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Coincidence

track five of the short n sweet series

George Weasley x reader (reader is female with she/her pronouns)

warnings: random oc, kinda suggestive

Summary: It must be a coincidence that George’s ex is showing up wherever you and George go

posted: Dec. 11, 2024

The second I put my head on your chest

She knew, she's got a real sixth sense

Lucy was George’s ex from like a few months ago. And he moved on and started dating you. When you were in the dining hall with George and Fred and all their friends including Lucy, you put your head on his chest and Lucy’s eyebrows raised.

It was like she had a six sense.

And without her even bein' here, she's back in your life

A few weeks later you noticed that Lucy came up in a lot of conversations when you were with George. She’s not even here and she’s back in his life.

This cannot be a coincidence.

What a coincidence

It happened again. Lucy still showing up at random places. Like house parties, hangouts, even dates. You slowly starting to think George is telling her to show up.

It’s slowly starting to annoy you.

Last week, you didn't have any doubts

“Darling I’m not doubting anything.” George said trying to convince you that the surprise appearances by Lucy. “George you don’t think it’s a little weird that she shows up everywhere? And she flirts with you all the time.”

He was continuing and continuing to tell you that it’s not a big deal.

This can’t just be a coincidence.

Tryin' to turn the past into the present tense, huh

You see that Lucy and George are talking and you didn’t think anything of it until she called him ‘GW’ which is the name she called him when they were dating. It’s like she’s trying to turn the past to the present tense.

Suckin' up to all of your mutual friends

And you lost all your common sense

You went over there to diffuse the conversation because you did not feel like talking to George about it again.

Then his friends and her friends came over and she was like sucking up to all of them as if she wants to use flattery.

There has to be something going on between them.

The way you told me the truth, minus seven percent

“Darling I promise nothing absolutely nothing is going on between me and Lucy. She’s just being nice i swear.” George said.

“George if I find out you’re lying-.” He cuts you off. “I’m not. Darling i swear.”

Now you believed the half truth she actually kissed him and he didn’t exactly pull away. But he thought you didn’t need to know that.

Damn it, she looks kinda like the girl you outgrew

Least that's what you said

“I outgrew her I swear.” At least that’s he said.

______

She looks like you. She dressed and did her makeup just like you. You were with George in the library just talking and hanging since you both have a free time. Perks of being in your seventh year. Then Lucy came in looking just like you.

“George look!” He looked saw her and didn’t see what’s wrong. “What?”

“You don’t see it?! Who does she remind you of?”

“I mean she looks like you.”

“Exactly!”

______

After that Lucy noticed that George wasn’t paying attention she went back to her regular self.

But didn’t stop her from trying.

What a coincidence

An: i fear im eating

[whowantslovergirl]

Sharpest Tool

track four of the short n sweet series

JJ Maybank x reader (reader is female with she/her pronouns)

warnings: kinda suggestive, cursing, jackson not being the best guy

Summary: If what you and JJ have is casual then you’re an idiot

posted: Dec. 6, 2024

I know you're not the sharpest tool in the shed

We had sex, I met your best friends

Now you wouldn’t call JJ dumb but he’s definitely not the sharpest tool in the shed.

You guys had sex last month and you met his friends then he acted like nothing even happened.

I don't hear a word 'til your guilt creeps in

On a Tuesday, send a soft "Hey"

As if you really don't recall the time

It was Tuesday morning and you get a text from JJ.

JJ <3

Hey

Why did he act like nothing happened?

We were going right, then you took a left

Left me with a lot of shit to second guess

Guess I'll waste another year on wondering if

If that was casual, then I'm an idiot

After that little hiccup there was another problem. Before the particular problem you and JJ were actually going right but it felt like he took a left.

You were at the chateau with all of JJ’s friends and you see that he’s getting very comfortable with this girl named Kie. Which made you second guess yourself.

He tells you he loves you then flirts with another girl right in front of you?

If that’s casual then you’re an idiot.

I'm looking for an answer in between the lines

Lying to yourself if you think we're fine

You're confused and I'm upset

But we never talk about it

“I just don’t understand JJ!” You two were arguing because of his flirting with Kie.

“I don’t understand why you’re so pressed we’re fine we’re in a good place and you wanna ruin that!”

“Is that what you’re telling yourself Jay?”

‘I’m confused!’ Which is what you wanted to say but you didn’t talk about it.

‘Well I’m upset!’ Which is what Jay wanted to say but he didn’t talk about it.

All of this would’ve been resolved if you tow just talked about it.

All the silence just makes it worse, really

'Cause it leaves you so top of mind for me

All the silence is just your strategy

After the argument you both just stayed silent when this time could’ve been used to talk it out. The silent was suffocating and the only way to breathe is to talk but it’s just silent.

You feel like it’s a tactic that JJ uses to get you to open up with him but he never does the same.

Always made sure that the phone was face down

Seems like overnight, I'm just the bitch you hate now

We never talk it through

How you guilt-tripped me to open up to you

You and JJ were watching a movie and his phone vibrated he checked it then put it down, face down.

You feel like overnight he just hates you. You do start 90% of the arguments. If you were him you would hate you too.

______

“It just feels like I’m doing something wrong because you don’t talk.” Here he goes again. Guilt tripping you to open up to him.

“You don’t either Jay.”

“Yea but you know why I got a lotta shit on my mind but you don’t.”

Not true but you fell it for it anyway.

We were going right, then you took a left

Left me with a lot of shit to second guess

Guess I'll waste another year on wondering if

If that was casual, then I'm an idiot

It happened again.

Even when you and JJ had problems you were still surprisedly doing right until he took a left again.

There’s no way that what you have with JJ is casual.

I'm looking for an answer in between the lines

Lying to yourself if you think we're fine

You're confused and I'm upset

But we never talk about it

“JJ can we talk?” He nodded.

“What is this?”

You should’ve never open your mouth.

______

“Don’t ask me dumb ass questions Y/n!” You just sighed frustratedly. “I just want to know do you think what we have is casual?! You’re confused and I’m upset but we never talk about it JJ!”

We don't talk about it, we don't talk about it

You and JJ are slowly dying out. Argument after argument takes a lot out of someone. Again it can all be solved if you just talked if both of you just talked.

Seems like overnight, I'm just the bitch you hate now

We never talk it through

JJ and Y/n are finally done. It seems like overnight you’re just a bitch he hates now. You will always love JJ and that’s the sad part.

We should’ve talked it through.

We don't talk about it

An: it’s finally done omg 🫡🙂‍↕️ but dw guys it’s finally the weekend so ima lock in

[whowantslovergirl]

Good Graces

track three of the short n sweet series

Nate Jacobs x reader (reader is female with she/her pronouns)

warnings: cursing, nate, y/n being a bad bitch fr

Summary: If Nate wants to stay with you he has to stay in your good graces

posted: Nov. 20, 2024

I won't give a fuck about you

You were after Maddy and Cassie and you were nothing like Nate ever experienced. It’s not like Maddy didn’t have self respect but she still went back to him. But you, you are different. All the shit that slide with Maddy you would never let that slide.

One time you told him straight up if he mess up again you won’t give a fuck about him anymore.

But something about your confidence he was so intrigued with.

When I love you, I'm sweet like an angel

Drawin' hearts 'round our names and dreamin' of

Writing vows, rocking cradles

You and Nate have been dating for five months and you’re already in love. In every class you’ve been drawing hearts around your names.

After school you’re dreaming about vows that you would say to him and he would say to you.

Even babies crossed your mind.

______

Then when you were going to meet him before you guys walk to class together and you see him making this other girl laugh. He sees you and walk up to you with a smile on his face.

“Nate who was that girl?”

“Just a girl in my class.”

“I’m really trying to spare you so don’t mistake my nice for naive okay?” He nodded and wrapped his arm around your shoulder and walk you to class.

I don't waste a second, I know lots of guys

You do something suspect, as cute as "bye-bye"

Yesterday Nate said bye bye and later that night the same girl who he was making laugh posted a video of her in his truck.

He really thinks you’re an idiot.

______

The next day you blocked him and are now talking to another guy and he’s making you laugh.

You don’t really waste a second when it comes to moving on. You know lots of guys who are just waiting for you to text them.

______

Like, ooh, baby, you say you really like it being mine

So let me give you some advice

Nate was in your house begging you to forgive him.

“I really like it being yours and I didn’t know she was going to do that. I’m so sorry please forgive me. And nothing happened she tried but I really was just talking her home.”

You ended up forgiving him. What can you say?

He has a good tongue.

Boy, it's not that complicated

You should stay in my good graces

Or I'll switch it up like that, so fast

'Cause no one's more amazing at turning loving into hatred

After he was done you pulled him up by his hair. “This does not mean I forgive you. If you want to be mine or whatever you have to stay in my good graces.”

He doesn’t know how fast you can turn loving into hatred.

(I won't give a fuck about you)

I'll tell the world you finish your chores prematurely

“Yea he only lasts like ten seconds.” Nate fucked up again so you’re telling everyone he finishes early.

You told him not to fuck up so that’s his fault. Not yours.

Break my heart, and I swear I'm movin' on

Nate heard about the stuff you were saying and went to confront you but you were making out with another guy by his locker.

He has no idea how you moved on that fast.

Want you every second, don't need other guys

You do something sus', kiss my cute ass bye-ye-ye

You got back with Nate because other guys were boring.

______

You were getting ready for a date when Nate texted you.

