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Irene Adler: Masquerade Outfit / Casual Outfit
#irene adler#aaoth#how sad is it that i'm more invested in the looks of a char who's supposed to show up last in ch7 of a game that only has 3 ch done :/#.....irene is such a babe tho how can i not#clown behaviour#but hey it gave me the opportunity to play around with fabric shading#was debating if i want to post this ever at all or not but for the sake of having..at least something on this half-dead blog#here we are :/#siren look for masquerade because obvIoUslY#and opera diva look as her default one
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so... about that last weekend...
did going to the opera with @girlscarpia and @verdiesque fix me or did it make me worse? guess we're all gonna find out soon <33
#that picture with del monaco is pure perfection god bless you sofia <333333#what really makes it imo is the sad pavarotti looking down at my butt lmao#anyway. i had an absolutely amazing time and the clown trovatore production was stupid as hell but then again.#they just adapted to their audience ig 🤡#hope the museum guard who saw us clowning in the guest book and gave us the dirtiest look ever finds it in himself to forgive us one day 🙏#opera tag#also my coat in the last picture looks kinda red but i can assure you all it's absolutely pink ok thanks#big verdi is real and its comin to getcha!#love you girlies mwah
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hi op @callmebliss here’s the explanation
meet canio
aka pagliaccio
aka sad clown
he’s the hero main character of ruggero leoncavallo’s 1892 opera pagliacci
so he’s just vibin and doin sad clown shit
and also low key threatening his wife nedda
but then he finds out that nedda’s been having an affair
so he becomes Very Sad
and he sings this famous aria about being sad and being a clown (more or less)
and a famous quote from this aria is “ridi, pagliaccio!” (“laugh, pagliaccio!”), which in the above recording is at 1:59
so yeah
that’s the context
also he ends up murdering nedda and her lover for realsies during a show it’s opera what did you expect a happy ending
have fun op <3
I will not buy the sad clown painting I will NOT—
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Thinking of those people that swap White Diamond and Pink Diamond aus that also swapped their style senses.
Instead of a jester/clown looking gem like Pink was, think it would be funny if White would be like a mime lmao.
#idk the black and white made me think#either that sad clown from that opera#or a mime#steven universe
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re: brendon urie’s voice and recent career
comparing apples to apples (recent recordings), he really sounds solidly good on the greatest showman: reimagined soundtrack. there’s some of that richness that made him a star in the first place. but most importantly, the song is in normal lyric tenor range!!!!
compare with sad clown on VLV. this weird screamo track just hurts the ears and pushes him into a range that doesn’t work for his voice. it starts high and gets higher and higher, straining his voice and our patiences.
babes you don’t have operatic training and this is actively hurting your voice.
#brendon urie#for context my dad was in the indy opera chorus for 4 years#i've been around people who do regular vocal training#i know he did for kinky boots#but that's not the same as developing the skills needed for a track like sad clown#go back to mid tenor range challenge
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Harpo Marx (Night at the Opera, Night in Casablanca, Duck Soup)—While Groucho is better-known, Harpo's physical comedy is SECOND-TO-NONE. The man is a strange mime trapped in the paradigm of early 20th century movies. Every move is a symphony and simultaneously a colony of rats in a human skin suit. LISTEN. You MUST see this man in motion. Every still photo of him looks like a combination of a sad clown and a different, sadder clown, but it's only because he put so much joy in every motion.
Katharine Hepburn (Sylvia Scarlett)— Look, I get that thee Katharine Hepburn might not be the first pick for scrungly little guy, but I deeply believe that she was a scrungly little guy trapped in the body of an astonishingly beautiful woman and that she was clearly having the most fun when she got to show her scrungly side. Additional propaganda: This post [link]
This is round 2 of the contest. All other polls in this bracket can be found here. If you’re confused on what a scrungle is, or any of the rules of the contest, click here.
[additional submitted propaganda + scrungly videos under the cut]
Harpo Marx:
He's like if a clown was a hobo was also somehow a classically trained harpist, his face is always in some kind of contorted silly shape, feral curly haired ninnymuggins always doing weird things to people
Harpo is mute in all of the Marx Bros movies and so his body language and facial expressions are SO over the top but he's also got fewer braincells than a goldfish while often being the emotional heart of the Marx Bros and he's just A Guy!!
