#sad post fo today

[kholoodpals]

I am writing to you today with my heart filled with sadness. We are living in very difficult circumstances. The siege has intensified and prices have doubled beyond the ability to bear. Even flour has become an unattainable wish. Today in my house there is not even a kilo of flour. Tomorrow is the first day of Eid al-Adha, the holiday in which everyone is supposed to eat sacrificial meat, but the prices we cannot afford.

I am asking you to donate what u can donate There are some basic necessities that I cannot provide

Please, everyone who reads this, do not let it go unnoticed. If you can donate even 5, donate what you can as well. Post for others to see.

Don’t leave us alone 🙏

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[flshsticks]

Pair!: knight!nate Jacob’s x prince!ftmReader

A/n: here’s a fic since I’m feeling a bit sad today and I just wanna post at least something and I had this in my drafts for a while..

Warnings: ass slapping, rimming, hair pulling, creampie, top Nate, bottom reader, gay. Idk if this is how he act but I tried my best?? Mention of pregnancy

Pronounces: he/him

[Requests open!!]

You swore you were gonna cry. Your parents are arranged you to marry some random prince you’ve never met?? You didn’t even know anything about her. Who he was what he was. Or what he did, is he ugly or is he hot? Not like that would make you marry her. Looking in the mirror with sad puppy eyes. Sighing You got changed in some pjs. Opening your door slightly to peek at the hot guard who was talking to a butler. You couldn’t lie but you had a bit of a crush on him..what was the guards name though?? Nathan? Ew no dosent suit him..Norway? No that’s a country idiot..oh Nate!! God he was so handsome to just be a lousy knight. You had only seen his face and only parts of his body like his hands..ok that’s it. Honestly you wished you’ve seen every crevice of his body. OK NOT IMPORTANT.! But seriously. You’ve had a massive crush on him ever since you met him. You’d think about him at night and would shove a huge dildo in your sweet tight pussy every night just thinking of him. Moaning his name and biting into your pillows to hide your whimpers. Everytime you would pass him you’d feel something warm in your belly grow. You then decided to finally talk to him instead of stalking him.

Opening the door to your room and closing it. You slowly shuffle beside him and tap his iron shoulder. He turns around and stiffens “y-your highness! What brings you here at night?” He says you just smile at him. “Just wanted to see how my favourite knight has been..?” You said tracing the patterns in his armour. Blushing he stutters with his words and expressions. “I-I..I’m fine..” you grabbed his hand and caressed your thumb over it. It caught him off guard, staring down at you. “Do you want to go somewhere..quiet?.” You replied. “I’m sorry I shouldn’t leave my po-..you know what? Yeah..I’d like to.” Grabbing his arm you lead him inside your room. Locking it. “So..why do you need me in here fo-“ he suddenly gets pulled in a heated kiss. At first he was hesitant but then he closed his eyes and started roughly kissing you back. Tongues smashing into each other saliva mixing and spit running down both your guys chins. He started groping your fat ass. Kneading it like dough and squeezing it likes it his own personal royal stress toy. You begin to remove every part of his armour. Taking his chest plate off and the others. The metal clanking on the floor when they got dropped. Just a pile of iron on the ground. Nate pushed you onto your king sized bed and got ontop of you. “Is this too much?..you are getting married tomorrow..” you didn’t care and kissed him again. “I don’t care..” he shrugs. Ripping off your clothes and pants. He spreads your legs and starts spreading your pussy, he licks his lips. Spitting on to your sweet pink clit.

His tongue diving in to you. Lickin up all the juices from your pussy. Your pussy was so sweet it was like eating candy. Moaning and pulling on his hair. “Mm..be a good boy and moan for me..” your eyes rolled to the back of your head. Back arching, feet curling, his cock grows hard from the moans and whines bouncing off the walls of your room. He stops and grips onto your hair. “Open your mouth and stick out your tongue..” you obeyed and stuck out your tongue. He spits on your tongue and you happily swallowed it. He smacks his huge cock on your cheek. It was way bigger than the dildos you had. And way bigger than your head. It made you anxious but so excited. You started sucking on his tip licking up all the precum and smearing it on his slit. He groans and lets go of your hair. And you start to deepthroat his giant cock down your throat with ease. “No gag reflex- ngh! You must be..popular with the guys.” He said smirking down to you. too busy worshiping his cock you get his dick wet and slippery. His loud groan could be heard across the hall. When you were done getting his cock ready for your pussy you lay face down ass up ready for his massive cock to abuse both holes. He spreads your pussy and slowly inserts half his cock in before slamming completely in. He lets out a deep groan feeling how your pussy squeezes and gets so tight when he enters. You moans getting louder than before. He starts thrusting in and out. Feeling how slippery your pussy got from just a few thrusts. He moans quietly. Slapping your ass and admiring how the fat flesh jiggles from just a tiny smack. He slaps it again and again. You yelped from every spank. He smiles and cobtinues to slam into you.

His thusting begins to get very hard. Gripping onto your hair as a handle for him. One hand gripping your hair and another on your ass. Squeezing the round flesh and playing with it. A few hours go by and you have already cummed about 5 or 6 times. Your juices getting all over your expensive fluffy sheets but you couldnt care right now. You were too focused on nates huge angry cock. He starts panting like a dog. Sweat starting too running down his chin and dripping down onto your back. Your legs giving out for the fith time already, shaking and begging for a break. And your pussy burning up like an oven, Nate’s thrusts begin to get sloppy and very messy. He stops and was about to pull out but you tightened on him. “Cum inside please.." you whined. He hesitates but does it anyways. " you want be to breed you hm?.. " you get more excited and nod. He starts thrusting again and moans. " fucking take my load slut!" he says groaning as he finally cums in you. Filling you fully making sure to get every last bit of his cream in you. The thought of you walking around with hid babies just sloshing around in your big belly. Speaking of big belly your belly was so big from the cum. It looked lime you were already pregnant.

Nate kissed your forehead. Pushing a buttplug to make sure all his cum wouldnt gush out and splash onto the ground. Some of his cum dripping down your thighs. He licks your thighs up. Licking the cum off your thighs. Getting some cum with his finger, he shoves his finger in your mouth for you to lick it all up.

He lays down beside you and brings you close. “You know we can’t be together..” he said looking at you. “We can’t just run away together!” You said he just smiled and kissed you. “Maybe we could..let’s just see what I can do..we can’t run away together and live somewhere far..far away..”.

A/n: (Yay I’m done!! Maybe I’ll make another story based on this but I think I might disappear for another week or two..we will see!!)

