#saitama vs goku

[homo-arsonist]

Me and the gang arguing again. Need more opinions

[thepuff09]

Ok I’m sorry but I gotta put an end to the Saitama vs Goku arguments.

Goku had to power up to way past his current limit, and scream his nuts off, in order to shake a universe about half as big as the normal ones.

Saitama fist bumped a dude, and shook a normal universe. He wiped out stars.

It’s just not a contest. At MOST it would make Saitama have fun.

And before anyone says “Ui DoDgEs SaItAmA” no it don’t. Ui can only dodge up to a certain speed, which ol’ Baldy can easily surpass.

[carma-tjol]

god gives his toughest battles (being an opm fan with an ounce of media literacy) to his strongest soldiers (this lesbian who had to endure a real life convo about power scaling goku vs saitama after getting shot down trying to say literally anything else abt the series)

[itsupermanti]

This sounds SO accurate!🤣

Superman vs Goku: 20 pages of two grown men playing Tag. Eventually Batman and King Kai convince them to stop.

Superman vs Naruto: 30 pages of the deepest therapy you've ever read. Absolutely beautiful. Words cannot describe the healing.

Superman vs One-Punch Man: Just a bunch of 4-panel comics about the differences between Clark Kent's Midwestern and Saitama's Japanese hospitality. There is at least one section where both go into the same grocery store with the exact same grocery list, while the store is running low on stock.

[paitanthspot]

Me vs... Goku, Superman, Homelander and Saitama.

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Goku in his base form has human vulnerability. His reflexes are also human.

Shake his hand before the fight and use the opportunity to strike.

He will succumb to the poison.

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Superman is powered by sunlight.

Create a local darkness field around him.

He will eventually weaken from starvation.

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Homelander is strong but not invulnerable.

He can be penetrated on thin regions of skin.

Go to whisper in his ear and inject poison into his veins on the inflow to brain using the thin skin behind the ear.

They may have planned ahead and regularly dosed themselves with anti-toxin, so use the taipan's ability to repurpose toxins by consuming large quantities of extremely spicy food.

They may stop the taipan venom, but the cepacian from the spice has no antidote, and will cause an inflammation that will disable brain function and make him functionally braindead.

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Pai can't hurt Saitama, but Saitama can hurt Pai.

Pai can use shadows to regenerate, which will just make her a punching bag for Saitama's normal punches.

If punched into space, by a special punch, the darkness will regenerate her.

Just like ground dragon, i can see her choosing to retire.

[dc-megatournament]

A Master List of fighters in the “Batman vs Everyone” tournament so far

If a character isn't listed here, they haven't been submitted.

List of the Fights Already Posted (in Alphabetical Order)

Amazing Man/Will Everett

Ambush Bug/Irwin Schwab

Animal Man/Buddy Baker

Ant-Man/Hank Pym

Aquaman/Arthur Curry

Arsenal/Roy Harper

Avatar Aang

Azrael/Jean Paul Valley

Aztek/Uno

Barbie

Batgirl/Cassandra Cain

Batman Beyond/Terry McGinnis

Batwing/David Zavimbe

Beetlejuice

Ben Tennyson

Big Barda/Barda Free

Big Hero 6 (Hiro Hamada, Baymax, GoGo Tomago, Honey Lemon, Fred, Wasabi No Ginger)

