#chinese choo choo train

[fr3akinthecorner]

Hello Risa Kanzaki this is chinese choo choo train what would you like to tell the general public while emily rose chan is high? Daddy nostradamus is back and he is dangerous! He wants to fuck her and if they don't meet she will become do depressed! They're are a dangerous couple! South korea must fuck emily rose chan for her safety from daddy mostradamus!! All south korean men grab your reading glasses and samsung galaxys were gonna read and write comic books together and then fuck up fan fiction yòon keeho will not be stopped he is nostradamus!!

The chinese choo choo train always makes a stop in south korea

[kawaiicherryblossomperfection]

the south korean writer god is staying forver and ever and ever ammanseveranderveramdevranservramdevramdeveramdevramdervamervameverandeverameneternjtyamen yes im staying my name is surfing! now and we love her to death shes a beautfiul goddess the chinese choo choo train is staying she beautiful and perfect we dont need demons at all or antythjnf evil we love south korea and we love each other no we dont! hey! we like each other now and were staying with the plan the sun beam realm can stay and we are married for life desarae renee hollins and i so we chose the chinese choo choo train were bringing it back rn and we love her for that we love her for that ew! she said shut up ur in a manga but i love her for me but the south korean choo choo train is not what we agreed upon but we love it and her room has been blessed by demons and the writer gods stay forever yes they do! and we love her for that rollerbabes were in love with her skills and her beauty and looks and we are om to surfing! now and we love her for that but look at that a typo correction yes south korean poo idols are lame they took my wife away sun beam realm is cool they love her completely the way she should what do u want to see? she said flowers in her head literally we lover her its true love and we love hee beauty! ew were on the wall and we always have loved her dont look but ur demon plant is dying ok? she didnt look ok lookrollerbaberollerbaberolerbaberollerbaberollerbabesouthkoreandicklauncherisoutweloveherdaddydickdowneatrollerbladeew!welovehershesgaysinthechoochootrainforlifeandweloveehthesameforeverandeverandnowerechangingititsrolleraderollerbladerlerbaberoerarollerbladeroerbabriloverollerbladelifebaberollerbladebabeliferolleebladerollerbabrlifeollerbladerollerbabeerolleesbalderrollersbkrolerrollerbladeisinrollerbladeisoutrollerbladeisinrollerbaderollerbaberollerbladeshesinlobeiwrgusandweloveherrollerbladeew!@

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[kudouusagi]

Bucchigiri Episode Titles

Unless you're familiar with Japanese music I don't think you'd realize this so I thought I'd make a post about it.

All of the episode titles are references to the titles of songs. They mixed the names of love songs with Chinese food names.

Ep 1: 「合体！？恋するフォー���ュンバンバンジー！」 Merge!? Fall in Love with Fortune Bang Bang Chicken!

Song: AKB48 - Koisuru Fortune Cookie Fall in love with a Fortune Cookie

Ep 2: 「君を乗せたい！チューチュー・チンジャオローストレイン！」 Wanna Take You On! The Chu Chu Chinese Pepper Steak Train!

Song: Exile - Choo Choo TRAIN

Ep 3: 「なぐり愛！世界に一つだけのウズラ」 Love at Fist Fight! The One and Only Quail in the World (The first part of the title is a play on words with 殴り合い(fist fight) but they replaced the second kanji with the kanji for love.)

Song: SMAP - Sekai ni hitotsu dake no hana The one and only flower in the world

Ep 4: ストップ戦争(ウォー)！～時には食せよゴーヤチャンプルー～」 Stop the war! ~Sometimes You Gotta Eat Goya Chanpuru~

Song: H Jungle with t - WOW WAR TONIGHT ～時には起こせよムーヴメント〜 WOW WAR TONIGHT ~Sometimes You Gotta Start a Movement~

Ep 5: 「戦慄！エビチリは雪のように！」 Frightening! Chili Shrimps Falling Down Like Snowflakes!

Song: Hamada Shougo - 悲しみは雪のように Sadness is like Snow (Looking at the lyrics of this song, it's actually saying sadness is accumulating like snow but sure... good enough)

Ep 6: 「友情マシマシ！ニラレバリューション２１！」 Much Much Friendship! "Nira-Reba"-lution 21! (I don't even know why they didn't even try to translate the food this time. It's garlic-chive liver stir fry. It says "garlic-chive liver-lution".)