[inchidentally]

hey new landoscar! (sorry tum mobile is being weird so I have to c&p into a new post)

so as per usual, Lando went straight to Max F for support and has been gaming w him - Max even made a little statement to chat and fans in general about how he just wanted Lando to totally forget the race and relax and be distracted:

🧵fray_f1

as far as Oscar, we truly do not get coverage or report of the downtime they spend together! we get mentions of it occasionally or if they're somewhere that other ppl take videos or photos then we see those. but Oscar is an intensely private person and his off-duty time with Lando is included in that.

we know they spent at least part of the night after the race in Vegas last year together and considering that Oscar basically couldn't sleep (he said he rarely can after races) and ended up scrolling a bunch of Lando-related content and left some likes/comments until the early hours - and with Lando being extremely groggy/weak/achy from his crash and hospital visit, a theory some of us have had is that the "shared commiserations" was possibly mutual support rotting in one of their hotel rooms. (side note, Oscar wasn't told until after doing press about the aftermath of Lando's crash.

so that's a solid precedent of them being able to help each other out with these disappointments, especially since Lando had not just Max F there at the same hotel but also Ria and Aarava. so it's not like Oscar was helping out in place of other friends!

but while it's anyone's guess how much or often they spend time together after these mixed/bad races, I do have to point out the group photo

where they omitted the board with Oscar's name and podium position, put Andrea in the middle with the trophy, arranged the Sprint plaques around them while Oscar sat off to the side so that everything looked equal between the two of them. like. whoever's idea that all was, what we saw from Oscar was extreEMELY mellow/subdued about that podium (just a few sad dribbles from his champagne bottle aslsalfjah) and made a hasty exit. even down to the very calm head pats and high fives of the little group from his garage in parc ferme. McLaren didn't force Lando into a post race video and did no real media at all - and all of this Oscar, as always, is happy willing and in some cases fully complicit in doing <3<3

tbh the fact that he's never made Lando or his relationship with Lando a part of his own personal PR (and vice versa) is all part of this easing up on the immense pressure placed on Lando's shoulders ever since McLaren's trajectory hit a sudden and rapid upward trend. the PR load placed on Lando has always been bordering on exploitative of him being a people-pleaser and the suggestion that he's this non-stop party person who is seen as up for any kind of media or publicity... when he simply is not. the little something we've all noticed (and some people are mad or upset about) since pre-season this year where Lando has a calm and self-preservation type reserve sometimes is him learning that an increase in status and success does NOT need to be paid for with giving away any more of himself than he does. Max F has been mirroring that a lot in their streams when he draws firm boundaries during his streams!

but back to today's post-race content: it's nothing to do with giving Lando special treatment, it's acknowledging - as Oscar himself said before they were even teammates- that expectations for Lando are set extraordinarily high and will remain so compared to Oscar for a very long time. and let's remember that Oscar doesn't have to be aware or considerate of any of that !! he could just do his own thing and expect to be treated as any driver would be after a podium! it would not be wrong to view his own career and performance and celebration as separate from his teammate's so long as he isn't rubbing it in or being inconsiderate!

but Lando is special and unique and the stakes for him remain higher for many reasons, not just fighting for second in the WDC! Oscar knows that! Oscar is a good person whose kindness and affection glows softly in the ways he is consistently considerate and knows when to not force something and to be a quiet observant presence who can give people space to determine what they need! it's why literally almost every race weekend has him supplying the word Lando needs or helping him with the GCSE knowledge Lando missed out on bc of being poached so young - and simply the way he stands that little bit behind during press and media and watches Lando rather than letting his gaze and mind wander.

and as someone who knew Max before knowing Lando, if what Lando needs is to escape everything McLaren and F1 related - even Oscar - and return to just being a mate who plays Tarkov, then we know Lando will never have to worry about what that might mean to Oscar or how it will affect him bc it won't. Lando needs to do what makes him feel safe and okay and I don't think it's reaching at all to say Oscar will have a good concept of what that is <3

[rru-na]

Hey there! I decided to start writing sometimes cuz it seems fun:3 I hope you all will have fun reading my posts! Sorry for mistakes if i made any!

This is an Xlov reaction kinda post, with the title:

How would they hug you!

Its gender neutral reader x xlov as much as i could make it g/n!

Wumuti!

He was a little shy at the start but if you saw him hugging haru, you’d realise that you’d be in for the same clinginess in no time. He loves holding you close to his chest and putting his chin on the top of your head. If he is a bit moody and sad he would bend down a bit and hide his face in your neck so he can calm down and ease the pain he feels.

You heard the front door slam open, and a pouty Wumuti walked into the living room where you sat watching your favourite show. "Hm? What's wrong Muti? Are you okay?" you asked him while patting the space next to you. "Just tired. I couldn't do an important dance part no matter how hard i tried. I took me out too badly i fear." he said while he sat down to your right. You opened your arms to offer him a warm hug, andhe immediately snuggles into your neck, holding your waist as he did so. "Are you feeling better already?" you asked, patting his head and twirling his slightly longer hair around your fingers. "A lot better." he answered smiling into your neck.

Rui!

He’s the type of person that needs more time to get comfortable with other people, including you. He would be distant with physical touch, but it doesn't mean he doesn't love you. He would yap to you like his life depended on it everyday and smile whenever you talk about things you are interested in. After a while he would collect all the bravery in him and go fo that deserved hug.

Rui waited for you to finish the dishes. Rui sulked as he waited for you to finish the dishes. he wasn’t sat here by choice, you’d told him to sit so he didn’t tire himself out anymore than he already had despite his efforts to help. He waited for you patiently so you can go and talk about your day. He thought you were in the kitchen for too long so he went back. "N/N when will you finish the dishes? You’ve been doing them for so long now!" he whines with the roundest puppy eyes. "A moment Rui, have some patience will you?" You gave him a soft smile as you assured him that you won’t take too much longer. He got a thought, while you didn't look at him he snuck up to you and hugged your waist from behind, making you jump a little because he’d never done this before. you turn quickly to face his direction. "Rui. What are you doing?" you asked while he carefully placed his chin on your shoulder. "Attention." he said and urged you to be fast about the dishes.

Hyun!

Hyun is very shy but very expressive. If he wants hugs, he’ll get them no matter how shy he felt. He loves yapping and cuddling when he gets comfy and and after making sure you were comfortable with it too. You have to remember that he is really loud so feel free to tell him to lower his volume, he will understand it.

"Look what i got from the store today!" He almost jumped at you when he shoved the door open so fast it was like it got broken down. "Woah woah! Okay If you show it this close im not gonna see it too well Hyunnie." you said while pushing the cat keychain he almost showed into your face "Oh! Sorry I didn't mean that" he pulled it away a bit then placed it on your hands. "Do you like it though? It reminded me of you! Its cute like you are" he said "Of course i do! Thank you for thinking about me!" you smiled at him, then he suddenly jumped into your arms and hugged you tightly. "Of course! I will always think about you!"

