#salad🥕

[fieriframes]

[🥕]

[helsingsing]

Literally how did this happened…😂

[724bees]

aubegine, cauliflower, red pepper green peoper, leek leek leek, cucumber, cherry tomati, salad of the iveberg variety, ruccila, kae, grapes, apple, pear, 🥕, annnd sundlower aeed🫶

[burninface]

can you do the "right in front of my salad?!" one too?

sure, I put it in my daily sketch practice😏(and it's surprisingly sfw... right?)

I don't know who you want me to put in the salad eater position but I guess its Carl (although he doesn't look like someone who eats vegetables voluntarily, so I thought about Sandy too but s10e12 won) .

Also I watched the original film (no I didn't finished it cause its too cringe💀) and found the top has a tattoo in chinese on his left tricep, and it's funny that I have no idea what does that mean. Anyway I decided to give Ian one too and this one means "carrot"🥕

[ckret2]

I shall gift Bill a salad bc they are yummy :)

@gooseycantsleep asked: Then how about a chicken soup with spice and Stan-bread (ifykwim)?

Anonymous asked: Carrots 🥕

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[flavorcraftrecipes]

Tofu and Vegetable Patties 🌱🥕

Ingredients 1 block (14 oz) firm tofu, drained and crumbled 1/2 cup breadcrumbs (or gluten-free breadcrumbs) 1/4 cup grated carrot 1/4 cup zucchini, grated and excess moisture squeezed out 1/4 cup corn kernels (optional) 1/4 cup finely chopped onion 2 cloves garlic, minced 2 tbsp soy sauce (or tamari for gluten-free) 1 tbsp sesame oil 1 tbsp nutritional yeast (optional, for a cheesy flavor) 1 tsp ground cumin 1/2 tsp smoked paprika Salt and pepper to taste Olive oil or vegetable oil (for frying) Instructions Prepare the Tofu:

Press the tofu to remove excess moisture, then crumble it into a large mixing bowl. Mix the Ingredients:

Add the breadcrumbs, grated carrot, grated zucchini, corn (if using), chopped onion, garlic, soy sauce, sesame oil, nutritional yeast (if using), cumin, smoked paprika, salt, and pepper to the crumbled tofu. Mix everything together until well combined. If the mixture is too wet, add a little more breadcrumbs until it's thick enough to hold together. Form the Patties:

Using your hands, form the tofu mixture into patties, about 2-3 inches in diameter and 1/2-inch thick. You should get about 8-10 patties. Cook the Patties:

Heat a tablespoon of oil in a large skillet over medium heat. Cook the patties in batches, frying for about 3-4 minutes on each side, until golden brown and crispy. Transfer the cooked patties to a paper towel-lined plate to drain excess oil. Serve:

Serve the tofu and vegetable patties warm with a side of vegan dipping sauce, on a bun with toppings, or alongside a fresh salad.

[woelfin-sheeps-clothing]

[eat-healthyisgood]

Thai Inspired Avocado Salad 🥑🥕🥬 Crunchy + Tangy Veggies & Creamy Avocado slices + Zesty homemade Dressing = Unbelievable Combination!

While this Salad Dressing is practically drinkable (it's just *that* good!), 😋

Don't drink it, but instead double up the recipe and use it for other salads and vegetables! A GOOD dressing recipe adds a lot of flavor to everything!

Cabbage is a very underrated vegetable.

It's very LOW in calories, HIGH in nutrients and fiber. Definitely a vegetable that we should all be eating more of!

In terms of price per cup, a report by the Department of Agriculture (USDA) has shown cabbage to be the second most economical cooked vegetable in terms of price per edible cup. Yes! Grab you some next time you're out & about!