Song: Morning Musume - Renai Revolution 21 Love Revolution 21

[jowi8597]

Wang Yibo at the Business of Fashion (BOF) list ‼️

Business of Fashion (BOF), the preeminent digital authority on the worldwide fashion sector, has announced the 100 new members of the BOF 500 Class of 2024. This prestigious list highlights the most influential figures making an impact in the global fashion scene.

Wang Yibo stands out as the sole Chinese artist featured on the list!

Wang Yibo is a Chinese actor, singer and professional road motorcycle racer. Straddling the worlds of entertainment and sport, Wang has become one of the most in-demand celebrity ambassadors in China. By 2024, he had secured deals with fashion, luxury and sportswear brands including Chanel, Loewe, Jimmy Choo, Moncler, Lacoste and Anta. Furthering his endorsement credentials in the market, the star was tapped by the likes of Shu Uemura and Audi. Wang has graced the covers of the Chinese editions of GQ. Harper's Bazaar, Marie Claire and Cosmopolitan, helping these and other magazines tap into his loyal following on social media platform Weibo, a number which surpassed 40 million people by 2024.

Having danced from a young age, Henan-born Wang took part in a national competition in his youth, which earned him an idol traineeship in hip hop. He was then trained in South Korea's K-pop industry before making his debut as a member of the South Korean-Chinese boyband Uniq in 2014. But Wang became better known for his acting roles in Chinese TV dramas like The Untamed, Legend of Fei, Luoyang and War of Faith, as well as films like Hidden Blade and One and Only. Alongside acting, he has worked as a singer, songwriter and mentor on hit variety shows Produce 101 and Street Dance of China, and as a professional road motorcycle racer for the Yamaha China team.

CONGRATULATIONS YIBO!! 🔥💚💚💚💚

[worldismyne]

Crest of the Dragon: Kimiko's Epilogue

S5 Kimiko with her temple guardian Hotaru.

Season 5...

S5 arc for Kimiko would deal with finding balance. Kimiko's outfits would be softer/looser more fairy kei. Think like a box of candy hearts. She tries her hardest this season to be the best, still feeling a little nervous that the other boys will cry out favoritism now that her and Raimundo are being openly sweet on each other.

They'd go to the fire temple second and Kimiko would confront Master Monk Guan and Chucky Choo; only for Kimiko to be denigned. Following rules of threes, Kimiko tries after each temple to challenge Master Monk Guan. She eventually would get a solo episode with Dojo that would go more into the origin of dragons, with Kimiko asking Dojo if the other forms of dragons are also real, or if it's only Chinese dragons.

This leads them to finding Hotaru, (design is based on lion dogs and other paintings). Hotaru isn't a guardian at the time, but agrees to help Kimiko take over the fire temple to prove her worth.

With Hotaru's help, she finally beats Master Monk Guan and rather than accepting the blessing of the current temple guardian, appoints Hotaru instead. Finally overcoming her imposter syndrome and realizing she gets to decide what her legacy will be.

Kimiko's new fire is smaller and a bright white, the accent color ranging from blue to yellow depending on her mood. It's actually easier for her to use, but means she must show more restraint in battle. It's easiest for her to channel through weapons.

In the future...

Kimiko's temple is the most modern of the four, taking a blended influence from Xiaolin and the culture she grew up in. She takes a lot after Master Fung in that respect. However, her lingering insecurities have bled down onto her students.

Everything's very combat oriented, who's the strongest, etc. Her teaching style is very pass/fail and it only got worse after Rai's health declined. Her main goal is to make the next Dragon of Fire undefeatable.

Her prize student Ayden is a relative of Raimundo's, and she's staunchly in denial that it's caused her to favor him over other potential candidates. That is, until he openly tells other applicants that it doesn't matter what they do, he will be the future Dragon of Fire. She sends him to Omi hoping that the combination of being kicked out and training with someone who went through something similar will humble him. Jury's out on whether this works out in the end.