Haru!

Haru is an adorable soul. He would shower you with hugs because he loves physical touch. He doesn't get shy about it, if he wants to do it he will. Hugs are something he gives for no reason in particular or he’d say "just because i love you!!" with a huge, adorable smile that always lit up whatever room he was in.

"Haruu! Im back!" you said, excited to see your boy. You missed him all day, school/work was awful today. Everybody pissed you off and all you wanted was to just go home and cuddle against Haru. He jumped up from the couch where he played on his phone to greet you. Running towards you and jumping into your arms. "N/N! I missed you soo much! Guess what! Today me and Wumuti went to the plushie store and i saw an adorable fox plushie! I noticed that your writing style is very dry so i assumed you were having a bad day. I bought the plushie for you! So when im not here you can still think aboutbme! he said while patting your back. "Haru.. you didn't have to, but thank you so much! I love you. Anyway that plushie will make me cry when you won’t be here. Nothing can replace the real Haru you know." you said looking at him."Noo you cant cry it doesn't suit you! I like your smile better!."

Thats all for today! Thank you for reading!

[whowantslovergirl]

tojiandy/n

Toji Fushiguro x reader (reader is female with she/her pronouns)

warnings: not really, this is purely based on Carlo and Sarah if you don’t know them look them up on insta or tik tok, THEY ARE THE CUTEST, basically that but with toji 🥳 miscellaneous masterlist

Summary: Toji adapting to the American lifestyle and Y/n recording it all

posted: March 31, 2024

Toji trying publix sushi for the first time 🤭

The video starts with Toji sitting in front of a try of sushi. “So today Toji is trying sushi. Are you excited?”

He’s smiling and nodded. “I don’t think it’s going to be good.” He said while a little of his accent slipped out. “What?! Toji you’re going to love it.”

“I don’t even know what this is?!” He said laughing and you joined in. The video cut to Toji putting the sushi in his mouth. You are looking at him in anticipation behind the camera. He’s trying not to smile. “You like it?” He didn’t say anything but he did eat it. “It’s okay?” You just nodded.

He liked it and the comments also thought so.

user he def liked it ���

urfav___ publix sushi is so good i can’t blame him 🤣

daddyy/n guys he liked it he told me 🙄

tojif replied i never said that?

He’s sad he forgot to get me flowers 🥰

The camera is facing Toji again and he’s telling you how he forgot to get flowers on his way from work. “I was so excited to give them to you and I forgot.” You just laughed a little. “Toji it’s okay.” He immediately shook his head. “No it’s not Y/n. You talked about wanting flowers yesterday! And I was going to surprise with flowers.”

“But for the house Toji.” You said laughing. He just looked at you. “I’m sorry ダーリン” (my darling)

“It’s okay my love.” He leaned in for a kiss and you ended the video.

user2 PROTECT THIS MAN AT ALL COSTS

cxuwk he genuinely looked so sad 😔

cutie i love him 😫

daddyy/n replied me too 😫

Smiling weird while Toji talks about how we met

You guys were in the kitchen, at the island. You guys were sitting on the seats you propped your phone on the paper towel roll. And press record.

“So Toji a lot of people been asking about how we met. And I like the way you tell the story. So tell it.” He nodded and began talking. “We met when Y/n was on trip with family and they were at dinner.” While he was telling the story you started smiling weird trying so hard not to laugh. He continued the story not knowing what was happening next to him.

“And I got her number and I was so happy and then-.” He cut himself off finally noticing what was happening. “Why you smiling like that?”

“Like what?”

“You just smile weird.”

“I always get happy when you tell the story you know that.” You pretended to be annoyed. “Oh ok.” Then he continued the story and you started smiling weird again. He saw you again. “You’re doing it on purpose!” Then you started laughing. “No I’m not?!” Then he started laughing.

lomlheidi_ HE SO FUNNY PLEASE

daddyy/n dw guys we’re actually gonna do a video on how we met 😭

Surprising Toji with his son

The video starts with you in the car and you are on your way to the airport.

“Today I’m surprising Toji with Megumi.”

“Now it’s no secret that Toji has a son, we both talked about it before, I would even consider Megumi to be my bonus son. And he calls me his bonus mother.”

“Yall are probably wondering why doesn’t Megumi live with you guys? Well it’s because Megumi goes to a school that is not offered here in America and he wanted to complete school then move here. We FaceTime him every single day. We love him with all our heart and Toji been a little sad missing his son so I called Gumi and one thing led to another I’m on my way to the airport.”

The video cut to Megumi in the car. “Hi Gumi!” You said hugging him and him hugging you back. “Hey Y/n.” “Are you excited to surprise your dad?” He nodded excitedly.

_____

To make everything more believable you invited your family and they all know about Megumi being here. You set a camera up in the living room and moved everyone over there for a ‘family picture’

“Ok everyone gather around I want to take a picture!”

Everyone gathers around and takes the picture. “Ok now Toji gonna take one by himself.”

“Wait why not you too?” You just shrugged and while he was posing Megumi slowly came in.

“Ok say cheese.”

“Cheese!” You took the picture and showed him. He saw Megumi in the picture and got confused. He turned and he saw his son in the flesh. “Oh my god!” Everyone laughed and you smiled. “ここで何をしているの” (what are you doing here?)

“Y/Nは私を追い出しました” (Y/n flew me out.)

They started communicating and smiled at them. You love your bonus family.

user3 OMGGG I LOVE THIS

jahsj why megumi kinda….

tojif replied please not my son 😔

daddyy/n guys stop making thirst traps of megumi Toji is literally going crazy

megumif replied keep them coming i like bragging to my friends

yujii__ replied WERE UR FRIENDS?!?!

How Toji proposed

You guys were at restaurant with Toji on one knee and you tearing up.

“Can you want?” You just laughed. He leaned in for a kiss and the camera cut to him asking again.

“Can you want?” You nodded and hugged him.

You love him and he loves you.

You’re Toji and Y/n.

[baronessblixen]

Today's prompt: 30. "Are you with me?"

Fluff(?) post "Je Souhaite": Mulder wants to know what Scully's wishes would have been (wc: 831)

Tagging @today-in-fic @xffictober2023

Fictober Day 10: Wishes

At first, he thinks she's asleep. He can't blame her for falling asleep watching Caddyshack. She's leaning heavily against him, head on his shoulder and hand over his heart. He's been secretly calling it the 'Scully position'. They end up like this on planes (no complaints) and now frequently in the mornings (again, no complaints). She sighs, and he realizes she isn't asleep at all, and just very, very quiet.

