#saitama vs goku

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No u don't understand-

[thepuff09]

Ok I’m sorry but I gotta put an end to the Saitama vs Goku arguments.

Goku had to power up to way past his current limit, and scream his nuts off, in order to shake a universe about half as big as the normal ones.

Saitama fist bumped a dude, and shook a normal universe. He wiped out stars.

It’s just not a contest. At MOST it would make Saitama have fun.

And before anyone says “Ui DoDgEs SaItAmA” no it don’t. Ui can only dodge up to a certain speed, which ol’ Baldy can easily surpass.

[carma-tjol]

god gives his toughest battles (being an opm fan with an ounce of media literacy) to his strongest soldiers (this lesbian who had to endure a real life convo about power scaling goku vs saitama after getting shot down trying to say literally anything else abt the series)

[arts-by-omar]

My Upcoming drawing battles

Rhinoceros rex vs Lizzie the unbreakable

Night feeder vs quiet place monster

Brightburn vs gohan

Doomslayer vs devilman

Gomora vs godzilla

Killing bites vs pickle from baki the grappler

Goku black vs superboy prime

Doomsday vs scp 682

Goku vs saitama

[itsupermanti]

This sounds SO accurate!🤣

Superman vs Goku: 20 pages of two grown men playing Tag. Eventually Batman and King Kai convince them to stop.

Superman vs Naruto: 30 pages of the deepest therapy you've ever read. Absolutely beautiful. Words cannot describe the healing.

Superman vs One-Punch Man: Just a bunch of 4-panel comics about the differences between Clark Kent's Midwestern and Saitama's Japanese hospitality. There is at least one section where both go into the same grocery store with the exact same grocery list, while the store is running low on stock.

[paitanthspot]

Me vs... Goku, Superman, Homelander and Saitama.

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Goku in his base form has human vulnerability. His reflexes are also human.

Shake his hand before the fight and use the opportunity to strike.

He will succumb to the poison.

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Superman is powered by sunlight.

Create a local darkness field around him.

He will eventually weaken from starvation.

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Homelander is strong but not invulnerable.

He can be penetrated on thin regions of skin.

Go to whisper in his ear and inject poison into his veins on the inflow to brain using the thin skin behind the ear.

They may have planned ahead and regularly dosed themselves with anti-toxin, so use the taipan's ability to repurpose toxins by consuming large quantities of extremely spicy food.

They may stop the taipan venom, but the cepacian from the spice has no antidote, and will cause an inflammation that will disable brain function and make him functionally braindead.

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Pai can't hurt Saitama, but Saitama can hurt Pai.

Pai can use shadows to regenerate, which will just make her a punching bag for Saitama's normal punches.

If punched into space, by a special punch, the darkness will regenerate her.

Just like ground dragon, i can see her choosing to retire.

[saltydkdan]

Hello Salt man! You seem like an unhinged enough weeb for this question:

I’m going to be the president of the anime club in my highschool this year and have no fucking idea what I should do for activities and shit.

Any ideas? If not, that’s perfectly fine too!

(Also thank you for reblogging my Peppy drawing it made my day ^^)

No problem! I loved the art

I think it’s pretty obvious for an Anime club to watch Anime, however that shit is basic, and I have some unhinged ideas.

Trivia (the least unhinged)

—Make a trivia game on PowerPoint, or on Kahoot that feature questions based on various popular anime. Get specific and weird for the harder questions.

Anime Debate Club

—(be careful with this one because depending on the group it may get heated lol)

—At the end of a meeting, choose to random anime characters

—Tell members that they can pick sides on which of the two would win in a fight, then between meetings, bring together their arguments for why, they have to have actual citation and examples of the character’s powers, or reference specific canon material

—Bonus points if one of the debate teams puts together a PowerPoint slideshow on a character’s power set, or the other characters weaknesses

—Have a judge award points for valid arguments, but have them be cracked out of their minds about it (For example, awarding points to “Comedy” characters, like if an Osumatsu-San character surviving a Ki blast could be funny? That’s a point towards them. LMAO)

NOTES: Obviously the characters chosen cannot be Goku, Vegeta, Saitama, or in general overpowered characacters. Also, having completely fucking insane match ups, or wildly specific match ups is recommended. Like Bobobo VS Dio Brando from Jojo. Or General Tao from Dragon Ball VS Gojo.

If the fight is extremely one sided, just make a list of all the ways that one side would fucking dominate because that shit is fucking funny LOL.

Weekly Book Club but for anime

—This isn’t really “unhinged” but I recently did a manga book club with friends weekly and it was super cool to meet up and discuss the chapters of a particular series and such

—You can do this for anime and assign a set number of episodes, OR do manga and provide a way to read it online

—Rotate out series every so often so people don’t feel like they’re focusing all their attention to a single series the entirety of the year

—This could be a fun thing to do casually between meetings and to talk about a little at the start

Pitch your favorite

—Have people make a short presentation on PowerPoint to pitch their favorite series that’s 3-5 minutes each, or whatever depending on how many people you have

—If you wanna make it funny make it so they HAVE to include both Pros, AND Cons about it. (Like for One Piece: PRO would be the amazing worldbuilding, and a CON would be that Oda cannot draw women)

Make an Epic OC

—Force people to design OCs for a specific series for that week. If they can draw and want to, they can draw them. If they can’t draw? Make it a stick figure, or a shitty drawing a child would make. And have them make a small write up about the character and their powers.