Black Canary/Dinah Laurel Lance

Black Cat/Felicia Hardy

Black Lightning/Jefferson Pierce

Black Orchid/Susan Linden

Black Panther/T’Challa

Blade/ Eric Brooks

Blue Beetle/Jaime Reyes

Blue Beetle/Ted Kord

Blue Devil/Dan Cassidy

Booster Gold/Michael Jon Carter

Bucky Barnes

Buffy Summers

Bugs Bunny

Captain America/Sam Wilson

Captain America/Steve Rogers

Captain Atom/Nathaniel Adam

Captain Cold/Leonard Snart

Captain Jack Sparrow

Captain Marvel/Billy Batson

Captain Marvel/Carol Danvers

Cassie Hack

Catwoman/Selina Kyle

Citizen Steel/Nathan Heywood

Cosmo and Wanda

Cyblade/Dominique Thiebaut

Cyborg/Victor Stone

Deadman/Boston Brand

Deku/Izuku Midoriya

Detective Chimp/Bobo T. Chimpanzee

Doctor Doom/Victor Von Doom

Doctor Fate/Kent Nelson

Doctor Fate/Khalid Nassour

Doctor Fate/Linda Strauss

Doctor Light/Kimiyo Hoshi

Donald Duck

Dr. Mid Nite/Charles McNider

Dracula (Castlevania)

Echo/Maya Lopez

Eda Clawthorne

Elektra Natchios

Elsa

Emma Frost

Etrigan/Jason Blood

Finn & Jake

Fire/Beatriz da Costa

Firestorm/Jason Rusch

Firestorm/Ronnie Raymond

Ghost Rider/Johnny Blaze

Godiva/Dorcas Leigh

Godzilla

Goku

Green Arrow/Connor Hawke

Green Arrow/Oliver Queen

Green Goblin/Norman Osborn

Green Lantern/Jessica Cruz

Green Lantern/John Stewart

Green Lantern/Kyle Rayner

Green Lantern/Simon Baz

Hatsune Miku

Hawkgirl/Kendra Saunders

Hawkman/Katar Hol/Carter Hall

Hawkwoman/Shayera Hol/Shiera Hall

Heather (TDI)

Hellboy

Hulk/Bruce Banner

Human Torch/Johnny Storm

Huntress/Helena Bertinelli

Invincible/Mark Grayson

Invisible Woman/Sue Storm

Iron Man/Tony Stark

Jade/Jennifer-Lynn Hayden

Jenny Wakeman/XJ-9

Jerry (Tom & Jerry)

Jesse Quick/Jessie Chambers

Jessica Jones

Jim Gordon

John Constantine

John Wick

Katana/Tatsu Yamashiro

Kim Possible

Ladybug/Marinette Dupain-Cheng & Cat Noir/Adrien Agreste

Light Yagami

Lobo

Luke Cage

Luke Skywalker

Madame Mirage/Angela Temple

Madame Xanadu

Magik/Illyana Rasputin

Man-Bat/Dr. Robert Kirkland Langstrom

Manhunter/Kate Spencer

Mario & Luigi

Martian Manhunter/J’onn J’onnz

Maxima

Megatron

Metamorpho/Rex Mason

Mighty Morphin Power Rangers (Jason Lee Scott, Zack Taylor, Kimberly Ann Hart, Billy Cranston, Trini Kwan, Tommy Oliver)

Mister Miracle/Scott Free

Mon-El/Lar Gand

Monkey D Luffy

Moon Knight/Marc Spector

Mr. Rogers

Ms Marvel/Kamala Khan

Mystery Inc (Fred, Daphne, Velma, Shaggy, Scooby)

Nightwing/Dick Grayson

Nimona

Oracle/Barbara Gordon

Orion

Percy Jackson

Phantom Stranger

Pikachu

Pink Panther

Plastic Man/Patrick "Eel" O'Brian

Powergirl/Kara Zor L/Karen Starr

Powerhouse/Naomi McDuffie

Queen Hippolyta

Red Hood/Jason Todd

Red Tornado/Ulthoon

Regina George

Rick Grimes

Robin/Damian Wayne

Robin/Tim Drake

Rocket Red/Dmitri Pushkin

Rocket Red/Gavril Ivanovich

Rogue/Anna Marie LeBeau

Sailor Moon/Usagi Tsukino

Saitama

Sanderson Sisters (Winifred, Mary, Sarah)