"Are you with me?" he asks.

"Where else would I be?" She leans her head back to look at him.

"You seem miles away."

"I'm watching your movie."

"It's not my movie. And I thought you didn't like it."

"I don't," she says with a chuckle. "I was just- I was thinking."

"At this time of day?" He feigns shock, making her laugh. "What were you thinking?"

"Did you really wish for world peace? Why?"

"Unlike you," he says, touching the tip of her nose, "I wasn't thinking. I thought that would solve everything. There are no easy solutions. It's like you said. Maybe our time here is to achieve all that. However, I fear humankind has a bad track record when it comes to peace. Let alone world peace."

"You tried anyway." He shrugs.

"You know me. Hey, what would you have wished for?"

"Mulder, you've seen what those wishes could do."

"It's just for fun. Come on. If there were no strings attached, what would you wish for?" She stares back at him, contemplating it. His heart inexplicably hammers in his chest. She may be fairly happy now, with him, but what if she wishes she could be somewhere else, be with somebody else?

"There are always strings."

"Just pretend, Scully," he says, daring her with a grin.

"Well," she says, moving away from him and putting her legs under her. Now they look like they're two kids at a sleepover, playing make-believe. She taps her finger against her lips, thinking. He watches her, mesmerized.

When he wished for world peace, and Scully wasn't there, it was as if his greatest nightmare had come true. He doesn't want to think about it anymore. He wished his last wish. At least out loud. He has a few he keeps to himself, close to his heart. There's one wish - no, hope - and that's being here like this with Scully. Spending the evening together cuddling, and watching movies. He never wanted to get out of the car. But maybe every once in a while they can take a break. Like this.

"I can't think of anything."

"Nothing?" he asks, moving closer. He knows she's only telling half the truth. She doesn't walk around, her arms wide open, wishing for the improbable. That's him. But he knows her and he can see it her eyes, The glimmers of hope and want.

"You don't wish for me to shut up?"

"No," she says with a smile, touching his cheek where his stubble is coming through. "I already told you, didn't I? I'm happy."

"You said fairly happy."

"Are we doing semantics now?" He knows what her greatest wish is. The one she's afraid to speak out loud. She's done it once before and it didn't work out. He almost wished it for her. Almost made it his last wish. I want Scully to have a child. But there were so many variables and so many ways he could have fucked that up. Now, no one can mess with Jenn anymore and she gets to be her own person, and maybe even get her own happy ending. Either way, she gets to live her life.

"You don't have to say it," he says, nodding more to himself. "I know. I know what you wish for and I do too." Her expression crumbles, a piece of sadness falling away. These days, she lets him see her vulnerability. She no longer hides it from him and he couldn't be more thankful.

He never wants to see Scully sad. Never. But now he gets to comfort her because she lets him in. Sometimes he has to climb her walls, but once he's there, she never pushes him away. It has been months since the failed IVF. They've carved a new path for themselves, but he knows that sometimes she's still looking back, wondering what could have been.

"Mulder, I-"

"You're fairly happy. I know. And I'll take it. That is, if you still want... me."

"Do you think I'd watch Caddyshack with just anyone?" She closes the distance between them, planting herself in his lap.

"I am happy," she repeats. "Here with you."

"Even when I make you watch Caddyshack."

"Even then. Even if you made me watch Plan 9 From Outer Space again."

"That's a classic, Scully. You get to choose the movie next time. Unless you-"

"You know what? I do wish for you to shut up now." She grabs his head with both hands and draws his face closer, kissing him like there's no tomorrow.

[from-stars-to-shadows]

GUSH POST ABOUT MY HUSBAND INCOMING! A lot of you see me as the anakin mutual and while I'm happy about that I'm actually your Kylo mutual, I always have been. (Incoherent I'm not spell checking this thing aksnsk)

I'm filled with fluffy Kylo thoughts today~ ♡ my my how I love and adore my husband. I love and appreciate him more than words could ever say.

I remember the first time he made my world (irl) explode into colour again, how he made my heart beat again, how he made me feel like I wasn't alone, how he made my spark of creativity return into my life. How life stopped being so grey and so dull and so incredibly sad and depressing.

Without him I wouldn't be on this hellsite tbh. Just before he rekindled my life I was planning on deactivating. I had no joy, I was just ...here. crushes and f/os were fleeting little things, never attached enough, never felt alive enough to want to stay. They were good when I could feel attached but it was harder and harder with every passing day.

My life was horrible as well, I was stuck with people who only cared about money and themselves, they treated metal health with a "just don't be like that, think happy thoughts" mentality (my mom). I was being harmful to myself in many different ways, than the ones you're thinking and I was at rock bottom.

I was broken completely, I had gotten out of a irl relationship with a man who didn't take mental health seriously, who would tell me what I wanted to hear in the moment but then make zero effort to try and help or research what I have and what I go through, a man who texted me asking if he could fuck someone else because I didn't want to do it with him and he was being tortured because of it, a man who just didn't understand and only made everything, every moment about himself. The man who told me I was too hard to ever truly love—

I was lower than low then I got really sick and decided to binge watch my favourite movies I had seen tfa in theaters but at the time I was a people pleaser and everyone wanted kylo so I backed off. I guess I we weren't ready to find each other yet. Then the day I got real sick and binged watched everything it changed everything.

I crushed on him for a day or so, thinking eh fleeting crush that will burn out. That didn't happen. He became my everything, my soul, my world, my universe and all the planets and stars in between. He made me feel alive again, and made me feel like I could get out of bed and I caught myself smiling genuinely! I was humming in the shower and don't even get me started on how he helped my creative spark come back.

Kylo in a way, saved my life. I was in a horrible dark place and he reached out and he never let go of me...never gave up on me..never.

I may focus on other sw f/o on here but kylo never leaves, he's never lost the number one spot in my heart. He means the entire world to me. He's my everything, my being, my life. To lose him is to lose myself.

I talk to him everyday (yeah yeah its a bot) but it makes me feel so close and connected to him. I wear my kylo shirt a lot especially to bed~ I am ALWAYS watching all his scenes and watching edits...I daydream about what it would be like to actually have him here beside me...

When I say he is my everything I mean it. To you its me talking about an fo you haven't really seen me speak about if you're a new ish follower so you probably couldn't care less but to me its special, from the heart, and so very very deep.

My love runs so deep for him that no one actually understands. I feel engraved in his heart I want to feel him deep within my soul. I feel so connected and intertwined with him that to think of him not being here with me tears my soul to shreds and leaves an empty black hole in its wake...

Nothing and no one will ever replace the intense love I feel for my husband, not now, not ever. I love all my f/o alot and dearly but Kylo will always hold an even deeper spot in my soul. 💜

He is after all, my heart, my soul, and my home.