Nate <3

something came up sorry

Y/n

kiss my ass

Boy, it's not that complicated

You should stay in my good graces

Or I'll switch it up like that, so fast

'Cause no one's more amazing at turning loving into hatred

When you told Nate to kiss your ass you were going to apologize but that was before you saw him with another girl that night.

So now you officially don’t give a fuck about this or him.

No, I won't, I won't give a fuck about you

He kept trying to make big gestures so you can forgive him but like you told him before you won’t give a fuck about him.

He didn’t actually believe that.

He never dealt with someone like you before.

No, I won't, I won't give a fuck about you

An: im on my grind yall

[whowantslovergirl]

Taste

track one of the short n sweet series 💋

John B x reader (reader is female with she/her pronouns)

warnings: none <3

Summary: Even if Sarah took your place your taste is still on John B’s lips

posted: Nov. 19, 2024

Oh, I leave quite an impression

Before Sarah Cameron there was you. You and John B been together for about three years on and off but that was before he went on that boat ride with Sarah and cheated but that’s another story for another day.

When Sarah find out that you were his ex she instantly became insecure. You and John B were always off and on but in like the least toxic way possible.

And to make it worse

You were his first everything.

You're wonderin' why half his clothes went missin'

My body's where they're at

“Hey John B where’s that yellow shirt you had?” Sarah said looking through John B’s closet.

“Um I don’t know I hadn’t seen it in a while.”

He knew exactly where it was and who was wearing it.

______

When the pogues were at the beach you were also there.

In John B’s yellow shirt.

“She has the shirt?!” Sarah asked John B. “Why didn’t you take your stuff back?!” John B can tell that Sarah was not happy. “I just didn’t I gave it to her Sarah I don’t know what you want me to say.”

______

You'll just have to taste me when he's kissin' you

Now you always wore this specific cherry scented tinted chapstick and it has a very distinctive taste.

So just imagine how mad Sarah was when she tasted cherries on John B’s lips.

______

“Since when do you wear chapstick John B?” Sarah said as she pulled away. John B frantically wiped his lips. “It was just something I ate not like anything bad.”

Sarah then had realization on her face.

“Is that Y/n’s chapstick?! She always wears that stupid cherry thing! Oh my gosh did you kiss her?!”

“What? No! Sarah I did not kiss her!”

He didn’t but your taste will always be there.

Just know you'll taste me too

______

He's funny, now all his jokes hit different

Guess who he learned that from?

Sarah was laughing at a joke that John B told her. He knew she liked corny jokes so he told her dad joke and she laughed.

What she didn’t know is that he learned that from you.

_____

John B was laughing at a joke Y/n told him. She knew he liked corny jokes so she told him a dad joke and he laughed.

What she didn’t know is that he was going to tell the exact joke to another girl.

______

Every time you close your eyes

And feel his lips, you're feelin' mine

Sarah felt like you and John B were seeing each other behind her back. Every time she closes her eyes she sees you and John B and every time she feels his lips it feels like she’s feeling yours instead.

And every time you breathe his air

Just know I was already there

You personally knew John B would be coming back because him and Sarah remind you of you and him on and off in the least toxic way possible. Every time she breathes his air she knows you were already there.

You can have him if you like

I've been there, done that, once or twice

You were going to let her have him because you been there done that. Give or take.

Yeah, I know I've been known to share

You knew you were sharing him all your relationship even before Sarah was in the picture. It always been like that.

______

If you want forever, I bet you do

Just know you'll taste me too

Taste me too

No matter how long Sarah and John B last she knows that she will always have to taste your cherry chapstick.

You'll just have to taste me when he's kissin' you

An: SHES BACKKKKKK

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Short n Sweet 💋

this is inspired by @princessbrunette so thanks for this idea and those stories were AMAZING

This is a variety of fics that are inspired by the short n sweet album by Sabrina Carpenter please enjoy my lovers 🤍

Taste 💋

you’ll just have to taste me when he’s kissing you

Please Please Please 💋

don’t bring me to tears when i just did my makeup so nice

Good Graces 💋

kiss my cute ass bye ye-ye!

Sharpest Tool 💋

im confused and you’re upset but we never talked about it

Coincidence 💋

tryin to turn the past to present tense

Bed Chem 💋

how you talk so sweet when you’re doing bad things

Espresso 💋

that’s that me espresso

Dumb and Poetic 💋

it’s just what i fall for i like the aesthetic

Slim Pickins 💋

and since the lord forgot my gay awakening

Juno 💋

have you ever tried this one?

Lie to Girls 💋

don’t swear on your mom that’s it’s the first drink you had in like a month

Don’t Smile 💋

it’s fallin faster than the way you love to shut me down

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Second fic to 1,000 notes! Thank you to everyone who liked, commented and reblogged 💋💋💋

hey! can i req a spencer reid dating someone that’s like ,,, taylor swift level of famous? and like maybe the team teases him whenever a romantic song that’s clearly ab him plays?

An: YESYESYES ima use Taylor swift songs and I don’t really listen to her so bare with me guys 😍 all for you my lover 🤍 and please bare with me I’m going to write the teams dynamic as best as possible and I took notes on how to write Spencer the way matthew gray gubler is my husband he just doesn’t know it yet 💋

Style

Dr.Spencer Reid x famous af! reader ( reader is female with she/her pronouns)

warnings: some cursing, fluff af, and i think that’s it hope you enjoy my lovers 💖 criminal minds masterlist

Summary: The team finding out about Spencer’s kinda famous girlfriend

posted: April 6,2023

When Spencer woke up this morning he knew that he was going to have a great day. The team had no cases. He talked to you last night to compliment your new song. And he found out that you’re coming over later tonight.

The day couldn’t be better.

Until he actually went to work.

_____

You got that James Dean daydream look in your eyes

And I got that red lip classic thing that you like

And when we go crashing down, we come back every time

‘Cause we never go out of style, we never go out of style

He heard your song blasting through the BAU. He saw Penelope singing and dancing.

He never been more confused in his life.

“Hey pretty boy!” Derek yelled since he can’t hear himself think.

“Hey Morgan! What’s going on?!”

“Garcia and her fascination with Y/N L/N!” The music paused.

“I just want it to be known that Y/N L/N has blessed your ears with her angelic voice this morning.” She saw Spencer. “Hey Reid!”

“Hey Garcia.” She continued playing the song.

“What’s going on? It’s way to early for this.” Emily said walking in with her coffee.

“Babygirl’s favorite singer released her new single.”

Her eyes lit up.

“Oh! Replay it! I want to hear it!” And she did what she was told.

_____

Long story short everyone heard and loved his girlfriend’s new song.

“Hey guys, is it just me or the lyrics sound like Spencer?” JJ said out of nowhere.

Everyone looked at him and agreed.

“Yeah I can see that.”

“You make a good point JJ.”

“It does make sense.” Derek said while inspecting him.

“What! No it doesn’t!”

It does.

“Oh come on Spencer! You got that long hair slicked back white t shirt. That is so you!”

“Just because I have long hair does not mean she is talking about me Penelope.”

‘Besides half of the song isn’t even true.’ He mumbled hoping they didn’t hear them.

But they did.

“What did you just say pretty boy.”

“Shit. Did I say that out loud?”

Penelope gasped. “You never curse unless your hiding something or you’re frustrated! And I’m pretty sure you are not frustrated right now Spencer.”

He didn’t know what to say.

“How would you know half the song isn’t true? You don’t even listen to modern music.” Emily said with a questioning tone.

“Unless you know the song is about you!” Penelope exclaimed.

“Come on! I would not be able to get with Y/N L/N! We are in different calibers. I am a profiler and she is a pop-star with a huge- no, massive fan base. It just would never work.” Everyone looked at him surprised.

“Are you dating Y/N L/N?” Hotch walked in.

“No!”

“You ramble when you’re nervous a lot.” Emily said.

“And he’s getting sweaty.” Derek said with a questioning tone as well.

“Guys I am not dating N/N!”

Shit.

Penelope gasped once again. “You said her nickname!”

He once again was speechless.

He opened his mouth to speak but no words came out.

You were going to be so mad at him.

_____

“That’s hilarious!” You said laughing over the phone.

“What! No it’s not N/N.” You rolled your eyes. “So how did your team of profilers find out?”

He told her everything. And she laughed even more.

“Y/N stop laughing!” He said while his face was heating up.

_____

It was the next day and Spencer found out that you can’t come until next week. So of course his mood is a little down.

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“Why the long face pretty boy.” Derek continues. “Your N/N isn’t coming?” Spencer rolled his eyes. “I wouldn’t know because I’m not dating her.”

“Keep telling yourself that Spence.” JJ said and Emily laughed.

“Eek! Y/N is coming out with a new album!” Penelope exclaimed while walking in. “My whole life is complete. I have no more reason of living after such extraordinary news.” Everyone just laughed at her.

“ We should go out together. I need to express my gratitude for this album.”

Everyone just agreed, even Spencer.

_____

He really missed you but at least he has his friends.

He wasn’t ready for tomorrow.

_____

Everyone came in work at the same time and saw someone at Spencer’s desk.

“Who is that?” Penelope asked.

The person in the chair turned around and Spencer’s face lit up.

“Hey guys.” You say waving not noticing Spencer yet.

“Oh my god! Oh my god! That’s Y/N L/N! She’s here!” Penelope said hitting Morgan excitedly.