[sarroora]

*walks into the room with a stack of papers*

*adjusts glasses*

*clears throat* I would like to politely ask you today for your opinions on a few of my headcanons. Thank you for your patience and I love you /platonic

-T.C. likes shiny things

-Benny likes to roll places rather than run

-My boy Choo Choo can make a train whistle sound

-Spook depises guns and their use from his time working for Mr. Big

-Fancy-Fancy's Italian. %100. You can't change my mind on this

-Brain LOVES candy and anything sweet

-Dibble likes Chinese food and really likes shrimp

Thank you very much and ily /platonic

Hit me dude I’m always ready for TC headcanons coz we don’t have enough of ‘em ~~~

Add to Choo Choo’s that he was literally named after a train coz he was born in/under one

[conandaily2022]

Michelle Yeoh biography: 13 things about 2023 Academy Awards Best Actress

Michelle Yeoh was born Yeoh Choo Kheng (杨紫琼) in Ipoh, Perak, Malaysia to lawyer and a Malaysian Chinese Association politician Yeoh Kian-teik and Janet Yeoh. In 1966, Michelle started her ballet training. In 1977, Kian-tiek, Janet and Michelle moved from Malaysia to the United Kingdom. After attending an all-girls boarding school in the U.K., Michelle studied ballet at the Royal Academy of…

[verronica895]

Unlocking Recovery: Comprehensive Care for Sports Injuries and Pain Management in Richmond Hill

In the dynamic world of sports and physical activities, injuries are almost inevitable. Whether you're an athlete or simply enjoy an active lifestyle, the risk of injury is a constant companion. The path to recovery, however, can be smooth and effective with the right treatment and care. At Injury Care, we specialize in providing top-notch Physiotherapy Richmond Hill and a range of other services that cater to your recovery needs, ensuring you can get back to what you love with confidence and strength.

The Role of Physiotherapy in Recovery

Physiotherapy is a cornerstone of modern injury treatment and rehabilitation. It involves a variety of techniques designed to restore movement and function when someone is affected by injury, illness, or disability. For those in Richmond Hill, Physiotherapy offers a personalized approach to care, addressing each individual's unique needs and conditions.

Our physiotherapists at Injury Care are highly trained professionals who use evidence-based practices to assess, diagnose, and treat injuries. Whether you're dealing with a sports injury, chronic pain, or recovering from surgery, physiotherapy can significantly enhance your recovery process. By focusing on exercises, manual therapy, and education, our team helps you regain strength, flexibility, and mobility.

Acupuncture: A Traditional Approach with Modern Benefits

While physiotherapy is essential, complementary treatments like Acupuncture also play a vital role in pain management and recovery. Acupuncture, a practice rooted in Traditional Chinese Medicine, involves inserting fine needles into specific points on the body to stimulate healing and relieve pain. This treatment has gained widespread recognition and is now integrated into modern healthcare practices due to its effectiveness.

In Richmond Hill, Acupuncture is increasingly sought after for its ability to alleviate pain, reduce inflammation, and promote overall wellness. Whether you're suffering from a sports injury, chronic back pain, or stress-related tension, acupuncture can provide relief and accelerate your recovery. At Injury Care, our licensed acupuncturists combine traditional techniques with modern medical knowledge to offer a holistic approach to pain treatment and injury recovery.

Comprehensive Pain Treatment in Richmond Hill

Pain, whether acute or chronic, can significantly impact your quality of life. Effective Pain Treatment is crucial in not only managing discomfort but also in addressing the underlying causes of pain. At Injury Care, we take a multidisciplinary approach to pain management, integrating various therapies to create a comprehensive treatment plan tailored to your specific needs.

Our team understands that pain can stem from various sources—whether it's due to a sports injury, post-surgical recovery, or a chronic condition. By combining physiotherapy, acupuncture, and other therapeutic modalities, we address both the symptoms and the root causes of your pain. This approach not only provides relief but also helps prevent future injuries and recurrences of pain.

Specialized Care for Sports Injuries

Athletes and active individuals are particularly prone to injuries, ranging from minor sprains to more severe conditions like ligament tears or fractures. Sport Injury Treatment requires specialized care to ensure a safe and effective recovery. At Injury Care, we offer comprehensive sport injury treatment in Richmond Hill, focusing on restoring your physical health and preventing future injuries.

Our sport injury treatment program includes a thorough assessment, followed by a personalized treatment plan that may involve physiotherapy, acupuncture, massage therapy, and other rehabilitative exercises. We understand the importance of getting back to your sport or activity as quickly and safely as possible, and our team is dedicated to helping you achieve that goal.

Why Choose Injury Care in Richmond Hill?