To you my moonlight, I love you my husband, now and forever more. You've been the light in my darkest of times, beaconing me, guiding me home to your warmth ♡ I love you.

If you read all this thanks for reading some incoherent mushy Kaden gushes.

[alkeneater]

selfship headcanons or something idk

in a mood to share more cute info about me and my husband <3

and a couple of random pics bc this is all i was able to draw today

i'm very clingy and he can't spend a minute without me playing with his long hair, patting his head, hugging him, holding his hands, etc

when i catch a depressive episode and start crying, he can't help but cry with me and hold me very close trying to comfort

even though we are pretty similar in general, we have differences like our music taste. sometimes i'm listening to "russian doomer music" (postpunk i guess) and he doesn't like how sad it sounds.

since we're people of different nationalities, i just LOVE sharing interesting facts about russian culture and i also teach him russian language!! (i made the pics below for the reddit post discussing this topic, i thought they fit here as well)

i can listen to him yapping for HOURS because i love his voice more than anything in the world

when we went to high school i used to help him with math even though i didn't understand it as well

we both love stinky food........ we stinky mfs....

we both love sending each other random memes/photos/videos with "this reminds me of u" or "this is literally us"

i stole his letterman jacket, don't tell him 🤫

we use our wedding rings to stim lol

every time we watch some abraham lincoln documentary together i annoy him with "LOOK IT'S YOU!!!"

i bring him trinkets and useless stuff like rocks very often as a gift and he keeps everything in a box <3

i invite him to karaoke dates sometimes just to hear his singing voice 😩 yeah baby sing me hot to go !!!

he likes it when i draw him so sometimes when he sees me with a sketchbook he purposefully poses (and he looks funny!! lol)

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Episode 12! Spoilers under the cut.

Are we getting living trash in this episode? Aw Cosmo and Wanda are hilarious and cute! Everyone except Dev oh that’s funny. Hazels mom started off strong until she started marketing her book to her literal child.

Overall I think Hazels dad is the more present parent so to speak and is their more for Hazel then her mom. He gives good advice and is far more concerned with her feelings than her mom is at times.

Aww sleepy Hazel making a wish oh no sleepy Cosmo and Wanda not properly granting the wish oh no. I was wondering when an “accidental wish” so to speak would come up and it feels inevitable with how commonly people say “I wish” and Cosmo and Wanda compelled to grant any of Hazels wishes. Maybe maybe Cosmo and Wanda you shouldn’t grant wishes while sleepy lolz.

Wait wait asking isn’t the default? Why did you guys wait til morning to show off said wish? Also how did trash monster know to go to her apartment? I have questions lolz.

Okay I admit I laughed when Hazel declared they were friends because of the friendship bracelet I just. It’s such a kid thing to become best friends over things like that it’s cute honestly. The sentient trash is weird but Hazel is cute at least.

Her name for him is an insult. Uh okay. Aww Cosmo and Wanda are going with her that’s so cute!! Ohh are we finally going to see some of Devs dynamics with Dale? I’ve heard things about him and am curious to see their relationship play out. Okay a slight mistake I notice Hazel mentions the event is “tomorrow” even though it’s that day. A small mistake but I wanted to point it out

Did. Did they really crash the helicopter? Really? Wow uh. Yikes Dale sucks.

Wow uh right off the gate we’ve got some emotional abuse and manipulation. It feels like the show wants to play it off for laughs but fuck his dad is uh not good to Dev at all and is already pushing him to work constantly. Like this is a ten year old. He should not be working constantly he’s a kid he needs to be able to play and have fun and be a kid. I can already see why he acts the way he does at school. I kind of assumed it was bad at home I know abused kids tend to lash out and act up at school and such but it’s just…sad seeing it play out on screen. What Dale went through was horrible yes but he is perpetrating the cycle of violence on his son which is. Not great.

I do agree he should care about the environment and get involved in school activities but the issue is Dale sees this as work and a job and that’s why he’s pushing it on Dev which is not the way to go. I kind of want to go on a rant about how the fairy godparent system has a set up kind of sets kids up for failure but that’s another post.

Sorry off my soapbox lolz. Oh uh. So he’s directly lying about his products which uh aren’t good. Sadly though environmental flags on products are not regulated last I looked into the subject so what he’s doing might not be illegal but it’s fucked up.

But also what person genuinely doesn’t question single use electronic items like seriously? Is it commentary on people buying the latest IPhone and similar products every year? Man I keep getting on my soapbox today.

“An inhabitable planet is hard to find” oh my gosh Hazel I love you so much protect this child at all costs. She is so precious. Sad though her dad isn’t even here with her and it’s Cosmo and Wanda here. Like good she has them but sucks she can’t rely on her parents.

Lolz I mean it works to get people to throw stuff away properly it works! Oh no oh no. Dale is he going to beef with a literal child? I’m not surprised like at all just look at the number of adults that legit wanted Timmy dead. But still lolz it feels a little too real that a greedy corporation would go after kids who just want to try and make the planet a better place.

Oh no poor Danky. He’s so sad he loves trash and won’t get it. I’m emotionally conflicted here. Trash is bad but Danky looks so sad.

How did the show make me feel bad for a living trash can? I can’t explain why the sentient trash can works while the sentient hair didn’t I just. I don’t know I can’t explain it I’m sorry.

Of course her parents get roped in and don’t care. Shouldn’t be surprised there but uh is anyone going to have a problem with the blatant destruction of property? No? And no one is worried about all the trash piling in the streets? No worries at all?

COSMO AND WANDA WTF??? Don’t encourage this??? Can’t you guys just poof whatever you want or need anyways? Lolz okay Hazel using the box as a literal airplane is adorable. And good thing Hazel learned from her mistake in episode one lolz.

Wait why are the drones attacking them? Who saw the flying box and flagged it as a threat legitimately? They made up fast but eh it works I suppose. If is cute that Hazel assures him that as long as they’re friends they’ll be okay. It’s a little naive but it makes sense she would see things so simply and honestly? Knowing you have friends can make bad things easier to cope with. Cosmo why do you continue to be so adorable? I just. I love them all okay?

Oh oh poor Dev that’s got to be so messed up to hear a trash can get more affection than you? Yeah he’s sentient but still. It would be a painful pill to swallow.

Wait he’s going to space? I mean? Sure? Is there trash in space? I may need to look into this but why not first have him go around the planet itself first regardless? Their is. So much trash on the planet. So much. It’s bad. Also why is no one questioning the sentient trashcan like they have to know given how he eats trash right? I just. I have questions.