Cabbage is a cruciferous vegetable that increases the production of antioxidant and detoxification enzymes, and stimulates the production of liver cleansing; it actually helps your liver break down toxins so they can be more easily expelled, and it also has diuretic properties help rid your body of excess liquid, carrying toxins along with it

6-8 servings

Ingredients:

DRESSING:

juice of 2 fresh limes

zest of 1 lime

1 large bunch fresh cilantro leaves, stems removed

1 Tbsp raw honey, or pure maple syrup

1 Thai red chili pepper, seeded and chopped

3 fresh garlic cloves, peeled and halved

1/2 tsp sea salt

1/2 tsp ground pepper

2 Tbsps avocado oil, olive oil, or sesame oil

SALAD:

1 head Chinese or Napa cabbage, finely shredded

1/2 small head red cabbage, finely shredded

2 medium ripe avocados, peeled and sliced

1 cup shredded carrots

3 green onions, sliced on diagonal

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[finniestoncrane]

💜🍴 Finnie's 1.5k Follower Event 🍴💚

CLOSED by health inspector

even though it felt like this took forever it really didn't because i've only been on here and writing for just over a year, and i'm so grateful that people still follow me despite my personality as a whole lmao, i wanted to do something silly and goofy so here's my prompt list for my milestone ;-; hello and welcome to the vill-inn, gotham's newest restaurant (and definitely 100% not a money-laundering front for nefarious rogue activity no sirree u-u) please come on in and peruse the menu and let us know what you want to eat!! send in your order + reader/insert gender/pronouns/genitals too! the restaurant is now closed as well as writing headcanons and drabbles, i'm also doing a little give away! so anyone who asks off anon (or not, check the specials menu below) i'll enter into a little silly draw for a 1k commission and pick 3 winners u-u 🔞minors dni🔞 • masterlist • kofi link • tag: finnie1500 (to follow or to block)

Hello, welcome to Vill-Inn, how will you be DIE-ning with us today?

Sit-In [drabbles/short fic]

Takeout [bullet-point/free form story/headcanon style]

Delivery [surprise me]

Great! Wonderful! What can I get you to drink? And don't say fear toxin! (I'm this close to quitting...) (pick 1)

Water [hurt/comfort]

Soda [angst]

Milkshake [fluff]

Signature Cocktail [smut/pwp]

Black Coffee [doesn't matter/surprise me]

And what will you be having for your MAIM course? (pick 1, feel free to specify the version)

Question Mark Shaped Nuggies [riddler]

Sushi Platter [penguin]

Pumpkin Ravioli [scarecrow]

Surf and Turf [two face]

Arroz con Pollo [bane]

Steak [victor zsasz]

Cucumber Sandwiches [mad hatter]

Garden Salad [poison ivy]

Gut Buster Burger [harley quinn]

Gazpacho [mr freeze]

Plain Noodles with Butter [john doe]

Gumbo [killer croc]

BBQ Platter [captain boomerang]

And what loyal side(kick)s are you having with that? (pick up to 4)

🍟 Regular Fries [waking up with them]

🧇 Waffle Fries [sex in a public place]

🍠 Sweet potato Fries [visiting them in Arkham/Blackgate]

➰ Curly Fries [only one bed]

🍁 Poutine [slow dancing]

🥔 Potato Skins [at a party]

🍕 Pizza Bites [tending to wounds]

🍗 Chicken Wings [confession/confessing feelings]

🍔 Sliders [exacting revenge]

🌭 Mini Dogs [hate/angry sex]

🍤 Popcorn Shrimp [hugs from behind]

🐔 Chicken Strips [oral sex/how they give and receive]

🍿 Cheese Popcorn [bite marks/marking kink]

🥒 Deep Fried Pickles [sloppy kisses]

🧅 Blooming Onion [being rejected]

🍘 Rice Crackers [choking]

🍞 Bread Rolls [blood play]

🧄 Garlic Bread [straddling]

🥖 Breadsticks [neck/wrist kisses]

🥪 Half Sandwich [giving/receiving praise]

🥣 Soup [argument]

🍜 Noodles [cuddles]

🍚 Steamed Rice [denial]

🦪 Oysters [rough sex]

🍣 Sushi Sampler [edging/orgasm denial]

🌽 Corn on the Cob [instructional masturbation]

🥕 Honey Glazed Carrots ["open your mouth"]

🥗 Green Salad ["do you need a hand?"]

🍅 Tomato Salad ["i have to go"]

🍏 Fruit Salad ["i shouldn't have to ask"]

🍆 Roasted Veg ["i've never done this before"]

🥦 Seared Broccoli ["i hate you"]

🧀 Cheese Platter ["it's too late"]

🍖 Meat Plate ["i've never wanted anything more"]

🍄 Sauteed Mushrooms ["do you want it rough or gentle?"]

🥑 Guacamole ["please don't leave"]

🥜 Toasted Peanuts ["i want to hear you"]

🥓 Bacon Bits ["i didn't say stop"]

💚 Specials Menu 💚

I'm Here For A Blind Date [tell me a bit about yourself and i'll do a character pairing for who you're having lunch with]

Can I Get A Seat At the Buffet? [i don't have an idea/want to ask off anon, but i want to be included in the draw - this message won't be answered]

thanks for visiting, and please feel free to tip your wait staff 💜

[hikarinotenshiarts]

Then I thought of this situation (thanks to you who took the time to read this)

🍼

I thought of this situation where Seri would be helping Palutena in the kitchen (those two idiots who don't even know how to fry an egg) and well Palutena needs baby carrots🥕🥕 for the salad so she asks her So she asks Seri to get her a rejuvenation potion to make the carrots small. But Pit arrives shouting🗣️‼️‼️ that there is a threat in the overworld And well Seri jumps🫨 and the potion somehow falls on her😑 And well, what was expected is that she begins to shrink and Pit and Palutena panic

Pit: LADY PALUTENA, WE KILL SERI!!!!🗣️🗣️

Palutena slaps him to calm him down

Palutena: No...but...oh My...she became a baby👶🏻

Well Palutena tries to wet baby Seri with water like vegetables but it doesn't work since the potion doesn't come off, and she's a human, not a vegetable...But the good thing is that the effect ends in 24 hours :3

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[headmates-for-you]

Based off bunnies/that aesthetic. Preferably (pastel) pink and blue. Some humans as well. 2 littles 💕

Thank you so much!

sorry this took a bit, we were struggling a little ^^' -🪓 and 🐝

Name(s): Snow

Age(s): 18

Pronouns: he/him, she/her

Gender(s): bigender

Orientation(s): panromantic asexual

TransID(s): transhuman, transnonhuman, transwhitehair

Source(s): brainmade

Paras: none

Emoji signoff: 💕❄️

Positive trigger(s): bunnies

Role(s): subsystem host

Faceclaim: 

Name(s): Pastel

Age(s): 15

Pronouns: he/him, bun/buns

Gender(s): bungender

Orientation(s): bi

TransID(s): transhuman, permasoft

Source(s): brainmade

Paras: autoaptophilia

Emoji signoff: 💕🎨

Positive trigger(s): painting

Role(s): subsystem protector, subsystem co-host

Faceclaim: 

Name(s): Cab

Age(s): 14

Pronouns: she/her

Gender(s): cisfemale

Orientation(s): straight

TransID(s): none

Source(s): brainmade

Paras: none

Emoji signoff: 💕🥬

Positive trigger(s): loves lettuce (salads or straight up)

Role(s): food alter, nonhuman

Faceclaim: 

Name(s): Prairie

Age(s): 20

Pronouns: they/them

Gender(s): nonbinary

Orientation(s): aroace

TransID(s): none

Source(s): brainmade

Paras: fictophilia

Emoji signoff: 💕🌾

Positive trigger(s): open fields

Role(s): protector

Faceclaim: 

Name(s): Honey

Age(s): 3-7

Pronouns: she/her

Gender(s): cisfemale

Orientation(s): straight

TransID(s): none

Source(s): brainmade

Emoji signoff: 💕🐣

Positive trigger(s): My Little Pony

Role(s): little

Faceclaim: 

Name(s): Angel

Age(s): 4-5

Pronouns: he/him

Gender(s): cismale

Orientation(s): bi

TransID(s): none

Source(s): brainmade

Emoji signoff: 💕🧸

Positive trigger(s): stuffed toy dogs

Role(s): little

Faceclaim: 

Name(s): Marino

Age(s): 13

Pronouns: he/him

Gender(s): cismale

Orientation(s): straight

TransID(s): none

Source(s): brainmade

Paras: consang

Emoji signoff: 💕🍠

Positive trigger(s): Marina, sweet foods

Role(s): autism holder, emotion holder

Other: twin of Marina, has human form he can choose to use in headspace

Faceclaim: 

Name(s): Marina

Age(s): 13

Pronouns: she/her

Gender(s): cisfemale

Orientation(s): straight

TransID(s): none

Source(s): brainmade

Paras: consang

Emoji signoff: 💕🥕

Positive trigger(s): Marino, savory foods

Role(s): autism holder, emotion holder

Other: twin of Marino, has human form she can choose to use in headspace

Faceclaim: 

Name(s): Ella Belle

Age(s): 19

Pronouns: soft/softs, she/her, shi/shim/shis/shiself

Gender(s): cisfemale

Orientation(s): lesbian

TransID(s): transhuman, transloved, permaloving

Source(s): brainmade

Paras: plushophilia

Emoji signoff: 💕🎀

Positive trigger(s): fronts with littles

Role(s): subsystem mother figure, adopter, little caretaker

Faceclaim: 

Name(s): Web

Age(s): 19

Pronouns: he/him, it/its, dark/darks

Gender(s): intersex male

Orientation(s): aromantic gay

TransID(s): transcisgender

Source(s): brainmade

Paras: unsure yet

Emoji signoff: 💕🌐

Positive trigger(s): horror conspiracy theories, analog horror deep dives

Role(s): negative emotion holder

Other: has human form he can choose to use in headspace

Faceclaim: 

Name(s): Cici

Age(s): 23

Pronouns: she/her

Gender(s): trans female

Orientation(s): lesbian

TransID(s): transgender

Source(s): brainmade

Paras: objectophilia

Emoji signoff: 💕🏳️‍⚧️

Positive trigger(s): testing outfits in mirrors

Role(s): dysphoria holder, dysmorphia holder

Other: has human form she can choose to use in headspace

Faceclaim:

[thestudentfarmer]

Seed saving succes!

I posted awhile ago about carrots I let go to seed this last season. I finally got round to doing the full seed cleaning, a small germination test and wanted to share on that.

Below, the heads when I finally pulled them, I did clip the heads from the stems and placed them in an open storage bin.

To be quite honest I set it aside and forgot about it for awhile. Day to day and all that. Thankfully the corner I set them in was well undisturbed save for a few spiders when I got back to them.

Still a lil bit 'stick'y but it's as filtered as I can get currently. I'll be looking into some sort of seives to make harvesting seed easier in the future.

Interestingly enough, when separating some of the junk, the seeds got a sort of perfume-yness to them? It was very pleasant.

I took the corn out to handle later, but the cleaned out carrot flowerheads I tossed them in the chicken compost area so any missed seeds would get enjoyed by either the girls or the wild birds and the remaining stems and sticks'll get composted before long.

Did a germination test on the counter to see if the effort was worth it.

Way more germination than I expected! 🥳 very much worth it!

Here's the seed bag, I expect there is still a chunk of chuff/junk that didn't seperate well but it weighed 9 oz. (gallon size ziplock) I'd feel okay saying mayby 5-7 oz seed from seed saving this year. Even at low end of 5 oz that's still pretty good :)

I think I'll keep half and sort the other half among some friends and family as gifts, and donate to the local seed library nearest to me.

And if opportunity arises I'll do the same with the next carrot grow :) they were pretty easy (aside from toppling so much), the pollinators loved them, they were beautiful plants and we can use every part of them as well which is a win win all around 🏆

They were from hybrids of rainbow x nantes carrots. Some got long (but not many, I have shallow soil) they did get nice and fat though and we enjoyed quite a bit of salad, pesto and pretty flowers thanks to them this last grow season.

🥕🌱 Happy Homesteading 🌱🥕

9.21.2023

[not-easily-conquered]

🥕🥦🌽🍅🍠🥒🧀🥓

Have a salad, mutuals