“Oh my god it is.” He said surprised.

“Have you guys seen Spencer?”

“Y/N” Spencer said surprised as well.

“Spencer!” You said running up to him and jumping into his arms.

The whole team just looked at you guys with shock in their faces.

You guys are totally oblivious at the looks that are being given.

“I thought you weren’t coming until next week.”

“It was obviously a surprise Spence now shut up and kiss me baby!” You say smiling.

You press his lips onto his and he melts in the kiss. Your hands went up to his hair and his hands rest on your hips. Hotch cleared his throat. You two broke apart.

You turn around and apologized and you saw Penelope shaking with excitement.

“You must be Penelope. I have some gifts for you.” You walked over to Spencer’s desk. “This is my new album on a disk and it even has some songs that didn’t make the cut.” You say winking. She was just staring in awe.

“And it’s also signed. I also have backstage passes to a tour that hasn’t been announced yet.” She squealed and you just laughed.

She looked at your boyfriend. “I’m never letting her go.”

Everyone laughed.

Spencer is not living this one down.

An: AHHHHH I just want to apologize for not giving exactly want the request said this just took a mind of its own fr but I hoped you enjoyed until I post again my lovers 🤍

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ANYONE who voted for Trump or third-party unfollow me. I hope yall never find peace. Rot.

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Please, Please, Please

track two of the short n sweet series

Benedict Bridgerton x princess! reader (reader is female with she/her pronouns)

warnings: cursing bc yk ms carpenter said a bad word 😔, Y/n knows allll abt Bennys rake behavior, not at all accurate, my best attempt at bridgerton dialogue and lady whistledown dialogue, hope you enjoy my lovers 🤍🤍, hopefully this makes sense 🧍‍♀️

Summary: When the princess of France visits London to hopefully find a husband and meets Benedict Bridgerton she hopes he does not embarrass her

posted: Aug. 26, 2024

Dearest gentle reader, it seems we have French royalty visiting us this week. King Adam and Queen Michelle and their two daughter's Y/n L/n and Liyah L/n. I have been told that that the king and queen are stepping down from the throne and their eldest daughter Y/n will be taking the crown.

And I heard she was quite a beauty. So eligible bachelors let's hope you know your manners. Put on your best garments because the princess intends to look for a husband.

And I'm not usually the nicest but good luck.... she's quite picky.

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I know I have good judgment, I know I have good taste

It's funny and it's ironic that only I feel that way

You are on your way to Lady Bridgerton's ball that is a welcome to you and your family. You were reading a 'Lady Whistledown' and she called you picky.

"Liyah, do you think I'm picky when choosing a husband?"

"Yes!" Your whole family exclaimed.

" J'ai demandé à Liyah !" (I asked Liyah!)

"Mais chérie, tu es très exigeante quand il s'agit de garçons." (but sweetheart you are quite picky when it comes to boys) Your mother said. You just shook your head. "Its not my fault I want a certain type of man."

"Please tell us your basic type Y/n." Liyah said with a sarcastic tone.

"Tall with brown hair, dress nice, artistic. humorous, nice smile-."

"Et tu n'es pas difficile?" You're dad interrupted. Everyone laughed and you huffed and puffed.

I promise 'em that you're different and everyone makes mistakes

But just don't

You are at the ball, standing in the corner since your sister got asked to dance. As you were conversating with your mother Benedict came into the room slightly late. He saw you and immediately went to his sister.

"Eloise who's that girl over there?" He pointed to you and Eloise looked at him like he was stupid. "What?!"

"Thats the princess of France idiot! Lady Whistledown wrote about her. Shes looking for a husband since shes next in line for the throne."

"And she came here?" Eloise shrugged.

"Talk about her being picky. None of the men in France fit her standards which is why she is here brother." He just nodded and made his way to you. "Hello princess." He bowed in front of you.

"Oh no reason for formalities sir...."

"Benedict Bridgerton." He grabbed your hand to give it a kiss which made you giggle. Your sister widened her eyes you never giggled at a man's advances. You quickly put your hand over your mouth. "Sorry men in France never had such manners." He chuckled. "It's okay and this might be an idiotic question, but you can speak French?" You nodded.

"Yup but I only learned English not too long ago so please excuse me if I have improper grammar."

"Oh no your English is excellent since the ball is coming to an end I shall ask for a dance next time." "I'll be waiting sir Benedict Bridgerton." You both smiled each other until your father pulled you away.

"Au revoir Benoît!" You said while waving.

"Bye Y/n!"

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"Father why did-."

"Je ne veux pas que tu sois près de cet homme." (I do not want you around that man." He said while pointing at you.

"Pourquoi pas?" (Why not?")

"C'est Benedict Bridgerton, il était un libertin avec un grand R et je ne sais pas ce que vous en pensez." (That is Benedict Bridgerton he used to be a capital R rake and I do not what you around that.) You rolled your eyes.

"Le mot clé était que tout le monde fait des erreurs et je sais qu'il est différent de ça et qu'il a changé." (Keyword used to be everyone makes mistakes and I know he is different than that and changed.)

Lets hope he changed.

Whatever devil's inside you, don't let him out tonight

I tell them it's just your culture and everyone rolls their eyes

Yeah, I know

All I'm asking, baby

After a few dances with Benedict you were starting to catch feelings as was he. But you can tell he didn’t change. Every time you are not with he’s with another girl and you wouldn’t know that if it weren’t for Lady Whistledown.

Dearest gentle reader,

It seems that Princess Y/n isn’t the only girl on Benedict Bridgerton’s mind. As he was out and about with other hungry girls waiting for marriage.

If I must say myself these girls don’t even compare to Y/n but poor Benedict cannot see that.

"Je te l'ai dit." (I told you) Your sister said. "Told me what exactly?"

"That he's no good." You roll your eyes.

"Just because he's entertaining other girls does not mean he's going to marry them. That's probably how they are in England." She rolled her eyes dramatically.

Please, please, please

Don't prove I'm right

And please, pleasе, please

Don't bring me to tеars when I just did my makeup so nice

You really hope that he doesn’t prove the naysayers right. You truly believe that he changed from his rake ways and is now a gentleman.

You hope he doesn’t make you cry after you did your makeup so nice for him.

Heartbreak is one thing, my ego's another

I beg you, don't embarrass me, motherfucker

Please, please, please

He better not embarrass you. You can’t go through this again. It was embarrassment after embarrassment and you will not let this motherfucker do that to you.

And we could live so happily if no one knows that you're with me

I'm just kidding, but really , really, really

Benedict led you to a hidden garden with his hand in yours intertwined. You two were giggling and trying not to get your clothes dirty. “Benedict where are you taking me?!”

“Just a little longer darling.”

This has been going on for a few months. No one knows that you two are together not married but together. There’s not really a name for it but you guys are very happy.

You guys got to the garden and he leaned in for a kiss

then you woke up.

Please, please, please

Don't prove I'm right

And please, please, please

Don't bring me to tears when I just did my makeup so nice

You did your makeup just the way Benedict likes it and you went to his place for a picnic.

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“Sorry your majesty but Benedict is not here right now.” His brother Anthony said. “And why not?” Your tone indicates that you are very angry. He almost looks scared. “I don’t know princess-.”

“So he planned this and now he’s not even here?!” You stormed off with tears threatening to fall.

How dare he embarrass you when you did your makeup so nice for him. Now you’re here, crying, ruining your makeup.

Heartbreak is one thing, my ego's another

I beg you, don't embarrass me, motherfucker

Please, please, please

You were walking around the market getting sweets for yourself and the family when Benedict comes rushing towards you. You rolled your eyes at the sight of him. “Listen Y/n-.”

“Princess L/n to you.”

“Well Princess L/n I would like to apologize for not showing up to the picnic but I really wanted to be there.”

“But you were too busy being a rake at a gentlemen’s club right?” He was going to ask how you know about that. “Lady Whistledown sent me a little note about your behavior and why you wasn���t present when you planned the picnic.” You were going to leave then turned back around to get close to him. “If you wanna go and be stupid. Don't do it in front of me.”

It wasn’t about the picnic it was about him planning the picnic then doing god knows what knowing he had a previous engagement with you.

Don't make me hate you prolifically

Please, please, please

After you saw how Benedict acts you just didn’t want that. You left for Paris and he send you letter after letter but you didn’t answer any. You just didn’t want him to make you hate him but so far he’s doing a pretty good job.

This is what you get.

Please, please, please

An: there is so many typos in this going to fix tht ASAP but girl im in school so updates are going to be VERYYYY slow but hoped you enjoy my lovers 🤍🤍

[whowantslovergirl]

Can’t let my girlies down fr

[whowantslovergirl]

Girl, honest question: whys there no Kev Ball x f!Reader out there?? Did i miss something?? 😞😞

girl idk but if you have ideas i can def do one 🤷‍♀️

[whowantslovergirl]

please know what breast cancer feels and looks like this could save your life or someone else’s

How to spot signs and symptoms of Breast Cancer 

[whowantslovergirl]

Female Dr. Reid

Spencer Reid x reader (reader is female with she/her pronouns)

warnings: pen being the cutest matchmaker, spencer has ptsd when it comes to dating, reader has a dr title, post prison spencer (he’s 37 in this), just cute shit 😍 criminal minds masterlist

Summary: When Penelope met Y/n in a coffeehouse and saw how similar her and Spencer were she just had to set them up

posted: July 29, 2024

Penelope was on her way to work when she stopped at the local coffeehouse. She was in line when she saw you waiting for your drink she made a mental note to compliment your shoes. They were dark red pumps and she always wanted a pair.