—This can easily be taken seriously, or just have them make an overpowered self insert, all of it is fine

Anyway that’s all my ideas! Hope this helps or inspires some of your own unhinged ideas

[punkitt-is-here]

I watched the Goku vs Saitama vod and it makes me so fucking sad knowing that the perception of what dragon ball is about is these fucking powerscaling idiots.

Like, you dont even know that Hit exists so that Goku could ASK HIM YO TRY AND ASSASSINATE HIM so he could have a good fight. That shit is so funny. Dragon Ball RULES and yet these people are concerned with if Goku and Saitama would kill each other.

And as a consequence it prevents folks like you from seeing the fun parts of it all bc it’s buried under these idiots.

Besides, Goku and Saitama would be buddies. If they fought at all it’d be for fun…

Funniest stream of all time LMAO. Im home for the holidays and apparently I freaked out my parents reading out some of the comments WOOPS

[kiyooriu]

as someone who hasn’t watched a lot of anime but witnesses a Lot of anime fandom happenings on the daily, i love richie lipschitz and i wanna know what he’s like in the fandoms he’s a part of.

like does he indulge in the powerscaling shit? does he genuinely argue about goku vs saitama? does he think both of those sides are stupid because they’re from diff universes and it’ll be hard to measure? does he think both sides are stupid because he believes saiki could solo both of them?

does he secretly love magical girl animes but is too embarrassed to talk about it? does he defend it with his whole heart and hate anyone who says it’s for little girls? has he ever panicked because he forgot to plan his halloween costume months ahead and just decided to put on a white shirt and carry around a chair and say he dressed up as “shinji posing”?

did he ever get into vocaloid? does he laugh at anyone who doesn’t understand hatsune miku leek references? did he love miku binder thomas jefferson and go “omg it’s me” at it? did he have an osu phase? did he ever try to make 8bit music of anime openings?

did he write sasunaru fanfics and post them on wattpad and get at least thousand reads? did he ever participate in the down horrendous tweeting for nanami when that one episode (where he grabs someone by their ponytail) came out? does he know about the (and i mean this in the best way possible) monstrosity that is “Dear Eren Hansen”?

did he ever watch bunny girl senpai for the horny but end up really liking the plot? who’s his favorite from quintessential quintuplets? (i’m guessing nino)

does he watch sports anime? if he did, was it for the actual sport or because it’s very Gay? i’m guessing the second one has he watched sk8 the infinity? did he look at random green and pink objects together and go “oh my god matchablossom in the wild”? did he headcanon reki as trans because he kinned him? did he watch haikyuu and fall in love with iwaizumi hajime (27) athletic trainer? did he cry scream and throw up at “we are the protagonists of the world”? did he read in another life and call up pete and ruth saying his life was over and would never be the same?

i will never know the answer to any of these and i’m very upset about it so i thank grace for having sex with a ghost

[btnclmrttn]

This how that fight started

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What If One Punch Man Fought Goku? from IMOTO

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i wonder if power-scalers will ever realize that putting saitama in serious fights is pointless. he's a gag character. one-punch man's whole gimmick is that he defeats everyone with just one punch. he runs on different rules. of course he's gonna solo goku.

saitama always wins... UNLESS its funnier if he loses.

what im saying is that people aren't thinking big enough. we need to start making videos about one punch man vs the animaniacs instead. i know they could obliterate him.

[weeb-polls-with-pip]

Autistic Anime Boys Round 2 Matchups!

Side A

L Lawliet (Death Note) VS Gohan (Dragon Ball Z)

Haruka Sakurai (MILGRAM) VS Seto Kaiba (Yu-Gi-Oh!)

Umetarou Nozaki (Monthly Girls’ Nozaki-kun) VS Taisei Yoshida (Assassination Classroom)

Itona Horibe (Assassination Classroom) VS Light Yagami (Death Note)

Sunny (Omori) VS Kaworu Nagisa (Neon Genesis Evangelion)

Yu Narukami/Souji Seta (Persona 4) VS Kiyotaka Ishimaru (Danganronpa)

Near/Nate River (Death Note) VS Mash Burnedead (Mashle: Magic and Muscles)

Edward Elric (Fullmetal Alchemist) VS Rui Kamishiro (Project Sekai)

Monkey D. Luffy (One Piece) VS Yuusuke Kitagawa (Persona 5)

Hitoshi-san (Nyan~ Neko Sugar Girls) VS Wakatoshi Ushijima (Haikyuu!!)

Kamille Bidan (Mobile Suit Zeta Gundam) VS Subaru Mikazuki (My Roommate is a Cat)

Natural Harmonia Gropius (Pokémon) VS Giorno Giovanna (Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure)

Laios Touden (Dungeon Meshi) VS Touma Akechi (The Disastrous Life of Saiki K.)