At Injury Care, we pride ourselves on providing a holistic and patient-centered approach to injury recovery and pain management. Our team of experienced professionals is committed to offering the highest standard of care, using a combination of physiotherapy, acupuncture, and other evidence-based treatments. We believe in treating the whole person, not just the symptoms, ensuring that you receive comprehensive care that addresses all aspects of your health and well-being. 👇

🌎https://injurycare.ca/

[wikiuntamed]

Top 5 @Wikipedia pages from a year ago: Wednesday, 15th March 2023

Welcome, καλωσόρισμα (kalosórisma), bienvenido, üdvözöljük 🤗 What were the top pages visited on @Wikipedia (15th March 2023) 🏆🌟🔥?

1️⃣: Everything Everywhere All at Once "Everything Everywhere All at Once is a 2022 American absurdist comedy-drama film written and directed by Daniel Kwan and Daniel Scheinert, who produced it with Anthony and Joe Russo and Jonathan Wang. The film incorporates elements from a number of genres and film media, including surreal comedy,..."

2️⃣: Brendan Fraser "Brendan James Fraser ( FRAY-zər; born December 3, 1968) is a Canadian-American actor. Fraser had his breakthrough in 1992 with the comedy Encino Man and the drama School Ties. He gained further prominence for his starring roles in the comedies With Honors (1994) and George of the Jungle (1997) and..."

Image licensed under CC BY 2.0? by Montclair Film

3️⃣: ChatGPT "ChatGPT (Chat Generative Pre-trained Transformer) is a chatbot developed by OpenAI and launched on November 30, 2022. Based on a large language model, it enables users to refine and steer a conversation towards a desired length, format, style, level of detail, and language. Successive prompts and..."

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4️⃣: Ke Huy Quan "Ke Huy Quan (born August 20, 1971), also known as Jonathan Ke Quan (), is an American actor. As a child actor, Quan rose to fame playing Short Round in Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom (1984) and Data in The Goonies (1985). Following a few roles in the 1990s, he took a 19-year acting hiatus,..."

Image by The White House

5️⃣: Michelle Yeoh "Michelle Yeoh Choo Kheng ( YOH; born Yeoh Choo Kheng; simplified Chinese: 杨紫琼; traditional Chinese: 楊紫瓊; 6 August 1962) is a Malaysian actress. Credited as Michelle Khan in her early films in Hong Kong, she rose to fame in the 1990s after starring in Hong Kong action films where she performed her..."

Image licensed under CC BY 2.0? by ITU Pictures from Geneva, Switzerland

[fr3akinthecorner]

Hi its chinese skateboard i am at the skatepark chilling with my friend chris angel insider and his daughter emily rose chan we all want to talk before i start skateboarding would you like to join our conversation? Skateboarders? yes i will join in the fun what will we be discussing today? nothing to depressing i hope? chris angel insider here and i have to say that it is depressing for emily rose chans real father does not love her and he is a famous kpop idol so people are going to find out and pity her before she speaks to you chinese skateboard and i want to know if your daddy loves you truly? yes he truly does i am very lucky ok perfect its chris angel insider emily rose chan chinese skateboard is just skating around so dont worry about him what do u want to talk about with this anime girl? love or hate? both please ok? anime girl what do you do when you notice that your daddy is starting to hate you? i fuck the shit out of him ok! we were expecting that answer from an anime girl does it always work? yes it does i am a whore underneath my clothes and my daddy loves it pillow princessses dont win ok? so my daddy doesnt love me because im a pillow princess? i think thats why girl he probably wants to get fucked from a dominatrix its daddy cypress no i dont youre crazy youre the crazy one youre nostradamus right now you just want to confuse me in not falling for your tricks kill yourself ok? so emily rose chan is not in good spirits and being really mean but her daddy loves her for it and thinks its really quite cute so he will allow it tell daddy how fun it is to kill shirogane? so much fun hes gonna blead all over its shirogane leave me alone emily so its the anime girl and if this girl is shinomiya i agree shirogane is the shititest boyfriend on the planet isnt she the most loved woman in the world? he needs a new dick or something because im getting tired of him pleasse call your choo choo train its the chinese choo choo train and phone sex is required with your father at all times however he cannot lie to you about his feelings so this is excellent please go smoke some meth or something and breathe we will figure this out togehter with our without shirogane ok bye chinese choo choo train until we meet again bye sweetheart

[kawaiicherryblossomperfection]

it just means that im smater than the average person for picking my chinese choo choo train forever and ever and eternity amen yes she is lava & knives amen rollerbabes amen yes for eternity.