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She came over to wait for her drink and she was by you. “I love your pumps.” You look at her. “Oh thank you. I love your outfit.”

“Thank you. I’m Penelope.” She held her hand out for you to shake. You shook your head. “Oh I don’t shake hands, there is so many germs in shaking hands and fun fact it’s actually safer to kiss.” Her jaw dropped. “Oh my god! My co worker is just like that. He has this whole thing with germs and he always says that same exact fact.” She saw your tag for the college down the street from the BAU. “What do you teach?”

“Oh criminology and forensic psychology.”

“Wow I actually work with profilers.” You looked shocked. “Oh my gosh that’s so cool!” You guys talked and talked and she found out that you have three PhDs and the same exact interests.

“My co worker also has three! You guys are just alike. And one more question you look a little young to be a professor how old are you?”

You smiled. “I’m 37 and I started young I graduated high school at 12 and finished college at 16 and all the other stuff when I was 24.” Penelope was shocked at how similar you guys are. She’s big on soulmates and she thinks she just found Spencer’s.

“Y/n!”

“Oh that’s me bye Penelope here’s my card it’s my phone number so just send a text.” You smiled at her and got your coffee and left.

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“Where’s Spencer?!” Derek looked at the blonde woman shaking with excitement. “Why do you need Spencer?”

“I just met his soulmate!” As she was saying this Spencer came in. “What?” She turned around. “Spencer I just met your soulmate. You have to meet her! She has three phds, loves doctor who, same age and she teaches what we do!”

“Pen you know I’m not dating anymore.” He said while walking away to get his coffee. After Maeve and Cat he can’t fall in love without something going wrong. Pen was hot on his trail. “But you would love her! And she likes her coffee the same exact way! I know I tried it and almost went into a diabetic coma.” Spencer turned around.

“I’m not interested..”

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“Hey Y/n!” You and Pen were waiting for their coffees after a few conversations they considered each other friends. “Hey Pen!”

“I tried to set you up with my co worker but-.”

“What?! Pen I’m not looking for anyone right now.” Penelope nodded. “But you would love him! He is exactly your type.”

“Pen I’m not interested.”

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After Pen left with her coffee. You noticed she dropped her id for the FBI. You picked it up and followed her trail. You got a visitor pass and went into the BAU. You saw an attractive tall brunette hair man. “Um hi do you know where Penelope is? She left her id.” Spencer saw you and everything around him stopped. You were absolutely gorgeous even though he had no idea who you were it didn’t matter because you are breathtaking.

“Yea she’s down the hall to the right.” You nodded and went to the room and knocked. “Come in to the dungeon my dear!” You came in. “Hey Pen you left your id.”

“Oh my thank you! I didn’t notice they just let me in. So don’t you have a class?” You shook your head. “It’s an afternoon class and I already planned for it.” You shrugged. “But you have a very attractive co worker.” Her eyes widened. “Which one they are all very attractive.”

“He’s tall, had long brown hair, facial hair, and brown eyes.” She squealed which made you jump. “That’s Spencer! I told you he’s your type!”

“That was Spencer?! I was not at all expecting him to look like that.” She grabbed your hands.

“Oh Y/n pleaseeee let me set you up. I promise you will love him. And he will love you.” After much convincing you nodded and Penelope cried with delight. “You guys are going to have attractive and smart children. Oh my god! Name one of them Penelope. He wants four kids anyway!”

What did you get yourself into?

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As you were in Penelope’s office, Spencer was talking to Derek about Penelope’s friend. “She was beautiful! And she works at the college down the street because I saw her id. Y/n L/n even her name is beautiful-.” As he was ranting you came out to go to work. “Well bye everyone it was nice meeting you.” You noticed Derek. “Oh hi I’m Y/n.”

“Derek.” He held his hand out to shake. “Oh I don’t shake hands because of all the germs you know it’s actually safer to kiss.” Derek’s eyebrows raised. “Wow Spence you say the same thing!” You just smile. “Well I have to go to work.”

“Um what do you teach? I saw your id.” Spencer asked. “Criminology and forensic psychology.” His eyes widened.

“So you teach what we do.” He smiled. “Yea I guess I do.” You smile back.

“So professor L/n.” Derek added.

“Dr. L/n actually.” You corrected him. Spencer eyes widened even more. “You have a phd?”

“Three actually.” Derek smiled. “Spence also has three.”

“Yea Penelope told me when we first met.”

Then it came to him you are the person Penelope wanted to set him up with. You checked your watch. “I really have to go.”

“Yea I’ll walk you out.” Spencer said while rushing to your side. After you left Spencer darted to Penelope’s office.

“Pen! Was that the girl you want to set me up with?!”

“Yea why?”

“I’m free on Saturday so can you text her that please?” Penelope never been happier. “Yes of course!”

Her plan worked. She purposely left her id so Y/n can get and bring it. And it worked!

Soon Dr. L/n will become Dr. Reid.

An: HOPED YOU ENJOYED MY LOVERS 🤍

[whowantslovergirl]

Can you write an imagine for John b based on the song golden hour by jvke?

An: YES I CANNNNNN you ask and you shall receive 💋🤍

Golden hour

John b x reader (reader is female with she/her pronouns)

warnings: literally nothing just cute fluffy shit outer banks masterlist

Summary: John B and Y/n being completely head over heels for each other

posted: July 28, 2024

It was just two lovers

Sittin' in the car, listening to Blonde

Fallin' for each other

Y/n and John B were sitting in the Twinkie playing with each other’s hands just listen to the blonde album. It was the same album that was playing when they got together and had their first kiss so it always had a special place in their hearts.

“You know I love you right?” He said while looking at Y/n. “Yea I’m really in love with you Johnny.” She said while laughing.

I was all alone with the love of my life

She's got glitter for skin

Y/n was dancing with Kie smiling and laughing at the chateau. John B was admiring her. This might sound weird but John B always loved her skin. It was just so beautiful and she was always glowing. Everything about her was just perfect. She is the love of his life.

I don't need no light to see you

Shine

It's your golden hour

You slow down time

In your golden hour

“You’re so bright.” She looked at him with a confused look. “What are you saying John?”

“You just shine like I don’t know it’s like I don’t need a light to see you.”

She laughed and shook her head. “Stop being corny you know I don’t like compliments.” He just kissed her on the cheek. “Never Y/n.”

We were just two lovers

Feet up on the dash, drivin' nowhere fast

Burnin' through the summer

Radio on blast, make the moment last

Minutes feel like hours

Y/n and John were driving around. Playing with each other’s hands like they always do. Y/n’s feet are on the dash, the windows were down, and the radio was on blast so whole neighborhood can hear every single melody. It’s only been minutes but time slows down when John B and Y/n are together.

Minutes feel like hours.

Fallin' like I did?

For the love of my life

She's got glow on her face

A glorious look in her eyes

Like always John B was admiring Y/n. Even though they have been dating for years, John B will always be completely smitten for Y/n.

My angel of light

I was all alone with the love of my life

She's got glitter for skin

My radiant beam in the night

Y/n and John B were cuddling on his bed it was around midnight and they were talking and giggling to each other for almost no reason at all. “You know you have glitter for skin Y/n?”

“Why do you always say weird stuff like that.”

“Because the weird stuff is true.” She laughed which caused him to laugh.

“I love you John.”

“I love you too Y/n.”

I don't need no light to see you

Shine

It's your golden hour

You slow down time

In your golden hour

Y/n was John B’s light. His day in the night. His fire in the fog. His golden hour.

And he will forever cherish her.

An: hope this was everything you wanted until next time lovers 🤍

[whowantslovergirl]

An: this picture is very dear to my heart

Celebrity Crush

Kate Martin x influencer! reader (reader is female with she/her pronouns)

warnings: reader goes to umich, cursing, this was before the umich vs iowa game and let’s pretend it was a home game for Michigan, reader is a beauty influencer, Kate being whipped, timeline of the relationship 😝 wbb masterlist

Summary: Kate goes on live saying the famous beauty influencer N/n L/n is her celebrity crush

posted: July 25, 2024

The question that started it all:

Jada was live and Kate was seen in the background listening and scrolling on her phone. Jada was looking through the comments trying to find something to respond to.

katemartinsgf: who’s yall celebrity crush??

“My celebrity crush is my boyfriend. What about you Kate?” She looked up. “What?”

“Who’s your celebrity crush?” She got up with a smile super excited to talk about you.

“It’s that one girl, she goes to umich and she does like day in the life and like get ready with me’s. I forgot her name!”

The comments immediately knew who she was talking about.

user1: OMG N/N L/N

user2: ITS N/N L/N

user3: OMG N/N L/N I LOVE HER SHES SO FUNNY

user4: N/N L/N

“Everyone’s saying N/n L/n.”

“Yes, that’s her! She’s so pretty oh my god.” Kate talked about you the whole live.

That one clip went viral, but you never seen it.

______

You were scrolling on TikTok, and your notifications went crazy. People kept tagging you in this video, but you never checked it and just silenced mentions.

Thank God your friend asked if you wanted to go to the basketball game next week.

How N/n and Kate met:

“Hey guys! So today we are going to a basketball game. A girls basketball game because women sports are better and more entertaining.” You were vlogging your time before, during, and after the game and you were with your friend in the wolverine colors.

