- the polycule if we got turned into a yummy salad

HELL YEAH

[flavorcraftrecipes]

Tofu and Vegetable Patties 🌱🥕

Ingredients 1 block (14 oz) firm tofu, drained and crumbled 1/2 cup breadcrumbs (or gluten-free breadcrumbs) 1/4 cup grated carrot 1/4 cup zucchini, grated and excess moisture squeezed out 1/4 cup corn kernels (optional) 1/4 cup finely chopped onion 2 cloves garlic, minced 2 tbsp soy sauce (or tamari for gluten-free) 1 tbsp sesame oil 1 tbsp nutritional yeast (optional, for a cheesy flavor) 1 tsp ground cumin 1/2 tsp smoked paprika Salt and pepper to taste Olive oil or vegetable oil (for frying) Instructions Prepare the Tofu:

Press the tofu to remove excess moisture, then crumble it into a large mixing bowl. Mix the Ingredients:

Add the breadcrumbs, grated carrot, grated zucchini, corn (if using), chopped onion, garlic, soy sauce, sesame oil, nutritional yeast (if using), cumin, smoked paprika, salt, and pepper to the crumbled tofu. Mix everything together until well combined. If the mixture is too wet, add a little more breadcrumbs until it's thick enough to hold together. Form the Patties:

Using your hands, form the tofu mixture into patties, about 2-3 inches in diameter and 1/2-inch thick. You should get about 8-10 patties. Cook the Patties:

Heat a tablespoon of oil in a large skillet over medium heat. Cook the patties in batches, frying for about 3-4 minutes on each side, until golden brown and crispy. Transfer the cooked patties to a paper towel-lined plate to drain excess oil. Serve:

Serve the tofu and vegetable patties warm with a side of vegan dipping sauce, on a bun with toppings, or alongside a fresh salad.

[woelfin-sheeps-clothing]

[stroopwaifey]

Victory Kitchen Log🥕

Week One Recap

This week in setting out to live like a 1940s homemaker with a purple walker and a gluten-free pantry…I crushed it.

What I used up this week:

• Frozen blueberries (RIP, little guys)

• Strawberry jam

• Greek yogurt

• The last boiled eggs (they were soldiers in many salads)

• GF chicken tenders

• GF pancake mix

• GF panko

Big wins:

• I made shrimp fried rice that actually slayed

• Created my own blueberry crumble recipe! (Though it needs work)

• Didn’t waste a single veggie, even the half-zucchini got its moment

• Kept my pre-diabetic dad in mind with Truvia-sweetened desserts (he loved them!)

Today’s Salvage Sunday Menu

• Breakfast: Steel-cut oats with raspberries + red bean paste + butter

• Lunch: Shrimp + Mexican cauliflower rice

• Dinner: carrot lentil patties and sweet potato mash

• Snack: melon +mozzarella + prosciutto

• Mood: soft, sacred, satisfied

I’m learning that salvaging food is about more than waste—it’s about reverence. About noticing what I have and letting it be enough. There’s power in leftovers. Grace in a salad made from scraps.

See you next Sunday, ration babes 👩‍🌾💅

We don’t just survive—we romanticize it 🍸💖

[headmates-for-you]

Based off bunnies/that aesthetic. Preferably (pastel) pink and blue. Some humans as well. 2 littles 💕

Thank you so much!

sorry this took a bit, we were struggling a little ^^' -🪓 and 🐝

Name(s): Snow

Age(s): 18

Pronouns: he/him, she/her

Gender(s): bigender

Orientation(s): panromantic asexual

TransID(s): transhuman, transnonhuman, transwhitehair

Source(s): brainmade

Paras: none

Emoji signoff: 💕❄️

Positive trigger(s): bunnies

Role(s): subsystem host

Faceclaim: 

Name(s): Pastel

Age(s): 15

Pronouns: he/him, bun/buns

Gender(s): bungender

Orientation(s): bi

TransID(s): transhuman, permasoft

Source(s): brainmade

Paras: autoaptophilia

Emoji signoff: 💕🎨

Positive trigger(s): painting

Role(s): subsystem protector, subsystem co-host

Faceclaim: 

Name(s): Cab

Age(s): 14

Pronouns: she/her

Gender(s): cisfemale

Orientation(s): straight

TransID(s): none

Source(s): brainmade

Paras: none

Emoji signoff: 💕🥬

Positive trigger(s): loves lettuce (salads or straight up)

Role(s): food alter, nonhuman

Faceclaim: 

Name(s): Prairie

Age(s): 20

Pronouns: they/them

Gender(s): nonbinary

Orientation(s): aroace

TransID(s): none

Source(s): brainmade

Paras: fictophilia

Emoji signoff: 💕🌾

Positive trigger(s): open fields

Role(s): protector

Faceclaim: 

Name(s): Honey

Age(s): 3-7

Pronouns: she/her

Gender(s): cisfemale

Orientation(s): straight

TransID(s): none

Source(s): brainmade

Emoji signoff: 💕🐣

Positive trigger(s): My Little Pony

Role(s): little

Faceclaim: 

Name(s): Angel

Age(s): 4-5

Pronouns: he/him

Gender(s): cismale

Orientation(s): bi

TransID(s): none

Source(s): brainmade

Emoji signoff: 💕🧸

Positive trigger(s): stuffed toy dogs

Role(s): little

Faceclaim: 

Name(s): Marino

Age(s): 13

Pronouns: he/him

Gender(s): cismale

Orientation(s): straight

TransID(s): none

Source(s): brainmade

Paras: consang

Emoji signoff: 💕🍠

Positive trigger(s): Marina, sweet foods

Role(s): autism holder, emotion holder

Other: twin of Marina, has human form he can choose to use in headspace

Faceclaim: 

Name(s): Marina

Age(s): 13

Pronouns: she/her

Gender(s): cisfemale

Orientation(s): straight

TransID(s): none

Source(s): brainmade

Paras: consang

Emoji signoff: 💕🥕

Positive trigger(s): Marino, savory foods

Role(s): autism holder, emotion holder

Other: twin of Marino, has human form she can choose to use in headspace

Faceclaim: 

Name(s): Ella Belle

Age(s): 19

Pronouns: soft/softs, she/her, shi/shim/shis/shiself

Gender(s): cisfemale

Orientation(s): lesbian

TransID(s): transhuman, transloved, permaloving

Source(s): brainmade

Paras: plushophilia

Emoji signoff: 💕🎀

Positive trigger(s): fronts with littles

Role(s): subsystem mother figure, adopter, little caretaker

Faceclaim: 

Name(s): Web

Age(s): 19

Pronouns: he/him, it/its, dark/darks

Gender(s): intersex male

Orientation(s): aromantic gay

TransID(s): transcisgender

Source(s): brainmade

Paras: unsure yet

Emoji signoff: 💕🌐

Positive trigger(s): horror conspiracy theories, analog horror deep dives

Role(s): negative emotion holder

Other: has human form he can choose to use in headspace

Faceclaim: 

Name(s): Cici

Age(s): 23

Pronouns: she/her

Gender(s): trans female

Orientation(s): lesbian

TransID(s): transgender

Source(s): brainmade

Paras: objectophilia

Emoji signoff: 💕🏳️‍⚧️

Positive trigger(s): testing outfits in mirrors

Role(s): dysphoria holder, dysmorphia holder

Other: has human form she can choose to use in headspace

Faceclaim: