#s: reddit

[harveywritings92]

Soap: What's the weirdest way you've ever gotten into a relationship?

Ghost: Tax evasion.

Soap & R/n:....

Soap: I was gonna say I threw up on R/n's shoes, but that sounds more interesting...

R/n: Story please?

Ghost: No.

[godsofhumanity]

[texting] Amphitrite: i'm in my chariot just thinking. Poseidon: about? Amphitrite: you. Poseidon: awwww <3 Amphitrite: nothing good tho.

[totally-correct-tbp]

Gwen: If you had to separate your dog from 49 other identical appearing dogs that were all equally excited to see you, how would you discover which dog was yours?

Billy: I would take home my 50 dogs and live like a king.

[incorrectlis2]

Chris: If you had to separate your dog from 49 other identical appearing dogs that were all equally excited to see you, how would you discover which dog was yours?

Daniel: I would take home my 50 dogs and live like a king.

[harveybwabbit92]

Taiga: What's a useless fact would you like to share?

Rosso: Your bellybutton used to be your old mouth...

Geed: The color ‘orange’ was named after the fruit, not the other way around.

Akari: Due to the shape of a Elk’s esophagus, even if it could speak, it could never pronounce the word ‘lasagna’. 

Taiga, pointing at Akari: Yep, that’s a winner.

[turnbackthependulum]

[In an AU where Rangiku, Gin and Toshiro live together under one roof…]

Rangiku, in a high voice, holding Barbie: Hey, Ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!

Gin, in a deep voice, holding Ken: Nonsense, Barbie. You’re staying home and having my kids.

Toshiro: What the f*ck are you guys doing?

Rangiku: Playing systemic oppression.

[hyeahgaku]

Shishiba: I can't believe it's really hyover.

Osaragi: He was a real hyomie.

Takamura: *incoherent muttering*

Nagumo: He's not really dead, he's just on extended hyoliday.

Kamihate: Don't get your hyopes too high.

Kanaguri: You guys are hyorrible!

[loveaankilaq]

People online (white) will create so many conspiracy theories that just boil down to "Asians aren't complete human beings with their own thoughts and autonomy" like maybe Chinese people are just going about their day to day life. Maybe a video of a North Korean person like chilling is just a person chilling, who isn't going to power down like a robot once the video is over. Stop being a fucking creep.

[wild-moss-art]

this is how I feel when I play azure moon

[nvoc]

SKYRIM ; scenery 43

[harveywritings92]

R/n, to Ghost and Soap while getting her phone out: What are you thinking about right now?

Soap: Both sexes can f*ck a Pringles can, but neither can do it well...

Ghost and R/n:...

Ghost, holding take-out menus: She meant for supper, you fuckin’ pillock!

[godsofhumanity]

[texting] Ishtar: What are you doing? Gilgamesh: I'm in bed. Eating chips. Ishtar: What would you be doing if I were with you? Gilgamesh: I would be eating chips. Ishtar: No, I mean if there were no chips. Just you and me. In bed. Gilgamesh: I would go to the store to buy some chips.

[froody]

Just some food for thought but if your significant other does not talk to their family or about their family, it would not be a fun surprise to invite their family to your wedding without their consent. Or into your home.

[my-deer-legolas]

[harveybwabbit92]

{Akari is texting.]

Akari: Day 5 of my Brother and I sticking our dads possessions to the ceiling until he notices, today it was a whole ass boot!

{Sends a pic of a of a tablet case, a Mug and a red boot.]

Taiga: I'm imaging how peeved uncle Seven must be looking for these things...

Akari: Day 5 part 2: He's yelling at my brother.

[Sends another pic this time of Seven glaring at a laughing Zero, while a frustrated Seven is standing right under his 'Missing" items.]

[turnbackthependulum]

Kyoraku: Alright then I guess it's time for plan G. Soi Fon: Don't you mean plan B? Unohana: No. We already tried plan B a long time ago. It didn't work. Mayuri: And we had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties. Kensei: Oh, okay. And what about plan D? Komamura: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt 30 minutes ago. Shinji: A, B, C, D... What, d'ya guys even have something like a plan M? Ukitake: Yes, we do, but I don't think we should- Mayuri, deadpan: Yhwach dies in plan M. Everyone: Zaraki: Oh, I like plan M.