“Who’s playing?” You ask your friend.

“I think Iowa and I heard that they’re good so this will be fun.” They responded.

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“So we’re getting some snacks from the vending machine because the food that they sell is-.” Your friend cut you off.

“Fucking terrible! Omg did I tell you when I literally got food poisoning from it? Almost died for real.” You were shocked because they never told you that. They laughed at your reaction.

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While you guys were getting snacks the Iowa team were coming into the locker room. While they were walking Kate saw you at the vending machine and freaked out.

“Jada! Jada! Look who’s at the vending machine!” She looked and started going crazy with Kate. Gabbie saw this and just had to ask. “Why are yall freaking out?” They just pointed to the vending machine.

“Oh my god! Is that N/n L/n?!” They nodded out of excitement.

“Kate get her number!” Jada exclaimed. Kate looked at her with wide eyes. “What! No!”

“Why not? Just go!” She pushed Kate and you saw her, and it looked like she tripped so you went up to her.

“Oh my god! Are you okay?” She looked up and widened her eyes. “Yea yea I’m fine thanks for asking.” You looked at her and your jaw actually dropped. Her height alone was very attractive and her eyes oh my. "Oh ok, wait are you on Iowa?"

"Uh yea I was just going to the locker room."

"Oh well I'm Y/n or N/n whatever you feel comfortable with."

"I'm Kate." She smiled and turned to Jada; Jada mouthed "get her number now!" She turned back to you. "Do you think I can get your number?" You raised your eyebrows, and you looked shocked. "If you're not into girls its fine I'll just go-."

"No, it's fine and yea you can get my number." You gave it to her and went back to your friend who was recording the whole thing. Jada was jumping up and down out of excitement when Kate came back.

After the game you started editing your video and left in your interaction with Kate and the comments went crazy.

user5: I just know Kate is happy asf 💀

user6: AHHHH IT HAPPENED

user7: our dream came true guys

user8: they better get together istg

user9: this cured my depression

First facetime:

You and Kate have been texting back and forth with each other even if you guys live a few states apart it never stopped you guys from liking each other. Then you suggested that you guys should facetime more, and Kate freaked out.

_____

"She wants to facetime! Do I look okay?" Kate asked Jada as she was trying to fix her hair. "Yes, Kate you look fine."

Then you called. "Oh my god she's calling!"

"Then answer it, Kate."

_____

"Hey N/n"

"Hey Kate. Wait I feel like you should have a nickname too." She smiles. "Oh yea? What should it be?" You shrugged. "I don't know like martin the martian or something." She busted out laughing. "Extra points for creativity N/n." You smile. "Thanks! Really thought about it."

You guys fell asleep on the phone together.

When Kate and Y/n finally became girlfriend and girlfriend:

Kate was planning to fly to Michigan to visit you and you were very happy. Her plane just landed, and you are almost on your way to pick her up.

_____

You saw her come out and got out of the car to hug her. You jumped in her arms, and she dropped her bag.

"Hey N/n."

"Hey martin the martian." You guys got in the car and drove to your apartment.

_____

You guys are watching a movie, and you guys were on the part where the guy asks the girl to be his girlfriend. "That is so cute. So simple but so cute." You said and Kate looked at you. "So, you don't want anything extravagant?" You shook your head. "I feel like something private between two people is better than something public."

"So do you want to be my girlfriend?" You look at her in shock. "Are you serious?!" She nodded. "Yea I'll be your girlfriend." You smiled.

When Y/n surprised Kate:

You and Kate haven't seen each other in three months. Since it was winter it was very hard to find a flight that wasn't getting delayed or cancelled but luckily you found one and are on your way to Iowa now.

You told Kate that there was a big snowstorm coming and you couldn't come until next week. That was obviously a lie. You were informed by Caitlin that there was a team dinner tonight and you should surprise her there. Right now, you are vlogging your trip to Iowa and now in a hotel room with Caitlin. "Alright guys I'm in Iowa right now with Cait." "Hey everybody!" She yelled. "But we are getting ready for the team dinner and surprise Kate. So, this will cut to when we're ready."

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"Hey guys so Y/n is still not ready so I will be occupying you guys." Cait said while setting up the camera. Before she can you came in. "Oh my god she's here guys."

"I did not take that long!" Cait just rolled her eyes. You picked up the camera. "Ok so we are going to show our outfits even though they're basic black dresses." You flipped the camera to show Cait and she started posing dramatically. Then took the camera to show you and you did the same thing you both laughed, and it cut to you hiding in the bathroom of the restaurant.

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"Right now, I'm hiding in the bathroom waiting for my signal." You said while whispering. "Jada is going to knock on the stall and Ima come out. We are doing it after dinner so I'm going to be here for about an hour but it's fine because I'm playing episode, and this story is so good oh my." After an hour passed Jada knocked on the stall and you rushed out and Jada was holding your camera. "Is it recording?" You shook your head and turned it on. "She was literally talking about you the whole dinner." You laughed. "No really, she was like 'I miss N/n' 'I'm seeing her next week, but I wanted to see her today.' You took the camera from Jada.

"Yall heard that? My bae loves me."

"No, she actually does guys." You and Jada laughed.

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The team was getting ready to leave when Coach said they're going to take a picture. Lisa was in on it, and she saw you and asked to take a picture. "Hey, can you take a picture of us?" She says smiling. "Yea of course." Kate recognized your voice but didn't turn around because you're not here anyway. You took her phone to take the picture and Kate's jaw dropped and her eyes widened. You took the picture. "We should retake it because Kate's face ruins the photo." You said laughing. She ran up to hug you. "What about the snowstorm?"

"Babe there was no snowstorm."

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When you guys got home you went to edit the video after spending time with Kate and the team. "What are you titling it?"

'Surprising my Iowa bae'

She laughed and you posted it.

user10: this is so cute omg

user11: I LOVE THEM OMG

user12: THIS IS HOW I FOUND OUT????

N/nreplied: girl where you been 🧍‍♀️

Random N/n and Kate video:

You and Kate were going to eat dinner together. They got Culvers when Kate had an idea for a video. They were going to eat while answering questions.

"Hello everyone, today we are going to be answering questions that you guys have. I was going to do something like this, but Kate wanted to do a video so bad."

"Not true." You just looked at her. "Okay before she starts lying even more, we are going to start."

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"Alright them what you got babe." Kate started showing her food. I got the cod fish burger withe extra tartar sauce with fries and a lemonade."

"She has to be healthy because she's an athlete or whatever, But I got a double butter burger with a large fry and a large Dr. Pepper. Also, some vanilla custard." She looked at you. "You're so big."

"Shut up! Ok let's eat and answer your questions!"

What's one thing you guys like about each other? And one thing you hate?

"I like Kate's smile and I hate when she makes a joke and she like looks around to make sure you laughed, and she always looks a dad waiting for his kids to laugh with like a huge smile on her face." She was laughing. "No, I don't!"

"Yes, you do!"

"My favorite thing about N/n is her humor and one thing I hate is how she makes fun of me." That made you burst out laughing. "I don't make fun of you." She looked at the camera with her jaw dropped. "Shes lying to you."

Favorite memory of each other?

They both were silent, trying to think of their favorite memory. "I don't really have one." Kate said and you nodded. "We only been dating for like six months-."

"Seven." Kate corrected. "Sorry seven months and we only spent like four of those together, so we don't really have that much." You shrugged.

First impression of each other?

"When I first saw N/n for the first time I freaked out you can ask Jada. I freaked out."

"Was that the first time you saw me in person?" She nodded.

"My first impression of Kate was I thought she was clumsy because I thought she tripped and then seeing her up close I was very attracted to her."

"Awwww you love me!" You rolled your eyes at her statement.

_____

After a few more questions, you ended the video and posted it without editing.

user13: them arguing is hilarious

user14: N/n and Kate world domination

user15: KATE CALLING N/N BIG BYEEEE

user16: i love their relationship like when is it my turn :(

The WNBA draft:

"Good morning! Today is the WNBA draft and Kate is getting drafted-."

"We don't know that for sure!"

"Shut up!" You wanted to vlog Kate drafted because you know it's going to happen. "Kate doesn't think she's getting drafted, but I believe that my bae is getting drafted."

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"Ok guys were getting ready and looks who's here!" You pan the camera to Jada and Gabbie, and they cheered. "So, I know some people here, but I never really watched college sports since I met Kate soo and from the people I had seen so far. By far the most attractive women I ever seen." Everyone laughed. "So yall know the drill we are going to be ready after this cut."

______

"Look at us!' Kate exclaimed. "We are on our way to the draft guys. I'm so excited!" You said.

______

"So, we are in our seats, and I don't know if I'm allowed to film so you guys are in my lap." You whispered. "We are almost done on the first round of picks and Kate will be chosen the second round."

"You don't know that." She whispered back and you just ignored her.

"She will be picked."

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On the 17th pick you are starting to get nervous because Kate didn't get chosen yet. They are about to announce the 18th pick for the Las Vegas Aces.

"For the 18th pick of the 2024 WNBA draft the Las Vegas Aces select.... Kate Martin." You screamed out of joy and jumped up causing your camera to fall. You hugged and kissed her with a huge smile on your face. You picked up your camera real fast so you can film Kate holding the jersey.

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"My Martin the Martian is a Las Vegas Ace!!!" You screamed in the camera with an Aces hat on. "Guys didn't I say she was going to get picked? Yea and guess what happened? She got picked!"