Sara Pezzini

Sharon Carter

She-Hulk/Jennifer Walters

Snoopy & Woodstock

Sogeking/Usopp

Sonic the Hedgehog

Spawn/Al Simmons

Spider-Man/Miles Morales

Spider Woman/Jessica Drew

Spoiler/Stephanie Brown

Squirrel Girl/ Doreen Green

Star Butterfly

Starfire/Koriand’r

Starman/Mikaal Tomas

Star Sapphire/Carol Ferris

Steven Universe

Stitch/Experiment 626

Storm/Ororo Munroe

Strawberry Shortcake

Supergirl/Kara Danvers/Kara Zor-El

The Atom/Ray Palmer

The Bride/Beatrix Kiddo

The Crow/Eric Draven

The Cullens (Carlisle, Esme, Edward, Jasper, Rosalie, Alice, Emmett)

The Darkness/Jackie Estacado

The Doctor

The Flash/Jay Garrick

The Flash/Wally West

The Punisher/Frank Castle

The Question/Renee Montoya

The Warner Siblings

Thor

Troia/Donna Troy

Vampirella

Vibe/Cisco Ramon

Vixen/Mari McCabe

Walter White

Wasp/Janet Van Dyne

Wolverine/James “Logan” Howlett

Wolverine/X-23/Laura Kinney

Wonder Woman/Nubia

Word Girl/Becky Botsford

Zheng Shang-Chi

Fights That Have Yet to Be Posted (also in Alphabetical Order)

Alfred Pennyworth

Alphonse Elric 

Amy Rose

Angus MacGyver

Artemis

Atom Smasher/Albert Rothstein

Baldi

Batman/Jace Fox

Batwing/Luke Fox

Batwoman/Kate Kane

Beast/Hank McCoy

Bingo Heeler 

Black Widow/Natasha Romanoff

Bluebird/Harper Row

Bluey Heeler

Captain Kirk

Crazy Jane

Cybersix

Danny Phantom

Daredevil/Matt Murdock

Darwin

David Haller

Dolly Parton

Edward Elric

Element Woman/Emily Sung

Ellie (TLoU)

Elongated Man/Ralph Dibny

Elric of Melninbone

Elsa Bloodstone

Enchantress/June Moone

Eva-02

Ezio Auditore

Flamebird/Bette Kane

Gabby Kinney

Geo-Force/Brion Markov

Giovanni Zatara

Green Lantern/Guy Gardner

Green Lantern/Hal Jordan

Grumpy Bear

Gundam Aerial

Gwen Tennyson

Gypsy/Cynthia Reynolds

Hawkeye/Clint Barton

Hello Kitty

Hua Cheng

Ice/Tora Olafsdotter

Iceman/Bobby Drake

Ichigo Kurosaki 

Jar Jar Binks

Jean Grey

Joel Miller (TLoU) 

Jubilee/Jubilation Lee

Katara 

Katsuki Bakugou

Kirby

Kisuke Urahara

Lan Wangji

Link

Luo Binghe

Mariah Carey 

Max Tennyson

May Chang

Mickey Mouse

Midnighter

Mizu

Mr Fantastic/Reed Richards

Naruto Uzamaki 

Nightcrawler/Kurt Wagner

Nightshade/Eve Eden

Obsidian/Todd Rice

Odysseus

Onyx Adams

Optimus Prime 

Ozymandias

Phineas & Ferb

Plastique/Bette Sans Souci

Power Puff Girls

Prodigy/David Alleyne

Puss in Boots

Raven

Ryu (Street Fighter)

Sally Jackson

Santa Claus 

Scar (FMA)

Shade, the Changing Man/Rac Shade

Shen Qingqiu

She-Ra/Adora

Solid Snake

Spectrum/Monica Rambeau

Spider-Man/Peter Parker

Stan Pines

Stargirl/Courtney Whitmore

Steel/John Henry Irons

Superman/Clark Kent/Kal El

Swamp Thing/Alec Holland

Terezi Pyrope

The Atom/Ryan Choi

The Flash/Barry Allen

The Pope 

The Question/Vic Sage

The Ray/Ray Terrill

The Shredder

The Signal/Duke Thomas

The Thing/Ben Grimm

Tigress/Artemis Crock

TMNT (Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, Michelangelo)

Toph Beifong

Ultraman

Uncle Iroh

Velvet Crowe

Wei Wuxian

Winry Rockbell 

Wonder Woman/Diana Prince

Xie Lian

Yami Yugi

Zatanna Zatara

[saltydkdan]

Hello Salt man! You seem like an unhinged enough weeb for this question:

I’m going to be the president of the anime club in my highschool this year and have no fucking idea what I should do for activities and shit.