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Every scene with Harpo Marx is a treat! Just like watching a seagull steal a stranger's hotdog at the beach, it is a joy to watch him frustrate the hell out of all the other films' characters! Harpo Marx is the zenith of unhinged in all of his appearances, making any other funny man a straight man by comparison. (A fantastic feat considering he starred in films with his brothers Grouch and Harpo, who sported a shoe polish mustache and questionable Italian accent, respectively). The scrungliness of the little guys he plays come from his guileless, wide-eyed expression, curly blond wig, and the extreme ability to annoy others, despite never saying a word. Is he malicious? Most definitely, but hard to tell because he has a dopey grin on his face most of the time. Communicating through other sounds like honking horns and whistling, he is a force of chaos in every Marx brothers film! Also an accomplished harp player, the beautiful calm moments where Harpo plays juxtapose the zany, making him all the more scrungly. His visual style of comedy is timeless; Duck Soup had me rolling with laughter as a six year old and is still just as funny today.
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In my opinion Harpo is the funniest of the Marx brothers because he is so good at slapstick comedy. Since he never speaks in his film appearances his performances are very physical, which contributes a lot to his scrungliness. He was fully committed to being wacky at all times. All of his hilarity is based on him being weird.
He's just a weird little guy who causes chaos everywhere he goes, and then sits down and plays a beautiful harp solo! He steals the show from his very chatty brothers without saying a word, and was surprisingly ripped under that old raincoat
All of the Marx Brothers are Scrungly to a degree, but Harpo is the scrungliest! His outfits are so big he gets lost in them, his pockets are full of everything, and because he never speaks, he always uses physical comedy. Also he's an incredible musician.
Katharine Hepburn:
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Guys i found the address of where the 'Opera' MCR video was filmed
I did this for y'all so u better thank me for doing ur work.
Unfortuanatley for me it didn't say it immediately when i googled it
My awsome work featured below the cut (TLDR at the end)
So if ur wondering which vid im talking about i mean this one
(Sry for the random black background)
So anyway i paused at this really specific scene
Notice smth familier? That's right this place was also featured in 'Sad Clown' by Panic! At the Disco.
Heres a photo for comparison (ugly one ik)
The architectural structures pretty much exact. So r the paintings. So its def the same
I had only one problem.
Google wouldn't tell me where this was filmed
So i did a bit of searching through Reddit and found out that this song called A BOY IS A GUN by Tyler the Creator was filmed at this same location.
Its the same just without the paintings and some other shit
So then with a bit of searching where this video was filmed i finally found it (thx to unknown person on reddit who acc was deleted)
This is the place guys
Comparisn to Tyler the Creators video
Trust me its the same
TLDR: the address for where 'opera: was filmed from the MCR video is -
1288 S Oakland Ave Pasadena, CA 91106, USA
link to house here
#mcr#my chemical romance#mcr tumblr#mcr memes#my chemical fucking romance#killjoys#gerard#gerard way#mcr gerard#my chem gerard#my chemical gerard#gee#my chemical romance frank#frank iero#mcr frank#frankie#frank#my chemical romance mikey#mcr mikey#mikey fucking way#mikey way#mcr mikey way#Mikey#my chem ray#ray toro#my chemical romance ray#mcr ray#my chemical ray#MCR opera
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Temperance. Enjoy your clown facts:
Pierrot is a character from commedia dell’arte, a form of theatre that started waaayyyy back in the 16th century. It featured several recurring characters that filled different archetypes.
Pierrot was most often characterized wearing all white with white face makeup. He is mostly known nowadays for being the origin of the sad clown trope. He was melancholy and often desperately in love with Columbine, but his love was always unrequited.
He was also the clown played by the main character in Pagliacci, the sad clown opera (“Laugh, Clown, at your broken love! Laugh at the grief that poisons your heart!”).
Pierrot is my favorite. He has fanart going back to the renaissance era, and I’m proud to be continuing this fine and time-weathered tradition.
#heppileppi#artists on tumblr#clown tarot#historic clowns#commedia dell'arte#pierrot#sad clown#clowncore#tarot art#temperence#tarot cards#tarot deck#tarot
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Let's talk minor/background characters
I am rewatching Winx (already watched the first three seasons but then I decided to rewatch them again)
Anyway: I remember how some fairies introduced in the earlier seasons stayed till the end. That's injustice. Let's fix it. Or well, these are my opinions about them.
Francis - Fairy of Laughter
potential bonded pixie: Jolly (mainly due to the design)
I say, she comes from a drama/threatre/show-inspired planet; maybe even a opera-inspired one
she is friends with Aisha/Layla and Musa
enjoys dancing and can sing
like Aisha/Layla, she had more classical training but on her planet, it means to entertain and amuse the people
she is that friend who thinks she had to be funny and quirky
maybe a bit insecure and has the need to fit in/be popular
she earned her Enchantix because she gave up her laugh
listen, she didn't use her full potential and she thought, laughters and by her own definition joy/amusement/performance was her power
giving it up, she earned her Enchantix but didn't get her laugh back and in her own eyes that made her powerless
however, it just got sadness centered after her Enchantix (then she sees that happiness has to co-exist with other feelings)
power growth towards emotion control: emotional manipulation by spreading joy and later “absorbing” sadness
can sense and manipulate the emotions (feelings, moods and their reactions)
manifest emotional energy to a physical level
of course, she takes up the challenge to get her laugh back
she has jester / clown-inspired look
Ahisa - Fairy of Love
comes from planet Eros (like Anne; potentially a planet full of passion, friendship, love and free expression)
everybody there has a soulmate, so Ahisa has one too
one of Amaryl's friends
self-confident and ambitious
the second, she gets really passionate about something, it becomes her new hyperfixation and might lose interest in anything else
she switches courses quite often and therefore had trouble keeping up with others (which doesn't pair well with her own ambitions)
earned her Enchatix by saving her soulmate (gives her life for theirs, woken up by a true love’s kiss)
love and friendship powers
she could even have sexual powers
healing powers
can sense soulmates of others, can help them fall in love
love arrows, love energy
seduction magic, sexual energy
maybe even fertility powers
she was warned that her powers might be less suitable for combat but she found a way to use it to her advantage even in fights
heart-themed clothes; everything pink and red
Amaryl - Fairy of Starlight
she is one of the few people that actually have a personality? so, I will add just a bit
it says she could be from Cosmosia but I like it if she is from Solaria too
beef with Stella
she was really excited to start her education, especially with Stella expelled but then surprisngly, Stella was back and in the same classes as her
got bitter when Stella excelled at everything and got her Enchantix so early
overcame it and led her own friend group to defend Alfea (during season four, when the girls were in Gardenia)
mentor to Nova after Stella left
star powers
her power is more connected to the night and space
plasma generation, aura and manipulation
because Stella becomes the fairy of sun, moon and stars, I wanted Amaryl to either be the fairy of stars and night OR have more space powers, maybe even black holes (I went the black hole route, even if I am unsure about the starlight connection)
astronomy and astrology lover
earned her Enchantix by closing a black hole using her own control over it and being pulled into it - just to make it out with the help of her Enchantix wings
Stella and Amaryl mended their relationship, mainly because both are guardian fairies of Solaria
Ortensia - Fairy of Mind
so, in the russian version of a winx game, it says she is Codatorta’s daughter (she is a daughter of a teacher at Red Fountain, that's a fact)
hence she has amazing combat abilities
she and the Red Fountain dragons come from the same planet (they are controlled telepathically)
fashionista
unorganized, messy and never punctual
incredibly creative
she changes the interior design of her room almost every week
mind based powers
read and control minds
connect with others and “talk” in their heads
mental defenses (both physical shields and immunity to mind control)
psychic blasts
earned her Enchantix by breaking the mind control of numerous students
it was so intense, she lost her life but then came back to life because Enchantix
Priscilla - Fairy of Trees
from a planet with lots of trees and with a world tree like Yggdrasil
nature fairy
speaks with trees reguarly
earned Enchantix by saving said world tree
she became one with it and with her Enchantix could seperate herself from it again
extremely patient
sneaks out often
never says no to a dare and got detention because of that quite often
loves challenges and going on adventure to meet new people
precognition through trees
sees past lives
past, present and future
prescient Reflexes, stronger senses
danger intuition
death and life sense
leaf and tree manipulation, nature energy blasts
#winx club#winx#winx ortensia#winx amaryl#winx ahisa#winx francis#winx headcanons#winx hc#winx opinions#alfea#winx season 1#winx season 2#winx season 3#okay these outfits are like aesthetics?#like not necessarily what they wear daily#or as enchantix#Enchantix ideas#winx enchantix#part 1#please dont hate me#winx Priscilla
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He is AMAZING!!!!!! ❤️
(Via https://twitter.com/queenofthehiive/status/1630164049714446336?t=SOh3FSqx1WHe8EvbXAU_1g&s=19)
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#brendon urie#patd#panic! at the disco#brendonurie#viva las vengeance tour#sad clown#brendon! at the disco#viva las vengeance#pretty odd#rock opera#amazing vocals#vocalgod#panic at the disco
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My cat's name is Tofik.
But, as all pet parents know, you don't call your pets JUST by their name.
Here's a list of things I call my Cat:
(I don't know why you'd want to read this but it's funny at times so go for it lmfao)
- PomPom
- PumPum
- Fluffy man
- Bad boiiiiiiii
- Fat boiiiiiii
- Chunky
- Hoe
- Toffee
- Toff
- TunTun
- Tun tun tuuurururu ru tu tu
- Big boiiiii
- Answering machine
- Small paws man
- The piano man
- The weekly entertainment
- Fatass
- Dumb
- Colonizer
- Dinosaur
- Mini Cow
- Micro Cow
- Puma
- Sad excuse for a tiger
- Asthma boiiii
- Asthma man
- The large
- XXL
- BBL boiiiiiii
- Faggot
- The only known gay cat
- Mayonnaise
- "Get off that right now!!!!"
- "Stop scratching it!!!!"
- Soup boiiiii
- Blueberry
- Water drinker 2000
- Horse
- Bitch boiiii
- Slut man
- The fluffiest boy in the world
- Princes
- Tuna
- Permanently fat
- Couch occupier
- Cow Cat
- Pure Perfection
- Oreo Cat
- Choking hazard
- Owl
- Pretty boiiiii
- Hehehehehehehehehe
- Alarm clock
- Nervous system
- Rainbow
- My son/child/baby/boy/love
- The thickest slowest Doberman
- Emotional support idiot
- Michael Jackson
- Pearl
- Phantom of the Opera
- Thomas Jefferson
- Voyager 1
- Sunflower
- Witch
- Average LOL player
- Toblerone
- Muffin Man
- Clown hunter
- Spooky scary skeleton
- Dinner bell
- Thick
- Lord of the litter box
- The Great Fatsby
- MacDonald
- Erotica writer
- Music Man
- Freddy Fazbear
- The man behind the slather
- Squid Game survivor
- Pink pony cat
- Covid 19
- Antelope
- Mayor West
- Obesity mascot
- The lost city of Atlantis
- The only real problem with this country
- Maple syrup
- The fastest fluff boiiii
- Cabbage
- Gotta go fast
- Church goer
- Avenger
- Harry Potter
- SLAY
- Banana man
- Sleepy boy
- Michael Angelo
- The man after midnight
- Smooth criminal
- Gofer
- Bun
- Olé
- Penini
- Small elephant
- Eeeee macarena
- The lost boy
- Albert Einstein
- Tamtam
- Bebeee
- Blues and Jazz
- Rain
- Lovely
- My favorite thing
Yea... there's a lot more... those are just the ones I can remember of the top of my head.
#pet parent#cats#cat#cats of tumblr#cats of the internet#relatable#pets#my cat <3#my cat#my cat is my baby#my pet cat#im so funny#funny#tldr#funny post#lmao#life blogging#autistic things#actually autistic#autistic humor#autistic adult#autism
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The iruma mafia au truly has no business going as hard as it did, but i am living for it anyway! My crops are well watered with this quality content, i am chef kissing forever
honestly i really thought it would just be a chapter-long oneshot that basically just swaps out demons for mobsters, but i really am delight that it's just. a very fleshed out alterative universe with its own timeline and narrative conventions. the art is surprisingly great considering how the og series generally looks, and i'm kind of touched by just how much love it shows to the characters (clara's intro especially, just bc she has the potential to be a very grating character, and the writer deciding to go full sad-orphan-circus-clown was an extremely good call). everybody looks great and is still very in-character, and although i'm not finished with it yet, i have collected more opera screencaps for prosperity. i love them but their usual butler get-up is genuinely so atrocious. it's nice to see them a little fancy for once.
#i think my favorite genre of nonbinary representation is characters who just cannot be bothered#heard about gender once and simply decided they did not care#haruhi ohshc i am kissing you on the mouth#personal#anon ask
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No, it's Pagliacci. You know, the sad clown from the opera where he murders his wife and her lover on stage?
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Buggy as a cat headcanons
Hey! This is a huge inspiration from a tumblr post by d1ner! I made a small drawing before this post! (Got lazy to add the makeup and finish the ears lmao)
Warnings: very adorable, slight angst, Buggy being a little menace
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Appearance
Buggy is a fluffy cat. So fluffy he’s called the fluffer. He’s so soft too. He still has his nose because let’s be real, is it really Buggy the clown without his iconic nose? Right, didn’t this so.
His fur color is the shade of his hair as a human. And as for his patterns, Buggy has the clown makeup on his face. But the bones are on his back. He has the flash eyelashes as fur patterns as well. Just a cute little blue clown cat with an adorable big red clown nose! I like to believe Buggy has cute little white socks on his paws.
As for eyes, I’m debating whether or not his eyes should be blue or a darker color. Buggy would be very cute with some dark brown eyes just staring at you, begging for food or some pets. But I can also see some shade of blue that’s different from the fur and turns blue & green at times.
Behavior
He’s just a very touch starved and talkative version of my cat. Literally just my cat Eli. Very mischievous and loves to play around. By playing around, I mean he hides under table and beds just to sprint out, pounce on your legs and bites as hard as he can before quickly going back to his hiding place.
Yes, that is what my cat does.
Buggy is a complicated, unpredictable and sneaky cat. Despite his bright colors, you somehow miss him all the time. He slips into doors he’s not supposed to be in, letting you hold him before biting your hand as hard as he can, so many things.
He’s such a troublemaker but he’s just too cute to fully get mad at him. He gets breaks something that means a lot to you, but he’s so cute that you just pick him up and tell him it’s ok and that’s he’s your cute little clown baby.
He pretends that he doesn’t like head pats and ruffles, but Buggy will put his paws on his human’s hand and forces it back down. And if his human walks away from their cuddling section, he’s very pouty and upset. He will throw up a hairball because you left him. He will. Don’t test him.
Very easily jealous. There’s a cat coming up to his human? He’s hissing and starting fights. A dog small or big? Big or small? Don’t care. He’s jumping up and smacking them right in the face. Then he rubs up on his owner and licks his human. Buggy definitely uses his ability to get a few hits on the animal he’s jealous of.
Likes
Buggy is one of those cats that enjoy the (fake) skin routine care with his human. He loves baths as well. Just not sea water. Don’t hurt the poor clown kitty! Buggy jumps in the bathtub and swims around while his human is bathing.
You know that one cat that holds a really long meow for food? That���s Buggy. He’s holding that meow like he’s singing for an opera. He wants his food! He’s making trip with how close he is near your feet.
Please give him his treats. He’s giving you such cute eyes…please give the clown kitty treats. Give him extra! So what if he terrorizes you all the time? He’s so cute!
Dislikes
Don’t ignore him. Don’t you dare ignore him. Keep your eyes on him. Buggy wants all of your attention. You’re taking care of him, just give him a bit more attention, please?
Oh you’re giving your attention to someone else? HOW DARE YOU? Fine! Why not just keep the thing that has your attention as a pet instead? He’s dragging himself around the house, stomping his paws around. He’s upset. Buggy deserves ALL of your attention, dammit!
What’s this? YOU’RE LEAVING HIM ALONE IN A ROOM? ALL BY HIMSELF? Oh he’s just like my cat. Buggy is yelling SO much. He ain’t stopping either. He needs to be with you 24/7. Buggy is meowing nonstop for hours.
He doesn’t like it when you stop being all cuddly and sweet with him after he acts like he hates it. He’s sad and he head butts his human for more. He will lay on top of you and force you to pet him. He’ll purposefully scratches things while staring into your soul because you won’t pet him.
Zoomies
He’s a goddamn gremlin. Buggy is stomping around, running so fast while his tail is between his legs. He’s making noises like a race car while jumping, flipping in the air, circling on carpet and sliding on hardwood.
The slightest movement from you will make him run and jump straight at you. He’s insane during zoomies. Best to leave a bunch of toys out and keep a water gun with sea salt to shoot him with as you try to stay in a Buggy-free room. Trust me, it’s for your own safety and sanity.
(We have water guns for my cat as well. He does exactly this but the race car nosies)
How he met his human
Buggy was abandoned. He was filthy and left on the streets to live or die. It was a rainy evening as the sun was about to start setting. Buggy was at the edge of the sidewalk as the rain was hitting his head. He wasn’t annoyed by it, but he looked so sad and looked like he was about to cry.
Then a human looked at him, trying to get closer and started talking to him. Out of fear, he ran and hid under between garbage cans. When the human followed him, he hissed. He was scared, only just a little baby kitty.
When the human left, he went back to just watching the rain, trying to stay warm. But then the human came back. Buggy arched his cat and started to hiss…until he was the food in the human’s hand.
After some hesitation, he started to eat the food. He was pretty hungry. Buggy struggled to eat the food a little bit since he was so small. Eventually he trusted the human enough to let them pick him up.
“Aren’t you a strange kitty?” Buggy just stared at the human, letting out a cute little meow, melting the human’s heart instantly. He was cold, shivering and still hungry.
Once at the human’s house, they fed him and took him into a bathroom to clean him off. He was pretty dirty. Being wrapped up in a towel, he kept meowing, staring at the human. Them baby talking him and pressing a little kiss on his nose, he started to warm up a little bit more.
He explored his new house, loving the fireplace and the heat that came from the fire. Buggy meowed loudly and ran up his human’s leg when they showed him his clean red striped bandanna, putting it back on.
(He also loves dress up)
Buggy grew very close, but now is very clingy and hates being left alone with the fear of abandonment still affects him. He doesn’t want to left alone again. Even though he’s been with the human for a long time, the abandonment is still there.
But one night by the fireplace with a cozy blanket in his human’s lap, his human rubs his face. And Buggy realizes that he really has found his human and no longer has to worry about being left behind, closing his eyes and falling to sleep.
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A cute little headcanon for my dear friend @raven-the-cryptid <3
#fan fic writing#buggy the flashy fool#one piece buggy#buggy d clown x reader#cat au#one piece#one piece x reader#buggy the clown x you#buggy the clown#buggy the clown x reader#x reader#buggy x reader#kitty!buggy
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Do you have any really silly mane six headcanons
Twilight Sparkle once smoked weed during her equivalent of college and to this day is terrified that Celestia will find out (Celestia already knows)
Twilight has very little knowledge of memes and her friends frequently have to explain new slang to her before she causes political scandals (“no Twilight ‘kys’ does not mean ‘keep yourself safe’”)
Much like a real horse, Twilight often falls asleep standing up during her late-night stress & study sessions. Spike has had to wake her up and tell her to go to bed numerous times
Twilight was that kid who reminded her teachers there was homework when they forgot. Her classmates didn’t really like her for that
Her love life is very…active lol, including when she’s in a stable and committed relationship (like active within that relationship not as a serial cheater). She loves learning new techniques if you catch my drift
Fluttershy is surprisingly confident when she’s attracted to someone, and when she’s in a committed relationship she has a lot of fun facts about animal mating patterns to share with them for…no particular reason
Unlike Twilight, Flutters is surprisingly well-versed in memes because she’s learned a lot from Discord (and also Treehugger). She doesn’t really understand the humor in all of them but she’s aware of them
(In a universe where FlutterCord is canon) She had to absolutely fight for her life in the Mane 6 meetups when she told her friends she was dating/crushing on him
Daring Do eventually loses popularity, partly because so many of her books involve actual artifact theft and social attitudes have changed, and partly because ponies just moved on to newer book series. Rainbow Dash still remains her biggest die-hard fan even when she looks pathetic doing so