Since you were so happy you completely forgot that Kate will be all the way in Las Vegas.

user17: YESSSSSS SHES AN ACE

user18: I love how supportive N/n is 😍

user19: THE CAMERA BYEEEE

user20: so cute :)

Kate surprising Y/n:

It has been four months since Kate and Y/n been apart. They're still going strong because they're used to doing a long-distance relationship, but they miss each other dearly. Kate been planning on surprising you in Michigan when she goes to play a game there and she filmed most of it so you can post it.

‘Martin the Martian takeover’

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“Hey guys so I am going to surprise N/n today because she doesn’t know I’m going to Michigan. Since she graduated she is doing her masters online which is amazing clap it up for my girl.” She started clapping. “She’ll add clapping sounds don’t worry guys.”

“But anyway I’m on my way to Michigan now and I’m very excited to see her cause I haven’t seen her in like four months.”

“She tells us all the time!” Aja exclaimed in the background. Kate looked at the camera and ended the video.

_____

Kate is in Michigan and you are at your parent’s house just until the apartment you have gets ready for you. Your parents know that Kate is coming over and it’s killing your mom that she can’t tell you.

You got a call from Kate and you answered it. “Hello?”

“Hey N/n I sent you a little present and it says it delivered say can you check if it’s there?” You had a confused look on your face. “Ok?”

You went downstairs to see if the ‘present’ is there. You opened the door and screamed. Kate was right there filming your reaction. “Look babe I’m vlogging!” You laugh and jumped into her arms. “I missed you.” You mumbled into her shoulder. “I missed you too baby.”

“I actually got you a gift though.” She took her jersey and some tickets out of her bag. “There’s three if you want to invite your parents or friends.” You teared up. “Thank you Kate.” You give her a kiss. She ended the video and you guys hung out before you guys went to the game she left a little earlier but you were still there.

______

Kate sent you the videos she made and you edited and posted ‘Martin the Martian takeover’

user21: the fact that she vlogged this knowing that N/n would want a video I LOVE THEM

user22: no they’re honestly the cutest

user23: yall better marry each other 🙄

user24: i love them

By the way this was all because Kate said N/n is her celebrity crush.

An: ending was ass BUT HOPED YOU ENJOY MY LOVERS 🤍🤍🤍🤍

[whowantslovergirl]

can you write song fic for john B reader is a kook and really wants to be john bs gf bc she thinks sarah is terrible for him i was thinking girlfriend by avril

thanks!!! Love your stories

An: OMG I LOVE THIS???? this request ate but you asked and you shall receive 😝😝😝 AND THANK YOU ILYSMMM 🤍🤍

Girlfriend

John b x reader (reader is female with she/her pronouns)

warnings: reader is ‘kook princess’, cursing, not doing the whole song :(, let's be honest sarah is not good for john b srry guys, italics are flashbacks, ^ this means start the song, reader being tht girl, outer banks masterlist

Summary: Y/n doesn’t like his girlfriend and she thinks he needs a new one

posted: July 9, 2024

Y/n always had a crush on John B. I mean who wouldn’t? But when Sarah Cameron got with him. Y/n became physically sick. It’s true she literally threw up when she found out. Sarah Cameron is known for cheating so why would he get with someone like that.

Y/n is much better for him and she won’t stop until she gets what she wants. ^

Hey, hey, you, you

I don't like your girlfriend

No way, no way

I think you need a new one

It’s no secret that I don’t like Sarah Cameron and I’m not one to slut shame but she’s a slut. Who gets together with someone who is known for cheating?, that makes no sense. John B and I always had our little interactions. Like last week he totally was flirting.

“Hey N/n.” Only very select people are allowed to call me by my nickname so obviously he means a lot.

“Hey Johnny Boy.” You smiled and he smiled back. He got a little closer as did I. “I like your outfit.” You smiled. “Thanks Johnny I wore it just for you.” His eyebrows raised and he chuckled. “Oh did you now?” You nodded.

He needs a new girlfriend and it is definitely going to be me.

Hey, hey, you, you

I could be your girlfriend

“You know I could probably be your girlfriend.” I was being serious but John B obviously didn’t care and he laughed in my face.

When is he going to realize that Sarah ain’t shit?

Hey, hey, you, you

I know that you like me

No way, no way

No, it's not a secret

It’s not a secret that John B is attracted to Y/n literally everyone sees it.

“So when you gonna realize that Y/n is better?” JJ asked John B while they were smoking together on the front porch.

“JJ shut up bro. I’m with Sarah and no one is going to change that.” JJ rolled his eyes. “Alright John B I’m just saying that Y/n is the better choice.”

Hey, hey, you, you

I want to be your girlfriend

“Johnny I want to be your girlfriend.”

“I’m with Sarah, Y/n.” I rolled my eyes.

“Yea not for long.” I say under my breath while walking away. “What was that?” I turned and smiled. “Nothing!”

You're so fine I want you mine you're so delicious

I think about you all the time you're so addictive

Don't you know what I can do to make you feel alright

There he is looking so delicious with that blonde bitch right next to him. My friends and I are on my boat and we can see the chateau from here. “I mean it’s disgusting!” I said while putting my glasses back on. My friend just rolled her eyes. “Y/n I’m sorry but they’re not breaking up.”

“She cheated like three times!” I said retaliating.

He will be mine.

Don't pretend I think you know I'm damn precious

And hell yeah, I'm the mother fucking princess

I can tell you like me too and you know I'm right

John B was walking around when he saw you shopping around. He went up to you to strike up a conversation. “Hey N/n.” I turn around with a big smile on my face.

God, he loved your smile.

“Hey Johnny Boy.” He sees all my bags. “So what’s the princess shopping for?”

“Um nothing?” He laughed at that. We just stared at each other. “Do you like me John B? And before you go ‘yeah!’ I mean really like me.”

He choked on his spit. “What?”

“John I know you like me but you’re ’with Sarah’. But once you see what everyone else is. You have my number.” I winked and left.

I mean you are the hottest girl on the island and you are John B’s type but he’s with Sarah.

‘I’m with Sarah.’ He repeats as he continues walking through town.

She's like so whatever

You could do so much better

I think we should get together now

And that's what everyone's talking about

“Sarah or Y/n?”

“Oh Y/n for sure.”

“I just don’t understand why he’s with someone like that.”

“I mean Sarah’s hot but not hot enough to stay after she cheated more than once.”

Those were some phrases I heard around the island. Everyone knows it but him. He’s blinded by ‘love’.

______

“You know people talk around here JB?” I told him when I saw him walk toward me. "Listen Y/n I know that we are kind of attracted to each other, but it can never happen."

"So, you admit it?"

"Admit what?"

"That you think I'm attractive." I start smiling. He just looks at me with pure confusion.

"That's not the point!"

"Whatever you say Johnny." I walked away.

He wants to be with me so bad it makes him look stupid.

Hey, hey, you, you

I don't like your girlfriend

No way, no way

I think you need a new one

"He literally said we both find each other attractive or attracted to each other I don't remember but is that not admitting something?!" I was at my friend's house waiting for her to get ready so we could go to this kegger. She came out finally ready. "You know Sarah is going to be there." I looked at her. "So?"

"I'm just saying I don't think she'll be very fond of the girl she doesn't like trying to steal her boyfriend." I rolled my eyes.

"Oh, please that relationship was over the first time she cheated."

"Okayyy."

_____

I was at the kegger getting something to drink when I see Sarah Cameron storm up to me. I greet her with a smile. "Hey Sarah!"

"Don't 'Hey Sarah!" me!"

"Ok I sense some anger in your tone is there a reason?" She can tell I was trying not to laugh. How was I supposed to take her seriously? Someone like Sarah trying to act scary is such a joke.

"Yea there's a reason bitch. Why am I hearing that you're trying to get with my boyfriend?"

“Um because I am. I don't think he's good for you so I think he need a new girlfriend and that will be me so bye Sarah!" I walked away to tell my friend. She was obviously shocked that I didn't try to deny it. Which made her even more angry. I stopped and turned back around and walked to her the same way she walked to you. "And if you walk up to me like that again and curse at me like that again. I will have no choice but to slap the shit out of you. Muah Bye Sarah!"

John B saw the whole thing and didn't step in once. JJ was laughing and Kie and Pope were staring out of shock. This made him realize that you are the better choice but for some reason he just can't leave Sarah.

Hey, hey, you, you

I could be your girlfriend

After the kegger John B and Sarah had another falling out. When I heard of this I was ecstatic. It will finally happen, and I will have John B all to yourself.

I could be his girlfriend.

Hey, hey, you, you

I know that you like me

No way, no way

No, it's not a secret

I was walking around the shopping center when I see John B walk up to me. "Hey N/n."

"Hey Johnny."

"So its not a secret that I like you-."

“No, it’s not a secret.” I said shaking your head. He just laughed.

"But until I figure out this Sarah thing, we can't be together."

"So, it's possible?" I asked in a hopeful tone. He just nodded and walked away.

"Holy Shit!" I yelled out of excitement. Which called everyone to look at me, so you pretended you didn't know who yelled either.

I have a chance!!

Hey, hey, you, you

I want to be your girlfriend

"Hey N/n!" I heard John B yell out. I was sunbathing at the beach when he came over. "Hey Johnny."

"What are you doing?" I just look at him and motion to my setting. He just laughed nervously. We just stared at each other awkwardly. "Well, I'm gonna go." He just walked away.