Any ideas? If not, that’s perfectly fine too!

(Also thank you for reblogging my Peppy drawing it made my day ^^)

No problem! I loved the art

I think it’s pretty obvious for an Anime club to watch Anime, however that shit is basic, and I have some unhinged ideas.

Trivia (the least unhinged)

—Make a trivia game on PowerPoint, or on Kahoot that feature questions based on various popular anime. Get specific and weird for the harder questions.

Anime Debate Club

—(be careful with this one because depending on the group it may get heated lol)

—At the end of a meeting, choose to random anime characters

—Tell members that they can pick sides on which of the two would win in a fight, then between meetings, bring together their arguments for why, they have to have actual citation and examples of the character’s powers, or reference specific canon material

—Bonus points if one of the debate teams puts together a PowerPoint slideshow on a character’s power set, or the other characters weaknesses

—Have a judge award points for valid arguments, but have them be cracked out of their minds about it (For example, awarding points to “Comedy” characters, like if an Osumatsu-San character surviving a Ki blast could be funny? That’s a point towards them. LMAO)

NOTES: Obviously the characters chosen cannot be Goku, Vegeta, Saitama, or in general overpowered characacters. Also, having completely fucking insane match ups, or wildly specific match ups is recommended. Like Bobobo VS Dio Brando from Jojo. Or General Tao from Dragon Ball VS Gojo.

If the fight is extremely one sided, just make a list of all the ways that one side would fucking dominate because that shit is fucking funny LOL.

Weekly Book Club but for anime

—This isn’t really “unhinged” but I recently did a manga book club with friends weekly and it was super cool to meet up and discuss the chapters of a particular series and such

—You can do this for anime and assign a set number of episodes, OR do manga and provide a way to read it online

—Rotate out series every so often so people don’t feel like they’re focusing all their attention to a single series the entirety of the year

—This could be a fun thing to do casually between meetings and to talk about a little at the start

Pitch your favorite

—Have people make a short presentation on PowerPoint to pitch their favorite series that’s 3-5 minutes each, or whatever depending on how many people you have

—If you wanna make it funny make it so they HAVE to include both Pros, AND Cons about it. (Like for One Piece: PRO would be the amazing worldbuilding, and a CON would be that Oda cannot draw women)

Make an Epic OC

—Force people to design OCs for a specific series for that week. If they can draw and want to, they can draw them. If they can’t draw? Make it a stick figure, or a shitty drawing a child would make. And have them make a small write up about the character and their powers.

—This can easily be taken seriously, or just have them make an overpowered self insert, all of it is fine

Anyway that’s all my ideas! Hope this helps or inspires some of your own unhinged ideas

[punkitt-is-here]

I watched the Goku vs Saitama vod and it makes me so fucking sad knowing that the perception of what dragon ball is about is these fucking powerscaling idiots.

Like, you dont even know that Hit exists so that Goku could ASK HIM YO TRY AND ASSASSINATE HIM so he could have a good fight. That shit is so funny. Dragon Ball RULES and yet these people are concerned with if Goku and Saitama would kill each other.

And as a consequence it prevents folks like you from seeing the fun parts of it all bc it’s buried under these idiots.