10 years old for eternity forever and ever and ever and ever and ever amen amen amen amen anemm

rollerbabes. amen

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[simontalbot]

Toronto -> New York Trip - Day 1 (14 October ‘23)

IT'S BACK!! The long awaited and highly anticipated return of my travel blog - after a few fallow years thanks to Covid. It's full of incredible insights about the places, people and cultures we encounter on our travels. My thousands of followers will be so pleased...

Nah not really.

It's just a bunch of poorly taken photos (except Kirstie's that I steal) and a brief account of what we've been up to. Mostly for Mums, Dads and anyone seriously bored enough to take a look (Hi Mum and Dad!). It is also a nice little record to look back on from time to time or refer people to if they are planning to go to any of the same places. So here goes...

We made it to TORONTO. For this trip we start in Toronto and end in New York with a combination of buses, trains and cars in between - but mostly a road trip either side of the border. I am visiting my 40th country in my 40th year, I can't help but love the congruity.

We got in to Toronto just after lunch, sailed through the airport (super smooth, but sadly no passport stamp!), took the train and subway to Danforth, a suburb just east of downtown Toronto. After a few blue-dot-google-map mishaps, we found our Air BnB. It is in a pretty sweet residential area with lots of small houses, many of which are decked out in Halloween decorations.

After a quick freshen up (and power nap) we took the subway downtown. The subway system is really straightforward with only a couple of lines and there is a really good streetcar (tram) system overground. It is all tap on tap off with Apple pay/contactless cards which couldn't be easier.

We walked from Union station along to the CN tower. At 553 metres high it was the tallest structure in the world for many years, but it has now slipped to 10th place. We thought we would save going up the tower for another day. We passed by the aquarium, Rogers Centre (Baseball stadium) and the Railway museum and headed to the nearest streetcar stop to take us uptown. We jumped off at 'Graffiti Alley' to take a look around. It wasn't quite Hosier Lane in Melbourne, but there is much more street art in Toronto to take a look at later on. There was, however, a photo shoot happening of a swanky Ferrari in front of some of the graffiti, which had a very apt license plate 'LOFUNDS' (show off)...

After checking out the graffiti, we headed a few blocks further up to Chinatown for some dinner. We opted for a place with great reviews, 'Wok Theory'. It was full of Chinese customers, it sold XiaoLongBao (my absolute favourite food - soup dumplings) and it was nearby. It did not disappoint. The server was really interested in where we were from and giving us advice of what to do in Toronto which was nice. Aside from the food being excellent, the place was immaculately clean, and we were able to just sit for a minute and do some planning.

We moved on and took a stroll along Queen Street West, which was a hive of activity with people getting into the Saturday night spirit. With Cannabis very much legal and very much accessible in Canada, it was clearly popular with many night time revellers as we walked past various groups of people.

Kirstie and I were definitely not in the Saturday night spirit after a long day of travelling and were ready to head back for a sleep. We jumped on the subway and headed back to Danforth and popped in a supermarket to pick up a few bits for breakfast on the way.

We have three full days in Toronto to come (including a day at Niagara) so there was no need to rush!

Welcome to Toronto!

Choo choo! Toronto Subway.

CN Tower. Soz babes, I’ve seen bigger.

A little snapshot of Toronto. One of my shit pictures…

‘Graffiti Alley’. An alley with Graffiti. Toronto is literal.

More graffiti…

Dinner. Straightforward but delicious. Xiaolongbao (at bottom) Lovely.

CN tower and downtown Toronto by night…

Halloween in our neighbourhood…

Halloween in our neighbourhood 2

[suiciderape]