"You know I want to be your girlfriend right Johnny?!" He put a thumbs up away still walking away.

I can see the way, I see the way you look at me

And even when you look away I know you think of me

I know you talk about me all the time again and again

I was at the country club waiting for my mom to be done with her massage. John B was waiting for his friends. They made eye contact, and I can see the way John B is looking at me, with pure desire. I was definitely looking at him the same way and I motion to come over. He points to himself. "Yes you." I mouthed. He slowly comes over.

So come over here and tell me what I wanna hear

Better, yet, make your girlfriend disappear

I don't wanna hear you say her name ever again

"Hey Johnny." I get closer to him trapping him against the wall and he looks pretty fond of it, so I stayed there. "Hey Y/n." I gasped, "You never called me that before?" He just shook his head looking for his friends.

"So, when are you breaking with her John B?"

"Uhm, I don't know I just never had the chance to do so." He said while running his hand through his hair. I rolled your eyes.

"Look Y/n I can't just break up with Sarah-."

"Don't say her name around me ever again.

Just get rid of her so I can have you, okay?" I walked away when I saw his friends come toward us.

JJ came in with wide eyes. "Why was she talking to you bro?!"

"Just shut up JJ."

cause...

She's like so whatever

And you could do so much better

I think we should get together now

And that's what everyone's talking about

"So, you might break up with her for Y/n?" Pope asked. The guys were on the boat just talking and drinking beer when the topic of Y/n was brought up.

"I don't know I mean I want to, but I can't just break up with her you know?" JJ and Pope just nodded.

"Yea you don't wanna be a dick, everyone is talking about it though. Some are even placing bets." JJ said.

"Fuck." John b said under his breath.

Hey, hey, you, you

I don't like your girlfriend

No way, no way

I think you need a new one

You're getting tired of waiting for John B to break up with Sarah. He keeps coming up with these bullshit excuses. Like just break up with her already. He needs a new one anyway. And that will be you.

Sounds pretty stalkerish but he will be yours.

Hey, hey, you, you

I could be your girlfriend

I mean it's not like I couldn't be a good girlfriend anybody could be a better girlfriend than Sarah Cameron.

He just can't see that yet but it's okay I'll wait a little longer for him to come to his fucking senses.

Hey, hey, you, you

I know that you like me

No way, no way

No, it's not a secret

I was laying down in your room when John B called me.

"Hey Johnny."

"Ima break up with her in a week, okay? Some shit happened and I'm definitely going to do it next week okay?" I didn't say anything out of pure shock.

"I really wanna be with you N/n. Don't think any different alright?"

Then he hung up.

Hey, hey, you, you

I want to be your girlfriend

After the call with John B it's been very evident that he is standing on his word. Sarah and he have been falling out and it's making me smile. It shouldn't but it does. I want to be his girlfriend anyway so why wouldn't I be happy?

In a second you'll be wrapped around my finger

'Cause I can, 'cause I can do it better

There's no other, so when's it gonna sink in

She's so stupid, what the hell were you thinking?

Sarah and John B broke up.... finally.

In no time he will be wrapped around my finger. I mean what was he thinking anyway. I can do it way better than her anyway. I don't why it took that long to sink in. Now he is going to be my boyfriend.

Finally

Hey, hey, you, you

I could be your girlfriend

"Hey Johnny."

"Hey babe." He gave me a peck on the lips.

"Well that took a while didn't it?" He nodded.

"It did but hey, you're finally my girl." I smiled.

"Yea I am."

Hey, hey!

An: AHHHHHHH finallyyyy done with the story I hope you enjoy my lovers

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An: obviously based on this song 😍 this is going to be a long one 💋 but i worked really hard in this one because i am chandler and chandler is me i tried to write their dynamic as best as i can

Hey Lover!

Chandler Bing x hyper fem! reader (she/her pronouns)

warnings: fluff and cursing, friends are a little rude in this, kinda suggestive talk, angst if you squint, later seasons like 5 under and that’s it hope you enjoy my lovers 🤍

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Summary: The one where Chandler found the love of his life

posted: April 9,2023

The one where they met:

You were walking into Central Perk or as you would call it. ‘The best coffee shop in all of New York.’ You put your coat on the rack and as you were walking you bump into a fairly tall man.

“Oh I’m sorry I wasn’t look-ah.” He stopped when he saw you. “Oh no I’m sorry it wasn’t your fault.” He just stared and stared and stared.

“Um Can I just?” You pointed to the counter. “Oh yeah I’m sorry.” You just nodded and walked to the counter. “Chandler” You turn around. “What?” “My name. My name is Chandler I think.” You let out a short laugh. “You’re funny Chandler. I’m Y/N.”

“Do you wanna go out sometime Y/N?” You nodded and gave him your number and he reciprocated.

Little did you know that was the name of your future husband.

The one when it’s the first date:

You wore a mini dress with white heels and sliver jewelry. While admiring yourself in the mirror, you heard a knock at your door and got excited.

You and Chandler talked for a few weeks before actually going on a date. You talked for hours and hours. He’s exactly your type. Funny, tall, handsome and a good job. There was absolutely nothing wrong with him.

You opened the door. “Hey.” He just stared. “Sorry I was thinking about how I’m going to kill you after this.” You laughed and he smiled. No one laughed at his dark humor. “Well at least I look good for my final moments.” You said while posing dramatically. He laughed “Let’s go it’s a long drive.” You nodded and intertwined your hands.

He giggled.

You gasped. “Did you just giggle?!” He just made excuses and kept walking.

_____

“She left you with her underwear on!” You say laughing hysterically. “Ok ok it’s not that funny.”

“I’m sorry I’m sorry and this is all because what you did in fourth grade.” He nodded and said something even more funny.

“Then I walked out with the bathroom door.”

You laughed even harder and people were looking at you. He was trying to calm you down. “Just a really funny story folks nothing to laugh at here.”

After laughing until you almost peed, you finally calm down. “Enough about me tell me about you Y/N.” “Well what do you want to know?” He just shrugged. “I don’t know tell me everything.” You nodded. “Well I work as a manger of design at this place.” “What place?” “Oh you probably never heard of it.” You said while looking down. “Then tell me.” You pretend to cough. “Chanel” His eyes go wide. “You work at Chanel.” You nodded.

“I’ve always liked fashion as a kid and at 16 I saw a Chanel show and realized that I want to be responsible for those designs.” “Wow so what do you do as the manager?” “Well I design and approve designs.”

He nodded. “Well what else?”

You tell him everything and talked til the restaurant closed.

_____

“Well this is me.” You guys stop at your apartment. “Well I hope that we can do this again sometime lover.” You just realized what you said. You put your hand on your mouth. “I’m sorry we just met and I called you lover wow.” He interrupted you. “It’s okay. I like it.” You just smiled. “Well bye Y/N.” “Bye Chandler.” You get lost in his eyes and he gets lost in yours. He stepped closer. “You have really pretty eyes.” “Thank you, you too.”

You connected your lips. And it felt so right. You wrapped your arms around his neck and put his hands around your waist. You pull away. “Do you you want to maybe go inside? Stay over maybe?” He nodded enthusiastically. You laughed and pulled him inside.

You had a lot of fun that night.

The one when you became Chandler’s girlfriend:

After a few dates and a lot of sleepovers. You guys were at his apartment watching movies. His roommate wasn’t home and he really wanted you over for once. “Do you ever think of this going anywhere?” You look over at him. “What?” “I mean do you think that we can be more than friends who go out with each other and you know?” He gestured with his hands. “Have sex?” “Yea that’s the word!” You laugh and nod. “But I think we can be more if you ask.”

“Oh well. It’s just that… I mean you can… I have..” You just kept nodding. “Are you going to ask?” He nodded. “Yea will you.. Can you… Will you allow me…. Can I be your boyfriend?” You smiled and squealed. “Yes lover I will let you be my boyfriend.” He leaned in and kissed you and you kissed him back. He laid down and you were on top of him. “Happy relationship sex?” You asked with a smile. “Of course!”

Again you had a lot of fun that night.

The one where you meet his friends:

“She’s going to be here any minute. Don’t be so intense. She cares about how you feel about her cause she knows you guys are like my family ok? Don’t be you.” They all nodded.

There was a buzz. “Everyone stop talking! She’s here! Shut up!” “Um Chandler no one was talking.” Monica said. “Shhhh!” He pressed the button. “Y/N?” “Hey lover.” He giggled and took his finger off the button. “She’s call me lover.”

“We hear everything you hear Chandler.” Rachel said. “Shh!”

“Um Chandler are you going to let me up?” “Oh yeah! Come on up!” You walk upstairs and knock on the door. “Shh! Shhh! She’s here.” You hear from behind the door. The door whipped open and you saw your boyfriends smiling face. “Hey lover.” You went to hug him and gave him a peck. “Heyy you! These are my friends.” They all waved “Hi!” “Hey guys! Are you going to introduce them?” “Yeah!”

“This is Joey, my roommate. Monica and Rachel, Ross and Phoebe.” They all waved again.

____

“You work at Chanel!” Rachel yelled. You nodded and smiled. “Yea if you want I can design you some custom pieces.” She screamed and everyone covered their ears. “You can design!” “Yeah I’m manager of design.” She screamed again. “Now my ears are dead.” Chandler said. “What!” Joey yelled. “I can make anything for you guys. I make some of my clothes actually.”