Besides, Goku and Saitama would be buddies. If they fought at all it’d be for fun…

Funniest stream of all time LMAO. Im home for the holidays and apparently I freaked out my parents reading out some of the comments WOOPS

[kiyooriu]

as someone who hasn’t watched a lot of anime but witnesses a Lot of anime fandom happenings on the daily, i love richie lipschitz and i wanna know what he’s like in the fandoms he’s a part of.

like does he indulge in the powerscaling shit? does he genuinely argue about goku vs saitama? does he think both of those sides are stupid because they’re from diff universes and it’ll be hard to measure? does he think both sides are stupid because he believes saiki could solo both of them?

does he secretly love magical girl animes but is too embarrassed to talk about it? does he defend it with his whole heart and hate anyone who says it’s for little girls? has he ever panicked because he forgot to plan his halloween costume months ahead and just decided to put on a white shirt and carry around a chair and say he dressed up as “shinji posing”?

did he ever get into vocaloid? does he laugh at anyone who doesn’t understand hatsune miku leek references? did he love miku binder thomas jefferson and go “omg it’s me” at it? did he have an osu phase? did he ever try to make 8bit music of anime openings?

did he write sasunaru fanfics and post them on wattpad and get at least thousand reads? did he ever participate in the down horrendous tweeting for nanami when that one episode (where he grabs someone by their ponytail) came out? does he know about the (and i mean this in the best way possible) monstrosity that is “Dear Eren Hansen”?

did he ever watch bunny girl senpai for the horny but end up really liking the plot? who’s his favorite from quintessential quintuplets? (i’m guessing nino)

does he watch sports anime? if he did, was it for the actual sport or because it’s very Gay? i’m guessing the second one has he watched sk8 the infinity? did he look at random green and pink objects together and go “oh my god matchablossom in the wild”? did he headcanon reki as trans because he kinned him? did he watch haikyuu and fall in love with iwaizumi hajime (27) athletic trainer? did he cry scream and throw up at “we are the protagonists of the world”? did he read in another life and call up pete and ruth saying his life was over and would never be the same?

i will never know the answer to any of these and i’m very upset about it so i thank grace for having sex with a ghost

[weird-anime-thumbnails]

What If One Punch Man Fought Goku? from IMOTO

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i wonder if power-scalers will ever realize that putting saitama in serious fights is pointless. he's a gag character. one-punch man's whole gimmick is that he defeats everyone with just one punch. he runs on different rules. of course he's gonna solo goku.

saitama always wins... UNLESS its funnier if he loses.

what im saying is that people aren't thinking big enough. we need to start making videos about one punch man vs the animaniacs instead. i know they could obliterate him.

[weeb-polls-with-pip]

Autistic Anime Boys Round 2 Matchups!

Side A

L Lawliet (Death Note) VS Gohan (Dragon Ball Z)

Haruka Sakurai (MILGRAM) VS Seto Kaiba (Yu-Gi-Oh!)

Umetarou Nozaki (Monthly Girls’ Nozaki-kun) VS Taisei Yoshida (Assassination Classroom)

Itona Horibe (Assassination Classroom) VS Light Yagami (Death Note)

Sunny (Omori) VS Kaworu Nagisa (Neon Genesis Evangelion)

Yu Narukami/Souji Seta (Persona 4) VS Kiyotaka Ishimaru (Danganronpa)

Near/Nate River (Death Note) VS Mash Burnedead (Mashle: Magic and Muscles)

Edward Elric (Fullmetal Alchemist) VS Rui Kamishiro (Project Sekai)

Monkey D. Luffy (One Piece) VS Yuusuke Kitagawa (Persona 5)

Hitoshi-san (Nyan~ Neko Sugar Girls) VS Wakatoshi Ushijima (Haikyuu!!)

Kamille Bidan (Mobile Suit Zeta Gundam) VS Subaru Mikazuki (My Roommate is a Cat)

Natural Harmonia Gropius (Pokémon) VS Giorno Giovanna (Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure)

Laios Touden (Dungeon Meshi) VS Touma Akechi (The Disastrous Life of Saiki K.)