Rainbow Dash acts like a big baby every time Tank hibernates for the rest of her life (he outlives her) but after the first few years it’s kind of silly
This isn’t an idea I came up with but I really like all the jokes about RD writing really bad fanfiction, and it’s a headcanon I subscribe to
(Mostly a joke because I do ship her with mares outside of my next gens) Rainbow Dash is straight but has a lot of mares asking her out because of her mane, and it’s hard to get stallions because they also think she’s gay. She also has a hard time relating to her friends who all like mares
RD doesn’t take good care of her hooves because she flies all the time and forgets to trim them due to not walking very much. Because of this, they look funky and overgrown and her friends kind of clown on her for it
When she’s older, Rainbow Dash wrecks some of her joints trying to do stunts that she did when she was younger (like carrying her ���little” sister). She has the worst midlife crisis out of all her friends
When Rarity was a filly, she used to create the most elaborate and dramatic plotlines with her dolls that easily measured up to any soap opera, with betrayals, love triangles, custody battles, the whole works
She enjoys listening to soul-crushingly sad music (like Marina’s discography) during her ice cream-crying sessions, in the process roleplaying a life much more dysfunctional than she has because it helps her cope with her actual problems. Also listens to that music in a good mood if she needs to be inspired for a certain fashion piece
She overstocks her supplies to a sometimes comical extent, like she has 400 refills for her bedazzler machine. How does she have room for all that stuff? A lady never reveals her secrets, darling✨
Applejack loves singing country songs like “Thank God I’m A Country Colt” and “International Harvester” at the top of her lungs, they literally never fail to get her hyped up
(In a human context, ignoring Equestria Girls) it took her awhile to learn that Apple Bloom had TikTok and other social media accounts because she only uses Facebook on her clunky home computer
AJ is incapable of enjoying any kind of sitcom because she’s always poking holes in the plot. Her least favorite storylines are the “caught in a lie” and general miscommunication tropes
She also can’t watch well-written, dramatic tv shows either if any of the characters behave dishonestly (such as Breaking Bad)
Pinkie and Cheese once performed “Amish Paradise” for her parents and sisters (even in universes where they aren’t a couple). Reactions were VERY mixed
Also some of my “how they explain the birds and the bees to their kids” headcanons for my next gens are pretty funny
Fluttershy is really good at explaining the whole life cycle (including reproduction and death) because taking care of so many animals means she’s seen it all. Nothing squicks her out anymore. She explains things matter-of-factly but gently as she guides her little ones through various examples involving her animals.
Twilight would do a good job and be comfortable with it but she would also go overboard, giving a college-level lecture about the full reproductive process when her 10 year old daughter only wanted to know what going into heat meant. Twi’s partner calls Fluttershy in to help for the kid’s sake.
Rarity buys her daughter the pony equivalent of those Care & Keeping of You books (and her son gets the male equivalent of those books). She uses those books to bond with her kids over “becoming a mare/stallion.”
Applejack is very overprotective of Apple Bloom and probably procrastinated on giving her “the talk” only to find out that AB already learned from the other CMC (especially Scoot “left completely unsupervised 24/7” aloo /hj). A similar deal would probably happen with her own kids as well unless her partner is better about it. Even though, years before, Granny Smith was very straight with AJ like “ya wanna know how our new batch of chicks was made?”
Pinkie isn’t uncomfortable with the talk at all, except her explanation gets so convoluted and off topic that her kids go off to ask someone else.
Rainbow Dash says “go ask your father”
#AskKind#KindsThoughts#mane 6#twilight sparkle#fluttershy#rainbow dash#rarity#applejack#pinkie pie#headcanon#my little pony#mlp fim#mlp g4#asks open#send asks#send me asks#ask me stuff#ask me things#ask me anything
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can opera get their church,lemon pepper steppers, pastor's, erm actually, clown, looney toon ahh shoes off the screen pls😭
Wheres yourr headdd attt🔥🔥🔥
im so sad they died wasnt even a chapter in 😞💔💔(i lied)
#mairimashita! iruma kun#m!ik#welcome to demon school iruma kun#marashita iruma kun#iruma suzuki#opera iruma#opera m!ik#them loony toon shoes bro#mafia au#m!ik mafia#mafia spinoff
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