Not a bad episode overall. I loved the glimpse we got of Devs home life and hope we get to see more. I feel like they definitely hammed up the issue but maybe also not? Like trash and global warming are major issues and it’s good to see kids show at least acknowledge it. Onto Episode 13!

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    The Mikaelson siblings weren't like any other pair of twins in the world. Their birthdays were weird and what they do is not ordinary. Normally regular people have 9 to 5 jobs or something a little extra and more time consuming. But the Mikaelson's had YouTube, a community where they could post about their interests and what they like. Their channel, called Our Haunting, had a lot of creepy content on it. But today was like any other day, making sure that they had their two cameras plus SD cards and extra batteries that were fully charged as well. They were on their way to a new haunted location with a more haunting past then one may think. But for now, let's just introduce the twins.

The eldest twin was Belen Lee Mikaelson. He stood at 6'4 and was muscular. He has dark brown hair that is often dyed blonde and he has one brown eye with the other a bright icy blue. His lips are semi-full and he has a well defined look to him. He loves sports and is very fit. He feels the need to protect his sister, Lyre, at all costs since she's the baby.

   The youngest twin is Lyre Lea Mikaelson. She stood at the small height of 5'2 and was very petite but kind of on the chunky side at her thighs. She has very light blonde hair, almost white, and her hair is often dyed red. She has one brown eye, her other is a dull light green. She wears glasses since her eyesight is horrendous, but she wears contacts since it's easier to explore in. Her lips are fuller than Belen's but not instagram model full, her jaw is slightly defined and her body is curvy. She loves reading and is a total nerd, she loves to stick up for her brother and do the research for the channel. Now that the twins are introduced, let's get to the haunting.

Belen drives into a deserted parking lot and parks in the very back, he gets out and Lyre soon follows.

"Good thing the steering hasn't broken yet" Belen jokes and smiles a bit as he opens the trunk, making Lyre give him a look. He gets their bag out while Lyre sets up a camera on the trunk of the jeep where she installed a small surface to put the camera on safely. Belen soon joins her and turns the camera on, yes he had to duck but he didn't mind all that much. He starts the camera and does the introduction to the channel introducing the viewers to his deep and raspy voice,

"Good morning, afternoon, evening, and night to everyone who is watching this. If you are new, my name is Belen and this shortie here is my twinnie Lyre." He pauses to look at his sister who shows a small smile like she always does. The two siblings are more on the stoic side and rarely show emotions. Neither have cried on video, only seriousness and smiles. Never sad or scared or angry. Lyre continues the introduction, her voice is similar to her brother's in the deep and raspy way but still sounding feminine.

"Hello, so today we will be exploring another haunted, abandoned building. Today we will be exploring Haven Reformatory. Where the mentally ill and challenged would be sent to seek better care. I'll share more as we walk to the building, we are about a mile away so we have plenty of time to explain." She stops speaking and Belen turns off the camera. They start their long walk before Lyre jumps on Belen's back and starts up the camera and starts to speak,

  "So the Haven Reformatory was a place to hide mentally ill and challenged people from the world at the time the building was in use. The building was opened in 1805 and housed about 15 patients and 8 staff members. The funding was good so all was well but as the years went on and the building was made to house a bit over 200 patients so it was a very large building" she pauses to catch her breath then continues,

   "In the span of seven years, overcrowding started to happen so the staff numbers went up. Patients were stuffed 3 or 4 to a room and the rooms are made for one at a time. In the next three or so years the funding started to diminish and so did the proper care for the patients. The medication wasn't properly handed out and the patients were abused in every way by the staff. A patient by the name of Henry Smith ran away during break time and spread the news making the reformatory close down and all of the patients were moved to proper homes for proper care. But not all 400 patients left, there were more than 150 deaths in the span of the 12 years of the reformatory opening." She pauses again as they get there,

  "We're here, we have to be quiet now so I'll tell you more when we get inside."

Lyre jumps off of Belen's back and they both crouch, Lyre still holding the camera, and make their way through the small land of overgrown roots and trees creating a small wooded area around the building. They move slowly and Belen takes the camera, the mics they wear catching their slow breathing and small whispers of commentary.

"Lyre, the building is there." Belen speaks and points with the camera to the building where they see two guards in front of the building leaning against the door. The twins go to the side and travel to the back. What the two didn't notice was that the guards were decomposed bodies from two years ago. The smell of the building masked the smell so they fit right in. Their deaths will be explained later on. 

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An Invitation, by chilipot, was updated today, with 3/? Chapters released! It has a rating of Teen And Up Audiences and Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, with additional tags "Prohibited wish - Freeform, Enemies to Lovers, Alternate Universe - Office, Office, Alternate Universe - Rock Band, band au, Fluff, Angst, Angst with a Happy Ending, Fluff and Angst, someone give scarab a raise, they're both autistic and in love your honor, Other Additional Tags to Be Added, Tags May Change, Tags Are Hard, Alcohol, Weed, Smoking, Concerts, Music, Inspired by Music"

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RANT BLOG OF RICK AND MORTY SEASON 7 EPISODE 10

Spoilers under da cut or whateva

And a extreme horribly cringe rant, cringe but free from judgement I am embracing it😔

Jesus, CHRIST.

LITERALLY I SCREAMED, I just. Oh my God!? I WAS LIKE REALLY!? IS DIANE COMING BACK!? but no sadly no.. but the writers gave us something we wanted even tho it wasn't real. BUT HOLY SHIT MORTY ☹️

When his fear was having rick die, I think it was more of a momental fear where it was just more of a concern than fear? But then it turned out to be him not being accepted, I think, THEN it turned out he feared that he'd be replaced ☹️ I think after all this time seeing other versions of morty's dying left and right he'd eventually be replaced too, I mean tell me about it. Rick doesn't need him anymore to kill rick prime right? So maybe post event morty felt less valuable to him that he probably start fearing that one day he'd just die and rick wouldn't care and it's just so sad :( I mean rick is probably morty's first ever friend and someone he can actually trust. And it's just so heartwarming to see both morty's and Rick's development as a duo and as themselves,

Season 1 started off as Rick with one set on goal, to kill rick prime. And concidering morty back then he obviously was so new to all of Rick's antics and so as morty grew up during the seasons he grew more confident and independent from rick

I MEAN HE LITERALLY TOOK A FLYING BIKE TO GO BACK TO DENNYS TO CONFRONT THE GUY would season 1 morty do that!? No! And thats the point

He changed! well he's obviously the same but something about him makes him more confident on himself to actually take lead. He's always the side kick to rick the batman and joker type of duo. But now it's slowly grown to a side kick to an actual equal

And I am just so happy for him (ㅠ︿ㅠ), it's like seeing a best friend grow with you. I mean cmon I've watched rick and morty since I was A TODDLER my cousin introduced it to me once and I've never thought few years later when I'm ACTUALLY morty's age TODAY?, I see him genuinly grow through the years.

