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“Dat was my probleem! I shoulda hired heem eenstead!”

phoenix wright isnt in smash because he got sora into smash. he was his lawyer

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“My father’s name is-a Edward Scapelli, supposedly that one guy from that-a horrible movie was named-a after heem, or sometheeng? Whatevah! The point is that Google, she’s-a not Wikipedia... from most canon to least goes:

Games > Cartoons/Comics > Movies > Prima Guides/Coloring Books/Comprehensive tumblr posts > Matpat > Google > Qanon

If you have a half hour to waste, here’s an in-a depth look at joost-a why Google has gotten so bad.

Though, to be fair anon did post a “terrible-super-mario-idea” which I guess was-a the point... I really did joost waste a whole half-a an hour...”

Google is right, Waluigi’s parent is Luigi. Luigi gave birth to a fully grown Waluigi. There was no stork. Waluigi should not exist, and no one can explain how he does.

Story checks out.

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I thought your original name was Jimmy Poppadopolos?

“Don’t believe everything you read in-a Nintendo Power. Though the original, unphotoshopped version of-a the September 2000 issue has-a been found and-a scanned. Soes we can finally put that-a silly name to rest, like Jeremiah Valeska, and Langdon Alger.”

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What is you last name?

“My deadname is Grigori* Scapelli, but I had it-a legally changed to Waluigi. With no last-a name. I am currently a mononymous individual, joost-a like Shigeru Miyamoto wanted the Marios to be.”

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Twenty years ago, today.

July 21, 2000

Mario Tennis (Nintendo 64)

Nevar forget, 2020

The Year of Waluigi.

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“Crash has the highest-a chance, obviously... maybe followed by Dante, and Sora... if-a dey strip all-a de Disney off-a heem. A Hat in Time Girl will see a Mii costume at-a some point if she’s-a lucky. Be prepared to cross everyone-a and everything-a off this list except for yours-a truly.”

I am going to hold on to this piece I made.

These are characters I like and that I think MIGHT have a chance. (This is just for fun!)

For every character that is or not announced in the Challenger packs, will be deleted :)

If they are a Mii costume, they also get deleted.

If they are announced, the picture will change to something else!

(MikuMikuDance model port credits: SAB64, kirlia20, LinLinny, Mister Orzo, and CrossMMD on Deviantart)

Let's wait and see what happens! 🌟

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@discosue

as a kid (a very young kid) I had a headcanon that Waluigi had an insanely huge fro under his hat

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i’m on the self insert train and this is the decade i let myself be more self indulgent in my art, so i made myself a mariosona! 

her name is Pazzy Troopa, a paratroopa who left her flock at Bowser’s castle one day following the scent of garlic spaghetti to the Wario duo’s house. she stuck around after an attempted ransom note to Bowser for her from the duo failed to get a reply (she wasn’t a very useful minion), and she became the new roommate/mascot/henchman of the two anti-marios. she’s a sleepy and laid back little koopa who is Waluigi’s biggest (and only) fan, something that often confuses him as you aren’t normally supposed to be a fan of villains (and he’s not used to positive feedback in general). i hope you like her!!

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Waluigi just wants to smash.

via reddit

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My frustration with playing Mario Kart Tour inspired the first version of this meme. Essentially I suck ass at it and feel like everyone else is cheating just by being a competent player. Don’t get me started on Gold Membership. That shit *IS* flipping cheating

The second is just me being silly.

The third is a blank. Meme your hearts out with it my lovely little shitposters.

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“Eets-a 2020 and you know what that-a means! That’s right, it’s-a the

YEAR OF WALUIGI!

that’s 20 whole years of yours truly not receiving his own game. Let’s-a look at some of the characters Nintendo actually likes first.

Mario, First appearance to top billing: Donkey Kong (Arcade) - July 31, 1981 Mario Bros. (Arcade) - July 20, 1983

Wario, First appearance to top billing: Super Mario Land 2: 6 Golden Coins - November 1, 1992 Wario Land: Super Mario Land 3 - March 13, 1994

Yoshi, First appearance to top billing: Super Mario World - August 13, 1991 Yoshi - December 4, 1991

Wow, almost two whole years. That’s-a nothing in the world of-a gaming. And then for the loser Luigi, who they originally hated or-a something, let’s see how long it took-a him?

Luigi, First appearance to top billing: Mario Bros. - July 20, 1983 Mario is Missing! - 1992 Luigi’s Mansion - November 18, 2001

What-a de heck? He gets his own game after only 9 years, it-a fails miserably, but only 9 years later he gets another chance. Now, what’s-a 9+9? Eighteen, so after 18 years go by I still haven’t even-a got my first chance! The system’s rigged! Just-a look at Yoshi! Four months?! I call haxx. Everybody is cheaters!”

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Yeah we’re a team, keep scrolling

Usual team between my sister and me, they always end up teaming together (and i also have plenty of headcanon about their friendship)

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https://www.deviantart.com/ry-spirit/art/Battle-of-Gods-821505733

Battle of Gods by Ry-Spirit 

Only one will reign supreme

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Wah!

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Sad but true

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This is husband💕