Gon Freecss (Hunter x Hunter) VS Senkuu Ishigami (Dr. Stone)

Ash Ketchum (Pokémon) VS Shichirou Balam (Welcome to Demon School! Iruma-kun)

Shintarou Kisaragi (Kagerou Project) VS Takashi Natsume (Natsume’s Book of Friends)

Side B

Haruka Nanase (Free!) VS Takeo Gouda (My Love Story!)

Kim Dokja (Omniscient Reader’s Viewpoint) VS Roronoa Zoro (One Piece)

Sig (Puyo Puyo) VS Yugi Mutou (Yu-Gi-Oh!)

Legoshi (Beastars) VS Doppo Kunikida (Bungou Stray Dogs)

Kusuo Saiki (The Disastrous Life of Saiki K.) VS Nagito Komaeda (Danganronpa)

Yotasuke Takahashi (Blue Period) VS Misumi Ikaruga (A3!)

Miles Edgeworth (Ace Attorney) VS Ren Mihashi (Big Windup!)

Ranpo Edogawa (Bungou Stray Dogs) VS Masayoshi Hazama (Samurai Flamenco)

Jotaro Kujo (Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure) VS Sora Harukawa (Ensemble Stars)

Miles “Tails” Prower (Sonic X) VS Kabane Kusaka (Kemono Jihen)

Tenya Iida (My Hero Academia) VS Tetsuya Kuroko (Kuroko no Basket)

Goku (Dragon Ball) VS Shinichi Kudou/Conan Edogawa (Detective Conan)

Gin Ibushi (Your Turn to Die) VS Akihiko Sanada (Persona 3)

Loid Forger (Spy x Family) VS Sabro Sabnock (Welcome to Demon School! Iruma-kun)

Apollo Justice (Ace Attorney) VS Saitama (One Punch Man)

Langa Hasegawa (Sk8 the Infinity) VS Yusei Fudo (Yu-Gi-Oh! 5Ds)

[averinna]

We should make cross over friendship as popular and common in fandom than stuff like "Goku vs Saitama"

[shadow-coolness]

It always “Goku Vs Superman” this or “Saitama vs *insert anime character here*” that but what we should be talking about is who would win against between these 2…

The Juggernaut Bitch!

The Avatar of Cyttorak

Unstoppable(unless facing magic)

weak to psychic powers when helmet is removed

eyes can be cut

Can be knocked unconscious by a strong enough force

cannot be stopped

one of the most powerful beings in the Marvel universe

infinite stamina

took all five X-Men, Professor X, the X-Mansion's defenses and the Human Torch to defeat Juggernaut the first time

A skilled tactician and fairly good at diplomacy

Was in the army

Healing Factor on par with Wolverines

Was reduced to a skeleton and still kept fighting

doesn't age,eat,sleep, feel fatigue or breathe

fueled by pure anger and rage

Not even Thor and Hulk can deal with him for long

Took a mystic blast from Mjolnir and only slowed down for a bit

Can punch through dimensions

Can create new helmets

Could only be killed be a brain aneurysm

Vs

Doomsday the monster that killed Superman

Almost unkillable and if he is killed he’ll just come back stronger and unaffected by whatever killed him last time

Defeated all of the Justice League of America

Killed Superman

Darkseid is afraid him(so is basically everyone else)

Can extend his spikes and reel in who they impale

Can breath fire

A feral rampaging monster

can regenerate from any trace of him

Faster then Flash

Can outrun Superman and Darkseid

If his bone spikes are broken he feels immense pain

does not require air, water, or food

Has no vital organs

Doesn’t feel fatigue

Can imbue spikes with toxin

electronic manipulation

Ultimate Lifeform

Can absorb solar energy

Only focused on killing

So…

[adacatlovelace]

My definitive answer to every and all "Could X character beat Saitama" is "Only if its funnier if Saitama loses"

Goku? No contest. Wouldn't be funny if the legendary superpowered superfighter beat him.

Light Yagami? Would absolutely misspell Saitama's name and Saitama would somehow touch the death note by complete accident because Light winning wouldn't be funny

Bugs Bunny? Would absolutely be a foil to Saitama. Beats Saitama while wearing an old timey boxing outfit.