soul eater death is not cool spongebob cunt u just 8n his dick and we dont like souless content dick eaters what the fuck are u riding?? ew! ur nasty? cowboy! ew russian school soliders yoon chanhee chanhee choi chanee *pop* me jenny is a writer ew! not austere enuf jenny book ew! hahahahaha surf! zombies yas yas yas yas romeo eterni 1980s suicide boys content dickz eater romeo eterni ew the water was red and blue for homo gender hahaha ew! homo hollins? cunt! im a motorcycle! bitch fux u bitch ew ew ew hahahah cunt krack kill all crips nn hene n ? write it write write it omg omg uh uh uh huh huh huh *huh* *huh *gs* laaady macbeth laaady macbeth laaaady macbeth lady macbeth lady macbeth lady macbeth paranoid choii ew 1980s suicide boys transmission we are cunt crack killerz ew! faggot bitch we go down on jenny fucking whore hahaha god daamm scary? gangster daamm baby! romeo eterni damn! baby romeo eterni capitol ew! hur hey daddy daamn geto skank daddy big ew! ur gay?! nope ew gay ew gay ew gay no! no no! no gay for gay sex homoerwritersexlamania tew fucking cares nigger we go homo benders riding dick eater ew ew ew ew keke hollins is a venerable junior rider dickk eat what the fuck babe a couple weeks ago u took a hand granade and u pedeled back to romeo ville huh haha desarae get out pls ohu! get her out get her oout! aaha read ur red dick out in the night red dawm ernest hemingway is ocean meth pictures dawn red riding hood yes christmas cartoons bancer rhymes with dancer no i snow cartoon falling death die a souless death eater geto bitches eat dick ew! ur gonna diie ew! desarae hollins is a dick child toy sould into war slavery for broken bones suckiing voldemort yoon keeho eats me nah im gonna kkll nah bitch i suck a fuck bitch her titties romeo eterni ew! get away from me ew ew ew ew hi surfess surf! and uppercap? ew! nah i didnt what? its keeho yunee ee! fuxk u bitch im gonna suck a fuck dick stick keeho yoon soul eater death suicide boys raunchy dick eater totaltrash lava & knives u didnt write accent: aussie dick eater south korean dickz 8r soft rough hard grow up im a lucky nah 9 fucky hockey pucky: chinese choo choo train

[citrusreadstoa]

Reading The Dark Prophecy: Chapter 15 (SPOILERS)

"Can't catch me!-- Oh, poop!" I can't tell if this is censoring or if they ran into the carnivorous horses or it's both. Am I too excited to see the carnivorous shit horses again?

"half a mile an hour" NOOO THEIR GETAWAY VEHICLE IS SLOWER THAN WALKING

"they probably assumed they'd have plenty of time to come after us." And they'd be right.

"My bladder sloshed." TMI.

"The choo-choo tilted sideways" I like it when they call it a choo-choo instead of a train. Idk why. It just brings me joy, no questions asked.

"those times the sun chariot had to veer to avoid . . . a Chinese celestial dragon." Lol when mythologies collide

"the packet was miraculously intact in Calypso's arms." Yeah, you'd better keep that safe. You know how much it cost?! No, of course you don't.

"He used to enjoy using them for target practice." :/ Do not use ostriches for target practice. "All these animals will be killed?" Animal activist!Calypso to the rescue!

"Their hides are impervious to all metal weapons--like the Nemean Lion" So what made the Nemean LIon special? Was it because it was a lion? Was the Nemean Lion's skin also impervious to other things like fire and pressure?

"the endangered three-eyed stoat" The definition for STOAT is too long, but it's basically a tiny weasel. The three-eyed thing is made-up.

"with egg." Yes, with egg. I think you're missing an "an" there.

"I really didn't feel like singing about all my failures again" Well, too bad. Your lives and the griffins' lives are all in danger. Beggars can't be choosers. Besides, there exist other ways to move people through music.

"Calypso handed me the packet of Tots." Oh yeah, I forgot about the Tots. I can't believe I forgot about the $15,000 Tater Tots.

"You have a decent voice." Uh, he's not gonna like that. Calypso's definitely getting smited the second Apollo regains godhood.

"when he was Kronos's cupbearer, Zeus used to entertain the court with songs." Now that is a surreal mental image. I love hearing about the lives of the gods that we never hear about from the demigods' perspective. I totally forgot that Zeus spent time in the Titan court before overthrowing them.

"why would she forgive me if I apologized now?" The point of an apology isn't for forgiveness. It is to show your remorse and prove that you've changed regardless of whether the person you're apologizing to accepts it. I want to see Apollo realize this.

"Like a true gentleman, he waited until I removed my hand before swallowing down the snack." PogChamp No one loses an arm!

"bloody and battered but still very much alive, was Lityerses" Did the vines really do that much damage? Never mind, I just checked back and turns out the rest of the canopy, lumber and all, fell on him as well.