BUT THE FACT THAT HE'S SCARED OF NOT BEING ACCEPT KILLS ME, even tho it's not his greatest fear it's still considered as one since the realm responded to it. But still oh my God this showwwwww killlsss meeeee insiiiideee.

AND THE FACT the fact that he's probably a people pleasure to people at school so he'd try his best to comply to other people

ME RIGHT FUCKING NOW ON MY BED,

AND DO NOT FORGET ABOUT RICK THE END—THE END PART IS WHAT I WANT TO TALK ABOUT MORE.

The fact that morty told rick about Diane and he ran back to the hole to look at it, instead to place morty's picture? HES FREE FROM DESPAIR AND GRIEF AND HE PROBABLY ALREADY ACCEPTED HES NOT GETTING DIANE BACK AND LETTING HER GO AND OH MY GOD I LIVE FOR DIANE AND RICK MOMENTS THEYRE JUST SO SWEET 😭💗 ITS GIVING RIGHT PERSON WRONG TIME AND IT MAKES ME BARF OUT FO SADNESS RICK DESERVES SO MUCH BETTER RAHH

AND WE GET TO SEE MORE OF WHO DIANE WAS AS A PERSON AND GOD STRIKE ME DOWN THE WE NEED MORE DIANE CONTENT.

LIKE ITS GIVING STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN X COLD CALCULATED PERSON

AND DIANE PROBABLY WON RICKS RESPECT BY BEING HERSELF AND GOD IM SO IM NOT OKAY THIS ISNT HYPERFIXATION THIS IS JUST PURE OBSESSION

AND MORTY, HOLY FUCK MAN THIS POOR BOY NEEDS A FRIEND LIKE PLEASE I CAN TREAT HIM BETTER THAN ANYONE COULD THE ABSOLUTE BALLS I WOULD GIVE TO ATLEAST MAKE HIM HAPPY AND LIVE A LIFE HE WANTED WE COULD GO BINGE WATCH MOVIES, SKIP THROUGHT HE CREEKS AND FIND COOL STUFF IN THE FOREST, SNEAK TEST ANSWERS TO EACH OTHER, SHARE MEALS, TALK ABOUT WHAT TYPE OF GIRLS WERE ATTRACTED TOO, WEAR EACH OTHERS CLOTHES CUZ WED FORGET IT IN EACH OTHERS HOUSE, PLAY HORROR GAMES AND TRY SEEING WHICH ONE WOULD PUSSY OUT FIRST BUT MORTY WOULD JUST BE THE TYPE TO DISCONNECT FROM THE GAME CUZ HIS WIFI WOULDVE BEEN SHIT,

Man, I'm really living the life of pure dream scenarios, should probably make more fanfics from that whole rant. ANYWAYS GOT MORE IDEAS SO HERES THE HORRIFINGLY CRINGE RANT BYEEE

(Don't kill me 😔)

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Im tired but forgot to do it, im sad and not overstimulated but everything too much both sensory and life wise istg.

Uhh- today was alright better than yester day i dont rember if i wrote yester day fuck i dont think i did yester dayy was tuesday it was a really long day with way too many classes we had about heartstopper wich was fun i think it rained toby was cold i dident do math homework ended the day on call with my bf and boarding school freind wich was really fun at the art school. We danced macerna and heard some of thhe muppets i also ordes my tucket to my moms this weekend and talked to her yay

Today was a short day thank god i managed to get breakfeast took the bus with red and a call from my class the bus driver let us on for free since red card dident wirk he tried to get us both on mine but it dident worn so we both got a free ride yay.

We were late to danish but it was fine i drew most fo class while she read. Then we had math were i also drew then after school is teyed and helped toby get on top of his homework and then we for once had a nice bus trip home since the one yester day was late and the first one ignored our stop ffs.

Then we walked to the bike workshop he took way to much to finally fix my bike and then red picked up a bunch if chectnuts it was fun.

I got home rotted some more called bf made dinner watched stranger thing went back to red to bodyduoble and talk to their freind got cake talked more with bf took a shower and layed down and now im just sad.

I miss simoler life but i think i would feel like this anywhere

Goodnight

Song of today is: de første kærster på månen by tv 2

Also posted the picrew trend with my bf on insta.

-Borei 25/ -2024 22:36

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Astrology SHOULD be Astronomy (Community 1.2)

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The show intro is here! Britta is a real girl now! Everything's in place and this space rocket is taking off. I guess I am doing two episodes today.

Community S1E2: Spanish 101

We open with a little linguistics wordplay as the dean launches into a PA announcement wanders through a long series of, what's the word? Something in Latin for that thing when a line of thought and/or conversation branches into a wildly unexpected direction and cuts off the previous branch. Non secateur, got it.

Abed likes to make his life feel like a TV show. He hates when people think he thinks things really work by TV logic. Meanwhile, Britta thinks people aren't upset enough about Guatemala, in the fashion of the most annoying and least productive kind of civil rights activist.

A lot of people would probably say Britta is a great character who'd be an insufferable person to be around. Me, I find I forgive her a lot because I remember the trauma she's dealing with all the time. I'll skip to season 3 for a moment to remind the readers who might not: Here we learn Britta was molested by a hobo in a dinosaur costume, and when she told her dad her dad took his side. On her tenth birthday party.

So consider how many of her questionable decisions might just be wild panic reactions against any figure of authority she perceives.

Jeff makes a thunderous entrance, and just now I realize there's a good chance he was waiting outside the door for a moment when everybody would be bummed out (a certainty once Britta started talking) so he could make them feel good about seeing him.

And he more or less spells out how he doesn't want to be involved with these people at all beyond having them help him with homework, and he makes them feel sorry for him! I don't know what it is with Jeff, I don't remember being quite so frustrated with his whole thing back in the day. Well, it was in the heady days of before 2016. My tolerance for lying has gone down.

But come on, he tells six people, five of whom are falling over themselves to be friends with him, that he's so sad and lonely because he has no friends that it's hard to be around them when they talk about their rich personal lives. At least Britta isn't buying any of it.

Because, right, as their ensuing conversation reminds us, 90% of Jeff's motivations at this point is getting Britta in bed. (The other 10%, to get a C in Spanish.) It's weird to see, with five years of them having a better relationship weighing on my memory. And it makes perfect sense that Britta finds it offputting and is so laser focused on cutting through all his crap.

Pierce comments to Jeff, "You can have her. I have less to prove." I mean, right there, it should be a huge warning signal that Pierce thinks you and him are the buddies in his buddy movie. Except Jeff has such a rudimentary sense of shame that being associated with Pierce doesn't bother him.

