#sage post

[sburbian-sage]

what are your thoughts on obama

would he have fixed the economy

i mean he didnt even have a chance because sburb happened like RIGHT after

do you think hes dead

or maybe he played sburb and is still out there

do you think if i replay enough i can meet obama

if it ever happens do you think i can get him to adopt me

1. He was charismatic and did some good things, but he was still a liberal at the end of the day, instead of a based and redpilled follower of the immortal science of marxism-dumbfuckism or whatever. He totally bitched out at the end by "going high" and not stopping McConnell from doing his tricky scheme with the Supreme Court, which helped set the stage for The Bad Things that would follow.

2. & 3. Did you know there are hundreds of planets where Obama never existed, hundreds more where he never became president, and hundreds more where his term as president concluded before SBURB happened? There are a lot of Obamas in the universe. Some guy posted a joke image of him as a USSR leader with a scar and said "this was my Obama", and everyone told him to fuck off. He probably was shitposting or posting politics bait, but also that could have been real for all we know.

4. Yes.

5. No.

6. No???

7. We're one or two steps removed from calling a politician "mommy" or "daddy", and once you do that we have to euthanize you.

[ditzy-guy]

Sorry for not “Liveblogging” enough I got medicated

[lemontongues]

shoutout to slow growers, late bloomers, people whose plans got derailed by circumstances beyond their control or their own choices, people who never had a plan to begin with, people who have had to start over when theyre too old to feel like theyre supposed to be where they are, people who cant pretend theyre built for the environment theyre in, and everyone who's not living the life they thought they would. im proud of you for making it this far and i hope you keep going until youre happy ♡

[orchidbreezefc]

i made a variant of [link: two cakes] to illustrate a related principle

[supd00dle]

ORIGINAL BY PK_DRAWS_40

[punk--alien]

my friends and i have been obsessed with this garfield edit for years now. we send it to our little friend server nearly every friday

but we later started making our own edits for various occasions, like holidays. we never really shared them outside our friend group but i decided the world needs to see them

i have more (one is slightly nsft but not really) + template tools available here in case anyone wants to make their own!

EDIT: added ID in alt text!

[loves4ge]

texting them when you're drunk !

incl. gojo satoru, toji fushiguro, inumaki toge

the drunk texting style is inspired by my friend 🙏

[vileviale]

I’ve noticed most names have a counterpart like this so I wanna see how many people actually have this

Edit: unisex names count as a no

Another edit: I meant feminine and masculine instead of opposite genders sorry slip of the cis brain

[mossytrashcan]

Have you seen my son? Have you seen my beautiful boy?

bonus close up

[our-bisexual-experience]

Y’know what? Shoutout to all the people in the LGBTQIA+ community that can’t be out of the closet because they would quite literally die if they were. Shoutout to them.

[feyres-divorce-lawyer]

father says this is harrow

what does this mean😭

[sburbian-sage]

Addendum to the sex post (I like talking about it as much as you like reading about this). I realized after posting that one could read the post as being "arrogant" due to taking an authoritative stance on a difficult subject in spite of the fact that I am but one bitch, or that my obvious free-floating disdain for the subject makes me an inherently unreliable source.

In the interest of humility, I've decided to take these criticisms to heart. So in order to represent my democratic ideals, and to ensure some level of objectivity on the subject, I've decided to scour the Replayernet for all posts related to this subject. Once I've collected this data, it will allow me to synthesize the most well-backed, "true" authoritative statement on the morality of having sex in SBURB.

Coincidentally, I've already done so. The following two statements are not only the most common stance people take, they can be considered the most objectively true. Please adopt these as your moral axioms and internalize them as soon as possible.

Sexuality is inherently immoral. If you even THINK about h*lding h*nds with somebody else, you go to hell before you die.

Despite the above, one exception exists. It's considered always morally correct to bang this person, and indeed many people have already done so. This person happens to be Your Mother.

[e-vay]

I finally got around to expanding on Aurora and Sage's friendship a little more. This was so much fun, I couldn't stop once I started! I'm going to tag all posts regarding them with #luminescentladies since they both glow!

Sonic Frontiers Spoilers: Yes, Sage does end up being good in the end. BUT she's still the daughter of THE Dr. Robotnik! So her villainous side comes out from time to time ;)

[ivipl1]

this is Sage! They're the "human" disguise/form of the Change God, and take Loop's role in my ISAT au where Mirabelle is the one looping!

Here she is btw

[orchidbreezefc]

ok. years have passed and we've had some distance, so i'm finally gonna take the leap of faith that tma fandom is finally ready to hear me on this. let's talk about tannins.

161 was the first tma episode i heard on early release, and i felt the bit where martin declines wine and cites tannins was pretty obvious in its implications. cool, got it, say no more.

imagine my surprise when i was one of maybe three people i saw read between the lines there, in a fandom famous for red stringing--a fandom that immediately caught the much less obvious thread of ignition sources in the same episode. i'll spell it out: alcohol is an issue for martin.

maybe it just felt obvious because addiction is a pet issue for me--as it is for jonny, who has said everything he writes is filtered through a lens of addiction. i don't know if that's due to his own experience or a loved one's, and i won't speculate; i also don't know if martin personally struggled with drinking or just avoids it for fear he would, but alcohol would fit what we know of his family. his dad walking out and his mum spiralling into bitter wallowing and verbal abuse? i'd bet one or both of them drank, yeah.

on a basic level martin tries to decline alcohol, and that alone should have raised eyebrows given what we know of martin and, again, a fandom that dissects everything. we already knew martin "K" blackwood lied about his personal life and his family in particular, especially pre-canon, which is when this flashback took place. i was shocked that everyone took his flimsy excuse at face value with no further questions.

and the excuse is flimsy. martin turns down wine by--nervously--exclaiming tannins are "a proven headache trigger!" which sounds like trivia from a magazine cover and not the words of someone who actually has headaches--and it hasn't come up before or since. jon, confused, points out that tea, a drink martin consumes to a degree that is memetic both in- and out-of-universe, also contains tannins, and martin squawks a panicked, "what?!"

if tannins are enough of a concern for martin that he knew they're in wine and so avoids it, why didn't he know they're in his drink of choice? why does he still drink tea at the time of canon, and why doesn't he struggle with constant headaches from consuming 'a proven headache trigger' day in and day out? why, indeed, would someone avoid wine and not tea?

when sasha insists martin drink he caves and agrees to 'just a drop'. i imagine him pouring it in a plant, which admittedly he could have done if tannins really were the issue. i will say that i, for one, would be less likely to falsely agree to something that makes me physically ill than to a private issue that i'd rather not be pressed on any further. this scene also establishes martin's birthday was an ice cream party instead of the more traditional visit to a pub.

also, this scene was in the first episode of the final season, as one of three flashbacks that could have been to any pre-canon event in the archives. prime narrative real estate. not really time one would waste on establishing the important character context that martin has... headaches. which never comes up before or after, even regarding the week he spent in spiral town. but you know what is pretty crucial character background...?

it felt like a no-brainer, and yet all i saw was h/c fluff about jon attending to martin's headaches. and i hate feeling bitter about disability representation. i want folks with chronic headaches to feel seen and have fluffy escapist fantasies. i don't want to be mad about people portraying a character with a disability. but, guys? you got the wrong disability. jonny sent a clear message, and it went over fandom's head.

[ningadudexx]

born to be a sacrifice ^_^ forced to go wsg gang :3

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can you guys tell i rewatched a silent voice... festival scene got me like 😹😹😹😿😹😹😹😿😹😿😿😿😿😿😿