Gon Freecss (Hunter x Hunter) VS Senkuu Ishigami (Dr. Stone)

Ash Ketchum (Pokémon) VS Shichirou Balam (Welcome to Demon School! Iruma-kun)

Shintarou Kisaragi (Kagerou Project) VS Takashi Natsume (Natsume’s Book of Friends)

Side B

Haruka Nanase (Free!) VS Takeo Gouda (My Love Story!)

Kim Dokja (Omniscient Reader’s Viewpoint) VS Roronoa Zoro (One Piece)

Sig (Puyo Puyo) VS Yugi Mutou (Yu-Gi-Oh!)

Legoshi (Beastars) VS Doppo Kunikida (Bungou Stray Dogs)

Kusuo Saiki (The Disastrous Life of Saiki K.) VS Nagito Komaeda (Danganronpa)

Yotasuke Takahashi (Blue Period) VS Misumi Ikaruga (A3!)

Miles Edgeworth (Ace Attorney) VS Ren Mihashi (Big Windup!)

Ranpo Edogawa (Bungou Stray Dogs) VS Masayoshi Hazama (Samurai Flamenco)

Jotaro Kujo (Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure) VS Sora Harukawa (Ensemble Stars)

Miles “Tails” Prower (Sonic X) VS Kabane Kusaka (Kemono Jihen)

Tenya Iida (My Hero Academia) VS Tetsuya Kuroko (Kuroko no Basket)

Goku (Dragon Ball) VS Shinichi Kudou/Conan Edogawa (Detective Conan)

Gin Ibushi (Your Turn to Die) VS Akihiko Sanada (Persona 3)

Loid Forger (Spy x Family) VS Sabro Sabnock (Welcome to Demon School! Iruma-kun)

Apollo Justice (Ace Attorney) VS Saitama (One Punch Man)

Langa Hasegawa (Sk8 the Infinity) VS Yusei Fudo (Yu-Gi-Oh! 5Ds)

[averinna]

We should make cross over friendship as popular and common in fandom than stuff like "Goku vs Saitama"

[shadow-coolness]

It always “Goku Vs Superman” this or “Saitama vs *insert anime character here*” that but what we should be talking about is who would win against between these 2…

The Juggernaut Bitch!

The Avatar of Cyttorak

Unstoppable(unless facing magic)

weak to psychic powers when helmet is removed

eyes can be cut

Can be knocked unconscious by a strong enough force

cannot be stopped

one of the most powerful beings in the Marvel universe

infinite stamina

took all five X-Men, Professor X, the X-Mansion's defenses and the Human Torch to defeat Juggernaut the first time

A skilled tactician and fairly good at diplomacy

Was in the army

Healing Factor on par with Wolverines

Was reduced to a skeleton and still kept fighting

doesn't age,eat,sleep, feel fatigue or breathe

fueled by pure anger and rage

Not even Thor and Hulk can deal with him for long

Took a mystic blast from Mjolnir and only slowed down for a bit

Can punch through dimensions

Can create new helmets

Could only be killed be a brain aneurysm

Vs

Doomsday the monster that killed Superman

Almost unkillable and if he is killed he’ll just come back stronger and unaffected by whatever killed him last time

Defeated all of the Justice League of America

Killed Superman

Darkseid is afraid him(so is basically everyone else)

Can extend his spikes and reel in who they impale

Can breath fire

A feral rampaging monster

can regenerate from any trace of him

Faster then Flash

Can outrun Superman and Darkseid

If his bone spikes are broken he feels immense pain

does not require air, water, or food

Has no vital organs

Doesn’t feel fatigue

Can imbue spikes with toxin

electronic manipulation

Ultimate Lifeform

Can absorb solar energy

Only focused on killing

So…

[adacatlovelace]

My definitive answer to every and all "Could X character beat Saitama" is "Only if its funnier if Saitama loses"

Goku? No contest. Wouldn't be funny if the legendary superpowered superfighter beat him.

Light Yagami? Would absolutely misspell Saitama's name and Saitama would somehow touch the death note by complete accident because Light winning wouldn't be funny

Bugs Bunny? Would absolutely be a foil to Saitama. Beats Saitama while wearing an old timey boxing outfit.

Spongebob? Saitama could use a full force punch on him and it would send Spongebob's face flying through space and time but then it would just snap back like stretched rubber and he'd be fine with a dumb smile on his face

A totally normal 5 year old girl with no superpowers whatsoever? Would DEMOLISH Saitama. (It would probably play out EXACTLY like Olivia vs Saxton Hale in the Team Fortress 2 comics)

This can also be applied the reverse way for characters who tend to be comedic punching bags if its funnier if THEY lose

Daffy Duck: Sees Bugs Bunny beat Saitama, gets cocky and tries it, immediately gets erased from existence.

Elmur Fudd: Saitama landed on him while fighting Bugs

Squidward: This is actually a toss up. Could think he's winning but it turns out Saitama just never noticed him until the end. Or something could happen that leads to Squidwards victory but leaves him a smouldering pile of injured tentacles (Because occasionally Squidward wins but he's never able to enjoy it)

Patrick: Either wins by a long shot or gets reduced to atoms with no in between