They all got really excited and started asking for different pieces. Joey went to Chandler. “Good job man!” He said hugging him.

The one when you say ‘I love you’:

You were just about to leave for work. “Ok I’m going now bye I love you.” What did you just say? “Did you just-?” “Oh my I have to go! Bye Chandler. I have work oh my god!” You gave him a kiss. And you left.

He was speechless and went over to Monica’s place.

“She said I love you!” They all turned around. “What?” Ross said. “She said I love you! And I didn’t say anything!”

“Do you love her back?” Phoebe asked while walking up to him. “Yes of course I do. You know what I’m going to say it back. I gotta go!”

_____

He ran over to your job and saw the secretary. “Hi I’m looking for Y/N L/N.” “Do you have an appointment?”

“I need a appointment?!” She nodded. “I just really need to talk to her please?” “I will call her and she can come down here.” “No”

“No?” “I’m sorry.” He ran into the elevator and saw her dialing for security.

_____

“Y/N! Y/N!”

You look up from your desk. “Chandler?”

“I love you too!” “What?”

“I love you too! I love you! I love you! I love y-.”

“Shut up.” You smash his lips onto his. Everyone from their sewing tables stared cheering. Security walked in and pulled Chandler away. “Bye lover! I love you!”

“I love you!”

God you really do love him.

The one where you find out:

All of Chandler’s friends and you were hanging out in Central Perk. You and Chandler were giggling to each other. “You are so beautiful.” He whispered against your neck. You were giggling. “Shut up.”

“You guys are so cute.” Monica said smiling. You both thanked her. “Yeah I’m surprised that y’all lasted so long.” Joey said while eating his muffin. You looked at him confused. “Why wouldn’t we have lasted?” “Oh no reason just the whole thing with Janice I thought he was never going to get over her.” Everyone looked at him with ‘stop now!’ looks.

“Janice is an ex or something? You never told me about a Janice.” You say looking at Chandler. He was looking at the ground. “Oh look a penny!” He said jumping under the table. “Hey! Chandler get up!” He just stayed under the table. You looked at Joey. “Why is Janice being brought up?” He just stuffed his face.

“Why is no one talking?!”

“Ok! Ok! I’m sorry Chandler but she deserves to know.” Phoebe said and turned over to you. “Chandler got broken up with by someone who he thought he was going to marry. And he was heartbroken and needed a confidence booster. And-.”

“I was a rebound?” He got up and tried to hold your hand but you snatch it away. “You only wanted sex basically? You know I never have sex on the first date and I thought you really liked me Chandler.”

“I do! It started off like that but I started to fall in love with you.”

“So were you going to tell me?” He didn’t say anything. “Yeah okay.” You got up and got your coat.

It really hurt to find out that you was wanted for sex but nothing new.

_____

“Y/N! Please open the door. Baby please! I am so sorry!” He said knocking on the door. You just turned up the volume on the TV. “No no no no no! Please don’t do this. Just let me explain!” You pause the TV and went to the door. “How can you explain this Chandler?”

“Y/N I can’t even put together words on how sorry I am. We’ve been dating for a whole year baby. Why would I do that? I don’t ever wanna want to lose you. I can’t imagine my life without you. I want to marry you and I want to have kids with you. I want you. I need you. Janice is nothing compared to you. You make me so happy. This was the best year of my life! Come in please open the door. I’m your lover. And I love you Y/N please.”

You opened the door. “Did you mean that?” He nodded and took your hands. “Yes I love you and I am sorry.” You teared up and smashed your lips onto his.

He was never going to let you go after this.

The one where Chandler proposed:

“Oh my god look at that thing!” Rachel yelled when she saw the ring. “Yeah if she won’t marry you I will.” Phoebe said and stared making sex eyes to Chandler. “Only the best for her.”

“My best buddy is getting married!” Joey said smiling and hugging Chandler.

“Hey lover! What’s all the cheering about?” Phoebe put the ring in her mouth. “Nothing.” She muffled. “Why do you sound like that?” You say walking over to them and giving Chandler a kiss. She just shook her hands. “I’m going to wash my hands.” Chandler smiled. “Ok.” You walked to bathroom. “Get that out your mouth!” She spit it out and gave it to him.

“So what are we going to do today?” He put the ring in his mouth. Everyone shook their heads. “Nothing!” You thought the behavior was weird but you known each other for almost two years so nothing new. “Oh! I have to go to work! Sorry guys. Bye lover I love you.” You gave him a kiss and you felt a solid. “What do you have in your mouth?” He shook his head again. You just nodded skeptically.

_____

You guys are at your apartment getting ready for your date tonight. “Two years! Two whole years! I can’t believe we been together for two years Chan.” You walked out in your sage green satin dress with your chunky heels and sliver jewelry. He stared at you. “What? Is there something on my dress!” “No! No it’s just you look stunning.” You got flushed and look at the floor smiling.

“Well let’s go.”

“No I have to go to Monica’s real quick.” “Ok no biggie it’s down the street Chan.” He ran out the door. “Wait here! I’ll be right back!”

Weird.

_____

“Monica hurry! I need you guys to set everything up in her apartment!” All his friends started running to her apartment. “No after we leave!” “Ohhhh good luck!”

“She’s going to say yes!”

“Worst thing is she doesn’t!”

“Shut up Ross!”

_____

You had a marvelous night. You went on a boat and had dinner. It was so much fun.

“I had a great time Chan.” You say with a dreamy look on your face. “Me too. Let’s go in your apartment and celebrate our two years if you know what I mean!” You giggled and bit your lip. “Ok!”

When you walked in, you immediately stared tearing up.

“Oh my god!” There was candles everywhere. The room only lit with candles and a trail of roses leading to the middle of the room. “Oh my god! This is beautiful!”

He walked over to the middle and got on one knee. You gasped and put your hands over mouth. “Y/N I might have saw you and thought ‘she will be a good rebound’ but you are so much more than that. I realized that you don’t have to be a queen. You don’t have to have a thing. For I’ll be satisfied as long as you are my bride. I love you Y/N. And I really want you to become Mrs. Chandler Bing. Can I be your husband ?” You didn’t say anything.

Silence.

“Now this is the part you say some-.”

“Yes! Yes! Yes! You can be my husband!” You jump into his arms and he falls on the floor. You kiss him and he wraps his arms around your waist pulling you closer. “Engagement sex?”

“Uh let me see yes please!”

You can not believe you have a fiancé.

The one when the wedding became more:

“Oh my god! My weeding is in five hours and we have no bridesmaids dresses!”

“Y/N it’s okay the dresses are on the way.” You just nodded and started sweating. Rachel got a napkin and patted it across your face. “This is my first time getting married and nothing is right!” You stared tearing up. “No! Don’t cry. You’re getting married! I bet Chandler is just so ecstatic right now!”

_____

“What if I’m not good enough and I screw this whole thing up!” Joey slapped him. “Ow!”

“I don’t ever want to hear that talk! You guys are perfect for each other!”

He’s right. You guys are perfect for each other.

_____

Twenty minutes until the wedding and the dresses are here.

In the wrong color.

“I wanted sage green! Not vomit green! I need to make more!” They all looked at you with disbelief. “Y/n you can’t make six dress in twenty minutes!” Monica said but your other friend Evelyn tapped her. “One time she made a dress with a tear away in five minutes so this is nothing.”

Some information she did not know.

There was curtains that were the perfect fabric. You tear the curtains off the wall and got to work.

_____

You finished in fifteen.

And it was time to walk the altar.

All the bridesmaids went in their handmade sage green dresses.

And you walked in a beautiful custom Chanel wedding dress. It had a train and had an ombré from white to sage green so you can match the color theme. You had white roses in your hands and a crystallized vail in your face.

You saw Chandler tear up and caused you to tear up. Your dad was looking at you. “You look magnificent darling.” “Thanks dad.” You say smiling. You finally walked up to Chandler and he put your vail behind you. And he actually started to cry.

You saw in the corner of your eyes everyone giving the other money. You’re not surprised that they bet in this.

“We are gathered here today to celebrate the love of Y/N L/N and Chandler Bing.”

As the priest is going on you can’t help but start crying.

“Now Chandler repeat after me. I Chandler.”

“I Chandler.”

“Take you Y/N.”

“Take you Y/N.”

“To be my lawfully wedded wife.”

“To be my lawfully wedded wife.”

“In sickness and in health.”

“In sickness and in health.”

“Rich and poor.”

“Rich and poor.”

“For as long as I shall live.”

“For as long as I shall live.”

“Now Y/N repeat after me. I Y/N.”

“I Y/N.”

“Take you Chandler.”

“Take you Chandler.”

“To be my lawfully wedded husband.”

“To be my lawfully wedded husband .”

“In sickness and in health.”

“In sickness and in health.”

“Rich and poor.”

“Rich and poor.”

“For as long as I shall live.”

“For as long as I shall live.”

“Do you Chandler take Y/N to be your wife?”

“I do.”

“Do you Y/N take Chandler to be your husband?”

“I do”

“In the power vested in me, You may now kiss the bride.”

And he did.

Everyone was cheering and when you pulled away you couldn’t wait to tell him.

“I’m pregnant.”

“Oh shit.”

An: YALLLLLLL this took all day it’s 4 in the morning rn the things I do 🤧🤧 PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASEEEE request more I have drafts but my brain can only take so much 🤧 but until I post again my lovers 🤍