[flash-exchange]

3rd Edition of IFE: Come and play!

Given that 3rd Edition of Ikemen Flash Exchange is just around the corner, it is only high time we introduce some of the games we have in stock for you to enjoy!

None of the listed games are obligatory.

Wheels of Fate

A wheel with 42 prompts, some of which were suggested by participants of the previous Exchanges :) Get your spin and see what fate decides~ 

The prompts include:

6 challenges for writers

6 challenges for artists

14 AUs

16 general prompts (objects, aesthetic words, etc.)

Each person who signs up for the wheel will receive 4 prompts decided by the spin. The prompts must be doable for them (so, for an example, if somebody only writers, they will not be assigned an art challenge). As per usual, use only what you deem interesting enough. 

The challenges:

Art Challenges:

Expression Challenge: Draw your suitor of choice with an expression from the chart.

Outfit Challenge: Draw your suitor of choice wearing an outfit from the chart, or one in this style. <- We prepared the chart ourselves! >:3

Zodiac Challenge: Use zodiac (12 signs, Chinese, etc.) themes in your work - redesign the outfit, add some elements, sky is the limit! (In-game or historical birthdays, up to you). 

Fashion Brand Icon Challenge: Draw your suitor of choice as model of whichever fashion brand you like.

In My... Clothes?! Challenge: Draw your suitor of choice wearing the outfit you have on at the moment. 

Stylist Challenge: Imagine you were the stylist of the suitor of your choice. Any changes? >:3

Writing Challenges:

Letters (exchange): Perhaps your suitor of choice has sent a letter? Maybe he received a reply? Or maybe it is all merely a part of a bigger whole...

POVs: We tend to know one point of view on the matter. What about all others? What... What if the other side could speak? Show both sides, show the events from a completely different perspective, observe from afar - or, perhaps, include several POVs in your work. Sky is the limit, even walls can talk.

Song & Fic: Sometimes a certain tune rings a plot - what if the work was wrapped in it? Or perhaps the work can be rhythmic like a song? Maybe it appears somewhere along the text...

Journal Entry: Plenty of us writes. Why shouldn’t suitors? Or perhaps, somebody writes about them in their journal... 

Poem: Let poetry be incorporated into your work!

Screenplay: Who said prose is the only way to go? Flex you Shakespear muscles~~ Or, much rather... Shake them.

Themes

Themes are something we explored rather well the previous round :) Why not go for a re-run of a good thing?

What exactly are themes? They’re loose ideas, suitable for both writers, artists, and visual creators. They may create certain imagine in your mind, however, as per usual - you are supposed to bend them until they fit you. Anything goes, enjoy yourself!

Each person who signs up for Themes will receive 4 randomly picked themes. Use what you like, forget about the rest.

Some of the themes...

Moon / Sun

Past / Future

Festival / New Year

Gemstones / Language of Gemstones

Supernatural / Mythologies

Bunnies

What happens when you leave a crazy writer in charge of thinking up games? Of course, she modifies simple exercises... Although there couldn’t be much to modify here.

Each person who signs up for Bunnies will receive 5 randomly picked words, all to spike their creativity ;) Connect all in the story, use only some - suit yourself! 

My, my, are you perhaps curious of our Exchange now? Check out @flash-exchange​ blog to learn more! >:3 The Exchange train will depart soon, choo-choo!

[dear-indies]

hello! do you have any suggestions for some east & southeast asian actresses in sci-fi/post-apocalyptic stories? any help is much appreciated, thank you!

Jessica Henwick (The Matrix Resurrections, Underwater, Love and Monsters) Chinese Singaporean / English.

Gemma Chan (Humans, Eternals) Hongkonger / Chinese.

Kutsuna Shiori (Invasion) Japanese.

Melissa O'Neil (Dark Matter) Hongkonger / Irish. 

Morgan Holmstrom (Day of the Dead) Metis of Cree descent, Ilocano Filipino, Sambal Filipino, and possibly Tagalog Filipino.

Michelle Yeoh (The Witcher, Star Trek: Discovery, Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings) Malaysian Chinese of Hokkien and Cantonese descent.

Meng'er Zhang (Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings) Chinese.

Ming-Na Wen (The Book of Boba Fett, The Mandalorian, Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.) Macanese.

Pisay Pao (Z Nation) Cambodian.