Spongebob? Saitama could use a full force punch on him and it would send Spongebob's face flying through space and time but then it would just snap back like stretched rubber and he'd be fine with a dumb smile on his face

A totally normal 5 year old girl with no superpowers whatsoever? Would DEMOLISH Saitama. (It would probably play out EXACTLY like Olivia vs Saxton Hale in the Team Fortress 2 comics)

This can also be applied the reverse way for characters who tend to be comedic punching bags if its funnier if THEY lose

Daffy Duck: Sees Bugs Bunny beat Saitama, gets cocky and tries it, immediately gets erased from existence.

Elmur Fudd: Saitama landed on him while fighting Bugs

Squidward: This is actually a toss up. Could think he's winning but it turns out Saitama just never noticed him until the end. Or something could happen that leads to Squidwards victory but leaves him a smouldering pile of injured tentacles (Because occasionally Squidward wins but he's never able to enjoy it)

Patrick: Either wins by a long shot or gets reduced to atoms with no in between

[the-girl-who-didnt-smile]

"Big Papa" Legba vs. The Entire Animespace

You can probably count on one hand the number of Hazbin Hotel fans who give a shit about powerscaling, but Big Papa (as in, my Hazbin Hotel OC) is unbelievably fun to powerscale. In normal powerscaling, it’s like a one-on-one matchup between two busted-ass characters, but with Big Papa you almost always have to powerscale this guy against armies of busted-ass characters. 

This is how I think the fight between “Big Papa” Legba and every character in all of anime goes:

Big Papa claps his hands three times. Everyone is now dead. There are only three men left standing: Saitama (One Punch Man), Goku (Dragon Ball), and “Big Papa” Legba (Hazbin Hotel). 

These men - these gods of anime - establish the ultimate rock-paper-scissors of powerscaling. Saitama beats Goku, “Big Papa” beats Saitama, and Goku beats “Big Papa”.

“Big Papa” vs Saitama

This is one of the best matchups. Saitama gets completely fucked on.

Big Papa could vaporize Saitama just by winking at him, but he’s too mischievous to do that. Instead, he baits him with his avatar. Saitama delivers the most insane punch you’ve ever seen in your life to the jazziest jazzman to ever jazz. But the jazzman isn’t actually what “Big Papa” is. Saitama just punched nothing. He punched through thin air. 

Big Papa’s Battle IQ is so high that he immediately knew that Saitama’s power activates when his fist makes contact with you. So he just moved all of his magic out of three dimensional space, making it impossible for Saitama to make contact with him. Now Saitama is standing so close to the palms of Big Papa’s hands. He is basically standing right on top of the center of attack of “CROSSROADS!!”

He’s gets completely fucked on. I don’t care how fast Saitama is. He could literally have INFINITE speed and he still fucking dies to “CROSSROADS!!” It’s completely impossible to dodge that attack when you’re standing that close to the center!

Saitama gets clapped by “Big Papa”. This is how One Punch Man ends.

“Big Papa” vs Goku

Goku is the most broken anime character of all time because I think he’s the only thing in the entire animespace that beats “Big Papa”.

This is how this goes: In Round 1, “Big Papa” vaporizes Goku by just winking at him. He could probably kill him by clapping his hands three times, but to be on the safe side he just winks at him. Goku is dead as all fuck. But Goku has the most bullshit power ever.

Goku’s actual power is that whenever he dies, he can resurrect himself, and when he resurrects himself he just gains the power to defeat whatever killed him in the first place.

So after “Big Papa” kills his ass, Goku just comes back with Super Saiyan GDS. When he activates Super Saiyan GDS, his hair turns rainbow. “GDS” stands for “Gary D. Stu.” He’s literally just Gary D. Stu now. He just resurrected himself with the special power of “I can beat “Big Papa” Legba now”. 

I guess there’s nothing that Big Papa can do against that. He loses against Goku D. Gary D. Stu.