#s: reddit

[harveywritings92]

Soap: What's the weirdest way you've ever gotten into a relationship?

Ghost: Tax evasion.

Soap & R/n:....

Soap: I was gonna say I threw up on R/n's shoes, but that sounds more interesting...

R/n: Story please?

Ghost: No.

[godsofhumanity]

[texting] Amphitrite: i'm in my chariot just thinking. Poseidon: about? Amphitrite: you. Poseidon: awwww <3 Amphitrite: nothing good tho.

[totally-correct-tbp]

Gwen: If you had to separate your dog from 49 other identical appearing dogs that were all equally excited to see you, how would you discover which dog was yours?

Billy: I would take home my 50 dogs and live like a king.

[incorrectlis2]

Chris: If you had to separate your dog from 49 other identical appearing dogs that were all equally excited to see you, how would you discover which dog was yours?

Daniel: I would take home my 50 dogs and live like a king.

[harveybwabbit92]

Taiga: What's a useless fact would you like to share?

Rosso: Your bellybutton used to be your old mouth...

Geed: The color ‘orange’ was named after the fruit, not the other way around.

Akari: Due to the shape of a Elk’s esophagus, even if it could speak, it could never pronounce the word ‘lasagna’. 

Taiga, pointing at Akari: Yep, that’s a winner.

[turnbackthependulum]

[In an AU where Rangiku, Gin and Toshiro live together under one roof…]

Rangiku, in a high voice, holding Barbie: Hey, Ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!

Gin, in a deep voice, holding Ken: Nonsense, Barbie. You’re staying home and having my kids.

Toshiro: What the f*ck are you guys doing?

Rangiku: Playing systemic oppression.

[hyeahgaku]

Shishiba: I can't believe it's really hyover.

Osaragi: He was a real hyomie.

Takamura: *incoherent muttering*

Nagumo: He's not really dead, he's just on extended hyoliday.

Kamihate: Don't get your hyopes too high.

Kanaguri: You guys are hyorrible!

[circumpolarvampire]

People online (white) will create so many conspiracy theories that just boil down to "Asians aren't complete human beings with their own thoughts and autonomy" like maybe Chinese people are just going about their day to day life. Maybe a video of a North Korean person like chilling is just a person chilling, who isn't going to power down like a robot once the video is over. Stop being a fucking creep.

[wild-moss-art]

this is how I feel when I play azure moon

[maeventide]

I'm surprised that there's a wave of people that don't like Caldarus' design. Personally I really like it and I think it fits his personality and backstory (that we know of so far) very well. Caldarus is a curious, contemplative and mysterious, regal dragon god. He's also been asleep for a very long time and has been weakened by something (or someone) in the past that we have yet to discover. Of course he is on the frail side, the dragon man's been through it and he needs rest!! So yes, I think Caldarus' design suits him wonderfully.

[nvoc]

SKYRIM ; scenery 43

[harveywritings92]

[Pokémon Au: Soap gets a text from R/n.]

R/n: Day 3 of sticky webbing my boyfriends possessions onto the ceiling until he notices. Today it was a whole ass shoe!

{R/n sends pic of her Tarountula proudly hanging from the ceiling next to pair of reading glasses, one of Ghost’s masks and a shoe stuck to the ceiling.}

Soap: I’m picturing how frustrated Ghost is right now trying to find these…

[godsofhumanity]

[texting] Ishtar: What are you doing? Gilgamesh: I'm in bed. Eating chips. Ishtar: What would you be doing if I were with you? Gilgamesh: I would be eating chips. Ishtar: No, I mean if there were no chips. Just you and me. In bed. Gilgamesh: I would go to the store to buy some chips.

[justisabellethings]

I can get behind this agenda

The Mark is hot agenda

[m4lted-cr3am]

Why did I make this? (Probably got inspo from the amount of Gelphie vs Fiyeraba fights I see in the comments section of Reddit posts)

[harveybwabbit92]

{Akari is texting.]

Akari: Day 5 of my Brother and I sticking our dads possessions to the ceiling until he notices, today it was a whole ass boot!

{Sends a pic of a of a tablet case, a Mug and a red boot.]

Taiga: I'm imaging how peeved uncle Seven must be looking for these things...

Akari: Day 5 part 2: He's yelling at my brother.

[Sends another pic this time of Seven glaring at a laughing Zero, while a frustrated Seven is standing right under his 'Missing" items.]