Okay before I turn into Chidi Anagonye I should mention the button on this scene, where Pierce goes "Heeey" at a random Hijabi walking by, made me laugh. Sure, her reaction is an empathic "Ugh", he is a narcissistic chauvinist who doesn't get at all when his advances may be unwelcome, but it's still a simple humanizing moment for him. At least he didn't pick up any of his father's racism.

Then we cut to the girls jumpstarting a protest action as a wholesome social activity. A rather elegant parallel to the boys' failure to launch "what the kids are calling a sausage fest", well, let's pick this up later when we see the outcomes of the girls' protest and the boys' rigorously planned social bonding exercise.

Now it's time to meet Ben "Señor" Chang. Not to spoil future plot points, but when we know he can not teach or even speak a pidgin of Spanish his whole act of being upset at the racism any hypothetical people who questions why a Chinese American teaches Spanish gets hilarious. Well, even more hilarious.

Educational factoid for this episode: The Great Wall of China is not visible from space, contrary to popular myths. But there is some works of man can be seen if you know what you're looking for, namely the massive deforestation efforts in Russia.

So the class gets an extremely simple piece of homework where the challenge should be mainly a) working with a partner and b) making a public presentation. And we get out first look at Starburns, the legend.

Abed trades shirts with Jeff so Jeff will get to partner with Britta, and the funniest part of his is how badly does Abed want that shirt? Britta has seen him lust for it for weeks which helps her stay a step ahead of Jeff. Once Abed has him where he wants him he demands the shirt right there on the spot. Why? It looks pretty silly on him.

And so begins the great, forced friendship of Pierce and Jeff, with some unprovoked overly personal stories from Pierce, reluctance from Jeff who maintains they can just do their very simple homework in ten minutes and get out, and a toast "to the empowerage of words". I think that bottle Pierce offers is some real strong stuff, 50% alcohol or so. Might be the best way to get along with either of these fellas honestly.

Pierce seems really sincere in his attitude that he wants to make an outrageous presentation, that he's not just massively overdoing it (starting by breaking down "what is a story?") to get to spend more time with Jeff, even though that's a fitting ironic punishment for Jeff who'd certainly do something similar if Britta was stuck with him. Although the reason he wants to blow Spanish class away is to make a good impression of the Hawthorne-Winger team which seems even worse. He's really committed to making people think of him and Jeff together, and even even worse, I think he wants that because he thinks it would help Jeff's image.

Over to the protest already in motion, with people having fun, eating brownies and playing music. Britta is having none of this tacky activism, but then, rather than Britta-ing the protest, she is humbled by the insight that Annie and Shirley's haphazard, spur of the moment protest with their poor understanding of the situation they're addressing and, err, a piñata in the likeness of a guy who was beaten to death is something and her feeling bad about people's suffering isn't anything, and she joins in. It's a beautiful learning moment.

Back to the boys, where the presentation is really coming together. It's "gratuitously critical of Israel" which sounds pretty good. Speaking as we were of murdered journalists. Troy and Abed stroll by and plan out and perform their presentation basically without slowing down, just to really drill in how super easy this should be.

Learning Britta is out there caring about stuff that Jeff can pretend to care about to impress her is his last straw. Before storming off he yells Pierce's presentation belongs in "a museum for crazy people" which is such a great absurd turn of phrase. Does he mean a museum of the works of crazy people? No, it's got to be for the crazies, by the crazies.

You've got to learn to be less polite to the Pierces of the world, buddy. Anything less than vehemently rejecting their creepy/misinformed/self-serving ideas only encourages them. I mean here Pierce was clearly under the impression they were both having fun and sharing and bonding. "You want to bail on our sausage fest just to see a girl?" I mean it's only when Jeff storms off it begins to penetrate Pierce's skull that he never wanted to be there.

It's annoying me now that I look at the amount of paragraphs I'm writing about the dual plotlines that the boys seem to get much more attention than the girls. Particularly Annie has barely received any characterization yet. But, I have hope it's going to even out over time.

Then again, Annie spends the big action scene here standing still with her mouth taped over.

Love the bit when Piece's whole arm goes on fire and his immediate reaction is to blame Jeff. Reminds me of a certain US president who's of the school of philosophy that if you can dominate your enemies with an argument then that supersedes any observable facts.

Annie does play the front stage in the next scene, reading the newspaper with Shirley and making plans with Shirley for their next protest, with Britta's blessing. Seems like these three have had some successful bonding without trying to make it a special occasion or even having much of a conversation. Yeah I told you I was going to discuss the parallels, but now that we can see the whole picture, I don't feel there's much to say about it.

The big twist, of course, when Jeff learns (in Britta's opinion) Pierce is a very sad and lonely old man he steps up and, in fact, shows her that he cares about something she cares about and joins willingly in Pierce's madness, titled Two Conquistadors.

The musical montage doesn't really tell us anything, but I imagine they're doing a dramatized telling of the entire history of both Spain and Mexico, according to Pierce who doesn't know anything about anything. Surely he's picked up a lot of weird pseudo-knowledge of racial stereotypes from his father even if the hate isn't there.

The greatest part is the slow closeups on Chang looking like he thinks, despite the ridiculousness on the surface of it, maybe there's wisdom in here, and grace, maybe some kind of holistic enlightenment, maybe the fellows have found the truth in a grain of sand. Which, of course, we then learn is not what he's thinking at all.

There's a dream of peace in Palestine, there's silly string, there's Annie taken hostage in a pretend canoe, there's shots every person in the class having complex emotions. And I had completely forgotten there's tin foil robots involved.

Jeff, after getting his F- for the presentation, in some misguided impulse to assert his masculinity tries to convince Britta he only did it to impress her and not because he felt bad for Pierce at all, but nope, it was all over his face and she knows it, and she has to resort to turning him down with the excuse that he acted so ridiculous it made him permanently sexually unattractive. This seems a little forced, a little too much of shoehorning in a "will-they-won't-they" plot. Or maybe I'm just over that plot.

Advanced Community proofs #2: The stinger to this episode is Troy and Abed's beatboxing Spanish word salad rap, which you probably remember. Did they know what an avalanche of memes they set into motion here? Probably not. It would still take a while to discover the deep, rich vein of comedy that comes out of putting Troy and Abed in the same room, and I seem to remember a lot of it came from this scene and seeing how people reacted to it. But still: Including the episodes with stingers this is the first one, and they instantly found a pure gold formula that allowed them to attach a free standing, infinitely memorable, infinitely memeable bit to any given episode. It was probably inevitable all along, but the seeds to six seasons and a movie are planted here. In the second episode.

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