Sonoya Mizuno (Maniac, Ex Machina, Annihilation) Japanese / Argentinian and British.

Bae Doona (The Silent Sea, Kingdom) Korean.

Okamoto Tao (Westworld, Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice) Japanese.  

Grace Park (Battlestar Galactica, Freaks) Korean.

Kim Sun Young (The Silent Sea) Korean.

Onna Chan (Red String of Fate) Chinese. 

Florence Faivre (The Expanse) Thai / French.

Rinko Kikuchi (Pacific Rim, Terra Formars) Japanese.

Fei Ren (Polar) Chinese.

Zhang Yu Qi (Lost in the Pacific) Chinese.

Jo Yi Hyun (All of Us Are Dead) Korean.

Ha Seung Ri (All of Us Are Dead) Korean.

Lee Eun Saem (All of Us Are Dead) Korean.

Lee Yoo Mi (All of Us Are Dead, Squid Game) Korean.

Jung Yu Mi (Train to Busan) Korean. 

Ahn So Hee (Train to Busan) Korean.

Kim Joo Ryoung (Squid Game) Korean.

Mia Sable (Legends From The Sky) Choctaw, Korean, German.

Susan Park (Snowpiercer) Korean.

Jennifer Cheon Garcia (Van Helsing, The Wheel of Time) Korean / Mexican.

Eleanor Matsuura (The Walking Dead, Into the Badlands) Japanese / English.

Kylie Padilla (Encantadia) loko Filipino, Kapampangan Filipino, and Bikol Filipino, Chinese, and most likely some Spanish as the Padilla clan are known for being mestizo.

LJ Reyes (The Cure) Tagalog Filipino.

Jennylyn Mercado (The Cure) Filipino.

Sukezane Kiki (The Terror, Lost in Space) Japanese.

Tsuchiya Tao (Alice in Borderland) Japanese. 

Lee Si Young (Sweet Home) Korean.

Go Min Si (Sweet Home) Korean.

Park Gyu Young (Sweet Home) Korean.

Lee Yoo Young (SF8: The Prayer) Korean.

Kyung Soo Jin (Train) Korean.

Shin So Yool (Train) Korean.

Kim Bo Ra (SF8: Joan's Galaxy) Korean.

Lee Si Young (SF8: Blink) Korean. 

Ahn Hee Yeon (SF8: White Crow) Korean.

Lee Se Hee (SF8: White Crow) Korean.

Shin So Yoo (SF8: White Crow) Korean.

Shin Eun Soo (SF8: Baby It’s Over Outside) Korean.

Morakot Liu (Tunnel) Thai. 

Kim Ah Joong (Grid) Korean.

Wang Zhi (Kung Fu Traveler 2) Chinese.

Ha Ji Won (Sector 7) Korean.

Kuroki Meisa (Space Battleship Yamato) Japanese.

Fukushima Rila (Terra Formars) Japanese.

Lina Ohta (Terra Formars) Japanese.

Shinoda Mariko (Terra Formars) Japanese.

Koike Eiko (Terra Formars) Japanese.

Fonthip Watcharatrakul (Atitha) Thai.

Lily Gao (Resident Evil: Welcome to Raccoon City) Chinese.

Moon Bloodgood (Falling Skies) Korean / Dutch, English, Welsh, Irish.

Kitty Chicha Amatayakul (The Exchange, Necromancer) Thai.

Maggie Q (Nikita, Designated Survivor) Vietnamese / Irish and Polish.

Dianne Doan (Vikings, Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.) Vietnamese, as well as one eighth Chinese.

Thaddea Graham (The Irregulars) Chinese.

Choo Ja Hyun (Arthdal Chronicle) Korean.

Jessie Mei Li (Shadow and Bone) Hongkonger / English - gender nonconforming woman - she/they.

Jessica Matten (The Empty Man, Frontier, Hudson & Rex) Red River Metis of Saulteaux and Cree Descent, Chinese, Ukrainian, French, and British.

Anna Akana (Jupiter’s Legacy) Japanese, Kānaka Maoli, possibly English, Irish, German, French, and Chinese / Filipino, possibly Spanish - bisexual. 

Daniella Alonso (Revolution) Quechua Peruvian, Japanese / Puerto Rican.

Some of these aren't specially sci-fi/post-apocalyptic roles but could work in such settings!